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The Archers volleyball team serves up the season during a pandemic ashley biundo editor-in-chief

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s another semester begins amidst a pandemic, sports have once again been affected. With all fall sports being moved to spring and games being closed to the public, the STLCC Volleyball team had to cope with the changes.

Head Coach Geoff Davis said that as long as they are on the court and playing, they are happy.

“As long as I’m on the court, as long as the girls are moving, and as long as we’re learning stuff, it really doesn’t matter to me when we’re doing it,” he said. “I just want them to be able to compete and I want them to be able to have strong competition where they can develop and grow their skills.”

Until further notice, most games are going to be closed to the public; no fans will be allowed to come. Davis said that they are utilizing a lot of video to broadcast games to even more fans, in and out of town.

“All the games are broadcast and since parents can’t come, it’s a different kind of vibe,” he said. “But we can see real good volleyball and now we can reach more people. [One game] the guy said there were 600-700 people watching our match. Because they got to see some they got to see a [game].

I’m hoping that more people will get exposed to it as a result and have an opportunity for these girls to get an opportunity to play in front of a larger crowd, so hopefully this pandemic passes.”

COVID-19 has affected volleyball’s seasons in many ways, not just moving to the spring semester. One would be, recruiting and only playing with a limited number of players. According

to Davis, they didn’t have all the players that they thought they would have and it can be difficult playing with only nine players. In addition, the first two matches were cancelled.

“We really wanted those two matches to get a rhythm,” he said.

“Because the third match was against the number one team in the country, it would have been nice to have played a couple of times.”

Davis said that the players are doing well and persevering.

Although volleyball is pushing through their season, with limited practice time, Davis said that he hopes that his team stays healthy and does everything they can to stay that way.

“We [practice] now early in the morning; we’re just hoping that we can, with the numbers this year, as a result of just cancellations and we’re hoping that we can stay healthy. So we’re doing everything we can to do that,” he said. “So I’m hopeful that we’re on a down curve on this.”

With a pandemic there have been difficulties that the team faces during the season. Davis said the most difficult part is practice times being cut shorter.

“We’re trying to be more mindful of just how we prepare,” he said. “The interaction that we have on the court during practice, is limited to a certain amount of time. We have to do a lot of isolated drills, in shorter periods of time to 15-20 minutes. We moved our practice schedule from two hours to 90 minutes, in order to just try to wrap up the amount of things that we do.”

The team has to take more breaks during practice and according to Davis that has affected their ability to put in a lot.

“It’s kind of made us better because we’ve got to be smarter about the time

that we know. And the girls seem to respond well,” he said. “Volleyball practices 6 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. So we’re in and out, first thing in the morning.”

Davis said that morning practices are good in two ways: the girls are up and ready for classes and focusing on coming to practice and hitting all they can with the limited time.

Even though volleyball is playing during a pandemic, they have their own strengths and weaknesses.

Davis said that the team has Division One Hitters and a mature sophomore class that is able to accomplish a lot.

“Their focus is really good and they come in, they work hard and work with a purpose.

They get what they need to get done,” he said. “We’ve got some pretty strong leaders. We’ve had a number of kids that have gone on to play the four year schools here.”

Davis said that the team has a competitive Division Two schedule.

“I try to put them in front of 50 to 60% of the teams that are in the top 20 in the country because I want them to be ready for April. I want them to be ready for regionals and districts,” he said. “And so having those competitions early allows us to see where we need to show some things with our players. It’s also given us an opportunity to kind of balance the court.”

Davis said that having a limited number of players is a weakness they are trying to overcome this season.

“We need more people. Somebody is going to get sick and we have to make a substitution and our middle because she got kind of ill,” he said. “We had somebody that could step in who has

never played middle before. If we can stay healthy, we’re going to be okay.

Because we’re an athletic bunch of kids and we’re a pretty talented group.

And the girls like each other; they get along very well. They’re all busy, busy, busy. So that has helped them focus their time and energy when they get there.”

Photos by: Ashley Biundo TOP: Right-side hitter, Addison Schneider serves the ball up on Feb. 5 against Metropolitan Community College. LEFT: Outside hitter, Jessie Mireles hits the ball over the net on Feb. 5. MIDDLE: The team cheers after winning a point against Metropolitan Community College. RIGHT: Outside hitter, Emily Neal spikes the ball over the net on Feb. 5.

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March 4, 2021

‘The gun is not the problem:’ State Rep. Jered Taylor weighs in on House Bill 85 Legislation aims to protect Second Amendment Rights in Missouri

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he Missouri Legislature is back in session, and the elected representatives have introduced a variety of bills.

These bills cover everything from controversial issues such as the Second Amendment and abortion to public schools. One bill in particular, Missouri House Bill 85, is widely monitored.

The Montage interviewed Rep. Jered Taylor, republican, of the state’s 139th district.

Missouri House Bill 85 creates “additional protections to the right to bear arms.” Its full title is “Establishes the ‘Second Amendment Preservation Act,’ which creates additional protections to the right to bear arms.”

Rep. Jered Taylor, a republican, sponsors the bill.

According to the bill text, HB85 “declares that all federal acts, laws, executive orders, administrative orders, court orders, rules and regulations, whether past, present or future, that infringe on the people’s right to keep and bear arms as guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and Article 1, Section 23 of the Missouri Constitution must be invalid in this state.”

The bill continues, noting that this includes “those that impose a tax, levy,

fee or stamp on these items as specified in the bill, require the registration or tracking of these items or their owners; prohibit the possession, ownership, use or transfer of a firearm; or order the confiscation of these items.”

This bill, if signed into law, would mean that the state of Missouri is exempt from any gun control passed in the federal government, including by executive order.

Taylor said that similar legislation had been passed in 2013 and 2014 but had been vetoed by then-governor Nixon. The veto override was missed by one vote.

Taylor said that his goal with this legislation is to “protect the Second Amendment Rights of Missourians.”

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reports that in 2017, 1,307 Missourians died because of gun violence, according to a St. Louis Public Radio web article published in 2019.

When asked about the 1,307 Missourians who died of gun violence in Missouri in 2017, Taylor said that the issue is with prosecution.

“What are the prosecutors doing?

Nothing,” said Taylor.

Taylor said it was important for individuals to protect themselves. “The gun is not the problem,” Taylor said.

“The gun is a tool…. just like any tool that can be used inappropriately.”

The bill also states that “no person, including a public officer or state

Rep. jered taylor employee of this state or any political subdivision of this state, can have authority to enforce or attempt to enforce any federal laws, orders, or rules infringing on the right to keep and bear arms.”

Taylor said that “state agencies support those changes” and that he has had “numerous law officers [say that they] support this legislation.”

Taylor did say that some of the sheriffs organizations are in opposition, however, “The guys on the street, they’re in full support,” he said.

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The Virtual Innovation Boot Camp provides professional development, mentoring and coaching designed to build strategic communication and entrepreneurial skills to help students advance their innovations in both the public and private sectors. The Boot Camp culminates in a virtual poster session and engagement opportunity with STEM leaders and Congressional stakeholders, and a pitch presentation in front of a panel of industry professionals to determine the first, second and third-place winning teams.

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STLCC Board of Trustees Recognize Innovation Award Winners The STLCC Board of Trustees recognized the following STLCC recipients of the 2020-21 Excellence Awards, League for Innovation in the Community College, at the February

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Jake’s take: The darkest winter Remembering my stepfather, and demanding change

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ack at the final Presidential debate, before walking viral infection Donald Trump lost his bid for re-election, then Presidential candidate Joe Biden warned that a dark winter was coming when it came to the coronavirus pandemic. I wished that he was wrong.

He wasn’t.

As of press time, over 500,000 American citizens are now dead because of COVID-19. My stepfather, Mike, is one of them. He was 75.

Not everyone has the same experience, but Mike unfortunately had a rough time almost right off the bat. He caught the virus in early December, and had to be hospitalized for weeks because of it. He had preexisting health issues, and the virus only only worsened those and added more. He came home a shell of his former self, and when he left for the hospital again a week after, he never came home again.

I don’t think it’s too much of a shock to tell you all that the specific details of what happened in December and January are extremely hard to write about. It’s actually painful to relive it, and I’m going to try not to get too far into the horrifying details.

I watched my biological father, who passed away from cancer when I was nine years old, wither away over the course of two years in hospice care. In the end, I can honestly say that Mike’s decline from COVID was far worse to experience, as well as far more rapidly accelerated.

In his final weeks, in addition to new health concerns that were brought on by the damage done to his body, his

lungs were essentially eradicated by the virus. No amount of oxygen would ever be able to heal them. Even a ventilator would have done no good… he would have never come off of it.

We were allowed to visit him at the hospital in the few days before his passing. When I saw him, he looked so incredibly different. So incredibly frail.

I’ll never get that image out of my head.

There’s one scene too, before the cycle started, that I’ll probably never get out of my head either. It was before he got his test result, and I distinctly remember how afraid he became when he realized he’d been exposed.

The normally loud and confident man looked at me with genuine fear and quiet resignation in his eyes. Like he knew his time was about to be up.

When we got his official diagnosis, we knew the virus could do some major damage, but we were not prepared for just how much havoc it would end up reaping before his passing. After nearly 8 weeks and two hospital stays, when it became clear that there was nothing more that could be done to help him live a productive quality of life, Mike made the choice to stop all treatment, and passed away three days later.

It was an absolutely horrible way to die. And one that I know he absolutely detested.

Above all else, even at his age, he didn’t like not being able to do things for himself.

He didn’t want to die in a hospital, alone and afraid and unable to fend for himself.

He and I didn’t always have the best relationship, but he always wanted the best for me.

Among other things, he’d even take me to the bus stop so I could make it to campus sometimes. The trek to Meramec will just feel a little more empty now.

He deserves to be remembered as so much more than as a part of a staggering, unnecessarily high statistic. He was a person who many people cared about, from his family to his friends to his favorite dog, Diego.

He should still be here right now, and it feels so incredibly wrong that he isn’t.

It feels so wrong to see my mom, who has now lost two people she loved, be alone on Valentine’s Day. Moreso than my own feelings of grief, I feel so bad for her.

I’ve spent the last two months with COVID on my mind at nearly every moment. It has penetrated every faucet of my existence, against my will. It’s not because I’m afraid of catching the virus; even after all of this and seeing my stepfather lying nearly

unrecognizable in a hospital bed, I’m not.

But it is exhausting, and it’s disgusting to realize just how preventable all of this could’ve been.

This is especially true when it comes to sitting down to check out the news every single day.

And the news makes me angry.

I know better, but I can’t help it.

I’m looking for someone, something to blame. And the truth is, there are probably a couple of different people or places that I could justifiably blame for what happened. But there’s one thing about all of this that really sits wrong with me: how political it all seems.

Forget Donald Trump and every stupid, moronic conspiracy theory that came with him. His inaction made everything worse, but he’s gone now. Good riddance. But as far as our elected officials that are still in power?

Missouri is ranked near the bottom of the barrell when it comes to vaccine roll-out. It’s nearly impossible for people in the area to get one as of press time. Mass vaccination centers are present in the state, but they are far out of reach for those in the metro area unless you work in a healthcare job.

There’s no sugarcoating it: that is inexcusable. It’s flat out unacceptable. It is an indictment on our Missouri state government, and it is an indictment on Missouri governor Mike Parson’s ability to lead.

Parson himself contracted the virus last summer, and while he turned out ok, it is insulting that he hasn’t done more to combat the spread of it in Missouri. He instead has focused on criticizing his detractors and brushing off any criticism. I may be more biased than most, but it needs to be said: that is not what a leader does and that is not how a leader acts.

Not that it matters to the state at large. It seems like it doesn’t take much to get elected to public state office in Missouri if you’re a republican, no matter what your education level or political track-record is like. Parson never finished college after trying multiple times, and well, his poor political track record speaks for itself. Yet he’s ascended to the state’s top position of power, during the absolute worst possible time.

On behalf of my stepfather, and for any of those in Missouri whose COVID-related death could have been prevented had our state government done their

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job effectively, I don’t urge Parson and other government leaders to do better.

I demand it.

It’s too late for my stepdad. But it is not yet too late for many others. I hope that the vaccine becomes more widely available to the public, and I hope the public at large decides to get vaccinated. Not only because it’s the responsible and safe thing to do, but because it can genuinely save your life and the lives of those around you.

What happened to Mike was not an isolated incident. Many other families across the nation and the world have experienced something similar.

But I do hope that Mike’s final weeks serve as a cautionary tale to anyone reading this. Not because you should be afraid of the virus, but because you should be aware of the damage it can cause, and take the responsible steps necessary to prevent it.

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March 4, 2021

Walking Dead Recap: Welcome, ahem, home?

Maggie is back, and she’s got some stuff to deal with.

Jacob politte Online editor The Walking Dead: “Home Sweet Home” Season 10, Episode 17 Airdate: 2/28/2021

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fter a long layoff, we’re back with a few “Walking Dead” firsts. This is the first seventeenth episode of a “Walking Dead” season ever, as well as the first episode of the show to be filmed on digital cameras instead of film. It is also the first real episode of the show to be fully produced following the onset of the COVID-19 pandemic.

You can tell that the pandemic has affected the production of this show just based on this episode.

“Home Sweet Home” features a smaller cast of characters and a story that keeps the featured group separated at many points. Despite the obvious effects of the pandemic, the episode is still quite a fun hour for many reasons.

“Home Sweet Home” is, quite appropriately, a feature episode that marks the true return of Maggie Rhee to the show. Gone since the end of “What Comes After” way back in 2018, we haven’t really known what she’s been up to. While there are no flashback scenes, Maggie does explain what happened; after spending a few years with Georgie and mostly failing to have consistent success, Maggie took her son to live in a community in Knoxville, Tennessee until that community was overrun by another group called “The Reapers.”

While she ended up returning back home, to the only place she could think of with the remaining members of her group, she isn’t necessarily prepared to see Negan out in the open, seemingly free of all

restraints. She even admits that the reason she couldn’t come back sooner was that she “couldn’t have Negan take up more space in her head.” And that was when he was confined to a jail cell.

While it’s been almost a decade since he murdered her husband, and has largely redeemed himself since through numerous heroic actions… he still beat her husband’s head in with a barbed wire baseball bat right in front of her. That’s not really something anyone should just forget about, no matter how long it has been. Maggie is right to be upset.

Negan is a much different person now than he was, but he rightfully knew that if Maggie ever came back, this situation would arise. While the tension doesn’t explode in “Home Sweet Home” it’s definitely starting to simmer, and looks to explode before season’s end.

Also interesting is Carol’s seeming affection for Negan. Maybe, if she was in the clearing where he killed two of her people way back in Season 7, she wouldn’t be acting like this. Daryl, while being able to not want to kill Negan on-site, still doesn’t really like the guy, even if they can work together to fight off a threat. No one should probably ever fully forgive or trust the guy.

One last thing about Negan: his backstory will serve as the true season finale of Season 10. Set to air on Apr. 4 and titled “Here’s Negan” as a tribute to the comic mini-series, we’ll finally meet his wife, Lucille, and find out what led him down the path that he traveled. Also slated to make appearances during that hour? Carol and Maggie. There are a lot of other fun stories planned for these next few weeks, but” it will be very intriguing to see how the Negan situation plays out, especially given that everyone seems to be now living under one charred roof.

Yes, charred. It seems like Beta and the Whisperers

How to beat midterm week Ashley biundo editor-in-Chief

It’s that time of the year again: Midterm Week. It can get stressful and here are some tips to help with midterms.

Schedule time to study: Making a plan to study can be very beneficial and can study in less time. “Once you know what’s going to be on the exam, make a list of what topics or question types you need to cover and when you’re going to cover them. Make sure you study a little each night from now until the midterm,” recommends the Princeton Review.

Pomodoro Technique: The average time for studying would be to study in one-hour blocks according to www.firstyear.mit. edu. A good technique to use so not getting brain fried from studying so much would be the pomodoro technique. There is 25 minutes of studying hard and focusing and then taking 5 minute breaks. Do that 4 times and then take a longer break of 15 minutes.

A good website to use for the pomodoro technique would be www.pomofocus.io.

Form a study group: Getting together with classmates and forming a study group can reduce a lot of stress for everyone in the group. “Study groups can also help you study more efficiently—dividing and conquering a chapter

outline, for example, can help all of you prepare,” according to the Princeton Review.

Get enough sleep: Never try to pull an all-nighter, that will add more stress on and affect memory the day of the midterm.

“Start a healthy sleep routine in the weeks leading up to your exam, so you can reap the benefits of a fresh mind on test day,” recommends the Princeton Review.

Always stay positive.

Staying positive can ease off stress and can help remember the material better when it comes to the midterm. “Test anxiety is real. A smart plan, focused studying, and a calm morning are your best plan of attack,” according to the Princeton Review.

left a parting gift before their defeat… they wrecked Alexandria after its evacuation late last season, tearing down some of the fences and burning part of it up.

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March 4, 2021

Mary’s Picks: Three shows on Netflix guaranteed to please anybody. mary wilson opinions editor

“The Queen’s Gambit” This limited series has risen dramatically in popularity. Based on a book of the same title, it is easy to watch. Compelling with great acting, “The Queen’s Gambit” is sure to be a fan favorite.

“Schitt’s Creek” This Candian sitcom has six seasons, and it’s not nearly enough. While it does take a little while to get going, it’s well worth it. With witty dialogue and dynamic characters, “Schitt’s Creek” is a reliable goto when you’re looking for an easy laugh. Created by a father-son duo, it’s a definite crowd pleaser all the way through.

“Atypical” This is one of the few shows where many have found an autistic character that isn’t solely based on stereotypes. Sam, the main character, is a whole person. Too often, autistic characters seem to be hastily drawn up based on the Wikipedia page on autism. You may find that “Atypical” is more accurate than any other show that you may watch with an autistic main character.

Celebrating the one-year anniversary of COVID with humor

COVID led us away from normalcy, but, hopefully, some humor and the absence of critical thought can guide us back in its direction, even if just for a minute.

Sure, the coronavirus is far from perfect. It won’t let you see your friends anymore, your parents hate it, and it’s probably turned you into a hypochondriac. But now that you two lovebirds have known each other for a full year, why not celebrate? Valentine’s day may have ended, but with these five tips, the romance doesn’t have to, as you celebrate the one-year anniversary of your entirely normal relationship with COVID. (That wedding anniversary between you and your spouse can probably wait anyways.)

Remember to renew your streaming subscriptions Most significant others would probably leave you if you spent weeks at a time binging Netflix without getting off the couch and otherwise functioning like a human being. But COVID wouldn’t. You would have to fight off COVID for it to leave you. Isn’t that just heartwarming? Fun fact, a soda bottle can double as both a drinking vessel and a urinal, so do with that what you will.

Go mask shopping together Can’t think of anything to buy or just want to save money?

There’s nothing wrong with buying yourself a new mask. The one you’re wearing, if not disposable, definitely looks like it is.

Stock up on toilet paper This one is probably self-explanatory.

Flatten the curve Looking to avoid that pesky relative? You know, the one who keeps third wheeling you and telling you to shower? Tell him you’re self-quarantining, and you’ll never have to see him again.

Have a social distance extravaganza While it’s not exactly easy to stay at least six feet apart at all times, it has never been more socially acceptable to shout at people across the street. Go wild, you nutbags.

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March 4, 2021

There’s no ‘I’ in teamwork

STLCC Men’s basketball team works through challenges during the season in a pandemic

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shots.”

But the pandemic has affected their ability to have more than enough players and having to learn a new position, according to Pedersen.

“We like to have some more size.

And we’ve got some players that are playing out of position quite honest,” he said. “So players that we recruited out of high school to play a certain position and just based on the way the roster came up, they’re playing a different position, so we’re still immature and learning.”

On Feb. 6, STLCC played against John Wood Community College, and won 74-52. Pedersen said that he is hopeful they will be paired up to go to Nationals. “John Wood Community College is in the southern Illinois Region 24 and that was a huge win for us,” he said. “So we just take it one game at a time and try to get better every game.”

There are many more games that the team is excited to play, said Pedersen. Metropolitan Community College is one team they consider as rivals and will play against them on March 13.

North Central Missouri College is another team they play on March 20. Pedersen said that they are hopeful to win those.

As the season progresses, there are many games that the team is looking forward to playing.

“We look forward to the next game, every single one and we’re trying to build one game at a time, Pedersen said. “We’ve got a tough region.”

asketball season has started off later than usual due to the pandemic. The Men’s Archers began their season in January instead of November, like past seasons.

Men’s basketball assistant head coach, Evan Pedersen said that this season has been different from before.

“It’s been a very unusual season, one unlike any we’ve ever had before,” he said. “We were shut down last summer and we were shut down in the fall, [but] we managed to practice a little bit.”

There is difficulty when it comes to coaching and playing sports during a pandemic. There is uncertainty that comes with it, said Pedersen.

“Trying to keep the players focused on what’s important now and to get them engaged with everything they need to do in spite of,” he said.

“They may show up someday and not have class or they may show up someday, and somebody’s not here or so; it’s just the uncertainty of things.”

Although COVID-19 has affected the basketball season, that doesn’t stop the men’s basketball team from playing and fostering teamwork.

“Our strengths are teamwork and our camaraderie. We’ve got a great group of guys, and they’re all playing hard together,” Pedersen said.

“They’ve all been through adversity, but we really sacrifice for each other. We just really have a lot of confidence in what we were doing and knock down

TOP: Guard Doreante Tucker dribbles the ball down the court against John Wood Community College on Feb. 6. LEFT: Forward, Kameryn Hubbard goes up for a dunk against John Wood Community College. MIDDLE: Guard Tyler Walker dribbles the ball between his legs on Feb. 6. RIGHT: Guard, Ahian Barnett goes up for the shot against John Wood Community College.

Photos by: Ashley Biundo

Schedule (All games closed to the public)

Women’s Basketball

Men’s Basketball

Volleyball

Mar. 13 @ 1:00 pm.

Metropolitan Community College

Mar. 13 @ 3:00 pm.

Metropolitan Community College

Mar. 12 @ 6:30 p.m.

East Central College

Mar. 20 @ 1:00 p.m.

North Central Missouri College Mar. 28 @ 1:00 p.m.

State Fair Community College

Mar. 20 @ 3:00 p.m.

North Central Missouri College Mar. 28 @ 3:00 p.m.

State Fair Community College

Go to www.archersathletics.com to get the full schedule for all sports.