blurt
At aged 47 and a stunning 6ft or 183cm, Elle “The Body” Macpherson has to be the sexiest ever chick on the planet. Nicknamed “The Body” and perhaps best known for her record five cover appearances for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue beginning in the 1980s. (For you young fellas, if you haven’t seen these Sports Illustrated pictures I suggest you search Elle “The Body” images on Google.) Height: 6’ / 183cm Boobs: A perfect pair, 36C Waist: A sexy 25” or 62cm Hips: An inviting 35” or 89cm Legs: Long enough to get lost in. Dress size: (US) 6 or (NZ) 8 – and that was for you chicks… albeit you’re thinking “bitch” and are just jealous!
oh please... Okay, okay, even us girls have to agree that Elle Macpherson is HOT. Hotter than a lava spewing volcano. But seriously, how many of us actually look even remotely like her? Oh yes, we all aspire to look like her but the reality is, we don’t. And we never will. (Bitch). Neither do the majority of you boys have the looks of Gerard Butler. So how about we all give us mere mortals (male and female) a break and love ourselves the way we are: short, skinny, pear shaped, podgy, gangly, warts and all. Actually that makes us sound like a right bunch of mutants…
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