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• The earliest recorded comment about Mother Goose is 1650, prior to Elizabeth Goose ’s birth. But that hasn’t stopped the City of Boston from making her gravesite a tourist attraction. • The term “Mother Goose” was a common one in the mid-1600s in France, and referred to a woman who enthralled children with charming tales. A 1697 volume by Charles Perrault was entitled “Tales from my Mother Goose.” In 1729, these were translated into English by British writer Robert Samber, who called the collection “Histories or Tales of Past Times, Told by Mother Goose.” The volume came to America in 1786, printed by Isaiah Thomas, who called his edition Mother Goose’s Melody: Sonnets for the Cradle, a book that included old favorites such as Jack and Jill and Little Tommy Tucker. • In the first printed version of Jack and Jill in the 18th century, the rhyme was actually named Jack and Gill, and the accompanying woodcut illustration showed two boys rather than a boy and a girl as we know it today. Jack is the most common name used in English nursery rhymes, including “Jack Be Nimble,” “Jack Sprat,” “Jack A Nory,” “Jack, Come Give Me Your Fiddle,” and “Little Jack Horner.” • “Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,” but what exactly is a tuffet? The definition differs depending on the source, with the 16th version leaning toward a tuft, as in a “bunch of something,” such as hairs or fur. In the 17th century, the word denoted a grassy hill or knoll. Later sources suggest a small footstool. And what were the “curds and whey” she was eating? The closest thing we have in modern times is cottage cheese! ...continued

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• How do you picture Humpty Dumpty in your mind? As an egg? If you read through the rhyme, you’ll notice that it never mentions that Humpty is an egg. Although the rhyme dates back to 1797, it wasn’t until Lewis Carroll’s 1872 book Through the Looking-Glass that he was described as an egg. In the original nursery rhyme, the last lines read: “Fourscore men and fourscore more could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before.” In the 1600s, “humpty dumpty” was a hot drink of brandy boiled with ale, while in the 1700s, the term referred to a short and clumsy person. It’s believed that the 1797 rhyme was really a riddle for children, with the answer “an egg,” which could explain why he is always represented as such. • Is there more to “Little Jack Horner” than meets the eye? Legend has it that in the 1800s, Thomas Horner, steward to the Abbot of Glastonbury under Henry VIII, was sent to London carrying a huge Christmas pie, in which were hidden deeds to several English manors as a gift to Henry. It was the Abbot’s hope that he could convince the King not to nationalize lands that belonged to the Church. It’s said that Horner opened the pie and took the deed to one of the manors for himself. “He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum” perhaps might refer to the lead mines contained on that property, a play on words for the Latin word “plumbum,” meaning lead. Records show that Horner did indeed become the owner of the property, but his descendants strongly asserted that he came by the title lawfully.

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Mike Lee accomplishments and agenda items: • 18 years of law enforcement experience and is highly decorated. • Grand Forks Sheriff’s Department’s first ever to receive a lifesaving award after responding to an active shooter situation where a man was shot in the chest. • Received the “Beyond the Traffic Stop” award from the North Dakota DOT for criminal interdiction. • Mike and his K9 partners have won numerous K9 competitions for drug detection, as well as the Iron Dog competition. • Received numerous traffic safety awards. • Will focus on making the department proactive rather than reactive. • Another item on Mike Lee’s agenda is the high recidivism (repeat offenders) rate at the jail. • Will take an active role in curbing the drug epidemic, as well as work with the community in tackling the opioid problems we are facing. • Believes the Sheriff should be a leader in creating a solution to these issues. • Mike has a plan that would reduce the County budget by more $400,000.00 annually. “Effective leadership only happens when great leaders are willing to do uncomfortable things.” Paid for by Big Al’s Construction

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