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Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 1, free. sykes-casavantg@u.library.arizona.edu

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512-5145. Magic, illusions and comedy starring John Shryock and Mari Lynn performing their show that has been seen around the world. Also featuring comedy magician Norm Marini. Tue., July 8, 7-8:30 p.m., Adults $16, Children $8. www.greatamericanplayhouse. com Info@gaplayhouse.com

$!.#% BLACK CHERRY BURLESQUE Surly Wench Pub. 424 N. Fourth Ave. 882-0009.

Original burlesque productions include theatrics, dancing, singing, spectacular costumes and bawdy humor.

First Friday of every month, 8 and 10 p.m., $10, $20 VIP. http://tucsonburlesque.com/BlackCherryBurlesque/ Black_Cherry_Burlesque.html

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LET FREEDOM SING: A JULY 4 SPECTACULAR UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Bring the entire family to help celebrate the 4th of July at Let Freedom Sing, a patriotic spectacular produced by Arts Express. Several patriotic favorites will be performed. Also on the program will be popular American music from several decades. Fri., July 4, 3-4:30 p.m., $20 reserved, $10 general admission.

319-0400. http://www.arts-express.org/let-freedom-sing/ info@arts-express.org

astrological paintings, drawings and essays. Through Jan. 28, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Free. http://degrazia.org cs@degrazia.org

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DRAGONFLY GALLERY Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. Art by photographer Donald Knight and artists Deanna Thibault, Jennifer Clark, Pam Cheeseman, Judy Constantine, Barbara Amyx and Scarlett Taylor is featured. Fifty percent of proceeds from art sales support Amity Dragonfly Village Transitional Housing. Gallery is also open on Second Saturdays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 8, Free. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org

MARANA CONCERT SERIES Crossroads at Silverbell Park. 7548 N. Silverbell Road.

Marana. 382-1999. July 5: Greg Spivey Band. Aug. 2: Larry Redhouse. Sept. 6: Tesoro. Oct. 4: Cross Cut Saw. 7-8:30 p.m., Free. 797-3959.

THE SANTA CRUZ SUMMER WINDS: A TRIBUTE TO AMERICA Community Performing Arts Center. 1250 W. Continental Road. Green Valley. 399-1750. A patriotic celebration in recognition of America. Music will include selections from Aaron Copeland, John Philip Sousa and other well known American composers.

Complimentary ice cream served from 2 p.m. until curtain. Thu., July 3, 2-4:30 p.m., $15-$20. https://performingartscenter.thundertix.com/ info@cpacfoundation. org

UPCOMING ORO VALLEY CONCERT SERIES Oro Valley Marketplace. Oracle and Tangerine roads.

Oro Valley. (602) 553-2664. Annon & The Late Show.

Jazz / R&B / Latin. Based out of Tucson, the band plays smooth, Latin-style R&B as well as blues and classic music. They also play original music, written by Annon.

Thu., July 10, 6 p.m., Free. http://saaca.org/Oro_Valley_ Concerts.html jonas@saaca.org

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THE GREAT AMERICAN PLAYHOUSE The Great American Playhouse. 13005 N. Oracle Road.

512-5145. Naomi and Michelle’s High School History Project runs through Saturday, Aug. 30. Showtimes are 7 p.m., Thursday; 6 and 8:30 p.m., Friday; 3 and 6 p.m., Saturday; and 3 p.m., Sunday; $17.95, $7.95 for children ages 12 and younger, $15.95 for students, seniors and active military. Visit greatamericanplayhouse.com for reservations and more information.

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OPENING THIS WEEK CONTRERAS GALLERY Contreras Gallery. 110 E. Sixth St. 398-6557.

“Tucson,” The City And Home That Inspires People, Culture, Art, Architecture, And Legends. Reception: July 5, from 6 to 9 p.m. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30, free. http://www.contrerashousefineart.com contrerasart@msn.com JOEL D. VALDEZ MAIN LIBRARY Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. David Kish: Cardboard Manifesto ~ Mixed Media Sculpture. Artist’s Statement: What do normal people do when they turn 45? Do they dig in dumpsters for cardboard, then cut and color and glue the booty into wall sculpture of cartoonish blimps and squid and fruit and saints and people with wheels instead of feet?

Because, I do. Also on display: Jasmine Smith ~ sculpture (altered books). Artist’s Statement: As an artist, I began to consider whether a book could motivate a reader in just one glance, communicate a theme in just seconds. And so I started carving words into books, matching my words to the meaning of the original text.

Art reception for Jasmine Smith on July 5 from 3 to 5 p.m. Continues through July 31, Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov. askalibrarian@pima.gov JULY JEWELRY AND JAZZ Jane Hamilton Fine Art. 2890 E. Skyline Drive, No. 180. 529-4886. Summer Art Adventure featuring the artistry of Joseph Birdsong, whose love of Copper and Gemstones has led him to produce a unique line of Jewelry. Entertainment featuring the music of Larry Redhouse. (Solo Piano and Native American Flute).

Light appetizers and refreshments will be served. Thu., July 3, 5-7 p.m., Thu., July 17, 5-7 p.m. and Thu., July 31, 5-7 p.m., Free. janehamiltonfineart@comcast. net

DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN AND LITTLE GALLERY DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. “Pure Abstracts,” a collection of rare, non-representational abstract works produced in the 1950s by Ted DeGrazia, runs through Wednesday, July 30. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free.

ETHERTON GALLERY Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. Wild America: Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams features a selection of photographs by Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams. Bloomfield’s Wilderness images convey the intimate experience of being in the wilderness while Adams’ classic landscapes describe the majesty of Yosemite National Park. Tucson artist Heather Green’s Pinpoints of Perception: Portraits of 1000 Native Bees, is on display in EG’s Pop-Up Gallery. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30.

JOSEPH GROSS GALLERY Joseph Gross Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road, No. 108.

626-4215. The Joseph Gross Gallery presents “The Give and Take,” an exhibition by couple Kristin Bauer and Emmett Potter. This show explores the psychological and emotional responses to material within our pop culture lexicon. A closing reception takes place Aug. 29 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.

Continues through Aug. 29, free. http://www.cfa.arizona. edu/galleries/ RAICES TALLER 222 Raices Taller 222 Art Gallery and Workshop. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. ¡Chubasco! is an exhibition of artwork with rain and water themes to help you cool off and get you ready for the upcoming monsoon thunderstorms. Paintings, sculpture, photography, and mixedmedia work by invited guest artists and member artists all celebrating our desert rains and precious water.

Fridays, Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, free. raicestaller222@aol.com TOHONO CHUL PARK Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Hit the Road!, an exhibit that explores the open road, the excitement of travel and the nostalgia of the American highway, is on display. Through Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., $8, $6 senior, $4 student with valid ID, $2 age 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5, includes admission to the park.. http://www. tohonochulpark.org/wordpress/art-exhibits/exhibit-info/ TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333.

“Miradas: Ancient Roots in Modern Mexican Art Works from the Bank of America Collection,” revealing common artistic theories and cultural aspects developed since the end of the Mexican Revolution until today, continues through Sunday, July 27. “The Circle Game,” an exhibition about the power of circles in art, including selections from the permanent collection, runs through Sunday, Sept. 7. “Rose Cabat at 100: A Retrospective Exhibition of Ceramics” runs through Sunday, Sept. 14.

“Trails to Rails: John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad Survey of the 1850s” runs through Sunday, Sept. 28. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-5 p.m. Continues through Sept. 28, $10,

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$8 senior, $5 college student with ID, free age 18 or younger, active military or veteran with ID, and TMA members, free to all the first Sunday of every month. http://tucsonmuseumofart.org WOMANKRAFT ART CENTER WomanKraft Art Center. 388 S. Stone Ave. 629-9976.

WomanKraft presents It’s a Matter of Time. A reception takes place from 7 to 10 p.m., Saturday, July 5. The theme of this show is time. Wednesdays-Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, Free. http://www.womankraft.org

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FOURTH AVENUE FOOD FEST Fourth Avenue. From Sixth to Seventh Street Located along Fourth Avenue near Fourth Street, this weekly event will pair local foods with live music in an open-air walk, with local small businesses, artisans and other talent on board. Fridays, 4-8 p.m., Free. 261-6982. http://foodinroot.com/events/fourth-avenue-food-fest/ foodinroot@gmail.com 4TH AVENUE DELI’S HOT DOG SHOOT-OUT The Hut. 305 N. Fourth Ave. 623-3200. Qualifying round for the 4th Avenue Deli’s hot Dog Shoot-Out. Fri., July 4, 6:30-9 p.m., $20 to Enter (includes T-Shirt) / Free to watch. 624-3354.

ADULT SPELLING BEE Sky Bar. 536 N. Fourth Ave. 622-4300. An Adult Spelling Bee offers a $50 credit for Brooklyn Pizza and a fabulous trophy. Sign up to spell at 6:30. Second Tuesday of every month, 7 p.m., free. https://www.facebook.com/tucson.spellingbee?fref=ts DISASTER AID FOR TORNADO VICTIMS The 3000 Club. 250 S. Toole Ave. 373-5256. The 3000 Club is urgently seeking donations of humanitarian aid supplies to help the Southern tornado victims.

T3C is collaborating with several organizations in Mississippi to provide aid to the victims including the neighboring states of Alabama, Louisiana, Missouri and Arkansas for this tornado and hurricane season.

Mondays-Fridays. http://the3000club.org info@the3000club.org FOOD FOR THE MIND Child Parent Centers. 602 E. 22nd St. 882-0100. You don’t need teaching experience to become a tutor, just the desire to help others and have fun. Attend an orientation. Call 520-882-0100, ext. 77319. Tue., July 8, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., Tue., July 15, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. and Tue., July 22, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., free. ddurazo@childparentcenters.org

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Non-perishable food items needed for No Hungry Kids Tucson include: cereal, granola/cereal bars, peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese, instant oatmeal, Ramen noodle soups and other canned goods. MondaysSaturdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. http://zaneslaw.com/ THE SALVATION ARMY’S OPERATION CHILL OUT The Salvation Army. 1001 N. Richey Blvd. 795-9671.

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Lunch is included. Second and Third Tuesday, Wednesday of every month, 8 a.m., $25. mosborn@ ywcatucson.org THCC FIESTA MIXER Sir Veza’s Taco Garage Wetmore. 220 W. Wetmore Road. 888-8226. The Tucson Hispanic Chamber of Commerce holds a monthly Fiesta Mixer. Bring business cards and a door prize to promote your business. First Thursday of every month, 5:30 p.m., $20, $10 for members. 620-0005.

WANT TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to start your own business during drop-in sessions. A Program Instructor is available to provide hands-on and individual instruction on a wide variety of business start-up topics. Thu., July 3, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 10, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 24, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Thu., July 31, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

UPCOMING USING REFERENCEUSA: TIPS & TRICKS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Come learn how to navigate ReferenceUSA, the premier source of business and residential information offered by the Pima County Public Library. Small business owners and nonprofit fundraisers are especially encouraged to attend. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Thu., July 10, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov

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LEGEND OF THE MASKED MARSHAL - WILD WEST STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. The Pinnacle Peak Pistoleros’ new show. Join the Masked Marshal as he rides once again to rid the town of unsavory scoundrels, and rescues the damsel in distress ... or does he? Shows every Thurs-Sun at 7 and 8 p.m. with an additional 9 p.m. show on Friday and Saturday. $4 per person; free 3 and younger but not recommended. 398-5618. http://www.wildweststuntshow.com. jerry@wildweststuntshow.com ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is staged.

Sundays, 1 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, $5-$8. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html.

FAMILY BARBECUE Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Celebrate Independence Day outdoors. Two meal options: a hotdog, chips and drink for

$4, or a hamburger, side and drink for $8. Fri., July 4, 4-7 p.m., $4. 326-9686 ext. 10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/events/four-four-four/ info@tucsonbotanical. org GO BATTY! Flowing Wells Branch Library. 1730 W. Wetmore Road.

594-5225. Children take on the role of scientist to net bat replicas, take measurements and looks for other clues to identify bats as they learn about the lives of these nocturnal pollinators. Wed., July 9, 2 p.m., free.

PICTURE THIS! ART FOR FAMILIES: TRAILS TO RAILS Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333.

Learn about John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad in the current exhibit Trails to Rails. Then take an adventure over to the Education Center where you’ll take part in an art making activity. Sun., July 6, 2-3 p.m., Free. http://TucsonMuseumofArt.org Info@ TucsonMuseumofArt.org STORYTIME EN ESPANOL “SI LI DAS UNA GALLETITA A UN RATON” Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166.

A storytime in Spanish. Sat., July 5, 11 a.m., Free.

SUMMER SAFARI NIGHTS Reid Park Zoo. 1030 S. Randolph Way. 881-4753.

Each Friday night has a different theme with activities, zoo keeper talks, and door prizes. Food, and beverages including Eegee’s and beer, are available for purchase.

Fridays, 5:30 p.m. Continues through July 11, $9 adult, $7 seniors, $5 child, $2 off for zoo members.

Nicci@reidparkzoo.org TSO JUST FOR KIDS The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents a special program for children at Tucson Symphony Center, 2175 N. Sixth Ave.; and at 10 a.m. in the Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers, 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. First Sunday of every month, 10 and 11:15 a.m., free.

OUT OF TOWN SCIENCE SPECTACULAR: SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Spectacular science edu-tainment, presented by Mad Science. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program. Must be present to receive tickets. Tickets limited to 95. Wed., July 9, 3-4 p.m., free.

that take interesting shapes and bloom extravagantly in bright colors. Free with Gardens Admission. June 16-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, students, military. 326-9686 ext.10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org BITE! CARNIVOROUS PLANT EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Though the butterflies might not be occupying the greenhouse this summer, something else is lurking behind the glass enclosure. Bite! is an upclose look at the fascinating world of predator plants.

Free with Garden admission. Through Aug. 31, 7 a.m.4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, military, students/$4 children 4-12. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org RAINWATER HARVESTING INCENTIVES REBATE PROGRAM UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. A workshop focuses on designing a passive and active rainwater catchment system for a residential landscape. Tucson Water offers two rebate-funding levels, up to $2,000, for water harvesting on residential properties. Attendance is mandatory to qualify for the rebate. Wed., June 25, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Wed., July 9, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., July 26, 12-3 p.m., Free. 6265161.

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Meets the 2nd Wednesday of each month. Wed., July 9, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 324-4345. ann.morrison@ tmcaz.com PIMA COUNTY PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE ASSISTANCE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Do you have a health-related question? Do you need help with an AHCCS or SNAP application or renewal? Are you wondering what your blood pressure is? Just walk-in. No appointments taken. Call Info Line at 791-4010 to confirm availability. Tuesdays, 9-11:30 a.m., Thursdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Mondays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July

25, Free. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@ pima.gov SEATED TAI CHI FOR ARTHRITIS St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7650 N. Paseo del Norte. 297-7201. An easy-to-learn, gentle, safe exercise program for anyone who prefers to exercise sitting down and people with balance, strength, or mobility issues. Work in your own comfort zone, doing what you can and visualize the rest. This class exercises your body and brain. Wednesdays, 9:30 a.m. Continues through Aug. 27, $5 per class. 465-2890.

SeatedTaiChi@yahoo.com SURGICAL WEIGHT-LOSS SEMINAR UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms.

1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. A pre-requisite to a bariatric consultation, this seminar covers aspects of obesity and its effects on general health; non-surgical options for treating obesity; and procedures, complications and short- and long-term outcomes of surgical options. 626-2635. arizonasurgicalweightloss.com. First and Third Monday of every month, 5 p.m., free.

UPCOMING FREE HEALTH SEMINAR: GUIDED NUTRITION AND DIET PROGRAM Red Monkey Pilates Studio. 3001 E. Skyline Drive, Suite 139. 232-0534. Paula McCrystal will host a seminar introducing participants to a chiropractor created diet and nutrition program, “Shape Re-Claimed.”

Program holds a homeopathic component. The result, in addition to weight loss, is a re-energized, revitalized you. Thu., July 10, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Free.

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UPCOMING FAMILY JUGGLING SHOW AND WORKSHOP Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Presenter James Reid eats apples while juggling, hula-hooping, using a yo-yo, and more, then teaches participants ages six and older how to juggle with props provided. Thu., July 10, 5 p.m., Free.

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Coherence Not rated Starring Nicholas Brendon, Emily Baldoni and Maury Sterling Directed by James Ward Byrkit 89 minutes Opens Friday, July 4, at the Loft Cinema (795-7777).

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Prices are based on menu entrĂŠe selections, and exclude alcoholic beverages.

FORMS OF PAYMENT V Visa MC Mastercard AMEX American Express DIS Discover DC Diner’s Club Checks local checks with guarantee card and ID only TYPE OF SERVICE Counter Quick or fast-food service, usually includes take-out.

Diner Minimal table service.

CafĂŠ Your server is most likely working solo.

Bistro Professional servers, with assistants bussing tables.

Full Cover Multiple servers, with the table likely well set.

Full Bar Separate bar space for drinks before and after dinner.

RESTAURANT LOCATION C Central North to River Road, east to Alvernon Way, west to

Granada Avenue downtown, and south to 22nd Street.

NW Northwest North of River Road, west of Campbell Avenue.

NE Northeast North of River Road, east of Campbell Avenue.

E East East of Alvernon Way, south of River Road.

S South South of 22nd Street.

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SAINT HOUSE RUM BAR C 256 E. Congress St. 207-7757. Open SundayThursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-2 a.m. CafĂŠ/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. With its Caribbean-styled menu and selection of dozens of rums from around the world, Saint House is a unique addition to the downtown restaurant scene. Proprietors Travis Reese and Nicole Flowers of 47 Scott and Scott & Co. have hit another home run, with expertly crafted cocktails, savory appetizers and plenty of entrĂŠes that will please both the lunch and dinner crowds. (11-2113) $$

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CHINA PASTA HOUSE C 430 N. Park Ave. 623-3334. Open Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-9 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.

CafĂŠ/No Alcohol. MC, V. This small UA-area restaurant features the delicious cuisine of Dandong, China. Gruel, dumplings, buns and noodle dishes fill out the menu.

The pasta quality may vary—sometimes, it’s mushy; sometimes, it’s not—but the food is always tasty. The spicy, peppery “hot and sour noodles with three shredded stuff� is highly recommended. (5-3-12) $ IMPRESS HOT POT C 2610 N. First Ave. 882-3059. Open MondaySaturday 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m.; Sunday 1:30-10 p.m. Bistro/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Impress Hot Pot is Tucson’s first Chinese hot-pot restaurant, and this do-it-yourself place is definitely worth a stop.

Authentic Chinese flavors abound; try one of the many unique dishes like jellyfish, chicken feet or preserved eggs. Customize your own tasty hot pot with a plethora of ingredients and sauce options—and be sure to bring friends to share. (11-3-11) $$ JUN DYNASTY C 2933 E. Grant Road. 881-0778. Open Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-9:30 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. CafÊ/No Alcohol. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. If having a menu written in Chinese is any indication of authenticity then this midtown spot is as authentic as it gets. With items such as sizzling wok intestine and spicy frog in casserole, you have to admit they’re offering something beyond the typical. Plenty of the usual subjects can also be found for the less adventurous eaters among us. The emphasis here is Szechuan, so there’s lots of heat. We loved the dan-dan noodle on the dim sum menu and the dumplings are some of the best we’ve sampled. Portions are huge and prices are reasonable. (10-24-13) $-$$

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MC, V. This cozy addition to the diverse Fourth Avenue food scene is open late—really, really late: 3 a.m.

Thursday through Saturday. The guys behind the counter are creating simple, inexpensive sandwiches that follow the classic deli theme. With plenty of choices, including low-carb and vegetarian-friendly options, this little place is sure to be hopping for lunch and postdrinks. Plan on calling in a to-go order because seating is quite limited. (12-12-13) $ THE SAUSAGE SHOP MEAT MARKET AND DELI C 1015 W. Prince Road, Suite 141. 888-1701. Open Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m.; Saturday 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC, V. This sandwich joint is tucked away in a strip mall in a neighborhood that might be described as “less than desirable.â€? But despite the terrible parking and the complete lack of seating (plan your order to go, or don’t plan to go at all), the sandwiches are awesome. If you like meat, this is the place. Smoked meat, cured meat, grilled meat ‌ you name it, they’ve got it. With more than 50 delicious sandwiches on the menu, there’s always something new to try. And don’t skip the house-made pickles and sides. (1-31-13) $

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POLISH COTTAGE C 4520 E. Broadway Blvd. 891-1244. Open TuesdaySaturday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sunday noon-7 p.m. CafĂŠ.

Beer, Wine and Specialty Drinks. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. This tiny midtown spot is like a little slice of Poland.

It offers your pierogi, your bigos, your kielbasa, your stuffed cabbage and your borscht—home-style food just like your babica made. The beer list is long, and, of course, there’s vodka. It’s stick-to-the-ribs stuff. (1-1912) $

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SPARKROOT C 245 E. Congress St. 272-8949. Open Monday-Friday 7 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Sparkroot is the only coffeehouse in the state that serves marvelous Blue Bottle Coffee. The granola is a great way to start your day, and the dark-chocolate plate is a great way to finish it. In between, there are pressed-cheese sandwiches, salads and other bites that satisfy. All of this is offered in a space with a chic, big-city feel. (12-29-11) $

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(12-05-13) $ IT’S GREEK TO ME NW 15920 N. Oracle Road. 825-4199. Open MondaySaturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. From luscious appetizers like the rich taramosalata, to savory entrées like the pastitsio and the lamb shank, and concluding with a heavenly honey cake or lovely baklava for dessert, the food at this Greek joint sings. These are the same people who run the wonderful Athens on Fourth Avenue, so you know the food’s going to impress. The atmosphere is casual, and the service is sincere and friendly. If you’re lucky, George, the chef and owner, will come out to share a glass of wine or a

little insight on how he prepared your dinner. It’s worth the drive to Catalina. (11-17-11) $$-$$$ PELIO GRILL GREEK TAVERNA & CATERING C 994 E. University Blvd. 777-4967. Open MondayWednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine.

V, MC. At the southwest corner of Park Avenue and University Boulevard, Pelio Grill has a bright, airy space that is conducive to lots of small groups of diners.

The food is tasty and served quickly, and the service is friendly. The classics (gyros, dolmathes, calamari, saganaki, etc.) shine, and though the entrées need a bit more polish, they’re still delicious and reasonably priced. The wine selection is limited to mostly Greek choices and there are a few beers on draft. (2-27-14) $$ YANNI’S THE LITTLE GREEK E 1101 N. Wilmot Road, No. 119. 288-4735. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Counter/BYO. Cash, checks.

This cozy place is a nice addition to the mix of ethnic restaurants near Wilmot Road and Speedway Boulevard.

The food has a decidedly homemade flavor. Moussaka, pastitsio, pilaf, souvlaki, spanakopita—they’re all here.

Add the friendly service and you know you’re on to something. We especially liked the gyros, with a soft and warm pita packed full of tender, tasty meat. And the galaktobouriko was a delight. (1-24-13) $$

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MC, V. Maya Quetzal has graced the sidewalk of Fourth Avenue for more than 20 years, and it’s Tucson’s only Guatemalan restaurant. Flavors are subtle but complex, and the slow-cooked, tender meats are delicious. The menu is inexpensive, with reasonable portion sizes and a ton of vegetarian options.(10-3-13) $-$$

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LANI’S LUAU HAWAIIAN RESTAURANT E 2532 S. Harrison Road. 886-5828. Open TuesdayThursday 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. MC and V. Enjoy an authentic taste of Hawaii right here in Tucson.

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NEW DELHI PALACE E 6751 E. Broadway Blvd. 296-8585. Open daily 11:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Bistro/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. New Delhi Palace is a great eastside spot for a quick, inexpensive and tasty Indian lunch buffet—as long as you’re not looking for super-spicy fare. Dinner is served fast and with a smile, and the menu offers an extensive selection of authentic and tasty Indian appetizers, entrées and desserts, as well as a great international beer selection. (11-4-10) $$-$$$ SHER-E PUNJAB C 853 E. Grant Road. 624-9393. Open daily 11 a.m.2:30 p.m. and 5-10 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tucked away in an unassuming strip mall, this quiet Indian venue could easily be overlooked. We recommend you don’t. The long menu offers choices for every palate. We swooned at the sauces – especially the lamb shahi korma with its creamy texture and nutty flavors. Vegetarians will find so many choices but we recommend the mushroom chili that is rich with seasonings and meltingly tender. And whether you like your naan simple or seasoned you will be happy with Shere’s variations. Plates can be ordered at various levels of heat. Finish your meal with cool kulftee or a sweet bite of gulab jaman. (5-29-14) $$

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Pasta offerings run the gamut, and there’s a nice assortment of veal, chicken and steak plates. We especially liked the stuffed mushrooms as an appetizer. Most desserts are house-made. (12-9-10) $$-$$$

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Friday 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m.; Saturday and Sunday 4-9 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. If your idea of a great Italian restaurant is red sauce, crusty bread, a mixed-green salad and a glass of Chianti, here’s your place. Dolce Vita is a throwback to the times when servers knew your name and what you were going to order even before you sat down. The list of pastas will please any craving and the entrees include meats cooked ala Parmigiana, Marsala, piccata and Florentine.

We especially enjoyed the calamari served with both marinara sauce and lemon. Pizza here is also a winner soft, fluffy dough and plenty of topping to choose from.

And if there’s room for dessert, order the house-made tiramisu. (6-12-14) $$

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Open Monday 8 a.m.-2 p.m.; Tuesday-Friday 8 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Saturday 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. and 5-9 p.m.; Sunday 7:30 a.m.-1 p.m. and 4-8 p.m. Café/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Caffe Torino serves gigantic, shareable portions of beautifully executed entrées.

Flavors are authentic, and the menu offers a wide range of options. A well-thought-out wine list and a beautifully decorated space complete the experience—but don’t expect a quick meal. (4-21-11) $$-$$$

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GUSTO OSTERIA E 7153 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-9487. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. In this charming eastside spot, rustic Italian food is served in a most convivial atmosphere, and there’s a wine list with prices that can’t be beat. The tender manicotti is freshly made and stuffed with a delightful cheese mix; the eggplant sandwich is delicious.

Service is top-notch, and the patio is the kind of place you could easily spend a couple of hours. Remember that the initial recipes are courtesy of the master, Joe Scordato. (3-22-12) $$-$$$ MAD MARIO’S ITALIAN DELI C 1710 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3258. Open daily 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. While Mad Mario’s offers a wide variety of tasty Italian entrées, the sandwiches are the way to go here. The corned beef reuben is simply amazing—and so is the jovial service from Mario himself. The restaurant offers free delivery in the UA/midtown area for orders more than $20. (2-2-12) $-$$ NORTH ITALIAN FARMHOUSE NE 2995 E. Skyline Drive. 299-1600. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday 11 a.m.-11 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-11 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m.-3 p.m. (brunch) and 5-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Some might say this foothills eatery is noisy, but that just adds to the hip vibe. Meant to evoke the Italian farm country, the food here hits all the right spots. Part of the excitement is the work station that plays a central role in the décor and prep. A huge meat slicer cuts the spicy sausages and such paper thin. A pasta machine cranks out fresh tagliatelle and other noodles. The pizzas are unique and pretty, and the panini are crispy and full of flavor. This is a great spot to meet friends for a nosh and a glass of wine, but it’s also quite romantic in a big city, sexy kind of way. (1-10-13) $$-$$$ PIAZZA GAVI NE 5415 N. Kolb Road. 577-1099. Open SundayThursday 7 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. For anyone who loved the small trattorias that were the hallmark of the Gavi empire, this place may seem cavernous.

But size doesn’t matter. Gavi brings all its wonderful touches to this roomy eatery: good food, giant portions and friendly service. The choices are plentiful; there are more than 20 types of pasta sauce alone. Pizza is on the menu. So is breakfast. Sandwiches are big enough for two (or three). The wine list leans toward the Italian side, but what else would you expect? Don’t miss the amazing happy-hour deals. (7-12-12) $$-$$$ TAVOLINO RISTORANTE ITALIANO

NW 2890 E. Skyline Drive. 531-1913. Open Monday-

Thursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tavolino is now a shiny, chic kind of place—and it didn’t miss a beat in the move.

The appetizers are fresh and fabulous. The pastas will delight. (Try the tagliatelle alla Bolognese; it’s killer.)

Other entrées, especially those coming off the grill, are great examples of how Italian food is supposed to be.

Service is most professional. (8-12-10) $$-$$$ VITELLO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO

NW 15930 N. Oracle Road, No. 178. 825-0140. Open

Monday 4-8 p.m.; Tuesday-Thursday and Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/ Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. What a pleasant surprise Vitello’s is. It’s cozy; the staff is friendly; and the menu has just about everything Italian you might crave. The sauces range from a house marinara to a creamy vodka to a rich gorgonzola to a briny white clam. The pizzas are also quite good; they’re simple and rustic. Panini, salads, veal, chicken, seafood and dishes are also available. The cannoli is like Nana used to make. (1-13-11) $-$$$

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CEEDEE JAMAICAN KITCHEN C 5305. E. Speedway Blvd. 795-3400. Open TuesdaySunday 11 a.m.-9:30 p.m. Counter/Full Bar. DIS, MC, V. Yes, you’ll find jerk chicken here (and oh, what heavenly jerk it is), but there are plenty of other island specialties to choose from as well: curry chicken, oxtails, plantains and more. The side called festival is like a hush puppy, only bigger and better. Desserts are unusual but tasty; the cold drinks refresh. There’s Bob Marley music, and the staff is friendly. The only thing missing here is the beach. (10-21-10) $-$$ D’S ISLAND GRILL JA C 3156 E. Fort Lowell Road. 861-2271. Open MondayThursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.9 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. For a taste of the islands—in this case Jamaica—D’s is the place to go. With fried plantains, jerk in many forms, cool drinks, great reggae and friendly service, it’s almost like you’re on the beach in Montego Bay. The dinners are fabulous and filling thanks to savory red beans and rice, a crispy festival and some slaw. Chicken comes jerked or curried; tilapia is crispy and moist and the desserts are the perfect counterpart to all that heat. There are also Jamaican tacos, a hamburger and beef patties. The prices are perfect. We’ll be heading back soon, for sure, mon. (11-14-13) $-$$

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Portions are generous, and the food is delicious; you definitely won’t leave hungry. (2-11-10) $-$$

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