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The Lincoln High School Preservation Alumni Association will sponsor a trip to Harrah’s Casino in Cherokee, N.C., on Saturday, Sept. 28. Tickets are $65. Deadline is Sept. 25. Call Ronetta Moses at (803) 7752703 or J.L. Green at (803) 968-4173. A Bates Middle School Male Mentoring Group flapjack fundraiser will be held at 8 a.m. Saturday, Sept. 28, at Applebee’s, 2497 Broad St. Tickets are $7 and can be purchased at the door or by calling Mark Gillard at (803) 775-0715.
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Entertainment The Voice: Blind Auditions Premiere, Part 2 Blind auditions continue as CeeLo (:01) Chicago Fire: A Problem House Tonight (N) (HD) and Christina settle back into their former seats, all while hoping to win over An arsonist targets Lt. Severide. (N) promising singers. (N) (HD) (HD) Inside Edition (N) NCIS: Whisky Tango Foxtrot An explo- NCIS: Los Angeles: Ascension Sam Person of Interest: Liberty Reese and sion in Washington, D.C. changes Par- and Deeks recover from torture. (N) Shaw must find a U.S. Naval officer (HD) sons’ perspective on the team. (N) (HD) during Fleet Week. (N) (HD) (:31)Trophy Wife: Lucky 7: Pilot Coworkers with big Jeopardy! (N) Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Pilot (:01)The (HD) A highly select team of agents gath- Goldbergs: Circle Pilot Kate and Di- dreams putting their resources together win the lottery. (N) (HD) Of Driving (N) (HD) ane. (N) (HD) ered. (N) (HD) Making It Grow (N) Latino Americans: War and Peace La- Latino Americans: The New Latinos Frontline: Life and Death in Assisted Living Daily operations of assisted livtino Americans’ involvement in WWII Economic opportunities from ing Co. (HD) and fight for civil rights examined. (N) ‘40s-’60s. (N) (HD) The Big Bang The Big Bang Dads: Heckuva Brooklyn Nine- New Girl: Nerd The Mindy Pro- WACH FOX News at 10 News events Theory Spreading Theory Gift eti- Job, Brownie Dads Nine: The Tagger Mean teacher ject: The Other Dr. of the day, late breaking news and weather forecasts are presented. mellow out. (N) Graffiti case. (N) clique. (N) (HD) L (N) (HD) gossip. (HD) quette. (HD) Family Feud (N) Family Feud (N) House: It’s a Wonderful Lie House as- House: Frozen House makes a diagno- Dish Nation (N) The Office: Launch Party, Part sumes a woman is lying to him about sis via webcam when a doctor at the South Pole falls ill. (HD) 2 (HD) her sudden paralysis. (HD)
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The Fuller Garden Neighborhood Watch Association will host a neighborhood watch association banquet from 5:30 to 7 p.m. today at the South HOPE Center. Councilman Calvin K. Hastie Sr. will speak.
An American Red Cross New Volunteer Orientation / Disaster Services overview class will be held 6-9 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 26, at 1155-2 N. Guignard Drive.
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The Shepherd’s Center will offer public information classes at 24 Council St. from 11 to 11:50 a.m. each Thursday as follows: Sept. 26, Crystal Strong will discuss the Affordable Care Act as it impacts seniors; Oct. 3, Patty Patterson will discuss emergency preparedness; Oct. 10, David LePage will discuss green energy choices; Oct. 17, Lt. Don Florence will discuss scams / scammers as well as identity theft; Oct. 24, Jesse Bornin will discuss gardening tips for fall and winter; Oct. 31, Tracy Pender will discuss Native Americans in South Carolina, their history and culture; Nov. 7, Dr. Carolyn Brown will discuss dental health and its impact on overall health; and Nov. 14, Pearl Fryer will speak.
The Sumter County Education Association-Retired will hold a luncheon meeting at noon Wednesday, Sept. 25, at Golden Corral. All members are asked to attend. Call Brenda Bethune at (803) 469-6588.
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ABC launches mixed bag of new shows tonight BY KEVIN MCDONOUGH The new sitcom “The Goldbergs� (9 p.m., ABC, TV-14) tries to update “The Wonder Years� to the 1980s, with limited success. Adam (voiced by Patton Oswalt, played by Sean Giambrone) narrates the series from the present day and wants to convince us that his Reagandecade childhood was warm and wacky. Unfortunately, we can see it unfold on screen, where everybody seems to be trying way too hard. Wendi McLendon-Covey plays the smothering mom with too much eye shadow and no personal boundaries. Jeff Garlin has found a nice role as Murray, the slob father, a recent heart-attack victim given to gruff utterances that are “translated� via subtitles into supportive messages. George Segal is reduced to doting granddad. Adam’s older brother, Barry (Troy Gentile), is a charmless hothead and his sister, Erica (Hayley Orrantia), remains a complete cipher. The show’s take on the
1980s seems rather scattershot. The episode is titled “Circle of Driving,â€? referring to a cryptic line that Murray repeats. That’s clearly inspired by the song “Circle of Life,â€? from the Disney animated musical “The Lion King,â€? a pop artifact from 1994. How ‘80s is that? • “Trophy Wifeâ€? (9:30 p.m., ABC, TV-14) does a surprising job of imbuing a potentially unlikable character with considerable charm. After drinks and karaoke, perky party girl Kate (Malin Akerman) literally falls into the lap of lawyer Pete (Bradley Whitford), sending both to the emergency room. She soon becomes his inappropriately dressed third wife and an unprepared “momâ€? for his three kids. She also has to deal with his icy doctor exwife, Diane (Marcia Gay Harden), as well as Jackie (Michaela Watkins), his space-cadet second wife who still holds a torch for Pete. Whitford is all but eclipsed by his brood of kids and “sister wives.â€? Pete had better be a pretty good lawyer though, because Kate’s character, while
occasionally likable, seems to be a direct infringement on every comedic role Cameron Diaz has ever played. • Gritty, grainy quasi-realism is a departure for DisneyABC. Shot in a jerky, handheld style, with many location shots of the unglamorous New York City borough of Queens, “Lucky 7â€? (10 p.m., ABC, TV14) follows seven employees at a gas station who find their lives upended when they hit the lottery jackpot. • Sporting the talents of cocreator Joss Whedon (“The Avengers,â€? “Firefly,â€? “Buffy the Vampire Slayerâ€?), the entire Marvel superhero pantheon to play with, and what looks like a gazillion-dollar budget, the new series “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.â€? (8 p.m., ABC, TV-PG) has “review-proofâ€? written all over it.
• A naval officer becomes a “Person of Interestâ€? (10 p.m., CBS, TV-14). • An arsonist targets Severide on “Chicago Fireâ€? (10 p.m., NBC, TV-14).
Tonight’s Other Highlights
Season Premieres
• Returning World War II veterans face discrimination on “Latino Americansâ€? (8 p.m., PBS, TV-PG check local listings). • Crimes and misdemeanors on “Brooklyn Nine-Nineâ€? (8:30 p.m., Fox, TV-14). • Mindy asserts herself on “The Mindy Projectâ€? (9:30 p.m., Fox, TV-14). • Jax forms a new alliance on “Sons of Anarchyâ€? (10 p.m., FX, TV-MA). • Pop culture obsessives live under one roof as they intern at a convention in the new docu-series “Fangasmâ€? (10 p.m., Syfy).
• An explosion rattles Parsons on “NCISâ€? (8 p.m., CBS, TV-14). • Sam and Deeks recover on “NCIS: Los Angelesâ€? (9 p.m., CBS, TV-14).
Rebel Wilson, soon to star in the ABC comedy “Super Fun Night,� appears in the 2012 musical spoof “Pitch Perfect� (8:05 p.m., Cinemax).
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