THUNDERBIRD PRESS February 2025
Issue #2
Don’t you want to get stuffed like a turkey? Don’t you want to be butt-naked, slathered in peanut oil, getting turned into a kazoo? Don’t you want to learn who God is the old-fashioned way? Don’t you want to get excited every time you watch one of the old Looney Tunes shorts where Bugs Bunny crossdresses? Don’t you want to feel something? Don’t you want to be slightly cooler than your peers? Don’t you want to use someone for your own benefit? Don’t you want to do the ol’ Tokyo Sandblaster? Don’t you want to suck down a fat load of pills before having otherwise boring sex? Don’t you want to prolapse? Don’t you want to be a human piñata? Maybe eat some shit too? Do you want to try eating shit?
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