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Vol. 138 Issue 5 - 2 October 2014
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Simpson wins bloody battle Joe Pappalardo Collegian Freelancer Bloody cardboard, trash bags, plastic wrap, and shredded duct tape surrounded combatants in Lake Winona on Saturday as
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Spirit Week Standings Simpson KKG Olds DTD Pi Beta Phi Victorious Secret Galloway ATO Boardwalkers Chi Omega Niedfeldt Mackattack Mauck
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at each other in a brutal game pirates fought for 30 minutes before Simpson retrieved Galloway and Niedfeldt’s banner. The naval battle, hosted by Cravats and Bluestockings, returned this year after being cancelled in 2013 due to renovations in the Slayton Arboretum. Associate Dean of Men Jeffery Rogers explained that the new area cleared out in Lake Winona, a small bay near Barber Drive, made the event possible Senior Matt O’Sullivan tries to climb on opposition watercraft during the annual Naval this year. Students came throughout Battle in Lake Winona. (Anders Kiledal/Collegian) the week to clean up the lake in participant had to be on a boat. Senior Connor Gleason orga- holds, Spartan kicks, and pond preparation for the battle. Sinking all of the enemy’s ships nized Simpson’s shore defense, scum facial rubs replaced their “We’ve been out here clear- would also secure victory. bellowing, “Blood makes the homemade swords in the closeing lily pads,” Galloway senior Galloway and Niedfeldt took grass grow,” and receiving the quarters combat. Colton Gilbert said. deafening response, “Kill, kill, “You want to be hitting peoThe competition was a re- battalion from the Suites. kill.” ple with things,” Simpson senior enactment of the Battle of TraLed by senior Head RAs Wes Wright said. falgar. Junior Josiah Lippincott them,” Galloway’s Head Resi- Matt O’Sullivan and Andy ReHe managed to get within read a brief history of the event dent Assistant senior Antoni uss, Simpson charged into the a few feet of the other team’s while laying down the rules for Germano, shouted. water to face Galloway. the students. Trafalgar was a naThe Spanish tore through val engagement that pitted the posed of thick cardboard boxes Simpson’s ships quickly, punchBritish against the French and with tubes attached to the bot- ing holes in plastic wrap and Raising their war trophies of Spanish. The British won, but toms or sides as pontoons. tearing cardboard and duct tape masks and swords high, the men lost their leader, Admiral Hora- Wrapped in plastic wrap, these apart. Opponents grappled with of Simpson roared in approval tio Nelson. appeared to be the most struc- each other in the waist-high wa- as senior Casey McKee, dressed Hillsdale’s version of the turally sound ships, when com- ter, careful not to trip on sub- as Poseidon, trumpeted their struggle featured slightly differ- pared to Simpson’s cardboard merged tree branches and shred- victory on his conch shell. ent vessels and rules of engage- “taco” and trash-bag-covered ded lily pads. Falling beneath Two men from Simpson rement. Simpson took the role of boxes. the surface could result in defeat ceived minor injuries that sent the British, Galloway was Spain, The French from Niedfeldt, and a mud-caked face. them to the emergency room, but and Niedfeldt became France. wielding baguettes and French no one was seriously harmed. Students were only permitted to steal Galloway boats to re- Both sides came together afterto use cardboard, duct tape, and cover from losses, concentrating wards to clean up the lake and plastic to build watercraft.To Head RA Evan Gensler, they fell remove the boat debris. upon the Simpson defense. -
Pep Band expands Lois Lesher Collegian Freelancer What do Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face,” “The Imperial March” from Star Wars, and Hillsdale
Randy Houser performed at the Hillsdale County Fair on Saturday night.
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Students to get outdoor seating at Knorr Phil DeVoe Collegian Reporter Outdoor seating during meals will be a reality for students soon. Student Federation approved a purchase last week for patio furniture to be placed outside of the Grewcock Student Union, allowing students to eat outdoors while the weather is clear. “We at Student Federation believed that outdoor seating would improve the campus, and that students would enjoy being able to eat in the nice weather,”
Arielle Mueller, president of Student Fed, said. Student Fed spent nearly $5,000 on chairs and tables for the patio located directly outside the dining room. While there are currently tables and chairs in the gated off area, Mueller explained that these tables and chairs are falling apart and need to be replaced. The new furniture will allow students to begin using the outdoor patio area. “Campus improvement is important to us, so the money will go towards quality furniture. The current stuff is not up to par with what we’d like,” Mueller said.
Mueller said she is hopeful that the outdoor seating will be available before the winter comes this year. Student Fed has yet to order the furniture, but plans to have it set up by November. “Outdoor seating is always a hit with students, and I’m excited to see it at Hillsdale,” General Manager of Bon Appétit Jeffrey Every said. The new furniture is guaranteed for 10 years. Although Hillsdale’s weather could limit the usage of this furniture, Mueller said that she isn’t worried. She said students will
use the furniture while it’s available, and the students will enjoy sitting outside even if it’s only for a few months of the school year. “People love nice weather, and being able to eat outside is just another way for students to enjoy the weather before it’s gone,” Student Fed Representative Tyler Warman said. Every added that the weather probably won’t be an issue. Before coming to Hillsdale, Every worked at Trine University in Indiana and Trine’s outdoor seating was popular.
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common? All can be found on the pages strewn across the music stands of the Hillsdale College Pep Band. The pep band, 25 members strong, is always in attendance at home football and basketball games. They gained around 10 members and 10 of the 25 students in the pep band are freshmen, giving the band a solid foundation for the coming years. With the help of new members, increased support from peers, and a $1492.32 contribution from the Student Federation, the band is looking to have its best year yet. Back-to-back appearances in the Student Activities Board’s pep rally on Sept. 19 and the next day gave the pep band its campus what they’re all about this year. Upbeat songs and a strong sound characterized the performances. “I think it’s tying into the student movement of getting more involved with sporting events in general,” sophomore Student Director Hank Prim said. “We’re playing more than we have in the past and we’ve
been received better than in the past.” “We’re with the students, so we feel their emotions; we feel their excitement, and we can make that even better,” freshman alto saxophone player Brant Cohen added. Thanks to a generous contribution from Student Fed last semester, the band was able to purchase music stands to use at performances. Instead of the clip-on folders that most marching bands use for their music, the pep band uses binders, so the stands were a necessary investment. “Student Federation is here to help clubs carry out some of their goals. We felt the request was important for the pep band to carry out their goal of enhancing our sporting events through music,” Student Fed President Arielle Mueller said regarding the music stand contribution. Walk by Howard Music Hall on any given Friday afternoon, and the band will be practicing its diverse selection of stand music for sporting events. Practices and events are largely student-run under the direction of Prim, with Lecturer in Music Robert Henthorne acting as the group’s adviser. Cohen praised the student leaders of the band, noting that they have been “really welcoming and inviting” throughout his
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INSIDE Expansion of the pep band The pep band added 10 new members and is ready to root for the Chargers. A3
Hillsdale alumna appointed to state nursing board Gov. Rick Snyder appointed local nurse and Hillsdale alumna Amy Zoll to the Michigan state board of nursing. A6
Instructor Alesia Aumock celebrates 25 years with HillsA7
Students teach dance Hillsdale students are sharing their passion for dance with peers and the community. B1 (Elena Creed/Collegian)
College alum starts patriotic wine label in Napa Valley Cody Ewers’ wine company, Preamble, makes a showing at the Kirby Center. B3
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Stupidity is acceptable Jack Butler talks about why the Naval Battle is stupid. And why it’s okay. A4
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