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Christmas Cracker Jokes :) It’s a cracker!!! What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy Clause! What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues! What did the sea Say to Santa? Nothing! It just waved! What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
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