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DIASPORA SHOWCASE AFRICA Sabbar Shrine. 450 S. Tucson Blvd. 624-2509. The Fashion and Music of Africa takes center stage with the spring collections of Designers Farouque Abdela -Tanzania, Kike Adeeko -Nigeria, and Akouavi Slater -Togo. Afropop band ELIKEH,to entertain you with African traditional tunes mixed with Rock, Jazz, and R & B. Special appearance by Egyptian percussionist Gamal Gomma. Sat., Oct. 11, 6-10 p.m., $49. 8881262. http://www.diasporashowcase.com DINE AND DANCE DOWNTOWN Agustin Kitchen. 100 S. Avenida del Convento, Suite 150. 398-5382. Dine and Dance the night away with exclusive dinner prepared by three-time Tucson Iron Chef, Ryan Clark. Proceeds benefit the The Danz Ed Project, a dance arts educational program for Arizona schools. Introductory private dance lesson included.

Wed., Oct. 15, 5:30-9:30 p.m., $150 per person. 2757931. http://www.santaritaballroom.com/dance-anddine.html

MAKING STRIDES AGAINST BREAST CANCER WALK OF TUCSON Kino Veterans Memorial Sports Complex. 2500 E. Ajo Way. Help finish the fight at the American Cancer Society’s Making Strides Against Breast Cancer onemile and three-mile community walks. Registration begins at 7 a.m., with the walk starting at 8 a.m. Call 520-320-6382 or visit makingstrideswalk.org/tucsonaz for info. Sun., Oct. 12, 7-11 a.m., Free registration, donations accepted. 320-6382. makingstrideswalk.org/ tucsonaz PARENT AND TEEN WORKSHOP El Rio Neighborhood Center. 1390 W. Speedway Blvd.

791-4683. The goal of this workshop is to foster an open and honest family dialogue about sex and sexuality as well as provide tips and advice for making healthy, responsible decisions about sex, pregnancy, sexually transmitted infection prevention and the resources at Planned Parenthood which are available to you. RSVP

by Friday, Oct. 10, 940-7464 or education@ppaz.org.

Tue., Oct. 14, 6-8:30 p.m., Free.

POP! A FOOD AND FASHION FORWARD FUNDRAISER YWCA Tucson. 525 Bonita Ave. 884-7810. Womenowned local restaurants will offer treats to fuel your bidding spirit for the silent auction of designer handbags filled with goodies from local spas, artists, boutiques and cafés. Buffalo Exchange will showcase recycled fashions on the catwalk. Local musicians will entertain and the best women bartenders will concoct unique libations. Sun., Oct. 12, 5-8 p.m., $65 advance/ $80 day of. tkelch@ywcatucson.org TUCSON BOTANICAL GARDENS 40TH ANNIVERSARY GALA Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Enjoy music, martinis, dancing, refreshments, dinner, hors d’oeuvres and music under the stars. Luxury travel raffle tickets $25 or five for $100. Contact Katherine at 326-9686 ext. 25 to purchase event or raffle tickets, or online at tucsonbotanical.org. Sun., Oct. 12, 4:30-8 p.m., $200. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/events/butterflyaffaire-2014

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FORMS OF PAYMENT V Visa MC Mastercard AMEX American Express DIS Discover DC Diner’s Club Checks local checks with guarantee card and ID only

RESTAURANT LOCATION C Central North to River Road, east to Alvernon Way, west to Granada Avenue downtown, and south to 22nd Street.

NW Northwest North of River Road, west of Campbell Avenue.

NE Northeast North of River Road, east of Campbell Avenue.

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E East East of Alvernon Way, south of River Road.

Counter Quick or fast-food service, usually includes take-out.

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THE TASTEFUL KITCHEN C 722 N. Stone Ave. 250-9600. Open TuesdaySaturday 5-9 p.m. CafĂŠ/BYO. DIS, MC, V. The Tasteful Kitchen is trying to bring vegan, vegetarian and raw food into the mainstream. The bright and colorful entrĂŠes and delicious desserts will appeal to even the most dedicated carnivore. Reservations are recommended. (4-26-12) $$

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With inventive cocktails, a well-balanced wine list and friendly service, it’s a spot not to be missed. The Abbey burger re-imagines a true American classic in a delightful and delicious way, and desserts are to die for. Reservations are strongly recommended. (1-17-11) $$-$$$ BLUE WILLOW

C 2616 N. Campbell Ave. 327-7577. Open Monday-

Friday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Blue Willow has been one of Tucson’s favorite breakfast spots for decades, and it lives up to the hype. Delicious, filling breakfast food is perfect for a causal weekend meal with the family or for a morning-after cure-all. The oasis-like patio makes outdoor dining even better than usual in Tucson’s mild months. Despite being known for breakfast, Blue Willow also serves up a tasty lunch and dinner. Get there early for breakfast or prepare to wait (although the awesome gift shop makes the wait much less painful). (5-2-13) $$ BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE C 4340 N. Campbell Ave., Suite 164. 395-1025. Open Sunday-Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-11 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This St. Philip’s Plaza restaurant offers a casual yet chic vibe and enough choices to please most palates. Small plates are the idea although full entrées are also on the menu. The baked mussels are rich and a little spicy and the risotto balls are kind of quirky. Steak is on both the lunch and dinner menu, and some of the sides are big enough to count as a meal. We liked the haricots vert.

The wine list is interesting and you should be able to find something you like. (5-1-14) $$-$$$

CAFE TREMOLO NW 7401 N. La Cholla Blvd., No. 152. 742-2999.

Open Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Cafe Tremolo is like a Tucson version of the Hard Rock Café—except with better food. Beautifully presented entrées, sandwiches and desserts make this an ideal lunch or dinner spot, and if you know anything about classic rock or jazz, you can geek out at the awesome collection of music memorabilia. Friendly service and a full bar make the experience complete. (9-16-10) $$ DAKOTA BAR AND GRILL

E 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road, Ste. 7 298-7188. Open

Sunday and Monday 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m.; TuesdayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This longtime eastside spot is a neighborhood favorite.

No surprises, just good solid modern American fare. The burgers are popular and there is a nice list of Dakota “favorites” including the rich, luscious shrimp enchiladas. Cocktails are retro without trying to be. The patio is cool and shady and offers great views of Trail Dust Town. A little old and a little new, Dakota offers something for everyone. (07-11-13) $$-$$$ DOWNTOWN KITCHEN + COCKTAILS C 135 S. Sixth Ave. 623-7700. Open Sunday 4-9 p.m.; Monday-Thursday 5-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 4 p.m.-midnight Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. There is much to like about Janos Wilder’s return to downtown. He’s taken American cuisine and infused it with foreign influences in a delightfully urban setting.

The service is top-notch, and don’t miss the “at the bar” menu. (3-10-11) $$-$$$$ DRY RIVER COMPANY E 800 N. Kolb Road. 298-5555. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-midnight; Saturday 11:30 a.m.-midnight; Sunday 11:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This is a nifty little place that offers everything from light breakfasts to delicious pizzas to happy hour and beyond.

Enjoy these with one of the specialty coffees. Pizzas are baked in a wood-fired oven; toppings include all the old standbys as well as twists like potatoes. Sandwiches, salads and pastas round out the menu. (11-18-10) $-$$ ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS C 135 E. Congress St. 622-5500. Open Sunday-

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CAFร ร LA Cโ ART The Blue Music Original Folk/Rock.

6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m., Free.

CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet. 10 p.m., $5.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George. 6:30 p.m.

CUSHING STREET RESTAURANT AND BAR Mindy Ronstadt and the All Bill Band. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

THE FLYCATCHER Oso Negro, Street Jesus, Big Merridox, AltruMystic. 9 p.m.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร Jim St. James & Scott Jordans. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., No Cover.

ORO VALLEY MARKETPLACE Bouncing Czechs 6 p.m.- 7:30 p.m., Free.

RIALTO THEATRE ยกGaytino! The first 100 tickets are only $15! 7 p.m.-11 p.m., $15-$20.

RISKY BUSINESS TANQUE VERDE Eastside Bluegrass Jam with Greg Morton & Jim Stanley.Show starts at 8 p.m., Jam at 9 p.m. Free.

SAKURA Jay Faircloth 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., No cover.

SKY BAR Hank Topless TANQUE VERDE SWAP MEET Thirsty Thursdays $1 Beer, Live (Latin/Tejano/Cumbia) Band, Vendors selling in the aisles, concessions & grill open for dinner/snacks, kidโ s carnival open for $1 rides 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free entrance.

TAP & BOTTLE Keli & the Big Dream Keli Carpenterโ s (formerly the frontwoman of the Tryst). 8:30 p.m.10:30 p.m., Free.

UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 9 p.m., free.

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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Equinox 8 p.m., $5.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Bob Einweck. 6 p.m.

BRATโ S BAR & GRILL Live Music Live rock n roll: Contraband, Comming Up Roses and Drifter 9:30 p.m., No Cover.

CHICAGO BAR Jacques Taylor and the Real Deal CLUB CONGRESS Tom Walbank with Roman BartonSherman (on the plaza) CLUB CONGRESS The Electric Blankets, Horse Black and White Lhite. 9 p.m., free.

CLUB CONGRESS Jon Rauhouse. 7 p.m., free.

CLUB XS Latin Dance Revolution presents Latin Lovers Salsa Fridays Dancing: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.. Free Salsa dance lesson 9 to 10 p.m. Singles/couples welcome, 21 and older. Info: 444-0439, 977-6794.

9 p.m.- 2am, $7 till 10 p.m., $10 after.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30 p.m.

COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Bryan Dean and Koko 7 p.m.

THE FLYCATCHER La Cerca, Best Dog Award, Spiders Can Fly. 8 p.m.

THE HUT Top Dead Center. 4:20 p.m.

JAVARITA COFFEE HOUSE (THE GOOD SHEPHERD UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST) An Evening with Dan Levensen.

7 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., $10.00.

MAKER HOUSE Dutch Holly Dutch Hollyโ s live set has at times featured as many as 20 people on stage, but here at Maker House theyโ re keeping it simple and roadworthy. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., $5.

MINT COCKTAILS Barbara Harris Band. 9 p.m.

MISS SAIGON Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร Lone Madrone with The Introverts. 6:30 p.m.-10 p.m., $5.

OUTLAW SALOON Tony Corrales Band Top 40 Country Dance Music! 9 p.m.- 1am, No Cover.

THE PARISH Tree House Fire. 9 p.m.

RIALTO THEATRE Chromeo. 7 p.m., $25-$33.

RIVERโ S EDGE LOUNGE Jimmy After Dark 9 p.m., free.

RJโ S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB A Night of Reggae.

9:30 p.m.- 2am, No Entry.

SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music SHOT IN THE DARK CAFร Mark Bockel. 10 p.m.

THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen. 9:30 p.m.

SURLY WENCH PUB Erudites WISDOMโ S CAFร Bill Manzanedo. 5 p.m.

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191 TOOLE Puddles Pity Party. 7 p.m.

BANANAS BAR AND GRILL Cobras Bluesrockin Band 8 p.m.-12am.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Straight Shot Again With Donny โ The Twanglerโ back for this show, we got the full flock of fun olโ dudes.

8 p.m.-12am, $6.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Pawnbroker Reunion With Straight Shot Again 8 p.m.-midnight. $6.00 cover.

BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Tortolita Gutpluckers 6 p.m.

BRATโ S BAR & GRILL Contraband and Friends Three rock bands: Contraband, Coming Up Roses and Drifter 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., Free.

CAFFE TORINO (FOOTHILLS) Tony Frank Trio 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free.

CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet. 10 p.m., $5.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR

Richard Alexander. 6:30 p.m.

COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

DANTEโ S FIRE Danny Brito Trio. 9 p.m.-12am, Free.

DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Adara Rae and the Home Wreckers. 7 p.m.

THE HUT Lallapalozers MAVERICK Flipside. 8 p.m., $5.

MISS SAIGON The Jango Jam. 10:30 p.m., Free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร TKMA Presents- โ Planes, Trains, & Automobilesโ 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., $10, proceeds going to TKMA. THE PARISH Mike Hebert Prison Band. 8 p.m.

PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE Justin Valdez y Los Guapos. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m.

RIALTO THEATRE Carolina Chocolate Drops Traditional folk/string band Carolina Chocolate Drops.

7 p.m., $22-$30.

RIVERโ S EDGE LOUNGE Rock Molly. 9 p.m., free.

SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Live music

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AMERICAN LEGION Bob Kay, the Singing Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies. Non-smoking dance. Fingerfood potluck. Call 883-5491 for info.

4 p.m.- 6 p.m., $2.

ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE The Hot Club of Tucson. 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Mr. Boogie Woogie & the Firesweep Band. 6 p.m.

CHICAGO BAR Reggae Sunday LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly.

12 p.m.- 3 p.m., free.

FINIโ S LANDING Andy Hersey. 5 p.m.

FOX TUCSON THEATRE Kris Kristofferson 7 p.m., $37-$100.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร David Damiani. Often joined by the legendary guitarist Bruce Forman. 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., $10.

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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Bryan Dean Trio. 6 p.m., free.

CLUB CONGRESS Polica, Web of Sunsets. 7 p.m., $15.

ELLIOTTโ S ON CONGRESS Jazz Guild Jam. 9 p.m., free.

THE FLYCATCHER J Roddy Walston. 8 p.m.

FOX TUCSON THEATRE Asia. 7:30 p.m., $29-$64.

RIALTO THEATRE Marty Stuart and His Fabulous Superlatives. 7 p.m., $32-$45.

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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE Ashbury 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., free.

THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL Tesoro Trio 5:30 p.m.- 7:30 p.m., Free.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร 43 Miles North Americana 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., no cover.

RIALTO THEATRE The New Pornographers Indie band The New Pornographers. Opening band is The Pains of Being Pure at Heart.

7 p.m., $20-$33.

SAGE BRUSH CANTINA Jam With Darren G. 8 p.m.-12 a.m., free.

SKY BAR Tom Walbank. 10 p.m., Free.

SKY BAR Jazz Telephone Jazz Night 8 p.m.-10 p.m., Free.

UNPLUGGED TUCSON The Ladies of jazz. 8 p.m.-11 p.m., Free.

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BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Titan Valley Warheads 7 p.m.

CARTEL COFFEE LAB Cartel Jazz Jam with Tony Frank 8 p.m.-11 p.m., Free.

CHICAGO BAR Bad News Blues Band CLUB CONGRESS The Drums 7 p.m., $15, $18.

LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Miss Lana Rebel and Kevin Michael Mayfield 6:30 p.m.

THE CORONET Naim Amor Come see Naim Amor every Wednesday on our lovely patio. Enjoy half off bottles of wine!

7 p.m.- 9 p.m.

COW PONY BAR AND GRILL Davis Brothers/Ashbury 10 p.m.

THE DISTRICT MIss Massive Snowflake 10 p.m.-11:45 p.m., free.

MAVERICK Buckboard Jay Faircloth & the Loners (Charles Lolmaugh, Jim Howell, & Aaron Gonzales) play Red Dirt & Texas Country music.

8:30 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $3 cover.

MOCA White Mystery with Bradford Trojan and Otherly Love. 7 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., Free for MOCA members, $5 non-members.

MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFร Neil & Lisa McCallion. 6:30 p.m.- 9:30 p.m., no cover.

OUTLAW SALOON Jam Session with the Buju Blues Band 8 p.m., No cover.

SOLAR CULTURE Luna 13 Dark Drum N Bass Industrial/ Grime. 8 p.m., $7.

SPACE SMOKE SHOP Attitude Adjustment Tour featuring City of the Week With special guests Mirrors, The Hotchiks, Forever Weโ re Forgotten and Entities. An all ages event. 7:30 p.m., $5.

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