Personally Bothersome Mischievians
The Blowout
The Forgetter
Little Miss Mindblanker
The Meme
The Memoless
The Paper Saw Man
Paper Snip
Shoe Goo
The Shoelace Knotter
Shoe Stones
The Shoe-Untier
The Stainer
Stinkalicious
The Silencer Whisperers
The Blowout
Meredith S.
Do you ever just get a new haircut but then only about a month later, you get crude, disgusting, and torn apart split ends?
Well, it's not your fault, it's the Blowout’s. Who frays the ends of your hair. The Blowout lives at the top of your head, and when you go to sleep, it frays the ends of your hair to get down from your head.
The Blowout is as small as a speck of dust, so you can never see it. And if you could feel it, you would think it is just the wind, because it looks just like your hair, down to the exact color. Not to mention it looks just like strands of hair.
The only thing that makes it different from your
hair is its big, googly looking eyes. And even if you found it and pulled it out of your hair, it would just scurry back into your hair.
The Blowout was first created once people started brushing their hair. The hair stuck in the brush and started forming clumps. When people forgot to take it out, it would form the Blowout. And
because it is scared and meek, it didn’t know anywhere else to go, except back into your hair. You see, the Blowout never changes color when it turns into the blowout, so it can climb in and out of your hair without being seen at all, because it looks just like hair. But it doesn’t mean to fray your hair, it just needs a way to get down from your head.
You see, the Blowout has a deep phobia of the outdoors, so when it gets out of the brush, it is terrified to go anywhere else, except for back into your head. So then when you go to sleep, it doesn’t want to get smashed by your head, so it frays the ends of your hair to get down. And if you're wondering how it climbs down, it doesn’t just fall. It actually has very, very tiny hands and feet for climbing.
The problem is, because it has such small hands and feet, it would make it hard to climb down the perfectly straight ends of your hair, so it tears the ends of your hair.
Some Blowouts have bigger hands and feet than others, and you can tell what size hands and feet they have by your split ends. You see, if you have small, barely noticeable split ends, your Blowout has bigger hands and feet, since it makes it easier to climb down straight hair. But if you have huge and ugly split ends, it has smaller hands and legs, because it would be easier to slip down straight hair, so they have to tear it more.
The Forgetter
Maurice P.
The Forgetter makes you forget the things you need for the next place you’re going to. It goes into your brain and has a purple arrow to tell your brain where to go. The brain tells you to go that direction now, even if you don’t have everything you need. But once you get there, you’ll have to go back to get the things you forgot.
It does this because it wants to get you to your destination sooner.
For example, if you're late to a class, it cancels all your other actions and uses its arrow to send you to your class. You’ll get there sooner, but you won’t have what you need! Your teacher might ask, “Where is your stuff?”
If your teacher does ever ask that, that’s just the Forgetter. That’s usually why you're forgetting.
The Forgetter tries to hide and hover up to your brain. When it hides, it surprisingly never gets found, and if you try to find it, you're absolutely wasting your time. So never try to find it, and if it tries to get up to your brain, there’s almost no way around it.
People are always late to class, and it feels very bad for them, so it goes into action. This Mischievian helps you, but also annoys you and your brain. To do its actions, it phases through your forehead, but you don’t feel it. Then it goes to your brain. It lies down on your brain and eventually sinks into it. Your brain will get tricked by thinking that the Mischievian is a part of it. Then the arrow tells your brain to tell you to turn whatever way the arrow tells your brain to go. Then, once you get to class you eventually tell yourself, “Shoot, I forgot my stuff.”
One way to get the Forgetter away from you is by going to a high place, mostly because it has acrophobia. The safest way to get it to go away from you is by going to a high place with windows, then looking out that window. You can also get it away by looking into water. It also has hydrophobia, so if you look inside of water, it will automatically get scared and stop acting. Don’t worry, if you can’t figure out how to get it away from you, those are the two solutions for you to get away from the Forgetter. There are no other ways to do this other than those two things. If you have been forgetting things, maybe you won’t be in so much trouble.
Sometimes, days with the Forgetter are good, sometimes, days are bad with it. He usually causes mischief during times you need your stuff, but sometimes, that’s not the case.
Little Miss MindBlanker
Emma T.
Little Miss MindBlanker is a small, dumpling shaped pixie with small, purple wings and a fat, yellow body made for storing farts. She HATES numbers or anything math, so she farts pixie dust in your hair to make your thoughts float away the second you are called on. She is persistent, so she does a lot of traveling, going from class to class. She is always very grumpy, and does not want to put up with all the math gibberish. So, she doesn't. This small, yellowy -purple pixie does something else too. She gives you head lice. Most people believe that you get lice from other people, which is partially true, but no one's ever thought of where the lice originated from. You see, after a while of sitting in your hair, the extra pixie dust she farts
turns moldy and tries to float but can't.
The next time you're about to answer a question, she comes back and stumbles upon the lice. She gobbles them up and then farts a huge fart into your hair and floats away. Because she is so small, she can travel very quickly to get peace and quiet. She is so small she can hear very quiet things like your mouth opening. Being able to hear everyone's mouths open and their words gives her a massive headache, so she shuts them up by clearing their minds. But sometimes she makes you
Forget the easiest questions, like 2 plus 2, and accidentally makes everyone scream out in laughter.
Little Miss MindBlanker originated from the early city, ALBUQUERQUE, when mathematics was just beginning. Back then, math was a contest, not a class, and people could win things like bread (which was widely regarded) so everyone in the city was very stressed all the time. Until a little girl named Meredith joined the contest. She stood on the stage proud and ready, and answered all the questions faster and more accurately than anyone else, which caused the hugest riot ever. Every single person there was shouting and rooting for her except one: the witch, Old Miss Shushhhh . She looked out of the hole in her hut and screamed for everyone to be quiet. But things were different back then. Humans had a smattering of knowledge so when that didn't work, she created a small, winged creature out of dirt and using magic made it come to life. “I shall call you... Little... Miss... Shushhhh ,” she said. But Little Miss Shush did not
like that name, so she changed it. That was when Little Miss MindBlanker was born. She flew around the town and made everyone's mind go blank and Old Miss. Shushhhh finally got some peace and quiet.
Nowadays math isn't as loud, but being born into a world of screaming and shouting can be very traumatizing and annoying. Things like that can even lead to phobias, so now when Little Miss MindBlanker hears a teacher call on someone, especially if that someone's name is Emma, she shuts them up. Nobody knows why she always targets Emma in particular, but I think Little Miss MindBlanker has a crush on her and wants to spend more time with her.
The Meme
Laney F.
The Meme is as small as the tip of a pencil so it can fit in your head. The meme has a 32 Pack of abs on its stomach because it is funny. The Meme has big arm muscles to tweak your brain to show you the meme. It is rainbow and it has a cat head and a jacked human body because it looks like a meme. And it has the meme sunglasses that slay the day away.
To put the cherry on top, if you ever think of how to make a meme at random times, that is THE MEME!
The Meme does this because the less energetic the Meme is the more it wants to put a meme into your head. So, basically the more it disturbs you and the more laughter it gets out of you, the more and more energy it gets from you.
WARNING: The meme will do this at random times, such as a sad time, in class, or, LAST BUT NOT LEAST, it will do this at a funeral. Once the Skibidi Toilet series was born, the Memes came to life. Skibidi Toilet is their mum and takes care of them. They came from the Skibidi Toilet series. It was SO brain rotting that the memes were born. Yes, you heard me right. The memes are the brain rot kings and queens. Here are some tips to stop the memes. First, they have hydrophobia. If you go in the bath, ocean, or pool a meme will not play in your head. Second, they have acrophobia. So, they will not meme you when you are in the air or on a plane etc.
WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO IGNORE THE MEMES THEY WILL COME BACK WITH MORE MEMES AND START A BOYCOTT. THEY WILL PLAY AS MANY MEMES AS THEY CAN FIND.
The Memoless
Alan H.
What’s that you ask? Why does your brain sometimes blank out when you're going to do something very important? Well, I have the answer! The Memoless (Mem-oe-less) is the extremely mischievous Mischievian that causes this.
The Memoless, as an adult, inspires awe in its neuron community, which is located in the frontal lobe. (In fact, they can even make the neurons jealous! Who knew neurons could be jealous?) The reason for this is because it is ten times more intelligent than the average neuron, despite being the size of a regular neuron. Despite its size, this adult can produce 2-3 offspring, or children, depending on how healthy the human is. These offspring are 6 times smaller than the adult and look like a ball with two wings on the side. But don’t think they’re harmless yet! They travel out
of the ear and go to the nearest hospital to find babies to thrive in. Once they find a suitable and uninhabited baby, they go through their ear and into the brain, where they start to mature. For the first few weeks, they eat their wings, and after they’ve finished their meal, they expand and connect to the surrounding neurons, which give them nutrients. They also connect to neurons when the baby is about 2 or 3 days old.
Then they grow and grow until they are adult sized.
When they connect to surrounding neurons, the Memoless immediately take a lot of nutrients from the neurons, causing the baby to crawl. Even though they eventually learn to not take too many nutrients, for the brief time that they do, they cause the baby to crawl. Sometimes, their wings fall off a bit too early, and they connect earlier, which causes confusion inside them, and they make the host have a few phobias, whether that might be hydrophobia or xenophobia or both (but this only happens in one out of ten babies).
The time they become an adult is when they cancel important actions half of the time. The reason they do this deadly action is because it likes to insert itself into a chain of neurons, but sometimes this makes you forget what you were doing. And strangely enough, this chain is ALWAYS the important one. The good side? This isn’t fully accurate. An example of this is if you are about to do an interview and you are about to say something
potentially life-changing, then they try to link themselves to the neuron chain, preventing the electricity from going forward or backward, which makes you forget the action you are about to do, and you don’t do it. This is not accurate, as they run towards the neuron chain and sometimes, they miss. They only fire once for every important neuron chain, so it’s a fifty percent chance it’ll cancel or not. Now you must be asking, why aren’t the Memoless immediately attacked by glial cells, the brain’s white blood cells? This is because they look like neurons, with the white sheath on their body and circular head. They also have lines along its head, which serve to connect itself to other neurons. Its fat line attached to the head has the white sheath, and at the very bottom of the line it holds more lines to connect to other neurons. All these lines are rather short, until they must connect to other neurons. They also have pointy, sharp spikes on their head, which fight off bad bacteria. The spikes also disguise the short lines, which can only be seen when connecting to other neurons.
The Paper Saw Man
Levi M.
Meet the Paper Saw Man. He was first discovered in Europe where they first came to life out of the first paper. He almost had no phobias and lived a peaceful life. He kept reproducing and after a year there were hundreds. They look like a small piece of paper that was folded into a man, and someone drew a nose, mouth, and eyes on their face. They have a great friendship with trees as they are paper. They never fight and even when there is a cosmopolitan meeting of the paper race, they are all kind no matter what. They are extremely smart and clever even though their brain is microscopic because they have learned from us humans.
The Paper Saw Man hides on paper and lives off of blood. No man has ever found one since the
Year 2025 when we used the ultra-mega microscope to see it. They were freaking out because it was a little bit of paper but then it started to walk around. It gives you paper cuts before you even touch the paper to drink the blood quicker. It can really hurt you even though it is microscopic. Despite tjeir size, Paper Saw Men are class 3 Mischievians because the cuts their saws make can give you infections.
It was very dangerous in the 1400s because they gave everyone paper cuts and since they didn’t wash their hands so much, they got infections. They could even die from the little cuts if they weren’t treated.
Paper Saw Men are all acrophobic. It is part of their DNA, so they must be acrophobic. It is sad because they can never look at landscapes if they are high up. It can also be used to your advantage because if you climb a tree or go near a cliff, they will get too scared and will not move an inch.
They never want to hurt humans, but they need the blood, and they cannot resist. They hope that one day we will understand, and I am trying to get the word out there. Next time you get a paper cut do not be mad because you could have just saved a Paper Saw Man from dying of starvation. They are all peaceful and kind and rarely feed on you. Next time you go near paper be careful because the Paper Saw Man might cut you.
The first paper saw man died of starvation because he did not want to hurt anyone. Many more do but some want to live and have the bare minimum of feeding once every three years. It is hard and painful for them, and you cannot be mad at them for wanting to be alive. It is like vultures not eating other animals.
That is all I know of the Paper Saw Man, but I hope we can learn more over the years. My dream is we can come to an agreement on when and where they give us cuts. Eventually we would have much fewer paper cuts each year and everyone would be happy.
Paper Snip
Gus R.
One of the most mischievous Mischievians is known as the Paper Snip. Millions live on every paper ever created, as the paper’s own army, similar to your body’s automatic immune system in terms of defending the original being. When what they see as a gigantic monster picks up their home, they obviously feel threatened, and attack. 4 out of every 5 times that they feel threatened by you, your actual immune system stops them. If your immune system cannot stop them in time, they will cause you significant pain. When threatened, they will form into groups of an estimated 30 -100 Paper Snips. If they are successful in beating your immune system, then the group that gets onto your hand will all get in a line on your fingertip. Then, they will point their blades at your finger, and all simultaneously
deeply cut a line across your fingertip, injecting more small pieces of paper inside of the cut. This causes it to hurt and bleed a lot more, which gives the tiny but painful injury the name, “paper cut”. They only do this to protect themselves and the paper from what they see as a big monster. This is why people see them as some of the most annoying Mischievans, even if it is just because they are xenophobic towards humans (which is normal for many species).
They are invisible to the naked eye and must be put under a microscope to view, but a group of geeky Mischievian-focused scientists calling themselves the Mischieviantists claim they know what they look like. They say that Paper Snips look a lot like tiny little pairs of scissors with arms and legs, not to mention their two beady little eyes on their “blades”. The same group of Mischievianenthusiasts say that the microscopic pests we know to be Paper Snips are like Remoras, a parasite-ish type of fish that attaches to sharks and helps both
animals. Paper Snips are similar, as they are not in any way related to paper, but instead use it as a home while protecting the paper, benefiting both parties.
They are only present on some types of paper, as they have very specific needs, hence why you get paper cuts on printer paper but never on paper towels. They can’t live on paper towels because they are hydrophobic, meaning they fear and can be hurt by water, and paper towels are usually quite wet. They can’t live on tissues because the paper is too soft and their high numbers would put a few holes in it, causing them to fall to their death.
Especially not lotion tissues, because the lotion used in them can be used to repel or kill Paper Snips. They especially also can’t live on rice paper because it’s not actual paper, and those are some examples.
Other than just using distinct types of paper, there are a few alternate ways to keep them away.
The most popular fix is to use your finger to hold the middle of the paper, which Paper Snips can’t get to, making it an easy trick. Two harder but more reliable methods are to either wear hand protection or slightly mist the paper, which knocks the little Paper Snips out until the paper dries. Or, after all that, you could just use different paper.
Finally, if you want to see some annoying Paper Snips yourself, you can do so by putting the edge of a piece of paper under a microscope. You cannot cut the sample off, as that would kill the Paper Snips, and you cannot use any part of the paper other than the edge, which is where the Paper Snips reside. There you go, that is your guide to one of the nastiest Mischevians , and I wish you a Paper Snip-less day. Bye!
ShoeGoo the Mischievian
Maya G.
Have you ever been walking around when you feel some mysterious sticky substance on your shoe? There is an explanation for this, and it's a small creature called a ShoeGoo . A ShoeGoo is a type of Mischievian that latches onto the bottom of a shoe. It usually looks like a disgusting dark brown, pale grey, or pea green blob, and its size varies based on which ShoeGoo it is. This goopy Mischevian sometimes has spots, and it's very sticky. It also wears a hat. Always. ShoeGoo is never found without a hat. You never see their hats because the hats are very small and the same color as the ShoeGoo .
ShoeGoos use their hats to make grandiose costumes so they can disguise themselves as
bubble gum if needed. They do this by taking a tiny bit of fabric from whatever they can find made of fabric (EXCEPT their own hats) and soaking it in the gum to create color. Then they stretch it out big enough to cover their bodies and leave it to dry to make a costume for themselves. Then they stuff the costume inside their hats and take it out when needed.
ShoeGoos cause mischief by leaking disgusting, sticky, stinky goop from their already goopy bodies and attaching themselves to something with treads on it, like a shoe. They do this because they have a phobia of noise and crowds, but are usually created in noisy, crowded places, and are immobile unless attached to a moving object.
You may be wondering where ShoeGoos come from and when they were created. Here’s the answer! In colonial times, the King of Great Britain picked a booger and threw it on the road. The booger collected dirt, food scraps, pebbles, and
consciousness. The noble booger was disturbed by the children chatting and the horses neighing and the adults yelling at the children. It attached itself to the bottom of a little boy's shoe, hoping to be carried somewhere quieter. It then realized it was a booger; very gooey and stuck to the bottom of a sandal. So it called itself "ShoeGoo ."
After riding on the sandal sole, the newly named “ShoeGoo ” released itself from the boy’s shoe and latched onto a woman’s shoe. The woman got on a boat and carried ShoeGoo to America with her.
When America earned its freedom and got a president, the original ShoeGoo found one of George Washington’s boogers. Together they had a bunch of ShoeGoo kids. Ever since, every president, king, or other leader has made at least one ShoeGoo, the ShoeGoos mated with each other, and there is a growing and thriving population of ShoeGoos all over the world, and maybe even on OTHER PLANETS!
Warning: ShoeGoo can only be made from the booger of a country’s leader, so don’t try to make a ShoeGoo at home! YOUR SHOEGOO WILL ONLY BE GROSS, NOT ALIVE AND GROSS!!!
There are different variations of ShoeGoo, all being descendants of the original ShoeGoo and all looking like it also. One is PawGoo, which is found on the bottoms of pets’ feet. Another is TireGoo, which is the goop in the tire treads of bikes and cars. There’s also a lot more, like ClimbStopper and Foogie . ClimbStopper helps trees by covering children’s hands with smelly, sticky, yellow goop so they get grossed out so much that they don’t climb the trees again and injure the innocent plants. Humans have given ClimbStopper another name: tree sap. Foogie is found in between human toes. It's a result of sock lint and foot sweat. It got its name as a combination of the words “foot” and “boogie” (which is what little kids call boogers).
In the near future, a new type of ShoeGoo will emerge from its matrix and join the elder ShoeGoos , PawGoos, and other Goos of the world. Nobody knows what the new goo will do, but data is leaning toward it being the stuff that clogs up a 3D printer, so researchers have started calling it “3DGoo.”
The Shoelace Knotter
Jace J.
The Shoelace Knotter causes mischief but not that much. You know how hard it is to unknot your shoelaces? Well, that 1-inch tall Mischievan is the reason. He tangles up your laces because that's Mischievians do. So, for Shoelace Knotters, watching
people trying to unknot their shoelaces is their only source of entertainment. Those little things aren’t humane at all.
But if you have shoes that aren't orange or have no laces then you're in luck. If you do have orange shoes, then it will be harder to see the Mischievian because Shoelace knotters are orange so they will blend in with the orange shoes. If your shoes have laces, then you know what's going to happen. So, if you don’t have orange shoes and have no laces, then you don’t have to worry. Those Shoelace Knotters won't bother you anymore. Another way to avoid them is to keep those laces tied. They don’t know how to untie shoelaces so they will walk away disappointed.
Though way way way way back before in time, people wore stone shoes and stone shoes means no laces. So, Shoelace Knotters were as bored as me taking a test. Also, it means no entertainment. So, when shoelaces were invented, they took some
action and got their entertainment. Also, in whatever house they live in, they may linger around one pair of shoes and knot them every day and pretend that the shoes are their best friend (The shoes like when they’re knotted). If they see shoes with no laces, they will walk away disappointed because they can’t knot the shoes. Shoelace knotters are interesting little creatures indeed. But shoelace knotters have enemies. Introducing the Shoelace Unknotter. They unknot your shoes once the shoelace knotter knots them. That’s why not all your shoes are knotted. They have a blue hue and are the same size as Shoelace Knotters. But they are the complete opposite of them. They look the same, same size, long hair, but have completely opposite behaviors! But if you ever have a shoelace knotter in your house, now you know how to deal with them, and shoelace unknotters are here to help you.
Shoe Stones
Leo M.
Have you ever just been walking around minding your own business when suddenly you notice that there is something in your shoe? Then, when you take off your shoe to try to get it out, you can’t find it? Was it a little pebble that got stuck in your shoe? Was it just your imagination? No. That was the work of a Shoe Stone.
Shoe Stones are tiny, pebble-shaped creatures, with rough, grey, rock-like skin, and are usually only a smidgen of an inch tall. They can be found anywhere in the world, well, as long as there is a pair of shoes nearby. Though they are among the most irritating of all mischievians, they are actually very peaceful creatures who just want to be left alone.
Shoe Stones existed long, long before the invention of the shoe. The earliest reports of their mischief were first recorded through cave paintings
by cavemen who found them living deep inside caves.
Right now, you might still be asking yourself, why shoes? The reason is that Shoe Stones have extremely sensitive eyesight, so they spend most of their lifetime hiding in dark places and trying to stay away from bright lights. They also have a phobia of humans. If I were a tiny pebble-sized creature I would probably want to stay far away from enormous, giant-like creatures as well. So, when humans started mining in the caves for minerals, the Shoe Stones were so scared that most of them moved out of their caves and hid where no one would expect them to be: in your shoes. And of course, they chose shoes because most shoes are incredibly comfortable, obviously.
But why is it that when you feel one inside your shoe, you can never find it? Great question! When you look in your shoe, the Shoe Stone gets so scared to be found that it turns invisible.
Shoe Stones are very simple creatures, and they rarely move out of their original dwellings. In fact, baby Shoe Stones will normally choose a shoe to live in and linger there for the rest of their lives. Shoe Stones also know the exact smell of the inside of their chosen shoe, and they can smell this scent from up to a mile away. This makes it so that they can always find their way back home.
Despite their meek and peaceful behavior, if you try to harm a Shoe Stone, it will get so agitated at you that its skin turns into a sandpaper-like material. It will then ignore its instinctive fear of humans and start rubbing itself against your foot for self-defense. This is how you get blisters.
You might be wondering, how do I get my Shoe Stone to stop giving me blisters? If you want your Shoe Stone to stop giving you blisters, you are going to need to write a heartfelt apology letter and put it in your shoe.
You see, Shoe Stones are very big on apology letters, and they tend to take them very seriously.
Shoe Stones may seem annoying and rude, but really, they just have a bad reputation when all they want is to
The Shoe -Untier
Jordan F.
My Mischievian is the Shoe-Untier. What the ShoeUntier does is it comes out during an event, which a lot of the times is an important event and unties your shoes so you trip and fall.
The Shoe-Untier is 1 to 2 inches tall, and half of an inch wide. It is a combination of red, blue green, and yellow throughout its body. Its mischief is muddling. During the rare time where you might see a Shoe-Untier, they may look very scary, but they’re actually really nice. They are just trying to do something they enjoy, like having one of their favorite foods.
But that's not what's really happening. The ShoeUntier doesn’t mean to untie your shoes. The Shoe -Untier doesn’t try to loom beneath you. It’s
just trying to be meek, not scary in any type of way.
This Mischievian has its own reason to untie your shoes. It’s not even trying to untie them. They're just getting a little too excited when they come over to you and see how tasty your shoes are.
The Shoe-Untier actually will go near you when he likes you, or if your shoes look tasty. These are the reasons he will linger, and later untie your shoes probably.
There are a few steps the Shoe-Untier does before they untangle your shoes. The first thing they do is they look at your shoes. That’s their top priority. If your shoes look tasty, the Shoe -Untier will come to you. The second step is that if your shoes look tasty, they go over and start eating the laces of your shoes. The reason they do this is because not only are laces their favorite
food, but laces are one of the only things that they eat. The more of the laces they eat, the more excited they get and the hungrier they get. The problem with this is, eventually they get so excited that they bite into your shoelaces really hard and then it pulls your shoelaces so much that they get untied.
But the Shoe -Untiers are really nice, so they always make sure to say sorry when they untie your shoes, especially if they trip you. The problem is, you get so annoyed, and their voice is so small that you can’t even hear them apologize. The more important the event is, the more likely the ShoeUntiers will be there. They will also be more excited so you will be more likely tripped at major events. The Shoe-Untiers will more likely be at the important event.
The Shoe-Untiers may seem like enemies to you, but in actuality, all they are trying to do is enjoy
The Stainer
Quinn K.
Have you ever had the problem of when you have your favorite shirt or pants, and they get some kind of spill or mud or dirt stain? Or sometimes, your favorite clothes get all worn out and they get a hole in them. Well, you think they just randomly get a hole, but actually, it's from the Stainer!
He's a small little guy who has red curly hair, a white shirt with pictures of popular food, striped pants, and yellow shoes.
This is what he does. He sees your tasty shirt or pants and thinks all the old smells smell good, and he thinks they look tasty. But sometimes he makes a stain because he thinks it’s Decorum plain and wants to add more flavor. Other times he takes a bite and makes a hole in your clothes, but you never notice
him because he eats it really fast. Then the next day when you want to wear your favorite shirt. there's a hole in it. Well, this is why he does it. One day a Stainer that lived long, long ago wanted some breakfast. He usually had fruit or some leftovers, so he wanted to try something new. So, he was walking around trying to find out what he wanted for breakfast. And he found a lemon, he thought it looked yummy, so he took a bite and thought it had too much taste and he was tired of fruit. So, he kept walking and found a bounty of old clothes and took a bite and loved it. Stainers have been eating old clothes ever since. When you have a favorite T -shirt or pair of pants, make sure to watch out for spills. Wash them out because if you don't, this little guy is going to come straight to your door. And if you have a baby, you're going to see him a lot, so make sure your baby wears bibs. But if you also have a phobia of small things, you probably want to clean up your messes, because he can also come if you don’t take showers because then your clothes are going to get stinky. And
then he’ll come and eat up all your clothes, so you should probably also take showers.
Oh, and you really should do your own laundry because your mom or dad might do a bad job, and your clothes will be all stinky. Imagine you wanted to wear your favorite shirt, but it didn't get washed, and then the next day you have a hole in your shirt.
Now everyone reading this page of the book, make sure to wash your clothes because if you don't, you're going to be seeing the Stainer a lot.
Stinkalicios
Kayla S.
This Mischievian is called Stinkalicios. She lives in your house, specifically your ceiling. When you least expect it, she jumps on you. She has stink on her feet and her nose sucks the sweet smell from you. Her fluffy body bothers you while planting stink. She's the second most hated of all mischievians. She usually does it when you’re hugging someone or somewhere fancy. Her long nose can aim at other people to make them stink too if they are attached to you.
Stinkalicios came about in 1937. She started as a human. Her human name was Owlette, but now she is a Mischievian!
Owlette and her deodorant stick were best friends. But one day it broke into 55 pieces. Now
while you might just buy another one, Owlette LOVED her deodorant.
Owlette’s mom, Katrina, took Owlette to Target to get a new deodorant stick, because Owlette was getting bullied for smelling like old dog poo.
At target they were all out because they were in an abandoned Target, and the only one in Tarabiscoville .
Without her deodorant, Stinkalicos or Owlette stunk so bad, bullying got worse, they stole her lunch money, made fun of her hygiene, and her clothes. It got so bad Owlette transformed into a Mischievian.
As a Mischievian, she actually liked the smell and decided everyone should smell like her. Sadly this Mischievian will never be stopped. She’s not appeasing anyone but making life hard becauseof a deodorant stick. FYI be careful hydrophobic people, I heard she targets them.
THE END
The Silencer
Anna K.
The Silencer is one of the most annoying of Mischievians. Imagine yourself in your classroom and you are in math class.
Now the teacher asks the question , “What is the square root of 20?”
You know the answer is 4.47213595499958, so you quickly raise your hand remembering what the teacher had taught you last class. You squirm and wiggle your hand wanting to be called on. Your teacher sighs and calls on you. You stand up, you're just about to say the last few digits in your number and then it goes away, just like it completely disappears. You frantically try to remember but just seem to not get a hold of your thought. You calculate again but forget the
numbers again. The teacher stares at you like they’re ready to pounce on you shaking you for the answer. Now do not worry, your teacher will not pounce on you (unless he or she had rabies or is mentally insane). You are embarrassed by the fact that you are standing there open -mouthed, forgetting what you just said.
“Now Jimmy I think that you have said enough,” says the teacher.
You sit down embarrassed trying to reflect what had happened then your enemy Bill says, “Mr. Harpingson the answer is 4.47213595499958, right?”
“Nice job and well done,” your teacher says. You stare at Bill, and you are filled with hatred, wanting to get revenge so badly. And then you
wonder what had happened.
Well, that was the job of the Mischievian the Silencer. The Silencer is one of the few Mischievians who cannot do anything about it when they eat your thoughts, and yes, I said they eat your thoughts. Usually there is a passage from the thought from your brain to the mouth and that Mischievian lives in a little indent there. The Mischievian was born there and is stuck there. This Mischievian has a little pouch that it holds into the stream of thoughts. Once a thought is caught it reels the pouch in and eats the thought. This Mischievian lives off your thoughts and always is hungry.
Another time this can happen is when you are thinking or daydreaming and then you lose that dream and sadly come back to reality. Now you wonder how this Mischievian came to this and why.
So, the Mischievian was first found around 2 million years ago in a human's brain. When the human died the Mischievian was found when they were examining the dead body. Surprisingly, it was still alive, and it jumped into the examiner's mouth. Then it saw a new and fresh thought and jumped on it. It tumbled and tossed as the thought tried to shake off the Mischievian, but the Mischievian was too strong and smashed it against the wall making it unconscious. By slamming into the wall of the thought tube there was an indent where then the Mischievian lived for the rest of its life. Now, very few people do not have this Mischievian living in them since it was not passed on to them.
A Mischievian’s size is about 3mm (about 0.12 in) by 3mm (about 0.12 in) big and can get up to 5mm (about 0.2 in) to 5mm (about 0.2 in) big A Mischievian needs to eat at least 30 thoughts a
meal to be completely full… that's the same as you eating 7 plates of meatballs and spaghetti or a 2 full course meals! Can you imagine that? I personally don't even eat a full course meal in one entire day!
Whisperers
Rosa P.
These Mischievians are called Whisperers. They come to your room at night and keep you awake so that they can feed off of your mental energy. They’re humanoid, purplish -bluish beings with one eye and no arms. They can linger in your area for up to 11 hours if you’re an exceptionally energetic person. The only way to get them to leave is to think about as much stuff as you can so they'll fill up and leave.
Whisperers are Mischievians who are made from nightmares. Whisperers are meek introverts and like to be alone. They try to get you to stay awake so that you don't have nightmares and make more of them. They evolved to eat your mental energy so that keeping you awake throughout the entire night has a few upsides to them.
The first Whisperer was created when the first language was created. It couldn't just make pictures in people's minds, the person had to make the image themselves. The nightmare that made the first whisperer was when a young cave dweller was having a nightmare about isolation and voilà, the first Whisperer was made.
When it's time for the sluggish victim to get up, the Whisperer wanders around, looking for someone else to feed on. They move to the next person that's going to fall asleep and keep them up. Fun fact, you can usually see a Whisperer if you look very closely at those parts of your room that are really dark at night.
Mischievians Out and About
The Book Page
The Cheap Thief
The Check Engine Hooligan
The Fry-Investigator
Igneus & Frigidus
The Book Page
Zavian P.
Have you ever put a gorgeous book in your backpack that your teacher gave you for class, all nice and neat? However, when you take it out, it has disgusting stuff on it and ripped pages? Don't worry. It’s not your fault. You would never do that. You can blame it on the Book Page!
The Book Page has a phobia of non-backpack objects and is scared to not be inside backpacks. The Book Page lives in backpacks and every Book Page is born with a Homework Eater as a sibling.
As you know, Homework Eaters are born very dumb and eat homework to get smarter. The Book Page rips corners off book pages and flings them to Homework Eaters outside the backpack to eat. It does this so that it can help its siblings get brighter.
Although it is not homework, book page corners still have information, and this helps Homework Eaters to get smarter. Book Pages also do this to be outside of backpacks in conditions they are scared of, but with a purpose: getting book page corners to the Homework Eater. When they do this, they get more used to conditions outside of backpacks. This helps them overcome their phobia of non -backpack objects.
Book Pages are the size of pencil erasers and have spherical bodies with large circular mouths and no eyes, noses, or ears. Their mouths have sharp teeth all around that Book Pages use to eat a little bit of the book page corner. They have dragonfly wings they use to fly around. They also have four to eight tentacles with sharp blades on the end. They use them to rip the corners off book pages. Book Pages are black, very dark green, and creamy white: the colors of printer's ink and paper.
Book pages also have hydrophobia, as they love
paper and hate anything that harms paper.
If a Book Page is dissatisfied with a page of a book, it will squirt a weird goo on it that dries instantly. It squirts it from “suction cups” on the bottom of its body. This is why you might find disgusting stuff in your book.
Book Pages are not very smart, so they don’t know they are upsetting you by ripping up your book. If Book Pages knew that you do not like your book getting ripped up, they would not do it. This is because they are very kind creatures. The thing that Book Pages want most is to be loved. Most Mischievians don’t like Book Pages because they look weird to other Mischievians. Homework Eaters only love them because they bring the Homework Eater book page corners. That is why Book Pages rip up books, all because they wish they were loved more and are trying to be loved by the Homework Eaters.
The Cheap Thief
Logan Gi
Cheap Thieves are small yellow creatures that cause a muddling amount of mischief, but it could be worse in some cases. Cheap Thieves steal just a tiny bit of your cash, so that you almost have enough cash to buy something, but you just barely can’t get it. They try not to steal too much because then they would get noticed, and the host would try to stop them, but they also don’t steal too little because they still need to survive. They spend the money on just the bare minimum, just so they can survive. They don’t want to make your life hard; they just want to make theirs a little easier. They come from Hippotina. Its full name is Hippotinastraphochotina (Hippotinastrafoachotinuh ), but it’s called Hippotina for short. Hippotina is primarily inhabited by Freddelglators, which are orange alligators that steal your food. However,
they aren’t important in this story.
Cheap Thieves work together to lift the almighty one-dollar bill and get it out of your wallet. Their experience works something like this:
First, they would get a group of about 15 to 20 Mischievians, then find a host’s wallet. Next, they would each get about 2 or 3 Mischievians to go to
each corner of the bill, then they would get 2 more on each long side, and one on each short side of the bill. If they were lifting coins, they would get 4 Mischievians to lift the whole thing out of the host’s wallet, all at once.
Cheap Thieves are very silly little creatures, who do very silly little things, as well as say very silly little things. Sure, these little guys could be replaced by automatons and robots, but they just wouldn’t be as unique. These Mischievians like to produce their own sort of fads they follow, whether they’re money stealing methods, or general jokes and memes. Some of them have very interesting and funny names, such as J∆ƒƒ
or just J∆ƒ
for short.
These creatures have existed for over 19 trillion years, so their behaviors have changed over time, because I doubt people would be using the currency of the American dollar before the Big Bang. Nothing much more than this is known about
the history of the Cheap Thief, so by today’s standards, they are quite mysterious creatures. Cheap Thieves are very social and smart Mischievians. Not only do they always group together to steal those almighty Dola Dola Bills, but they also love to talk to each other. However, they are very competitive, just like humans. They’re smart enough to know how to automate their money stealing process, but they don’t have the resources to do it.
The End :)
The Check –Engine Hooligan
Nate F.
Have you ever been cruising in your sweet ride, but then the check engine light randomly comes on and practically gives you a heart attack? That is the doing of a Check-Engine Hooligan. The Check-Engine Hooligans are stupidly annoying little creatures, as they turn on your check-engine light at random times. This is especially annoying when you are a car fanatic, because it can be quite worrisome when you see the check-engine light turned on in your $500,000 dollar car build, and you realize you might have to bust another $50k just to get it looked at.
However, they don’t just do this for amusement. Born in junkyards from random parts and pieces across the world, these little spider-like creatures scavenge for materials and build their infamous
metal spider legs that not only allow them to move without flopping around (since they are born without legs) but also allow them to walk on walls. In the process of doing this, they become obsessed with machinery, especially cars.
Due to their obsession with vehicles, they love jumping into and looking around their engine bays. They also like to burnish the engines, but sometimes they burnish too hard or slip and accidentally roil it, triggering the check-engine light. They are also quite clumsy and occasionally bump into a part of the engine, which also turns on the light.
While exploring different cars, they can come across the common BMW. Immediately when they see the engine of one, they fall in love. They specifically love the “M” models, hence why this problem persists in BMWs and BMW “M” models more than most other cars. They also like all sorts of
sports cars, including most German manufacturers and all sorts of JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) sports cars.
In order to stop them, you must know what they look like. They have bronze spider-like bodies along with the previously mentioned metallic spider legs. Their heads are like a turbocharger but with an eye instead of a vent. Along their back, they have 2 rows of 2 cylinders, or for older ones, 2 rows of 3.
In order to keep a Check-Engine Hooligan safe, you should be very careful not to go very fast on normal roads, so they don’t slip or bang their head. On a racetrack, they will jump out because they love watching cars race, and they are also scared of high speeds, so don’t worry about them on track day. However, if you want to get rid of them, make sure everything in your engine is clean, so they get
bored that there’s nothing for them to burnish and they will jump out. If that doesn’t work, get an inspection on your car. Fix any minor problems that were pointed out by the inspector, and the Mischievian will have no reason to stay in your engine because it’s always trying to fix it but usually causes more problems than it’s worth.
So, I hope this helped! If you have this problem, do the things I suggested, and it should fix it.
The Ballad of The Fry-Investigator
Jacob Z.
Have you ever experienced seagulls trying to steal your French fries? It’s minor mischief, but it can annoy you. This may be part of a seagull crime ring led by Oizoo (the eccentric and/or evil second cousin of Oiseau ). They specialize in fry theft. Or it could be the Fry-Investigators, who are quite amicable. Roughly 55% of seagulls on a given beach are FryInvestigators. Another 35% are seagull thieves, and 10% are seagull police officers. The Fry-Investigators are backpack-sized seagulls. They often have orange feet and a black shirt, to disguise themselves. Most of them also sport mutton-chopped sideburns, which they believe are the only true sideburns. The older ones often sport bifocals. Some also have a smoking pipe like
Sherlock Holmes in their mouth. They use that disguise only when they’re going to business headquarters because they look more professional. When they’re done, they don’t need them anymore and put them in their safe deposit boxes.
You may think that the Fry -Investigators steal French fries for no reason, but they are quite principled. In truth, they are also seagull investigative journalists, working for such newspapers as the Seagull Times or the Fry Street Journal. They are engendering exposés of corruption in the French fry industry, modeling and paying homage to “muckrakers” of the early 20th century. The first Fry-Investigators started their work in the late 1970s.
The Fry-Investigators are sent by seagull newspapers to go to warehouses and business HQs in various French fry chains. They avoid small businesses, as they support anti -trust legislation
cracking down on monopolies, such as the Rarbardu AntiTrust Act of 1980. They go down and investigate, clipboard in hand and pencil over ear when the businesses are closed. They look and taste the French fry storage, making notes.
Then, they fly off to find people with French fries made by those businesses. They want to inspect them and taste them, comparing them to the ones they sampled earlier, checking if the quality has been degraded. If you don’t hear them asking, it’s just that you don’t understand Seagullish. They also will move on to inspecting many more people’s French fries. They do this because the newspapers instructed them to be scientific in their reporting. They also bring back some French fries to labs for testing, and seagull scientists write a lab report.
Then, the Fry-Investigators draft an article about the company in their newspaper. They also file a suit against the company in court. At this stage, the companies will likely not settle. If that happens, the Oiyers (seagull lawyers) consult with the Fry-Investigators to form a solid legal argument. If the Oiyers win the case, the FryInvestigators get their pay in delicious French fries. If the Oiyers lose the case, it’s time for the Fry -Investigators to go on another mission!
Igneus & Frigidus
Harrison L.
Igneus and Frigidus appear as two incomprehensively large, anthropomorphic spheres. Igneus is a large ball of flaming gas with an engraved symbol of a flame on his forehead; Frigidus looks like a freezing ball of ice with a snowflake carved into his head. Each of them is approximately 3.7 million lightyears in diameter. Igneus and Frigidus each have a unique ability to adjust a planet’s temperature. For them to use this ability with ease, they can shrink down to a size of around 20,000 km (12427 mi). Without shrinking down to this size, they would each be approximately 7.35×108 times the size of earth.
While Igneus is an astounding 210,000 Kelvin (377540.33 F°), Frigidus is an arctic -458.67 F° , nearly absolute zero, the limit of how cold something can be.
They use their ridiculously precise breath to cool down or warm up specific areas on Earth. This is why when the news says it will be, say, 53 F° it sometimes becomes 23 F ° instead. Their rampages can destroy nature and cities, while all we can do is watch hopelessly. The only weakness that has been observed of them is that Igneus has extreme frigophobia, while Frigidus has severe pyrophobia. Igneus was born at the beginning of time with Frigidus. Frigidus’s purpose is to speed up the eventual heat death of the universe, while, contrarily, Igneus’s is to end it by warming everything up to eliminate all life.
Neither of them want to end the universe, but because of their masters, Hephaestus and Boreas, the Greek Gods of Fire and Ice, they must end it, or they will die. If they try to be autonomous and defy the will of their celestial masters, the gods will force them together and destroy them in a supermassive black hole. The reason we are not yet burnt to a crisp or have frozen to death is because while Igneus is heating the universe up, Frigidus is cooling it down at the same time, so the universe is
at a perfectly balanced temperature. Igneus and Frigidus know about this, and they intentionally do it, because they do not want the universe to end. Hephaestus and Boreas are blissfully unaware of this, which allows Igneus and Frigidus to postpone the end of the universe. The reason the gods want Igneus and Frigidus to destroy the universe is because humans do not worship them as much as they worship gods such as Zeus. Igneus and Frigidus may seem annoying, but they are trying to save humanity.
Mischievians Around the House
The Cableantor
The Charger Chewer
The Disthinker
The Food Eater
The Food Thief
The Mini Knocker Ni-Fi
Pushy McTopple
Soap Slammer
The Unorganizer
The Vacuum Meaner
The Cableantor Teddy B.
Have you ever had a TV plugged into a monitor or a keyboard and then it magically gets unplugged? That would be the Cableantor's doing. They do have a reason though; they have many phobias. How does having many phobias mean anything?
If they ever get scared, then they will get smaller. This happens because their reflex to fear is to become smaller by making their tail longer which squashes them killing them on the spot. If you want to know how they release their tail, the only way for them to release their tail is by getting electrocuted. So that is why they do what they do. They unplug your cords. Then, they go into your freshly unplugged socket and steal your electricity. If you are wondering why they need power to pull
in their tail, they got shocked if they and do not have power when they try to pull in their tail and that scares them but when they have power, they short circuit that tesla coil allowing them to pull in their tail. (This is the only time where short circuiting electricity does not make a Cableantor.) Or does it? But why are there so many? How are they made and why were they made? Can they ever release their tails? These are all great questions. If you want to know why there are so many, you will have to know how they are made. The main way they are made is when a Cableantor can’t find any power and keeps getting scared. When this happens, its organs start running out of space to function and if it gets scared one more time, it splits in half. Then it turns into 2, but if those 2 cannot find power before something scares them, they both clone because when they are made, they
don’t have a lot of power, and one small scare can kill them if they both gets scared, they make 4 but this usually does not happen. They were invented when electricity was still new. The issue with this is if they got scared once, they would clone. And without ample electricity, there was no way to stop the cloning. That is why there are enough Cableantors to cover the world.
How did they start when the electricity started? Are we lucky or did humans invent them? They were invented by humans. The first Cableantor was made when someone put a wire from a battery’s positive side to its negative side, short circuiting it. When this happened a Cableantor appeared from the heat and moving energy. They immediately stole the power from the short -circuiting battery. There is only one main type of Cableantor. The reason for this is the next time someone short-
circuited electricity was a long time after. The reason the new species don’t grow is that they have all the power they need.
They also used to be much more sluggish than they are now. But still now, if they are they get too big, they are still sluggish.
Now if you finally want to know what the Cableantor looks like, they look like small donuts about the size of a pencil eraser. That have a triangular opening. They are silver and have a little tesla coil on top of them that does not work (Baby’s tesla coils might work, so watch out).
The Charger Chewer
Lucas T.
Have you ever seen your device at low battery and realized that all the chargers are missing? That is the work of the Charger Chewer.
In 1963 a meteor was heading toward Earth but instead hit a satellite and was destroyed. But the meteor was carrying a mutated alien virus that merged with the satellite, which gave the creature super hearing. That creature is one of the most feared creatures known to humankind: The Charger Chewer.
The Charger Chewer is a small creature that can grow up to an inch long. They have four legs and a spiky black tail. Charger Chewers hate the sound of electricity so whenever they hear it, they look everywhere trying to find the source. When it
finds the source, it won't stop chewing on it until the cord is gone.
If you have Charger Chewers, the only known solution is water. Charger Chewers have extreme hydrophobia, so even a drop of water will make them die from fear.
Charger Chewers are reptiles that cover their bodies with rubber to protect themselves against electricity.
These creatures may seem meek at first, but whatever you do, do not let them outside. Charger Chewers are known to cause major power outages, because of electrical wires. Because of these incidents, the rubber protecting them slowly wore out. Over time, Charger Chewers had to find new rubber to protect themselves.
From all that rubber that they put on themselves, Charger Chewers fused with it. The rubber made this creature almost invincible, by absorbing the electricity. Along with super hearing and rubber bodies, Charger Chewers have one more superpower. If the Charger Chewer is in danger, it splits in half, creating two Charger Chewers. With that power, Charger Chewers slowly multiplied their population and spread across the world. Because of their hydrophobia, Charger Chewers had to find other ways of transportation to get across oceans. These ways usually included planes and boats.
Despite everything, Charger Chewers aren't dangerous to humans. That’s because their teeth were designed specifically to chew through wires and cables. You may think that Charger Chewers are mean and evil, but remember, it's your fault because you annoyed them.
The Disthinker
Simon L.
The Disthinker is a Mischievian who's just trying to help. Seriously. It tries to (seriously) disorganize your house (and yard) with its extendable arms and its suction pad hands. It hangs from the ceiling with one hand, and with the other hand, it opens drawers, cabinets, and doors, drops your notebook on the floor, spills the chocolate chip cookies everywhere, moves trash into the yard, mixes your homework up and then puts it all in the wrong folder, puts your books in all the wrong places, and spills your dad’s coffee. (Seriously.)
It’s roundish and yellow and is about as three times as big as those bouncy balls you sometimes get after dentist appointments. It tries to be very amicable towards everybody around it and loves to make friends, although it isn’t the best at breaking its bad habits, which are doing what it does. It’s always happy to give you patronage, but it needs a
disorganized area to keep its state of mind, because it has a phobia of organized environments and thinks everybody does (SERIOUSLY.)
It first showed up in records in the Middle Ages, as the Study Wrecker, when it was pulled out of nobles’ children’s packs with the children’s homework and started making the places it lived in more disorganized because it thought it would help. Later, in the Renaissance, as the Paint Spiller, it worked even more feverishly than before, thinking that disorganized artists’ studios meant that humans also had phobias of organized environments.
If you’re thinking about how to stop one, here’s some advice: Tell your friends and family to stop making messes and clean up after themselves while they’re in the house and do the same yourself, and keep, say, 1 closet or drawer messy if you want. The Disthinkers will interpret that as a sign that you don’t like disorganized environments and stop making messes. Oh, and keep at it.
The Food Eater
Jason J.
Have you ever had food In your pantry go missing mysteriously? It's probably the Food Eater who gave the food to the poor so they can eat too. The Food Eater has been alive for thousands of years, eating your last good snacks.
The Food Eater was born all the way in ancient Egypt eating the delicious bugs until it wandered into the city and found such delicious food called Umm Ali. There it also found poor people not able to eat.
Seeing this angered the Food Eater so its mission became to make privileged people feel the pain the poor people did. It does this because it has a form of peniaphobia that makes it sad when it sees poor people starve.
1,000 years later in Camelot the food there was
said to be delectable so that is where the Food Eater went. Camelot was even worse than ancient Egypt with so much poverty. This elusive Mischievian was discovered in its invisible state trying to give a sleeping poor person food when a little kid ran into it and picked it up and wanted to do an autopsy on it. But then it ran back into the forest never to be seen again.
200 years later in the year 875, it traveled to Peru and there it found cacao. And then it stumbled upon the city of Machu Pichu. And there were poor people there too and so it gave the less wealthy people the cacao to turn into chocolate treats.
470 years later in 1345, it was found in feudal Japan with all kinds of sweet, delicious food like dango and mochi. In Japan it met a kind restaurant owner who would give food to the poor people. This is the only person the Food Eater would show its true form to and the owner said it was beautiful with its green feathers and yellow head. But the man
died the next day. Because of how nice the man was and how the Food Eater was alone it developed autophobia, the fear of loneliness. And that is when it realized it will never die.
100 years later, The Food Eater was in Great Britain during the ruling of King Arthur the fifth, also known as the beheader. In Britain, poverty was exceedingly high, and the only delicious food was for rich people. So, the Food Eater decided to steal food for the poor people and itself. After the Food Eater did this, the poor people were overjoyed, calling it a gift from heaven itself.
300 years later in Alabama the Food Eater gave slaves food, like fish and candied plums, or money, so they did not die. It even gave healthy food to Native Americans who were suffering from smallpox and yellow fever.
Even 250 years later it is still giving poor people food, so they do not starve because after seeing that old man die it has thanatophobia, the fear of people closest to it dying.
The Food Thief
Leo W.
Have you ever been annoyed when you go to get a snack that you really enjoy, but somebody ate it all and you cannot figure out who ate it? Well, that is no person, but instead, it is The Food Thief. They disguise themselves as your everyday loaf of bread and, because of its tiny size, it can easily tuck itself away in the pantry for easy access to food.
These thieves have been snacking on all things food since the early 1900s because the species is constantly hungry, no matter what they eat, for an unidentified reason.
The origin story of these incredibly strange creatures is that one day, there was a person that was incredibly hungry, and to cure the issue, he ate as much food as he could find. He even went out of his way to take as much food as he could get away with. Because this person was caught repeatedly stealing food, the people living in his town decided
to install cameras in their kitchens that detected unidentified people entering.
To avoid detection, the Food Thief ingeniously disguised himself as a loaf of bread and used a special machine to shrink him down to the correct size.
Around a month or so later, he tragically died.
One day, his kids were very hungry and decided to steal food from their neighbors, in what would become a habit for the whole species.When they decided to go out to steal food, because of the security cameras, most of the kids did not even make it to the refrigerator or pantry of their neighbor’s houses before being caught. However, one of the more persistent kids decided to wear the bread costume and use the shrinking machine to disguise himself.
The kids ended up buying a cloning machine, that they were very enamored of, to clone the bread costume as many times as necessary so that everybody could have one to wear as a disguise. After that, one of them used an incredibly old sewing machine, that was left in a closet, to resize the costume for each one of them.
This species’ population has grown tremendously over the years and now has evolved to being born with utensils as fingers and the bread costume no
The Mini Knocker Logan
Go.
This Mischievian is dreaded by anyone who plays with minis. If you do not know what a mini is, they are small plastic modals, kind of like action figures, but you can only play a certain game with them.
This Mischievian is called the Mini Knocker. The Mini Knocker is a small and spirited creature about the size of a Guinea pig but a bit taller. In its most common form, it has rough, dark red skin that is kind of plasticy with 2 legs that have 3 front claws, and 1 back claw (kind of like T -rex legs). All of the claws are brownish. The Mini Knocker also has 2 arms that have 3 claws on their hands that are also brownish. While this form is the most common, they can range to resemble all sorts of minis.
The Mini Knocker loves playing with minis, and he thinks he is one of them. So, he runs around the
table playing with them, but since he is so clumsy, he ends up knocking them on the floor and breaking them.
But, like most creatures, Mini Knockers also have a defect. All Mini Knockers are massive acrophobes. This can be useful because the higher you store your minis, the less likely a Mini Knocker will climb out of its case. They are acrophobic because they are afraid of falling off and breaking after they see what happened to other minis. But young Mini Knockers are not acrophobic because they have never seen a mini break. This is how you can be safe from the Mini Knocker.
The Mini Knocker comes from minis that became alive. We do not know how the minis come to life. But we theorize that they come to life when someone paints a mini too life -like, so it actually comes to life. That is why they love minis so much. For example, you paint your mini super life-like,
once you put it in your mini case and leave it at night, it will become a Mini Knocker and climb out of the case and start doing its thing.
Once it has played with your minis and accidentally broken them, it will return to the case as if nothing has happened. The reason you do not notice them moving is because Mini Knockers have an ability to hold freakishly still whenever you look so you don’t notice a thing.
Mini Knockers actually feel bad for you when they knock your minis on the floor (especially when the blame lands on you) because they don’t mean to, they just want to play. But they persist in doing it anyway because they just love it too much.
Ni-Fi
Max R.
Let us say you're watching football. The Eagles are about to score a winning touchdown, and the TV freezes, and you miss the winning touchdown. Well, to save your sanity, it’s not a power outage. It is the work of a Mischievian named Ni-Fi. Now, let’s embark on a journey and tell you all about Ni-Fi! (I am a pioneer of Ni-Fi research, I guess.)
Ni-Fis are cute and cuddly creatures, and they love hugs. Ni-Fis are very smart, but they can’t tell the difference between other Ni-Fis and your Wi -Fi box. If they knew that you were not a giant monster, they would give you a lot of hugs.
Ni-Fis can change sizes to avoid you seeing them. So, they can be microscopic or big enough to give your Wi-fi box a BIG hug! When the Eagles are
about to win the Super Bowl, the Ni-Fi senses the excitement and gets way too excited and must release its energy, so it gives your Wi-Fi box a big hug, making you miss the winning touchdown.
Ni-Fis have been around since the first Wi -Fi box. NiFis come from Wi-Fi boxes, which is why they think Wi-Fi boxes are Ni-Fis. Ni -Fis are created when the purple and white wires connect (this only happens when a lightning strike hits the Wi-Fi box or someone like you messes with it).
Ni-Fis are black, green, and red so they can blend in with your Wi -Fi box and its light. Their eyes are red and green. Ni-Fis look like Wi -Fi boxes with big arms and stubby feet.
You might be asking, “How do I avoid Ni-Fi?”
(WARNING -THIS COULD CAUSE YOUR WI -FI BOX TO BREAK. WI -FI BOXES NEED SPACE. ONLY USE IT IF IT’S THE LAST STRAW. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BROKEN WI -FI BOXES.)
Well, it is simple. Stand on one foot, wrap a hotdog around your Wi-Fi box, hug it and jump around. Not much labor, see? This will make the Ni-Fi in your WiFi box release its energy on you (the energy builds up over time and releasing it on you makes the excitement not enough to make it hug the Wi-Fi box) and not the Wi-Fi box. This sometimes works. Also, Ni-Fis are BIG claustrophobes, so if the thing before does not work, then drop your Wi -Fi box in a tight space. THIS will always work.
In conclusion, Ni-Fis make for great huggers and AWFUL problems. Now, you know all the logistics, and can avoid Ni-Fis too. Ni-Fis are nice (PLEASE do not have a phobia of Ni-Fis. I guess that would be Nifophobia?), so do not hurt one if you see it. Hopefully, this helps!
Pushy McTopple
Thomas R.
Meet Pushy McTopple , an annoying Mischievian.
Pushy McTopple pushes things off tables when you don’t even touch them and makes you get the blame for breaking things. It looks like you did it because it knocks things down near you.
It has giant claws that are bigger than itself, making it easy to hit things. It is as small as the smallest mouse and has brown, green, and purple skin. It also looks like a lawn mower. Pushy McTopple causes so much mischief. But why does it do this?
Well, Pushy McTopple lives in a hole in your house, because it gets cold very easily. Unfortunately, it also has a phobia of humans. When it goes outside (pushing its limits) it gets scared of humans, escapes at high speed, and carelessly knocks
things down. When trying to go outside, it will not knock things down when it is not around humans because it is not scared then. That is why it always looks like you knocked things down. Your makeshift side table, your vase, a glass cup, and many more items could be knocked down by Pushy McTopple .
Unfortunately, Pushy McTopple is so scared that it would be seen by a human that it runs away. It can only be seen with the keenest of eyes. But where did it come from?
One day, in 1912, a man was mowing a lawn at his house. Suddenly, he heard a loud crash. He ran inside to see what happened. His 1-year -old daughter pointed towards the living room. He looked and saw the living room toppled over, with a broken lamp, along with books scattered like they were pushed over. That was the first time Pushy McTopple ever caused trouble.
No one knows exactly where it came from, but we do know its first sighting in 1934, when it quickly ran away. That was the only time it was ever seen. Now, today, Pushy McTopple is a feared Mischievian all over the world. It causes muddling mischief that gets you in trouble. Also, Pushy McTopple is viewed as a crude Mischievian by scientists. And that is how everything in your house gets knocked over when you didn’t even touch it!
Soap Slammer
Julian L.
Have you ever wondered why your soap runs out so fast? Well, that is because of the Soap Slammer. The Soap Slammer is a muddling Mischievian who came to the world when two elements collided. These creatures like to dwell in a far from grandiose area, at the very bottom of trash cans. They take all your soap in one squirt with their humongous hands and leave you with none left!
Back when they were first created, there was a man who always washed his hands with trash and soap together, and the trash would fall into the drain which would slowly start piling up. One day, the trash was piled up so much that it started breaking the pipes and then BOOM! The pipe broke and thousands of soap slammers were formed. Short story: Two elements collided so much that it formed a new creature. The Soap Slammers have
two different forms. The first one being a sluggish, hairy, dirty, brown color with a trashy smell, 2 eyes and lumpy, languid legs. And the other being a shiny gorgeous silver color, the smell of your soap, and the shape of a burnished smooth round ball, with thin stick legs. They like the clean version because they don’t want to look gross and smell bad. Hopefully your soap smells good.
When they are dirty, they have humongous hands the size of their own body so they can take all your soap in one squirt! Those darn Soap Slammers really know how to waste your money. But wait, they are not trying to be annoying. They are just trying to stay clean. Soap Slammers’ food sources are trash, trash, and only trash, so they live in the trash can so they can eat. So, if they are living in the trash can, they just can't stay clean.
Really, every day the Soap Slammers look at you in reverence because you are always filling up their soap. Next time you find yourself soap-less, don’t go trying to instigate anything. You should just
remember that you just helped a Soap Slammer get clean. They are not trying to be rude.
A
way you can help is to make it easier for them to
The Unorganizer
Phoebe C.
Have you ever organized something, gone away for only a moment, and come back to find your stuff all over the place after organizing it only a few days ago? That’s the Unorganizer. It loves to learn about everything, so it ends up going through your stuff. But since it’s so full of knowledge, it can’t ever remember to clean up! And if you wished it cleaned up after itself, well let’s just say get rid of that wish right now.
RIGHT. NOW. This Mischievian has a phobia of cows (nobody knows why). If you want to keep it away from your things, all you have to do is draw a cow on a piece of paper and hang that drawing up. A photo would work too. It also has hydrophobia because it’s very worried about drowning.
What if my sibling comes speeding out of the room as soon as I come in, and everything is a mess? is a common question we discuss when we bring up this Mischievian. The answer is simple: Then that mess is probably your sibling’s doing, and you need to get a lock installed on your door.
The Unorganizer gets into buildings and rooms by sliding under the door, crawling through the vents, or going through the window even when the window’s locked shut. We don’t know how that happens, and I don’t think we ever will. There are also probably other ways it gets into offices and buildings from the outside, but those ways are currently unknown to humankind.
This Mischievian is usually recognized for its bright orange or seemingly neon pink fur and big blue or green eyes. It’s around 5 inches tall as an adult, around the same height as a sharpie. It has a humongous head for a Mischievian, almost bigger
than its body! It has small, stubby arms and legs, and even smaller fingers and toes. Despite its small size, the Unorganizer is still remarkably successful in causing mischief and trouble!
Because of their small size, they can hide anywhere, and on top of that, they are extremely fast. The Unorganizer is faster than a dog going after a squirrel! It’s impossible to see the Unorganizer. There’s a 0.1% chance of seeing one, and if you do, it most likely got distracted looking through your files. Or really anything with knowledge.
As we said earlier, this Mischievian was discovered in an office building in 2001. The first of its species is still unknown. Our estimate of when the first of its kind came into existence is in 2000, because they love New Year's Eve, New Year’s Day and really, really love to count by 1000s. Because office buildings have files, and files are usually full of knowledge, this Mischevian absolutely LOVES to linger in these buildings.
If you ever happen to see this creature, let it be. It may get startled and attack your hair, which is another one of the mischievous things it does in addition to unorganizing. But that probably won’t happen.
The Vacuum Meaner
Austin W.
The Vacuum Meaner is among the most feared Mischievians because it sucks things up. It’s able to steal your backpack or whatever it finds of interest and put it in a spot where you would never think to look. It’s a lot more severe than you might think because it can steal and erase your memories too. Most of the things that you forget are actually the work of your Vacuum Meaner. Unfortunately, grown -ups don’t believe you when you say it was your Vacuum Meaner.
One simple way to tell if the culprit is your Vacuum Meaner is to observe the last known location of your backpack. If it’s spotless but no one vacuumed there recently then it’s likely the work of your Vacuum Meaner. Another thing that they seem to do often is vacuuming the dirtiest places around. The Vacuum Meaner uses its black and sticky hair
to collect an ordinary item. When it is collecting something, its hair will spread out, so that the object will fully stick to the hair. Then, it will suck the object up with its high-powered vacuum mouth. It will take everything of interest, particularly special objects and objects that aren’t used very often. This is irritating because they will suck up what you need a few days in advance. How they know what you’ll need is unknown. Usually, it’s your backpack or your pencil case, which you eventually find under the couch or inside the cabinet.
Vacuum Meaners are meek, so you might not see them often. When they are seen they look like a white, small, and furry ball about the size of a mouse. They look like this until they start to vacuum things up. They will change their color based on what they vacuum up. They can grow to an astonishing size. Their maximum size is the size of a fully grown adult, but they don’t like to be seen and will usually only grow to about the size of
a chicken or a small dog. Their color is normally stark and gray because they eat dust, but sometimes they will be vibrant yellow or a light blue from eating other items.
Humans have been living with Vacuum Meaners for a very long time. No one knows when they were created. They have proved to be useful but sometimes very annoying. They have existed for thousands of years but used to be mistaken as dust mice. Not dust mites but dust mice. People thought dust mice were creatures that would eat dust and grow to enormous sizes. This is almost the same as what they actually were, Vacuum Meaners. They evolved with humans and were never hunted if they were gray and filled with dust. Sometimes, they were hunted when they were different colors other than gray, but they were filled with useless items like pebbles or twigs. That’s why they aren’t hunted anymore.
The Vacuum Meaner isn’t actually that mean. It
likes to eat its favorite food, dust. It thinks that it is helping humans by eating up all the dust on the ground. Unfortunately, they aren’t particularly good at seeing, which causes them to stick to random objects. They don’t even know that they roil many people. There are different theories about why they will take the items you need. The common belief is that they want to clean it for you ahead of time. Scientists believe that this theory is true, but are still debating how Vacuum Meaners know what you will need in a few days.
Because these mysterious creatures are always being investigated and analyzed, you never know where they are or what they will take. If there is one thing you should remember, it’s that lost items are almost always the fault of your Vacuum Meaner.