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Eedee Darling, you’ve made me so happy for the past 6 1/2 years. I’m such a lucky man, you are my world. I plan on spending the rest of my life with you. Love, Teedee

relieve my pain, while shortening the line for elitist urinators. But perhaps some are in line to move their bowels. On that note, rest assured, I don’t condone human public defecation. The difference is that feces doesn’t disappear into the ground, and it is rife with harmful bacteria. It is just as disgusting as dogs leaving their feces in our parks and sidewalks. So, my friends (and critics), in our drought stricken area, why not save plumbing water, reduce the need for toxic blue chemical toilets, and improve your personal health and comfort by doing your part: water a tree...or don’t...just leave me be to pee free.

adopt an animal unless you plan to care for it and love it like one of your own children!

My Beautiful Indian Girl To the love of my life, I’m sorry for being crazy and the actions that follow, I’m sorry for not coming through in the clutch. I will always love you and respect you for you’re the only one that knows me and what makes me tick and what makes me truly happy. So with this sorry please forgive me of my stupid actions and love me, guess what ? .......I Love You Tyla Buckels. I %&$#(*$ love you Tyla. Welcome Back! A big welcome back cheers to Cheddar Chad on the corner of Riverside and Howard! It is refreshing to see a downtown icon return to his rightful roots in order to serve all the hot doghungry connoisseurs. Stay put Chad until the next overseas trip! Give him a visit bikers and walkers.

Jeers Public Irrigation Jeers to a society that condemns me for public urination, while not batting an eye as dogs sprinkle our parks, alleys, and sidewalks. Why is it a crime for me to water a tree? The issue is not public indecency. I am careful to shield myself should I need to expel this bodily poison in the absence of bathroom facilities. Yes, it’s poison in my body, but nutritional irrigation for plants. It’s a win-win situation. How is dog urine any less vulgar than mine? Is it because dogs are “uncivilized”, so that’s their excuse? Well, my friends, I’ve met many people who are less civilized than dogs. True, I tend to avoid urinating in a concrete environment, but hey - ever try to run Bloomsday well hydrated, only to have to stand in line 20 minutes just to have your mostly water filled urine deposited in the disgusting, germ infested port-a-john? Not me. I opt to find a quiet alley, and

Raised by Meanies Jeers to the bearded driver of the blue car that I allowed to turn left in front of me onto a side street from Freya around 3 pm on 7/21. After I let you turn in front of me you gave me the finger! The only explanation I can come up with for your bad behavior is that you were raised by meanies. The polite thing to do when someone does you a kindness on the road is to wave and smile. Now that you know better, I hope that in the future you will also do better. Pets On Craiglist Jeers to those countless people who are trying to ‘re-home’ their animals on Craigslist. Why did you adopt an animal in the first place if you didn’t plan to keep it, even when things get tough? All the excuses from ‘I’m moving’ to ‘I’m having a baby’, please. These poor vulnerable animals trust you to care for them, even if life circumstances change. Yes, there are extreme circumstances, but I find it hard to believe that none of these people could keep their pets if they weren’t so selfish. And an extra jeers to those who charge a ‘re-homing’ fee. Now you are trying to take money from the kind soul who is graciously taking your animal off your hands? That money could go towards pet-food or vet exams for the animal that you ‘can’t’ take care for. Makes me sick. Don’t

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Valleyboy Just askn eastside 151 girl why all the lies and coverups when all you had to do was come to me and talk? I was there for you as your lover, boyfriend and person that cared the most for your well-being. Will miss the hell out of you, but not your lifestyle! RE: RE: Pajama Pants Hmm, I never realized that being “raised modestly” entailed wearing pajamas in public- who knew?? Your excuses for being clad in pajamas when you leave your home are pretty telling of who you are. Do you really let all of your clothes get dirty before you do laundry? Don’t want to change before a job interview to get milk at the store? Guess you’re unemployed- shocker. You went off on last week’s writer, who simply stated she took a moment out of her morning to put on a bit of makeup and jewelry and bothered to change out of what she slept in as an effort to look presentable and take pride in herself, and equated her with someone who is materialistic and petty. You have pretty much dug you’re own grave with the defensive gibberish you so carelessly spewed out, and have presented yourself as uneducated and ignorant. It’s mindsets like yours that continue to contribute to making Spokane the ghetto that it is, and perhaps if you and those just like you spent more time educating yourself and becoming a productive member of society and less time making a fool of yourself in the Inlander, you could actually start becoming a part of the minority of people in this city that strive to make it a better place. Re: Life, Chin Up! While I agree that we need to count our blessings, your “Cheers” glurge about all of our little funks comes across as sanctimonious and tyrannical to us depressed folks. Depression does not need a reason. I’m happy that jogging fixed you at a time of great darkness (living at home?). But for many of us, this isn’t about weighing life circumstances and choosing to be sad. Your smiley exhortations are, frankly boring and cliche, yet amazingly destructive.

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