Agnijo Banerjee

That List of Chat-Up Lines that are Sure to Work Even Better over Messenger without your Ironic Tone of Voice being Evident In Full

1. Hun, are you Hugh Hunt? Because you wind my Great Court clock 2. Oh, so you’re a blue? Wanna buy me a Trinity Blue? 3. [Warning: NSFW] *Whispered into their ear*: I want you to do to me whatever they do to those eggs for breakfast 4. Be the Simon Warrener to my inbox 5. I could stare at you for longer than the TCSU hustings lasted 6. Are you one of the Catering department’s cheese straws? Cause you’re priceless… 7. Be the Stephen Toope to my Graham

Virgo 8. You may not have a safety net, but I’ll catch you 9. Yeah, I’ll divest – divest from hall by taking you out to dinner, lmAO! *dabs* 10. � And I~~~ would roll to Gir-ton

College/ And I~~~~ would roll back to Tit Hall/[Etc.]�

[Travisty’s legal team has taken every precaution to ensure that we will not be held accountable to what may happen if you use these.]