Now that I’m Older and Wiser
• Extended playschool year (to mid-June) • New age cut-off
• More 2-day classes • More class time
There’s always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. Classes are filling up quickly. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. Register your 3 or 4-year-old before it’s too late. It makes the neighbour’s dog that barks You can also register at our Open House all the time go nuts. If you can’t be kind, at least have the on Thursday, Sept. 8 from 6:00-7:30. decency to be vague. • Government Subsidy Funding Available • A penny saved is a government overFor information, visit www.child.alberta.ca/home/1153.cfm sight. The older you get, the tougher it is to Phone: (403) 901-1700 Fax: (403) 901-1010 lose weight, because by then your body Email: info@strathmoreplayschool.com and your fat are really good friends. www.strathmoreplayschool.com The easiest way to find something lost You may be only one person in the world, but you may also around the house is to buy a replacement. be the world to one person. He who hesitates is probably right. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened. in mind to blame. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell detour. when he’s really in trouble. Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip left open. around the sun. Once over the hill, you pick up speed. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. you live. If not for STRESS I’d have no energy at all. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathWhatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. room door you’re on. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have Ever notice that the people who are late are often much film. jollier than the people who have to wait for them? I know God won’t give me more than I can handle. I just wish If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? He didn’t trust me so much. Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothbecause you stop laughing. ing is free yet?
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#1 H
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“Offence wins Games Defence wins Championships”
#1 Hoops is a new basketball program in Strathmore. The program will teach not only the basic fundamentals of basketball but the way to act on and off the court. Every child will receive one on one training and no one child will be treated differently no matter their skill level. This program is designed for children of all levels from kids who just love the game to kids that one day would like to play university basketball.
Head Coach: Shantelle Gieck Cost of the program: $94.85
The program includes a reversible jersey, water bottle, and basketball.
Location: Trinity Lutheran Christian Academy
Time: Thursdays - 6:15 to 8:15
Start Date: Sept 8, 2011 End Date: Oct 27, 2011
This program is designed for boys and girls grades 4 to 7. To register please contact Shantelle at 660-3896 or at REVS Sept 1. www.thenewsyneighbour.com
Farm Fresh Fridays June 10 to September 23, 2011 3:00 PM - 6:30PM
Special Fall Fair Market
Saturday October 1st, 2011 · 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Strathmore & District Ag Society Grounds
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