Internet cat poems

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About 1,560,000 internet cat memes (0.75 seconds)



Internet cat memes from the first page of the search on google images, presented as poems in the order they appear.

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OH INTERNET OH INTERNET YOU UNDERSTAND ME WELCOME TO THE INTERNET on the internet, no one knows you’re a cat OH INTERNET YOU UNDERSTAND ME get of my computer mortal



WHY DON”Y YOU HAVE A SEAT WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A SEAT I THOUGHT I COULDN’T BE MORE DISSAPOINTED YOU PROVED ME WRONG KITTEN IS NOW FULLY CHARGED GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER GOOD



MEANWHILE... MEANWHILE... KEVIN STILL HAS NO INTERNET (3) PEOPLE UNFRIENDED YOU GOOD INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS Im in ur computer makin ur meme WALKS ACROSS LAP DOESNT STEP ON BALLS I WAS GOING TO CHAIN YOU TO A TABLE AND LET A LAZER SLOWLY KILL YOU MR BOND BUT I FEAR I MAY THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY



I CAN HAZ POP THURSDAY? I CAN HAZ POP THURSDAY HOLY CRAP! MY “GRANDMA FINDS THE INTERNET’ MEME GOT ON THE FRONT PAGE



Creation of the Internet MY TERMS ARE SIMPLE YOU PROMISE TO WORSHIP ME AND MEET ALL OF MY DEMANDS NOW SIGN HERE YOU’RE LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE HURTING PEOPLES EYES AND GIVING THEM CANCER NOT SURE IF... NO. DEFINITELY SURE I HATE YOU I WENT TO AN AQUARIUM ONCE IT WAS HORRIBLE ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED HUMAN I REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT OTHER CATS



IN THE EVENT THE CABIN LOSES PRESSURE IN THE EVENT THE CABIN LOSES PRESSURE, OXYGEN MASKS WILL DROP DOWN AND YOU CAN BAT THEM WITH YOUR PAWS STATIC ELECTRICITY “Yeah, really funny... rub me on the carpet and then put me in the shipping box... you will pay for this!” I CAN HAZ FILM FEST UNLESS LIFE ALSO GIVES YOU WATER AND SUGAR YOUR LEMONADE IS GONNA SUCK I CANT WAIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS TO BE OVER.



AND MEME CAT SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY Prepare to be sued IN INTERNET COURT WELCOME TO THE INTERNET I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR YOU TODAY TRASHCAT IS NOT AMUSED GOOGLED “KING OF THE INTERNET” WASN’T DISSAPOINTED WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT NITRIC OXIDE? NO



Internet? Internet? yes, this is cat. I AM YOUR FATHER Teknitian cat just voided your warranty Cat warming its butt on a floor vent. I TOLD A CHEMISTRY JOKE THERE WAS NO REACTION WHY ARE CATS SO POPULAR ON THE INTERNET do a smile cat we are take picture for meme hha yes i like meme cat no because i am grumpe cat haha cat born with birth defect that make it look angry instant internet sensation of 2012 Draw me like one of your French girls



INTERNET CAT SAYS WHERE IS MY DAILY CAT MEME Every cat owner on the internet is a liar, This is what we actually wake up to... SPACE CAT WELCOMES YOU I opened you once It was awful WHELP, THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR YOU TODAY



FRIENDSHIP IS OVERRATED (BREATHING INTENSIFIES) NEW BREED OF CAT like the old ones but better in every way The internet is full of tubes And those tubes are full of cats HEEELLLOOOO? IZ DIS INTERNETZ? finally the recognition Dis looks like bland, boring website. I shall upload all my pics here “We are high priest Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom! Print that, people!” because you never know



LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE INTERNET LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE INTERNET YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ATHEIST CAT SAYS WHERE’S YOUR DOG NOW I DIDN’T THINK I COULD FALL IN LOVE ON THE INTERNET TILL YOU, GRUMPY CAT... LOSER. CAT’S OUT OF THE BAG IN 3,2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I POOPED IN YOUR BED YOU GOT SUM CRACK? JUST ONE. KISS IT.



CISPA CAT CISPA CAT CARES NOT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PRIVACY Y U NO FEED ME FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU OK ME GUSTA HATERS GONNA HATE DEAL WITH IT



WELCOME TO THE INTERNET WELCOME TO THE INTERNET I HATE THIS JOB I’LL BE YOUR GUIDE LESBIANS EAT WHAT?? I HATE CAT MEMES ... JUST ORDERING A WHOLE ‘NOTHER BALL OF YARN I HATE YOU oh...ok.., OWNER SAID MEOW HE UNDERSTNDS MY LANGUAGE DO THE HARLEM SHAKE NO!



WHAT IF HUMANS HAVE THEIR OWN INTERNET WHAT IF HUMANS HAVE THEIR OWN INTERNET AND IT’S FULL OF PICTURES OF US When your mom calls you to eat but the food isn’t ready yet EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN I’VE SEEN THINGS ON THE INTERNET THAT I CAN NEVER UNSEE THE INTERNET WORKS AGAIN, YIP-EEEEEE I HOPE YOU GET DISTRACTED AND FAIL SCHOOL Limecat is not pleased. ..and he does not like people who link to his picture, so don’t. You’ve been warned



Taylor swift My favourite internet meme to send to people is the really fat cat (heavy breathing) DISGRUNTLED SURLY PETULANT CANTANKEROUS GRUFF SULKY QUERULOUS PEEVISH TRUCULENT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE’RE GETTING A DOG FUCK



THESIS? WHAT’S ON THE INTERNET... NO GET THE TREATS OR ILL PULL THE PLUG I TRIED TO SITS I DIDN’T FITS OMG. I HAVE BEEN OFFENDED AND ON THEINTERNETS OF ALL PLACES. TECH SUPPORT CAT IS COMINGTO THE RESCUE WELL HUMAN... ... WHAT DID WE LEARN?



MONDAYS If you wake in an acid-green vortex of time and space chances are it’s monday DELETE YOUR INTERNET HISTORY OR LOOK AT NORMAL PORN WIERDO MEANWHILE... KEVIN STILL HAS NO INTERNET LIBERTARIAN CAT SEZ I tried being a statist once... OFFICER I SWEAR SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18 COME HOME FEED ME WELCOME TO THE INTERNET



WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE COMES IN WHEN YOUR ROOMMATE COMES IN AND YOU JUST WATCHING NETFLIX I’D TELL YOU A CHEMISTRY JOKE BUT ALL THE GOOD ONES ARGON. I DONT ALWAYS MEOW AS LOUD AS I CAN BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S AT 4AM AND FOR NO REASON AT ALL Well, this is as close to the beach as I’m gonna get TU MADRE NO PAGA EL INTERNET PARA QUE HAGAS ESTO WE CANT STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY



HELP ME HELP ME OBI WAN NO INTERNET IS DOWN THAT’S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY UGGH! INTERNETZ GOT SO BORING! HANGOVER CAT REHYDRATES THANK U 4 CALLING TECHNICALZ SUPPORT: DIS CAT HOW CAN I HELPS? I MUST GO. MY PLANET NEEDS ME MEOW MONEY MEOW PROBLEMZ



OH YOU CAN LAUGH OH YOU CAN LAUGH But we both know what YOU look like without pants Now Kiss it. Nyan Cat Keyboard Cat Accused images from defendants video game VOODOO IT GETS SHIT DONE SO BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE THINKS I’M A BOY EVERYONE THINKS I’M PHOTOSHOPPED. USES INTERNET EXPLORER IRONICALLY ARE YOU FOR REAL



OH MY GOD OH MY GOD... A NEW CAT VIDEO CATDOG 3D PRINTED REAL LIME CAT THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN I SHOULD TRY MEMES WITH MY CLASS THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM if i hads middle fingers you’d be seein’ it. RED DOT DISSAPEARS, HUMANS LAUGH THERE MUST BE A CONNECTION Hey little buddies, I have a song for you and it goes like this Hickory, dickory, dock NOT SURE IF JOKE NOT FUNNY OR I’M JUST DUMB



CLICK FOR MORE STAR WARS PICS CLICK FOR MORE STAR WARS PICS Look, I’m a hooman. Get off da ounter, don’t eat mai fud, dur dur dur dur UNGRATEFUL HUMAN IT WAS A GIFT I AM DONE EXPLAINING THE INTERNET TO YOU “AND THEN I SAID TO HIM, YEAH WELL AT LEAST MY HEAD ISNT YODA SHAPED’



HURRY UP HURRY UP I REALLY HAVE TO GO Human, I’ve been waiting for you YOU KNOW SAY NOTHING THEY’LL BLAME THE DOG I SHOULD START AN INTERNET COMPANY Be the change you want to see in the world... pussy



MY PRECIOUS THIS GRASS I’D LIKE TO BURY YOU UNDER IT IN SOVIET RUSSIA CATS SURF THE INTERNET FOR PICTURES OF YOU I KNOW YOU SLEPT WELL I STAYED UP TO WATCH YOU ALL NIGHT “DAD, SOMEONE HAS BEEN UPLOADING FAKE CAT VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET I HAZ 2 MANY FEELS RIGHT NOW I CAN HAS POLAND I IZ ON INTERNETZ IT PUTS THE CAT ON THE INTERNETS OR ELSE IT GETS NO VOTES AGAIN



I CAN ORDER FOOD ONLINE I CAN ORDER FOOD ONLINE I DON’T NEED HUMANS ANYMORE OH YOU ORDERED SOME PIZZA THAT’S FUNNY I ORDERED SOME SITS WHY ARE YOU ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT OTHER CATS U SED IT WOZ PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME ‘SIGH’ BUT IZ MAWT I DON’T ALWAYS 3D PRINTED DAD, HEY DAD. DAD DAD HEY DAD I SHOULD BUY A BOAT INTERNET BROKE GOOGLE IT



IT’S DANGEROUS IT’S DANGEROUS TO EVER GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. THE INTERNET NEVER STOPS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH Im in ur room steeln ur drive INTERNET MEMES they well last forever. annoying the crap out of you. UPVOTE MONEY HUELL AND IN THREE DAYS YOU CAN BECOME RICH SEND ME YOUR FAVOURITE GAMING MEMESAND SMALL TALK “THE MOST AWESOME IMAGES ON INTERNET” EXPERIENCE



IT ARE FACT IT ARE FACT I know it because I editied the Wikipedia article NEW RULE! ALL CHAT CONTENT MUST OCCUR IN CAT MEME CAPTION I ATE THE GRUMPY CAT If by cat personyou mean i like to sleep at day, hate most people& thriveon the internet, then yes, I;m a cat person this is my opinion of ur opinion



OH HA! JUST MONETIZIN’ MAH BLOGZ I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WOULD BE WITHOUT LIFE ALERT ON THE FLOOR MY GIRLFIREND DUMPED ME AND OVER THE INTERNET I SHOULD DESTROY THE INTERNET TODAY TO THE INTERNET! u haz internetz? I WISH MY FELLOW CATS DID NOT FEEL SUCH PRESSURE TO AFFECT A DEMEANING CONSTUCTED VERNACULAR IN ORDER TO BE SOCIALLY ACCEPTED ON THE INTERNET



I STILL CANT SEE US EVER BEING FRIENDS YOU USE CATS FOR IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS You seriously cant be THAT STUPID SILENCE HUMANS I CONTROL THE SPICE I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE INTERVENTION WE NEED YOU TO STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERNET NOW WHAT IF CATS HAVE THEIR OWN INTERNET AND IT’S FULL OF PICTURES OF US Ho ho ho CATS ON THE INTERNET MY CAT Y U NO CUTE NYAN IN PEACE FACEBOOK PIC



INTERNETZ LEADING THE PEOPLE INTERESTING WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ALL THESE OR NO INTERNET FOR 2 MONTHS NOW IT’S BLUE AND UGLY ME CAN HAZ CHEZBURGERS! WARM BLOODED STEALS HEATING LAMP RAISING THE INTERNET AT IWO JIMA STILL HERE NOPE. NO. WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT ELEMENT 116? UUH... I’M IN YOUR PC STEALING YOUR INTERNETZ



I AM SOOOOOOOO I AM SOOOOOOOO BLOGGING ABOUT THIS SLOW INTERNETS MAY HAZ CAT STUCK INTER-TUBES. THIS IS WHAT MY LAST NERVE LOOKS LIKE! I ARE TINY KITTEN i will tell you about memes ERMAHGERD THE INTERNETZ READY TO HEER YOUR CASE IN SOVIET RUSSIA WEB GETS POSTED ON THE CAT



TASTES LIKE CHICKEN TASTES LIKE CHICKEN YOU ATE THE WHOLE THING WITHOUT GIVING ME A TITBIT Ma, the Meatloaf YOU NEVER YELL WHEN THE CAT DOES IT When ur family adds you on social media INVISIBLE BIKE USE YOUR STOMACH AS A PILLOW THE INTERNET is a lot like aincient egypt, people writing on walls and worshipping cats. GRUMPY CAT LET ME SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EL INTERNET NOOO..... better grab my dumbell it’s really stupid out here today



CAT SHAMING She wrote back ‘Hello’ WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED I BELIEVE IN YOU MAYAN CRASH NAPPING I don’t want to meme on this cat anymore LOL I LIKED CATS BEFORE THE INTERNET EXISTED research cat says Wikipedia not acceptable source I hate everyone Oh, thats precious FOR NO REASON HERE’S AN IMAGE OF CATS AND BACON POSTED A GRUMPY CAT MEME GIVE ME KARMA WHAT IF AINCIENT EGYPTIANS DIDN’T ACTUALLY WORSHIP CATS AND THEY WERE JUST JOKING ABOUT IT LIKE WE DO ON THE INTERNET





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