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The Baddest Man on the Planet "That's my successor." And with those three words from Mike Tyson -- and three knockdowns in his title fight -Anthony Joshua became the new face of boxing. Do we finally have the next great heavyweight champion of the world in our midst? While the disrespect to the Klitschkos -- guys like Michael Moorer, Riddick Bowe, Lenox Lewis and Evander Holyfield -is apparent, it's easy enough to understand what Tyson is saying here. There are boxers who wear belts, and then there are men whom people just universally identify as the champ. In fact, until around 1960, that's how champions were crowned ... popular choice. One guy was considered the baddest man on the planet, another guy came up and beat him, won a few more times until some guy beat him. It worked out well and formed a lineage that any fight fan can rattle off in a moment's notice: Tyson, Holmes, Ali, Liston, Patterson, Marciano, Louis, Dempsey, Johnson ... sprinkle in a few other names here and there, but you get the point. Nobody ever says that Michael Spinks or Frank Bruno was the champ. What makes a heavyweight champion? A champ has to be equal parts skill and spectacle. He has to dazzle you when you're watching him in the ring, but also make half the world want to climb in the ring to try and knock him out of it while making the other half cower in abject fear at the thought. They should be regal ... a champ doesn't have to be flashy, but he should be able to represent on the red carpet, draw crowds and know how to handle them. Be an ambassador to the sport.
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• Don’t let your keys sink in the pool, lake or ocean this summer. If you’re taking them with you, make sure you add a flotation device. They sell keychains just for this purpose. • “The dollar store is the best place for pool toys — they stock foam balls and all kinds of diving sticks and blowup beach balls. I bring out lots when we go to the pool, and whatever kids are there can play with them. When we are ready to pack up, we’ll leave some behind if kids still are playing with them.” — C.A. in Arkansas • Many shells have holes in them, and kids are natural collectors. If you want a fun car-ride-home project after a day at the beach, bring a craft needle (blunt) and some yarn or embroidery floss for each child. Have them thread shells onto the yarn. When flipped upside down, a Frisbee holds a selection of shells securely on little laps while they search for the perfect one! — JoAnn • Do yourself a favor and invest in a net bag to take to the beach. Anything that’s sandy can be placed in the bag, then you just shake it off. Get one for dry items and another for sand toys — just dunk that one in the ocean for a rinse before you go! • “There are a lot of ways to get your stuff out to the perfect sunning spot on the beach. My way is to dump all my stuff in a big laundry basket, which we pull with a rope. The flat bottom slides over the sand.” — R.D. in Florida • “One thing you might not think to bring to the beach is bug spray. Sometimes there are sand fleas, and a little bug spray really helps.” — L.I. in Virginia Send your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, 628 Virginia Drive, Orlando, FL 32803.
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• In 1765 the John Newbery Publishing Company of London produced a children’s book. In the story, Margery Meanwell is an orphan who is so poor that she has only one shoe. But because of her virtuousness, a rich man rewards her with new shoes, which causes her to go throughout the town proclaiming to all she meets that she now is the proud owner of a matching pair of shoes.
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• Her unassailable virtue continues, and she is eventually rewarded by marrying a rich widower. The book became one of the most popular children’s books of the day. The very virtuous Margery Meanwell became known by her nickname, not only in the book but also throughout society. • Today Margery Meanwell’s nickname means someone who is annoyingly virtuous. The dictionary defines it as “characterized by inept manifestations of good or pious sentiment.” What was Margery’s nickname? (answer at bottom of page)
• Ambrose Philips and Alexander Pope were both English poets. In 1709 a publisher called for entries to a collection of poems he was producing, and both Philips and Pope submitted poems which were accepted. Philips’ poem was praised in a local paper, while Pope’s poem was not mentioned. This snub made Pope angry, and a war of words ensued between the two poets. • Years later, Philips wrote a series of silly rhyming poems for the young children of some aristocratic friends of his, and the poems were widely circulated. ***** Answer: Goody Two-Shoes. “Goody” was a common greeting, short for “goodwife.” ...continued
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• A third poet, Henry Carey, ridiculed Philips’ poetic style by writing a silly parody of his children’s Answer: Dell. poetry. The title of this parody was a rhyming nonsensical play on Ambrose A VERY LARGE NUMBER Philips’ first name. Pope seized upon this nick•name Edward mathematician. 1938 andKasner used itwas in aabook he wrote inInwhich he was asked to come up with a name for a he hurled invectives at Philips. very large number: the numeral one, followed • Because Pope zeros. was soHewidely theyoung nickby a hundred asked read, his two name entered everyday language meaning nephews what name they would suggest. weak, ineffective writing. From there came • Nine-year-old Milton suggested a it name tooutdescribe weak, ineffective Today of the funnies. A cartoon people. strip character the rhyming nameMilton “Ambrose” named Barneyplay was on verythe popular. chose Barney’s last name for the number. denotes anything that is insipid, spineless, or phrase? •overly Kasnersentimental. announced What’s the newthe name for the big number in his next book, altering the spelling. Answer: Namby-Pamby • Sixty years later, Larry Page and Sergey Brin AaYIDDISH FOOL developed new internet search engine. Other • Adelbert von Chamisso short storyand to search engines searchedwrote eacha webpage ranked them according to howfriends manyintimes entertain the children of some 1814.a term appeared onPeter them,sells but his Pageshadand Inspecific the tale, a man named Brin designed their search engine to search for ow to a magician in exchange for a bottomthe wallet. specificPeter term thinks and then out best how of many less he find got the the links there were that led back to that page, bargain but soon finds that a man without a which resulted in a better search engine. shadow is rejected by society. • They decided they needed a name that • Although has unlimited wealth, the he has givreflected he how many websites search en up thewas possibility of They ever living a normal engine searching. took the name of Edward Kasner’s veryWhen large number, only life or finding true love. the magician they misspelled it slightly, so it being offers him his shadow back inended returnupfor his spelled exactly the same way the cartoon soul, Peter declines. He spends his life trying hisfor lasthis name. What’s tocharacter do goodBarney in orderspelled to atone foolish deit called? (Answer at bottom of page) cision. COMPUTER FACTS • The story became popular because it offered •aIncomic 1981yet Billtragic Gateslook said, kb meaning of memory at “640 the true of ought to be enough for anybody.” happiness. In the story, Peter’s last name is a •Yiddish Moore’sword Law states that computer that means, “God’sperformance fool.” Now doubles every 18 to 24 months, and ever since that common Yiddish word has come to mean 1971, this has been true. a bungler, dolt, or a hopelessly incompetent •person. HP, Google, Microsoft, and Apple were all Name it. started in garages. Answer: Schlemiel. Answer: Google, from googol.
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