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AUTHOR TALK & SIGNING WITH DANIEL LECHNER Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A book talk and signing with author Daniel Lechner. Mr. Lechner will be discussing his novels Lamba Mu Delta: A World Sorority for Women and Matapalo: Stepping up to Preserve Freedom. Sat., July 19, 1-2 p.m., Free. Books Available for Purchase. www.mostlybooksaz.com BOOK SIGNING WITH ERIK EKSTROM Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. A book signing with author Erik Ekstrom. Mr. Ekstrom will be signing an anthology book that he contributed to and compiled, A Hero’s Journey. All proceeds from the book signing will be donated to the Gary Sinise Foundation. Sun., July 20, 1-2 p.m., Free. Book Available for Purchase. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com BOOK TALK & SIGNING WITH SUZANNE YOUNG Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. Ms. Young is a bestselling YA author and will be featuring her latest novel The Treatment. Sat., July 19, 2:30-4 p.m., Free. Books Available for Purchase. http://www. mostlybooksaz.com DC COMICS SPECTACULAR Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166. Visit the store for a special offer on all DC Comics graphic novels plus in-store giveaways and activities. Wed., July 23, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., Thu., July 24, 9 a.m.10 p.m., Fri., July 25, 9 a.m.-11 p.m., Sat., July 26, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., July 27, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free. FLASH FICTION & POETRY OPEN MIC Mostly Books. 6208 E. Speedway Blvd. 571-0110. If you are a local poet/writer, join the third Thursday of every month for open mic night. Not a writer? Come anyway and listen to the writers of Tucson. Thu., July 17, 7-8 p.m., Free. http://www.mostlybooksaz.com GET POP CULTURED Barnes and Noble. 7325 N. La Cholla Blvd. 742-6402. Batman Day is July 23, from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Free. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/u/get-pop-cultured/379004224 GET POP-CULTURED PREVIEW WEEKEND Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166. Get Pop-Cultured with Barnes and Noble! The Urban Dictionary defines pop cultured as, “someone who knows everything featured on the Internet, movies, the music scene, or TV, and uses it in daily life.” Learn all about the exciting things happening in the store. Free sample chapters, giveaways and more. Fri., July 18, 12-5 p.m., Sat., July 19, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sun., July 20, 12-5 p.m., Free. LUNCHTIME LITERATURE – MAIN LIBRARY BOOK CLUB Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. This month’s reading selection is Life After Life: a novel by Kate Atkinson. Pick up a copy of this month’s book at the first floor information desk of the Joel D. Valdez Main Library. Thu., July 17, 12-1 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov MARS MADNESS: SCI-FI, POPULAR CULTURE AND RAY BRADBURY’S LITERARY JOURNEY TO OUTER SPACE UA Library Special Collections. 1510 E. University Blvd. 621-6423. An exhibit highlighting Ray Bradbury, the famous science fiction author of “The Martian Chronicles” and the novel “Fahrenheit 451,” includes original works written by Bradbury, works of others who influenced him, pulp sci-fi magazines, photos of Mars, movie memorabilia, and a selection of sci-fi objects. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 1, free. sykes-casavantg@u.library.arizona.edu MEET THE AUTHOR: ROB RACHOWEICKI OF “FIVE STAR TRAILS TUCSON” Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166. Want to learn more about hiking in Tucson? Come meet Rob Rachoweicki and hear about excellent hikes in Tucson and the surrounding area. Sat., July 19, 1 p.m., Free. SO. AZ AUTHOR SERIES - JANNE IRVINE PRESENTS Unity of Tucson. 3617 N. Camino Blanco. 577-3300. Tucson author Janne Irvine talks about her life and book. Making Friends with Other Trees and Flowers - a Story of Low Vision and High Expectations deals with

her experiences growing up with deteriorating eyesight and her determination to be a successful pianist, musicologist, and scholar. Sun., July 20, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Free. 488-8284. http://www.unitytucson.com/calendar/

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EVENTS THIS WEEK INTRODUCTION TO MICROSOFT WORD Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Learn valuable word processing skills like creating, saving and retrieving documents; inserting, deleting, and formatting text; and using cut, copy and paste. Before you take this course, you should have some experience with the computer and the Windows operating system. Mondays, 10-11:30 a.m. Continues through July 22, Free.

UPCOMING SENSATIONAL SERPENTS OF SOUTHERN ARIZONA Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Meet some of these wonderful creatures in person and take a look at many of the 47 species of snakes found in Southern Arizona. Also learn how to stay safe from rattlesnakes. This family friendly class includes live animals. Thu., July 24, 6-8 p.m., $17, $12 members, $8 kids. 326-9686 ext. 18. http:// www.tucsonbotanical.org

$!.#% D.J. FEMME CARDIO DANCE FITNESS BreakOut Studios. 828 N. Stone Ave. 670-1301. Get ready to sweat to this sassy, sexy, dance cardio fitness class that hosts a live D.J. to keep you moving.Ages 15 plus. Thursdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10 drop in. http:// www.breakoutstudiostucson.com; toddancew@gmail. com

The Great American Playhouse. 13005 N. Oracle Road. 512-5145. Naomi and Michelle’s High School History Project runs through Saturday, Aug. 30. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday; 6 and 8:30 p.m., Friday; 3 and 6 p.m., Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $17.95, $7.95 for children ages 12 and younger, $15.95 for students, seniors and active military. Visit greatamericanplayhouse.com for reservations. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S TWELFTH NIGHT Red Barn Theater. 948 N. Main Ave. 622-6973. Shakespeare’s comedy of love and gender-bending in Illyria. Directed by Whitney Morton Woodcock. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. Continues through July 27, $13-$16, $10 on Fridays. 887-6239.

LAST CHANCE LIVE THEATRE WORKSHOP: DOROTHY PARKER’S LAST CALL Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. Poet, critic, author, activist, and member of the infamous Algonquin Round Table, Dorothy Parker delighted in skewering the culture of the early 20th Century. This original one-woman show is a dynamic exploration of the life of America’s first lady of wit. Written and performed by Tucson actress Lesley Abrams. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and Thursdays-Saturdays, 3-5 p.m. Continues through July 19, $20 with discounts available. http://www.livetheatreworkshop.org

UPCOMING LIVE THEATRE WORKSHOP: MOLLY SWEENEY Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. A poetic tale of a woman, blind since infancy, given the chance to see. A beautiful exploration of Molly’s fantasies and expectations of how medicine will change everything she’s ever known, including the lives of those closest to her. “An entrancing story ... rich with rapturous poetry,” New York Times. Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-9:30 p.m., Sundays, 3-5 p.m. and Thu., Aug. 28, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30, $20 General with discounts available. http://www.livetheatreworkshop.org

!24 OPENING THIS WEEK SOUTHERN ARIZONA WATERCOLOR GUILD GALLERY Southern Arizona Watercolor Guild Gallery. 5605 E. River Road, Suite 131. 299-7294. #3 WOW (Watch Our Walls) Art Show: The gallery showcases a variety of local talent including jewelry, art glass, fabric sculptures and paintings. Free. An artist reception takes place Friday, July 25 from 5 to 7 p.m. TuesdaysSundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 17, free. http://www.southernazwatercolorguild.com

CONTINUING MAT BEVEL’S MUSEUM OF KINETIC ART Stone Dragon Studio. 1122 N. Stone Ave. 405-5800. Come see the Beveled Ark at the ART Gallery at Stone Dragon Studio. “Meet the General,” General Lee Speaking, Curator General of the Museum Of Kinetic Art as he fires up the Beveled Ark before it floats off to the Mat Bevel retrospective show at the Tucson Museum of Art. Continues through July 25, Free. AGUA CALIENTE PARK RANCH HOUSE GALLERY Agua Caliente Park Ranch House Gallery. 12325 E. Roger Road. 749-3718. Mixed-media artworks by Joyce Nelson, Laurie Williams, Gay Scheibl, and Lee Ackerman. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Continues through July 30, free. 615-7855. http://www. pima.gov/nrpr; eeducation@pima.gov BARRIOS AND BREWERIES OF TUCSON Borderlands Brewing Company. 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773. Images of Tucson breweries, barrios and Day of the Dead themes on ceramic tiles on wooden doors and metal. Some original paintings, prints on coasters, and mixed-media all sizes. All the work of local Tucson artist Jennifer North. Pieces are available for purchase. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 4-9 p.m. Continues through July 26. art@borderlandsbrewing.com

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DANCING WITH PARKINSON’S Animas Center. 5575 E. River Road, Suite 121. 9890766. A dance class designed for individuals with Parkinson’s Disease. Spouses, friends, caregivers invited. Wed., July 23, 2:30-4 p.m. and Wed., Aug. 27, 2:30-4 p.m., Free, donations accepted. http://www. evolvedance.org; karenne@evolvedance.org SUMMER SWEAT Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. This creative dance workshop centered on unstructured movement is an experiential program that uses dance as a metaphor for movement through life. There are no prescribed steps or patterns; come and dance to the beat of your own drum. Thu., July 17, 6-8 p.m., $10, discounts available. EXT 100. http:// TucsonMuseumofArt.org; Info@TucsonMuseumofArt.org TWILIGHT MILONGA TANGO MIXER Monterey Court Studio Galleries and Café. 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429. Never tangoed? We can teach you during the first hour, then dance the night away. Tue., July 22, 6:30-9:30 p.m., By donation. http:// www.montereycourtaz.com

-53)# EVENTS THIS WEEK CLASSICAL, OPERA, JAZZ, FOLK ECSTATIC SOUND Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. An improvisational exploration into sound. The first hour explore sounds created with the human body and voice through various experimental, facilitated sessions. The second hour instruments are explored. Bring your favorite music makers. This is a family-friendly event. Mondays, 6:308:30 p.m., $5 suggested donation. https://www.facebook.com/GalacticCenter SALUTE TO THE MOON! A MUSICAL TRIBUTE Kirk-Bear Canyon Branch Library. 8959 E. Tanque Verde Road. 594-5275. On July 20,1969 Astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon. In celebration of that historic date, the Friends of The Kirk-Bear Canyon Library invite offer a special program of moon-themed songs performed by Jazz/ Rock/Blues virtuoso Rebecca Carlson. Sun., July 20, 3-4 p.m., Free.

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#)49 7%%+ !24 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 CALL TO ARTISTS WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976. Falling into Fall Deadline: Aug. 23. Call (520) 6299976 ext. 3 to schedule an appointment. Show runs Sept. 6 through Oct. 25. Receptions: Sept. 6 and Oct. 4, 7 to 10 p.m. Gallery Hours: Wednesday through Saturday 1 to 5 p.m. Mondays-Sundays. http://www. womankraft.org CONTRERAS GALLERY Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557. “Tucson,” The City And Home That Inspires People, Culture, Art, Architecture, And Legends. WednesdaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30, free. http://www.contrerashousefineart.com DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. DeGrazia Paints the Signs of the Zodiac is on display. In a nod to popular culture in the early 1970’s, Southwestern artist Ted DeGrazia created a series of astrological paintings, drawings and essays. Through Jan. 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://degrazia.org

DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN AND LITTLE GALLERY DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. “Pure Abstracts,” a collection of rare, non-representational abstract works produced in the 1950s by Ted DeGrazia, runs through Wednesday, July 30. Visit degrazia.org for more information, including ongoing exhibitions in the main gallery. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free. DESERT ARTISANS’ GALLERY Desert Artisans’ Gallery. 6536 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4412. Dreaming in Color features artists Bonnie Bedillion, Geri Bringman, Gretchen Huff, Terry Slonaker, Stan Mahan and Connie West. MondaysSaturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 10 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10. http://www. DesertArtisansGallery.com. DRAGONFLY GALLERY Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. Art by photographer Donald Knight and artists Deanna Thibault, Jennifer Clark, Pam

Cheeseman, Judy Constantine, Barbara Amyx and Scarlett Taylor is featured. Fifty percent of proceeds from art sales support Amity Dragonfly Village Transitional Housing. Gallery is also open on Second Saturdays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 8, Free. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org ECKSTROM-COLUMBUS BRANCH LIBRARY Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library. 4350 E. 22nd St. 594-5285. “Connecting Communities Through Art.” Melo Dominguez is an artist from Los Angeles who now lives in Tucson. Mel was a Getty Intern and the Summer Youth Coordinator for a community youth mural project. Mel’s artwork is an expression of her Chicano/a culture and political/social issues. Through July 31, Free. ETHERTON GALLERY Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. Wild America: Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams features a selection of photographs by Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams. Bloomfield’s Wilderness images convey the intimate experience of being in the wilderness while Adams’ classic landscapes describe the majesty of Yosemite National Park. Tucson artist Heather Green’s Pinpoints of Perception: Portraits of 1000 Native Bees, is on display in EG’s Pop-Up Gallery. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30. EVEY & MICHAEL KNUST’S ART SHOW Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea. 1730 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-0338. Michael Knust is showing his oils for the first time. Mondays-Sundays, 3:30-8 p.m. Continues through Aug. 15, Free. 904-4801. weissmae@email.arizona.edu FOUR CORNERS GALLERY & GIFT SHOP Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. “Luminous: Intimate Images of the Desert Flora.” Experience a different perspective of our desert flora through renowned macrophotographer, Vicky Stromee’s recent works. Wednesdays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 31, Free. http://www.tucsondart.com JOEL D. VALDEZ MAIN LIBRARY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. David Kish: Cardboard Manifesto ~ Mixed Media Sculpture. Artist’s Statement: What do normal people do when they turn 45? Do they dig in dumpsters for cardboard, then cut and color and glue the booty into wall sculpture of cartoonish blimps and squid and fruit

and saints and people with wheels instead of feet? Because, I do. There will be an art reception for David Kish on July 26 from 12-3 p.m. Mondays-Sundays, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Continues through July 31, Free. 7914010. http://www.library.pima.gov JOEL D. VALDEZ MAIN LIBRARY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Jasmine Smith ~ sculpture (altered books). Artist’s Statement:As an artist, I began to consider whether a book could motivate a reader in just one glance, communicate a theme in just seconds. And so I started carving words into books, matching my words to the meaning of the original text. Mondays-Sundays, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Continues through July 31, Free. 7914010. http://www.library.pima.gov JOSEPH GROSS GALLERY Joseph Gross Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road, No. 108. 626-4215. The Joseph Gross Gallery presents “The Give and Take,” an exhibition by couple Kristin Bauer and Emmett Potter. This show explores the psychological and emotional responses to material within our pop culture lexicon. A closing reception takes place Aug. 29 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 29, free. http://www.cfa.arizona. edu/galleries/ JAZZ & JEWELRY ART WALKS Jane Hamilton Fine Art. 2890 E. Skyline Drive, No. 180. 529-4886. Native American Larry Redhouse, a Navajo composer and piano jazz musician, will perform innovative jazz pieces. Gallery favorite Joseph Birdsong will be featured in a “Chunky Southwestern” jewelry trunk show of copper/ silver signature pieces. Thu., July 17, 5-7 p.m. and Thu., July 31, 5-7 p.m., Free. / 4652655. janehamiltonfineart@comcast.net MACRO-PHOTOGRAPHER VICKY STROMEE MASTER WORKSHOP Four Corners Gallery & Gift Shop. 7000 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 16. 202-3888. An interactive evening with macro-photographer Vicky Stromee. She will give professional tips for capturing intimate details in photography. Bring any camera, from a smartphone to a DSLR. Wednesdays-Sundays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Continues through Aug. 31, $25 Discounts for students, seniors and members. http://www.tucsondart.com MYSTERIES: THREE TUCSON ARTISTS EXPLORE COLOR AND FORM Pioneer Building. 100 N. Stone Ave. 207-5182. The Tucson Pima Arts Council presents “Mysteries,” featuring artworks by Caroline Pyevich, Becky Duncan and Kristy Thomas. The display ranges from moonlit cereus flowers and sun-drenched still lives to shimmering abstractions and fantastical other worlds. A public reception with the artists takes place on Saturday, Aug. 9, 5:30 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Continues through Oct. 18, Free. 1-624-0595 x10. http://www.tucsonpimaartscouncil.org PHOTOGRAPHIC WORKS BY UUCT MEMBERS AND FRIENDS Unitarian Universalist Church. 4831 E. 22nd St. 7481551. Photographs from members and friends, in a wide range of subjects, black and white, color and hand-colored prints. Sundays, 11:45 a.m.-1 p.m. and Tuesdays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Continues through Sept. 7, Free. office@uuctucson.org RAICES TALLER 222 Raices Taller 222 Art Gallery and Workshop. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. ¡Chubasco! is an exhibition of artwork with rain and water themes to help you cool off and get you ready for the upcoming monsoon thunderstorms. Paintings, sculpture, photography, and mixedmedia work by invited guest artists and member artists all celebrating our desert rains and precious water. Fridays, Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, free. raicestaller222@aol.com TOHONO CHUL PARK Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Hit the Road!, an exhibit that explores the open road, the excitement of travel and the nostalgia of the American highway, is on display through Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., $8, $6 senior, $4 student with valid ID, $2 age 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5, includes admission to the park. http://www. tohonochulpark.org/wordpress/art-exhibits/exhibit-info/ TUCSON CLAY CO-OP Tucson Clay Co-op. 3326 N. Dodge Blvd. 792-6263. “Potter’s Potpourri” is on display. Mondays, Wednesdays, 12-3 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Continues through July 31, free. http://www.tucsonclayco-op.com tucsonclaycoop@yahoo.com TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. “Miradas: Ancient Roots in Modern Mexican Art Works from the Bank of America Collection,” revealing common artistic theories and cultural aspects developed since the end of the Mexican Revolution until today, continues through Sunday, July 27. “The Circle Game,” an exhibition about the power of circles in art, including selections from the permanent collection, runs through Sunday, Sept. 7. “Rose Cabat at 100: A Retrospective

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Exhibition of Ceramics” runs through Sunday, Sept. 14. “Trails to Rails: John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad Survey of the 1850s” runs through Sunday, Sept. 28. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-5 p.m. Continues through Sept. 28, $10, $8 senior, $5 college student with ID, free age 18 or younger, active military or veteran with ID, and TMA members, free to all the first Sunday of every month. http://tucsonmuseumofart.org WOMANKRAFT ART CENTER WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976. WomanKraft presents It’s a Matter of Time. WednesdaysSaturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, Free. http://www.womankraft.org

-53%5-3 OPENING THIS WEEK COOL SUMMER NIGHTS AT THE DESERT MUSEUM: INSECT INSANITY Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. 2021 N. Kinney Road. 883-2702. It’s back by popular demand. Get a bugseye view of many of the million species of arthropods who make the Sonoran Desert their home. Learn new facts and dispel old myths. Lecture by University of Arizona’s Carl Olson. Sat., July 19, 5-10 p.m., Free with Museum admission. http://www.desertmuseum.org PLAYTIME MOCA. 265 S. Church Ave. 624-5019. Playtime lets kids of all ages learn through play in an intergenerational, interactive environment. Adults learn about art and art history; kids experience art as participants and practitioners. Sat., July 19, 10 a.m., Free for kids 17 and younger & MOCA members, $8 non-member adults. 520.624.5019. http://www.moca-tucson.org/event/playtime-2; info@moca-tucson.org FORT LOWELL MUSEUM: FEEDING THE TROOPS Fort Lowell Museum. 2900 N. Craycroft Road. 8853832. An exhibit shows the food and dining habits of the enlisted men and the Indian Scouts in the 19th Century when the fort was active. Continues through March 2015. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through March 28, free, including parking.

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COMIX IT UP: A MONTHLY MINI-CON MIXER Maker House. 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. Tucson Comic Con and Maker House have teamed up to provide a monthly Mini-Con-Mixer. There will be comic artists and creators, costuming groups, cosplay, panels, food trucks, drink specials and more. Third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m., Free. EVERYTHING LUNAR: CELEBRATING THE PAST, EXPLORING THE FUTURE UA Kuiper Space Sciences Building. 1629 E. University Blvd. 621-6963. Sunday, July 20 marks the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon landing. The Lunar and Planetary Laboratory is hosting a free family event with exhibits about the moon, scientists that worked on the Apollo missions, lectures and activities for the children. Sun., July 20, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. 621-4861. http:// www.lpl.arizona.edu/July20 THE III ANNUAL UNDERWEAR PARTY Hotel Congress. 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. Kick off your clothes and join us for another skivvies clad night of Bacchus style revelry. Free clothing check, Multiple DJs, performances by B4skin, Human Terrarium, Roman Photo booth with Professional Photographer. Sat., July 19, 9-11:45 p.m. and 12-2 a.m., $5. 490-2794. https://www.facebook.com/ events/851890274840824; joepagac@gmail.com TEMPLE RITES Galactic Center. 35 E. Toole Ave. 884-0874. A mystical gathering and sacred space co-creation.6:30 p.m. Kundalini yoga workshop with Blake Boyerwith live music by Savitur. 8 p.m. - Jam session with Savitur. 9 p.m. - Sound Activations. 9:30 p.m. - DJ Clay Steele Sat., July 19, 6:30 p.m., $5-$10 donation. https:// www.facebook.com/events/673761519360839/?fref=ts WOMANKRAFT’S VARIETY SHOW EVENT WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976. Talent will include song, music, dance, performances and poetry. Reservations and pre-payment required. Tickets $20 each, include dinner, drinks, salad, bread and homemade desserts. Call 629-9976 for registration and additional info. Sat., July 19, 6-10 p.m., $20. http://www.womankraft.org

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#)49 7%%+ &!-),9 &5. EVENTS THIS WEEK LEGEND OF THE MASKED MARSHAL - WILD WEST STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. The Pinnacle Peak Pistoleros’ new show. Join the Masked Marshal as he rides once again to rid the town of unsavory scoundrels, and rescues the damsel in distress ... or does he? Shows every Thurs-Sun at 7 and 8 p.m. with an additional 9 p.m. show on Friday and Saturday. Thursdays-Sundays, $4 per person; free 3 and younger but not recommended). 398-5618. http:// www.wildweststuntshow.com/ jerry@wildweststuntshow. com

ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is staged. Sundays, 1 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, $5-$8. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html. DIAPER DERBY Tucson Mall. 4500 N. Oracle Road. 293-7330. Parents must donate diapers to register their children and receive a number to be pinned to their child’s diaper or outfit. Pre-registration is available by emailing the administrative address, tucsonadmin@ggp.com. Sat., July 19, 1-3 p.m., 1 package of diapers to register; free to attend. 584-2102. http://www.TucsonMall.com JAMMIN’ WITH NATURE Flowing Wells Branch Library. 1730 W. Wetmore Road. 594-5225. A multimedia presentation introduces the wide variety of calls and songs animals use, and a discussion follows about their significance. Children use simple musical instruments to recreate sounds from nature. Wed., July 23, 2 p.m., free. LOFT KIDS FEST KICK-OFF PARTY Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. There will be magic shows, live children’s music, Cirque Roots performers, animal visits with The ArizonaSonora Desert Museum, Southern Arizona Greyhound Adoption, carnival games, amusements, free popcorn, and more. Fri., July 18, 5:30-10 p.m., Free entertain-

ment, amusements with $8 wristband. http://www.loftcinema.com/coming-soon/?series=kidsfest MOVIES IN THE PARK Reid Park. 900 S. Randolph Way. 791-4873. July 18 How to Train Your Dragon August 1 - Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader August 15 - Night at the Museum August 29 - Mr. Peabody & Sherman 6 p.m. Free. 797-3959. jonas@saaca.org A POSTCARD HISTORY OF THE OLD PUEBLO Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. See Tucson’s rich history, including the culture, buildings and tourist attractions, in a display of postcards from the “golden era of travel,” from 1930 to 1950. Wed., July 23, 6-7:30 p.m., free. SUMMER MOVIES PCC Northwest Campus. 7600 N. Shannon Road. 2062200. The Summer Movie series is a partnership program with the Northwest YMCA. Movies are free and everyone in the community is welcome to attend. Fri., July 18, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Aug. 1, 6:30-9 p.m. and Fri., Aug. 15, 6:30-9 p.m. 206-2131. http://facebook. com/StudentLifeNWC TEEN MINECRAFT FREE PLAY Flowing Wells Branch Library. 1730 W. Wetmore Road. 594-5225. Teens are invited to participate in Minecraft free play at Flowing Wells. Computers will be set up for teens to come enjoy creating together. All experience levels welcome. Fri., July 18, 3 p.m., Free. TUCSON YOUTH POETRY SLAM Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea. 1730 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-0338. A spoken-word competition judged by the audience takes place at 7 p.m., the third Saturday of every month, following a poetry slam workshop at 5 p.m.; freewill donation. First-timers are especially welcome. Only original work may be spoken, but it may be in any style or language. Each event also includes a reading by a nationally known poet. Visit tucsonyouthpoetryslam.org for more information. WHERE’S WALDO SCAVENGER HUNT Various locations. . .. Waldo (of the striped shirt and black specs) will be in 25 businesses in central Tucson. Spot him to enter a raffle for fabulous Waldo prizes as well as prizes from many of the participating business-

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EVENTS THIS WEEK AMAZING SCAVENGER HUNT ADVENTURE- TUCSON Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Turn Tucson into a Gameboard with this scavenger hunt adventure. Combine the fun of the Amazing Race with a three-hour city tour. Guided from any smart phone, teams solve clues and complete challenges while learning local history. Start when you want and play at your pace. See Website for details. July 11-April 30, 9 a.m.7 p.m., $39.20 for a team of 2-5 people after Promo code TUCSONWEEKLY. 805-603-5620. http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com http://www. UrbanAdventureQuest.com

MYSTERY TRAIN Loft Cinema. 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777. A small group of misfits and foreigners find themselves adrift in the American South in this hauntingly offbeat rock-n-roll comedy from writer/director Jim Jarmusch. Fri., July 18, 10-11:45 p.m., General Admission: $9 • Loft Members: $5. 322-5638.

DRAGONS AND DAMSELS OF AGUA CALIENTE PARK Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Come explore the amazing world of dragonflies and damselflies at Agua Caliente Park. Join naturalist Jeff Babson for a close-up look at these incredible insects and learn about their identification, biology, and conservation. Tue., July 22, 8-10 a.m., free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr

SUMMER FILM SERIES AT CONGREGATION ANSHEI ISRAEL Congregation Anshei Israel. 5550 E. Fifth St. 7455550. Everyone welcome to enjoy a movie, popcorn and lemonade. Stay after each showing for a casual discussion of the film. July 13: Crossing Delancey. July 20: Fill the Void. July 27: A Stranger Among Us. Aug. 3: The Other Son. Aug. 10: Hava Nagila. Sundays, 7-9:15 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, Free. http://www. caiaz.org clergysecretary@caiaz.org

NED’S NATURE WALK Sabino Canyon. 5700 N. Sabino Canyon Road. 7498700. Volunteer naturalist Ned Harris leads a 3-hour walk through Sabino Canyon over moderately difficult trails, and discusses local birds, insects, plants, and offers photography tips. Meet in front of the Visitor Center. Wednesdays, 8:30 a.m., $5 parking, free event. http://sabinonaturalists.org. brynaba@aol.com.

'!2$%.).' EVENTS THIS WEEK ADENIUM EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Adeniums, commonly known Desert Rose or Karoo Rose are thick-stemmed succulent plants that take interesting shapes and bloom extravagantly in bright colors. Free with Gardens Admission. June 16-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, students, military. 326-9686 ext.10. www.tucsonbotanical.org BITE! CARNIVOROUS PLANT EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Though the butterflies might not be occupying the greenhouse this summer, something else is lurking behind the glass enclosure. Bite! is an upclose look at the fascinating world of predator plants. Free with Garden admission. June 9-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, military, students/$4 children 4-12. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org EARLY BIRD WEEKENDS Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. The Gardens will open its gates early for the summer for morning walkers. Saturdays, Sundays, 6-7 a.m. Continues through Sept. 28, Donation until 7 a.m., then $8 adults, free members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org RAINWATER HARVESTING INCENTIVES PROGRAM UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. A workshop focuses on designing a passive and active rainwater catchment system for a residential landscape. Tucson Water offers two rebate-funding levels, up to $2,000, for water harvesting on residential properties. Attendance is mandatory to qualify for the rebate. Sat., July 19, 9 a.m., Sat., Aug. 16, 9 a.m., Sat., Sept. 6, 1 p.m., Sat., Nov. 1, 1 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 6, 12 p.m., free. Call to register: 626-5161. khanshaw@cals.arizona.edu CREATING MAGIC IN A POTTED GARDEN ROOM Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Cool off indoors at the Gardens while dreaming about the potted gardens to be created in the fall. Learn from Tucson’s Potted Garden Expert, Marylee Pangman, on how to use pots to enclose smaller spaces, break up a long wall or bring living interest to your desert landscape. Thu., July 24, 8:30-10 a.m., $12, $7 members. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/education/adult-classes-trips/july-2014-seasonal-classes/

OUT OF TOWN TAO YOGA FOR RENEWAL, REJUVENATION, VITALITY AND INNER PEACE Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Presented by Heather Chalon, MPH. This is a six-week mind-body exercise program integrating natural breath, slow inner movement and peaceful mental focus. Seated, floor postures designed for pleasure, joy, community of well-being. To register, call 5945580. Wed., July 23, 2-3:15 p.m., Wed., Aug. 6, 2-3:15 p.m., Wed., Aug. 13, 2-3:15 p.m., Wed., Aug. 20, 2-3:15 p.m. and Wed., Aug. 27, 2-3:15 p.m., free.

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OUT OF TOWN ANZA TRAIL RIVER WALKS Tumacácori National Historical Park. 1891 E. Frontage Road. Tumacácori. 398-2341. Guided walks of one hour and 1/2 mile along the Santa Cruz River begin at the visitors center. First and Third Saturday of every month, 10:30 a.m., free. CIENEGA CREEK BIRDING WALK Gabe Zimmerman Davidson Canyon Trailhead. 16000 E. Marsh Station Road. Vail. 615-7855. Join this guided birding walk to observe the rich bird life in the diverse habitats of Cienega Creek Natural Preserve. Wed., July 23, 7:30-9:45 a.m., free. http://www.pima. gov/nrpr eeducation@pima.gov

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BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY 119 E. Toole Ave. 2618773. BRAT’S BAR & GRILL 5975 W. Western Way Circle. 578-0341. BRODIE’S TAVERN 2449 N. Stone Ave. 622-0447. CAFÉ Á LA C’ART 150 N. Main Ave. 628-8533. CHICAGO BAR 5954 E. Speedway Blvd. 748-8169. CLUB CONGRESS 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. CLUB XS 5851 E. Speedway Blvd. 247-3588. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR 201 N. Court Ave. 622-0351. COW PALACE 28802 S. Nogales Highway. Amado. (520) 398-8000.

COW PONY BAR AND GRILL 6510 E. Tanque Verde Road. 721-2781. DANTE’S FIRE 2526 E. Grant Road. 382-9255. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING 533 N. Fourth Ave. 884-9289. DESERT DIAMOND CASINO MONSOON NIGHTCLUB 7350 S. Nogales Highway. 294-7777. THE DISTRICT 260 E. Congress St. 792-0081. ELLIOTT’S ON CONGRESS 135 E. Congress St. 622-5500. FAMOUS SAM’S SILVERBELL 2320 N. Silverbell Road. 8847267. FINI’S LANDING 5689 N. Swan Road. 299-1010. THE FLYCATCHER 340 E. Sixth

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St. 798-1298. LA FUENTE 1749 N. Oracle Road. 623-8659. H2O DISCOTEC 61 E. Congress St. 624-9100. THE HOG PIT SMOKEHOUSE BAR AND GRILL 6910 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-4302. THE HUT 305 N. Fourth Ave. 6233200. IRISH PUB 9155 E. Tanque Verde Road. 749-2299. J&V’S BAR AND GRILL 3700 N. Oracle Road. 888-1900. KIEF-JOSHUA VINEYARDS 370 Elgin Road. Elgin. (520) 4555582. LAFFS COMEDY CAFFÉ 2900 E. Broadway Blvd. 323-8669. MAKER HOUSE 283 N. Stone Ave. (864) 245-8641. MAVERICK 6622 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-0430. MCMAHON’S PRIME STEAKHOUSE 2959 N. Swan Road. 327-7463. MINT COCKTAILS 3540 E. Grant Road. 881-9169. MISS SAIGON 1072 N. Campbell Ave. 320-9511. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ 505 W. Miracle Mile. 207-2429.

BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Ed DeLucia Band 7 p.m., free. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY Stephanie Meryl Jensen 7 p.m. CAFÉ Á LA C’ART Swingset Acoustic jazz with a shot of blues on the side. 6:30 p.m.- 8:30 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Neon Prophet 10 p.m., $5. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Stefan George 6:30 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Chris Hall Local musician Chris Hall performs whiskey-laden country blues in the heart of Tucson. 9 p.m., $5. THE FLYCATCHER Hank Topless Band, Freddy Parish, Chris Hall Country Songs from: Hank Topless Band, Freddy Parish, Chris Hall 9 p.m.-11 p.m., $5. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Borderland Rock/Country/ Latin 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. NOBLE HOPS GASTROPUB Leila Lopez 8 p.m.-10 p.m., Free. SAKURA Jay Faircloth 6:30 p.m.-10:30 p.m., No cover. SKY BAR Justin Valdez with Al Perry and The Johnny Souless Trio 9:30 p.m. SURLY WENCH PUB Alter Der Ruine, Mr Kitty Kickoff date for the A Different Life Tour. Alter Der Ruine (NGP) Mr. Kitty (NGP) DJ E_RUPT 8 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $8. TAP & BOTTLE Joe Pena 8:30 p.m. UNPLUGGED TUCSON Tony Frank Trio and friends 9 p.m., free.

DANCING, DJ, KARAOKE AND OPEN MIC CLUB CONGRESS Opti Club 10 p.m., $3; free with membership. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Old Paint Porch Party 10 p.m. MINT COCKTAILS DJ (You Call the Song) MUSIC BOX Karaoke 9 p.m. RILEY’S IRISH TAVERN Jen’s Pro Jam 7 p.m.-11 p.m., Free. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Karaoke with KJ David 9 p.m. STADIUM GRILL Karaoke party with DJ Snoke Chubbrock Entertainment. 9 p.m., no cover. SURLY WENCH PUB Sweet Life DJs 10 p.m. WHISKEY TANGO Karaoke 4 p.m.

THE ROCK 136 N. Park Ave. 6299211. ROYAL SUN INN AND SUITES 1015 N. Stone Ave. 622-8871. SAKURA 6534 E. Tanque Verde Road. 298-7777. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ 121 E. Broadway Blvd. 882-5544. SKY BAR 536 N. Fourth Ave. 6224300. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 5605 E. River Road. 529-7180. SPACE SMOKE SHOP 125 E. Pennington St., Suite 420. 7922713. STADIUM GRILL 3682 W. Orange Grove Road. Marana.. 877-8100. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE 1785 E. River Road. 299-4275. SURLY WENCH PUB 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009. TAP & BOTTLE 403 N. Sixth Ave., Suite 135. 344-8999. UNPLUGGED TUCSON 118 E. Congress St. 884-1800. UNSCREWED THEATER 3244 E. Speedway Blvd. 861-2986. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL 4855 E. Broadway Blvd. 745-6500. WHISKEY TANGO 140 S. Kolb Road. 344-8843. WORLD FAMOUS GOLDEN NUGGET 2617 N. First Ave. 6229202.

BODEGA KITCHEN & WINE Matt Mitchell and Co. 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Johnny Faber and the Road Kings 8:30 p.m., $5. BORDERLANDS BREWING COMPANY The Bennu 6 p.m. CLUB CONGRESS Neon Eon, Hermanitos 9 p.m., free. CLUB CONGRESS Tom Walbank (on the patio) 7 p.m., free. CLUB XS Latin Dance Revolution presents Latin Lovers Salsa Fridays Dancing 9 p.m.- 2am, $7 till 10 p.m., $10 after. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR The Greg Morton Band 6:30 p.m. COW PALACE Dusk Till Dawn 6 p.m.- 9 p.m. DELECTABLES RESTAURANT AND CATERING Adara Rae Lialios 7 p.m. FINI’S LANDING Cochise County Allstars 8 p.m. THE FLYCATCHER Keli Carpenter & Friends FREE. IRISH PUB Crosscut Saw MCMAHON’S PRIME STEAKHOUSE Heartbeat (on the patio) 7 p.m.-10 p.m., free. MISS SAIGON Edna & Ely B-Cool With M. Alkabir 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. MISS SAIGON Jazz jam with Tony Frank 10:30 p.m., Free. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Matt Campbell w/ Kevin Pakulis 7 p.m.-10 p.m., no cover. THE PARISH 4th Street String Band 9 p.m. PLAYGROUND BAR AND LOUNGE Naim Amor Naim Amor/ Bruce Halper 5 p.m.- 8 p.m., Free. RIALTO THEATRE Local Love Presents: Freak Fest Featuring The Besmirchers and Texas Trash & The Train Wrecks, Cutthroat Gorgeous, Safe So Simple, Hillybilly Bo, Blueprints for Destruction 6:30 p.m., $5. RIVER’S EDGE LOUNGE Crazy Heart 9 p.m., free. RJ’S REPLAYS SPORTS PUB AND GRUB Wendingo Crossing 9 p.m. SHOT IN THE DARK CAFÉ Mark Bockel 10 p.m. THE SKYBOX RESTAURANT AND SPORTS BAR 80s and Gentlemen 9:30 p.m. SPACE SMOKE SHOP Lisa and The Devil w/ Drizzle, ZeroD-Feh Doors at 7, Show at 8. 7 p.m.-11 p.m., $3. SULLIVAN’S STEAK HOUSE Jody Rush 7 p.m.-10 p.m. SURLY WENCH PUB Thorncaster 9 p.m.-11:45 p.m., $5. WHISKEY TANGO Jimmy After Dark 9:30 p.m.

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