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STUDENT LIFE 11 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT . . .

PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE IT’S OFFICIAL—AS OF SEPTEMBER 8, PUMPKIN IS ON THE BRAIN. THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S PSL SEASON. BEFORE YOU HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST STARBUCKS OR LOCAL PUMPKIN SYRUP-PUMPING STATION, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THESE FUN FACTS.

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THE PSL IS AVAILABLE AT STARBUCKS WORLDWIDE This fall, Starbucks’ pumpkin spice latte is available in about 50 countries around the world, including Thailand, Romania and Qatar.

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STARBUCKS SELLS MORE OF THEM THAN YOU THINK On average, Starbucks sells about 20 million PSLs a year.

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IT TRULY IS ‘SPICY’ The spices found in the Torani syrup used in the PSL include cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves.

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IT DOESN’T HAVE A LOT OF CAFFEINE Need a buzz? Then you should probably order Starbucks’ Clover brewed coffee, which contains about twice as much caffeine as the 150 mg you’ll find in the pumpkin spice latte.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THERE WILL BE REAL PUMPKIN INCLUDED

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Over the summer, Starbucks announced that its pumpkin spice-flavored beverages will now contain real pumpkin instead of caramel coloring. Should this be as exciting as it is?

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THE PSL ALMOST NEVER EXISTED Over 10 years ago, Starbucks’ team of geniuses sidelined pumpkin spice in favor of other flavors. Luckily, they realized the flavor’s potential a few years later and created what is now the pumpkin craze that sweeps the world every September. Whew! That was a close one.

YOU AND THE PSL CAN BE FRIENDS Virtual friends, that is. Follow @TheRealPSL on both Twitter and Instagram for the latest updates and some pretty damn cute pics.

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IT STARTED QUITE THE TREND Starbucks isn’t the only company in the business obsessing over this favorite fall flavor. Other popular brands that have adapted the pumpkin spice flavor include pumpkin pie spice Pringles Potato Chips, Cedar’s pumpkin spice hummus, Pepperidge Farm pumpkin cheesecake cookies, Jet-Puffed pumpkin spiced mallows, Thomas’ pumpkin spiced English muffins, pumpkin spice latte M&Ms and Pinnacle pumpkin spiced vodka.

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IT’LL CUT INTO YOUR DAILY CALORIES A grande-sized PSL has about 380 calories, thanks to its 2 percent milk and whip cream. We don’t even want to know how many calories are in a venti.

THE TWITTERSPHERE LOVES PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES Since August 2012, there have been over 29,000 tweets using the hashtag #pumpkinspice.

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SO DO YOUR FAVORITE CELEBS The rich and famous even submit to the spice. Celebrity PSL lovers include Pete Wentz, Taylor Swift, Pixie Lott, Brittany Snow, Kristin Cavallari and Katy Perry.

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1. Y ou can figure out what you want to do If you’re not sure what path you want to take in life, community college is the perfect option. You’ll have two years (or more) to explore a variety of classes that are way cheaper than their university counterparts.

Don’t think attending community college means you’re a failure. You’re saving money and not wasting time taking unnecessary classes at an expensive university.

2. Y ou can avoid the “car-to-class” syndrome Due to the seemingly short-term commitment of these colleges, many students attend their classes and immediately return to their car to retreat back home in between classes.

Stick around to eat or ask someone in your class to study and make the most of your time.

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3. You can get involved Community college students might be surprised by how many clubs and leadership opportunities there are on campus. Student government, honors societies, community service clubs and more offer students a more memorable and fulfilling experience.

Plus being involved can help your chances when applying for a fouryear college.

4. Y ou can get to know your professors Just because you aren’t planning on staying very long doesn’t mean you shouldn’t form relationships. Smaller class sizes mean professors can invest more time getting to know you.

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5. T he imaginary peer doesn’t exist PVCC’s Ho also explained that when entering college, students create this imaginary peer that they can never compete with. This figment of our imaginations is always the smarter, better looking and more successful classmate that students use to explain their lack of confidence. “There is no imaginary peer as long as you can quiet that voice…struggling in school is part of the process,” he says.

6. C ommunity College is not just for drop-outs and those with low GPAs Community college is for any student: low GPA or high GPA, wealthy or not, one who has their whole future planned out and those who need guidance. Just about anyone looking to join a community and get an education can find what they need at a community college.

7. S ome of them have specialty programs Community colleges aren’t just for getting your associate degree. Some of them have specialty programs you can’t get at a large university such as fashion design and hospitality.

8. Y ou can use them for extra credits Just because you’ve moved on to a bigger school doesn’t mean community colleges aren’t useful anymore.

If you find yourself missing a credit or two right before graduation, you can register for an easy supplementary course at community college.

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y now you should be all moved in and getting settled into your new abode. Even if you haven’t quite finished unpacking, you might have some items lying around from moving or just some extra stuff you’re not sure what to do with. We’ve decided to put those items to use! Check out the following ways of repurposing items for utility!

MILK CRATE NIGHTSTAND This one is an oldie, but a goodie.

Milk crates make excellent moving boxes because they are sturdy, stackable and breathe. Simply turn this crate open-side out, place next to your bed and place your lamp and phone charger on top. Bonus points if your milk crates are wooden and look ~shabby chic~. *Courtesy craftybutt.blogspot.com

TP ROLL ORGANIZER BOX Yep, even toilet paper leftovers can be repurposed. All those cords and chargers you have fit perfectly in the rolls and will even travel well for your weekend trip home. Ladies, you can even cut the rolls in half so they are shorter and use them to organize jewelry! *Courtesy instructables.com

CLOTHES HANGER ROOM DIVIDER Okay, this one is a little excessive because we don’t know who has that many extra clothes hangers hanging around, but we had to show you how cool this looks. The hangers are simply stacked with both ends overlapping and glued together. *Courtesy designboom.com

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eauty bloggers and Instagrammers might drive your desire to buy, buy, buy new beauty products, but if you’re anything like us, your bank account has other ideas. If you’re torn between eating and primping, there’s no need to splurge on a single-purpose product. These makeup items do double duty so you can be a bargain beauty (but still look like a million bucks.)

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DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CATCH THESE 10 EVENTS OR YOU’LL BE FEELING SOME SERIOUS F.O.M.O.

Can you think of a better way to end the summer than eating tons of spicy food? At Scottsdale Spice, chefs are invited to showcase their dishes, ranging in three different levels: mild, medium and hot. Stop by to try some of the Valley’s hottest restaurants, including Brat Haus, Hula’s Modern Tiki and Honey Bear’s. How much heat can you handle?

The Venue Scottsdale, 7117 E. Third Avenue, Scottsdale, 480.355.2708, scottsdalespice. org, Saturday, September 12, 6 p.m., $55

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Join this self-guided tour through Downtown Phoenix’s best restaurants and watering holes to experience their amazing craft beers.

Establishments will provide samples between $1-$2 along with snacks. The first 300 participants who start their trek at the Sheraton Hotel get a free Urban Ale Trail growler.

Downtown Phoenix, 320 N. Third Street, Phoenix, 602.495.1500, Saturday, September 12, 1 p.m., $1-$2 per beer sample

AN EVENING WITH DAVE MATTHEWS BAND The classic Dave Matthews Band kicked off it’s North American tour in Texas and hits Phoenix on Sunday, September 13. The Charlottesville, Virginia band has sold more than 30 million albums and its live performances are always unique since it changes its set list at every new venue and often improvises new versions of its songs.

Ak-Chin Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Avenue, Phoenix, 602.254.7200, ak-chinpavilion. com, Sunday, September 13, 7 p.m., $59-$90

MAD DECENT BLOCK PARTY The biggest block party in the nation won’t be passing by the Arizona crowd. On September 18, you can dance alongside thousands of other partiers to music from several popular DJs, including Dillion Francis, Major Lazer, Oliver Heldens and Yellow Claw.

Rawhide, 5700 W. North Loop Road, Chandler, maddecentblockparty.com, Friday, September 18, 5:30 p.m., $53

OKTOBERFEST AT BRAT HAUS Celebrate the Bavarian festival early with Scottsdale’s Brat Haus! For one day only, you can partake in a meaty feast, polka music, bad ass beard contest, and of course, glorious craft beer. Anyone dressed in lederhosen or dirndl gets free admission.

Brat Haus, 3622 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, 480.947.4006, brathausaz.com, Saturday, September 19, 11 a.m., $8 adv, $10 doe

DANA CARVEY It’s a night of radical comedy with Dana Carvey. The Emmy Award-winning comedian, most famous for his role in “Wayne’s World” opposite Mike Myers and his performances on “Saturday Night Live,” is bringing his latest stand-up comedy to Arizona.

Wild Horse Pass, 5040 Wild Horse Pass Boulevard, Chandler, 800.946.4452, winggilariver.com, Saturday, September 19, 7 p.m., $48-$138

LEWIS BLACK The ferocious and poignant comedian is bringing his shouted witticisms to the Phoenix crowd. Lewis Black has built his career on getting angry about modern culture and politics, gaining fame with his stand-up shows on Comedy Central and HBO with special

appearances on “The Daily Show.”

Comerica Theatre, 400 W. Washington Street, Phoenix, 602.379.2800, comericatheatre. com, Saturday, September 19, 8 p.m., $50-$95

CHROMEO Head to Arizona’s Livewire to hear the funky sounds of Chromeo. The Canadian electro-funk sensation, made up of Dave 1 and P-Thugg, is touring their latest hits through the United States and are dropping by the Valley.

Livewire, 7320 E. Indian Plaza, Scottsdale, 480.970.6980, livewireaz.com, Saturday, September 19, 8 p.m., $25

GARLIC FESTIVAL While we wouldn’t recommend this as a date, we do think you should definitely head out to Queen Creek and celebrate everything garlic.

Featuring tastings, cooking demonstrations, food trucks and more, this festival will also have a wine and beer garden to quench your thirst.

Queen Creek Olive Mill, 25062 S. Meridian Road, Queen Creek, 480.888.9290, queencreekolivemill.com, Saturday, September 19 through Sunday, September 20, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., free

NICK JONAS Teen heartthrob, Nick Jonas, is making his way to Tempe. Once a member of the massively successful Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas broke into a solo career with last year’s hit, “Jealous,” and is taking his handsome self on tour with the rest of his big singles.

Marquee Theatre, 730 N. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.829.0607, luckymanonline.com, Sunday, September 20, 6 p.m., $30-$40

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“What does love mean to you?”

“Love is my Australian Shepherd puppy. He is four months old. He is totally adorable and he has no idea how horrible life is and I love that. I think love is, I don’t know.

Love is incorruptible. It’s something you are passionate for. It motivates you. Love is not a feeling. I think it’s a strong force that motivates you and it either pushes you one way or another in life.”

– ISABELLA ROMAN, JUNIOR, ASU

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“I don’t know. Love is like a feeling you have toward somebody. It’s just a feeling you have, caring and loving them basically.

It is not a physical thing to be explained.

It’s something inside your heart. You don’t see it, but you feel it. You know, it’s really hard to answer.”

– ALEX MACLON, FRESHMAN, ASU

“You really like someone deep in your heart. You can’t live without it. It depends on what you love, a person or something.

It’s more inside you than outside. It’s something you don’t go find. It finds you.”

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What does education mean to you?

Education means a lot. I mean, not everyone is open to education throughout the world. I think it is really important [that] we take every opportunity when are handed [them]. In America, we are handed a lot of opportunities and a lot of people don’t realize that you can better your life situation from people around you through taking every opportunity you can, working hard and studying.

What does education mean to you?

Well, I’m a PhD student, so I love education...It means I can envision a positive future. It was my way out of poverty, [and the] economic and social situation [in] which I was born. I was born [to] a single mother in poverty… in a community that didn’t have a model for education beyond high school. Education has been a source of empowerment and achieving personal and financial autonomy.

Why did you want to go to college?

I wanted to come to school because [of] the way I was brought up. My family always pushes for us to strive to be the best we can be. There are so many opportunities [to be] educated throughout the world.

What do you appreciate about your education?

All the experiences that school has brought me, like finding all the things that I otherwise [would have] no idea about. For my Chinese major, I’m learning a whole different culture...Education just opens your eyes to different things [that] you otherwise wouldn’t think about or even know you don’t know. So I like the fact that you can learn things that you don’t know [that] you don’t know about.

Why did you want to go to college?

I love learning and I knew that [was] a way out for me. You know, I’m not an athlete or a musician, so I knew if I stuck to books and pursued my education.

I could maybe, possibly have a life that I want to live.

What do you appreciate about your education?

It has given me a sense of understanding [of] myself and the world around me differently. I wouldn’t be the person I am if it wasn’t for education. It has allowed me to understand the society and myself, my role in society, how I [am] perceived [by] society and how I perceive others.

That’s crucial for my field of study. It’s been empowering.

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inside a single orifice all night, that means the appearance is a new low for me and my career. So I had to make up for it.

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1. Some of the artists put their drawings and paintings on display to purchase. 2. A group of tattoo artists work on live art fusion, where music is played and they quickly paint their canvases using whatever inspiration strikes them. 3. When Nadine Meredith, also known as “Boomie Bones” was asked why she was getting a UFO tattoo, she said, “Because space is the place, man!” 4. Sarah Helton sat for her rose tattoo because “the artists wanted to add more to my other tattoo so I thought, ‘When better than now?’” 5. As she got inked with a tattoo of paint splashes and a paint brush, elementary school art teacher Lauren DeVries explained that she saw her tattoo artist from her hometown and had to have him tattoo her while he was in Phoenix. 6. When Brian Tucker was asked why he was getting a tattoo of an alternate reality, he answered, “Because I live in my own world.” 7. Jeremy Graham explained the significance of the Buddha on his back: “I hate religion but Buddhism isn’t a religion.

It’s a way of thinking.” 8. Emma Abeare got a lacy design because of its feminine nature.

9. “I am getting this tattoo because it just looks awesome,” said Austin Adams of his sea monster ink. 10. James Norris sat through the pain of his dragon tattoo because it is a well-known symbol of strength.

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e’re always looking for the best deals and also really love themed food and drinks. So we thought we would take a look around the Valley and find the best food and drink specials for every day of the week. You can feast on delicious food and drinks and still have enough money left over for a not-sober Uber ride home.

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S’mores and Wine Salut Kitchen Bar is able to bring an atmosphere of sophistication and charm, despite the fact that they are minutes away from the Tempe campus. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t like to play with their food! Every Monday, you can enjoy a bottle of wine and construct your very own s’mores, complete with graham crackers, marshmallows, Hershey’s chocolate and a fire pit for $20. What a sweet deal.

Salut Kitchen Bar, 1435 E. University Drive, Tempe, 480.625.3600, salutkitchenbar.com

Taco Tuesday Every Tuesday is an all-day fiesta at Ticoz Latin Kitchen in Phoenix. The tacos are two bucks a pop with choices of Dos Equis-battered tilapia, carne asada, tinga chicken, pork adovada or veggie. You can also get half-off Dos Equis and sangrias or $2 off margaritas.

At those prices, you can go into an ultimate taco coma on-thecheap.

Ticoz Latin Kitchen, 5114 N. Seventh Street, Phoenix, 602.200.0160, ticozaz.com

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Kegger Wednesdays Located down the street from the Downtown campus, the new FEZ location is bringing the party seven days a week but we get especially excited to celebrate hump day with their Kegger Wednesdays. Grab $4 draft beers, $6 chicken fingers and a fry basket. The restaurant is open until midnight on the weekdays and is easily accessible along the light rail.

Take a seat on their urban patio and quench your thirst.

FEZ, 105 W. Portland Street, Phoenix, 602.287.8700, fezoncentral.com

#ThrowbackThursdays DeSoto Central Market is another establishment along the light rail that’s offering up some boozy deals. Every third Thursday of the month, they transform the bar into a 1930s speakeasy. Start the night off with a free swing dance lesson, grab an old fashioned and refuel with delicious eats. You are encouraged to come dressed for the occasion and sip on classic cocktails. Don’t forget to follow them on Twitter to get the password for “nearly 1930s pricing” drinks!

DeSoto Central Market, 915 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, desotocentralmarket.com

Food Truck Fridays Every Friday from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., local food trucks line the parking lot of the Phoenix Public Market to bring you a variety of food like you’ve never seen. Grab some fry bread, jambalaya, pies or hot dogs from these mobile kitchens. The food is reasonably-priced and you’ll never have to wait long for a quality meal. The best part? You can go back for seconds, thirds, fourths…

Phoenix Public Market, 721 N. Central Avenue, Phoenix, phxstreetfood.org

Weekend Hangover Zipps Sports Grill knows there is no better cure for a hangover than more alcohol, sports and a hefty meal. On Saturdays (and Sundays), they have a special weekend menu from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. with $7 specialty burgers and $10 whole pizzas. Wash it all down with $4.50 Bloody Mary’s and screwdrivers, $5 mimosas and much more.

Zipps Sports Grill, 690 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe, 480.404.7255, zippssportsgrills.com

Community Night After a long weekend the last thing you want to do is cook dinner. Don’t worry—the Phoenix Public Market has got you covered. At their community night on Sunday (and Mondays), you can get a hearty three-course dinner for $12.99 starting at 5 p.m. If you have it in you after the weekend, they have happy hour with specialty cocktails and craft beer. Not to mention, they also accept Sun Dollars and students can get a discount with a student ID. Phoenix Public Market Cafe, 14 E. Pierce Street, Phoenix, 602.253.2700, phxpublicmarket.com

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PEER PROFESSIONAL: JENNIFER HUDYE HOW THE ASU SENIOR MANAGES TO DO WELL IN SCHOOL WHILE ALSO HAVING FUN...OH, AND RUN HER OWN BUSINESS BREANNE DEMORE • COLLEGE TIMES TIM SEALY

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hen asked at 9:30 a.m. how her morning was going, Jennifer Hudye responded with an enthusiastic, “It’s going amazing. It’s going so good. I got in an awesome workout and then I taught a fitness class and now I’m launching a program and then I’m going to do a little homework before class at 12.”

Typical morning for a college senior, right? Yeah, we’re laughing, too.

After growing up in Saskatchewan, Canada, the 22-year-old decided to go to ASU for the warm weather and the W.P. Carey School of Business to major in business management with a focus in entrepreneurship. Describing herself as “very goal-oriented and focused,” Hudye had set a goal for herself years ago to start a business in college and then run it as a sustaining, fulltime business by the time she graduates from college. Her graduation date in December was a kick in the butt to get started.

“Like most businesses, it started off with a personal experience,” says Hudye. “I’ve

always been into fitness. I’ve been a group fitness instructor for five years and I’ve always been passionate about my own fitness and helping other people with fitness, but I’ve always struggled, especially the first two years of college, with really achieving those physical results that I wanted.”

Hudye tried every program out there, diets, energy and weight-loss pills, organic fruit from Africa, etc. If the program worked, it was only temporary and she was getting discouraged.

In the summer of 2013, Hudye was beyond frustrated— tired of not seeing the results she wanted, she was also sick of not being happy with herself, physically and mentally. So she set out to compete in body building. She dedicated all of her time to eating cleaning and exercising and got “ripped,” but didn’t set a goal for how she wanted to feel. She had achieved her physical goal, but her life was completely lopsided to get there.

Deciding that she needed to find balance, she sought out a coach who would help her.

“I hired on a few different

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becoming their best selves, not just having their best body.

Now her business, LifeBalance Coach, has evolved into more than just one program, it’s a lifestyle.

“I create holistic, online programs for women to help them achieve a life of balance and happiness and to teach them how to set goals and then create programs to help them achieve those goals,” she says.

It seems impossible for Hudye to do it all—teach fitness classes, stay on top of schoolwork, run a business and take the time to be a typical 22-year-old and hang out with friends.

So how is she able to balance it all?

“I feel I’m able to do it all because I’m super clear of my ‘why.’ My ‘why’ is that I want to help young women so freaking bad to create the best version of themselves and their life. It makes it so easy for me to push myself and go for it because it’s working toward a much bigger purpose than myself.”

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coaches that told me they could help me with it and they just gave me cookie-cutter plans that I didn’t feel aligned with the lifestyle that I had.”

Hudye then attended a personal development and marketing conference and it was there that she had an epiphany.

“I [realized that I have] all the knowledge in order to create my own program for myself, so why don’t I start doing that? So I created a program for myself initially and started seeing awesome results. Then I had different women coming to me and saying, ‘What are you doing and can you start coaching me?’”

The more people she helped, the more she wanted to help.

She started working on her first program, The Strong Mind, Sexy Body Blueprint. Unlike other programs of its type, this one focuses on four aspects of one’s life: nutrition, exercise, wellbeing and mindset. From this, her business organically formed.

The main core of Hudye’s business is that her programs aren’t just about the physical results. Participants make mental and emotional goals as well, so that they work toward

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or some of us, fall means boots, pumpkin spiced lattes, cooler weather . . . and football? Whether you’re a fan or not, football season is upon us and isn’t going away until the Super Bowl in February. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, so we put together a list of the top eight football movies to get non-fans excited.

“Remember the Titans” (2000) This classic film is about perseverance over racism as Denzel Washington’s character works to reconcile the newly integrated high school football team while fighting a prejudiced education system.

“The Longest Yard” (2005/1974) It’s two versions of the same underdog tale. “The Longest Yard” is about a group of inmates challenged with beating their abusive prison wardens in a game of football. Lots of raunchy comedy ensues.

“Jerry Maguire” (1996) Full of cheesy, romantic drama and pre-insanity Tom Cruise, “Jerry Maguire” is in a very special era of the ‘90s. In this film, Cruise plays a washed up sports agent struggling with his eccentric client while building a meaningful relationship with a single mom.

“Leatherheads” (2008) Set before the professional sport was taken seriously, this film combines humor and romance as George Clooney and John Krasinski compete for the attention of an attractive journalist.

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“The Game Plan” (2007) Dwayne Johnson stars as a hot-headed quarterback who gets a surprise visit from the daughter he never met. Over time, he has to learn the importance of family and teamwork. Sure, it’s corny but it’s okay to indulge sometimes.

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“Friday Night Lights” (2004)

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Telling the inspiration story of the team from the poor, footballobsesed town of Odessa, Texas, this movie is gritty but will completely inspire you to love the game (or at least watch the undeniable TV show of the same name).

“The Last Boyscout” (1991) It’s ‘90s action at its best when Bruce Willis, as expected, plays the tough PI beside Damon Wayan’s bombastic football star. It’s the classic buddy cop formula found in movies like “Lethal Weapon” and “Rush Hour,” but with sports!

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BEAT L.A.! The D-backs take on the Dodgers at this Friday night game. It’s true that Arizona teams have a rivalry of sorts with pretty much all L.A. teams, but this one particularly so ever since the Dodgers peed in our pool. Come for the game and stay for the post-game fireworks.

Chase Field, 401 E. Jefferson Street, Phoenix, 480.339.5000, azchasefield.com, Friday, September 11, 6:40 p.m., $15$130

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COLOR YOUR SOLE 5K The ever-popular color run is back and fast approaching!

This 5K is fun for all ages and fitness levels. Participants will be splashed with color as they walk, jog or run the route.

Come out to the Third Annual Color Your Sole 5K and snap some colorful photos with your friends and family.

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ARIZONA CARDINALS VS. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS Quarterbacks Drew Stanton and Drew Brees will be going head-to-head on Tuesday at the Cardinals’ first home game of the regular season. The two Drews will lead their teams in hopes of starting off the year strong. Only time will tell if the Cardinals can hold up to the expectations set after their remarkable last season.

University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, Glendale, 623.433.7101, universityofphoenixstadium. com, Tuesday, September 13, 1:05 p.m., $75-$580

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or most of us, eating healthy consists of trying to include fruits, veggies and protein into our daily diets. However, for college athletes, their food becomes fuel to get the job done—and they typically need A LOT of the best fuel possible.

Check out what Nicholas Gushue, a 6-foot, 4-inch and 210-pound freshman defender on the ASU ice hockey team, eats on a typical day.

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ENTERTAINMENT MUSICAL STUDIES

TO GET THROUGH HOMEWORK, ALL YOU NEED IS A BEAT MIGUEL OTÁROLA • COLLEGE TIMES

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s the school year starts to gain momentum, the quantity of homework begins to pile up. It’s a sure bet that there will be a lot of reading, writing and math assignments, and unfortunately, that work needs to get finished.

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When it comes to doing great work in college, creating an atmosphere where you can think critically is very important. There are certain types of music that can help put you in that space.

Connor Descheemaker, 22, who recently graduated from ASU and studied urban and metropolitan studies, says a lot of his assignments required compiling data or ideas. For him, long pieces that have “momentum and ebb and flow” helped keep his thinking from becoming stagnant.

“If it has movements, it evolves with where my energy is,” he says.

When his work sessions pushed from the evening into the early morning, morphless, instrumental pieces help fill the white space. Artists like Stars of the Lid, Nicolas Jaar or the always-referenced Mozart are great ambient motivators.

When doing work that takes a lot of mental effort, the song can’t be a distraction, says Sydney Files, a dietetics senior at ASU. “Sometimes singing along to music is very distracting,” Files says. “I can’t really know the song, or else I won’t be focused.”

Files usually finds a random playlist on services like Songza or 8Tracks. It is this music that helps her with assignments for her nutrition classes, which consist of creating comprehensive diet plans.

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Say you’ve got 40 problems you need to solve for your calculus class tonight. Maybe you’ve pushed back that one English paper and all of a sudden it’s due tomorrow morning. For situations like this, music with a driving beat can propel you to get your work done.

When Files has to do equations or reactions for her organic chemistry classes, the work can get a bit repetitive.

She finds that EDM or techno music can get her in the right mood to do those problems. “[I listen to] something that really gets me to do organic chemistry, because it’s not that fun,” she says.

These instrumental dance tracks can provide the necessary boost to get past mundane assignments or practice problems.

They can also liven up your study session, says Danika Worthington, 21, a journalism senior at ASU. “I’m also a firm believer of dance breaks,” she explains. “I’ll be working and if it’s too much and that song comes on, I say, ‘Hold up. Peace out. I need to dance really quickly.’”

While the official verdict is still out on the effectiveness of listening to music while doing homework, it’s certainly true that many students find it to helpful and motivating after finding the right genre to fit the work.

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uthority Zero’s 20th anniversary has been bittersweet.

This year the band, which melds punk, ska and reggae, embraced its two-decade career with a sold-out show at Club Red. But a gig in San Antonio earlier this summer didn’t bode so well. The Mesa-based act’s van and trailer with production equipment, amps, guitars, drums, mics, merchandise, backdrop and computers were stolen. The vehicle was later recovered, but the goods were long gone.

“We felt violated,” says singer Jason DeVore via telephone in between East Coast tour stops.

“It was kind of a hit, but we’re getting through it.”

The healing process has been bolstered by a Go Fund Me crowdfunding page that is seeking $30,000 in donations.

As of September 3, 430 donors gave $19,668 to Authority Zero to help defray the costs of replacing its equipment.

“People have been super responsive and overly gracious,” DeVore says. “We’ve had donations from all over the world, including Prague. We’re extremely humbled.”

DeVore peppers his conversation with the word “humbled.” He’s honored that Authority Zero is still around.

The band made its mark on the national scene in 2001, when it signed to Atlantic Records subsidiary Lava Records. Its first album, A Passage in Time, sold more than 250,000 copies worldwide.

Major labels didn’t suit Authority Zero, though. It went indie with the collection 12:34, which was released by Big Panda in 2007. Recordings

followed on Suburban Noize Records and Hardline Entertainment.

“When we actually got our record deal in 2001, that was a pretty high point for us,” DeVore contends. “It slingshot us into the major touring circuit where we’re still at today. It is taking us all over the world.

With the old-school days, there was an innocence to it.”

The vocalist says Authority Zero has achieved what it has by maintaining a positive attitude and continually improving.

“You do realize the accomplishments you have,” he says. “You embrace those and keep on trying to grow as a band and musician. It’s in my blood, obviously. I love music in general. Being able to do what I love for a living—being with my buddies, seeing kids show us

love and support—it keeps you motivated.”

The hometown adoration helps as well. After heading around the world and back, Authority Zero—which also includes guitarist Brandon Landelius, bassist Mike Spero and drummer Christopher Dalley—will perform a local show at Marquee Theatre on Saturday, September 19.

“We’ve got a lot of friends playing it,” he says about the support acts. “It’s going to be a big celebratory show. We’ve been gone all summer.”

After the show, the band will pack up again, this time to California where it will work on a new album. Although the music won’t hit stores until next year, fans can expect to see a live CD and DVD of its 20th anniversary show later this year. A Canadian tour is slated

for November and December.

Authority Zero’s schedule is packed, but DeVore wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Being here right now, still, is a big highlight of my career,” DeVore explains. “There are times you realize how long it’s been: ‘Man, it’s been 20 years for sure.’ You can feel it. Time goes by at the blink of an eye, but it’s been a heck of a ride.”

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WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE SOMETHING, YOU REALLY GO FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK.

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orn into a musical family, Anton Zaslavski never thought he would earn a living as a DJ. Now known professionally as Zedd, he has become one of the hottest commodities in the world of electro house music.

“I would never guessed in a million years, I would be a DJ or would live off producing

songs for me and other people,” he says with a laugh. “I knew I was going to have a career in music because that’s the only thing I loved in my life. When you really love something, you really go find a way to make it work.”

The Russian musician has been playing in a band since his early teens. Even then, he knew he was going to be a full-time

musician.

“Both of my parents are musicians,” he says. “They gave piano lessons, guitar lessons, bass lessons and drum lessons.

My dad then switched to a music teacher in school. There are a lot of jobs you can do if you love music, if you truly believe in that being your path.”

He has definitely made it work. Zedd’s 2013 weepy single,

“Clarity,” featuring English singer-songwriter Foxes, sold 2.2 million copies. Earlier this year, he released a collaboration with Selena Gomez, “I Want You to Know,” which he cowrote with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic and KDrew. The single, which appears on his album True Colors, landed high on the Billboard singles chart, too.

says about the reaction from the audience.

“I knew that song was going to be huge. I love it. I’m my own judge there. I remember playing it out. People usually rarely react [to] a song well if they don’t know it yet. But that song has always been a huge song live. I think that says a lot.”

Although it was a favorite at shows, radio station executives thought otherwise and said the song wasn’t a hit. Over time, programmers changed their minds when it started receiving positive feedback.

“Right now it’s my favorite song to play out live,” Zedd says.

“To see the entire stadium chant with me, that is really magical.”

Zedd fans can hear a special version of “Beautiful Now” when he performs at the Mesa Amphitheatre on Saturday, September 12.

“I’m super excited for this

someone who makes the song relatable.

“I think it is very important for everyone to make relatable music,” Zedd says. “That’s why I take so much time to find the right vocalist. If it’s sung by somebody who can’t translate a message, you don’t believe it.

If you don’t believe it, you don’t like it.”

These days, Zedd is planning his life a year in advance. He wants to head to territories he’s rarely visited, including Asia, which was one of his biggest markets this year. He’s also planning stops in South Africa and South America.

“I’m also hungry and writing music again,” Zedd explains.

“I’m writing new ideas and new songs. Whether that is being an album or just singles or an EP don’t know yet. I just finished my album, I don’t have a plan for the next one yet. The one

thing I’ll never stop doing is writing music.”

Understandably so. Zedd says it’s been a “frustrating and hard path” to get to where he is today.

“I’ve played concerts since I was 6 or 7,” he says. “I’ve been in bands since I was 12.

We’ve played so many gigs for absolutely no money. We paid money to play gigs. We would drive ourselves to the shows and back, sleep on floors. We did that not for money but because that was our passion.

That’s what we love to do. At least we don’t ‘work.’ That’s the big advantage of doing what you love.”

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TO SEE THE ENTIRE STADIUM CHANT WITH ME, THAT IS REALLY MAGICAL.

entire tour,” he says. “I think a lot of these shows, especially for college kids, they probably have never had as much production as I’m going to bring in. I think they will be happy to see what I have planned.”

Growing up with musical parents has been a boon to Zedd. He starts his songs on the piano, with a simple chord progression. He records a pianovocal demo before he starts the song. Then, he produces and mixes it before he tries to find the right vocalist.

“Sometimes I record just one and I know it’s right,” he says.

“Sometimes I have to record four or five different singers. I tell everyone that I just need to hear different voices so I know what I want, so anyone isn’t disappointed.”

When he listens to vocalists sing his songs during the recording phase, he looks for

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“With ‘Clarity,’ I knew that the song had the potential [to] become what it actually became,” Zedd says via telephone from his Los Angeles home.

“A year before it came out, I sent it to the label as a simple demo. I said, ‘This is a huge hit.’ I didn’t actually mean it’s going to be a hit. I thought it had everything a song needs to become a huge cultural song that has a huge impact.”

The song was released but it took nine months before it really gained traction. “I Want You to Know,” however, immediately made an impact.

Since the Gomez-fronted song, Zedd released a second single from True Colors, “Beautiful Now” featuring Jon Bellion, and the follow up “Papercut” with Troye Sivan. “‘Beautiful Now’ was really interesting to see live,” Zedd

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SEPTEMBER 10 Burn Halo, Pub Rock, 7 p.m., $12-$15

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Chayanne, Ak-Chin Pavilion, 8 p.m., $36-$136 Nicki Bluhm & The Gramblers, Valley Bar, 8 p.m., $15-$17 Lee Brice w/Clare Dunn, Brett Young, Comerica Theatre, 8 p.m., $7-$382 Pierce Fulton, Maya Day + Nightclub, 9 p.m., $15

SEPTEMBER 12 Zedd, Mesa Amphitheatre, 5 p.m., $40 The Hotelier, Crescent Ballroom, 8:30 p.m., $21$24 Dead Soft, Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6

SEPTEMBER 13 Dave Matthews Band, Ak-Chin Pavilion, 7 p.m., $10-$1136

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Talking Stick Resort Arena, 7 p.m., $34-$94

Chris Brown’s One Hell of a Nite Tour is going to be one hell of a party. Special guests include Kid Ink, Omarion, Fetty Wap and Teyana Taylor.

Tuck and Patti, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $32-$42 Robert Randolph & The Family Band, Livewire, 7 p.m., $28 Showtek, Maya Day + Nightclub, 12 p.m., $25$50

Generifus, Trunk Space, 7 p.m., $6

SEPTEMBER 14 Carbon Leaf, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $27-$32

SEPTEMBER 20 Lizz Wright, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $42-$52 Lynard Skynard, The Pool at Talking Stick Resort, 8 p.m., $71-$111

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SEPTEMBER 15 Marty Stuart and His Fabulous Superlatives, Musical Instrument Musuem, 7 p.m., $42-$47 Gardens and Villa, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $13-$15 The Boxmasters w/ Billy Bob Thorton, Livewire, 7 p.m., $23 adv, $33 dos Megan Nicole, Pub Rock , 7 p.m., $23 adv, $33 dos Haujobb w/ Alter Der Ruine, Tristan/Iseult, Valley Bar, 7 p.m., $15$18

Blackalicious, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $18-$20 Daniel Amedee & Golden Light, Trunk Space 7:30 p.m., $6 Major Lazer, Rawhide at Wildhorse Pass, 5p.m., $53-$78

SEPTEMBER 19 Jenny Hval w/Briana Marela, Valley Bar, 8 p.m., $10 adv, $12 dos Chromeo, Livewire, 8 p.m., $25 Authority Zero, Marquee Theatre, 6 p.m., $20

Bowling for Soup, Livewire, 8 p.m., $20 Justin Townes Earle, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $34-$39 Destroyer w/ Laetita Sadier, Deradoorian, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $18-$21 Sasha Conda, Trunk Space, 7:30 p.m., $6 September 22

SEPTEMBER 22 Doyle Bramhall II, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $32-$37 The Shrine, Pub Rock, 8 p.m., $10-$12 Oberhofer, The Rebel Lounge, 8 p.m., $12

SEPTEMBER 23 Def Leppard w/Styx, Tesla, Ak-Chin Pavilion, 7 p.m., $47-$590 Swervedriver w/ Gateway Drugs, Valley Bar, 8 p.m., $20-$22

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SEPTEMBER 17 O.A.R, Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $27 Tyler Ward, Crescent Ballroom, 7:30 p.m., $50$398

SEPTEMBER 18 Roy Rogers w/ Carlos Reyes, Musical Instrument Museum, 7:30 p.m., $34-$39 Tribal Seeds, Marquee Theatre, 8 p.m., $17

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Crescent Ballroom, 9 p.m., $23

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Sonny Knight & The Lakers, Musical Instrument Museum, 7 p.m., $24-$32 Wavves w/Twin Peaks, Swimmers, Crescent Ballroom, 8 p.m., $20-$24 Hippie Sabotage, Valley Bar, 8 p.m., $12-$15 Pitschouse, Trunk Space 7:30 p.m., $6

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AQUARIUS

PISCES

ARIES

TAURUS

(JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18)

(FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20)

(MARCH 21 – APRIL 21)

(APRIL 22 – MAY 20)

You’ll meet a familiar foe in an unexpected place. You can prevent this by doing your research. Be sure to read the menu carefully before you order.

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You’re settling into your school routine now, but what’s the deal with your professor? Why is she giving you weird vibes? Is she attracted to you? Wait until the end of the semester to investigate.

You liked Megan’s photo on Instagram and now her boyfriend is getting all weird about it. Don’t remedy this situation by saying you don’t think Megan is pretty. Megan is objectively pretty and it just insults his taste. Just take the beating and get it over with.

Don’t trip, dawg! No, literally, don’t trip.

That stoop in the English building has been giving you troubles but it’s about to get a whole lot worse.

GEMINI

CANCER

LEO

VIRGO

(MAY 21 – JUNE 21)

(JUNE 22 – JULY 22)

(JULY 23 – AUGUST 22)

(AUGUST 23 – SEPTEMBER 22)

Your friends have noticed your obsession with “My Little Pony.” You can’t hide that Brony musk, and by the way, people can see what pages you like on Facebook in real time on their newsfeed

Wait just a minute! Did he just look at you!? No...yes! Wait, I can’t tell. OK, is he looking at you or is he just cross-eyed? I think he’s looking at you, but it might be looking at that sign over there, too

LIBRA

SCORPIO

(SEPTEMBER 23 – OCTOBER 22)

(OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21)

You’ve been on a roll lately, Libra! People have taken notice. First the bike, then the skateboard, and now you’re a parttime mall cop on a Segway? Too cool, too cool.

We’re just going say it flat out. That new “investment opportunity” is a pyramid scheme. Oh really? Then what’s the product you’re selling? You’re on the quick route to getting yourself unfriended, bub.

Get out of house, Leo! You’re looking pale and, if we’re being honest, you’ve gained a bit of weight. You should probably finally fess up about your relationship with RiRi, too.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 21)

Your roommate is an introvert and you know that. Why do you keep making it awkward by letting the dishes pile up?

Gary hates confrontation and you’re making it inevitable. Seriously, the dishwasher is right there!

We heard it’s somebody’s birthdayyyyy! This year we all chipped in to get you something good. We hope you like unhelpful horoscopes! Oh... well then the gift receipt is in the box.

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