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Borrow To Speak On Violence In Sports At Lecture Tonight In a game between the New England Patriots and the Oakland Raiders, Darryl Stingley, wide receiver for the Patriots, was running a slant-in-pattern against the Raiders. He was tackled by Jack Tatum with what Tatum called a “calculated hit.” That “calculated hit,” which broke Stingley’s neck, has paralyzed him and confined him to a wheel­ chair for the past two years.

Attorney Richard Borrow, tonight’s guest speaker at the Hughes Lecture Series, authored the Sports Violence Act of 1980, which was meant to discourage, and even punish by criminal sentences, excessive violence evident in today’s professional sports. The definition for exces­ sive physical force in sports is “force that has no reasonable relationship to the competitive

National News Briefs .........The "new boldness" of coyotes, generally regarded as "soli­ tary creatures," has resulted in a growing number of attacks on small children in hillside communities around Los Angeles. Kelly Keen, 3, was sitting on the curb outside her home in Glendale, Calif., waiting to be taken swimming. But when her father Robert Keen went to look for her, he found only her rubber sandals. Keen spotted a "doglike" animal with the girl in its jaws, and he chased it until the animal "relea­ sed its prey." Kelly died four hours later of a broken neck and severe internal injuries. Residents of that area have been asked not to feed the animals because they "plunder in garbage cans, attack small anim­ als, and kill humans." Fines for feeding coyotes may extend up to

$100,

.........The Freedom of information Act, which allows citizens to be aware of the "workings of their government," may experience some changes under the Reagan Administration. "The toughest provision" of the plan gives the Attorney General authority to withhold all files concerning "investigation of terrorism, organized crime, counter­ intelligence, and information that could endanger government inform­ ants." To prevent industrial scandal, the act allows agencies "to refuse to disclose any information that may impair legitimate competitive, financial or business interests." ............The Wheeling Supension Bridge, built in 1849, will be totally renovated as a result of a $2.5 million contract, according to Governor Rockefeller. This bridge, which was designed by the famous bridge engineer Charles Ellet, is also being considered by the U.S. Department of the Interior to be listed on the World Heritage List. The list is com­ prised of historical landmarks in the United States and in 58 countries abroad. . j , . .Cleve Mendenhall had a hard time convincing the tire repair­ man that a dog bit his tire and flattened it. "I'm just glad it wasn’t my leg," said Mendenhall, who was driving through the yard at Ogden Welding Supply when a watch dog ran after his car and bit the tire.

The next thing he heard was the leaking of air from the tire. "I think my dog bit your tire," a welding yard employee told Mendenhall. .... .More American couples are living together without being mar­ ried and are marrying later in life. Even so, the divorce rate has doubled in the past 10 years, according to the Census Bureau. The bureau report stated that the recent trend is to stay single, therefore dissolving marriage through divorce. From 1970 to 1980 the number of un­ married couples rose from 523,000 to 1,560,000, triple that of the decade before. The higher numbers only represented a small per­ centage of U.S. households. The March 1980 Census Bureau report also found that 23 percent of the 65,000 nationwide households were occupied by a single tenant. One person households were registered at 17.8 million just last year. The number of divorced persons compar­ ed to married persons living with their spouses went from 47 per 1,000 to 100 per 1,000. That means that for every 10 persons in 1980 who were in a stable marriage there was one person who was divorced and not yet remarried. Normal male age for the first marriage climbed from 23.2 to 24.6 and the female age climbed from 20.8 to 22.1. At the ages of 20-24, half the female population and two-thirds of the male population who did not marry in 1980 rose from 36 percent female and 55 percent male in 1970. One of every five children (increased by 4 million in the past decadel li|ved with only one parent, and 90 percent of that 12.2 million lived with their mothers, who were either seperated or divorced. The report said that two-thirds of the unmarried popul­ ation was under 35 years old. The number of unmarried couples who had no children increased almost 250 percent since 1970. There are approximately 116,000 unmarried couples over the age of 65; this has only increased by 1,000 since 1970. They account for only 7.4 percent of all unmarried couples, which is down from 22 percent 10 years ago.

Being widowed represents only 7.3 million of the 17.8 million single dwellers. The Census Bureau report states that most of the increase in persons living alone is mostly related to divorced or never-married people under the age of 35. Eleven million of those living alone were women.

goal of the sport, is unreasonably violent, and could not be reason­ ably foreseen or consented to by the person affected.”

Borrow, author of the book Violence In Sports, has brought key attention to the excessive vio­ lence issue. He is a graduate of Harvard Law School, and serves as chairman for the American Bar Association Task Force on Sports Violence.

Responsible for introducing the bill to Congress is U.S. Repre­ sentative Ronald M. Mottl.

“Players, team organizations, fans and the sports we all enjoy would benefit from a statute making it clear that you can play rough and hard, but you cannot play to deliberately or recklessly hurt someone,” Mottl states.

Mottl asked Horrow to assist him in drafting the bill because Horrow had. written his law school thesis on sports violence.

Both believe that the violence in sports can be regulated without putting a damper on legitimate contact. They have worked with

Richard Horrow the proposal and thoroughly re­ twenty minutes of sports film searched it. The bill not only clippings. For those taking the affects national rulings, but state Lecture Series for credit, the and local laws as well. follow-up discussion will be held Horrow’s lecture at 8 p.m. in in College Hall tomorrow, Wed­ College Hall will include about nesday, Nov. 11, at noon.

Use Of Dorm Lounges Discussed Fraternity use of dorm lounges was debated at the Student Gov­ ernment meeting last Wednesday, Nov. 4. Several fraterrtities, most­ ly from Beta Hall, have asked per­ mission to lock their floor lounges for security reasons. One brother said that his fraternity had paint­ ed the walls, put down carpet, and installed games in their floor

lounge, only to have somebody else enter the unlocked lounge, throw paint on the walls, and de­ stroy everything.

Dean of Students Frank Harrar had discussed the issue with Pres­ ident Chapman. Harrar said, “The fraternity cannot lock the lounges unless they rent the entire floor.”

Several sorority sisters present

said that they lock their lounges and have done so for quite some time.

Dr. Lawrence Talley said, “This issue ought to be brought up before the student services Committee.” SG President Phil Schneid said he would bring the

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Flight Reductions Planned

Postponements, delays and missed connections are a few sit­ uations that recent air travelers have had to contend with since the Professional Air Traffic (Con­ trollers Organization strike re­ duced air traffic by 17 percent.

The outlook for air travelers is dim as the Federal Aviation Ad­ ministration plans to reduce flights another 5 percent at the nation’s 22 busiest airports.

According to a recent article in Newsweek, the FAA intends to reduce the burden on tower crews and prepare the system for winter weather.

“We’re using delays as a kind of cushion,” said an FAA official in New York. “If you flew into New York before the strike, you probably had another drink while you were in a holding pattern.

We’ve said, ‘Stay on the ground and absorb your delay there.’ ” The National Transportation Safety Board has released a criti­ cal report warning that working 48-hour weeks on the part of the FAA’s 9,000 replacement and non-striking controllers could ulti­ mately endanger the safety margin in the system. However, the agency had already acted before the release by the NTSB. Increase in private-plane traffic in recent weeks was the reason for concern even though the controllers’ spir­ its remained good. The agency issued a new control system for

private planes that compels them to reserve take-off slots, which are limited.

FAA administrator J. Lynn Helms was urged by the NTSB to emphasize supervision in the towers, establish a program to dis­ cover and relieve controller fati­ gue and “limit the towers’ free­ dom to provide ‘discretionary’ service to light planes flying on visual rules,” according to the Newsweek report.

Apparently the FAA’s caution is working. Statistics show only 63 “unconfirmed near midair collisions” during the first nine weeks of the strike. The pre­ strike average of these collisions was 11.7 a week with the new average comparing with seven a week.

“It’s without question as safe if not safer (than before the strike), and the system is working much smoother than at first,” said

American Airlines veteran James Thomas. “At first the controllers were tense; maybe they were questioning themselves. Now they have all the confidence in the world.”

Confidence is what the strikers were attempting. The Federal Labor Relations Authority seems unlikely to order any type of par­ don, and is considering the FAA’s request to decertify their union.

According to PA'TCO officials, not many of the 12,000 con­ trollers who went on strike would return to the FAA, and union lo­ cals have reported that many of the strikers have found other employment.

At this time. Transportation Secretary Drew Lewis was organ­ izing a plan to award civilian controllers who stayed on.the job raises of 11.4 percent. Interesting­ ly, that raise figure is approxi­ mately what PATCO rejected in August.

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All letters to the editor are printed exactly as they are re­ ceived.

Dear Lori:

The Commuter-

I am writing this letter in regard to the operation of obtain­ ing a racquet-ball court at the new field-house. At the gyms’ open­ ing, a person(s) was required to enter the gym dressed to play raquet-ball and on the assumption a court would be open. Although, this was definitely not possible because of the popularity of the vsport and the recent opening of the field-house, whoever was employed at that time would take your name and designate another time a court would be open to your convenience.

Recently, a new procedure has been replaced. A person(s) must come to the courts and sign his name. They are then expected to wait until an opening occurs.

This can be a lengthy wait (many times more than three hours) I feel this is ridiculous. No stu­ dent has three hours of free time to sit and wait for a court. Especi­ ally when one is not guaranteed. president would be subject to The first system was less com­ congressional veto. plicated and less time consuming.

Oil is not the only thing keep­ I realize the opening of the ing Saudi Arabia in the news field house is something new and lately; with the approval of Pres­ new systems are being introduced, ident Reagan’s plan to sell. but if something such as the AWACS to the Saudis, rumors of * beginning system worked out a much larger plan started to cir­ well, why change it? culate. According to the rumors, Thank you. the sale of the AWACS is only Sincerely, one small part of a plan that was Brenda L. Jones initiated during Jimmy Carter’s presidency to establish a military To the editor: stronghold in Saudi Arabia.

Remember the old saying, “If Despite denials from the White the food doesn’t move, it is safe, House and Capitol Hill, some to eat?” Well, it is still holding sources contend that the momen­ true on this campus.

So far in the past three weeks, tum that was started under I have found two maggots in my SEE COMMUTER, Page 8 food. The first time, the worm

OPEC Hiking Oil Prices, Again?

By Jerry W. Romick Contributing Columnist For the first time since June 1979, OPEC has a uniform price structure. The base price for a barrel of OPEC oil is $34, with prices ranging from $32 to $38 a barrel, depending upon the quality of the oil. This means that Saudi Arabia, the major supplier to the U.S., will, by now, have increased its price by $2 per barrel.

The increase may cost U.S. consumers an added 2 to 3 cents a gallon at the pump. Not only have the Saudis raised their prices, but good old Oil Minister Sheik Ahmed Zaki Yamani recent­

ly announced that he would be decreasing his country’s product­ ion. Yamani’s move is an attempt to lessen the world-wide oil glut; but we won’t have to worry about a shortage, at least for awhile; the new prices will be in effect until the end of 1982.

The U.S. Senate, not wanting to be caught off guard as they were during the oil shortage of 1973, recently passed a bill that, if approved by the House, will give the president the power to set standby oil price controls and to allocate supplies during severe shortages. If the bill passes in the House, where it is expected to meet strong opposition, any con­ trols or allocations made by the

Campus Comments is a weekly feature of the Trumpet and gives the students, faculty, and staff

at West Liberty an opportunity to express their views about various topics.

Answers appearing in this spot do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Trumpet.

This week’s question: “Whom would you like to see at the Hughes Lecture Series?”

WENDY LOUGHMAN, sopho­ more: “The President of the United States.”

JODY GRUBOR, senior: “Hugh Hefner, the Playboy man of the world.”

JEDON DAVIS, sophomore: “Barbra Walters to discuss some of her interviews and her tactics.”

H.D. JONES, College Union dir­ ector: “I would like to see Rich­ ard Milhouse Nixon, and we can’t afford him.”

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was crawling through my salad.

The second time I found it in my syrup on the pancakes I was having for breakfast.

Something has to be done. I know that I am not the only victim on campus and there are alot of people who share the same views as I do. Call the health department, get an exter­ minator, find a different com­ pany, but THE FOOD SERVICE NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED!!

Sherry Kidder foise Hall Dear Lori: This letter may appear to be a little “tardy,” but I purposely delayed writing to you until now.

The reason being that I knew you would be receiving many acco­ lades for your efforts in producing a “new” Trumpet and I simply am attempting to spread your con­ gratulations over a little longer time.

As long as I have been associ­ ated with West Liberty State College, I have always anticipated reading The Trumpet with great pleasure. However, I find myself enjoying The Trumpet more and more with each new issue. Your new format and many new features have, in my opinion, resulted in a truly exciting, in­ teresting and enjoyable public-' ation.

So this is just a brief note to express my appreciation as a member of the West Liberty State College community for your work and creativity in providing all of us with a truly outstanding student newspaper. Thanks.

Sincerely, Clyde D. Campbell Dean of Administration Dear Editor, This letter is in response to an incident which took place at the West Liberty-West Virginia Tech game on Saturday, Oct. 31.

Each year, the Alpha Xi Delta sorority holds a, Mr. Foot­ ball Dance, where the student body votes for their favorite individual candidate. A trophy is awarded by the sorority to the candidate with the highest number of votes at the football game on the Saturday following the dance.

This year, George Zrinyi, spon­ sored by the Delta Chi fraternity, won the trophy and title of Mr. Football, but the honors were never presented to him at the game as is usually done each year.

Our sorority did hot know George was kicked off the team until Friday, and we feel that we were very uninformed about the whole incident.

The trophy was'not presented to George at the game because of a request made by Coach Westenhaver,, not because of any decis­ ion made by our sorority.

The trophy was presented to Zrinyi at the Delta Chi Chapter meeting on Tuesday, Nov. 3, by Alpha Xi Social Chairman, Kim Howard.

Sincerely, The Sisters of Alpha Xi Delta

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Board Of Regents Names Interim Presidents At Three Institutions Presidential Search and Screen­ policies, and any other matter re­ TIAA-CREF operating expenses ing Advisory Committees are con­ quested by presidents, the Board will be covered by deductions of tinuing to consider the qualificat­ of Regents, or assigned by law. no more than .25 of 1 percent ions of candidates for the presi­ Governor Rockefeller has said from interest earnings and com­ dencies of three institutions in or­ he will request officials to study mon stock dividend yields. der to make recommendations to the possibility of the State offer­ A participant in the TIAA-CREF the Board of Regents. In the in­ ing dental and optical insurance to system has 6 percent of gross terim, the Board of Regents has employees. In a recent letter to all salary deducted for retirement named Dr. James A. Hales as act­ 'State employees, the Governor purposes, which is matched by ing president at Parkersburg Com­ wrote, “In the coming year, I will the employer. Seventy-one per­ munity College, Dr. Floydelh request that the Public Employees cent of all personnel in public Anderson as acting president at Insurance Board consider ways to higher education in West Virginia West Virginia State College, and make special low-cost dental and participate in the system.

Dr. Harry B. Heflin as president optical insurance available to of West Virginia University. Dr. State employees.’’

Heflin’s appointihent is with the A change in Board of Regents understanding he will serve until Policy Bulletin 35 relating to the the person chosen through the “It never rains on Special transfer of accumuiated sick leave search and screening process is ab­ has been approved by the Board. Olympics,” is a saying that le to assume the office.

The amended section of the pol­ Linda Cole, an instructor at Lay members of Boards of Ad­ icy now reads, “Accumulated sick Lincoln School, Ohio County, and visors have been appointed for leave may be transferred with an Special Olympics volunteer of the each public college and university, employee from one agency of year in West Virginia last year, except three, in accordance with West Virginia State Government is fond of saying. Her optimism legislation enacted during the to a Board institution. Such a- was instilled in the 14 students regular 1981 session of the Leg­ mount shall not exceed 90 days. of Dr. Robert Doe’s Adapted islature. Because of presidential Physical Education class two searches currently underway for Certification of the balance which weeks ago when they conducted existed in the iosing State agency Parkersburg Community College, a Physical Education Basic Skills accompany the request for Camp at Camp Russell, Oglebay West Virginia State College and must transfer and bear the signature of West Virginia University, the an officer of that agency.” Pre­ Park, on Thursday, Oct. 29.

Board of Regents invited lay viously, the policy required leave members of the former advisory transfer approval from the admin­ boards for those institutions to istrator of the institution to which continue to serve until new pres­ an employee was transferring or idents are appointed. being reassigned.

Under the legislation, each board TIAA-CREF will eliminate, eff­ of advisors is to be composed of ective Jan. 1, 1982, premium seven lay citizens appointed by the Board of Regents, an admin­ charges to employees who partici­ pate in the retirement system. istrative officer named by the institutional president, and a fac­ However, until Jan. 1, TIAA will ulty member, student, and class­ continue to deduct 3.5 percent, and CREF 1.75 percent, of prem­ ified employee each elected by iums for operating expenses. their respective constituencies.

In the past, TIAA set aside part The legislation provides that the of these premium charges to cover boards of advisors are to review, future expenses. These reserves prior to being submitted to the Board of Regents, institutional are being released to all TIAA matters relating to mission, acade­ participants by crediting an add­ mic programs, budget, capital fac­ itional 2 percent to all TIAA ilities, institution-wide personnel accumulations on Jan. 1. Future

Basic Skills Camp Successful Although the camp could not be termed “Special Olympics,” the saying held true, for 70degree temperatures and a clear autumn day offered the perfect setting for the 65 special education students from Lincoln School to participate in the vari­ ous stations conducted by Doe’s students.

The stations consisted of exer­ cises in warm up, flexibility, eye-hand movement, endurance.

basic movement, eye-foot coor­ dination, and the unique game of “broom hockey.” After partici­ pating in these stations, the children enjoyed a lunch of hot dogs cooked on a stick, beans, cake, and juice.

Those students from Doe’s class were: Kevin Bowen, Ron Brill, Debbie Chipps, Duffy Fow­ ler, Holly Holenka, Linda John­ son, Gris McCauley, Pam Pannett, John Pennacchio, Sandy Porter, Chris Sacco, Lori Shaner, and Betsy Wood.

Also assisting in the event were Mrs. Robert Doe, Dwaine Rod­ gers, Frank Paulowski’s (professor of education) classes, and Janet Pannett’s (associate professor of Physical education) Introduction To Physical Education class.

Doe hopes to hold more camps for special children in the future, and his dream is to eventually have facilities for such camps here on campus so that the entire campus community could participate.

“We’re going to share a lot of love here today,” he declared in his opening speech the day of the camp, “and everyone will have a real good time.” According to his students, he was right.

CAMPUS NEWS BRIEFS Pre-registration Set For Composition Students Students who will be sche­ duling English 101 or 102 are urged to register in the English department on Monday, Nov. 9, or Tuesday, Nov. 10, between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 2 pjn. in L 18 (front hall).

Classes will be offered on a first-come, first-serve basis, and any student not registered at this time will have to take those classes opened in January.

Lutheran Church Offers African Study Program ' Susquehanna University is now accepting applications for a Semester in Liberia Program which offers college students the opportunity to live and study in Africa.

The Semester in Liberia is designed to promote an increase in knowiedge of the traditions and cultural heritage of West African civilization and to broa­ den students’ understanding of contemporary African affairs and the problems of developing coun­ tries.

Initiated in 1980, the pro­ gram is conducted in coopera­ tion with Cuttington University Coliege in Liberia. By participat­ ing in service projects, students also contribute to the work of the Lutheran Church in Liberia.

The 16-week semester at Cut­ tington University College will be­ gin in the first week of March. In addition to varied course work, students are expected to engage in volunteer service or research projects at the college or hospit­ als, schools, and villages in the area. Final examinations will be held late in June and thereafter students wili return to the United States.

The application deadline is Nov. 25. Enroilment is limited.

Further information and applica­ tion forms are available from Dr. Bradford at Susquehanna Univer­ sity, Selingsgrove, Pa., 17870.

Ski Club Meets The WLSC Ski Club will meet Wednesday, Nov. 11, at 3 p.m. in Room 6 of the Health and Physi­ cal Education Building. Member­ ship fee is $2.

All members interested in get­ ting their skis tuned by Net & Turf at a special $5 price must bring their skis to the meeting.

Scholarship Bank Announces Scholarship Grant Programs Now is the time for students to apply for new scholarship and grant programs available through private sources, according to The Scholarship Bank.

Director Steve Danz has anno­ unced that several new programs were accepting applications for the 1981-82 school year. Among the new programs are: BPW Foundation: Offers finan­ cial aid for the “non traditional female student” in any field.

A number of the available scholar­ ships are for older students who have been out of school for a number of years.

Exceptional Student Fellow­ ships: This nation-wide under­ graduate scholarship program offers aid in accounting, pre-law, math, engineering, computer sci­ ences and business-related fields.

The donor has also indicated a number of summer job oppor­ tunities.

According to the director, the new limitations on federallyfunded financial aid make it mandatory for students Interested in private funding to apply early.

The Scholarship Bank specializes in notifying students via a person­ alized print-out of the private, off-campus and non-governmental financing sources available.

There is a modest fee for the service. Students desiring fur­ ther information and a question­ naire to key into the data bank of over 25,000 sources should send a stamped, self addressed envelope to: Scholarship Bank, 10100 Santa Monica Blvd., No. 750, Los Angeles, CA. 90067

Student Education Association Meets There will be an organizational meeting of the National Students Education Association on Thurs­ day, Nov. 12, at 4 p.m. in Room F28.

Topics to be discussed are drafting of a chapter constitution, payment of dues and election of officers.

All education students are in­ vited to attend.

Music From The Campus Featured on this week’s Music From The Campus will be music for the guitar with Jeff Nugent and Andrew Wallen, guitarists, and the WLSC Concert Choir directed by Alfred R. de Jaager.

Selections will include “Rond­ eau,” Purcell; “Fur Elise,” Beet­ hoven; “Good Day, Dear Heart,” Lasso; “Love Is Blue,” PoopLuboff; and “Alexander’s Rag­ time Band,” Berlin.

Music From Tlie Campus can be heard every Tuesday night at 7:15 p.m. on radio station WWVA, AM-1170.

Teaching Positions Available The Foreign & Domestic Tea­ chers Organization needs teacher applicants in all fields from kindergarten through college to fill between five and six hundred teaching Vacancies both at home and abroad.

Since 1968, the organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both in foreign countries and in ali fifty states.

For additional information about the organization, write the Portland Oregon Better Business Bureau or the National Tea­ cher’s Placement Agency, UNI­ VERSAL TEACHERS, Box 5231, Portland, Oregon 97208.

They do not promise every graduate in the field of educa­ tion a definite position; however, they do promise him a wide range of hundreds of current vacancy notices both at home and abroad.

Campus Ministry Hosts Guest Speaker

Volunteers Wanted For Appalachian Experience

Three student volunteers are In the interest of raising cam­ pus awareness about peace and needed for a four-day Appalach­ justice issues. Campus Ministry ian experience sponsored by Cam­ has invited Sister Mary Evelyn pus Ministry during the Thanks­ Jegen (SSND), the national coord­ giving break. These students are inator of Pax Christi USA, to invited to travel with Sr. Kather­ speak on “Peacemaking as a Way ine Shreve to a one-room school of Life,” in the Social Room of project on a mountaintop in Kerthe Interfaith Chapel at 7 p.m., mit, W.Va. from Friday, Nov. 20, to Tuesday, Nov. 24.

Wednesday, Nov. 11.

The experience will involve Formerly the executive direct­ components: prayerful re­ or of Bread for the World Educat­ three flection on the Appalachian pas­ ion Fund, Sr. Mary Evelyn teaches toral, This Land Is Home to Me, courses in peace and justice in participation in the community the graduate program in religious life on the mountaintop, and studies at Mundelein College, physical labor.

Chicago, and in the Christian Please contact Sr. Katherine spirituality graduate program at at (8038) for further details.

Creighton University, Omaha. She has co-edited The Earth Is the Abortion Topic Lord's: Essays on Stewardship To Be Debated and Growth with Equity: Strateg­ The Northern Panhandle chap­ ies for Meeting Human Needs.

All are cordially invited to the ter of the West Virginians for informal presentation in the Soc­ Life is sponsoring a presentation ial Room. Coffee and a pot-luck entitled “From Pro-Abortion to Pro-Life: Some Reflections” next dessert will be served.

Tuesday, Nov. 17, in the Troy Placement Lounge of Wheeling College.

Featured speakers include: Lt. Randy Bolger, a represent­ Sandra Haun, president of Women ative of the U.S. Navy, will visit Exploited; and Marcy Meenan, the college on Friday, Nov. 13, former obstetrical nurse and cur­ for recruitment purposes. A table rent public relations chairperson will be set up in the College Union for People Concerned for the Ballroom so that interested Unborn Child.

The public is invited to students may talk with Lt. Bolger.

No appointment is necessary. attend.

Those interested may contact Patients Needed Counseling and Placement (8018) for more information.

The Dental Hygiene Depart­ ment has begun scheduling ap­ Christian Albums, pointments.

Literature Available A fee of $1 is charged for West Liberty students and faculty High prices keep cropping up members, $2 for off-campus pa­ all over, but good music can still tients, and 50 cents for children. be bought at a reasonable price. Included in the fee is a dental Both contemporary and standard health kit containing a tooth­ Christian albums can be ordered brush, toothpaste, and dental or purchased for $6 each by con­ floss. tacting either Bill Frank or Jeff Appointments may be made Stewart, or by calling 5200. by contacting the Department of The two also are able to obtain Dental Hygiene at 8030 from Christian literature and learning 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Monday materials at a 20 percent discount. through Friday.

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The Cowboy: Fact Or Fiction?

apeekat the Greeks by janine kaiser and lori gordon

.......... The Alpha Xi Delta sorority will hold its fall pledge dance on Friday, Nov. 13 at the El Tor Grotto in Wheeling. The theme for this year's pledge dance is the fifties, and the five new fall pledges are as follows: Lisa Manion, Dayna Hughes, Kim Neiger, Donna Hines, and Sharon Mulaski. Lisa Campanell was named last week as Alpha Xi Delta's sis-of-the week. Lisa is a health and physical education major from East Liverpool, Ohio, and she holds the office of corresponding secretary. Her hobbies include tennis, basketball, and water skiing. .......... Any organization wishing to participate in Children's Hospital Week, which will run from Nov. 30 until Dec. 5, may contact Lori Henderson or William Hanna at 8095 for details. All proceeds from this fund-raising week are donated to the Children's Hospital in Pittsburgh. ..........On Oct. 27 the Alpha Kappa Psi Professional Business Fratern­ ity toured the Fiber Board Company of Wellsburg. They viewed the plant operations and assembly lines. Afterwards the group met with the company president and discussed current business topics. Professor Robert Maust, director of graduate programs in business for West Virginia University, has been invited by the fraternity to speak about WVU's master of business administration program, in Room 229, Main Hall, at noon, tomorrow, Wednesday, Nov. 11. Maust will speak about the admission requirements, the curriculum, the off-campus degree and delivery system, accreditation of WVU's program, tuition and fees, and scholarships and grants. All those interested are invited to attend; Professor Maust will be available to answer any questions after his talk.

By Charlie Rogerson Trumpet Reporter , America’s obsession with the cowboy and the Wild West clings stubbornly in our culture even though many city dwellers have never even seen a live horse, let alone ridden one over “wide open spaces.’’ An American can scarce­ ly pass a day without facing the omnipresent cowpoke as he squints back from the television screen or stands forever poised to draw his Colt on the cover of a western novel or moans his fourth-rate lyrics over the radio.

The cowboy just keeps refusing to ride off into the sunset for good, ahd lately the Urban Cow­ boy movie has modernized the western and spawned a whole new western craze replete with tengallon Stetsons, tall boots, necker­ chiefs, and, most absurdly, mech­ anical bulls that are hydraulic incarnations of the real bucking beast sans hide, horns, hooves, and lethal intentions.

Unfortunately the historical truth about the cowboy was buried beneath an avalanche of half-truths fabricated in Holly­ wood and Madison Avenue. The authentic cowpuncher was in

reality a boring lout, a rustic ignoramous, who led a dull life of tending cows, separating the unfenced ranches, and driving herds to pasture or sale. Their “loner” image has been greatly exaggerated; many cowboys join­ ed a labor union, the Knights of Labor, and even participated in strikes.

Also, the 'Negro was fictitiously deleted from cowboy dulture.

More than 5,000 Negroes who be­ gan their trade as slaves learned to ride, rope, and brand from their white owners. Among them was Nat Love, a former slave whose skill with a gun earned him the title of “Deadwood Dick.” He be­ came the original inspiration for the fictional (and white) hero of 33 westerns by Edward Wheeler.

The golden age of the cowboy lasted ten years; the television series “Gunsmoke” ran 18 years.

Indeed, few women of the old west had the moral qualities of a Miss Kitty. The cowboy’s sex life did not prosper on tne open range, and when he hit town, his relations with the available ladies were not on a high moral plain.

Briefly, the women of the west were usually wives or whores. The Miss Kitty-Matt Dillon, do-they-

.........Pledge initiation for the Delta Sigma Pi Professional Business Fraternity was held on Nov. 7. A formal dinner was held at Figaretti's followed by an informal party. On Thursday, Nov. 19, at 3 p.m., in Room AB of the College Union, William Yeager, a corporate lawyer, will speak to the fraternity. The public is invited to attend.

College Chorus & Brass Ensemble To Perform In College Hall Wed, The College Chorus and Brass Ensemble will perform tomorrow, Wednesday, Nov. 11. The pro­ gram will begin at 8 p.m. in Col­

lege Hall. Offered as part of the fine arts events of this semester, there will be no charge for the ev,ent.

Man Of La Mancha Opens Saturday

By Sue Olnick Trumpet Reporter The Hilltop Players’ product­ ion of Man of La Mancha will open this Saturday, Parents’ Day, Nov. 14, in Kelly 'Theatre.

There have been many at­ tempts to adapt the story of Don Qixote to the musical stage, and until 1965 all these attempts failed. Critics had expected once again to pan the play, but follow-

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To Be Featured At Speakeasy The Nov. 11 Speakeasy will feature selections from Man of La Mancha, to be presented by members of the Hilltop Players, on Wednesday at noon in the Social Room of the Interfaith Chapel.

Also there will be an exhibit of bread sculptures by Art Educa­ tion 470 and Special Education 393 classes.

'The Speakeasy is an informal weekly luncheon discussion pro­ gram for interested persons from the campus and the community.

Soup and sandwiches are avail­ able for a donation, or you may bring your own lunch.

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ing an opening night standing ovation, they filled the papers with reviews praising Man of La Mancha.

Curiously enough, the musical is not strictly the story of Don Quixote, but a play within a play based on a few critical hours in the life of Miguel Cervantes. As the story goes, Cervantes is thrown into prison awaiting trial by the judges of the Spanish Inquisition.

The other prisoners, represent­ ing the dregs of humanity, steal from him dl his possessions, in­ cluding his manuscript of Don Quixote.

In an attempt to retrieve his manuscript, Cervantes offers to entertain the prisoners by per­ forming the story of Don Qui­ xote. The “Court” of prisoners agrees to this request, and Cer­ vantes and his faithful manservant transform themselves into Don Quixote and Sancho Panza and proceed to play out the story with the cooperation and participation of their fellow prisoners.

The tale is about a dreamer and his conflicts with reality. He has illusions of kings, knights and fighting giants. The other charact-

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or-don’t-they relationship was mythical. While most Western dramas depict the woman as someone to protect, the truth holds otherwise.

So if the cowboy image is this distorted, why do so many Amer­ icans worship the myths and gob­ ble this cow pie propaganda? Well, our books and our movies and our television shows and our music continue to dwell in the land of lassos and sixguns. The novels of Owen Wister, Zane Grey, and Louis Lamour, to name a few, still sell briskly. Gunsmoke, Bon­ anza, The Big Valley, and The Virginian ride on in television’s rerun heaven, while the countryoriented Hee Haw refuses to give up its prime time slot. Evershrewd movie makers, observing the demise of the straight cow­ boy thriller, modernized the west­ ern in such box office smashes as The Electric Horseman and Ur­ ban Cowboy.

And who hasn’t heard the songs, “High Noon,” “Ghost Riders,” and “Streets of Laredo.” The country-western music business keeps the cash registers chiming by promoting the nationwide popularity of singers like Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, and Willie Nelson. The men who run these businesses are not overall-clad, dung hill idiots but clever entre­ preneurs; they dupe the consumer with a smokescreen of simplicity and nostalgia while raking in millions.

Yes, the cowboy, as packaged, is a likable fellow.,He is a tireless worker, scrupulously honest, brave, deadly with fist and gunnay, even intelligent. He is the working stiff’s dream of independ­ ence from wife and kids: to be able to kiss the widow goodbye, ride off, and ignore the boy’s cries of “Come back, Shane!”

He is the coward’s idol: to face down an evil gunslinger in a duel.

He is the sexless girl’s model man; protective, platonic, unattainable in his sagebrush chivalry. He is all these things and more; he is immortal, making hair-breadth escapes from death to return nov­ el after novel, movie after movie, episode after episode.

And he’s still with us in 1981.

He is here every time we wear a Stetson, every time we watch a John Wayne western, every time we fire up a Marlboro, or ride a mechanical bull or watch a rodeo. He is here when we rub snuff or mimic him in a bar­ room brawl or listen to Waylon and Willie sing, “Mommas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.” In truth, the cowboy will be with us as long as people hanker for the old days, yearn to hear Ma calling them for breakfast and cattle lowing and smell man­ ure by the barn—and as long as there’s a buck to be made from myth worshippers who don’t know any better.

Music Lecturer Mark Williams To Present ' Percussion Recital Mark Williams, percussion and keyboard education specialist, will present a recital of Percussion Music in Contemporary Society on Monday, Nov. 30, at 8 p.m. in College Hall. Featured on the pro­ gram will be the full complement of percussion instruments used in works by Tanaka, Stockhausen, Musser and Williams. The program will also feature performances on authentic ethnic instruments in­ cluding East Indian tabla and West Indian steel drums.

Williams is a graduate of North­ ern Illinois University, where he was a member of the famed NIU Steel Band, and has toured ex­ tensively with that group. He is in demand as a percussion in­ structor and coach in the MidWest and is preparing a curricu­ lum guide for the use of ethnicinstruments in public schools.

Williams is a member of the Per­ cussive Arts Society, Music Edu­ cators National Conference and Musicians Local 142 AFM. 'There is no admission charge for the performance. The public is invited to attend.

Blue Lagoon Stars Brooke Shields And Chris Atkins Sat, Night In CU Playboy introduced the movie as “A breath-taking idyl of young love,” while the L.A. Times gave brief descriptions like “Daring, Glorious. A triumph.”

The Blue Lagoon, based on Henry De Vere Stacpoole’s sen­ sual classic, is the tale of two children shipwrecked on a deser­ ted island in the South Pacific.

Set against a lush, tropical background, the adventures of these two children and the first stirrings of love that bonds them

together makes for an exciting, humorous, and deeply moving tale of uninhibited love in para­ dise.

Brooke Shields stars with new­ comer Christopher Atkins as the two young lovers. The film was directed by Randal Kleiser.

The Blue Lagoon will be shown Saturday, Nov. 14, beginning at 8 p.m. in the College Union.

A cartoon will precede the feature.

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Community Calendar Nov. 1-30 — Oglebay Institute (01) Mansion Museum, Oglebav Park, featuring period rooms, glass and china collections, gift shop and special holiday room settings beginning Nov. 29. Hours daily 9:30-5 and Sundays 1-5.

Nov. 1-30-01 Stifel Fine Arts Center, 1330 National Road, featur­ ing workshops, art exhibits, classes, special programs, Edemar Gift Shop and special miniaturama display beginning Nov. 28.

Nov. 1-30 — 01 Brooks Nature Center, Oglebay Park, continuous programming in nature and ecology, astronomy, nature hikes, etc.

Nature walks every Saturday 10:30 a.m. and astronomy programs every night at 7:30 at Speidel Observatory.

Nov. 2-30 - Faculty Art Show, WLSC Hall of Fine Arts. Free.

Nov. 11-18 — Free square dance lessons by "Biggie" Byard, Delf Norona Museum, 8 p.m. Call 843-1410 for information.

Nov. 13, 20, 27 - Family folk dancing taught by Rose Chiazza, Stifel Center, 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. Free.

Nov. 10 — Hughes Lecture Series presents Richard Horrow, "Vio­ lence in Sports," WLSC College Hall. Free.

Nov. 10 — Wheeling Park High School football banquet. Wheeling Civic Center, 6:30 p.m. Tickets $6.50 Nov. 10-24 — Silkscreen Christmas Cards taught by Nancy Yeager, Stifel Center, 7:30-10 p.m.

Nov. 11 — WLSC College Chorus and Brass Ensemble concert. Col­ lege Hall, 8 p.m. Free.

Nov. 11 — Mount de Chantal Academy annual turkey dinner and Christmas gift bazar, tickets $8, $1.50 and $4. Call Sister Clare T. Brandon, 233-3771 for information.

Nov. 11 - Fourth Annual Clarke Hinkle Scholar/Athlete/Citizen awards ceremony. Fort Steuben Mall, 6 p.m.

Nov. 12-15 and 19-21 — "The Nesting Box," new play by Wheelingite Richard H. Boyd, Towngate Theatre, 2118 Market St., 8 p.m. weekdays, 2 p.m. Sundays. $4 adults, $2 students. Call 242-4200 for reservations.

Nov. 12, 13, 14 — "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" presented

by John Marshall Drama Department, school auditorium. Curtains 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday.

Nov. 13 — Wheeling Symphony Orchestra concert with violinist Micki Sugiura featured soloist, Capitol Music Hall, 8:30 pjn.

Nov. 12-15 - "Measure for Measure," by William Shakespeare, Wailes Theatre, Bethany College, 8 p.m.

Nov. 13-15 — Custom Car Show, Wheeling Civic Center.

Nov. 13-15 — West Virginia National Organization for Women conference, Wilsqn Lodge, Oglebay Park. Contact Barbara Otte, 614/283-3674 or 304-233-3261 Nov. 14-15 — Gun and Knife show, Delf Norona Museum, 10-5, admission $1.

Nov. 14 — Del Reeves headliner for Jamboree USA, Capitol Music Hall, shows 7:30 and 10 p.m.

Nov. 14 — Parents' Day at West Liberty State College.

Nov. 14-17 — WLSC Hilltop Players present "Man of La Mancha" with music by Wheeling Symphony Orchestra, Kelly Theatre, curtain 8 p.m. with Nov. 15 matinee at 2 p.m.

Nov 14 — Soft sculpture puppets and doll workshop taught by Rae Ann Uttermohlen, Stifel Center, 9:30 a.m.

Nov. 14 — Bird watchers at Brook Nature Center. 8 a.m., bird walk, 9:15 a.m. Advance registration required, 304/242-6855.

Nov. 15 — "Colorado" by Stan Midgley, 01 World Adventure Series, Glessner Auditorium, 3 p.m. Admission. , Nov. 18 — Chrysfal Gayle and Eddie Rabbit, Wheeling Civic Center, 8 p.m. Tickets $9 and $10.

Nov. 18-Jan. 2 — Holiday arts and crafts show, Stifel Center, open daily.

Nov. 19, 20 — "Inherit the Wind" performed by Park Players and and directed by William Cornforth, Wheeling Park High School Theater.

Tickets $2 advance and $3 at door, call 242-7500 for reservations.

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Nov. 20 — The Guess Who in concert. Strand Theatre, Moundsville, 7 p.m.

Nov. 21 — Curtain Call II, informal fund raiser to replace stage curtains at Wheeling Country Day School, $5 per person, 8 p.m. Call Mary Zesiger, 242-4879 for information.

Nov. 21 — Christmas parade in downtown Moundsville.

Nov. 21 — Joe Stamply featured performer at Jamboree USA, shows 7:30 and 10 p.m.

Nov. 21, 22 — Flea Market, Wheeling Civic Center, Saturday 10-6, Sunday 10-4. Admission 50 cents.

Nov. 22 — Christmas parade in downtown Wheeling.

Nov. 22 — Music at the Mansion series presents The Amart Quartet, Mansion Museum, 3 p.m. Admission.

Nov. 27 — Oak Ridge Boys, Wheeling Civic Center. Tickets through Capitol Music Hall.

Nov. 28 — Grecian dance sponsored by Daughters of Penelope, Oglebay Park Pine Room, cocktails 8-9 p.m., dancing 9 p.m.-l ajn.

Call Helen Troullos, 695-3776 for reservations.

Nov. 28 — Christmas in the Colonies, Medina, Ohio. Bus tour from Brooks Nature Center. Call 304/ 242-6855 for information.

Nov. 28 — Christmas parade in Martins Ferry.

Nov. 28 — Addressing holiday cards workshop by Mary Lou Utter­ mohlen, $tifel Center, noon to 4 p.m.

Nov. 28 — David Frizzell and Bhelly West featured at Jamboree U8A, Capitol Music Hall, 7:30 and 10 p.m. shows.

Nov. 29 — Christmas parade in downtown Bellaire.

Nov. 29 — Christmas at the Mansion open to public at Mansion Museum, Oglebay, during regular museum hours. Admission.

Nov. 29-Dec. 12 — Rhododendron state outdoor art and craft Christmas sale. West Virginia $tate Capitol, Charleston.

Nov. 30 — WL$C faculty recital featuring percussionist Mark Will­ iams, College Hall, 8 p.m.

Bob Nelson

Andy Scarpati

Nelson, Scarpati Will Amuse Students At Comedy Concert This Thursday Have you been down in me dumps lately? You say that your best friend won’t speak to you, and your dog just took a chunk out of your leg? Well, put a little laughter into your life by attend­ ing the Comedy Concert schedul­

ed for this Thursday; Nov. 12, in the College Union Ballroom. The comedians take the stage at 9 p.m. and admission is free.

The show features two topnotch comedians who tour the country and have entertained at

New York’s Improvisation, Comic Strip, and Catch A Rising Star.

One comic madman scheduled to perform at the concert is the outrageous Bob Nelson who is predicted to bring down the house with his “sensational, en­ ergetic brand of humor.” Nelson has appeared on the Mere Griffin Show, the, Tom Snyder Show and has worked in colleges and clubs across the country. He is a native of Long Island, N.Y. Andy Scarpati, a Philadelphia comic, is host and producer of the 3. The Program Board will put show. He has his own weekly photographs, class schedules and comedy show at John and Peter’s a list of rules into envelopes. night club in New Hope, Pa. and Envelopes will be passed out by recently performed on a New mail to participants by Nov. 20. Jersey Public Television variety I show. He appears throughout the 4. When you receive your enve­ East Coast* lope, keep its contents a secret.

With all of this talent on hand, You become the hired killer of the concert should be a real treat. the person whose picture you “It’s something different—a have. Your job is to assassinate change of pace,” said Vice Presi­ that person in front of a witness dent of Programming Perry Manyby squirting him with your gun penny. “The Program Board below the neck level. wanted to try something other than the usual Thursday night 5. You must kill someone in band. We hope that a lot of the presence of at least one people show. It should be a good witness. A witness must sign the time. ” back of the assassinated person’s picture to verify that that person is dead. Failure to do so will result

Assassinate Your Friends For Children's Hospital Have you ever had the urge to be a hired assassin? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the target of an assassin? Do you enjoy having fun? Do you like games? Are you alive?

If the answer to any of the above questions is yes, then join the fun and participate in the West Liberty version of Kill or Be Killed, the exciting new game that is sweeping across college campuses all over the country.

The game will begin at 8 a.m. on Monday, Nov. 30, and con­ tinue either until there is only one participant left “alive” or 5 p.m., Friday, Dec. 11. All participants must pay an entry fee of $2 and strictly adhere to the following rules. All of the entry fees will be added to the Children’s Hospital Fund Drive.

Kill or Be Killed Rules 1. You must submit your class schedule along with a recent ihotograph of yourself and your 2 entry fee, to the Program Board (2nd Floor CU) no lat­ er than Nov. 18. (Falsified sche­ dules will result in ^ immediate disqualification.)

2. You must purchase your own squirt gun. Only water may be used in the gun.

Club Sponsors Overnight Ski Trip To Vermont The ski club will sponsor a five-day, five-night trip to Stowe, Vt. on Jan. 10-16, 1982, for in­ terested West Liberty students.

The trip will be offered as a package deal at $286 per person.

Included in the package will be round-trip charter, bus transport­ ation from West Liberty, lodging at the Grey Fox Inn, home cook­ ed meals, parties, and unlimited use of all lifts.

The trip is good for 1 hour of physical education credit.

Reservations must be made by Dec. 1. Air checks may be made payable to the WLSC Ski Club.

No refunds will be given for cancellations. Mail checks to Box 16-A Main Hall, WLSC. For further information call: Jeff Taylor at 7865, Susan Morris at 5968, Randy Williams at 5842, or Mrs. Weller at 8093. Posters with further explanations are posted throughout the campus.

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Parents’ Day Activities Are Planned For Sat. Parents’ Day will be on Saturday, Nov. 14, beginning with an informal reception for faculty and parents in the College Union from 10 a.m. — noon.

Lunch will be served in Rogers Hall dining room from noon to 1:15 p.m.

Other activities planned for parents and family members include a football game beginning at 1:30 pjn. with the Hilltoppers hosting Fairmont State.

The day’s events will close with the Hilltop Players’ production of Man of La Mancha at 7 p.m. in the Kelly Theatre. Complement­ ary tickets for the game and Man of La Mancha will be available at the reception only.

“We’re very pleased that the parents of the students on camus participate,” said President ames L. Chapman. “It’s always been a very good day. ”

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Tuesday, November 10, 1981

Hilltoppers Thrashed by Tech Out In Left Field

By Joe Myers

WL Football Notes Junior receiver Lance LaFollette is quietly enjoying a banner year.

The soft-handed Woodsfield resident has caught 47 passes through seven games, just five off the school record set by Mike Johnson in 1979. . . .Quarterback Frank Zebrasky, who has also altered the WL record books a bit, has been punting at about 40 yards a crack, a rate comparable to the pros. . . .The Hilltoppers have been outscored 99-19 in the fourth quarter this year. . . .The running corps has been slowed severely by injuries this year. WL averages just 3.0 yards a carry. . . .The defense really misses the middle linebacker play of injured Mike Martin and Paul Fillipovich. . . .Freshman John Zymanek is developing into a solid cornerback. Hed leads the team with three interceptions.. . .Line­ backer Vic Gongola leads the squad with 34 solo tackles and four fum­ ble recoveries. . . .Lineman Stacey Agnew is the team sack leader with five.

Is last year's conference tackle leader suffering from the sophomore jinx? Don't bet on it. Last year as a freshman. Rich Brothers led the WVIAC in solo tackles and was named second team All-Conference.

This year, the 5'11" 215-pounder has been relatively quiet. Why? After the transfer of Fillipovich and Martin, Brothers was switched from middle linebacker to the outside spot, more or less away from the act­ ion. Moving Brothers to the outside is like taking the bottle away from a wino. Not that Martin and Fillipovich have done a bad job. Just the opposite. But why move one of the few 1980 stars without giving him a chance to fight for his job? After the two transfers fell to injuries.

Brothers was moved back home to the inside for five minutes in the W.Va. Tech game. In thirteen plays. Rich flashed last year's form with eight tackles. He convinced Coach Westenhaver—Rich was slated to start in the middle against the run-happy Wesleyan wishbone.

PRO FOOTBALL RAMBLINGS Franco Harris is running harder now than he ever has.

Too bad he waited until age eroded away most of his enormous talent . . . .Don't let anyone tell you that the Steeler receivers are injuryprone. The way Terry Bradshaw forces passes into coverage, it's a wonder Stallworth and Swann are still breathing. . . .Miami is annually the NFL's least penalized team, but that reflects on Coach Don Shula.

The Eagles get more breaks from the refs than any other team in the league. . . .Minnesota's Tommy Kramer is by far the best quarterback in the NFC. . . .Free agent Emerson Walls is going to be a great one for the Cowboy^. He'll get burned (just like any Cowboy cornerback), but the rookie from Grambling has that special knack for coming up with the ball in the end. . . .Former WVU standout Walter Easley belongs in the NFL. The 49er fullback abused the Steelers Nov. 1. ,. .Ignorance is bliss. Bliss is a smiling face. Irv Cross is eternally smiling.

GOAT OF THE WEEK: There's no way in the world the Yankees should've lost the World Series. With Davis and Gossage coming out of the bullpen and the Yanks grabbing a two game lead, how come they help but win. What killed the Bronx Babies was an embarrassing lack of basic fundamental skills. Since Billy Martin moved on to better things, the Yankees have forgotten how to bunt, run the bases, and how to hit a cut-off man. It's a sign of the times.

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By Brant Newman Sports Editor WL football fans received some tricks as well as some treats in the Halloween game against West Virginia Tech at Russek Field.

Frank Zebrasky and Lance LaFollete set school records, but Tech came away with a 41-19 win to drop the Hilltoppers to 1-6 on the season.

'The Toppers started well on their first possession. Zebrasky mixed up his passes and his ■receivers and the Hilltoppers moved steadily down the field.

Bryan Wolfe capped the drive with a four-yard scoring run.

Zebrasky added the extra point, and the Toppers led 7-0. On the second play of this drive, a 9yard pass to LaFollete, Zeb­ rasky broke the all-time WL total offense record of 3,521 yards, set by Bill Young in 1946-1949.

The lead didn’t last long.

Tech quarterback Greg Salyers, not to be outdone by Zebrasky, threw 68 yards to Don Dawson for a Tech touchdown. A Jim Robertson conversion tied the score with 6:51 remaining in the first quarter.

WL drove down the field on its next possession, but came up short on a fourth-down try at the Tech 32.

Tech took the ball and started what would be a long afternoon of trying to stop the run for the Hilltopper defense. They ran left, they ran right, they ran all over the Toppers. From their 43, quarterback Salyers ran eight yards on the option before pitching to sensational running back Percy Godette who weaved through the WL defense for a touchdown.

Flags were down, however, and a penalty nullified the touch­ down and put the ball back at the WL 18. Even the penalty didn’t stop Tech. 'They ran the ball inside the one as the first quarter ended and on the first play of the second period, Salyers plunged over for the second Tech touchdown. The try for the extra point was no good, blocked by Kevin Bowen. The score stood at Tech 13, WL 7.

WL started its next drive at

Spikers In Playoff 'The Hilltopper volleyball team continues to win as it easily de­ feated Seton Hill 9-15, 15-6, 15-7 and Bethany 15-11, 16-14 in a tri-match placed Oct. 31 on its home court.

The Hilltoppers rolled up a 84 percent efficiency average in team service against Seton Hill, hitting on 49 out of 58 serves with 12 team aces. Alyson Applegarth led the team in service completing 21 out of 22 service attempts.

'There were 40 successful spikes out of 50 attempts and 22 aces for a team percentage of 80 against Seton Hill. Debbie Miller delivered 14 successful spikes and 11 aces to pace the Hilltoppers.

Against Bethany the Hilltop­ pers completed 57 out of 68 serves and walked away with 6 aces to tally an outstanding 84 percent efficiency average. Pam Duncan led the Hilltoppers in service as she hit on all of her 11 attempts. 'The Hilltoppers bom­ barded Bethany with 22 spiking aces. Heather Maclean led the team with 9 spikes and 7 aces.

'There were 17 total blocks notched against Seton Hill and Bethany by the Hilltoppers.

'The Hilltoppers now hold an overall record of 17-2-7 and a conference record of 11-1. The team will face conference co­ leader, Concord for the NAIA tournament title Nov. 7.

The Hilltopper volleyball team will host the West Virginia AIAW playoffs against Marshall Univer­ sity Nov. 13-14.

'The two teams will play the best of three matches to deter­ mine the winner. A third match will be played if necessary follow­ ing the Saturday match. The win­ ner of the state competition will advance to regional competition Nov. 20-21 at the University of Wisconsin.

the 26. Zebrasky passed 13 yards to LaFollete to open the drive. This pass gave Zebrasky a new single-season record for yards passing, breaking the old record of 1,312 set by Ken Hamilton in 1962. Passes by Zebrasky and runs by Wolfe, who had 144 yards on the day, moved WL to the Tech one-yard line, where Zebra­ sky took it over to tie the game with 11 minutes left in the half.

Zebrasky missed the extra point, and the game stayed tied at 13.

On Tech’s next possession, they ran down the field and appeared ready to drive for a score until John Zymanek recov­ ered a Dawson fumble at the WL 20.

The Toppers moved backward on their possession and punted the ball to Tech. DawsOn atoned for his fumble by taking the kick 61 yards to put Tech back on top.

Many coverage breakdowns were apparent. Robertson’s kick made it 20-13 Tech.

The Hilltoppers passed their way down the field on the next possession and had what looked like a certain touchdown when Zebrasky ^ threw six yards to Mark Schuetz. In typical Hill­ topper fashion, the ball hit Schuetz in the numbers and fell harmlessly to the turf. Craig Hunter salvaged the drive with a 22-yard' field goal on fourth down to bring the Toppers to 20-16 with 12 seconds left in the half.

The Toppers’ special team problems were showcased on the ensuing kickoff. As time ran out, Godette took the kick and ran all the way to the Topper 20 before being knocked out of bounds.

In the second half, the Toppers once again started to move the ball down the field only to sputter and stall in Tech territ­ ory. LaFollete set a WL record in the drive by hauling in his tenth pass reception of the day. The previous single-game record was nine, set by Ray Prantil in 1963.

LaFollete finished the game with 12 receptions.

The Toppers held Tech and started a drive that was to bring them their final points of the day. Wolfe continued to run well.

and Zebrasky threw some passes as the Hilltoppers started to move. When the Tech goal came into view, however, the Toppers folded and were forced to settle for a 42-yard field goal by Hunter.

The score was 20-19 'Tech and that was as close as the Toppers could get.

On the next series, the Toppers should have had Tech stopped, but Mark Nardone was called for pass interference when the Tech receiver ran Nardone down.

Typical of WL luck. Tech went on to score on a one-yard run by Salyers on the first play of the fourth quarter. The kick was good and Tech led 27-19.

Tech grabbed a Zebrasky pass to halt the next WL drive and promptly moved down the field to score on a 19-yard pass from Salyers to Walt Lawson. The kick made it 35-19 Tech.

The Toppers took over and moved slowly and steadily down the field, moving well until the goal line drew near. Bryan Wolfe was nailed on a fourth-downand-three play at the Tech eight, and the Hilltoppers relinquished the ball.

The Toppers had one more chance, and, once again, they marched down the field. From the Tech seven, Zebrasky tried to complete a side-line pass at the one, but John Stauton picked it off and ran 99 yards for the final Tech score. Robertson’s conversion closed out the scoring at 41-19.

The Toppers had plenty of offense in the game, going over 500 yards in total offense. Zebra­ sky had an excellent game both running and passing the ball and Wolfe had 144 yards rushing with several fine runs. But, the Hilltop­ pers found it nearly impossible to stick the ball into the end zone. Coach John Westenhaver said that he didn’t know why the team had this problem.

When asked where the team went from there, Westenhaver said, “Our goal is the same as always. We’re not concerned about the past. There’s nothing we can do about it.”

A report on the Wesleyan game on November 7 will appear in next week’s Trumpet.

Sports Short

The good people at Notre Dame must be scratching their heads. They bring in a very highly regarded high school coach and almost all the experts rank them in the top five in preseason polls.

Michigan gets stunned by Wiscon­ sin, and suddenly The Irish are number 1. The Wolverines man­ handle the Irish, and then trouble begins. Losses to Purdue, Florida State, and USC follow. Notre Dame simply lacks a consistent offense or a good quarterback.

And although I shed no tears for the Irish, I have to wonder how long this will last. There’s too much tradition and overall talent involved to see this team out of the top ten for very long. Gerry Faust has learned already that the pressure at Notre Dame is great.

But Faust will bounce back and so will the Irish. But it won’t happen until next year. I look for the Irish to finish the season at 7-5 and go to a very minor bowl.

Sports Quiz 1. Who was the youngest player ever to appear in a major league baseball game?

2. Who is the only basketball player to lead the NBA, ABA,and NCAA in scoring?

3. Who was the runnerup to Tony Dorsett in the 1976 Heisman "rrophy balloting?

4. What NFL linebacker had a role in a 1979 episode of the daytime drama or (soap opera) “One Life to Live?”

5. What quarterback estab­ lished an NFL single-season record by being intercepted only once in 151 attempts?

6; True or False? The only two safeties recorded in Super Bowl history are both credited to the Pittsburgh Steelers.

7. Name the player who recorded more 200-yard games rushing (6) than any other runn­ ing back in NFL history.

8. Which running back holds the record for the most rushing attempts in a game, 41?

9. 'True or False? Red Miller took the Denver Broncos to

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Super Bowl XII in his first year as head coach of the team.

10. Name the four NFL teams with bird nicknames.

Answers to Sports Quiz in next week’s issue.

Answers To Last Week’s Sports Quiz: Answers 1. Penn State 2. Rutgers & Princeton 3. Tennessee, 1939 4. Walter Camp 5. Bob Waterfield and Norm Van Brocklin, Los Angeles Rams.

6. Rocky Bleier 7. The 1978 New England Pa­ triots. Sam Cunningham, Horace Ivory, Andy Johnson and Steve Grogan.

8. Babe Ruth, 14 innings. 1916.

9. Three. Cy Young, Jim Run­ ning, and Gaylord Perry.

10. Sugar Ray Robinson.

Tuesday, November 10, 1981

sports

THE TRUMPET

Westenhaver Drops Seniors

The Press Box

By Brant Newman

College football is alive and well, and the number-one ranked teams continue to fall. Penn State is the latest victim of this year's odd turn of events. The Miami Hurricanes, under the leadership of Coach Ho­ ward Schnellenberger, upset the Nittany Lions and moved Pittsburgh into the top spot. The Panthers may well hold the spot the longest, but they still have the always bitterly contested game with Penn State ahead. Some people say that the Panthers don't deserve the ranking, but how many other 7-0 teams are there in the country? Also, when Pitt has to play ball, it can do it. They beat the Mounties 17-0 with­ out Danny Marino and did a nOmber on the always tough Florida State Seminoles by a 42-14 count. Don't be surprised to see Pitt at the top at the end of the year.

The Ohio State Buckeyes, despite so-so play, find themselves atop the Big Ten with their destiny in their own hands. If the Buckeyes win their remaining conferences games, including the biggie with Mich­ igan, they will once again go to the Rose Bowl. But, don't count on the Buckeyes to pull it off. Ann Arbor is the last place they want to play with the title on the line.

It looks as if the Mountaineers will be going to a bowl game of some type this year. At this time the Peach Bowl and the Liberty Bowl are strong possibilities. This would be a fitting end to the college career of Mountaineer quarterback Oliver Luck. While Robert Alexander never lived up to his billing as a Godsend, Luck has done far better than' anyone ever expected.

Mark Murphy, a 1979 WL graduate, is now a starting safety with the Green Bay Packers. Murphy, a rookie, was inserted into the Green Bay lineup when regular safety Johnny Gray was injured in the game against the Seattle Seahawks. Packer coach Bart Starr said that Murphy filled in admirably well and said that he was a solid player. Gray's injury may be serious enough to enable Murphy to start in several games.

I think the time has come to take a hard look at the football pro­ gram at West Liberty. Are we interested in winning games or building character? After the conference co-championship in 1979, Coach Westenhaver's squad has won one game. I don't think the blame should be put upon the players. After asking sbme people who know the game of football, along with my own understanding of the game, the consen­ sus seems to be that WL has talent comparable to that of the other schools in the conference.

So, the players are there, but we're still losing. This drops the whole mess in the coach's lap. It seenFK to me, along with many other obser­ vers of the games this year, that the fault must lie with poor coaching.

Granted, Coach Westenhaver only has one full-time assistant, as com­ pared with the three or four his predecessors had. But, this in itself doesn’t make a valid excuse. Coaches are hired to win football games. If they don't, they are fired. The coach can only cry about bad breaks for so long. This philosophy of Coach Westenhaver's that he doesn't worry about the past is yery good for one or two tough losses, but when you win only one game in two years, it makes you wonder when we will start to worry. How long can a coach continue to lose games every week and then say he doesn't worry about it because it is in the past?

It is time for a coaching change at WL. How many times have we heard a coach keep saying that next year the program will really take hold? If we're in the business of playing football to win, let's hire some­ one who can get the job done. Give him enough time to implement his program, and if there is no improvement, give him a pink slip.

I realize that Coach Westenhaver is not deliberately trying to lose games, and I also realize that he is not as bad a coach as his record shows. But, the record is what we judge a coach by, and Coach Westenhaver is found guilty of having a bad one.

The head football coach before Westenhaver, Leo Miller, had a winning percentage of .394 at the time of his firing. Coach Westen­ haver's winning percentage with two games left in this season is That seems to be enough of a reason to make a change. I don't think the football program can take another year like these last two.

By Joe Myers Assistant Sports Editor On Thursday, Oct. 29, senior linemen Jim Raines and George Zrinyi were dismissed from the West Liberty football team by head coach John Westenhaver for being late to practice. As with any story, there are two sides and each has his own version. Unfort­ unately, Coach Westenhaver re­ fused to comment on the matter, saying only, “The action speaks for itself.”

and got in line at quarter of two.

We gave blood, and by the time we got out, it was 3:30. We went down to the locker room and changed and went over to prac­ tice. He met us in the bleachers and asked us where we’d been.”

Raines and Zrinyi apparently thought that the practice, sche­ duled for 3:15, would begin at 3:45.

“That’s what time it started every day that week,” said Raines.

The two explained their situ­ ation to the coach, then were told

by Westenhaver, “Giving blood is fine, but on my time I won’t tol­ erate it. You guys can go to the locker room and take your equip­ ment off. You’re suspended. . .”

Said Monseau, “I believe that Coach Westenhauer first thought of suspending the kids, but then later it upset him to the point where he thought they should be dismissed.”

The two athletes were report­ edly 30 minutes late to Thurs­ day’s practice after standing in line to give blood. When they arrived at practice, Westenhaver told the two that they were sus­ pended from the Wesleyan game and sent them back to the locker room. After practice, Westenhaver told the rest of the team that the two would be dismissed. Raines and Zrinyi didn’t hear about it The senior Unemen were mif­ from the coach until Friday morn­ fed that Westenhaver told them ing, when they received a letter first that they were suspended, in the mail. then told the team after Thurs­ day’s practice of the dismissal At 2:30 Friday afternoon, they before he told the two involved. met with both Westenhaver and “He should’ve never said any­ Vince Monseau, who is the acting school athletic director while thing to the team. He should’ve Ed Martin recuperates from heart come to us first,” said Raines. surgery. But there may be more “He told them that I was getting to the story than the late practice, a tuition waiver and George was for, as Zrinyi put it, “At the be­ getting more money than any­ ginning of the year, he told us at body on the team. That’s none a meeting that there were only of the team’s concern.”

Westenhaver later apologized three reasons for which we could get kicked off; we are allowed no to the two for that. smoking, no drinking, and no But the fact that both had drugs of any kind.” tuition waivers may have played Monseau explained it this way; a part in the decision, which, “When (the two ballplayers) were according to Monseau, was made approached by the coach about solely by Westenhaver. Neither why they were late, they told athlete has played much this year. the coach that someone wanted Raines snaps for punts and Zrinyi them to give blood. They said hasn’t played a down this year.

“Maybe he wanted the extra they were backed up at the Red Cross area, and they were late. 'To money,” said Zrinyi.

Raines added, “I don’t know if my knowledge they were asked why they didn’t bother to check he’s fed up with us, or is looking with the coach: they said they for an excuse to get rid of us, or didn’t think they would be that is fed up with the season.” late.”

But Monseau takes another view: “I think as far as their re­ Responded Raines, “The guys ceiving aid, because I think that’s in the fraternity (Delta Chi) were part of the question—the fact that asked to give blood, and we said, now they’re going to lose aid for ‘Sure, we’ll do it.’ We signed up the second semester—they

should’ve thought of that. What they did was place the monkey on Coach Westenhaver’s back. If they knew they were going to be late, they should have called him.” , Monseau further defended the coach, stating, ‘The fact that the kids were not playing that much yet and Coach Westenhaver kept them on the tuition waiver I think speaks well for Coach West­ enhaver.” The WL wrestling coach pointed out that “he could’ve cut them because there is an article in their contract that says if they’re cut from the squad be­ cause they’re not good enough to play, they keep their aid for that year but then they lose it.

They weren’t playing. All he would’ve had to do was cut them, and they would’ve lost their scholarships.”

The whole mess stirs memor­ ies of the early 1980 season when record-breaking receiver Mike Johnson was booted from the team after being caught drink­ ing beer in the pub. That dismiss­ al caused a mild furor on campus, and Johnson’s absence subse­ quently played a part in last year’s dismal season.

But remember, Johnson was caught breaking one of the three big rules. Whether or not Westen­ haver has handled this fiasco cor­ rectly is a matter of conjecture.

“I would support any person’s action (in that situation),” said Monseau. “Would I do the very same thing? I don’t know.”

“I think he handled it pretty poorly,” concluded Zrinyi. !)c

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Ironically, the Mr. Football election, which took place that Thursday night, was won by George Zrinyi. The award, pre­ sented by the Alpha Xi Delta sor­ ority, was to be announced at halftime of the W- Va. Tech game. It wasn’t.

Sports Information Director Chris Beall said the decision to not mention the result was based on a recommendation by West­ enhaver, who apparently felt that the award should go to an active football player. The Alpha Xis disagreed and later presented the trophy to Zrinyi.

Hilltop Soccer Team Sets Record The soccer team ended its season on an upswing by defeating the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown, 2-1 on Oct. 31 even though the team was elim­ inated from the conference play­ offs by the University of Charles­ ton, 3-2 on Oct. 28.

'The Hilltoppers gave all they could' against the very physical Charleston team.

Charleston jumped to a 2-0 lead in the first half before Khattab Shammout scored to cut the Charleston lead to one point in the second

half. Charleston scored its last goal in the second half to make the score 3-1 before Shammout scored for the Hilltoppers to make th.e final score 3-2.

The Hilltoppers and the University of Pittsburgh at Johns­ town played seven minutes into

overtime before a winner could be decided. Nasser Taghavi solved that problem with an assist from Shammout to give the Hilltoppers the victory.

Even though the team finished 2-4 in the conference the over­ all record of 6-8-1 is the best the team has ever had.

Wheelin’ Around SKATING CENTER PRESENTS

College ID Night Every Tuesday 7:30 - 10:30 p.m. $1 Admission with valid College ID The 1981 WL Soccer Team: Front row (1. to r.) Khattab Shammout, Joe Leung, Nassar Taghavi, Kenny Long, Wendel Young, Mike Bouchard. Back row (1. to r.) Trainer Hammed Bssisso. Alan Bailes,' Rashid Malik, John Penney, Doug Koban, Mohammed Musallam, Felix Okonkwo, Babak Hejazi Coach 'Art Barbeau

12 oz. drafts

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poipourri

By Lori Gordon

bite a barking dog to quiet him?

I didn't either until I stumbled upon an interesting book this week end. The book is entitled, You Can't Eat Peanuts In Church And Othei Littleknown Laws, written and illustrated by Barbara Seuling. the laws that I found quite amusing: In Boston, you must have a doctor's written permission to tc bath.

It is illegal for a woman to go for a drive in her housecoat according to a law in the state of California.

A health ordinance in Riverside, Calif., states that unless both parties wipe their lips with carbolized rose water, it is against the law to kiss on the lips.

It is against the law to insert pennies in Vour ears in Hawaii.

In Santa Ana, Calif., you cannot swim on dry land.

Don't set fire to a mule in Maine; it's illegal.

A married woman residing in Alabama may lawfully be disciplined by her husband if he uses a stick no larger than a thumb."

In Pittsburgh, Pa., it is unlawful to sleep in a refrigerator.

It is illegal to worry a squirrel in Topeka, Kan. Punching a bull in the nose is prohibited in Washington, D.C. Smelly persons may not enter streetcars in Atlanta, Ga. And the list goes on and on. If you would like to read more about strange laws and ordinances, get a copy of the book. It's really quite interesting. If you can't find a copy, make a visit to your local court­ house or library. Some of the laws listed there are probably equally as strange.

[Co/leg^e Co1LL^0e] ...........In an Article titled "Dating At lUP" featured in the October issue of The Penn, Indiana University of Pennsylvania's student news­ paper, a survey with questions on dating habits, sex and dating, and men in general were asked of a random sample of 20 women.

Some questions and their responses included: "What do you think of lUP men'in general?" The answers varied from "egotistical, ok, cute, and nice." But other responses expressed negative images with "Sometimes they're obscene^" and "The majority seem to be after one thing."

So what are lUP women looking for in a man? Answers were "humor, good looks, faithfulness, understanding, someone like my dad."

When asked where to find these "one-of-a-kind men," women replied they could be found anywhere from the library to the computer centers. One woman answered, "It depends on the type of guy. You can find an animal if you go to a frat house." ............. Property damage in residence halls at WVU have been on the decline this year because of a policy change.

Now, instead of including a built-in fee for damages in the budget, students are billed immediately.

The policy also allows students to keep damage costs down for themselves. This was evident in one incident in which a female student tackled a male to keep him from damaging a fire extinguisher. ............ "Cube fanatics" at Potomac State College were treated to "Cube Classes" in which lessons on solving cube puzzles were pre­ sented. ' President of the Potomac State College Math Club, Karyn Bane, was also interviewed on radio about the puzzle "Rubik's Cube." The number of possible combinations were discussed with tips on solving the "cube."

KUl in that “dead” person’s not being counted as “dead”, and it could disqualify you from the game.

6. TTie assassinated victim is now considered dead and is no longer in the game. He must give all of his intended victims (the contents of each of his assassinated per­ son’s enevelopes) over to his killer.

AUTOS FOR SALE Surplus jeep, value $3,094.00; sold for $33.00. Call 602941-8014, ext. 7902 for information on buying.

Pepsi-Cola Bottling Co. of Moundsville

From Page 5 7. 'The person receiving the new envelope now must try to assass­ inate his new victim under the same rules.

8. You cannot assassinate some­ one during a class time. 'This is to assure that no one will skip class because he doesn’t want to get killed.

9. You cannot assassinate your victim if he is working at his present job. (That is, RAs cannot be shot while sitting desk, bar­ tenders while working in the Pub, etc.)

10. 'The Program Board will not be held responsible for any harm done to personal property during the competition. It also will not be held responsible for any injury during the course of the game.

11. A prize will be awarded to the last person left “alive” or to the person with the most victims ass­ assinated by 5 p.m. on Dec. 11, whichever comes first.

HELP WANTED Information on ALASKAN and OVERSEAS jobs. $20,000-$50,000 per year possible. Call 602-941-8014, Department 7902.

THE TRUMPET

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Tuesday, November 10, 1981^

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issue up at the next SSC meeting.

Lori Henderson, Trumpet presentative then complained about the cafeteria for closing one food line early: “This creates an unnecessary hassle and even makes some people late for class.”

Dwaine Rodgers, IFC represent­ ative, asked, “How come the ice cream machine is always empty?

I want my ice cream.”

Several other representatives pointed out sore spots in the food system. Schneid then pro­ posed, at the urging of Harrar, to bring the complaints to Alad­ din’s attention by regrouping the Food Service Committee.

Henderson also said, “Child-

ren’s Hospital Week runs from Nov. 30 to Dec. 5, and there will be a lot of activities, so please give your support. It’s for a worthy cause.”

Phil Schneid congratulated George Zrinyi for winning the Mr. Football award. Someone in attendance said, “Yeah, even if he is no longer on the team.”

Commuter

• Carter’s administration has been fueled by the AWACS deal, even though delivery of the planes is not scheduled until 1985. If the rumors are correct, the U.S. will soon be building and manning military bases in Saudi Arabia for the purpose of keeping a closer watch on the situation in the Middle East, and as a detervent to any country that may be considering a take-over of Middle East oil fields.

Such a plan seems hardly likely, especiadly considering Cart­ er’s strong dedication to the Camp David peace agreements and the lack of Saudi approval of those same agreements. If, however, the Saudis should change their think­ ing and become less hostile to Israel, a military build-up in Saudi Arabia may not be such a bad thing for the U. S. to look into.

Intimidation Drivi?ig, lesson no. 17: One of the main prob­ lems faced by Intimidation Driv­ ers is not one of execution of any of the highly sophisticated man^ uvers discussed each week in this space; rather it is one of convinc­ ing people to ride with them. For some reason, when a potential rider learns that the person be­ hind the wheel is a practitioner of Intimidation Driving, he sud­ denly remembers that he left the gas on or forgot to flush the toilet at home. Many Intimid­ ation Drivers that are members of car pools find that on their scheduled day to drive the other members of the car pool all de, cide to sleep in and drive by them­ selves, or just don’t go to any

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ers try to convince Quixote to see the facts, but says the knight, “Facts are enemy of truth.”

'The role of Cervantes is played

by Greg Goutremout; Corinne Mauck is Aldonza, and Greg Nodurft is Sancho.

Other cast members are Tom Patrick, Brian Hagerty, Richard Kendall, Sue-Beth Gosney, Sue Olnick, Sabra Gump, Peggy Raw­ lings, Jane Pauli, Mollie Cox, Jim Mirabella, David Mihalyo, Robert Rich, 'Timothy Polhamus, Kelly Ann Och, William Landon, Mich­ elle Bennington, Timothy Grantz, Herbert Getty, Rusty Owens, Jo­ seph Benedetto, Valerie ^mhardt, and Chas McGhee.

Man of La Mancha is directed

by John Reilly who will be assist­ ed by Gloria Snyder. Alfred de Jaager is the musical director, and • choreography is by Mary Elizabeth Fassig. The technical director is Meta Lasch.

Members of the Wheeling Sym­ phony Orchestra will be playing in the 25-piece orchestra for the show.

The show will open on Satur­ day, Nov. 14, at 7 p.m., with two performances on Sunday, Nov. 15 at 2 and 8 p.m. and 8 p.m. per­ formances on Monday, Nov. 16, and "Diesday, Nov. 17.

General admission is $5; child­ ren under 12 will be admitted for $2.50, and for groups of 20 or more there is a 50 percent dis­ count. Admission for West Liber­ ty students is $1, with proper ID. Parents can be admitted to the performance free on Parents’ Day if they pick up their tickets at the informal reception in the College Union Ballroom from 10:30 a.m. - noon on that day.

'Tickets are on sale in the Box Office Monday - Friday from 1 - 3 p.m. For reservations call 336-8089 or 336-8058.

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classes that day.

In an attempt to keep all Intimidation Drivers from be­ coming hermits, it is suggested that you provide safety gear for all your riders. Up until now such a suggestion wasn’t feasible be­ cause of the high cost and scarcity of the equipment. Thanks to the Red Cross, some WL football players, and lai^ely to Coach Westenhaver, that problem has been solved. You can now obtain regulation football gear, helmets, pads, and other assorted safety items, in mass quantities to provide your riders with safety and an added sense of security when you are behind the wheel.

'The WL football squad now has more equipment than it knows what to do with, and if the trend continues, there should be enough for every Intimidation Driver to outfit his entire car pool.

For practice: To hasten and

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ensure your obtaining a football safety set, there are several steps that you can take. First, go to the local office of the Red Cross and get about 58 of those little stick­ ers that read “Be Nice to Me, I Just Gave Blood.” Take the stick­ ers and stick them on all the foot­ ball players that you can find right before they are scheduled to practice. If you can detain them on some fsdse pretense, say for an autograph, so much the better.

Next, get some organization that you belong to to schedule some kind of an event at the same time of the next home football game. It doesn’t have to be any­ thing major, say a session on the feeding and grooming of the inch worm, just as long it is at the same time as the game. This will divert the few people that do attend the games to your event, thus encouraging more players to make their uniforms available to you.

CALENDAR OF EVENTS

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10 8 p.m 8 p.m

Hughes Lecture Series: VIOLENCE IN SPORTS with Richard Harrow — CH Alpha Kappa Psi — food sale — dorms

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11 9 a.m.-12 noon noon noon noon 8 p.m.

I. D. Pictures — Rm. D, CU Student Government — Rms. A & 6, CU Speakeasy — Social Room, Chapel Wednesday L302 ___ Noon __ Prayer ____ Meeting ______ — ____ Delta Chi — food sale — dorms

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12 9 a.m.-noon

I. D. Pictures — Rm. D. CU

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13 9 a.m.-noon noon

I. D. Pictures — Rm. D, CU Volleyball: AIAW Division II Tournament Chi Beta Phi Pledges — Raffle Drawing — CU

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14 1:30p.m.

6 p.m.

8 p.m.

8 p.m.

PARENT'S DAY Volleyball: AIAW Division II Tournament Football: Fairmont (H) Eucharistic Celebration — Chapel Hilltop Players Production: Man of La Mancha — HFA Movie: BLUE LAGOON — CU

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15 11 a.m.

2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

Protestant Worship Service — Chapel Hilltop Players Production: Man of La Mancha — HFA

MONDAY, NOVMEBER 16 8 p.m.

8 p.m.

Hilltop Players Production: Man of La Mancha - HFA Lambda Chi Alpha — food sale — dorms

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17 8 p.m.

Hilltop Players Production: Man of La Mancha— HFA

I've quite a few things I'd like to bring to your attention this week.

First of all, thanks go to all the people who answered our plea for questions for Campus Comments. We've got a fairly long list from which to choose now, so be on the lookout for Janine and Rick.

I'm also extremely pleased with the number of letters to the editor we've been receiving. It's good to know that people realize that they do have a way in which they can voice their opinions and be heard.

Several people have asked what happened to the Calender of Events; have you noticed its return? Now that the College Union Director's Secretary, Kim, is back from maternity leave, the Calendar of Events is alive and well. Anyone who wishes to include his event in the calendar should contact her at 8024.

Three events worth catching this week are the Lecture Series with Robert Horrow tonight, the Hilltop Players' Man of La Mancha throughout this week, and the comedy concert in the CU on Thursday night. At least one of them should interest everybody.

If anyone is wondering how Professor Gordon reacted to the cartoon in last week's issue, he thought it was, in his own words, "delightful."

- The United Way campaign is currently under way. Those desiring to make contributions may contact Dr. Clyde Campbell or H. D. Jones.Have you invited your parents to Parents' Day yet?