The Monkey Chronicles – Part 16
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April 25 2008
Living inside the mind of a crazy Monkey Duncan goes into Space April 6th 2008
A Toomuch publication 2008
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Well all, welcome back, It seems things have happened since the last issue and NASA have decided that space is probably a safer place for Duncan than here on Earth. So NASA have decided to send Duncan into space, well of course I have to go too, I have to look after my buddy. In case you have not heard, a lot of people have sent Duncan space items out of the kindness of their heart, Cee Cee sent him a Space Cheese Helmet, Cindy sent him a space pressurized negligee and Connie submitted some space shoes, whilst Marisol sent his a pressurized space pack, which he has filled with beer. Sadly no one has sent him and space pants, so his legs are going to be a little cold in outer space. We devised a fantastic plan, I will hide in his space cheese hat when he gets in the rocket they are going to send him into space in, that way I can go along and take care of him.
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Well soon the day came when Duncan was ready to go into space, NASA took him to the rocket with me hiding inside his space cheese hat. Duncan got on board and sat in the pilots chair, what a hit he was going to be, Duncan in space. Pretty soon they started the countdown, 10 – 9 – 8 – 7 – 6 – 5 -4 3- 2 – 1 – Blast off! Whoooooo we were on our way into space, the rocket zoomed upwards. All went really well until the first stage deployment when a voice came over a loudspeaker asking Duncan to press the stage 1 undocking button on the dashboard. Oh no, now we were in trouble, where was that button? Duncan decided this was time to open the space pack and get a beer out, in fact more than 1, he got several out. Duncan said back, where is the button I have to press, then they replied, it’s all in the trining manual we gave you to read, did you not read it?
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There was silence, for quite a long time, it turns out Duncan had sold the training manual at the pawn shop so he could buy his space beer. Oh My gosh, what were we going to do now? NASA was yelling at Duncan that this is time critical and he must separate the 1st stage right now, or we will crash. Duncan said we should just pick a button to push, we did not know which one, we really need some help. Which button should we push?
Primary Ignition
Thrust Seperators
Primary Seperators
Docking retro jets
Please help us or it’s the end of the Monkey Chronicles.