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cover story Rhimes time Hit hospital ďŹ nales promise big changes Shonda Rhimes and Friends.â€? “There’s just a real sense of growth for our characters, any of us get personally a sense of change. A lot of things come to a head that invested in the series I don’t know people were we watch. We put ourselves necessarily expecting to, and in the shoes of our favorite that’s exciting. There are characters -- we feel their joy and pain as if we’ve been some real heartbreaking moments and some surprises. friends, family and lovers for There are many developments our whole lives.

When rumors circulate that romantically.�

The doctors at Seattle one or a few of these friends Grace finish their season could be getting hurt -- or two days later when “Grey’s worse, killed -- in the near future, we can’t help but feel Anatomy� wraps up on Thursday, May 17. That episode loss and remorse. title, “Flight�, has stirred up ABC’s hit medical series even more rumors, and pho“Private Practice� and its tos from the tapings show parent series “Grey’s Anatoseveral characters at an airmy� finish their seasons this week, and the entertainment port, spawning discussion of a tragic plane crash. world is abuzz with rumors Rhimes recently added fuel about how the tear-jerking to the fire when she revealed shows will end. that at least one of the cast Creator and series writer members will not be returnShonda Rhimes is known ing for Season 9. According for her heart-wrenching plot lines and genuine characters to WetPaint.com, eight of the main actors -- including Ellen who reach the audience in a way that many never thought Pompeo, Patrick Dempsey and Sandra Oh -- are at the ends possible. of their contracts, and there’s “Private Practice� closes on Tuesday, May 15, and fans no word yet about any new are waiting with bated breath deals. One of the show’s storylines has several of the docabout how the episode will tors applying for fellowships play out. The episode title, “Gone Baby Gone� has many around the country, which leaves the gates open for speculating that Amelia (Caterina Scorsone) may lose the their departure or return.

Dempsey stated in an baby she’s carrying, or that Addison will exhaust the last interview with the Italian “Vanity Fair� that Season 8 of her options to become will be his last appearance on a mother. Sam struggles to the “Grey’s� set, but the fate cope with the impending of the other players is still up death of Mason’s mother, in the air.

Erica, which would leave “It’s gonna be my last. him as the sole caregiver for I do not know what’s goMason.

In a recent special, creator ing to happen to the other characters, but for me it’s Rhimes dismissed the rumor done,� he said. “Leaving will that Sam may get fatally be bittersweet because it has shot. been a great part of my life. “There are a lot of twists and turns in that finale,� she But I can’t see me doing it told TVLine at an Academy anymore.� of Television Arts & Sciences With the departure of at event, “An Evening with least one of the major players

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(2h) 2:00 PM FAM “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” +++ (Fantasy,1997) Melissa Joan Hart, Sherry Miller. (2h) TCM “You Can’t Take it With You” ++++ (Comedy,1938) James Stewart, Jean Arthur. The daughter of a poor but happy family falls for the son of a rich, but cold family. (2h15) 3:00 PM (THIS) “The Trials of Oscar Wilde”

+++ (Biography,1960) Peter Finch, Yvonne Mitchell. (2h30) ION “The Bad News Bears” +++ (Comedy,1976) Tatum O’Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 4:00 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” +++ (Family,2002) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (4h) 4:15 PM TCM “Lady for a Day” ++++ (Drama,1933) May Robson, Warren William. In order to impress her daughter’s fiancé, a poor woman pretends to be a society matron. (1h45) 5:00 PM AMC “A League of Their Own” +++ (Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. (3h) MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h) 5:30 PM HBO “Robin Hood” +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h30) 5:40 PM TMC “The Saddest Music In the World” +++ (Musical,2003) Mark McKinney, Isabella Rossellini. (1h40) 6:00 PM TCM “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ++++ (Comedy,1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. A small-town poet inherits $20 million, and becomes surrounded by con artists. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Lenny” ++++ (Biography,1974) Dustin Hoffman, Valerie Perrine. A controversial comic changes the face of comedy with his anti-establishment humor. (2h30) AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. (2h30) FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry learns that a convicted murderer has escaped Azkaban prison and is after him. (3h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace” +++ (Sci-Fi,1999) Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson. (3h) TCM “American Graffiti” ++++ (Drama,1973) Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard. Teenage friends spend their last night together before two of them go away to college. (2h) VH1 “Groundhog Day” +++ (Comedy,1993) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. (2h30)

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(2h) 10:30 AM AMC “Broken Trail” +++ (Western,2006) Robert Duvall, Thomas Haden Church. (4h) 11:00 AM VH1 “Groundhog Day” +++ (Comedy,1993) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. (2h30) 11:30 AM SHOW “Dead Again” +++ (Dra-

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A former soldier tackles his first teaching job and finds a jungle of hostile teenagers. (1h45) 5:00 PM (THIS) “The Chocolate War” +++ (Drama,1988) Adam Baldwin, Bud Cort. (2h) (WPMT) “Holes” +++ (Adventure,2003) Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver. (2h)

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(3h30) TCM “Wuthering Heights” ++++ (Classic,1939) Laurence Olivier, Merle Oberon. A married noblewoman fights her lifelong attraction to a charismatic gypsy. (2h) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:00 PM TBS “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (2h05) TCM “The Long Voyage Home” ++++ (Drama,1940) John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell. A merchant ship’s crew tries to survive the loneliness of the sea and the coming of war. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h) COM “Katt Williams: American Hustle” +++ (Comedy,2007) Snoop Dogg, Mikey Day. (2h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) (3h) See Friday at 8:00 PM USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h31) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies May 13, 2012 to May 19, 2012

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“Desperate Housewives” came at a key point in soapopera history. Gone were the days of daytime dramas dominating the airwaves, with fans taking time off work to tune in, or sneaking off to catch the latest plot twist on a break.

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However, when the jury finds him not guilty, the victim’s father and brother take the courtroom hostage and demand a retrial.

Meanwhile, an old friend of Cassie’s needs help.

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Survivor: One World 8:00 PM After a season of shocking betrayals, intense immunity challenges and shattered alliances, the final castaways face the music.

Previously eliminated contestants have tough questions for the finalists before one of them wins the $1-million prize.

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Sister Wives 9:00 PM Kody Brown and his wives Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn once again allow cameras to document their lives. Now in Las Vegas, the wives are living in four rental homes and Kody struggles to find the dream home to bring them all together again.

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CSI: Miami M The Pitch <++ Bachelor Party (Com, '84) Tawny Kitaen, Tom Hanks. <++ Kindergarten Cop (‘90) Arnold Schwarzenegger. <++ WarGames (Act, '83) Dabney Coleman, Matthew Broderick.

T Stooges <+++ The Untouchables (Act, '87) Sean Connery, Kevin Costner. <++ Commando (‘85) Arnold Schwarzenegger. <++ Collateral Damage (‘02) Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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House House House House USA W 8:00 <++++ Crank Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:30 <++ Man of the Year (‘06) Robin Williams.

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M 8:30 <++ & Now Ladies & Gentlemen :45 < Route 30 (‘07) Curtis Armstrong. :15 < Ten Inch Hero (‘07) Elisabeth Harnois. <+++ The Undertaker's Wedding <+++ Roommates (‘95) Peter Falk. < Womb (Dra, '10) Matt Smith, Eva Green. :25 < Furry Vengeance (‘10) T :15 < Accidents Happen (‘09) Gena Davis. :45 <+++ Dead Again (‘91) Kenneth Branagh. :45 <+++ Evelyn (‘02) Frank Kelly, Pierce Brosnan. <++ Since You've Been Gone (‘98) :15 < Deadline (‘09) Brittany Murphy. :45 < Waiting for Forever (‘11) SHOW W Movie < The Waiting City (‘09) Radha Mitchell. < Kiss of Fire (‘98) Christina Applegate. :15 <++ H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds (‘05) T 8:45 <+++ The Distinguished Gen... :45 < Noble Things (‘08) Ryan Hurst, Brett Moses. <++ The Big Day (‘00) Dixie Carter. < The Oxford Murders (‘08) John Hurt, Elijah Wood. < Few Options (‘11) Kenny Johnson. :15 < Accidents Happen (‘09) Gena Davis.

F <++ The Golden Bowl (‘00) Uma Thurman. < Son of Morning (‘11) < Dakota Skye (Dra, '08) < As Good as Dead (‘10) Cary Elwes. :45 <+++ Losing Chase (‘96) :10 <++ A Slipping Down Life (‘99) Lili Taylor.

M 8:40 <++ Cairo Time < The Legend of Tillamook's Gold (‘06) :20 <+++ Twilight of the Golds (‘97) < Rebirth (Doc, '11) :45 < See You in September (‘10) :20 <++ The Final Cut (‘04) Robin Williams.

T Movie < Brighton Rock (‘10) :45 <++++ Capote (‘05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. :40 < Thanks (‘11) Molly Bergman. :15 < Day Zero (Dra, '07) Chris Klein, Elijah Wood. <+++ The Hours (‘02) Nicole Kidman.

TMC W Movie :40 <++ Happily N'Ever After (‘06) :10 < Street Racer (‘08) :35 < True Legend (‘10) Xun Zhou, Man Cheuk Chiu. <+++ The Joy Luck Club (‘93) Rosalind Chao. :50 <+++ The Wedding Gift (‘93) T Movie :50 <++ Pumpkin (‘02) Hank Harris, Christina Ricci. :50 < Dakota Skye (Dra, '08) :20 <++ Danny Deckchair (‘04) Rhys Ifans. :05 < See You in September (‘10) Movie F <+++ Letters to Juliet (‘10)

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Wyman, Sterling Hayden. (2h) 10:50 AM MAX “The Breakfast Club” +++ (Drama,1985) Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson. (1h40) SHOW “Dead Again” +++ (Drama,1991) Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh. (1h55) 11:00 AM TVLND “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (3h) 11:30 AM FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) 12:00 PM (WHP) “Nim’s Island” +++ (Family,2008) Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin.

(2h) USA “Knocked Up” +++ (Comedy,2007) Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen.

(2h30) 12:30 PM FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt.

(3h30) 1:15 PM CMT “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h15) 2:00 PM BET “The Long Walk Home” +++ (Drama,1990) Sissy Spacek, Whoopi Goldberg. (2h) 2:05 PM MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (1h55) 2:30 PM SPIKE “Rambo III” +++ (Action,1988) Richard Crenna, Sylvester Stallone.

(2h30) USA “It’s Complicated” +++ (Romance,2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (2h30) 3:00 PM AMC “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) TCM “Mrs. Miniver” +++ (War,1942) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (2h30) 3:10 PM TMC “Super Size Me” +++ (Documentary,2004) (1h40) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Almost Famous” +++ (Drama,2000) Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson. (2h30) FAM “The Notebook” +++ (Romance,2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. (3h)

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ern,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder.

The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h30) TCM “I Remember Mama” +++ (Drama,1948) Barbara Bel Geddes, Irene Dunne. (2h30) 6:00 PM AMC “Cinderella Man” ++++ (Biography,2005) Renée Zellweger, Russell Crowe. An ex-prizefighter returns to the ring to support his family during the Depression. (3h) HALL “The Nanny Express” +++ (Family,2008) Brennan Elliott, Vanessa Marcil. (2h) 6:45 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) Harry, Ron and Hermoine return to Hogwarts to find and destroy the last of the horcruxes. (2h15) 7:00 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) SPIKE “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 7:35 PM MAX “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” +++ (Adventure,2003) Paul Bettany, Russell Crowe. (2h25)

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ma,1937) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles. (2h) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 9:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30) SPIKE “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 10:00 PM TCM “Mildred Pierce” ++++ (Drama,1945) Ann Blyth, Joan Crawford.

A woman turns herself into a business tycoon to win her daughter a place in society. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 10:30 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) 11:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h)

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TCM “Giant” +++ (Romance,1956)

Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. (3h30) 2:00 PM AMC “Cinderella Man” ++++ (Biography,2005) (3h) See Sunday at 6:00 PM 3:30 PM TCM “Cimarron” +++ (Western,1960) Anne Baxter, Glenn Ford. (2h30) 4:00 PM ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 4:45 PM TMC “Losing Chase” +++ (Drama,1996) Helen Mirren, Beau Bridges.

(1h40) 5:00 PM (THIS) “Passion Fish” +++ (Drama,1992) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (3h) 6:00 PM TCM “Stage Door” ++++ (Comedy,1937) Ginger Rogers, Katharine Hepburn. At a boarding house for aspiring actresses, everyone wants the leading role in a play. (2h)

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DISN “Bolt” +++ (Animated,2008)

Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus.

(1h45) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Play Misty for Me” +++ (Thriller,1971) Clint Eastwood, Donna Mills. (2h30) MAX “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” +++ (Action,2003) Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp. (1h45) 10:30 PM CMT “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h15)

TUESDAY 11:00 AM (THIS) “The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes” +++ (Mystery,1970) Christopher Lee, Robert Stevens. (2h30) HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) SHOW “The Undertaker’s Wedding” +++ (Comedy,1997) Adrien Brody, Burt Young. (1h25) 11:20 AM TMC “Twilight of the Golds” +++ (Drama,1997) Faye Dunaway, Jennifer Beals. (1h40)

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Show HD (CC) < Lenny ++++ (‘74, Bio) Valerie Perrine, Jan Minner, Dustin Hoffman. (CC) < Mad Dog Time ++ (‘96) Ellen Barkin.

THIS (8.2) 5:30 < De-Lovely ++ (‘04) Ashley Judd, Kevin Kline.

My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Nikita Nikita and Michael Super. Sam & Dean storm Sucrocorp CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) attempt to capture Percy. HD to take down Dick Roman. on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) Undercover Boss HD (CC) CSI: NY Danny and his rookie Blue Bloods (CC) WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) cops are caught in a shooting.

News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Monk A citywide blackout Monk Monk gets fired but finds Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) causes three deaths. HD a job as a fact checker. HD ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Shark Tank The common key is Primetime: What Would You 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) incorporated into a mobile phone. Do? HD (CC) Nightline (CC) (CC) (CC) Starsky... "Satan's Witches" Police Story "Headhunter" The Saint Da Vinci's Inquest "Reality" RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "The Renegade" Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Street Gina reads a Washington Need to Know Great Performances at the Met "The Enchanted Island" A musical work combining multiple WITF (33) Spanish book to Marco. HD Week HD (CC) HD (CC) Shakespeare stories. HD (CC) (N) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Kitchen Chef Ramsay updates Kitch.N'mare Chef Ramsay visits Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men Michon's restaurant in Georgia. Park’s Edge to refresh their menu.

(CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Gimme Shelter/ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E Misstep" HD (CC) HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD 5:00 < A League of Their Own +++ (‘92) Tom Hanks, Geena < O Brother, Where Art Thou? +++ (2000, Comedy) John Goodman, Holly < Sahara ++ A treasure hunter searches for AMC Davis. Sisters join a female baseball league during the war. HD Hunter, George Clooney. Three prisoners on a chain gang escape. HD (CC) the cause of pollution. HD American Stuffers HD Whale Wars "Battle Cry" HD Whale Wars "Into the Fire" HD Whale Wars: Viking HD Whale Wars: Viking HD Whale Wars: Viking HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live HD (CC) < Motives + (‘04) Shemar Moore, Vivica A Fox. < I Think I Love My Wife ++ (‘07) Kerry Washington, Gina Torres, Chris Rock.

BET The Real Housewives of Housewives Atlanta The ladies To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) BRAVO Atlanta "Reunion Part 2" wrap up the season in style.

The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel&Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report Always Sunny Always Sunny Tosh.O HD Tosh.O HD A.Ansari Aziz Ansari discusses Kevin Hart Electrifying audiences The Half Hour The Half Hour COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) gay rights, Kanye West. HD with his unique brand of comedy. HD (N) HD HD HD (N) SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox vs. Philadelphia Phillies Site: Citizens Bank Park (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Rewind HD Union HD (N) CSN Moonshiners Deadliest C. Young deckhands Deadliest Catch (CC) D. Catch A deckhand collapses American Guns D. Catch A deckhand collapses DISC must step up or step off. on The Wizard, collapses. on The Wizard, collapses.

Shake "Review Good Luck :55 A.N.T. :45 < Race to Witch Mountain ++ (‘09) Dwayne 'The Rock' TRON: Austin and GoodLk "Dress Austin and Austin and DISN It Up" HD Charlie HD Farm/:20 Austin Johnson. A taxi driver helps two aliens escape capture.

Uprising (CC) Ally HD Mess" HD Ally HD Ally HD 4:30 < The The Soup HD E! News HD (CC) Fashion Star HD (CC) True Hollywood Story "Joan Fashion Police HD (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News HD E! Hot Chick HD (CC) and Melissa Rivers" HD (CC) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) Count HD NBA Basketball (L) HD (CC) NBA Basketball (L) HD (CC) ESPN 4:30 Softball Update HD NCAA Softball Regional Playoffs (L) HD (CC) Boxing Friday Night Fights Serrano vs. Mayfield (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN2 4:00 < Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets +++ (‘02) < Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ++++ (2004, Fantasy) Emma Watson, Rupert The 700 Club (CC) FAM Daniel Radcliffe. Hogwarts is plagued by mysterious attacks. HD Grint, Daniel Radcliffe. An escaped murderer pursues Harry. HD (CC) Diners "Local Diners "Brain Best Thing I Best Thing I Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners "Name Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Invention FOOD Flavor" HD Freeze" HD Ate "Pizza" Ate Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD Ins HD That Cook" HD Ins HD Ins HD Hunters HD UEFA Pirates PreMLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Detroit Tigers Site: Comerica Park -- Detroit, Mich. (L) (CC) Pirates Post- Inside Pirates The Dan Patrick Show (CC) FSN Magazine (CC) game (L) (CC) game (L) (CC) Baseball 2½Men "The Two and a Two and a < Tropic Thunder ++ (2008, Comedy) Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Ben The Ultimate Fighter Live (N) UFCPrimetime < Superbad FX Devil's Lube" Half Men Half Men (CC) Stiller. Dim-witted actors get lost in a Southeast Asian jungle. HD (CC) HD (N) +++ Little House on the Prairie L. House The railroad line is being Little House "Love" Isaiah falls L. House A minister comes to Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier HALL "The Return of Nellie" (CC) built through Walnut Grove. for a 19-year-old blind girl. (CC) town & meets the town women.

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Gordon Ramsay as seen in “Kitchen Nightmares”

Shark Tank 8:00 PM Hopeful entrepreneurs have one last chance to make an impression on the potential investors in this season finale. This reality TV series provides people with the opportunity to pitch their products and concepts to successful businessmen and women.

(WHTM)

Kitchen Nightmares 8:00 PM Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay returns to television and tries to stop two Georgia eateries from going under in back-to-back episodes. He works his magic in an attempt to help both Michon’s and Park’s Edge restaurants revamp their menus, service and decors.

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Grimm 9:00 PM This season finale features a special guest appearance

by Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, who stars as a mysterious woman in black. Her presence complicates Nick and Hank’s investigation. Also, a series of murders re-ignite the search for the gold coins.

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Rules of Engagement 8:30 PM Jen volunteers to throw Audrey a baby shower, but she accidentally puts the wrong date on the invitations and must scramble to put together a quick party in this season finale. Meanwhile, Audrey and Jeff go shopping with Brenda (guest star Sara Rue).

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Person of Interest 9:00 PM Reese must rely on Finch, Fusco and Carter when he becomes trapped and faces the FBI and some crooked cops as the season wraps up. Jim Caviezel stars as a former CIA agent who uses his skills to help a mysterious billionaire prevent violent crimes.

(WHP)

Awake 10:00 PM When the truth about the accident comes to light, Britten uncovers a highranking conspiracy and isn’t sure he can trust anyone in the season finale. While Britten is forced to choose a path, Det. Vega begins to worry about his captain’s intentions.

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America’s Got Talent 8:00 PM Notorious radio-show host Howard Stern joins Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel as they scour the U.S. for singers, dancers, comedians and more in this season premiere. Host Nick Cannon welcomes the performers to the stage as they vie for $1 million.

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How I Met Your Mother 8:00 PM Lily goes into labor, but Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney in this season finale. Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her contractions to give Marshall time to get back.

Later, a flash to the future shows Barney’s wedding day.

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Bones 8:00 PM In this season finale, Brennan and Booth inform the court that tech genius Christopher Pelant is a suspect in two murder cases. They strive to prove him guilty once and for all, but law-enforcement officers claim the evidence casts suspicion on Brennan.

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After the safe house blows up, the six people inside miraculously survive. However, The Bold and the in order to get the upper hand Beautiful on Stefano, Roman and Shane Bill is overjoyed when he inform family and friends that learns about Liam and Steffy’s Rafe, Carrie, John, Marlena, close encounter in Aspen, so he Bo and Hope were all killed in grills his son about his feelings the explosion. Austin mourns for Steffy. Steffy spills the dethe death of his wife, but the tails to Stephanie and receives pain soon turns to anger when some reasonable advice. Liam he realizes that Carrie was and Hope’s wedding conversa- likely only there to see Rafe in tion takes an unexpected turn. the first place. Meanwhile, EJ Hope begins to suspect that confronts Stefano about the something may be up and asks house explosion, but Stefano Liam flat-out about his feelings vows that he had nothing to for her. Meanwhile, at the indo with the bomb and he canvitation of a scheming Amber, not be blamed. Shane sets up Caroline attends a preview of a plan in which Harmon gives Rick and Amber’s new collecStefano wrong information. tion. She sees a much gentler Shane brings Billie into the side of Rick during the event investigation, while Will tells and later gains insight into the Sami that he’s the one who Spencer family’s dynamics. Dur- had shot EJ back when EJ and ing an uncomfortable dinner Sami were getting married. with Steffy and Hope, Brooke General Hospital asks Ridge to design Hope’s Connie takes control and cleans wedding dress in front of everyone. Later, they argue about out Kate’s safe before Olivia can stop her. She plans to leave whether Hope and Liam will the country with Kate’s money, even get married at all. Hope and Johnny can’t convince affirms to Brooke that she is turning her life around and her to stay. Heather overhears For the week of May 7 - 11

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The Young and the Restless Nikki catches Victor and Sharon having a romantic evening together and accuses Sharon of using Victor to get over Nick’s recent engagement.

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Conan: Conan O’Brien President Obama is proposing to keep student loans cheap as a way to appeal to college students.

And if that doesn’t work, Obama’s going to resort to his second proposal: “Free pizza in my room.”

Congress is expanding its probe into the Secret Service scandal. Congressmen want to know how this could happen, who was responsible, and do those ladies take Discover cards?

The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Lakers player Metta World Peace is still being criticized for the vicious elbow he threw over the weekend. I haven’t seen an NBA player take an elbow like that since Kris Humphries got between Kim Kardashian and a camera.

Newt Gingrich’s campaign is something like $5 million in debt. He is now so broke he’s no longer attacking the poor -- because he is one.

The Late Show: David Letterman

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(Actually, as the session was typed out instead of spoken, he spelled â&#x20AC;&#x153;maybeâ&#x20AC;? with 36 Ms, presumably to highlight his uncertainty.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;It needs to deserve to be a film, though. So itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got to be big on all sorts of different levels.â&#x20AC;?

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Bent on revenge, Confederate soldier Cullen Bohannon searches for the men responsible for killing his wife and son.

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America’s Got Talent 8:00 PM Notorious radio-show host Howard Stern joins Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel as they scour the U.S. for singers, dancers, comedians and more in this season premiere. Host Nick Cannon welcomes the performers to the stage as they vie for $1 million.

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How I Met Your Mother 8:00 PM Lily goes into labor, but Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney in this season finale. Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her contractions to give Marshall time to get back.

Later, a flash to the future shows Barney’s wedding day.

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Bones 8:00 PM In this season finale, Brennan and Booth inform the court that tech genius Christopher Pelant is a suspect in two murder cases. They strive to prove him guilty once and for all, but law-enforcement officers claim the evidence casts suspicion on Brennan.

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House House House House USA W 8:00 <++++ Crank Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:30 <++ Man of the Year (‘06) Robin Williams.

House House House House Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. Law & Order: S.V.U. F 8:30 <+++ No Country for Old Men (‘07) Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various Th La La Tu Behind Various Tu Behind Various Tu Behind Various Tu La La Various Behind Various Behind Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS < Jane Eyre (‘11) Mia Wasikowska. <++ Just Married (‘03) :45 Fight :15 Bill Maher M 7:45 <+++ Somethin... <++ Larry Crowne (‘11) Tom Hanks. :45 Bette Midler Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Movie T 8:45 <++++ Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows... <+++ The Eagle (‘11) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. <++ The Company (‘03) Neve Campbell. < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (‘10) < Water for Elephants (‘11) Robert Pattinson. <+++ Dinner for Sc... :45 <++ Despicable Me (‘10) Steve Carell.

Namath HBO W Movie <+++ Cinema Verite (‘99) <++ Devil (‘10) Chris Messina. <++ DOA: Dead or Alive (‘06) <++ Larry Crowne (‘11) Tom Hanks. Movie :15 The Weight of the Nation T Weight of the Nation :10 Weight of Nation :15 <+++ Shattered Glass (‘03) Fight Game <+++ The Eagle (‘11) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum. < Red Riding Hood (‘11) :15 1stLook Movie F Weight of the Nation <++ The in Crowd (‘00) Lori Heuring. :45 <++ Splice (‘09) Sarah Polley, Adrien Brody. < Hesher (‘10) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. :40 <+++ Terminator 2: Judgement Day (‘91) M 8:20 <+++ The Rainmaker (‘97) <+ Your Highness (‘11) James Franco. :45 <+++ Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (‘84) <++ Days of Thunder (‘90) T 8:45 <++ Grease (‘78) John Travolta. :35 < The Tree of Life (Dra, '11) Sean Penn, Brad Pitt. <+++ Throw Momma From the Train <+++ Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (‘86) MAX W 8:30 <++ Ricochet (‘91) :15 <++ The A-Team (Act, '10) Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson. <++ The Change-Up (‘11) Jason Bateman. <++++ Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (‘82) <++ Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear (‘88) <++ Love Don't Cost a Thing (‘03) :15 <+ Bean (‘97) Rowan Atkinson. :50 <+++ Mr. Bean's Holiday (‘07) T Movie <++ Scrooged (‘88) Bill Murray. <+++ Love & Other D... :15 <++ Something Borrowed (‘11) :15 <+++ Underworld (‘03) Kate Beckinsale. :20 <+ Envy (Com, '04) Jack Black, Ben Stiller.

F Movie <++ The Golden Bowl (‘00) Uma Thurman. :15 < Last Night (‘11) Keira Knightley.

M 8:30 <++ & Now Ladies & Gentlemen :45 < Route 30 (‘07) Curtis Armstrong. :15 < Ten Inch Hero (‘07) Elisabeth Harnois. <+++ The Undertaker's Wedding <+++ Roommates (‘95) Peter Falk. < Womb (Dra, '10) Matt Smith, Eva Green. :25 < Furry Vengeance (‘10) T :15 < Accidents Happen (‘09) Gena Davis. :45 <+++ Dead Again (‘91) Kenneth Branagh. :45 <+++ Evelyn (‘02) Frank Kelly, Pierce Brosnan. <++ Since You've Been Gone (‘98) :15 < Deadline (‘09) Brittany Murphy. :45 < Waiting for Forever (‘11) SHOW W Movie < The Waiting City (‘09) Radha Mitchell. < Kiss of Fire (‘98) Christina Applegate. :15 <++ H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds (‘05) T 8:45 <+++ The Distinguished Gen... :45 < Noble Things (‘08) Ryan Hurst, Brett Moses. <++ The Big Day (‘00) Dixie Carter. < The Oxford Murders (‘08) John Hurt, Elijah Wood. < Few Options (‘11) Kenny Johnson. :15 < Accidents Happen (‘09) Gena Davis.

F <++ The Golden Bowl (‘00) Uma Thurman. < Son of Morning (‘11) < Dakota Skye (Dra, '08) < As Good as Dead (‘10) Cary Elwes. :45 <+++ Losing Chase (‘96) :10 <++ A Slipping Down Life (‘99) Lili Taylor.

M 8:40 <++ Cairo Time < The Legend of Tillamook's Gold (‘06) :20 <+++ Twilight of the Golds (‘97) < Rebirth (Doc, '11) :45 < See You in September (‘10) :20 <++ The Final Cut (‘04) Robin Williams.

T Movie < Brighton Rock (‘10) :45 <++++ Capote (‘05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. :40 < Thanks (‘11) Molly Bergman. :15 < Day Zero (Dra, '07) Chris Klein, Elijah Wood. <+++ The Hours (‘02) Nicole Kidman.

TMC W Movie :40 <++ Happily N'Ever After (‘06) :10 < Street Racer (‘08) :35 < True Legend (‘10) Xun Zhou, Man Cheuk Chiu. <+++ The Joy Luck Club (‘93) Rosalind Chao. :50 <+++ The Wedding Gift (‘93) T Movie :50 <++ Pumpkin (‘02) Hank Harris, Christina Ricci. :50 < Dakota Skye (Dra, '08) :20 <++ Danny Deckchair (‘04) Rhys Ifans. :05 < See You in September (‘10) Movie F <+++ Letters to Juliet (‘10)

best movies

SUNDAY 10:30 AM

TCM “So Big” +++ (Drama,1953) Jane

Wyman, Sterling Hayden. (2h) 10:50 AM MAX “The Breakfast Club” +++ (Drama,1985) Emilio Estevez, Judd Nelson. (1h40) SHOW “Dead Again” +++ (Drama,1991) Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh. (1h55) 11:00 AM TVLND “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (3h) 11:30 AM FAM “Dirty Dancing” +++ (Dance,1987) Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze. (2h30) 12:00 PM (WHP) “Nim’s Island” +++ (Family,2008) Jodie Foster, Abigail Breslin.

(2h) USA “Knocked Up” +++ (Comedy,2007) Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen.

(2h30) 12:30 PM FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt.

(3h30) 1:15 PM CMT “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h15) 2:00 PM BET “The Long Walk Home” +++ (Drama,1990) Sissy Spacek, Whoopi Goldberg. (2h) 2:05 PM MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (1h55) 2:30 PM SPIKE “Rambo III” +++ (Action,1988) Richard Crenna, Sylvester Stallone.

(2h30) USA “It’s Complicated” +++ (Romance,2009) Meryl Streep, Steve Martin. (2h30) 3:00 PM AMC “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) TCM “Mrs. Miniver” +++ (War,1942) Greer Garson, Walter Pidgeon. (2h30) 3:10 PM TMC “Super Size Me” +++ (Documentary,2004) (1h40) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Almost Famous” +++ (Drama,2000) Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson. (2h30) FAM “The Notebook” +++ (Romance,2004) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams. (3h)

5:30 PM

CMT “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (West-

ern,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder.

The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h30) TCM “I Remember Mama” +++ (Drama,1948) Barbara Bel Geddes, Irene Dunne. (2h30) 6:00 PM AMC “Cinderella Man” ++++ (Biography,2005) Renée Zellweger, Russell Crowe. An ex-prizefighter returns to the ring to support his family during the Depression. (3h) HALL “The Nanny Express” +++ (Family,2008) Brennan Elliott, Vanessa Marcil. (2h) 6:45 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) Harry, Ron and Hermoine return to Hogwarts to find and destroy the last of the horcruxes. (2h15) 7:00 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) SPIKE “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 7:35 PM MAX “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” +++ (Adventure,2003) Paul Bettany, Russell Crowe. (2h25)

8:00 PM

TCM “Stella Dallas” +++ (Dra-

ma,1937) Barbara Stanwyck, John Boles. (2h) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 9:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30) SPIKE “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 10:00 PM TCM “Mildred Pierce” ++++ (Drama,1945) Ann Blyth, Joan Crawford.

A woman turns herself into a business tycoon to win her daughter a place in society. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 10:30 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) 11:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h)

MONDAY 12:00 PM

TCM “Giant” +++ (Romance,1956)

Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson. (3h30) 2:00 PM AMC “Cinderella Man” ++++ (Biography,2005) (3h) See Sunday at 6:00 PM 3:30 PM TCM “Cimarron” +++ (Western,1960) Anne Baxter, Glenn Ford. (2h30) 4:00 PM ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 4:45 PM TMC “Losing Chase” +++ (Drama,1996) Helen Mirren, Beau Bridges.

(1h40) 5:00 PM (THIS) “Passion Fish” +++ (Drama,1992) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (3h) 6:00 PM TCM “Stage Door” ++++ (Comedy,1937) Ginger Rogers, Katharine Hepburn. At a boarding house for aspiring actresses, everyone wants the leading role in a play. (2h)

8:30 PM

DISN “Bolt” +++ (Animated,2008)

Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus.

(1h45) 10:00 PM (THIS) “Play Misty for Me” +++ (Thriller,1971) Clint Eastwood, Donna Mills. (2h30) MAX “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” +++ (Action,2003) Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp. (1h45) 10:30 PM CMT “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h15)

TUESDAY 11:00 AM (THIS) “The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes” +++ (Mystery,1970) Christopher Lee, Robert Stevens. (2h30) HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) SHOW “The Undertaker’s Wedding” +++ (Comedy,1997) Adrien Brody, Burt Young. (1h25) 11:20 AM TMC “Twilight of the Golds” +++ (Drama,1997) Faye Dunaway, Jennifer Beals. (1h40)

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News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Entertainment Access Who Do You Think You Are? Grimm The search for the Dateline NBC (CC) News 8 at :35 Tonight (8) (CC) News HD (CC) Tonight (CC) Hollywood "Paula Deen" (SF) HD (N) elusive gold coins reignites. HD 11:00 p.m.

Show HD (CC) < Lenny ++++ (‘74, Bio) Valerie Perrine, Jan Minner, Dustin Hoffman. (CC) < Mad Dog Time ++ (‘96) Ellen Barkin.

THIS (8.2) 5:30 < De-Lovely ++ (‘04) Ashley Judd, Kevin Kline.

My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Nikita Nikita and Michael Super. Sam & Dean storm Sucrocorp CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) attempt to capture Percy. HD to take down Dick Roman. on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) Undercover Boss HD (CC) CSI: NY Danny and his rookie Blue Bloods (CC) WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) cops are caught in a shooting.

News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Monk A citywide blackout Monk Monk gets fired but finds Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) causes three deaths. HD a job as a fact checker. HD ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Shark Tank The common key is Primetime: What Would You 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) incorporated into a mobile phone. Do? HD (CC) Nightline (CC) (CC) (CC) Starsky... "Satan's Witches" Police Story "Headhunter" The Saint Da Vinci's Inquest "Reality" RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "The Renegade" Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Street Gina reads a Washington Need to Know Great Performances at the Met "The Enchanted Island" A musical work combining multiple WITF (33) Spanish book to Marco. HD Week HD (CC) HD (CC) Shakespeare stories. HD (CC) (N) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Kitchen Chef Ramsay updates Kitch.N'mare Chef Ramsay visits Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men Michon's restaurant in Georgia. Park’s Edge to refresh their menu.

(CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Gimme Shelter/ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E Misstep" HD (CC) HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD 5:00 < A League of Their Own +++ (‘92) Tom Hanks, Geena < O Brother, Where Art Thou? +++ (2000, Comedy) John Goodman, Holly < Sahara ++ A treasure hunter searches for AMC Davis. Sisters join a female baseball league during the war. HD Hunter, George Clooney. Three prisoners on a chain gang escape. HD (CC) the cause of pollution. HD American Stuffers HD Whale Wars "Battle Cry" HD Whale Wars "Into the Fire" HD Whale Wars: Viking HD Whale Wars: Viking HD Whale Wars: Viking HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live HD (CC) < Motives + (‘04) Shemar Moore, Vivica A Fox. < I Think I Love My Wife ++ (‘07) Kerry Washington, Gina Torres, Chris Rock.

BET The Real Housewives of Housewives Atlanta The ladies To Be Announced (CC) To Be Announced (CC) BRAVO Atlanta "Reunion Part 2" wrap up the season in style.

The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel&Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report Always Sunny Always Sunny Tosh.O HD Tosh.O HD A.Ansari Aziz Ansari discusses Kevin Hart Electrifying audiences The Half Hour The Half Hour COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) gay rights, Kanye West. HD with his unique brand of comedy. HD (N) HD HD HD (N) SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Boston Red Sox vs. Philadelphia Phillies Site: Citizens Bank Park (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Rewind HD Union HD (N) CSN Moonshiners Deadliest C. Young deckhands Deadliest Catch (CC) D. Catch A deckhand collapses American Guns D. Catch A deckhand collapses DISC must step up or step off. on The Wizard, collapses. on The Wizard, collapses.

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T Movie : 4 5 <++++ Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (‘39) James Stewart. <++++ It Happened One Night (‘34) <++++ You Can't Take it With You (‘38) : 1 5 <++++ Lady for a Day (‘33) May Robson.

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Harry’s Law 8:00 PM Harry defends a client accused of raping and murdering his girlfriend.

However, when the jury finds him not guilty, the victim’s father and brother take the courtroom hostage and demand a retrial.

Meanwhile, an old friend of Cassie’s needs help.

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Survivor: One World 8:00 PM After a season of shocking betrayals, intense immunity challenges and shattered alliances, the final castaways face the music.

Previously eliminated contestants have tough questions for the finalists before one of them wins the $1-million prize.

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Sister Wives 9:00 PM Kody Brown and his wives Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn once again allow cameras to document their lives. Now in Las Vegas, the wives are living in four rental homes and Kody struggles to find the dream home to bring them all together again.

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Morgan Freeman. HD Potter's Touch Enjoying Life Lead the Way Holy Land (CC) Joel Osteen Kerry Shook Voice Creflo Dollar Mary of Nazareth (CC) TBN 5:30 < The Mummy Returns ++ (‘01) Rachel Weisz, Brendan < Men in Black II ++ (‘02) Will Smith. Secret :50 < Men in Black II ++ (‘02) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. < The TBS Fraser. A 3,000-year-old mummy is resurrected. HD agents battle an alien disguised in human form. Secret agents battle an alien disguised in human form. HD Mummy Ret...

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5:30 < O Brother, Where Art Thou? +++ (‘00) George < Independence Day +++ (1996, Sci-Fi) Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Will Smith. A group of < Independence Day +++ AMC Clooney. Three prisoners on a chain gang escape. HD people battle against alien invaders. HD (CC) (‘96) Will Smith. HD Tanked! HD Tanked! "Serenity Now" HD Tanked! HD Tanked! "Polar Opposites" HD Tanked! HD Tanked! "Polar Opposites" HD ANPL < Roll Bounce + (‘05) Brandon T. Jackson, Marcus T. Paulk, Bow Wow. (CC) < 35 and Ticking ++ (‘11) Nicole Ari Parker, Kevin Hart, Tamala Jones. (CC) < Video Girl ++ BET The Real Housewives "Whine Real Housewives Slade enlists < The Interpreter ++ (2005, Drama) Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, Nicole :35 < The Interpreter ++ Nicole Kidman. A BRAVO & Cheese" (CC) Heather to help pick out rings. Kidman. A UN translator overhears an assassination plot. (CC) UN translator overhears an assassination plot. :15 < Road House ++ Patrick Swayze. An expert bouncer is hired to clean up a Missouri bar.

Texas Women HD (N) Southern Nights HD (N) Texas Women HD CMT 4:30 < Mr. < Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story +++ (‘04) Ben Stiller, < Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ++ (‘06) John C. Reilly, < Katt Williams: American COM Deeds ++ HD Vince Vaughn. A gym owner enters a dodgeball competition. HD Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Ferrell. A NASCAR driver's talent is put to the test. HD Hustle +++ (‘07) Mikey Day. SportsNite HD Great Sports Debate HD A.F.L. Football Philadephia Soul vs. Spokane Shock SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Poker HD CSN MythBusters (CC) Prison Stack Prison Stack First Week First time inmates Inside Death Row American Guns DISC face the reality of life in jail.

Austin "Soups Shake "Parent A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm GoodLk "Dress Shake "Tunnel Phineas and Jessie HD A.N.T. Farm Shake "Camp Shake It Up Austin "Soups DISN & Stars" HD Trap It Up" HD HD HD Mess" HD It Up" HD Ferb HD HD It Up" HD HD & Stars" HD Khloe & Khloe & True Hollywood Story "Joan < Charlie's Angels ++ (‘00) Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Drew Mrs. Khloe & The Soup HD Chelsea Lately E! Lamar HD Lamar HD and Melissa Rivers" HD (CC) Eastwood HD Lamar HD (CC) HD Barrymore. Female detectives must retrieve stolen software.

NCAA Softball Division I Tournament (L) HD (CC) MLB Special (CC) SportsC. HD NBA Basketball (L) HD (CC) ESPN 5:00 NHRA Drag Racing HD E:60 (CC) 30/30 "The Birth of Big Air" Skateboarding Street League (L) (CC) MLS Soccer Los Angeles vs Chivas (L) HD ESPN2 4:30 < Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire +++ (‘05) Daniel < Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix +++ (2007, Adventure) Rupert Grint, Emma < Harry Potter and the FAM Radcliffe. Harry is selected for the Tri-Wizard Tournament. HD Watson, Daniel Radcliffe. Harry faces trial after using magic outside of school. HD (CC) Prisoner of Azkaban HD Restaurant: Impossible Chopped An unusual cut of Chopped "Own It!" Four chefs Chopped Making escargot go Chopped Viewers decide what IronChef Chef Mullen takes on FOOD "Pappas Restaurant" HD beef presents a challenge. HD have something to prove. HD with red jalapenos. HD goes into the mystery basket. Iron Chef Cat Cora. HD 4:00 MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates Post- Inside Pirates MLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Detroit Tigers Site: Comerica Park -- Detroit, Mich. (CC) WPT Poker Bellagio Diamond FSN Pirates vs. Detroit Tigers (L) game (L) (CC) Baseball Classic (CC) 5:00 < Superbad +++ Jonah Hill. Geeky high < Step Brothers ++ (2008, Comedy) John C. Reilly, Will Ferrell. Two men must < Death at a Funeral ++ (2010, Comedy) Keith David. A FX school seniors plan to lose their virginity. HD give up their pampered lifestyles. HD (CC) funeral turns into a debacle as secrets are revealed. HD (CC) < A Crush on You (‘11) Brigid Brannagh. A man and a single < Kiss at Pine Lake (‘12) Adam DiMarco, Mia Kirshner. A man < Kiss at Pine Lake (‘12) Adam DiMarco, Mia Kirshner. A man HALL mother have an anonymous friendship. HD finds himself the owner of a sinking business. HD finds himself the owner of a sinking business. HD 5:00 Vietnam in HD HD Swamp Troy and Clint decide Pawn Stars HD Pawn Stars Pawn Stars HD Pawn Stars HD Pawn Stars HD PawnSt. "Trail Pawn Stars HD Pawn Stars HD HIST to brave a treacherous swamp.

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MTV Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious HD Victorious How to Rock How to Rock Bucket & That '70s That '70s Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK Skinner Show (CC) Show (CC) 4:00 NASCAR RaceDay HD NASCAR Auto Racing All-Star Race Sprint Cup Series Site: Charlotte Motor Speedway -- Charlotte, N.C. (L) HD (CC) HardPart HD Victory HD SPEED 5:00 < Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace +++ < Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones +++ (2002, Sci-Fi) Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Ewan < Crocodile SPIKE Jedi Knights discover a boy with great potential. HD McGregor. Anakin falls for Padmé while Obi Wan discovers clones. HD (CC) Dundee HD 4:00 < X-Men < Stealth ++ (2005, Action) Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Josh Lucas. A < American Battleship (2012, Action) Mario Van Peebles. An < Battle of Los Angeles (‘11) SYFY +++ computerized jet develops a mind of its own. (CC) American crew must stop a super battleship. (P) HD Kel Mitchell, Nia Peeples. HD 5:00 Praise the Lord (CC) Precious Memories (CC) In Touch Ministries (CC) The Hour of Power (CC) Billy Graham Crusade (CC) Not A Fan Travel-Road TBN Friends Friends Seinfeld Seinfeld "The The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang < Old School +++ (‘03) Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Luke TBS Couch" (CC) Theory Theory Theory Theory Wilson. Three men try to recapture their college days. HD (CC) :15 < Knute Rockne: All American +++ (‘40) Gale Page, < Wuthering Heights ++++ (‘39) Merle Oberon, Laurence < The Long Voyage Home ++++ (‘40) Thomas Mitchell, TCM Ronald Reagan, Pat O'Brien. The biography of a famed coach.

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John Wayne. A merchant ship's crew deals with loneliness.

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A family moves to California during the Depression. reporter pieces together a tycoon's life story.

Carson, Errol Flynn. The biography of Jim Corbett.

Paris +++ Rudy Vallee.

Dateline: Real Myst.

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12:00 PM

DISN “Bolt” +++ (Animated,2008)

Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus.

(1h40) 2:00 PM SHOW “Roommates” +++ (Drama,1995) Peter Falk, Julianne Moore.

(2h) 2:45 PM MAX “Star Trek III: The Search for Spock” +++ (Sci-Fi,1984) Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner. (1h45) 3:30 PM (THIS) “The Long Goodbye” +++ (Crime Story,1973) David Arkin, Elliott Gould. (2h30) 5:45 PM TCM “Niagara” +++ (Suspense,1953) Joseph Cotten, Marilyn Monroe. (1h45) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” ++++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 6:45 PM 6:20 PM MAX “Men in Black” +++ (SciFi,1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith.

(1h40) 8:00 PM AMC “Death Wish” +++ (Action,1974) Charles Bronson, Stephen Elliott. (2h) CMT “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. (2h15) TMC “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (2h) 10:00 PM (THIS) “The Crow” +++ (Action,1994) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson. (2h) TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 11:00 AM

TCM “Fort Apache” +++ (West-

ern,1948) Henry Fonda, John Wayne.

(2h15) 11:45 AM SHOW “Evelyn” +++ (Drama,2002) Pierce Brosnan, Frank Kelly. (1h45) 1:00 PM (THIS) “Beachhead” +++ (War,1954) Frank Lovejoy, Tony Curtis. (2h) 1:15 PM TCM “Mister Roberts” ++++ (Comedy,1955) Henry Fonda, James Cagney.

An officer aboard a ship yearns for combat duty while his friends play practical jokes. (2h15) 2:00 PM FX “The Wedding Singer” +++ (Comedy,1997) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (2h) ION “Baby Boom” +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis.

(2h) 2:30 PM MAX “Throw Momma From the Train” +++ (Comedy,1987) Billy Crystal, Danny DeVito. (1h30) 3:00 PM (THIS) “Brannigan” +++ (Crime Story,1975) John Wayne, Judy Geeson.

(2h30)

CARLISLE SENTINEL

best movies TMC “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002)

Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (2h) 3:30 PM TCM “Stage Struck” +++ (Drama,1958) Henry Fonda, Susan Strasberg. (1h45) 4:00 PM FX “Grandma’s Boy” +++ (Comedy,2006) Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert.

(2h) MAX “Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home” +++ (Sci-Fi,1986) Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner. (2h) 5:00 PM HBO “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell.

(2h) 5:15 PM TCM “Advise and Consent” +++ (Drama,1962) Charles Laughton, Henry Fonda. (2h45) 5:30 PM (THIS) “Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia” +++ (Action,1974) Alex Vega, Warren Oates. (Subtitled) (2h30) 6:55 PM TMC “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte.

During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel manager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees.

(2h05) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Two Mules for Sister Sara” +++ (Western,1970) Clint Eastwood, Shirley MacLaine. (2h30) CMT “Blazing Saddles” ++++ (Western,1974) (2h15) See Sunday at 5:30 PM TCM “Dead End” +++ (Crime Story,1937) Humphrey Bogart, Sylvia Sidney. (1h45) SHOW “The Green Mile” +++ (Drama,1999) David Morse, Tom Hanks.

(3h15) 10:00 PM MAX “X2: X-Men United” +++ (SciFi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.

(2h15)

THURSDAY 11:30 AM

HBO “Cinema Verite” +++ (Docu-

mentary,1999) D.A. Pennebaker, Richard Leacock. (1h30) 12:15 PM TCM “The Wagons Roll at Night” +++ (Romance,1941) Humphrey Bogart, Joan Leslie. (1h30) 1:00 PM FX “21” +++ (Drama,2008) Kate Bosworth, Jim Sturgess. (2h30) ION “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++ (Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. (3h) 2:30 PM TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama,1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. (2h20) 3:30 PM FX “Boiler Room” +++ (Drama,2000) Giovanni Ribisi, Vin Diesel. (2h30) 4:50 PM MAX “Mr. Bean’s Holiday” +++ (Comedy,2007) Rowan Atkinson, Steve Pemberton. (1h30) TMC “The Wedding Gift” +++ (Drama,1993) Jim Broadbent, Julie Walters. (1h30) 5:45 PM HBO “Something’s Gotta Give” +++ (Comedy,2003) Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson. (2h15)

6:45 PM

TCM “Spy Chasers” +++ (Come-

dy,1956) Huntz Hall, Leo Gorcey. (1h15) 7:00 PM COM “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” +++ (Family,2002) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (4h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Running Scared” +++ (Action,1986) Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines.

(2h) TCM “Boomerang!” ++++ (Mystery,1947) Dana Andrews, Jane Wyatt.

A prosecutor fights to prove the defendant in a scandalous murder case is innocent. (2h) 8:15 PM MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h45) 9:00 PM FX “What Happens in Vegas” +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (3h) VH1 “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) 10:00 PM (THIS) “American Gigolo” +++ (Drama,1979) Lauren Hutton, Richard Gere. (2h) TCM “Call Northside 777” +++ (Drama,1948) James Stewart, Richard Conte. (2h)

FRIDAY 11:00 AM

VH1 “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++

(Drama,1991) (2h) See Thursday at 9:00 PM 11:15 AM HBO “Shattered Glass” +++ (Drama,2003) Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard. (1h45) 12:00 PM COM “Revenge of the Nerds” +++ (Comedy,1984) Anthony Edwards, Robert Carradine. (2h) TCM “It Happened One Night” ++++ (Romance,1934) Clark Gable, Claudette Colbert. A newspaper reporter tracks a runaway heiress on a madcap cross-country tour. (2h) 12:30 PM DISN “Oliver and Company” +++ (Animated,1989) Voices of Billy Joel, Joey Lawrence. (1h15) 1:15 PM MAX “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (2h05) 1:30 PM HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) 2:00 PM FAM “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” +++ (Fantasy,1997) Melissa Joan Hart, Sherry Miller. (2h) TCM “You Can’t Take it With You” ++++ (Comedy,1938) James Stewart, Jean Arthur. The daughter of a poor but happy family falls for the son of a rich, but cold family. (2h15) 3:00 PM (THIS) “The Trials of Oscar Wilde”

+++ (Biography,1960) Peter Finch, Yvonne Mitchell. (2h30) ION “The Bad News Bears” +++ (Comedy,1976) Tatum O’Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 4:00 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” +++ (Family,2002) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (4h) 4:15 PM TCM “Lady for a Day” ++++ (Drama,1933) May Robson, Warren William. In order to impress her daughter’s fiancé, a poor woman pretends to be a society matron. (1h45) 5:00 PM AMC “A League of Their Own” +++ (Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. (3h) MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h) 5:30 PM HBO “Robin Hood” +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h30) 5:40 PM TMC “The Saddest Music In the World” +++ (Musical,2003) Mark McKinney, Isabella Rossellini. (1h40) 6:00 PM TCM “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ++++ (Comedy,1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. A small-town poet inherits $20 million, and becomes surrounded by con artists. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Lenny” ++++ (Biography,1974) Dustin Hoffman, Valerie Perrine. A controversial comic changes the face of comedy with his anti-establishment humor. (2h30) AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. (2h30) FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry learns that a convicted murderer has escaped Azkaban prison and is after him. (3h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace” +++ (Sci-Fi,1999) Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson. (3h) TCM “American Graffiti” ++++ (Drama,1973) Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard. Teenage friends spend their last night together before two of them go away to college. (2h) VH1 “Groundhog Day” +++ (Comedy,1993) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. (2h30)

SATURDAY 10:00 AM COM “Revenge of the Nerds” +++ (Comedy,1984) Anthony Edwards, Robert Carradine. (2h) 10:15 AM HBO “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell.

(2h) 10:30 AM AMC “Broken Trail” +++ (Western,2006) Robert Duvall, Thomas Haden Church. (4h) 11:00 AM VH1 “Groundhog Day” +++ (Comedy,1993) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. (2h30) 11:30 AM SHOW “Dead Again” +++ (Dra-

ma,1991) Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh. (1h55) 12:00 PM (WLYH) “Groundhog Day” +++ (Comedy,1993) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. (2h) HALL “Uncorked” +++ (Romance,2010) JoBeth Williams, Julie Benz. (2h) MAX “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” +++ (Comedy,1986) Alan Ruck, Matthew Broderick. (1h45) 1:00 PM ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) TMC “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) (2h05) See Wednesday at 6:55 PM 1:15 PM TCM “The Diary of Anne Frank” ++++ (Biography,1959) Joseph Schildkraut, Millie Perkins. A Jewish teenager and her family are forced into hiding during the Nazis’ occupation. (3h15) 1:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) (3h) See Friday at 8:00 PM 2:00 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15) SPIKE “Interview With the Vampire” +++ (Horror,1994) Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise. (3h) 3:00 PM ION “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++ (Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. (3h) 3:05 PM TMC “Capote” ++++ (True Story,2005) (1h55) See Wednesday at 9:45 AM 4:00 PM SYFY “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h30) 4:15 PM CMT “Rocky IV” +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h) 4:30 PM FAM “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” +++ (Adventure,2005) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. (3h30) TCM “Blackboard Jungle” ++++ (Drama,1955) Anne Francis, Glenn Ford.

A former soldier tackles his first teaching job and finds a jungle of hostile teenagers. (1h45) 5:00 PM (THIS) “The Chocolate War” +++ (Drama,1988) Adam Baldwin, Bud Cort. (2h) (WPMT) “Holes” +++ (Adventure,2003) Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver. (2h)

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Michael Cera, Jonah Hill. (2h30)

SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode I: The

Phantom Menace” +++ (Sci-Fi,1999) Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson. (3h) TMC “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (2h) 5:30 PM AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. (2h30) 6:15 PM TCM “Knute Rockne: All American” +++ (Biography,1940) Gale Page, Pat O’Brien. (1h45) 6:30 PM COM “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” +++ (Comedy,2004) Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn. (2h) 7:00 PM TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) (2h) See Sunday at 8:00 PM 8:00 PM AMC “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” +++ (Adventure,2007) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (3h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones” +++ (Sci-Fi,2002) Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman.

(3h30) TCM “Wuthering Heights” ++++ (Classic,1939) Laurence Olivier, Merle Oberon. A married noblewoman fights her lifelong attraction to a charismatic gypsy. (2h) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:00 PM TBS “Old School” +++ (Comedy,2003) Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell. (2h05) TCM “The Long Voyage Home” ++++ (Drama,1940) John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell. A merchant ship’s crew tries to survive the loneliness of the sea and the coming of war. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. (3h) COM “Katt Williams: American Hustle” +++ (Comedy,2007) Snoop Dogg, Mikey Day. (2h) FAM “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” ++++ (Fantasy,2004) (3h) See Friday at 8:00 PM USA “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. (2h31) Carlisle Sentinel, PA: Movies May 13, 2012 to May 19, 2012

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Teri Hatcher leads the groundbreaking prime-time soap opera “Desperate House- ensemble cast as relatable hopeless romantic Susan, wives” will have to do when the show wraps up after eight while Marcia Cross can be seen as perfectionist Bree. seasons on Sunday, May 13.

Felicity Huffman won a 2004 The show follows a closeknit group of women who live Emmy for her portrayal of dedicated mom Lynette. Eva seemingly-perfect lives in a suburb of the fictional Ameri- Longoria rounds out the main cast as Latina beauty Gabrican town of Fairview.

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Although little detail is known about the plot of the finale, snapshots from the set on the day of its filming surfaced on the Internet and provided a hint: Lynette was dressed up as an elderly lady, leading some to speculate that the finale would jump into the future. It’s not unheard of for “Housewives” to jump ahead -- Season 5 picked up the storylines five years later, even though there were only five months between seasons in real time.

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“The last act, which I’ve had in my head for seven and a half years, is absolutely what we’re going to do,” he said earlier this year.

He may have had the plot in mind for years, but there’s no way he could have known what a trend setter “Desperate Housewives” would become.

The show premiered in 2004, when the notion of a prime-time soap opera seemed hopelessly blasé.

Networks hadn’t trod through that territory in a while, though shows such as “Dallas,” “Dynasty” and “Knots Landing” were hugely popular in the 1980s. Still, the concept seemed a tough sell to audiences, especially considering the most recent prime-time soap successes focused on the lives of young people in such ‘90s series as “Beverly Hills, 90210” and “Melrose Place.”

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“Desperate Housewives” came at a key point in soapopera history. Gone were the days of daytime dramas dominating the airwaves, with fans taking time off work to tune in, or sneaking off to catch the latest plot twist on a break.

The popularity of daytime soaps has plummeted in the past decade, which has seen the demise of such television mainstays as “Guiding Light” and “As the World Turns,” two of the longest-running programs in TV history.

However, the success of “Desperate Housewives” has sparked a new trend in prime time. ABC in particular has had great luck with such soap-esque formats, dabbling in the medical dramas “Private Practice” and “Grey’s Anatomy.” The network’s latest foray into prime-time soap operas -- Wednesday night’s “Revenge” -- has attracted an army of loyal viewers, who tune in to watch protagonist Emily Thorne wreak havoc in the Hamptons. The CW has also jumped on the primetime soap bandwagon with

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It will be difficult to bid farewell to the beauties, but you can be sure they won’t be gone for long. Huffman and Longoria already have movies in the works.

The dream may be coming to an end in North America, but all is not lost for “Housewives.” It’s become an international hit, being translated for air in other areas of the world, including China, Greece and France, to name a few.

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cover story Rhimes time Hit hospital ďŹ nales promise big changes Shonda Rhimes and Friends.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just a real sense of growth for our characters, any of us get personally a sense of change. A lot of things come to a head that invested in the series I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know people were we watch. We put ourselves necessarily expecting to, and in the shoes of our favorite thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s exciting. There are characters -- we feel their joy and pain as if weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been some real heartbreaking moments and some surprises. friends, family and lovers for There are many developments our whole lives.

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The doctors at Seattle one or a few of these friends Grace finish their season could be getting hurt -- or two days later when â&#x20AC;&#x153;Greyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worse, killed -- in the near future, we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help but feel Anatomyâ&#x20AC;? wraps up on Thursday, May 17. That episode loss and remorse. title, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Flightâ&#x20AC;?, has stirred up ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hit medical series even more rumors, and phoâ&#x20AC;&#x153;Private Practiceâ&#x20AC;? and its tos from the tapings show parent series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Greyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Anatoseveral characters at an airmyâ&#x20AC;? finish their seasons this week, and the entertainment port, spawning discussion of a tragic plane crash. world is abuzz with rumors Rhimes recently added fuel about how the tear-jerking to the fire when she revealed shows will end. that at least one of the cast Creator and series writer members will not be returnShonda Rhimes is known ing for Season 9. According for her heart-wrenching plot lines and genuine characters to WetPaint.com, eight of the main actors -- including Ellen who reach the audience in a way that many never thought Pompeo, Patrick Dempsey and Sandra Oh -- are at the ends possible. of their contracts, and thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Private Practiceâ&#x20AC;? closes on Tuesday, May 15, and fans no word yet about any new are waiting with bated breath deals. One of the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s storylines has several of the docabout how the episode will tors applying for fellowships play out. The episode title, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gone Baby Goneâ&#x20AC;? has many around the country, which leaves the gates open for speculating that Amelia (Caterina Scorsone) may lose the their departure or return.

Dempsey stated in an baby sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s carrying, or that Addison will exhaust the last interview with the Italian â&#x20AC;&#x153;Vanity Fairâ&#x20AC;? that Season 8 of her options to become will be his last appearance on a mother. Sam struggles to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Greyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? set, but the fate cope with the impending of the other players is still up death of Masonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mother, in the air.

Erica, which would leave â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gonna be my last. him as the sole caregiver for I do not know whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s goMason.

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