The Whispers Magazine ISSUE #1

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WHISPERS JANUARY 2016

EXCLUSIVE!

BLOODY RUDE!

"ARDRA NEALA HURT MY DOG AND MADE ME PAY $ 2,000 IN VET BILLS!"

EPHEMERAL RIFT VIEWER CONFESSION: "I WAS STALKED AND HARASSED BY PAUL FOR YEARS."

EW! WTF?

"I SAW MINXLAURA123 EAT HER OWN BOOGER IN PUBLIC!"

OH SO CHEEKY!

"MY DICK IS SHAPED LIKE ASMRREQUESTS NOSE!"

THE SHOCKING CONFESSION FROM A MINXLAURA123 VIEWER YOU JUST CAN'T MISS!

THE ASMR ISSUE

Our Staff.

Editor in Chief Mariska George Deputy Editor Terence Norton Senior Editors Elli Ong & Kimberly Louise Executive Art Director Jay Alexander Santos Staff Writer Matthew Collins Columnists Lucy Cross, Rosie Beckham, Sven Bannuscher, Samantha McArthur, Jacob Walker Clementine Daly, Anita Wren.

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CONTENTS STORIES

04 EDITOR'S NOTE 05 06

I WAS STALKED BY E.R. ARDRA NEALA HURT MY DOG!

MINXLAURA123 EATS HER BOOGER! 07 (MUST READ, SO GROSS.) STUFF THAT MAKES YOU THINK

BLOODY RUDE.

"ARDRA NEALA HURT MY DOG, SUSIE!" Worth a read, and how she handled living next door to the bitch!

FAKE ASMR YOUTUBERS. CAN YOU SPOT 08 THEM BETWEEN THE CRACKS?

EDITOR'S NOTE GET TO KNOW MARISKA GEORGE, THE EDITOR.

09 READER MAIL

She promises it s worth a read, with your choice of a cuppa!

10 MY DICK IS SHAPED LIKE ASMRREQUESTS NOSE! 11 HATERS ON YOUTUBE 12 PEWDIEPIE SEXTED ME!

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LAST BITS...

13 ASMR CATS? IS THIS A THING? 14 9 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW 15 ONE LAST THING!

EW!

"MINXLAURA123 ATE

HER BOOGER IN PUBLIC!" Apparently adults still eat boogers, and in public! Yuck. The confession you don t want to miss by a viewer. '

CREEPY.

"I WAS STALKED BY EPHEMERAL RIFT." One woman s tale on the creepy things he did and said to her!

A MUST READ. '

EDITOR'S NOTE

Mariska George EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Well, hey there! My name is Mariska George. I'm the editorin-chief of this wonderful online publication you're about to dive into. (No pressure, Mariska. No pressure!)

I'm a twenty eight year old Graduate with my English Degree on one hand, and the other searching for new and upcoming content to watch on YouTube on the other! I've always been a YouTube fan-girl, if you want to phrase it that way. I currently reside in Bath, England with my two pups.

Overall, I want this magazine to be something everyone of all ages can dive into and enjoy whenever they'd like! Which is why I strongly chose to make this a free online publication, as opposed to finding a publisher and only limiting my audience to the UK! (Gotta give some love to rest of the world, am I right?)

Until next time, Mariska.

Stalked

by E.R. ONE WOMAN'S COURAGEOUS STORY.

By *Name withheld* Told to Lucy Cross

Three years ago, I was approached by Paul at a bar. He was clearly wasted, and I wanted nothing to do with him.

He looked like the guy who you'd see chasing women up and down, desperately seeking a new fuck of the night. I wasn't that type of woman myself, so I avoided his annoying "Hey you, come here!" Finally, he excused himself from his group of rough looking friends and grabbed the seat next to me. "How ya doin?"

He asked. I took a sip of my wine and played Candy Crush on my phone, avoiding him. He leaned closer to me, almost falling out of the chair. "Can I help you?" I asked finally. He smiled, "maybe. You single pretty girl?" I sighed. Clearly just up for a fuck of the night.

After all, he was wearing a wedding ring! I rolled my eyes.

"Might wanna go back to your wife. Please leave me alone."

He gave me the finger, and walked away. Mumbling something to his friends. I thought that was the end of this disturbing man. It wasn't. he found me on Facebook and began harassing me on there for nudes, and to meet him at the same bar just days before. I blocked him on there, hoping this was end of it. Once again, it wasn't. He followed me around the city, coming up behind me and grabbing my waist. I shoved him off of me, scared to death. That night I went into full panic mode, and began checking my locks and windows to my flat, and found a tracking device stuffed down in my purse. I then contacted the authorities immediately.

Three years have passed since then, and I am so glad the authorities got involved. Saw he was making weird stuff on YouTube now, not surprised.

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JANUARY 2016

"I WAS ARDRA NEALA'S NEIGHBOR, AND SHE HURT MY POOR DOG SUSIE."

BY ROSIE BECKHAM

Whenever I look at my dog Susie, my heart begins to feel with hatred. How could someone so vile hurt my dog like that? Susie was a calm, and happy dog that never ever did anything to anyone. But, that didn't stop Ardra Neala. It was just four years ago when I moved into the building next to hers.

You never suspect how your new neighbor will be, or if they're a vile scum bag who like to hurt animals. When I first met Ardra, passing each-other on the sidewalk to get into our vehicles, she gave me the dirtiest look and rolled her eyes. "Oh, okay?" I thought to myself. What was her problem?

The next few times we casually passed by each-other again, I tried making small talk. After all, we were neighbors and I always felt uncomfortable around her.

"How's your day been?" I asked. She looked to the side of me, putting a hand on her hip. "Uh, I guess fine..."

She answered, letting out a large sigh. Well, that was the end of ever making conversation, I told myself.

The next week, I decided to let Susie out of the building and take her on a walk. It was springtime, and we both clearly needed some fresh air after the cold dreaded winter just months before. Keeping us practically locked in the house with blankets around us. I let Susie go outside and wait by the door while I grabbed my tennis shoes. Once I walked out and shut my door, locking it with my keys, I saw Susie laying over the side.

She was laying on her back, breathing still. Which was a huge relief. But, she wasn't OK. She had a red bloody paw on her right foot, and a stone laying next to it, with blood all over it. Had she fallen? I wondered. Before I could even process my thoughts, I heard a voice behind me. "Keep your mangy dog inside the house, stupid fuck."

It was Ardra. "Why did you hurt my dog, asshole?"

She got in her car, and drove off. I grabbed Susie and instantly took her to the vet, who said it would cost me 2,000 to get her paw stitched up. I'll never forget how awful that woman was. What an utter bitch!

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B O O G E R ! " Minxlaura123. That was a name I'd often find myself saying as I looked up her ASMR videos, (primarily her hair cutting ones as they sent me to sleep within minutes.) I enjoyed watching her stuff, as I lived in her same town and she very distinctly reminded me of my own mum, Who, sadly had passed on years before.

Minx always seemed like she had this calming mum demeanor, so I was glad to find someone who could take away the pain of losing my own mum.

About a month ago, I was out with my husband. Grabbing a bite to eat before we walked to the beach and relaxed to the sun going down. We went into the corner shop to pick up some snacks, and whilst my husband was checking out, I saw her.

She was standing across the street alone, looking at her phone, with her finger up her nose. At first I thought she couldn't have been. It was in public after all!

My husband found me glancing out the window, and said: "That woman is picking her bloody nose in public. How disgusting." I agreed. It was impolite, and nobody wanted to see it. She then looked at her finger, and licked it. We then saw her chewing something as if she had gum.

"She fucking ate that thing!" He said.

Making a grossed out face. I looked away, in disgust. I thought only children ate their boogers. But I guess liked them!

Words Sven Bannuscher Photography Svenler Told to Lana Grace

AMALZD

by Samantha McArthur

FAKE ASMR YOUTUBERS: CAN YOU SPOT THEM? Long were the days of web-cam based ASMR videos. I was around watching them then, and remember countless times listening to someone speak without their face showing. It didn't matter back then.

This is a good question. And it's an okay one to ask. After all, you want to make sure the person you're watching isn't trying to seduce you instead of helping you fall asleep, right?

Nowadays, women are letting everything, and I mean everything hanging out.

Wearing the tiniest tank top they can find, while of course giving you a beard trim.

Fitting, right? I add an eye-roll to that.

You can usually tell by the way they act in their videos. Do they seem to focus the camera more on their chest instead of their face? Do they tend to show their body when doing a certain task or thing when recording? These are all helpful hints to see who's real and who's merely in it to get famous by their chest.

It's pretty common to spot the ones who purposely use their breasts for views.

ASMR is often deemed sexual by many outsiders who have never had, nor experienced this feeling. You're probably thinking, how can I tell who's fake and not?

Overall, there are still quite a few harmless ones out there that I enjoy a lot. Just be on the lookout for them. They're the ones to definitely keep watching in the end. x

ASMR expert Samantha McArthur weighs in on the controversial "Fake ASMR YouTuber" topic.

“These are all helpful hints to see who's real and who's in it to get famous by their chest.�

READERMAILBAG.

WE SURPRISED FOUR LUCKY FANS TO READ AND PREVIEW OUR FIRST ISSUE EARLY! THESE ARE THEIR THOUGHTS...

SLAY MARISKA. Absolutely thrilled with this brilliant magazine.

Love how it's online only, I prefer to read my books, and news stuff that way as well. These articles made me laugh out loud and snort too.

I now am familiar with ASMR, which has sent me to sleep several times this week! x Also learned which ASMR YouTubers to avoid, so thank you Mariska. You've opened my eyes to a brand new culture on YouTube. This magazine is one I'll definitely come back to time and time again! Lovely magazine, and great hard hitting articles. 10/10 Indeed! x

BOOGER EATING ADULT? Okay, I admit, I laughed way too hard at the booger article. I must have the brain of a five year old! I also looked up MinxLaura123's channel after this, and oh my.

She's a weird one! No wonder she eats her own boogers. Her boyfriend or brother, I'm not quite sure if they're related are two interesting, erm, people. Clicked off pretty quickly. Her voice grated on me after ten or fifteen minutes, and I'm British! Thank you to the person who confessed this story, because I'm telling my work friends later!

Truly heartfelt.

I was in tears reading Rosie Beckham's story on her adorable dog, Susie. How cruel some people can be to tiny little creatures! That Ardra woman sounded awful.

But not only did that story touch me, it physically grabbed me. My dog was abused when she was wee little, and I could never wrap my head around the fact that someone would hurt her. It's such a blessing to have animals around, and I pray that karma has already hit that wicked witch. Actually looked her channel up, and boy is she is a shut in.

No wonder Rosie couldn't get to know her, she seems backward as hell and cold.

Good on you, Rosie for speaking out about this. Some people are too terrified to even open up about this dreaded thing. I reckon Ardra's miserable enough in her own existence, I mean look at her. Who wouldn't?

TOO CLOSE TO HOME. Thank you, Mariska. Thank you. Because of you opening up and letting that woman confess about the harassment, I too can live in comfort knowing I'm not alone in this journey. I had a very similar experience to the woman in the article, thankfully not by someone who now has a running YouTube channel. (I feel for her with that, must be hard.)

When I was chosen to view this wonderful publication early, I knew it would be a good magazine just by the titles. It had serious topics, and funny topics that could make you feel something, and have a laugh or two after. I'm so thankful that I can live in peace now, as can she.

Makes you wonder if Ephemeral Rift ever thinks of how he treated her long ago. And if his wife ever found out. Though, from the confession, it seems like he's not very open or caring. So I doubt she knows.

I also loved the booger bit by a viewer! Can't believe that woman ate her own booger in public. Must have no common sense, haha! I'll have to look her up to see what she looks like. Loved how the person who saw it's husband said: "She fucking ate it!" I laughed way too hard at that. Because it IS shocking! If you're gonna eat a booger, okay, you do you but do it in private. Or at least that's what I'd do.

Seriously the articles in this are great, and I could write a novel about them all if I had to! Every single piece was well written and so much depth to it. Definitely different that what I've seen on the market lately!

You guys aren't afraid to call people out, and let readers confess or even write letters into the magazine! It's been awhile since I've seen a mailbag for a publication!

Overall, I'll be looking forward to the second issue, and the great articles in there! So glad I was chosen to be apart of the contest to view this earlier then the public.

Thanks again!

MUSTREAD

"MY DICK IS SHAPED LIKE ASMRREQUESTS NOSE!"

A CHEEKY CONFESSION

By Jacob Walker ALLY, (AKA ASMRREQUESTS) ON YOUTUBE ALWAYS GAVE ME SUCH A BONER. I'D ORGASM TO HER WHISPERING IN MY EAR, AND ASKING ME IF THE BRUSH AGAINST MY FACE FELT ALRIGHT. IT DROVE ME CRAZY!

One day while I was playing with my seven inch dick, I began to stare at Ally. I looked at her sexy buttchin, and then her breasts. My eyes went back up to her face. I moaned as her lips moved to the word "stipple stipple." When I noticed something. I paused the video and looked at her nose. Then back down at my dick. I screen capped the image of her and then took a picture of my dick. Once I put the two photos together I realized: My dick looked exactly like her nose! It was the same shape, and width to it. Her nose also had a tiny curve in it, just like my dick. I had to text my buddy about it, because he too jacked off to her stuff. I couldn't believe my dick was the exact shape as her nose! I wanted to message her on her Facebook page about it, but knew I'd get blocked if I sent my seven inch dick photo along with the screen cap of her face. Since then, I've continued to masturbate to her videos, and I've even gotten a few ladies from it! Told them my dick looked like ASMRREQUESTS nose and they've wanted to sleep with me instantly! Thanks Ally.

"I'm getting YouTube hate. What do I do?"

By Clementine Daly

BULLYING ONLINE IS REAL.

UNFORTUNATELY, FOR TODAY'S GENERATION, ONLINE BULLYING IS NOW A THING. PEOPLE WILL MAKE RUDE REMARKS IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEIR (OFTEN CLOSE-MINDED) OPINION. YOUTUBE HATE IS A BIG TOPIC FOR JUST THAT. ” “

How do we deal when it happens? s a young teen girl living in Cotswold I often dealt with teasing. Of course, for a A seven year old, the teasing was mild. First of all, my name was Clementine. I love my folks to death, but they didn't give me an easy name.

The bullying stopped later on, and I felt like I could finally breathe again. Fast forward to now and I'm writing this article in hopes that someone will take something good from this. Maybe there's another Clementine out there who knows the tortuous taunting in the hallways, calling me an orange or a freak with a "strange name." As my bullies said.

Unfortunately, for today's generation, online bullying is now a thing. People will make rude remarks if you don't agree with their (often close-minded) opinion.

YouTube hate is a big topic for just that.

Kids these days, and teens are creating videos every day for their channels, in hopes that someone will like it and or watch what they have to say, maybe even what they're doing in it. (I. E. painting, singing, etc.) My best advice to those of you going through the awful comment section and reading hate is this: Delete the comments. They're people behind a computer screen whose aim is to bring you down for whatever reason. They don't know what kind of person you are. So be you, and ignore them. In the end, you win. Because you're not letting it affect you.

Stay strong out there, friends. You'll ultimately get through whatever tough or rude comment you see on your video, Facebook page, or even in irl. They're not worth it, darling. Trust me.

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Sincerely, the "weird girl" named Clementine.

ND. JUST KNOW: YOU ARE NEVER ALONE. SPEAK WITH AN A DULT OR FRIEND IF YOU A RE GETTING BULLIED. A

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"PEWDIEPIE SEXTED ME." I'm afraid of what this could do to his career. and relationship with Marzia, but I've held in this secret for far too long. Never let anyone take advantage of you.

By *name withheld* Last June started out as any normal day went for me. My boss gave us a bit of time to sit down, and grab a cuppa if we wanted. I almost immediately agreed, and sat down with my cat themed cup. I started scrolling through my Twitter feed, and saw PewdiePie had posted another one of his crazy tweets. I hit "favourite" and went on with my business, checking my YouTube channel. Once I went back on Twitter, I noticed I had a notification. It was in my DM's. I raised an eyebrow when I saw the name in front of me: Felix Kjellberg. The message read, "Hey. I just peed a little."

This couldn't be him, I said to myself.

Why choose me? I had 80 followers on Twitter. It wasn't like I had any actual following on there. I clicked on the message, and replied: "Er, funny. Nice fake account. Felix wouldn't reply to some random chubby girl with glasses m8." I then clicked off, and went back to work. Four hours later, my shift was over. I had a message from Felix. "You're silly. I think you're pretty."

I replied back hesitantly. But decided to click on the profile of the person who sent me the message. I was immediately linked to his official page. My eyes widened. Holy shit, it was him. I then wrote back. "So, why single me out?" He bluntly replies back, "you have really nice blowjob eyes and lips. You live in England?" At this point I'm shocked and disgusted. All I manage to add back is, "Um.. what?" He gets upset apparently that I'm not giving in. "Oh come on. I'm a big YouTube star with a huge cock. I'll even pay for a car to come get you." I rolled my eyes and replied. "No thanks.

Don't like people who cheat. Like you, so fuck off." He stopped replying for a while, and then said, "if you tell anyone about this I'll sue your ass in court, chubby cunt."

It's been a year since then, and I'm so glad I have the courage and platform such as this magazine to finally speak out. YouTube stars think they can take advantage of you because you're desperate. I'll never look at him, or Marzia the same. Disgusting.

confession.

THE PURRRRFECT ASMRTISTS?

ASMR CATS

By Anita Wren Photos taken from Google.com Okay, anyone who knows me personally knows I have a love for all things cat. I have cat plushies laying on my bed at all times, and even volunteer at a cat shelter on the weekends!

Now, before you start calling me a cat lady, keep reading.

I recently discovered ASMR, which ironically enough is what half of our first issue is about.

So, naturally it was just gonna happen, right? Anita's gonna learn about ASMR. Well, you'd be right! I did. But, me being the complete cat fanatic discovered cat ASMR. Yes, that's right. Cat ASMR. Of course, humans making ASMR content is just as bloomin' lovely, but what about those darn cats?

Of course. while the cats aren't able to communicate by speaking any English, their soft purrs and happy faces are enough to relax anyone!

Several ASMRtists have included their furry friends in several videos, and frankly, I say more of it!

The world needs more of those furry faces on the screen.

Now, me being the wonderful cat fanatic that I am - I'll happily share some of my favourite videos! After all, I'm building up the excitement to watch these kind of videos.

Here are my top five current loves, that I enjoy putting on whilst writing this article (heh!)

Among other things. They're also great for those who are tragically allergic to these wonderful fur babies. (I feel you, I really do.) Feel free to enjoy these at your own risk, and don't be surprised if you wind up searching "rescue kittens" on your local animal shelter's website. ;-) x Anita

1) Cuddling May, the Cat (ASMR whispering) 2) ASMR Cat - Grooming #7 3) Binaural ASMR Cat Massage & Hair Brushing 4) [ASMR] Cat Purring Sounds ft. Leon

YOUNEEDTOKNOW

9 THINGS...

THE WEIRDEST, BUT MOST INTERESTING FACTS EVER.

04 MALE SNAKES HAVE A LARGE PENIS. A recent study shows male snakes have quite large penises, according to ASPA. One photo even showed the snake having an erection. Pretty crazy!

05 TOE FUNGUS IS EDIBLE. We even double checked this fact - and yes, indeed toe fungus is edible. A recent science study showed that the stuff you get when you have sweaty feet can actually be eaten! Not that you'd want to do that, though.

06 WORKING OUT IS UNHEALTHY.

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We were so shocked when we read this one. How in bloody hell could working out be unhealthy?!

Pretty simple, a health specialist in London said.

"Your body can't keep up and freaks out." WOW.

ONE IN EVERY FIVE PEOPLE EAT THEIR BOOGERS EVERYDAY.

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YOU'VE PROBABLY TOUCHED OR CONSUMED POO TODAY.

SO GROSS, BUT THERE'S POO IN ANYTHING. 08 2/10 MEN HAVE SUCKED A DICK BEFORE Great runners do it with a purpose in order to do better and finish every single race. A simple question for all the runners, why do you run?

02 PEOPLE WHO SNIFF DOG PAWS TEND TO BE ARTICULATE. According to a recent study at Manchester University, this is actually true!

Continue to sniff those paws, people. You're doing great things with those brains of yours. (We're jealous, we admit!)

03 PEOPLE WHO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN ARE HAPPY PEOPLE. You know those people who tend to annoy you at restaurants? We feel you.

The sight of someone opening their mouth and chewing loudly is gross, but according to recent studies they're happy folk. Weird!

09 8/10 PEOPLE HAVE SNIFFED THEIR

FINGERS WHEN PICKING The most awaited event of the year for theOUT EARWAX. runners. Find out the big challenge this time and you might just win a big prize.

BE SURE TO CHECK OUT OUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR WHEN OUR NEXT ISSUE COMES OUT! X

ONE LAST THING. From all of us here at The Whispers, we thank you. We all poured our hearts and souls into this beautiful publication you're either reading online, or holding. (If we're able to get a print version going soon!) We look forward to bringing you future issues, and giving you the opportunity to write your own article in here. If you've read this and want to contribute, feel free to contact us on our official website, or through email.

Which, can be found on our site! We'd love to hear from you.

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