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PAUL DANIELS TO SHOVE TRANSPORTER like it has ever BRIDGE UP HIS ARSE ‘Nothing been tried before.’ return to his native Middlesbrough with his most ambitious and biggest ever magic trick.
Paul, showing off outside his playhouse, yesterday.
In the best traditions of American magician David Copperfield, our very own evil sorcerer Paul Daniels is to
In front of millions of expectant Teessiders, Daniels is going to shove the Transporter bridge up his bum hole in the most large-scale and elaborate magic trick ever attempted. Paul told the Tees Bally Fibber, ‘Nothing like it has ever been
tried before. Although there’s been some brave attempts.
In 1908 the great Houdini got half of the Empire State Building up his poot shoot, but had to abandon the stunt because it was knacking him.’ The Transporter bridge – big, innit!