TELEVISION
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WIS News 10 at Entertainment Community: G.I. Parks and Recre7:00pm Local Tonight Jeff (N) (HD) ation: Prom (N) news update. “Blended.” (N) (HD) News 19 @ 7pm Inside Edition (N) The Big Bang (:31) The Millers: Evening news up- (HD) Theory Two Walk-n-Wave date. women. (N) (HD) (N) (HD) Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! (N) Once Upon a Time in Wonderland: (N) (HD) (HD) And They Lived... Jafar raises an army of the dead. (N) (HD) Europe: Amster- Palmetto Scene The Blueprint: The Story of Advendam and Dutch (N) (HD) tist Education (N) (HD) Sidetrips The Big Bang The Big Bang Hell’s Kitchen: 17 Chefs Compete Theory Raj’s per- Theory Party at- Teams race to prepare lobster ravioli. fect girl. (HD) tended. (HD) (N) (HD) Family Feud Family Feud The Vampire Diaries: Total Eclipse of the Heart A “Bitter Ball” for the broken-hearted. (HD)
(:01) Hollywood Game Night: Game Night, That’s Another Story Celebrity game show. (N) (HD) Two and a Half (:31) The Crazy Men Walden in- Ones Singing jinvited. (N) (HD) gle. (N) (HD) Grey’s Anatomy: You Be Illin’ The doctors fight getting sick. (N) (HD)
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Parenthood: Cold Feet Zeek and Camille agree on house plans. (N) (HD) (:01) Elementary: The Many Mouths of Aaron Colville Serial killer thought dead resurfaces. (N) (HD) Scandal: The Fluffer Abby takes over Olivia’s duties. (N) (HD)
The Bletchley Circle Women pursue Makers: Women Who Make Amerthe killer on their own. (HD) ica: Part 3 Commentary by women’s rights luminaries. (HD) American Idol: Surviving Jack WACH FOX News at 10 Local news Results Show (N) The boys for try- report and weather forecast. (HD) out. (N) (HD) Reign: Royal Blood Clarissa abducts Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Queen Catherine’s kids. (HD) Game Teens re-enact video game violence. (HD)
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(:35) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Actor Daniel Radcliffe from “Horns.” (N) (HD) (:35) Late Show with David Letterman Johnny Depp; Kevin Drew. (N) (HD) (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Emma Stone; Jeff Perry; musical guest Schoolboy Q. (N) (HD) Tavis Smiley Paul BBC World News Charlie Rose Rusesabagina. International (N) (HD) (HD) news. Two and a Half Two and a Half The Middle: ValMen Jake tries Men Alan is au- entine’s Day III beer. (HD) dited. (HD) (HD) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Arsenio Hall Repression Father accused of rape is Show (N) (HD) murdered. (HD) WIS News 10 at 11:00pm News and weather. News 19 @ 11pm The news of the day. ABC Columbia News at 11 (HD)
CABLE CHANNELS The First 48: Frenzy; Hard Truth The First 48: Far from Home; Object The First 48: After the First 48: Into Beyond Scared Straight Sisters & (:01) Beyond Scared Straight Im- (:01) The First 48 Missing roommate. (HD) of Desire (HD) the Night (N) (HD) brothers. (N) (HD) prisoned brother. (HD) (HD) Hitman (‘07, Thriller) aac Timo- U.S. Marshals (‘98, Thriller) aac Tommy Lee Jones. A marshal seeks a fugitive who may be innocent of his (:01) The Mummy (‘99, Horror) aac Brendan Fraser. thy Olyphant. Genetic assassin. (HD) crime. (HD) An Egyptian priest comes back to life. (HD) Railroad Alaska: Ice Dagger Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) Ice Cold Gold: After Thaw (N) Ice Cold Gold (N) (HD) Ice Cold Gold: After Thaw (HD) Cold Gold The Nutty Professor (‘08, Comedy) aa Drake Bell. Julius Kelp’s grandson develops an alter Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (‘00, Comedy) ac Eddie Murphy. A soon-to-be-married Prof. Wendy Williams ego after drinking a secret potion. Klump tries to get rid of his alter ego Buddy Love. Show (HD) The Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Millionaire Matchmaker Re- Matchmaker: Return of the Tough Online Dating Rituals of the Ameri- The People’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta: With Friends Like These turning client. (N) Teddy Bear and The Shredder can Male: Grant & J. Keith Couch With Friends Like These The Profit A fitness center. The Profit: Sweet Pete’s Greed: Deadly Payout Greed City embezzlement. The Profit: Sweet Pete’s Money Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360° (N) (HD) Chicagoland: Me and My Mayor Chicagoland: Safe Passage Anderson Cooper 360° (HD) Chicago The Colbert Re- Daily Show (HD) Chappelle’s Chappelle’s It’s Always Tosh.0 Prancing Review Best Tosh.0 Natalie Daily Show Pelé. The Colbert Re- (:01) @midnight port (HD) Show Show Lil Jon. Sunny (HD) Elites. (HD) friend. (N) (HD) Gilbert. (HD) (N) (HD) port (N) (HD) (N) (HD) Austin & Ally Dog with Blog: Blog: Avery-body I Didn’t Do It: Austin & Ally A.N.T. Farm (HD) Good Luck Char- Jessie Doorman Austin & Ally Dog with Blog: Good Luck Char(HD) Love Ty-Angle Dance Now Lindylicious (HD) lie (HD) training. (HD) (HD) Love Ty-Angle lie (HD) Lords of the Car Hoards (HD) Lords of the Car Hoards (HD) Fast N’ Loud (HD) Fast N’ Loud (HD) Rods N’ Wheels (HD) Fast Loud NIT Basketball Tournament: Championship z{| (HD) College Basketball: from Moody Coliseum in Dallas z{| (HD) SportsCenter (HD) SportsCenter SportsCenter (HD) High School Basketball Special (HD) Special (HD) Baseball Tonight (HD) Olbermann (HD) Olbermann (6:30) Along Came Polly (‘04, Comedy) aa Ben Meet the Fockers (‘04, Comedy) aac Robert De Niro. Greg Focker’s fiancée and future The 700 Club Larry Stone. Prince: Will Gets Stiller. Woman tries to liberate a cautious man. (HD) in-laws meet his eccentric parents. (HD) Committed Chopped Casserole. (HD) Chopped Pasta dough. (HD) Chopped Canada (N) Beat Bobby Beat Bobby Diners (HD) Diners (HD) Chopped On the Record with Greta (N) The O’Reilly Factor (N) (HD) The Kelly File News updates. Hannity Conservative news. (HD) The O’Reilly Factor (HD) The Kelly File NHL Hockey: Dallas Stars at Carolina Hurricanes from PNC Arena z{| (HD) Postgame The Panel The Panel The Panel Predators NHL Hockey The Waltons: The Hostage Mary El- The Waltons: The Revel John-Boy’s The Middle: The The Middle (HD) Frasier: Crock Frasier Birth and Frasier Daphne Frasier: The Good Golden Girls: len saves. third novel is rejected. Bridge (HD) Tales a wedding. gives birth. Son Blind Ambitions Addict (HD) Addict (HD) Addict (HD) Addict (HD) Addict (HD) Addict (HD) Hunters (HD) Hunters (N) Hunters (HD) Hunters (HD) Addict (HD) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Vikings: Unforgiven (N) (:02) Vikings: Unforgiven Pawn Stars Law & Order: Criminal Intent: The Law & Order: Criminal Intent: But Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Criminal Minds: Epilogue Mysteri- Criminal Minds: There’s No Place Criminal Minds: Gift Cult murder. (HD) Not Forgotten (HD) Pravda Reporter murdered. (HD) ous bodies. (HD) Like Home (HD) Hope (HD) Project Runway: Under the Gunn: Project Runway: Under the Gunn: Project Runway: Under the Gunn: (:01) Celebrity Wife Swap Opposite Celebrity Home Celebrity Home (:02) Under the Crossing Teams (HD) The Benefit of Fashion (HD) Superhero Fashion (N) (HD) views of cleanliness. (HD) Raiders (N) Raiders (HD) Gunn (HD) Sponge Sam & Cat Instant (N) Dad Run (N) Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Full Hse Friends (:36) Friends (:12) Friends Cops (HD) Cops (HD) Cops (HD) Cops (HD) Impact Wrestling (N) (HD) Ink Master (HD) Police (HD) Drive Angry (‘11, Action) aa Nicolas Cage. A man escapes hell to seek Machete (‘10, Action) aaa Danny Trejo. A federal policeman from Zombie Apocalypse (‘11, Horror) ac Ving Rhames. revenge against his daughter’s attackers. Mexico seeks vengeance on people who betrayed him. A small group seeks refuge from zombies. (HD) Seinfeld: The Family Guy: I Family Guy Nazi Family Guy The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan Ex-basketball player Charles The Pete Holmes Comeback (HD) Dream of Jesus invasion. Stewie forgotten. Theory (HD) Theory (HD) Theory (HD) Theory (HD) Barkley. (N) (HD) Show (N) (6:00) The Tunnel of Love (‘58, The Thrill of It All (‘63, Comedy) aac Doris Day. A housewife becomes Move Over, Darling (‘63, Comedy) aac Doris Day. A woman presumed Send Me No Comedy) aac Doris Day. a famous TV personality, to the annoyance of her husband. dead returns seven years later on her husband’s wedding day. Flowers (‘64) American Gypsy Wedding (HD) American Gypsy Wedding (N) American Gypsy Wedding (N) Tattoos (N) Tattoos (N) American Gypsy Wedding (HD) Tattoos (HD) Castle: One Life to Lose Soap opera NBA Basketball: San Antonio Spurs at Oklahoma City Thunder from Chesapeake Energy NBA Basketball: Dallas Mavericks at Los Angeles Clippers from Staples drama. (HD) Arena z{| (HD) Center z{| (HD) Dumbest Church burglar. 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Country superstar Paisley guest stars on ‘Crazy Ones’ BY KEVIN MCDONOUGH Viewers won’t hop down just any old rabbit hole. Tonight marks the series finale of “Once Upon a Time in Wonderland” (8 p.m., ABC, TV-PG), an ambitious and expensivelooking adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s tale of weird doings on the other side of the looking glass. The network’s oldreliable time-filler “Shark Tank” will air in its place next week. ABC is hardly the only network to take its lumps on Thursday nights this year. Viewers never warmed to “Sean Saves the World” or “The Michael J. Fox Show” on NBC. Most comedies on CBS find a large audience, but “The Crazy Ones” hasn’t. • Horik returns and makes Ragnar an interesting offer on “Vikings” (10 p.m., History, TV14). History has renewed this epic series for a third season. • Zach pitches a jingle job to Brad Paisley on “The Crazy Ones” (9:30 p.m., CBS, TV-14). Gee, that’s just like the series pilot, when the agency pursued Kelly Clarkson. Paisley is married to actress Kimberly Williams, seen recently on ABC’s “Nashville.”
makes an inviting offer on “Two and a Half Men” (9 p.m., CBS, TV-14) * An infected hospital faces inspection on “Grey’s Anatomy” (9 p.m., ABC, TV-14).
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When Zach goes overboard on a pitch to a client, he has to convince Brad Paisley to sing a jingle to make good on the deal on “The Crazy Ones” airing at 9:30 p.m. on CBS. • A killer sinks his teeth into the techniques of a deceased predator on “Elementary” (10 p.m., CBS, TV-14). • Zeek and Camille come to terms on “Parenthood” (10 p.m., NBC, TV-14). • Abby steps in for Olivia on “Scandal” (10 p.m., ABC, TV14). • Fred pitches a documentary idea on “Portlandia” (10 p.m., IFC, TV-PG).
CULT CHOICE TONIGHT’S OTHER HIGHLIGHTS • Raj can’t handle the pressure of dating two women on “The Big Bang Theory” (8 p.m., CBS, TV-14). • Leslie micromanages a senior prom on “Parks & Recreation” (8:30 p.m., NBC, TV-PG). • Comic-book characters inspire the designers on “Project Runway: Under the Gunn” (9 p.m., Lifetime, TV-PG). • Kopus finds himself on the brink of disaster on “The Red Road” (9 p.m., Sundance, TV14). • Timing is everything on “Suits” (9 p.m., USA, TV-PG). • Jack becomes a stern baseball mentor on “Surviving Jack” (9:30 p.m., Fox, TV-14).
TCM commemorates Doris Day’s 90th birthday with 12 of her movies from the 1950s and ‘60s, including two with Rock Hudson, “Lover Come Back” (8 a.m.) and “Send Me No Flowers” (midnight), and two with James Garner, “The Thrill of it
All” (8 p.m.) and “Move Over, Darling” (10 p.m.).
SERIES NOTES Slipping into two-dimensional roles on “Community” (8 p.m., NBC, TV-14) * Nathan examines his distorted worldview on “The Millers” (8:30 p.m., CBS, TV-PG) * Walden’s ex
Pele is scheduled on “The Daily Show With Jon Stewart” (11 p.m., Comedy Central) * Charles Barkley appears on “Conan” (11 p.m., TBS) * Don Cheadle, Greg Fitzsimmons, Betsy Sodaro and Josh Wolf are booked on “Chelsea Lately” (11 p.m., E!) * Mark Mazzetti is on “The Colbert Report” (11:30 p.m., Comedy Central) * John-
ny Depp and Kevin Drew appear on “Late Show With David Letterman” (11:35 p.m., CBS) * Daniel Radcliffe and Cedric the Entertainer appear on “The Tonight Show” (11:35 p.m., NBC) * Emma Stone, Jeff Perry and Schoolboy Q appear on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (11:35 p.m., ABC) * Whoopi Goldberg, Judd Apatow and John Mulaney visit “Late Night With Seth Meyers” (12:35 a.m., NBC) * Ashton Kutcher and Roddy Hart & The Lonesome Fire are on “The Late Late Show” (12:35 a.m., CBS, r). Copyright 2014, United Feature Syndicate