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On May 15, 1930 Ellen Church became the first female flight attendant. Previously, the co-pilot or ‘cabin boys’ were responsible for serving passengers. Come along with Tidbits as we take to the skies! ELLEN CHURCH • Ellen Church was a trained pilot, and in 1930 she applied for a job as a pilot. She was turned down, but when they found out she was also a nurse, she was hired to serve as a stewardess because it was thought that having a nurse aboard would reassure passengers. At first, all stewardesses were nurses. Ellen’s career as a stewardess was cut short when she was injured in a car accident after just 18 months. She was a nurse for the rest of her life. FLIGHT FACTS • Female flight attendants still outnumber male flight attendants by a margin of 6 to 1. • About 10% of commercial pilots are female. • In 1970, 1% of business travelers were female. By 2000, 51% were female. • About 650 million people travel on U.S. airlines annually and there are over 100,000 flight attendants to serve them. • A typical flight attendant will serve on three flights in a single work day. Each craft holds about 270 people. That’s over 800 passengers to deal with every single day. Turn the page for more!

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• If your flight is delayed, be aware that flight attendants are paid only from the time a plane pushes back from the gate until it opens its doors at the next city. The most stressful part of every work day– the boarding and the deplaning– is not on the clock for most flight attendants. They don’t get paid anything at all if a plane is delayed while the passengers are still in the terminal, and they’re paid a fraction of their regular salary if the loaded plane sits on the tarmac for more than an hour. Therefore, flight attendants are just as frustrated by delays as you are. • The reason you have to return your tray table to its upright and locked position is so you won’t impale yourself on it if the plane crashes. The reason you have to return your seat to its upright position is to make evacuation easier in event of a disaster, to minimize whiplash, and to prevent you from slipping under your seat belt in the event of a sudden stop. The reason you have to turn off headphones is so you can hear emergency announcements. The reason you have to raise your window shade is so you’ll have a better feel for which way is up and give you better orientation if there’s an accident, as well as making it easier for rescuers to see inside. The reason you have to stow your carry-on items and put away your computers is to avoid having them act like airborne missiles. Lights are dimmed so you’re not blinded by light while dashing through smoke. • Because people seated in the exit row might be called upon to open the emergency exit, there are 3 rules governing who gets to sit there. First, you have to be over 15 years old. Second, you must speak English. Third, you cannot require a seat belt extension. This is because you have to be able to see the exit; you have to be able to verbally direct people to the exit; and you have to be physically capable of opening the exit.

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NUGGET OF KNOWLEDGE Early pilots often made emergency landings on farms and often had to pay for damaged crops. Such a pilot was said to have "bought" part of the farm. From this, pilots who fail to survive a crash, or anyone else who meets an untimely death, is said to have "bought the farm." Muhammad Ali got on an airplane but refused to fasten his seat belt when asked by the flight attendant. "Superman don't need no seat belt!" he said. "Superman don't need no airplane, either," replied the flight attendant. Ali fastened the belt.

• Population of New York City: 8.25 million • Duration of the longest flight in the world, from New York to Hong Kong, a distance of 8,439 miles: 16 hours IT’S A FACT • A Boeing 747 averages just 0.16 miles per gallon. However, because it’s carrying 200 or so people, it’s getting three times better gas mileage per passenger than an average SUV. WOMEN IN FLIGHT • 1910: Baroness Raymonde de Laroche of France became the first licensed female pilot. • 1921: Bessie Coleman became the first American black female pilot. • 1951: Carlene Roberts was elected VP of American Airlines, Inc. • 1953: Jacqueline Cochrane became the first woman to fly faster than the speed of sound. • 1958: Ruth Carol Taylor became the first black woman to become a flight attendant.



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• John was 18 in 1848 when he got a job in an optical shop in Switzerland. The following year he moved to Rochester, New York, and opened his own optical shop, manufacturing monocles, spectacles, and field glasses. His friend Henry made a financial investment in the business and they became partners. • One day John found a discarded piece of Vulcanite rubber. Experimenting, he discovered he could make eyeglass frames from the material. At that time, eyeglasses were made from either gold or horn. When the Civil War started, the price of gold and horn rose, and the demand for John’s Vulcanite glasses skyrocketed. • In 1860 he invented the first machine to produce glass lenses. As scientific research gained momentum, his machines also produced lenses for microscopes, telescopes, and cameras. • John’s son William revolutionized the industry by inventing a new process of making lenses by casting them out of molten glass. During the two World Wars, the company was asked to provide troops with gunsights, periscopes, target finders, and searchlight mirrors. • Because pilots suffered from high-altitude glare, the company produced sunglasses that used a polarized filter to absorb light. They had a large oval frame to shield an aviator’s eyes which needed to repeatedly glance down toward the instrument panel. These glasses became enormously popular and are still sold today. The company also expanded into contact lenses. • The company is named after the last names of John and his financial backer, Henry. What is the name of the company? Bonus points for naming the sunglasses. (Answer next text page)

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sank, Jessup was pulled underwater and hit her head on the keel of the ship. Despite her injuries, she was rescued once again. Three maritime disasters didn't seem to faze her, though; she remained a stewardess for the rest of her career. • In 2007, researchers using Google Earth discovered the world's largest beaver dam. Located in the wilderness of northern Canada, the dam is more than a half- mile long at 2,790 feet; experts estimate the structure was started in the mid-1970s. • If you're a resident of Ohio, please keep in mind that in that state, it is illegal to get undressed in front of a man's portrait. *** Thought for the Day: "The greatest analgesic, soporific, stimulant, tranquilizer, narcotic, and to some extent even antibiotic -- in short, the closest thing to a genuine panacea -- known to medical science is work." --Thomas Szasz

• Just when televisions became popular in the American home and cinemas were beginning to decline, Bausch & Lomb invented the CinemaScope lens. The new lens made the “wide screen” effect possible, enabling cinemas to double screen width. The company was awarded an honorary Oscar for this. • The company sold 16,000 pairs of Ray-Bans in 1982, but after Tom Cruise wore them in the 1983 film Risky Business, sales jumped to 360,000. • Bausch & Lomb worked for three years to develop soft contact lenses, which came on the market in 1971. Previously all contact lenses had been made of glass or acrylic, which were hard and often painful. The new lenses were softer, and were marketed with the brand name “Soflens.” The value of company stock tripled. • The company’s most advanced contact lens called “PureVision” are so oxygen-permeable that they can remain in the eye up to 30 days without being taken out at night. • About 25% of their business revolves around the manufacture of lens-care products, including cleaning and disinfectant solutions. • Globally, Bausch & Lomb is one of the largest producers of contact lenses. The company headquarters is still in Rochester, New York, although there are production plants all over the planet. Today, about 13,000 employees in 36 countries work for the Bausch & Lomb.

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May 4, 2015 • It’s better to be a butterfly. The more social you are, the better your health, researchers say. • Plastic grocery bags always come in handy. Try storing them in empty tissue boxes for the car or bathroom, or use an empty 12-pack soda box for more storage under your kitchen sink or in the garage. • “For foot cramps at bedtime, eat a banana in the evening. I think it is the potassium in the bananas, but it has had a good effect for me. And it can’t hurt to get another serving of fruit, right?” — L.I. in Missouri • “Another great use for baby powder (or corn starch): If you have a deck of cards that are sticking together, simply place them in a baggie and add a tablespoon of powder. Seal and shake, getting the dust in between the cards. When you remove the cards, shuffle them over a kitchen towel, and they will be like brand new.” — R.D. in Texas • Fill a mop bucket with a dustpan? Yes! Use the large end of the dustpan as a funnel from the faucet over the side of the sink, where your mop bucket is waiting to catch the waterfall. The handle acts as a spout. • You can substitute black-bean puree for flour when making brownies, and it tastes so good! It’s an even swap. Just make sure you rinse the canned beans well to remove added sodium, and run them through a food processor to puree. Send your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. © 2015 King Features Synd., Inc.

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After fixing his vehicle, the truck driver heads over to the zoo to make sure the penguins made it safely. There’s no sign of them. The truck driver panics and starts scouring the town for his missing penguins. An hour later he passes by the local cinema, when who does he see leaving the theater but the guy who said he’d help him, 25 penguins still in tow. “What happened!” the truck driver screams. “I told you to take them to the zoo!” “I did,” the man answers. “But I had a little money left over, so I thought I’d take them to a movie too.”

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• Frederick Smith’s grandfather was a steamboat captain. His father built a bus line. Fred was more interested in flying, and he earned money weekends as a charter pilot while he worked his way through Yale in the 1960s. • He often flew spare parts for computer companies who were unwilling to wait for ground delivery to get critical components to customers. • He joined the Marine Corps, and while serving in Viet Nam as a ground officer, he accompanied pilots on more than 200 combat missions, all while noticing how efficient the military’s delivery system is. • After leaving the military, he inherited $4 million from his father. He raised an additional $80 million from investors and decided to go into the business of providing business owners with the fastest delivery service on earth. • He started by purchasing a controlling interest in an airline maintenance company, then turned to buying used jets. He opened his doors for business in 1973, guaranteeing overnight delivery between any two points in the 11-city network he set up. He carried just seven packages on his first run, and soon closed down in order to reorganize. • He more than doubled his network to 25 cities and re-launched the business a month later, this time carrying a total of 186 packages. • The U.S. Post Office sued him to try to maintain their monopoly. He lost $27 million in his first two years and resorted to playing the blackjack tables in Vegas to keep afloat. But by the late 1970s Americans nationwide were relying on his company’s ability to deliver critical goods overnight. Today the company has 645 aircraft and 71,000 trucks carrying upwards of 5.5 million items daily. Name it. (Answer next page)

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QUIZ: A FAMOUS PHRASE • The U.S. Air Force wanted to know how sudden deceleration would affect pilots. They deAnswer: Dell. signed a series of experiments that consisted of A VERY LARGE NUMBER volunteers being strapped into rocket-propelled •sleds Edward Kasner a mathematician. In 1938 which werewas quickly accelerated before the he was asked to come up with a name for a brakes were abruptly applied. The volunteers very large number: the numeral one, followed wore vest wired with thattwo measured by a ahundred zeros. Hesensors asked his young the force. what name they would suggest. nephews • •According to theMilton legend,suggested an engineer Nine-year-old a named name Edward designed thisAharness, did out of the funnies. cartoon but stripEdward character named Barney very individual popular. Milton choseA not install the was sixteen sensors. Barney’s last technician did name that. for the number. Kasner announced thetest, newvolunteer name forJohn the Paul big • •On the day of the first number his next into book,his altering thebelted spelling. Stapp wasinstrapped harness, into •the Sixty years seat, andlater, sent Larry for thePage rideand of Sergey his life.Brin The developed a new internet search engine. Other deceleration was so forceful that when Stapp search engines searched and staggered out of the seat, hiseach nosewebpage was bleeding ranked them according to how many times a and his eyes bloodshot. specific termwere appeared on them, but Page and • When Edward went to gather the data collected Brin designed their search engine to search for thethe specific term and then find how many by sensors, he discovered to out his dismay that links there were led back had to that not a single bit ofthat information beenpage, colwhich because resulted in searchwired engine. lected, thea better technician the sen•sors They decided and they needed a name that backwards not one of them functioned. reflected how many websites the search Stapp had risked his life for nothing. engine was searching. They took the name • Edward muttered something about, “if there’s of Edward Kasner’s very large number, onlya way do something wrong, findup it.”being theytomisspelled it slightly, sohe’ll it ended spelled the same cartoon • At a pressexactly conference a fewway daysthe later, Stapp character Barney spelled his last name. What’s paraphrased Edward’s comment, saying words called? bottom toitthe effect(Answer that, “ifatthere are of twopage) or more ways COMPUTER FACTS to do something, and if one of those results in someone will do way.” •catastrophe, In 1981 Billthen Gates said, “640 kb itofthat memory ought to be enough for anybody.” • Eventually this pessimistic saying was dis•tilled, Moore’s Law states that computer performance becoming a well-known expression that doubles every 18 to 24 months, and ever since was named after Edward’s last name. What was 1971, this has been true. is this pithy pessimisEd’s last name, and what •ticHP, Google, Microsoft, and Apple were all platitude? started in garages. Answer: Murphy, as in Murphy’s Law: “If anyAnswer: Google, from googol. thing can go wrong, it will.”


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