Hairy Ned’s Bread
There was a man called Pooley, He lived on Grenville Road well and truly. He rode selling bread, on his horse Hairy Ned, With wares he made loads of kabooley!
Sienna
The Salter Ham Machine
A goat was in trouble you know, As into the grinder he’d go. Ready to be salt, It wasn’t his fault, It was the Salter Ham machine, don’t you know!
There was an old man called Joe, Who called out with fsh ‘Oh No!’ , Hefoundit rather hard to talk, Sohe stabbed himself with a fork, Butluckily it landed in his toe!
Harry
Joe the Mouth
Jack LOST His Teddy
Once there was a boy called Jack, Who had a teddy he couldn’t get back. Heleftitin a food, Itgot stuck in the mud, Eventually the teddy got back to Jack.
Aaron
There was a man called Mr Cupcake,
Mr Cupcake
One thousand cakes he would bake. Made withsugar, butter, zest, His Wife really made them the best, He was so greedyheturned into a cake.
The Hock Salt Revolution
Madewithspecial secret Hock Salt, Therecipeiskept ina vault. WildHockbreadissuper famoustheysaid, Ifthesecretevercame out,
They’d revolt!
Zala
The Bakery Horse
Once there was Mr Baker, Who was a famous bread maker. He sold and lived on Embankment Road, His queues always overfowed, He was so excellent, And never a faker.
The Exploding Bakery
T h ere wasabaker called Joe,
Hehad a spoon named Flo. When a war bomb explodes, His bakery overfows, And everyone ate treats don’t you know!
Jaiden
Percy the pig was a thief, He gave the baker lots of grief.
By stealing a bake, A pig decorated cake, The baker shook his head in disbelief.
Rose
Pig Thief
The Pilot & the Onion
Cryingwhile fying he fewthrough the sky, The onionsfromMarshMillsgotinhis eyes.
Hecriedsomemore, Hetoreandtore,
Only those on the alotmentknew w hy .
Harrison