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Volume 2, Issue 3 February 2021 1585 Paoli Pike, West Chester, PA 19380
OPINION
(from left to right) Carbon emissions from coal factory, plastic shipping bag used by popular fast fashion company Shein, and heavy traffic on highway
Carbon Emissions and What You Can Do By: Jacqueline Thell Staff Reporter
Climate change and carbon emissions have been a major topic of discussion over the last few decades. Carbon emissions are negatively contributing to climate change
and natural disasters. The primary culprit of carbon emissions is humans. We drive cars, use electricity, heat our homes, and purchase from companies that pollute our environment. Pictured below is a graph of all carbon emissions in 2019 and which sector contributed what
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By: Sophie Cohen OP/ED Editor
Take a look on pg. 12!
Student Accomplishments The holiday season may be a time of rest and relaxation for most, but that didn’t stop these USP students who have worked hard during December and January, both in and out of the classroom. Mary Kacergis One of our Web-Content Managers, Mary Kacergis ‘23, recently committed to George-
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possible,” is one recommendation from senior Maria Hromcenco, leader of the Environmental Club at USP. If you have the opportunity or the resources to take the bus or train, it’s highly encouraged to do so. It also benefits the rest of the community to take
public transit. According to National Express Transit, “For every dollar invested in public transportation, approximately $4 in economic returns are generated, and for every $1 billion in investments in the Continued on pg. 2
The Support Group for Those Whose Birthdays Fall on Valentine’s Day
A late Valentine’s gift!
By: Erin Duffy USP Life Editor
percentage of the total emissions. As one can see, industry, electricity, and transportation are the primary culprits of this. Transportation is the main contributor and you can help decrease emissions through many ways. “Try to use public transportation wherever
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Squash t e a m . “I’m really excited to be continuing my academic and athletic career at Georgetown in 2023. Continued on pg. 5
NEWS
Chester County Covid Recovery pg. 2
You notice him right away. You’re intrigued. He’s the type of man who carries his confidence in his shoulders. His shoulders are raised to nearly the height of his ears. There must not be much confidence weighing them down, you think. Around his neck there is a whistle which he has no intention of blowing but every intention of twirling around in a mockingly effeminate manner. You can tell just by looking at him that he gets his news from the grape vine. The grape vine being the man who runs the checkout station at Acme and Joe Rogan’s podcast. Beautifully juxtaposed against, well, every other fiber of his being, is a pair of freshly shined dress shoes. You see him glancing at his reflection on the tongue of his left shoe. The curve of the tongue slims his reflection. He smiles wistfully to himself, convinced that the Atkins diet was what initiated the slimming (he hadn’t gone on the diet yet but he had thought about it intently and for a decently long time). He feels your eyes on him and shamefacedly shifts his gaze.
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USP LIFE
Ask Rosemary Waldorf pg. 4
What first caught your eye – what made you notice him in the first place – is the sign. He holds it tightly to his chest in a way not unlike how a new mother tenderly, oh-so-lovingly holds… a large glass of wine. It reads “The Support Group for Those Whose Birthdays Fall on Valentine’s Day.” Your birthday falls on Valentine’s Day. You’ve always been disgusted by love – both in the giving and receiving departments – so having your birthday on Valentine’s Day was perfect. Every year you dreaded the nearing of the personalized birthday messages, the Valentine’s day chocolates, and sickeningly sweet love, but you were thankful that you didn’t have to endure it twice a year as most people did. You were much too sensible to enjoy such lavish displays of affection. All the falling head over heels was never really your speed, you were much more inclined to stay upright and live in contempt. You’d had a few boyfriends over the years, one too short, one too stout (one with a handle one with a spout… they mattered so little to you that they may as well have been chinaware) but they weren’t so much boyfriends to you as they were live-in escorts who you utilized to relieve
ENTERTAINMENT
‘No Way Home’ Review pg. 9
your parents’ warranted worries that you were unlovable. You’re curious why someone would need a support group for this and so, you stumble over to the guy with the sign wondering what exactly this “support group” entails. The man holds out his business card and you take it because it would be rude not to. A week later, you show up to the first meeting and there he is. The guy with the sign. He insists that his name is Jeremy. He pulls out a notecard from his pocket and begins to read “And now by the power vested in me by my cousin Greg who’s real’ good at forging paperwork, it is my honor and delight to declare you married. Go forth and live each day for a month in a state of infatuation and each day after that completely miserably. You may seal this declaration with a–” a man from the audience interrupts, “Now, I don’t mean to be an utter pedant, but I’m afraid you might be reading off the wrong card.” He had probably just learned the word pedant. Continued on pg. 10
OPINION
Why Covid Isn’t Over pg. 11