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LET FREEDOM SING: A JULY 4 SPECTACULAR UA Centennial Hall. 1020 E. University Blvd. 6213364. Bring the entire family to help celebrate the 4th of July at Let Freedom Sing, a patriotic spectacular produced by Arts Express. Several patriotic favorites will be performed. Also on the program will be popular American music from several decades. Fri., July 4, 3-4:30 p.m., $20 reserved, $10 general admission. 319-0400. http://www.arts-express.org/let-freedom-sing/ info@arts-express.org

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DRAGONFLY GALLERY Amity Foundation’s Dragonfly Gallery. 146 E. Broadway Blvd. 628-3164. Art by photographer Donald Knight and artists Deanna Thibault, Jennifer Clark, Pam Cheeseman, Judy Constantine, Barbara Amyx and Scarlett Taylor is featured. Fifty percent of proceeds from art sales support Amity Dragonfly Village Transitional Housing. Gallery is also open on Second Saturdays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Continues through Aug. 8, Free. bethdaum@dragonflyvillage.org

MARANA CONCERT SERIES Crossroads at Silverbell Park. 7548 N. Silverbell Road. Marana. 382-1999. July 5: Greg Spivey Band. Aug. 2: Larry Redhouse. Sept. 6: Tesoro. Oct. 4: Cross Cut Saw. 7-8:30 p.m., Free. 797-3959. THE SANTA CRUZ SUMMER WINDS: A TRIBUTE TO AMERICA Community Performing Arts Center. 1250 W. Continental Road. Green Valley. 399-1750. A patriotic celebration in recognition of America. Music will include selections from Aaron Copeland, John Philip Sousa and other well known American composers. Complimentary ice cream served from 2 p.m. until curtain. Thu., July 3, 2-4:30 p.m., $15-$20. https://performingartscenter.thundertix.com/ info@cpacfoundation. org

UPCOMING ORO VALLEY CONCERT SERIES Oro Valley Marketplace. Oracle and Tangerine roads. Oro Valley. (602) 553-2664. Annon & The Late Show. Jazz / R&B / Latin. Based out of Tucson, the band plays smooth, Latin-style R&B as well as blues and classic music. They also play original music, written by Annon. Thu., July 10, 6 p.m., Free. http://saaca.org/Oro_Valley_ Concerts.html jonas@saaca.org

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DEGRAZIA GALLERY IN THE SUN AND LITTLE GALLERY DeGrazia Gallery in the Sun. 6300 N. Swan Road. 2999191. “Pure Abstracts,” a collection of rare, non-representational abstract works produced in the 1950s by Ted DeGrazia, runs through Wednesday, July 30. 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free.

ETHERTON GALLERY Etherton Gallery. 135 S. Sixth Ave. 624-7370. Wild America: Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams features a selection of photographs by Debra Bloomfield and Ansel Adams. Bloomfield’s Wilderness images convey the intimate experience of being in the wilderness while Adams’ classic landscapes describe the majesty of Yosemite National Park. Tucson artist Heather Green’s Pinpoints of Perception: Portraits of 1000 Native Bees, is on display in EG’s Pop-Up Gallery. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 30. JOSEPH GROSS GALLERY Joseph Gross Gallery. 1031 N. Olive Road, No. 108. 626-4215. The Joseph Gross Gallery presents “The Give and Take,” an exhibition by couple Kristin Bauer and Emmett Potter. This show explores the psychological and emotional responses to material within our pop culture lexicon. A closing reception takes place Aug. 29 from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Mondays-Fridays, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Aug. 29, free. http://www.cfa.arizona. edu/galleries/ RAICES TALLER 222 Raices Taller 222 Art Gallery and Workshop. 218 E. Sixth St. 881-5335. ¡Chubasco! is an exhibition of artwork with rain and water themes to help you cool off and get you ready for the upcoming monsoon thunderstorms. Paintings, sculpture, photography, and mixedmedia work by invited guest artists and member artists all celebrating our desert rains and precious water. Fridays, Saturdays, 1-5 p.m. Continues through July 26, free. raicestaller222@aol.com TOHONO CHUL PARK Tohono Chul Park. 7366 N. Paseo del Norte. 7426455. Hit the Road!, an exhibit that explores the open road, the excitement of travel and the nostalgia of the American highway, is on display. Through Aug. 3, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., $8, $6 senior, $4 student with valid ID, $2 age 5 through 12, free member or child younger than 5, includes admission to the park.. http://www. tohonochulpark.org/wordpress/art-exhibits/exhibit-info/ TUCSON MUSEUM OF ART Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. “Miradas: Ancient Roots in Modern Mexican Art Works from the Bank of America Collection,” revealing common artistic theories and cultural aspects developed since the end of the Mexican Revolution until today, continues through Sunday, July 27. “The Circle Game,” an exhibition about the power of circles in art, including selections from the permanent collection, runs through Sunday, Sept. 7. “Rose Cabat at 100: A Retrospective Exhibition of Ceramics” runs through Sunday, Sept. 14. “Trails to Rails: John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad Survey of the 1850s” runs through Sunday, Sept. 28. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-5 p.m. Continues through Sept. 28, $10,

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#)497%%+ CONTINUED FROM PAGE 15 NO HUNGRY KIDS TUCSON Zanes Law. 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101. 3035604. This summer, Zanes Law is providing 800 meals to school students through its sponsorship of No Hungry Kids Tucson. Zanes opened two of their offices as dropoff locations for donations: 3501 E. Speedway Blvd., Suite 101 and 1185 W. Irvington Road, Suite 155. Non-perishable food items needed for No Hungry Kids Tucson include: cereal, granola/cereal bars, peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese, instant oatmeal, Ramen noodle soups and other canned goods. MondaysSaturdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. http://zaneslaw.com/ THE SALVATION ARMY’S OPERATION CHILL OUT The Salvation Army. 1001 N. Richey Blvd. 795-9671. Operation Chill Out provides water, hats, sunscreen, lip balm and umbrellas to the homeless community in Tucson during the hottest months of the year. We are reaching out to the community for donations of these items.

"53).%33&).!.#% EVENTS THIS WEEK CATALYST CAFÉ: WHERE TECH MEETS TUCSON Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Welcome to the Catalyst Café, where we’re talking every month about tech in the service of people, neighborhoods, nonprofits and small business. Topic: Grantwriting for Businesses & Nonprofits. Tue., July 8, 5:30-7 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima. gov askalibrarian@pima.gov SKILLS FOR SUCCESSFUL EMPLOYMENT YWCA Tucson. 525 Bonita Ave. 884-7810. A four-day workforce skills training program is designed for women who are searching for employment, changing careers or seeking advancement in their chosen field. Participants assess personal skills, create resumes, learn interview and computer skills, and develop job search strategies. Lunch is included. Second and Third Tuesday, Wednesday of every month, 8 a.m., $25. mosborn@ ywcatucson.org THCC FIESTA MIXER Sir Veza’s Taco Garage Wetmore. 220 W. Wetmore Road. 888-8226. The Tucson Hispanic Chamber of Commerce holds a monthly Fiesta Mixer. Bring business cards and a door prize to promote your business. First Thursday of every month, 5:30 p.m., $20, $10 for members. 620-0005. WANT TO START YOUR OWN BUSINESS? Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Get the help you need to start your own business during drop-in sessions. A Program Instructor is available to provide hands-on and individual instruction on a wide variety of business start-up topics. Thu., July 3, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 10, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Thu., July 24, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Thu., July 31, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 791-4010. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@pima.gov

UPCOMING USING REFERENCEUSA: TIPS & TRICKS Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Come learn how to navigate ReferenceUSA, the premier source of business and residential information offered by the Pima County Public Library. Small business owners and nonprofit fundraisers are especially encouraged to attend. Registration is required. Register online or call Info Line at 791-4010. Thu., July 10, 10-11 a.m., Free. http://www.library.pima.gov

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LEGEND OF THE MASKED MARSHAL - WILD WEST STUNT SHOW Trail Dust Town. 6541 E. Tanque Verde Road. 2964551. The Pinnacle Peak Pistoleros’ new show. Join the Masked Marshal as he rides once again to rid the town of unsavory scoundrels, and rescues the damsel in distress ... or does he? Shows every Thurs-Sun at 7 and 8 p.m. with an additional 9 p.m. show on Friday and Saturday. $4 per person; free 3 and younger but not recommended. 398-5618. http://www.wildweststuntshow.com. jerry@wildweststuntshow.com ALL TOGETHER THEATRE Live Theatre Workshop. 5317 E. Speedway Blvd. 3274242. “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” is staged. Sundays, 1 p.m. Continues through Aug. 10, $5-$8. livetheatreworkshop.org/shows/att-now.html. FAMILY BARBECUE Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Celebrate Independence Day outdoors. Two meal options: a hotdog, chips and drink for

$4, or a hamburger, side and drink for $8. Fri., July 4, 4-7 p.m., $4. 326-9686 ext. 10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org/events/four-four-four/ info@tucsonbotanical. org GO BATTY! Flowing Wells Branch Library. 1730 W. Wetmore Road. 594-5225. Children take on the role of scientist to net bat replicas, take measurements and looks for other clues to identify bats as they learn about the lives of these nocturnal pollinators. Wed., July 9, 2 p.m., free. PICTURE THIS! ART FOR FAMILIES: TRAILS TO RAILS Tucson Museum of Art. 140 N. Main Ave. 624-2333. Learn about John Mix Stanley and the Pacific Railroad in the current exhibit Trails to Rails. Then take an adventure over to the Education Center where you’ll take part in an art making activity. Sun., July 6, 2-3 p.m., Free. http://TucsonMuseumofArt.org Info@ TucsonMuseumofArt.org STORYTIME EN ESPANOL “SI LI DAS UNA GALLETITA A UN RATON” Barnes and Noble. 5130 E. Broadway Blvd. 512-1166. A storytime in Spanish. Sat., July 5, 11 a.m., Free. SUMMER SAFARI NIGHTS Reid Park Zoo. 1030 S. Randolph Way. 881-4753. Each Friday night has a different theme with activities, zoo keeper talks, and door prizes. Food, and beverages including Eegee’s and beer, are available for purchase. Fridays, 5:30 p.m. Continues through July 11, $9 adult, $7 seniors, $5 child, $2 off for zoo members. Nicci@reidparkzoo.org TSO JUST FOR KIDS The Tucson Symphony Orchestra presents a special program for children at Tucson Symphony Center, 2175 N. Sixth Ave.; and at 10 a.m. in the Oro Valley Town Hall Council Chambers, 11000 N. La Cañada Drive. First Sunday of every month, 10 and 11:15 a.m., free.

OUT OF TOWN SCIENCE SPECTACULAR: SOUNDS LIKE SCIENCE Oro Valley Public Library. 1305 W. Naranja Drive. Oro Valley. 594-5580. Spectacular science edu-tainment, presented by Mad Science. Tickets will be handed out 1/2 hour before program. Must be present to receive tickets. Tickets limited to 95. Wed., July 9, 3-4 p.m., free.

that take interesting shapes and bloom extravagantly in bright colors. Free with Gardens Admission. June 16-Aug. 31, 7 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, students, military. 326-9686 ext.10. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org BITE! CARNIVOROUS PLANT EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Though the butterflies might not be occupying the greenhouse this summer, something else is lurking behind the glass enclosure. Bite! is an upclose look at the fascinating world of predator plants. Free with Garden admission. Through Aug. 31, 7 a.m.4:30 p.m., $8/$7 seniors, military, students/$4 children 4-12. 326-9686. http://www.tucsonbotanical.org info@tucsonbotanical.org RAINWATER HARVESTING INCENTIVES REBATE PROGRAM UA Cooperative Extension Office. 4210 N. Campbell Ave. A workshop focuses on designing a passive and active rainwater catchment system for a residential landscape. Tucson Water offers two rebate-funding levels, up to $2,000, for water harvesting on residential properties. Attendance is mandatory to qualify for the rebate. Wed., June 25, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., Wed., July 9, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. and Sat., July 26, 12-3 p.m., Free. 6265161.

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EVENTS THIS WEEK ELDER CIRCLE: THE WISDOM JOURNEY TMC El Dorado Campus. 1400 N. Wilmot Road. 3275461. Join Marney Farrell for a safe place to share life experiences and celebrate the achievements of aging. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of each month. Wed., July 9, 10:30 a.m.-12 p.m., Free. 324-4345. ann.morrison@ tmcaz.com PIMA COUNTY PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE ASSISTANCE Joel D. Valdez Main Library. 101 N. Stone Ave. 5945500. Do you have a health-related question? Do you need help with an AHCCS or SNAP application or renewal? Are you wondering what your blood pressure is? Just walk-in. No appointments taken. Call Info Line at 791-4010 to confirm availability. Tuesdays, 9-11:30 a.m., Thursdays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Mondays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Fridays, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through July

25, Free. http://www.library.pima.gov askalibrarian@ pima.gov SEATED TAI CHI FOR ARTHRITIS St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church. 7650 N. Paseo del Norte. 297-7201. An easy-to-learn, gentle, safe exercise program for anyone who prefers to exercise sitting down and people with balance, strength, or mobility issues. Work in your own comfort zone, doing what you can and visualize the rest. This class exercises your body and brain. Wednesdays, 9:30 a.m. Continues through Aug. 27, $5 per class. 465-2890. SeatedTaiChi@yahoo.com SURGICAL WEIGHT-LOSS SEMINAR UAMC University Campus Cafeteria Meeting Rooms. 1501 N. Campbell Ave. 694-0111. A pre-requisite to a bariatric consultation, this seminar covers aspects of obesity and its effects on general health; non-surgical options for treating obesity; and procedures, complications and short- and long-term outcomes of surgical options. 626-2635. arizonasurgicalweightloss.com. First and Third Monday of every month, 5 p.m., free.

UPCOMING FREE HEALTH SEMINAR: GUIDED NUTRITION AND DIET PROGRAM Red Monkey Pilates Studio. 3001 E. Skyline Drive, Suite 139. 232-0534. Paula McCrystal will host a seminar introducing participants to a chiropractor created diet and nutrition program, “Shape Re-Claimed.” Program holds a homeopathic component. The result, in addition to weight loss, is a re-energized, revitalized you. Thu., July 10, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Free.

30)2)45!,)49 WOMEN’S WISDOM CIRCLE St. Philip’s in the Hills Episcopal Church. 4440 N. Campbell Ave. 299-6421. Wise women 30 to 80-plus are invited to join in conversation. Begins with an exploration of a wisdom saying. Open to women of any denomination or no denomination. First Sunday of every month, 12:30-1:45 p.m. and Third Sunday of every month, 12:30-1:45 p.m. Continues through Aug. 17, Free.

UPCOMING FAMILY JUGGLING SHOW AND WORKSHOP Himmel Park Branch Library. 1035 N. Treat Ave. 5945305. Presenter James Reid eats apples while juggling, hula-hooping, using a yo-yo, and more, then teaches participants ages six and older how to juggle with props provided. Thu., July 10, 5 p.m., Free.

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'!2$%.).' DOWN AND DIRTY GARDENING Ward 6 City Council Office. 3202 E. First St. 7914601. The Gardeners of Tucson discuss “Down & Dirty Gardening” including desert gardening and landscaping tips, “secrets” of watering, digging, and keeping insects and animals out. Tue., July 8, 7-9 p.m., Free. 6220905. ADENIUM EXHIBIT Tucson Botanical Gardens. 2150 N. Alvernon Way. 326-9686, ext. 10. Adeniums, commonly known Desert Rose or Karoo Rose are thick-stemmed succulent plants

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SPARKROOT C 245 E. Congress St. 272-8949. Open Monday-Friday 7 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Counter/Beer and Wine. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Sparkroot is the only coffeehouse in the state that serves marvelous Blue Bottle Coffee. The granola is a great way to start your day, and the dark-chocolate plate is a great way to finish it. In between, there are pressed-cheese sandwiches, salads and other bites that satisfy. All of this is offered in a space with a chic, big-city feel. (12-29-11) $

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little insight on how he prepared your dinner. It’s worth the drive to Catalina. (11-17-11) $$-$$$ PELIO GRILL GREEK TAVERNA & CATERING C 994 E. University Blvd. 777-4967. Open MondayWednesday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Thursday-Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sunday noon-8 p.m. Café/Beer and Wine. V, MC. At the southwest corner of Park Avenue and University Boulevard, Pelio Grill has a bright, airy space that is conducive to lots of small groups of diners. The food is tasty and served quickly, and the service is friendly. The classics (gyros, dolmathes, calamari, saganaki, etc.) shine, and though the entrées need a bit more polish, they’re still delicious and reasonably priced. The wine selection is limited to mostly Greek choices and there are a few beers on draft. (2-27-14) $$ YANNI’S THE LITTLE GREEK E 1101 N. Wilmot Road, No. 119. 288-4735. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Bistro/Counter/BYO. Cash, checks. This cozy place is a nice addition to the mix of ethnic restaurants near Wilmot Road and Speedway Boulevard. The food has a decidedly homemade flavor. Moussaka, pastitsio, pilaf, souvlaki, spanakopita—they’re all here. Add the friendly service and you know you’re on to something. We especially liked the gyros, with a soft and warm pita packed full of tender, tasty meat. And the galaktobouriko was a delight. (1-24-13) $$

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GUSTO OSTERIA E 7153 E. Tanque Verde Road. 722-9487. Open Monday-Thursday 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. In this charming eastside spot, rustic Italian food is served in a most convivial atmosphere, and there’s a wine list with prices that can’t be beat. The tender manicotti is freshly made and stuffed with a delightful cheese mix; the eggplant sandwich is delicious. Service is top-notch, and the patio is the kind of place you could easily spend a couple of hours. Remember that the initial recipes are courtesy of the master, Joe Scordato. (3-22-12) $$-$$$ MAD MARIO’S ITALIAN DELI C 1710 E. Speedway Blvd. 325-3258. Open daily 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Counter/No Alcohol. DIS, MC, V. While Mad Mario’s offers a wide variety of tasty Italian entrées, the sandwiches are the way to go here. The corned beef reuben is simply amazing—and so is the jovial service from Mario himself. The restaurant offers free delivery in the UA/midtown area for orders more than $20. (2-2-12) $-$$ NORTH ITALIAN FARMHOUSE NE 2995 E. Skyline Drive. 299-1600. Open Monday-

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Thursday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-10 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. and 5-11 p.m. Full Cover/Full Bar. AMEX, DIS, MC, V. Tavolino is now a shiny, chic kind of place—and it didn’t miss a beat in the move. The appetizers are fresh and fabulous. The pastas will delight. (Try the tagliatelle alla Bolognese; it’s killer.) Other entrées, especially those coming off the grill, are great examples of how Italian food is supposed to be. Service is most professional. (8-12-10) $$-$$$ VITELLO’S RISTORANTE ITALIANO

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Monday 4-8 p.m.; Tuesday-Thursday and Sunday 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Friday and Saturday 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Café/ Beer and Wine. DIS, MC, V. What a pleasant surprise Vitello’s is. It’s cozy; the staff is friendly; and the menu has just about everything Italian you might crave. The sauces range from a house marinara to a creamy vodka to a rich gorgonzola to a briny white clam. The pizzas are also quite good; they’re simple and rustic. Panini, salads, veal, chicken, seafood and dishes are also available. The cannoli is like Nana used to make. (1-13-11) $-$$$

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