November 4, 2009
Volume 107, Issue 1
Wake Up, Read This
The
Aporkalypse Is Here!
By Kelly McNeil Editor-in-Chief Now that Hill has been back in session for almost two months, a plague is sweeping across campus. Complying with this year’s theme of ‘A Common Humanity,’ it is blind to the creeds of race and gender, as well as indiscriminant towards class-load, form, and extra-curricular activities. Already we are seeing symptoms of this plague, such as listlessness, yawning, and dark circles under the eyes of students unfortunate enough to catch this dreaded disease. No, it’s not the swine flu, but if you believe Doctor James B. Maas, professor at Cornell University and recent speaker at The Hill, it’s just as detrimental to your health. Sleep deprivation is the new hot topic at Hill. Dr. Maas set a murmur of dissent through the student body once students realized why the teenage ideal of 9.25 hours of sleep a night was not being achieved (answer: four straight hours of homework a night), and also when students realized what effects lack of sleep were having. Decreased attention, mental clarity, and motor skills can all be attributed to not enough sleep, according to Maas.
The Worst Part of the Day
After school president Alex Hero made a promise of more sleep during last year’s campaign, sleep has been a snowballing issue here at Hill. “I had faith that with the help of the SGA and faculty, I could deliver on my promises,” says Hero, an optimistic leader. See Sleep on page 3
By Kelly McNeil Editor-in-Chief
New Kids on the Block
Girls Inhabit Upper School
Vertical Housing Mixes Forms
By Zoey Erdenebileg
By Joshua Ko
Executive Editor
Editor-in-Chief
The smell of paint still lingers in the corridors of Hunt Upper School – perhaps one of the few reminders of the change that has swept the Quad and extends across campus. The long corridors have been bisected, new dorm parents have moved in, and if you walk by the giant stone ark, you’ll probably hear a Taylor Swift song out a window – on the east side of the building, anyway. It took mere 159 years, but there are now girls – 67 of them -- living in Upper School. In some ways, it’s a revolution – the final piece of the transformation of a boys’ school that went co-ed 11 years ago. Integration has been in the works for five years; the Trustees approved the move two years ago. At that point, though, the future of Upper School was still murky. “We even talked about tearing it [Upper School] down to make place for new dormitories,” explained Jennifer E. Lagor, assistant head for student life. Eventually, the school took the less controversial route: the re-opening of the fourth floor, which had long, lay dormant. So girls and boys now live side-byside, girls to the east boys to the west. The school has taken special pains to make sure that’s as close as they get.
Girls aren’t the only new residents of Hunt Upper School. That baby-faced kid living next door to you might be a fourth former. He’s there because of a thing called “vertical housing,” which has scattered boarders from the fourth, fifth, and sixth form all over campus and brought with it a slew of problems and adjustments. The previous model was more horizontal, keeping members of each form living together for the most part. Under the new set-up, however, only third formers reside with one another. For everyone else, it’s a new neighborhood. The biggest change may be in Foster, which was home last year to sixth formers and post-graduates. Dell Village now consists of two fourth form dorms and two third form dorms. Upper School and Rolfe, previously reserved for fifth and sixth formers, now include fourth formers. The change was spurred mostly for admissions reasons. Before, if the school had an opening during the summer, it was restricted as to whom it could take by where it had an open bed. That is, if there was room in Foster, then the school had to take a sixth former or a PG. Vertical housing ended those restrictions, allowing the school to take the best candidate available.
See Upper School on page 3
See Vertical on page 3
A month into the fall term, Hill has entered the Season of Swine. With more than 200 flu-related deaths in the United States as of last week, the H1N1 virus – known commonly as the Swine Flu – has cast a dark shadow across Hill’s campus at a time students should be gearing up for Lawrenceville Weekend instead of filing off to the Health Center or going home. Jennifer E. Lagor, Hill’s assistant head for student life, outlined the steps the school is taking to prevent a wide-scale outbreak of H1N1. Obsessive-compulsive use of hand sanitizer, avoidance of large gatherings, and keeping good hygiene are all steps recommended by both the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the Hill administration. Mrs. Lagor also advised students to go directly to the Health Center if they are experiencing coughing, sneezing, a headache, vomiting, nausea, diarrhea, muscle aches, and a multitude of other symptoms. On each of the past two Fridays the Deans’ Office has circulated a list of students who had gone home with the flu or flu-like symptoms, and whose return to campus was uncertan. Each list numbered more than 20 students. The number of students feeling under the weather has ballooned. Mrs. Lagor also said in her update she assures that “the preventative measures that began [recently] including minimizing all-school gatherings” will continue. The “all-school gatherings” have included chapel and seated meals, whose cancellation has left students and faculty with a happy abundance of unregulated time. Some students have predictably found humor in it all.
See Swine on page 3
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