The Sentinella Axarquia Edition April 2018

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Easter Jokes :) Easter one liners :) Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg? Because it was a little chicken. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. How are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply really fast. How do bunnies stay healthy? Eggercise What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A hare-net. Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

CAR BOOT SALE OLD & NEW

“BARGAINS GALORE”

NEXT SALE 8TH APRIL

Should the market be cancelled due to bad weather, it will be held the following Sunday

Restaurant El Pantano (On the A356 towards Colmenar, km 30 overlooking the lake)

9.30am - 1pm  The Restaurant offers their very  wide variety of TAPAS served with homemade chips, salad relish

Call: 619 471 301


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