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!24 OPENING THIS WEEK MAT BEVEL’S MUSEUM OF KINETIC ART Stone Dragon Studio. 1122 N. Stone Ave. 405-5800. Come see the Beveled Ark at the ART Gallery at Stone Dragon Studio. “Meet the General,” General Lee Speaking, Curator General of the Museum Of Kinetic Art as he fires up the Beveled Ark before it floats off to the Mat Bevel retrospective show at the Tucson Museum of Art. Fri., July 11, 4-8 p.m., Sat., July 12, 4-8 p.m. and Mondays-Sundays. Continues through July 25, Free. 304-8899. BINATIONAL CREATIVE PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW Cuadro Arte Latino Internacional proudly presents: Sonora~Arizona, to their first Binational Creative Photography Show. Held at 972 E. University Blvd. Sat., July 12, 7-9 p.m., Free. 305-8997. EVEY & MICHAEL KNUST’S ART SHOW Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea. 1730 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-0338. Michael Knust is showing his oils for the first time. Mondays-Sundays, 3:30-8 p.m. Continues through Aug. 15, Free. 904-4801. MYSTERIES: THREE TUCSON ARTISTS EXPLORE COLOR AND FORM Pioneer Building. 100 N. Stone Ave. 207-5182. The Tucson Pima Arts Council presents “Mysteries,” featuring artworks by Caroline Pyevich, Becky Duncan and

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CHRISTMAS IN JULY Hilton East Hotel. 7600 E. Broadway Blvd. 721-5600. Tucson Arts and Crafts Association holds their “Christmas in July� Arts and Crafts Show. Fundraising raffle to benefit HUDVASH. Free raffle ticket for a donation of a household item such as cleaning supplies, plates, towels, etc. For more information, contact Roni Carver at (520) 358-7221 July 12-13, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Free. http://tucsonartsandcrafts.org FOOD FOR THE MIND Child Parent Centers. 602 E. 22nd St. 882-0100. You don’t need teaching experience to become a tutor, just the desire to help others and have fun. Attend an orientation. Call 520-882-0100, ext. 77319. Tue., July 8, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Tue., July 15, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and Tue., July 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., free. ddurazo@childparentcenters.org

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&!-),9&5. FAMILY JUGGLING SHOW AND WORKSHOP Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Presenter James Reid eats apples while juggling, hula-hooping, using a yo-yo, and more, then teaches participants ages six and older how to juggle with props provided. Thu., July 10, 5 p.m., Free. KIDS PLANT AT THE LIBRARY Candle Makers & Crafters of Tucson. 5050 E. 5th St. 333-5625. Kids have a chance to play in dirt, while learning the basics in gardening and using recyclable items around the house. Parents are welcome. Eckstrom-Columbus Branch Library(6/15); MurphyWilmot Branch Library(7/13); Martha Cooper Branch Library(8/3). Sun., June 15, 2-4 p.m., Sun., July 13, 2-4 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 3, 2-4 p.m., Free. http:// msmeetsswcreations.com mjohnson75@mail.pima.edu SONORAN DESERT KIDS CLUB: WATERSHEDS AND WATERCOLORS Pima County Agua Caliente Park. 12325 E. Roger Road. 877-6000. Discover the value of water in the Sonoran Desert as we follow the journey of a raindrop through the water cycle. Tell the story of water in the desert landscape during a watercolor painting project. Children ages 8-12. Sat., July 12, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 615-7855. http://www.pima.gov/nrpr

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#(/73#!. ,!4).!-%2)#!. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 23 DON PEDRO’S PERUVIAN BISTRO S 3386 S. Sixth Ave. 209-1740. Open MondaySaturday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Bistro. Beer and Specialty Drinks. DIS, MC, V. Don Pedro’s, a transplant from Rocky Point, Sonora, is a big part of the growing Peruvian-cuisine scene in Tucson. With mild flavors and quick, friendly service, it’s a tasty vacation for your palate from the sea of southside Mexican-food restaurants. (3-3-11) $$ INCA’S PERUVIAN CUISINE NE 6878 E. Sunrise Drive. 299-1405. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. DIS, MC, V and checks. Inca’s is the place to go for a twist on the usual meat and potatoes. Warmly decorated with friendly service and delicately spiced food, Inca’s offers dishes that are truly unique. The pollo entero (whole roasted chicken), the ceviche mixto and the pisco sour are can’t-miss hits. Make sure you make a reservation. (4-1-10) $-$$

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BOCA C 828 E. Speedway Blvd. 777-8134. Open MondaySaturday 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Boca offers upscale indoor versions of Tucson’s street food, and is doing tacos the right way, with lots of flavor and highquality ingredients. Generous portions and playfully presented food are just the beginning. With a few dozen tequilas at the bar and reasonable prices, Boca is the perfect addition to the university-area restaurant scene. (10-7-10) $-$$ LA BOTANA TACO GRILL AND CANTINA C 3200 N. First Ave. 777-8801. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café. Beer and Margaritas. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This little “cantina” offers big flavors and lots of fun. Build your own burrito or quesadilla by mixing and matching grilled meats, seafood and an assortment of other goodies. Seafood dishes are done well here, and dining on the patio is reminiscent of Mexican beachside spots. On weekends, margaritas are 2-for-1 all day long. They’re the perfect counter to the heat and smoke from many dishes. (1-21-10) $ CAFÉ POCA COSA C 110 E. Pennington St. 622-6400. Open TuesdayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. This longtime local favorite helped put Tucson on the culinary map. Chef/owner Suzana Davila brings creativity, color and style to dishes from all over Mexico. The food lineup changes twice a day depending on what is available at the market. Servers describe each dish from a chalkboard menu in delicious detail. We recommend the Plato Poca Cosa, where the chef picks the three items that make up your entrée. (4-11-13) $$-$$$ CALLE TEPA E 6151 E. Broadway Blvd. 777-5962. Open MondaySaturday 10 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/Full Bar. MC, V. Calle Tepa, from the owners of Guadalajara Grill, is filling a hole in the neighborhood dining scene because every neighborhood deserves cheap, tasty tacos and cold beers. Tacos are $1.99, and they’re the not-to-bemissed menu item, although the tortas and Sonoran dogs aren’t bad either. (6-27-13) $-$$ CHACO’S CAFE S 2027 S. Craycroft Road. 790-1828. Open MondaySaturday 6 a.m.-2 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Chaco’s Café feels like a small-town Arizona joint, with casual service, red checkered vinyl tablecloths and inexpensive, tasty eats. All of the Mexican standards you’d expect are offered, from green-corn

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tamales to shrimp fajitas. The salsa bar is a nice touch, and you can entertain yourself by reading all of the wise sayings handwritten on the walls. (7-15-10) $-$$ CHICKENUEVO S 2750 E. Valencia Road. 889-2224. Open MondaySaturday 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. Also at 4820 S. Sixth Ave. (294-5757), 670 W. Valencia Road (294-3353), 1491 W. St. Mary’s Road (884-9000) and 4640 W. Ina Road (744-2228). This locally owned chain of fast-food Mexican restaurants serves delicious asaderostyle chicken. Choose from chicken tacos, burritos, enchiladas, grilled chicken and more. While chicken is the star, there are also fresh and chewy tortillas, a salsa bar, several sides and flan or rice pudding for dessert. This is a great place for a fast and tasty meal when you don’t want a burger and fries. (11-8-12) $-$$ EL CORONADO FAMILY RESTAURANT S 9040 E. Valencia Road, No. 100. 574-7776. Open Monday-Saturday 7 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Good Mexican food has come to Rita Ranch! El Coronado serves up tasty stuffed quesadillas, and the chorizo and egg plate is a revelation. The menu includes both Mexican classics like menudo and gringo classics like chicken fried steak. In other words (cliché alert): There’s something for everyone! (4-8-10) $-$$ EL MERENDERO S 5443 S. 12th Ave. 294-1522. Open SaturdayThursday 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 7:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Café. Beer and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This family-run joint dishes up fine Sonoran-style food. You’ll find all the typical items—tacos, enchiladas, chile rellenos—as well as seafood such as pescado Veracruzano and camarones Culichi. The servers are friendly and the portions are huge. Breakfast burritos start at $3.99, and additions run the gamut from potatoes to chorizo. (2-7-13) $-$$ EL RIO BAKERY W 901 N. Grande Ave. 624-4996. Open MondaySaturday 6 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sunday 6 a.m.-3 p.m. Counter/ No Alcohol. MC, V. El Rio Bakery’s been around for decades, and when you sample their delicious pastries (we particularly like the empanadas), you’ll know why. However, El Rio also offers up other tasty Mexican fare; the soups are especially good. We recommend a steaming-hot bowl of albondigas (meatball) soup. (2-18-10) $ LA FUENTE

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Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday noon-10 p.m. Bistro/ Full Bar. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. Take a fresh look at this Tucson classic. With tasty Mexican-food classics like chiles rellenos and unexpected surprises like fried red snapper, La Fuente is definitely worth a visit if you haven’t been in a while. A nice tequila and margarita selection is also offered. (5-27-10) $$-$$$ GIO TACO C 350 E. Congress St. 882-8226. Open MondayThursday 8:30 a.m.-10:30 p.m.; Friday 8:30 a.m.-2:30 a.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 a.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.10:30 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Gio Taco, one of the newest additions to downtown Tucson and the brainchild of the Metzger family (Jax Kitchen, The Abbey, Poppy Kitchen), is not your typical taco place. Think prime rib, bacon-wrapped albacore, pickled watermelon rind, crispy fried duck skin and more. Tacos are tasty, hot and served quickly and the cocktails are plentiful, cold and on tap. A large patio completes the indoor-outdoor concept space, and for the late-night munchies, Gio Taco has a walk-up to-go window that’s open until 2:30 a.m. (4-3-14) $$ LUPITA’S CAFE NW 7077 N. Thornydale Road. 744-7505. Open Monday-Friday 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday, 7 a.m.-3 p.m. Café. Beer, Wine and Margaritas. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Lupita’s Cafe brings a little southside flavor to the northwest with authentic, affordable Mexican fare. Friendly service and a bright, colorful atmosphere make this cozy café a great dining experience, and the Sonoran hot dogs are among the best in town. Breakfast is served all day, and don’t miss out on the expertly cooked menudo on Saturdays and Sundays. (6-17-10) $-$$ MARTIN’S COMIDA CHINGONA

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Saturday 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5:30-10:30 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Café/BYO. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V and checks. Martin’s fits the Fourth Avenue vibe perfectly: It’s fun; it’s casual; it’s independent; and the food’s pretty darned good. The huevos rancheros—with a surprising number of delicious vegetables—is excellent, and the carne asada has a rich, smoky flavor. Just don’t ask for guacamole or sour cream. (9-23-10) $-$$ MARY’S LUCKY DOLLAR MARKET S 1555 S. 10th Ave. 884-8720. Open Monday-Friday 6 a.m.-1 p.m. Café/No Alcohol. Cash. Mary’s is one of Tucson’s least-refined restaurants, but the insanely cheap, flavorful food keeps locals a-comin’. The chorizo is the house specialty; alongside some eggs, potatoes and refried beans, it’s pure deliciousness. (2-18-10) $ PAPA LOCOS TACOS AND BURGERS S 8201 S. Rita Ranch Road. 663-3333. Open MondaySaturday 6:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-8 p.m.

Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, MC, V. What a find! To compete in Tucson’s intense Mexican-food scene, a restaurant has to hit all of the marks—atmosphere, service and food. Papa Locos does that, and then some. The food is delicious and fresh, and it’s served in a friendly, upbeat way. The burgers are big and juicy; the onion rings are hot and crisp. But it is the Mexican side of the menu that’ll bring you back. Try the enchilocos, a curious fusion of taco and enchilada. Can’t decide on red or green sauce? You can have both. The carnitas are amazingly rich and tasty. (10-4-12) $ PENCA C 50 E. Broadway Blvd. 203-7681. Open TuesdayFriday 10 a.m.-1 a.m.; Saturday 8 a..m.-1 a.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. If you love Mexican food but are looking for something different, Penca is a great option. This tiny downtown eatery brings the flavors of Mexico City to the Old Pueblo. The wide choice of taco fillings includes tongue, nopalitos and turkey. The tortillas are made to order, and the sides go way beyond refried beans. Although the list of entrées is limited, the dishes are delicious, with the chile en nogada a prime example. The cocktails are excellent and the vibe is urban chic. And the music could cause flashbacks of time spent deep in the heart of Mexico. (6-20-13) $$-$$$ SIR VEZA’S TACO GARAGE E 4699 E. Speedway Blvd. 323-8226. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. (bar open until midnight); Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight (bar open until 2 a.m.). Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Also at 220 W. Wetmore Road (888-8226). Sir Veza’s is a cool concept, mixing cars (including occasional hot-rod-themed events), booze, sports, music and youthful energy. The food is cheap and largely tasty, with numerous taco offerings, salads, burgers and even “chicken and churros.” The patio is wonderful (even if the view is not), and there are numerous tequila choices. This is a great place to get just a little bit rowdy with friends. (6-3-10). $-$$ TAQUERIA JUANITOS W 708 W. Grant Road. 623-2222. Open SundayThursday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. This tiny taqueria brings in a mixed crowd with its fast, flavorful fare. Tacos, quesadillas, burros, sopas and tortas can be found on the lunch/dinner menu. Protein options run the gamut from a nicely browned carne asada to a tangy ceviche. Breakfast burros are also part of the mix, but we preferred the huevos rancheros. Avocado slices are big here, and are included with most meals. (10-2512) $

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entrées are often light and delicate, with lots of fresh, crisp veggies. Some more interesting traditional entrées dot the menu at this inexpensive joint, including a braised pork and eggs dish that is absolutely delicious. (10-31-13) $-$$ THAI CHINA BISTRO E 5121 E. Grant Road. 325-5185. Open daily 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. What a nice little find! As the name indicates, there is both Thai and Chinese food here. There’s also sushi, with a bit of Korean thrown in for good measure. The pad Thai is tangy and tender, and the squid salad is a winner— loaded not just with tender squid, but also fresh greens and other vegetables in a soy-based sauce. The service at this fast-casual place is friendly and upbeat. (4-1912) $-$$

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BROOKLYN PIZZA COMPANY C 534 N. Fourth Ave. 622-6868. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2:30 a.m.; Sunday noon-10 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DC, DIS, MC, V. There may be nothing gourmet or innovatively outrageous about Brooklyn Pizza, but if you like your pie with a crunchy, handtossed crust, a savory simmered tomato sauce, lots of gooey mozzarella cheese and the traditional toppings of your choice, you’ve come to the right place. Sandwiches also reflect attention to the “only best ingredients” philosophy. There’s nothing here that will disappoint. $ BZ’S PIZZA E 8838 E. Broadway Blvd. 546-1402. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. This nifty pizza joint puts out some great gourmet pies. The crust is light and chewy; the sauce is smooth and rich; and if you can’t find a topping you like, you should just stay home. Nightly pasta specials, great salads and sandwiches are on the menu. The vibe is family-friendly, although BZ’s is also a great place to meet friends for a glass of wine and a couple of pizzas. (7-7-11) $-$$ EMPIRE PIZZA AND PUB C 137 E. Congress St. 882-7499. Open SundayWednesday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-3 a.m. Counter/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Empire Pizza and Pub has injected a new kind of life into downtown Tucson, serving up big New York-style pizza by the slice (or whole), along with some salads and Italian sandwiches. The small patio offers views of the craziness on Congress Street, while the back bar area offers a couple of TVs featuring whatever game happens to be on. (2-3-11) $

AZIAN C 15 N. Alvernon Way. 777-8311. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5 p.m.-midnight; Saturday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-midnight; Sunday noon to 9:30 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. While Azian needs more-helpful sushi-roll menus, and the servers need to explain the do-it-yourself Korean barbecue a heck of a lot better, the results sure are tasty. The all-you-can-eat options come with a buffet at both lunch and dinner, and bento boxes are offered at lunch time. (6-14-12) $-$$

FALORA C 3000 E. Broadway Blvd. 325-9988. Open MondayFriday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. MC, V. Falora serves unique and artsy handcrafted Neapolitan style pizzas, cooked to chewy, crispy perfection in an imported Italian wood-fired oven. The pies are heavy on veggies and unusual ingredients, but don’t be afraid to try something different (like the surprisingly tasty smoked salmon pizza). A few salads round out the limited menu, but you can’t go wrong with any of the choices. (6-13-13) $$

GRAIN RIVER ASIAN BISTRO NW 12985 N. Oracle Road. 818-1555. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday noon-9 p.m. Café. Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. You’ll find a just about all kinds of Asian food here. Korean? By all means, with a tasty bulgogi. Japanese? Try the teppanyaki. Thai? Both curry and noodle dishes are available. Chinese? Check out house specialties such as the fall-apart-tender Grain River fish. Friendly service. (9-13-12) $$

HEIST PIZZA PARLOUR E 7131 E. Broadway Blvd. 433-9332. Open SundayWednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Café/Full Bar. MC, V. Heist is a solid, recommendable restaurant, especially for those on the Eastside. Salad, pasta and sandwiches are on the menu along with a large variety of pizza. You can build your own creation from a list of 23 ingredients. Crusts are crispy and Heist makes their own mozzarella. Glutenfree crusts are also available. (2-16-14) $-$$

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NEW YORK PIZZA DEPARTMENT E 1521 N. Wilmot Road. 207-7667. Open Sunday-Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. New York Pizza Department offers some of Tucson’s best thin-crust pies, both whole and by the slice. The ingredients make the pizzas so great—yes, that’s real ham, not lunchmeat, on your meat-lover pizza. Calzones, panini, stromboli, subs both hot and cold, Italian bombers, wings, salads and several entrées round out the sizable menu. (12-22-11) $-$$

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Monday-Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC and V. At this small Asian fast-casual joint, the food is plentiful and fairly priced—and it comes out of the kitchen hot and fast. While most of the menu is Chinese-influenced, you can also find pho, pad Thai and wings. Hot Wok is not glamorous, but considering that most of the restaurants nearby are chains, this is a pleasant neighborhood spot. Don’t look for smiles from the staff—but do look for a great deal. (3-1-12) $ RICE HOUSE CHINA THAI C 54 W. Congress St. 622-9557. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday Noon-9 p.m. Café/Counter/ Beer Only. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. The food at this downtown spot, which offers a full assortment of both Thai and Chinese standards, can be hit-and-miss—but when it’s good, it’s really good. The tom yum soup is incredible, and you should really try the pad prig king (a dry red curry). You can find some amazing deals as lunch specials, too. (1-12-12) $-$$ SNOW PEAS MODERN ASIAN KITCHEN S 1402 S. Craycroft Road. 777-3206. Open 10:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m., daily. Counter/No Alcohol. V, MC. Somewhere between casual sit-down and traditional Chinese takeout, Snow Peas Modern Asian Kitchen isn’t your usual salty, fried takeout fare. Featuring dishes with Vietnamese, Cantonese and Hong Kong flavors, the

REILLY CRAFT PIZZA AND DRINK C 101 E. Pennington St. 882-5550. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-midnight. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, MC, V. This restaurant, in the old Reilly Funeral Home on Pennington Street, has a fun, urban atmosphere unlike any other spot in Tucson. While the food can be hit and miss, there are far more hits than misses, and those hits are often home runs: The pizza with speck (ham) and egg is revelatory, for example. The bar turns out some fun and delicious cocktails, too. (11-15-12) $$ SERIAL GRILLERS PIZZA SHOP E 5737 E. Speedway Blvd. 546-2160. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. The two brothers behind the Serial Grillers food truck have opened a brick-and-mortar location and expanded their burgers and sandwiches menu to include pizza, calzones and paninis. The food is delicious, the service is friendly


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7 a.m.-10 p.m. Café/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. This cute and cozy neighborhood hangout has consistently tasty food (mostly sandwiches, go figure!) and super-friendly service. With a small bar area, it’s a great place to grab a cold drink and a sandwich. Breakfast is traditional comfort fare, and lunch/dinner sandwiches range from fried banana and Nutella to the classic French dip. Burgers are also delicious. (9-12-13) $-$$

TINO’S PIZZA E 6610 E. Tanque Verde Road. 296-9656. Open Monday-Thursday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday 10:30 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Saturday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m.; Sunday 3-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. You can’t argue with the success of Tino’s; the place has been around since the mid-’80s. The pies here will satisfy any pizza craving; they’re hot, cheesy and just plain good! Sandwiches, salads, calzones and sides round out the menu. This is an all-American pizzeria. (2-4-10) $-$$

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KALINA E 8963 E. Tanque Verde Road, Suite 201. 360-4040. Open Tuesday-Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-9 p.m. Russian tea service is served Tuesday-Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Café/BYO. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. A little bit of Minsk can be found at this far-eastside dining spot. Wrapped in a small, sedate space, with delightful service to boot, Kalina is a treasure. Borscht is on the menu and, depending on the time of year, you can have it cold or hot. The stroganoff is rich and luscious and the chicken Kiev is tasty. Desserts are both light and rich, and act as a perfect ending to the intense entrées. The Russian high teas are quite popular. Reservations are recommended. (9-5-13) $$-$$$

3!.$7)#(%3 MELT E 5056 E. Broadway Blvd. 326-6358. Open MondaySaturday 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. It’s a sandwich shop! It’s a cupcake store! It’s two eateries in one! At Melt, all of the sandwiches are named after American cities. Whether you prefer your sandwiches hot or cold, you’re bound to find something you’ll like. Salads and sides are available, and if you’re craving a fried-egg sandwich on your way to work in the morning, stop by. Of course, then there are all those cupcakes from 2 Cupcakes, which shares the building (www.2cupcakes.com). They are as tasty as they are pretty. (9-8-11) $ SAM-WITCHES AND SUCH E 6502 E. Tanque Verde Road. 203-7111. Open daily

WORLD WIDE WRAPPERS C 500 N. Fourth Ave., No. 7. 884-7070. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.10 p.m.; Sunday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. The folks at this longtime Fourth Avenue eatery offer fresh and healthful world-influenced food and drink. The veggies are bright and colorful, attesting to their freshness. The proteins are perfectly seasoned, and the other ingredients pop with flavor; we especially love the mango salsa. You get your choice of tortillas, or you can forgo them and have it all in a bowl. A great break during all that fun shopping on the avenue. (6-21-12) $

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ARMITAGE WINE LOUNGE AND CAFE The Hot Club of Tucson 7 p.m.- 9 p.m., Free. THE BASHFUL BANDIT Sunday Jam with the Deacon 4 p.m. BOONDOCKS LOUNGE Mainstreet with Brian Ashby 6 p.m., Free. CACTUS BOWL. Bob Kay, the Singing, Drumming DJ, plays oldies but goodies. Non-smoking dance. $2 cover. Call 883-5491 for info. 4 to 6 p.m. CHE’S LOUNGE Dutch Holly on the Patio at Che’s Lounge. Beloved out-of-towners Dutch Holly brave the sweltering heat of Tucson midsummer to bring the cool of the NoAz pines to the patio at Che’s. 7 p.m.- 9:15 p.m., Free. CHICAGO BAR Reggae Sundays DJ Jahmar International and DJ Papa Ranger. 8 p.m., Free. LA COCINA RESTAURANT, CANTINA AND COFFEE BAR Mik & the Funky Brunch All-ages, pup and kid friendly. 12 p.m.- 3 p.m., Free. FINI’S LANDING Andy Hersey 5 p.m. MONTEREY COURT STUDIO GALLERIES AND CAFÉ Danny Brito Jazz Quartet Latin & straight ahead jazz standards 6 p.m.- 9 p.m., no cover. VISCOUNT SUITE HOTEL Summer Jazz Series Featuring: Pete Swan on Sundays. 5:30 p.m.- 8 p.m., Free Admission.

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