Tales from the campo... Light travels more quickly than sound, which is why some people appear to be bright until you finally hear them speak.
How many paranoid people does it take to change a light bulb? OMG! Who wants to know!? Who's asking questions!?
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and another two change it right back again. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb must REALLY want to change. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? One. All it takes is one to get under your feet and cause you to trip as you're changing it.
What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine
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Come on in...and ’ave a laugh! An optimist is an individual who falls off the top of the Empire State Building and says, after fifty floors, “So far, so good!” The word “politics” is made up of “poli”, which is Latin for “many”, and “tics”, as in “bloodsucking insects.” Isn't Disneyland a trap for people run by a mouse? If everything seems to be going well in life, you’re probably
Have you heard about the new “Divorce Barbie”? It comes complete with all of Ken's stuff.
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Why is that whenever something is transported by car, it's called a “shipment”, but when something is transported by ship, it's called “cargo”? A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story."Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied."Oh! I wouldnt listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesnt know a thing about cars."
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."...... The farmer said, "That's once."