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Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee continues to lead the pack as the the highest paid public university president in the nation, raking in almost double what the next highest paid president makes per year. In the 2009-2010 fiscal year, Gee earned $1,818,911, a number that includes bonuses, future earnings and retirement, according to a special report The Chronicle of Higher Education released Sunday. Gee is the only public university president to earn more than $1 million in a year. Jason Conklin, a third-year in electrical and computer engineering, said he doesn’t think the gap between Gee’s and the next highest paid president is justified. “I think any university president, no matter how big or how small the school, does basically the same job,” Conklin said. “There’s no reason for that discrepancy between Gee and the next highest paid university president.” Gee was unavailable for comment on the report. His earnings are $913,907 more than the second highest paid president, Mark Emmert of the University of Washington, who earned $905,004 in 2009-2010. Emmert is no longer president at the

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According to a special report released Sunday from The Chronicle of Higher Education, Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee is the highest paid public university president in the nation. Gee, the only public university president to earn more than $1 million a year, earned $1,818,911 in the 2009–2010 fiscal year. The next highest paid public university president, Mark Emmert of the University of Washington, made less than half of Gee’s yearly earnings. Source: reporting

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Spring showers amanda hager, a second-year in speech and hearing sciences, waits in the rain at the north dorms’ bus stop for a West campus-bound bus. according to the National Weather Service, 1.48 inches of rain had been measured at Port columbus International airport as of 9 p .m. monday. This breaks the daily rainfall record set in 1981 of 1.22 inches. Four to six inches of moving water has been reported at Ohio State’s campus. Facilities Operations and Development representatives said maintenance is responding to the many leaks that the flooding has created.

Security breach could mean more phishing, spam mOll y GRay Managing editor for design

Big Three concert


Dozens of major corporations sent notices to consumers Monday morning saying that their names and e-mail addresses might have been obtained by hackers who attacked an e-mail marketing firm’s database last week. According to a press release on Epsilon’s website, a security breach was detected on Wednesday as “a subset of Epsilon clients’ customer data were exposed by an unauthorized entry into Epsilon’s e-mail system.” Epsilon clients who have reported being affected include Cincinnati-based Kroger Co., Target, JPMorgan Chase, U.S. Bancorp, Citigroup, Best Buy Co., Walgreens and TiVo. When contacted by telephone, Epsilon press contact Jessica Simon said the company is working with authorities on an investigation into the breach and couldn’t comment further. Despite the broad expanse of the breach, some students weren’t concerned about their information. “What is someone going to do with my e-mail? It’s not important. I only check it once a week,” said Seth Martin, a third-year in business. Others weren’t aware of the breach. Unlike the data breach Ohio State experienced last fall, Epsilon is reporting that the hackers were only able to obtain names and e-mail addresses, which means the biggest concern for affected customers is phishing — when hackers imitate

Lupe Fiasco, Kellie Pickler, and B.o.B. will perform at the ‘Big Three Concert.’ See what students had to say.


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Steam overwhelmed pressure tanks, causing fire alarms to go off at the McCorkle Aquatic Pavillion at 8:15 p.m. Sunday. “They’re fed by steam, and the controls didn’t shut down when they should’ve, and it overheated the system,” said Michael Mitchell, zone maintenance technician. The machines did what they were supposed to and set off the alarm after malfunctioning, said Diane Jensen, associate director of facilities at the RPAC. “Everything’s working properly right now. We just need to put it back the way it was,” Mitchell said. “A couple parts need to get ordered.” Officials made the decision to completely evacuate students from the RPAC building and aquatic center as a safety precaution at 8:31 p.m. “The FOD (Facilities Operations and Development) was on the scene at 8:36 and went inside the room at 8:38 and reset the system,” said Deputy Chief of Police Richard Morman. “By 8:48, the buildings were still closed, but had no risk.” Mitchell isolated the problem and officials decided it was necessary to take precautions. The force of the steam in the pressure tanks surprised the FOD staff, Mitchell said.

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Police and RPac offi cials blocked entrances to the RPac after it was ev acuated at about 8:30 p.m. on Sunday.

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campus Yeah, Me Too has a simple recipe for success: coffee Rachel Remy Lantern reporter On a sleepy strip of Indianola Avenue in Clintonville sits a coffee shop – in the truest sense of the term. There are no couches, fire places, stools, tables or Wi-Fi. There is no pastry case, stylized drinks or racks of magazines. Instead, there is just coffee – black, or with cream or sugar. This is the home of Yeah, Me Too. There is a coffee roaster in one corner, local artwork splashed on the walls and a counter across the small storefront lined with a few baked goods and a French press. Co-owners Sam Brown and Jovan Karcic started the coffee business to make money so they could pursue their musical interests. Brown is a member of the Columbus punk rock band, New Bomb Turks, and is involved in numerous other bands. “We just want to have the flexibility to play music and make art,” Brown said. New Bomb Turks’ bassist and Wexner Center Store Manger Matt Reber has been friends with Brown and Karcic since before they opened the coffee shop. Reber said when Brown started with the New Bomb Turks in 1999 he took a French press on band tours. Reber said Brown and Karcic started Yeah, Me Too because they were interested in working with gourmet coffee and they particularly liked French press coffee. “I can’t brew my own coffee like they brew it,” Reber said. “They do something very specific very well.” Located at 3005 Indianola Ave., Yeah, Me Too serves its roasted coffee only two ways: hot or cold. Customers have the option of adding cream or sugar to their coffee but nothing else. Brown and Karcic want their business to be as simple as possible, Brown said. Yeah, Me Too got its name from a record that Brown and a partner made. Brown and Karcic aren’t coffee geek guys or business men, they just wanted to start their own place, Brown said. Without advertisements, the co-owners are seeing the shop grow slowly. “We aren’t business guys,” Brown said. “We aren’t interested in saturating the market.” Brown and Karcic keep the business focused on one thing.


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Yeah, Me Too, located at 3005 Indianola Ave. in Clintonville, Ohio, specializes in keeping it simple. It only sells its coffee hot or cold with simple additives: cream or sugar. “Our business is so simple,” Brown said. “You just come in and get a cup of coffee.” Not everything the coffee shop offers meets customers’ expectations. Brown said it’s hard to get people in the door because they are used to getting everything they need from one location.

“I think it’s hard to ask people these days to go to multiple places to get things,” he said. Brown’s largest concern is that people don’t find what they want with Yeah, Me Too. He isn’t running a traditional coffee shop with area to study or couches for seating, so some customers are disappointed.

“There are certain things that people expect from a coffee shop that we don’t provide,” Brown said. Clintonville resident Jamie Hayden describes Yeah, Me Too as quaint and quirky because it’s different than a lot of coffee shops. Along with her friends, Hayden keeps returning to Yeah, Me Too because it’s convenient and cheap. “I don’t have to pay $5 for a cup of coffee,” Hayden said. “It’s cheap and it’s good.” Brown said starting and maintaining the business has been an interesting experience because they are building it from the ground up. They want to see the business grow naturally without advertisement. “It’s all word of mouth,” Brown said. “We are just trying to let it grow as organically as possible.” The co-owners make all their coffee with a French press, which was their preferred method of making coffee when they started the business. Brown said Columbus has nothing like Yeah, Me Too, so he thought people would enjoy something new. “I am most proud of how good our coffee is,” Brown said. “The whole reason we are here is because our coffee is good.” The owners buy their coffee beans through a coffee brokerage and then roast their own beans, Brown said. “The focus of the place is that we roast our own coffee,” Brown said. “This is the only place you can get our coffee.” Although Clintonville residents frequently stop in, Brown said he has also seen a lot of new customers lately. “I really like new people coming in,” Brown said. “I’m really surprised when people come in and ask how long we have been here.” Yeah, Me Too regular Brayden Volk works in Clintonville and stops to get a cup of coffee three or four times a week. “They have great blends of coffee and the French press,” Volk said. Although Volk said seating is a disadvantage for the shop, it doesn’t keep him from suggesting Yeah, Me Too’s coffee. “People should stop in and get a cup,” Volk said.

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Students told to leave RPAC for ‘precautionary measures’ Scott Plunkett, a fifth-year in biochemistry, said the alarm confused him at first. “My friend and I came and got food and saw fire lights going off,” Plunkett said. “There was no sound alarm at first. It was confusing.” An announcement was made telling students to evacuate the building for “precautionary measures.” “Everyone was looking around, and we see people in towels and bathing suits come from the

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Kroger reminds customers to use online safety measures a trusted company and attempt to get sensitive personal information through e-mail. “Since the hacker will have both your e-mail address and will know your real name and the companies that you have done business with … you could be lured into giving them personal information because you have given (the companies) online information before, and you figure it is just a legitimate e-mail contact,” said Paul Stevens, director of policy and advocacy with Privacy Rights Clearinghouse. Stevens said it is uncommon for hackers to only get names and e-mail addresses. Last December, OSU revealed a data breach that occurred in October in which hackers accessed names, social security numbers, dates of birth and addresses of about 760,000 current and former faculty, students, applicants and other university-affiliated people. The College Board, a company that runs the SAT and AP tests as well as other college application resources, was among the companies affected by the breach of Epsilon’s e-mail system. “Sensitive information such as Social Security numbers and credit card information were not stored in this system and were not at risk,” said Peter Kauffmann, vice president of communications for College Board in an e-mail to The Lantern. “We are conducting a thorough investigation into this matter and will continue to update those who may have been affected.” The proper way to give any company personal information is by going directly to their website, calling a phone number you know to be accurate

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University of Washington after being named president of the NCAA last year. Eric Hill, a third-year in computer information science, said Gee deserves this kind of pay for all the work he does for the university. “Look at all he does for the university,” Hill said. “The way he is personally attached to every aspect of the university is awesome.” The report lists two different types of earnings: cost of employment and total compensation. Cost of employment is defined as “the cost to the university and the state of employing the chief executive during the fiscal year, counting base pay, bonuses, deferred compensation and retirement.” The report said this can also include other provisions, such as housing and car allowances, tuition assistance and related spousal pay. Total compensation is defined as “actual dollars received by the chief executive during the fiscal year in base pay, bonuses and deferred-compensation payouts.” Gee ranks No. 1 in both categories.

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The report said Gee’s total compensation in 2009-2010 was $1,323,911. Two other Big Ten university presidents cracked the top 10 in total cost of employment. Penn State’s president, Graham Spanier, was paid $800,592 in 2009-2010, and Michigan’s president, Mary Sue Coleman, earned $783,850 in the same time period. Those two salaries combined still fall more than $250,000 short of Gee’s earnings. OSU has increased Gee’s salary since the period when the data was collected. According to a press release in December, The Board of Trustees approved a 2 percent increase on his base pay. This is an increase of $16,042, bringing the total to $818,167. The Board also approved a 37 percent increase to his performance compensation, which is $296,786. In the December press release, Gee said he “intends to contribute his performance compensation to support his scholarship fund as well as other strategic university initiatives.” University spokesman Jim Lynch did not have any further information on this. Hill said there is no question that Gee deserves the pay, mentioning all the money he brings into the university. “The way he keeps tradition and good values of the university as a priority, well, it’s awesome,” Hill said. “Gee is the man.”

Rain didn’t wash away SB5 protest aNDRea chaFFIN Lantern reporter Protesters gathered in the rain Monday afternoon at the corner of 15th Avenue and High Street to speak out against legislation, including Senate Bill 5. The organization Working America is a community affiliate of the American Federation of Labor-Congress of Industrial Organizations (AFL-CIO). The protest on campus was one of nearly 1,000 rallies taking place across the nation on or near April 4, according to their website. The protesters raised signs reading, “We Are One,” and encouraged drivers to honk in support of working families. Monday’s date marked the 43rd anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination. The civil rights activist was killed in 1968. “Martin Luther King, Jr. stood up for the same rights that are under attack today,” said Jihad Seifullah, Working America organizer. “Senate Bill 5 and other legislation takes those rights away from working families in states such as Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio.” Keith Mullings, a second-year in theater and communication at Columbus State, was one of the protesters standing in the rain. “We are fighting for the rights of all working

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aquatic center and they fairly urgently told us to get out,” Plunkett said. The RPAC is divided into three buildings. Building A is the academic building, building B is the workout facility and building C is the aquatic center. “Each building is set up separately so they won’t impact each other. What impacts the pools will not impact the other buildings,” Jensen said. Building B, the RPAC’s main building, was evacuated strictly for safety measures. “It’s just like I have a sniffle sometimes; sometimes the machines do too,” Jensen said. Mitchell said the price of the parts to fix the pressure tanks is not yet available, but everything should be fixed within a week.

families in the state of Ohio,” he said. “It’s a bill that’s pretty much taking away from the middle class. It’s taking away their basic right to survival.” Social worker Ken Andrews said he is an avid supporter of unions. His daughter is a first-year in nursing at Ohio State and he said he fears for the future under current leadership. “If we don’t do something about the governor, we’ll all be in a frying pan together,” Andrews said. Organizers encouraged pedestrians to sign a form supporting Working America. William Helbling, a second-year in political science and English at OSU, said he signed the form because Senate Bill 5 is wrong. “I believe in our nation and our state,” he said. “Everyone should have rights in the work place and have a say, no matter if you’re high or low in the company.” But not every student fully understood the organization and their form, even if they signed it. “They said it’s for Martin Luther King’s birthday, but I recognize the sign from the union thing,” said Matt Chastang, a second-year in microbiology. Seifullah said although the organization was not specifically targeting Senate Bill 5, the opposition from the bill has led to more people’s wanting to be involved, “We’ll be here until 3 p.m.,” Seifullah said. “The rain won’t stop us.”

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2 bedroom, townhouses, large layout. 15th Ave., very clean, off‑street parking, A/C, close to Greek houses. $750/month. Call Sean 614‑915‑4666 2 Bedroom. North Campus. Adams Ave. New everything. W/D, off‑street parking. $625. Available now. 614‑637‑6300 2 bedrooms. Huge bedrooms, large kitchens and living rooms, off‑street parking, on‑site laundry, central air. 10 month lease. Furnished $755, Unfurnished $678. 614‑294‑ 3502 2 BR. 374 E. 13th. flats. Completely remodeled, new kitchen/baths, central AC. On‑site laundry and parking. $650/mo. Adam 419‑494‑4626 or Sean 614‑915‑4666 2103 Iuka Ave. 2BR unfurnished, kitchen, stove, refrigerator, carpet, air. $450/mo. $450 deposit. Laundry available, off‑ street parking. No pets. Available Fall. Call 614‑306‑0053 220 E. Lane & Indianola 2 bdrm flats avail for fall corner of Indianola and Lane. Modern Bldg on N. campus. Spacious w/newer crpt, huge bdrms, on site lndry, A/C. blinds,Off St. pkg. Courtyard area. Call 263‑ 2665 276‑ 284 E. Lane‑2 bdrm TH avail for fall. N. campus at Indianola and Lane, very spacious w/lndry hkups in bsmt. Ceiling fans, dining Rm, blinds, newer crpt, frnt porch, yard area. Off St. pkg. Call 263‑2665 2BR Apartment 373 E 12th Ave. Eat‑in kitchen, appliances, carpeted, CA, off‑street parking, security lights. $399. Available now. 531‑6158. 344 E. 20th Unit B, 2 bedroom flat, 1 bath, remodeled, central air, large kitchen, off street parking, NO dogs, $525.00. Call Pat 457‑4039 or e‑mail Available FALL. 427 E. Oakland Ave. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, living and dining rooms, full basement w/ washer/dryer hook‑ups, front porch $525 (614)457‑4039 4942 FAIRWAY CT. 2 bedroom towhome. Range, refrigerator, central A/C, private basement with washer/dryer connections and off street parking. $550/month. Call Myers Real Estate 614‑486‑2933 or visit 95 & 99 W Norwich Ave. 1 bl N of Lane Ave. Exc cond & large rooms. Off street parking. No pets. $810/mo. Dep and 1 year lease. Available 9/1/11. JonLan Properties. for appt. Affordable 2 Bedrooms. Visit our website at 1st Place Realty 429‑0960 At University Gardens. Beautiful 2 bedroom condos. new W/D, stove, refrigerator and dishwasher, free wi‑fi. Separate laundry and spacious LR. Quiet Complex. Best value in OSU off‑campus student and faculty housing. $520/month 1st month free. 614‑778‑9875. Beautiful Condo, 2 Bedrooms, 1 full and 2 half Bathrooms. Sunken Living Room, Dining Room, Kitchen with Refrigerator, Stove and Dishwasher. Large Rec Room with Wood Burning Fireplace. Lots of storage. Located on Hidden Acres Ct near Cook Road. 7 minute drive to campus. 614‑ 285‑4313 or Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse with finished basement in quiet location just steps from bike path and bus lines. Off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. $720/month. 109 W. Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 Clintonville/North Campus. 2 bedroom apartment with newer cabinets, granite countertops, off‑street parking, AC, no pets, $520/month. 95 W Hudson. 614‑582‑1672 Grad or Mature Students; Quiet Neighborhood Setting; NW ‑ Reed & Henderson Area; 10 Min From Campus; 2BR 1 1/2BA; Finished Basement with W‑D Hookup; Beautifully Renovated; Storage Galore; Walk to Grocery, Post Office, Banks, Restaurants; $750/mo. Call Owner Now: 614.459.9400; Pets Considered. Great Campus Location. Two bedroom, 1 bath townhouses at 109‑117 E. 9th, includes W/D, $895/month available August 1. Contact Beacon Property Management at 614.228.6700, ext. 32 to schedule a showing. kenny/henderson Road, 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 baths, townhouse apartment. Ideal for graduate students, near busline. A/C, woodburning fireplace, basement with W/D hookup, $635/month, 614‑519‑ 2044. Large 2 Bedroom, double, 1 car garage, Northwood & High, $575/month plus utilities, no pets. Available NOW! Call 614‑424‑6771.

#1 3 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated, large 3 BR apts on North, South and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, on‑ site laundry. Starting at $400/ea. 614‑294‑7067. $1,250 1554 Highland, spacious townhouse, W/D, southwest campus, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $1,300, 2549 Indianola, totally renovated, hardwood, stainless, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $1,400, 4‑16 E Norwich, W/D, A/C, dishwasher, sunroom, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $595‑1,050, 60‑66 E 7th, Gateway Village, W/D, A/C, dishwasher, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 11th & Summit. 1535 Summit St. 3 Bedroom. 2 Full Bath. Off‑ street parking. Across the street from Certified on Summit. $900/mo. Call Jeff @ 216‑ 346‑0322. 1st month’s rent & deposit. 1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $900/mo, 614‑989‑1524 2390 Indianola ‑ Nice N. Campus location Safe off street parking Beautiful custom kitchen W/Granite counters. Second floor laundry two full baths open three story oak stair case leading to large third floor Br. with private bath. Large enough for four. Must see. $350/person for four $450/person for three residents. Call Ed at 614.332.5177 or 3 Bedroom North Campus, 2435 Adams Ave. New everything. W/D, off‑street parking, $850. Available now. 614‑637‑ 6300 3 bedroom on Maynard near High, newly remodeled, modern loft feel, W/D included. Great Location, $1200/month. Call Adam 419‑494‑4626 3 bedroom WITH FINISHED BASEMENT. Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672

Furnished Rentals 3 bdrm, 2 ba home, 4 mi N of campus on High St ‑ on #2 & #31 COTA. Rent $1400/mo + util. Large enough for 4. Call Doug @ 614‑905‑2896. Avail Fall & Immed. Very large 1‑2 person studio‑style bdrm avail for sublease Jun‑Sept. $778/month +utl 13th&Pearl. 2165361885

Furnished Efficiency/Studio 92 E.11th Ave. Very clean, neat, cozy. A/C, walking distance to OSU, parking available, free internet. short term ok! $399/mo plus utilities. (614)457‑8409, (614)361‑2282.

93 & 97 W Norwich Ave. 1 block N of Lane Ave. Exc cond, large rooms. Off street parking. No waterbeds or pets. $480/mo. Dep & 1 yr lease. Available 9/1/11. JonLan Properties 614‑794‑2225. for appt.

East 16th between Summit and 4th, spacious 1 bed with washer/ dryer/ dishwasher osp very nice. Available fall $450.00. and Steve @ 614‑582‑1618

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#Available apartment. Super convenient location, 1‑2 bedroom apartments, 38 E. 17th Ave, just off of High Street, laundry, offstreet parking. Available Summer and/or Fall and onward. $350‑$400.00/month. Call 296‑6304, 263‑ 1193. Summer rental in 3 bedroom apartment, convenient campus location, large rooms, AC. 54 E13th Ave $440/mo # 1 2 BR AVAILABLE SUMCall 330‑933‑0877 MER AND FALL! Beautiful remodeled TOWNHOUSES and APARTMENTS close to campus. Features include large bedrooms with ceiling fans, air conditioning, insulated windows, cable/internet, washers modern 2 bdrm flat. & dryers, beautiful woodwork, Furnished, very beautiful area. FREE lighted off‑street parking. Excellent shape. A/C, parking, Call North Campus Rentals toand very beautiful furniture. day! (614)354‑8870 www.$715/mo. 718‑0790.

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#1 2 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated, large 2 BR apts on North, South, and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, on‑ for June site Subletting laundry. Starting at through December one fur- $400/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.nished bedroom in a 3 bed- room apartment on E 13th and pearl. Females only. Utilities $1,100‑1,200, 2553‑2557 Indianola, massive, hardwood, paid, includes cable and TiVo. stainless steel appliances, Call Jen at 515‑480‑1695 NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110

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# 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 BR beautiful TOWNHOUSES, HOUSES, HALF‑DOUBLES, APARTMENTS close to campus. Call your one source for the best in campus housing! North Campus Rentals ph: (614)354‑8870

$600‑895, 50 E 7th,, Gateway Village, spacious, ceramic, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110

$625 2 bdrm double. North campus area, 122 East Duncan St. washer/dryer, hardwood floors, living and dining room 614‑571‑3292

$649‑700, 2498‑2512 Indianola, modernized townhouse, W/D, dishwasher, hardwood, #1 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10 BR NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 AFFORDABLE spacious and updated large BR apts on $699‑799, 325 E 15th, spaNorth, South, and Central cam- cious, W/D, A/C, updated cepus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street ramics, NorthSteppe Realty parking, dishwasher, W/D 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.hookups, decks, fireplaces, com Jacuzzi tubs. Starting at $350/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.- $725‑795, 270 E 12th, W/D, courtyard, A/C, dishwasher, spacious, NorthSteppe Realty #1 available for immediate 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.occupancy/spring/summer. com Newly remolded half double. Granite, stainless, hardwood, $725‑825, 245 E 13th, W/D, tile, exposed brick. 397 E. 13th modernized, dishwasher, spaAve. $600/month. www.osuand- cious, A/C, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 Please call for details 614‑ com 327‑8367 or 614‑204‑7879. $749‑849, 111 Hudson, Tuttle 2 bdrm. 2386 1/2 Indianola Ridge, W/D, dishwasher, balAve. $650. per month. Call conies, NorthSteppe Realty OhioStateRentals.Dunkel Company at 614‑291‑ 299‑4110 com 7373. 4 or 5 Bedrooms, loaded, pri- $795‑849, 318‑326 E 19th, vate owner, $280 per person, townhouse, W/D, dishwasher, refinished, North171 E. 13th Ave., Call 237‑8540 balcony, Realty 299‑4110 Available now north cam- Steppe pus 2 bedroom. New kitchen and floors. Off street parking. 1 $899‑999, 85 W 3rd, Victorian or 2 bedroom for fall on 15th Village, W/D, carpet/hardwood, ave or north campus. Parking. NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 296‑8353. OSU/GRANDVIEW King Ave, $995‑$1050, 1350 Neil, Victo1&2 bdrm garden apts. AC, rian Village, massive, hardGas heat and water, Laundry wood, A/C, NorthSteppe Realty facilities, Off‑street parking. 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.294‑0083 com 102 W. 8th‑2 bdrm flats avail for fall. Modern Bldg. w/security system, ceramic tile flrs., DW, A/C, newer crpt, updated appl, ceiling fans, blinds. Off St. pkg 1900 N. 4th St. Studio apart- Call 263‑2665 www.gasproperment with full bath and kitchen, on site laundry, off street park- 133 W. Oakland & Neil Ave‑2 ing. $395/month. No Applica- bdrm TH avail for fall. Modern tion Fee! Call Myers Real Es- Bldg on N. campus close to tate 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.- Buss. School, corner of Neil Av. newer crpt, tile flr, A/C Off 58 E. 11th Ave. $440‑465. St. pkg new bath. Must see! Call G.A.S. Properties 263‑ Short term leasing available. Coin Laundry. Available for im- 2665 mediate move in. Resident 1890 N. 4th St. Convenient to pays for electric. OSU and Downtown! ApplicaKohr Royer Griffith, Inc. Real- tion Fee Waived! Large modtors. (614) 291‑8000. ern units are 910 sq. ft. Quiet Close to med school. Neil building, off street parking, launave efficiency. $425/month. dry facility, A/C, gas heat, dishAvailable now/summer/fall. washer, on bus line. 614‑439‑3283. $595/month. No application fee! Call Myers Real Estate Female Dancers. No nudity. Upscale gentlemen’s club 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.mylooking for slim attractive fe- males. No experience neces- 190‑192 E Norwich‑ 2 brmTH sary. Will train. Work part time avail. for fall. N. campus west hours and earn school money. of Indianola. Recently updated $100 guarantee. Flexible spacious units w/on site lndry & hours. Work around school hkups in units. Updated baths ,schedule. Apply in person at A/C, off str prkg, Must see! 2830 Johnstown Rd. Call G.A.S. Properties 263‑ 2665

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1901 N. 4th and 18th, 2BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $800/mo, 614‑989‑1524 1 BDRM Apartments, 161 E. Norwich Ave.Great Location, 2 BD, 1 BA, spacious, Walk‑In Closet, A/C, OSP, NO $565/mo., recently renovated, Pets. $490/Mo. Call 961‑ 5 min from campus, fitness 0056. www.cooper‑properties.- center, well maintained, 24 hr com emergency maintenance, 1 BDRM Townhouse 100 courtesy officer, on‑site launFrambes Ave. Spacious Unit w/ dry, no app fee, $200 deposit. Walk‑In Closet, W/D, A/C, Free 276‑7118 OSP $525/Mo. Call 961‑0056. 2 Bdrm 200 West Norwich. 1 www.cooper‑ block to business and engineer1 Bedroom apartment, W. ing school. CA, OSP, LDY, 8th Ave, large layout, on‑site BW. $800/month. Call 614‑208‑ laundry facilities, $585/month. 3111. Call Sean 614‑915‑4666 2 BDRM Apartment 55 E. Nor1 Bedroom, Hudson and wich Ave. Spacious & Very High area. OSP, Air, very nice. Nice, C/Air, W/D, OSP, NO $450/mo. Call 614‑203‑2034 Pets $760/Mo. Call 961‑0056. www.cooper‑ 1293 Neil Ave. 1 Bedroom Efficiency, Off Street Parking. 2 BDRM Apartments 95 & 125 Rent $385‑$525. Real Estate E. Norwich Ave. Great LocaOpportunity 614‑501‑4444. tions, Lg. Bdrms, C/Air, OSP, 1615 Highland Ave., Big 1bd, NO Pets $760/Mo. Call 961‑ 0056. www.cooper‑properties.Parking, Heat Included! $500‑525/mo. Commercial One com 324‑6717 2 Bedroom Unfurnished Affordable 1 Bedrooms. Townhouse. 1104 Mount Pleasant Ave. See pictures at www.Visit our website at Dan (614)316‑ 3986. 1st Place Realty 429‑0960

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Unfurnished 4 Bedroom #1 4 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated, large 4 BR apts on North, South and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs. Starting at $365/ea. 614‑294‑7067. $1,400, 142‑150 W 8th, townhouse, A/C, W/D, patio, bars, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $900, 50 E 7th, W/D, ceramic updates, A/C, dishwasher, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 1891 North 4th & 18th Ave. 4 BR, 2 bath, for Fall. W/D, central air, D/W, parking, just renovated. $1200/month. 614‑989‑1524. 312 E. 16th. 4 bedroom house, newly remodeled, OS parking, $1000/mo. Leasing for Fall of 2011. 614‑885‑1855, 614‑578‑ 6920, 614‑578‑6720 Rod or George. 4 Bdrm townhouse. 119 Chittenden Ave. half block from Gateway. Two full baths, off‑ street parking, A/C, $1200/month. 614‑205‑4343. 4 BR recently completely remodeled w/ new appliances and fixtures throughout, W/D, new cenrtal heat/ac, new windows, refinished hardwood floors throughout, front and back porch. GREAT north campus location. Available Sept. 1. Call 614‑457‑6545 48 W Blake, 2 baths, W/D, Dishwasher, A/C, $1,400.00 month Sept 1, 2011 call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 HUGE 4 bdrm double W. Blake Ave, walk to OSU, 1.5 BRAND NEW bathrooms!! Updated kitchen, off‑st. parking, CA, W/D Available Fall 2011, Call (614)206‑5855 or (614)348‑ 2307. Huge 4 bdrm W. Blake Ave, walk to OSU, 1.5 BRAND NEW bathrooms!! Updated kitchen, off‑st. parking, CA, W/D Avail.Fall 2011, CAll (614)206‑5855 or (614)348‑2307.

$999, 50 E 7th, townhouse, W/D, A/C, dishwasher, spacious, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110

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$3000, 231 E. 16th, 6 BR, Best Loc! WD, DW, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $3200 1870 N 4th, Huge 8 BR, New Ktchn & BA’s, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $3500, 197 W. 8th, 10‑12 BR, Giant House, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 5 bedroom 2 1/2 baths, AC,washer/dryer, dishwasher, parking, more, great price 171 E. 13th Ave., Call 237‑8540. 5 Bedroom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. (614)205‑4343.

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6 bedrooms Whole house. 129 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 3000 square feet. Parking. $1650. (614)205‑4343. Candidates must be able to 6 Br. 201 W. 8th Ave. Near provide WORLD CLASS Hospital. 3 full baths. off‑street CUSTOMER SERVICE! parking, carpet, and more. Available now. 614‑637‑6300 NOW HIRING! Customer Service 65 E Patterson, big rooms, 4 Customer Relations levels, 2 baths, W/D, dish- Inbound Collections washer, A/C Sept 1, 2011 call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 ‑Pay Starting at $14.50 with Benefits 7 bedroom house for rent. ‑Advancement Opportunities $2000/month. 324 Buttles Ave. ‑Must be able to pass a BackDan (614)316‑3986. www.os- ground Check, Drug Screen, and Credit Check 7 BR West Maynard. Completely remodeled. 3 bathrooms, lots of parking, on‑site laundry, central air. $3150/mo. Call Adam 419‑494‑4626

Lovely 5 bdrm 3 story Wyandotte Ave. house. Hrdwd floors, 2 full baths, off‑street pkg, fenced yard w/deck, w/d on first floor. $1600/mo. References required. Call 513‑984‑ 1632 for appt.

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Rooms 0 utilities, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off‑street parking, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ 6304, 263‑1193.

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Dead quiet near medical complex. Safe. Excellent, low noise/crime neighborhood, quiet serious tenants. OSU across the street. $350/month, no utilities. 614‑805‑4448.

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In the 3rd round of the NCAA Tournament, Days recorded his only career point bring it every day in practice. And I understood that.” Eddie was a practice player, and said he loved it. “My role was to bring it every day in practice. Especially this year, with five or six freshmen, just to kind of be a leader and show them how things are done and lead by example,” Eddie said. “I think it helps when you play hard on scout teams and the practice team against the starters. It really helps them out.” Eddie was routinely matched up with some of the best players in college basketball. His first year, he was in

charge of checking Evan Turner in practice. This year, he guarded William Buford, Diebler and Lighty. “Eddie’s a guy who’s really strong, so he would be really physical with us and he did a great job of guarding us,” Diebler said. “He would challenge a lot of our shots, and I know by him guarding, you know, myself, Dave and Will, it made us better.” Eddie said he loved the opportunity. “I loved playing and practicing against NBA-caliber players every day,” he said. “The things I’ve learned from these coaches and the times we had together, you know, with my teammates and everything, we really became like a family. Especially this year.” Eddie didn’t get a chance to play in many games, but on March 20, with about three minutes left in the Buckeyes’

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pummeling of George Mason in the third round of the NCAA Tournament, the OSU faithful at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland started a chant. It was quiet at first, but continued to gain volume. “Ehh-dee, Ehh-dee, Ehh-dee,” the crowd chanted. Shortly thereafter, Matta relented to the crowd’s request, and Eddie entered the biggest tournament in college basketball. “The Eddie chant,” Judie said. “I just could not believe it.” Eddie was fouled at the end of the game, and was sent to the foul line where, in front of his hometown and many members of his family, he hit one of two free-throw attempts for the first and only point in his collegiate career. “For me, (the free throw) felt like 20 points,” Judie said.

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Though the experience ended abruptly, and ultimately short of the team’s lofty goals, Eddie said he doesn’t regret a second of it. “I’m really going to miss the program,” he said. “It hasn’t really hit me yet that it’s over.” Now, Eddie will focus on finishing his last quarter at OSU, from which he plans to graduate in June with a degree in consumer sciences and a minor in business. But don’t be surprised if you see him tearing up the RPAC sometime soon, you know, for old times’ sake.

Eddie wasn’t as excited as his mom, but still enjoyed the moment. “I had a lot of friends and family there,” he said. “It was definitely a good night.” Eddie said he’s definitely going to miss playing for the Buckeyes, but he’s going to miss the people on the team and the times they had most of all. “We were really like brothers,” he said. “It doesn’t matter where we are or what we’re doing; it was always a good time, a lot of laughs.” Diebler remembers Eddie being a fierce pingpong competitor, sometimes showing up 90 minutes before practice just to play a few games and be with the guys. Although Diebler claims to be the pingpong king, Eddie could hold his own. “He was definitely top-five,” Diebler said.

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OSU comedians to battle in competition ALEESIA FORNI Lantern reporter Eight of Ohio State’s funniest students will compete in the Ohio Regional Competition match of the TBS and Rooftop Comedy National College Comedy Competition against Miami University on Tuesday at Go Bananas Comedy Club in Montgomery, Ohio. “It’s a really good chance for people to open their eyes to a different form of art that people aren’t really familiar with,” said contestant Anthony Recker, a fourth-year in psychology. “There really is an art and a science to the jokes we tell.” Along with Recker, John Bieber, Xavier Dunson, Rainey Fleming, Matt Gordon, Aaron Nemo, Chris Pilkington and Dan White were selected from the 20 OSU students who competed in the preliminary tryout held at the Ohio Union on Feb. 14. Each member of the team will perform a threeminute stand-up act to exhibit their talents. Four comedians from each team will be chosen by a panel of judges and the in-house audience to advance to the next round of the tournament. The public will vote online on the competitors’ threeminute clips. Fleming, a second-year in strategic communication, encourages students to support the team by

“For students to vote and vote us on, it can open the eyes of everyone else in the nation to see that Columbus is actually a city where there a lot of comedians that are unrecognized,” Recker said. Through two rounds of online voting, the top eight teams from across the nation will move on to the Conference Rival Match. In this round, each team will submit a ÿve-minute video roasting their opponent’s team. These videos will be voted on by the public, with the four most popular teams advancing to the Judges’ Selection Round, where the top four teams will be judged by comedians and entertainers. This panel of judges will ultimately crown one comedy team winner of the competition and select one MVP from each team to win a trip to TBS Presents Just For Laughs in Chicago. The four MVPs will also have the opportunity to perform their stand-up act at this festival. For some contestants, advancing to the ÿnal round would provide potential career opportunities. “All of my eggs are in the comedy basket,” said Nemo, a third-year in English. “I am not programmed to function at a real job.” Rooftop Comedy will provide free transportation from campus to the competition. To reserve a spot, send an e-mail with your name, school and phone number to

attending the event and voting for the team online as well. “I think you should always be supportive of your school’s comedy scene,” Fleming said. “We have a lot of strong stand-up comedians in the comedy scene in Columbus … so if our team goes a long way, that would be great for the city.” Recker agrees that showcasing the comedic talent Columbus has to offer is important.

Students weigh in on ‘Big Three Concert’ selections

“Raven in the Grave,” by The Raveonettes “I heard about the concert through word of mouth. I’m excited they’re coming. I think OUAB does a pretty good job of finding performers that appeal to everybody. B.o.B and Kellie Pickler are pretty different. I feel it’s a pretty good way of getting performers.” Charlie Baker

“Blood Pressures,” by The Kills

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“Lupe Fiasco is one of my favorite rappers. I’ve always wanted to see him in concert.” Darrilyn Macklin 1st year - Chinese

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“Considering the fact I don’t know who they are I think it’s unfair the activity fee sponsors the event. If we pay for an entertainer we should choose who they are.”

“It is a bit more promising that I’ll attend since it’s free. The activity fee is a good way to sponsor the concerts as long as it’s a reasonable portion.”

“I think it would be fun to go and get involved in something. It’s good we have funding to do stuff like that.”


“The activity fee is a really cool way to sponsor the event because you would have to pay anyways and it feels like it’s free even though it’s really not.”

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Ben Stepp 1st year – Business

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As someone who writes for the Arts section, I rarely get the opportunity to be openly militant about particular issues. Today, I am up in arms over an arts issue. Rutgers University drew attention this week for paying “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi $32,000 to speak at the university last Thursday. You don’t need to be Suze Orman to realize this was a bad deal, but it gets worse. The school is paying Nobel-laureate writer Toni Morrison $30,000 to speak at its spring commencement in May. I could tell you that this is a crying shame, but that’s the obvious argument. So, I’m going to explain to you why this is our fault. One of the most basic principles in any economics class is that of supply and


demand. Supply really isn’t in play here, but the point is that when demand is high, you can set prices high. Demand for Snooki is high because the youth of our nation is obsessed with her asinine show. Demand for Morrison is low, although she’s won a Nobel Prize for literature.

If talent were a precious metal, Snooki would be worth about 78 cents at your local Gold 2 Cash location. She is (debatably) talented at tanning and laundry. I’m not even going to joke about the gym part. She’s like Ivan Rodriguez, except with more emphasis on the “Pudge.” If Snooki is gold, Morrison is rhodium; it’s worth a lot more, but you wouldn’t know because you’ve never heard of it. When I reference the youth that makes Snooki so popular, I mean you guys. Now, I’ve only seen one full episode of “Jersey Shore,” but I can’t hole myself up in an ivory tower. I watch a lot of TV that is chemically proven to kill brain cells (for example, Syfy’s “Danger Mouse vs. The Lab Rats”). As I can attest after watching

“The Room” for the ÿrst time this weekend, watching overtly stupid things is massively entertaining. But if we’re going to demonstrate outrage over something like Rutgers’ absurd display of celebrity proclivity, we have to do it actively. What’s your excuse for having not read “Beloved”? Too much text? Too little time? I understand that many intelligent people don’t get the opportunity to attend college, but arguably you are among the top quarter of the population in terms of qualiÿcations to read “high-level” literature. Let me tell you: It’s much more strenuous than reading “Harry Potter.” But it’s much less strenuous than reading “The Sound and The Fury.” Authors, playwrights and

artists routinely feel the heel of a society that ÿnds their work too inconvenient to appreciate. Yes, an hour-long episode is easier to digest than a 600-page novel. But even if I never read Morrison again, I will still hang on to how amazing her prose was. It’s easy to say that paying Morrison less than Snooki is wrong. It’s tougher to demonstrate that we mean it. Don’t watch MTV this week. Go out and buy a respected book. It doesn’t have to be Morrison. It doesn’t even have to be literature. Saying something is wrong is meaningless. Acting on it sends a message. Terry Jones, if you’ve gotten bored instigating violence in the Middle East, can I recommend “A Shore Thing” for your next book burning?



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Eddie Days holds the regular season championship trophy following the Buckeyes’ 93-65 win against Wisconsin on March 6.

Indians outfielder Sizemore to rehab against Ohio State mike y oung Senior Lantern reporter Cleveland Indians outfielder Grady Sizemore will participate in an exhibition game with the Columbus Clippers against Ohio State on Tuesday, according to a press release. Sizemore is rehabbing a left-knee injury he Grady Sizemore suffered during the 2010 season. He had microfracture surgery on June 6, 2010, and was placed on the 15-day disabled list Wednesday (retroactive to March 29), before the start of the 2011 regular season. During spring training, Sizemore played in four games, going 1-10 with two walks. He played in just 33 games during the 2010 season, hitting .211 with no home runs, 13 RBIs and 35 strikeouts. Sizemore also missed 56 games during the 2009 season because of injuries to his left elbow and lower left abdomen. Before injuries derailed both seasons, he played in at least 157 games in each of his previous four seasons. In 2006 and 2007, he played in all 162 regular-season games and all 11 of the Indians’ games in the 2007 playoffs. From 2005 to 2008, Sizemore played in 382 straight games. Indians reliever Joe Smith also will suit up for the Clippers, rehabbing an abdominal strain. Smith went 2-2 with a 3.83 ERA in 40 innings pitched in 2010 for the Indians. The Clippers play the Buckeyes at 6:35 p.m. at Huntington Park.

Pryor recovering from 2nd surgery ad am ha wkins Senior Lantern reporter Terrelle Pryor is recovering from his January surgery to repair torn ligaments in his left foot, but he informed his Twitter followers on Monday that he recently went through another medical procedure. The Buckeye quarterback underwent minor surgery on March 28, and T errelle Pryor wanted to let those following his Twitter account, @TPeezy2, know that all was well. “2 the followers that support myself and THEOhioState Buckeyes. Foots getting better, had minor surgery on Monday jogged last week all smiles,” Pryor said in a tweet on Monday. Athletic department spokeswoman Shelly Poe confirmed Pryor’s tweet in an e-mail to The Lantern, saying, “He had a followup (sic) procedure to his original surgery.” Pryor is limited during spring practices to recover from his January surgery, and is working to get back for summer camp.

The 1: Passion propels walk-on michael peria tt Lantern reporter Eddie Days doesn’t look much like a basketball player. Generously listed at 6 feet, and weighing 180 pounds, the stocky Days looks more like he should be playing running back for Jim Tressel than guard for Thad Matta. But Eddie is more passionate about basketball than most people are about anything. He simply loves the game. At Richmond Heights High School near Cleveland, Eddie was a star. As a senior in 2006, he averaged 22 points, six rebounds and five assists per game, and was named first-team All-Ohio. But despite all of his success, he still didn’t have any Division I scholarship offers. Eddie had opportunities to play for Division II or Division III schools, but that wasn’t what he had in mind. Even when Eddie was young, he said his dream was to play basketball for the Buckeyes. “I always wanted to come (to Ohio State). My dad came here. All my family lives here in Columbus,” Eddie said. “I couldn’t imagine going anywhere else.” Unbeknownst to Matta and his staff, Eddie decided to pay his way and try to walk on the basketball team at OSU. He loved the game too much to stay away. “Even before tryouts my freshman year, I would play ball at the RPAC probably five hours a day,” Eddie said. “Not even just to stay in shape or just because I knew I was trying out, but just because I loved playing.” After those daily, five-hour sessions, he’d hit the weights.

“If I didn’t play ball,” Eddie said, “I was having a bad day.” When the day of the tryouts came, Eddie walked up to the Schottenstein Center and, along with 11 other guys, ran a few drills and scrimmaged for about a half-hour. The whole process lasted about 45 minutes. That was it. Everything Days worked for came down to that moment. “Right after tryouts were over, Jamar Butler, Daequan Cook and David (Lighty) were in there watching tryouts,” Eddie said. “Jamar came up to me afterwards and said: ‘The coaches like you. They think you’re probably going to be the one.’” Eddie made the squad. “He was just so, so excited,” said Judie Days, Eddie’s mother. “I can’t explain how excited he was.” Eddie planned to take the bus straight back to his residence hall, but that didn’t exactly happen. “I ended up just sitting on the bus for like an hour, just riding and kind of reflecting on how I played that day,” Eddie said. “I’d probably have to say that would be my favorite memory.” But his happiness was short-lived. During his junior year of high school, Eddie passed out during a morning basketball practice. After running a battery of tests, the doctors at the Cleveland Clinic discovered he had a rare heart condition. Days was put on medication and had no problems following the fainting incident, but OSU doctors didn’t want to take any chances. They wanted to take a closer look at the problem. By the time the doctors were satisfied and cleared Eddie to play, the roster was full. Eddie was denied his chance to be a part of the team. “That was really devastating,” Judie said. “That was really hard for him and (his family).”

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Eddie Days celebrates with his family on Senior Day on March 6. After being let down, Eddie wouldn’t let up. He kept up with his daily marathon gym sessions, and even started helping the women’s basketball team practice to get more gym time. Though Eddie wasn’t able to play for the men’s team, the way he played during tryouts earned their respect. Former Buckeye guard Jon Diebler has known Eddie since 2007, and said the team thought highly of him. “Eddie’s a guy who has always been around the program, and whenever we would have open gyms Eddie was welcome to come and play,” Diebler said. “Even when he wasn’t on the team, he would still come and play because we knew the type of player he was.” When Eddie came back in 2007, the roster was full and the team didn’t hold tryouts.

The following year there was a tryout, but the team ultimately decided not to take anyone. Three years had passed, and Eddie still wasn’t where he wanted to be. Some thought it was time for him to try something else, but he refused to give up. “I even asked him at one point. I said, ‘Well, would you maybe want to think about going into coaching?’ But he said, ‘No, I want to play,’” Judie said. “He was adamant.” So for a fourth consecutive year, Eddie attended tryouts. This time, he made it. “It finally worked out,” Eddie said. “I think they just wanted somebody who would play hard and understand that if they make the team, they may not play a lot, but they still have to

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Greg Beals is at home in 1st year as OSU baseball coach todd a ver y Lantern reporter When Greg Beals accepted the Ohio State baseball coaching job last summer, it was like coming home for the Springfield, Ohio, native. Now, with 21 games under his belt, Beals has passed the transition phase of being a new coach and led the Buckeyes to a 10-11 record, including a 2-1 start in Big Ten play. The 10-11 record might not have been what Beals first envisioned, but he said the team is where it needs to be right now and that a tough pre-conference schedule helped it gain experience for conference play. The schedule Beals set up included six games in California, where OSU went 1-5, losing games against then-No. 15 California and No. 10 Fresno State. “We are not going to see anything better than what we saw out in California,” Beals said. “During the preseason you’ve got to put your team in the fire

at some point so that it doesn’t happen in the conference, and then all of a sudden you have a bad week, and you are like, ‘Oh my, we are not that good.’” That California trip was part of the process for the players and new coach to connect and get used to one another. The upperclassmen had to adjust to Beals after playing for Hall-of-Fame coach Bob Todd, who retired at Greg Beals the end of last season. Senior co-captain and outfielder Brian DeLucia said the change has been easy and that Beals has been great in making the transition. “He’s amazing at communicating and finding out what we like, finding what he likes and correlating both,” DeLucia said. Beals said he felt the coaches and players connected early, but the last phase of that connection is always in competition, which they have now faced. “I really feel good about the guys who were here

before and how they handled the change in leadership,” Beals said. “I think our guys now understand what it means to do what we were talking about in competition.” Being the new coach provided a situation in which the upperclassmen and freshmen did not know what to expect. It also gave the freshmen a way to connect with their coach that the upperclassmen did not have. “For us, we both got our first win at Bill Davis (Stadium) together, so we do share other things that the upperclassmen don’t get to, which is kind of cool,” said freshman first baseman Josh Dezse. After their weekend series against Northwestern, Dezse and Beals picked up win Nos. 2 and 3 at Bill Davis Stadium. Although the coach said he does not know at what point he got settled in, he felt being the coach at a school like OSU helped force him to do it in a hurry. “The competitor in me and my desire to be good takes over, and when the shots start coming, you just go do what you do,” Beals said. Winning three out of his first four home games might not have hurt either.


The Lantern April 5, 2011  

The Lantern April 5, 2011

The Lantern April 5, 2011  

The Lantern April 5, 2011