The Sentinella Axarquia February 12

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New Words For 2012 1) Salad Dodger - Excellent phrase for an overweight person.

pressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.

2) Swamp-Donkey - A deeply unattractive person.

11) Sinbad - Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

3) Testiculating - Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

12) aeroplane Blonde - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Great words to insult or amuse...

4) Blamestorming - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

13) aussie kiss - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

5) Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

14) Oh - No Second - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

6) assmosis - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

21) Tart Fuel Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

7) Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

22) Picasso Bum - A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks

8) Sitcoms - Single Income, Two Children, Op-

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