


All events at St Andrews Hall gardens on Saturday 23rd and North Green Coates on Sunday 24th. 11am-3pm both days. Get involved and see what a creative community we have!
• Create a scarecrow big, small, or a display! Enter the Scarecrow Trail just £5 entry
• Scarecrow Trail quiz
• Colouring competition for under 6 and colouring competition 6-10 years
• Drawing competition over 11 years
• Best decorated cake competition. Plus best tasting cake competition
• Fancy dress competition: Best Scarecrow, Best Homemade Outfit, Best Non-Scarecrow
• Pebble painting competition (drop-in sessions in August)
• Children’s Tug of War. Church Displays. Stalls both days
• Decorated shop window competition
Lots of prizes - full programme of events to followVisit the Garden of Rest as it fills with scarecrows. Your chance to judge the best scarecrows!
For more information or to request a booking form contact Deborah Slator at 311, Eastrea Road
6 Celebrating pick your own season
9 Ramsey’s Heritage Day is nearly here
Our August issue is always a favourite one of mine. We’re right in the heart of the summer and for lots of us, that means school is out and there are six happy weeks of lots of family time. For us, we’re excited to switch off the school alarm clock and enjoy making the most of the sunshine with dog walks, beach days and picnics.
Looking ahead to next month there are plenty of exciting events happening including Heritage Day in September, where historical buildings and tourist attractions open for free. Ramsey has always been an exciting place to visit during this weekend and you can find out more about their Heritage Day weekend on page 9.
Further ahead in the year is the much-anticipated Great Eastern Run which is being held in Peterborough for the first time taking in the wonderful Cathedral en route. You can find out more about the exciting new course route on page 15.
And if you’re wondering what to do this month, why not try your hand at picking your own? Fenland has an abundance of local farms where you can pick fruit, vegetables and even flowers. We share some of our favourite hot spots on pages 6 and 7.
However you spend your summer, we hope you have a wonderful time and we’ll see you again next month.
11 Your garden in August
15 New route confirmed for Great Eastern Run
20 History with Garry
24 Your Ramsey Neighbourhood Trust pages
28 This month’s nature column
34 Local news to your community
36 Sing for Life returns
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On Saturday 23rd and Sunday 24th September, Whittlesey will be taking part in its first ever Scarecrow Festival. Set up by Whittlesey and District Scarecrow Group, the town will be adorned with fantastic scarecrows, encouraging its community to join in either with decortaing one or simply enjoying the trail.
Wonder through the market town and see how many you can spot, or if you fancy getting involved, you can create your own scarecrow and enter the
competition. Entry fee is just £5 and there are some fantatsic prizes to be won.
As well as the Scarecrow Trail itself, there will be lots of activities on Saturday at St. Andrews’s Hall, Whittlesey and on Sunday at North Green, Coates. Both events take place between 11am and 3pm.
You can find out more about the event by following the Facebook group, including all the other fun competitions you can enter.
Further details or to request a booking form, please contact Deborah Slator on 07843 383368 or email deborah@ focusonfirstaid.co.uk
We are incredibly lucky in our area to have such a rich farming heritage, but did you know there are now even more opportunities to visit local farms and experience the joy of picking your own crops?
Seasonal and scented flowers are a real highlight in the summer months and a vase full on your table is a real joy. If you are looking for fresh local flowers without the cost to the earth, then pick your own at Acorn Flower Farm.
Acorn Flower Farm is run by Amy Corney in the rural village of Ramsey St. Mary’s just outside
of Ramsey. Amy started the flower farm back in 2020 and grows a wide mixture of speciality flowers and foliage. Everything is grown naturally without the use of chemicals or pesticides and producing a sustainable product is at the heart of the business. On the farm you can find a mix of English favourites such as delphiniums, asters, sweet peas and phlox, as well as heat loving dahlias, rudbeckias, zinnias and more. As the season progresses new varieties bloom so there is always something different to enjoy!
Originally selling seasonal flowers to the public and local florists, Amy has opened up her farm for PYO sessions. Now you can enjoy a few tranquil hours wandering through
the flowers listening to the bees buzzing and choosing which blooms to take home. Guided sessions run through August & September and must be prebooked online.
Acorn Flower Farm will also be opening for farm tours as
part of ‘Flowers from The Farm’s Big Weekend’ on 9th - 10th September.
Opening Times: Fridays/ Saturdays in August & September
Location: Ramsey St Mary’s, Ramsey, Cambs
Contact: Amy@acornflowerfarm. co.uk
For more info, please check out www.Acornflowerfarm.co.uk or social media.
The purple haze of a field full of lavender is really a sight to behold and on warm summer days the heady scent is unmistakable. One to take the whole family to is Cambridgeshire Lavender located in the quiet village of Bluntisham.
Danielle Bluff was inspired to start growing lavender after visiting an established lavender farm back in 2019. Overcome with the beauty of the purple fields and the abundance of bees, Danielle decided to follow her dream and start her own farm. Her farm works in harmony with nature and she doesn’t use any chemicals or pesticides making it a haven for insects and perfect for the public to pick their own. The farm opened for the first-time last year and is open from June till late August. Alongside
picking your own lavender, Danielle also sells lavender themed gifts and refreshments.
Opening Times: Weekends from 17th June- 13th August but please check her website/ social media for updates at www.
cambridgeshirelavender.co.uk Location: Barnfield Farm, The Heath, Bluntisham, Cambs PE283LQ
Contact: cambridgeshirelavenderfarm@ outlook.com
PUMPKINS AT FRESHFIELDS
As the Autumn approaches and bountiful harvests are brought in, squash season will be in full swing. If you are looking for somewhere to pick your own pumpkins, gourds and more then Freshfields located in Ramsey Forty
Foot is the place to go.
Run by the Stacey family they grow a wide mix of pumpkins and speciality squash. Perfect for adults and children the field offers youngsters a chance to pick their own pumpkins ready to take home and carve for Halloween. Pop along in October to enjoy a truly seasonal experience.
Opening Times: 10am-5pm 7th, 8th, 14th, 15th, 20th & 31st October
Location: Benwick Road, Ramsey Forty Foot, Cambs PE26 2XU Find us on social media: Pumpkins at Freshfields
Contact: 07999 970103
For those who have never been and those who would like to return, Ramsey will be celebrating its National Heritage open day on Sunday 10th September 2023, from 11am till 4pm.
Ramsey is an historic market town in the heart of the Fens. Along with its Gatehouse (NT) come and see the only remains of the Abbey, which now lies beneath what was an exquisite house, which was the summer residence of the Cromwell family. It was also the home to the Fellowes and Fairhaven families. See the arches in the Lady chapel and the changes which were made to the House from the basement of the house. Abbey house has a wonderful library and dining room, there are many previous pupils’ photos for those wanting to relive their halcyon school days and remember their friends from those times. The fine panelling, fireplaces and library door are a sight to behold.
Adjacent is Thomas a Becket Church, originally the hospitium of the Abbey. Refreshments will be available to purchase enabling you sit and enjoy the ambience of the building.
Ramsey Rural Museum has plenty on offer including farm machinery, a 1940’s cottage, displays of shops from earlier times, artifacts, and architectural finds from the Abbey itself all completed by a welcoming tea shop.
Walk around the exterior of the Victorian Mortuary Chapels with their unique contagion windows, the surrounding graveyard has some Commonwealth war graves.
Museum also has free parking which is convenient for Mortuary Chapels and Walled Garden. The House can also be accessed from the Walled Garden.
The Abbey Rooms (Masonic Lodge) on the High Street, will be open for you to peruse.
Attractions for this year are a mini eco fair on Abbey Green and Antiques on Church Green.
The Victorian Walled Garden at this time of year is full of flowers, produce and plants, many of which will be for sale. The central archway will display an abundance of heritage apples as well as some of the more common ones.
The newly opened and restored Booth’s Hill with its icehouse full of bats, was originally the site of Geoffrey De Mandeville’s Siege Castle.
Parking is free with a bus leaving from the Ramsey library in the centre of town. The Rural
Ramsey Heritage Partnership is a charity formed to help all sites to work together including organising for Heritage Days.
Further information and details of membership can be found on www.
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Email: ramsey.heritage@gmail.com
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After the heat of July the weather in August usually continues to be very nice giving us time to simply enjoy our gardens and all the hard work we’ve put into them. Don’t worry too much about doing endless jobs – just remember to keep everything watered. If you are going away, you may need to enlist the help of friends and family to look after the garden. If you are at home and feeling energetic there are still a few gardening tasks for August that will keep your gardens going longer, as well as opportunities to get a head start on next year’s garden plans.
TAKE HERB CUTTINGS
August is the ideal month to take cuttings of woody herbs such as Rosemary and Lavender. To do this simply take new growth that hasn’t flowered this year – cut a piece 10cm long just below a leaf joint, remove the lower leaves and dip the end in a rooting hormone before planting in a gritty compost.
If you have lavender in the garden now is also the ideal time to give it a trim. This will encourage bushy new growth in the spring and will prevent it becoming bare and woody.
Most long flowering perennials will finish flowering this month so cut them down to the ground. Don’t forget about them though - continue to water them, as this will encourage a second flush of foliage and generally prevent the garden from looking frazzled and messy.
Although weeds will be growing more slowly now than in the spring it’s a good idea to continue to hoe the soil to keep them down. Try to do this in warm, dry conditions to
ensure any weed seedlings you disturb are left on the surface to dehydrate and die.
WHY SHOULD YOU PLANT THEM?
Hydrangeas are popular garden shrubs with delicate heads of flowers in shades of pink, white or blue. They are easy to care for, fully hardy and have an old fashioned, cottage style charm.
A nice relaxing job for those long hot days! Pull up a chair in a sunny spot and start planning for next year. Make sketches of your flower borders and vegetable plot and list what you would like to plant. Take photos of your garden now while it is looking its best – if you want to rearrange in the winter its much easier to do if you have a reference point. Also think about what bulbs you want to plant for that early display of spring colour – bulbs are usually available to buy from the end of August ready for autumn planting.
Enjoy your garden!
HOW SHOULD YOU PLANT THEM?
Hydrangeas like moist, free draining soil and a partially shaded sheltered spot.
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In an exciting development announced last month, the thousands of keen runners participating in this year’s Great Eastern Run will enjoy a new, improved route for 2023, passing through the grounds of historic landmark Peterborough Cathedral.
Since taking on organisation of the event 18 months ago, Good Running Events has welcomed runners of all abilities and ages to run the streets of Peterborough city centre, raising thousands of pounds for fantastic local and national causes.
The fast, flat route already attracts professional athletes and first-time challengers alike and is a major event in the UK running calendar. This unique course change for 2023 will take runners on closed roads through the heart of Peterborough city centre passing by the beauty of the famed cathedral that sits so prominently at the core of this community.
Providing a fantastic visible waypoint for much of the race, runners will pass Peterborough Cathedral in the final mile, taking in the Cathedral grounds and passing by the front entrance before entering the few hundred meters to the finish.
“It’s something I’ve really wanted to add to the event as it’s one of the great landmarks of this city,” says Event Director Aaron Murrell. “Peterborough Cathedral is front and centre, visible for many miles from any approach, and it’s just a stone’s throw from our start and finish area. I know runners of both
the half and 5k distances will be delighted to have such a majestic building to aim for.”
The route change is the result of careful consideration between Good Running Events and event partners Peterborough Cathedral and Peterborough City Council, all of whom share a commitment to supporting the physical and mental wellbeing of the community.
“The Great Eastern Run is something for everyone to get excited by,” says Aaron. “The thousands of runners that take part, the dedicated volunteers who are such a key part of making it happen and the many charity partners and business sponsors we have on board. We are proud to see this event growing.”
Good Running Events will be providing a series of local training sessions in the lead up to the event which are free of charge and open to all with more information available on the event website.
Aaron and his team are looking to engage with local businesses who want to find out more about getting involved with the event as an official sponsor. Email info@goodrunningevents.co.uk.
With Peterborough Cathedral leading the way in championing this inspiring event, there is no better time to get signed up.
To book your place in The Great Eastern Run on 15th October, visit www.greateasternrun.co.uk
We are excited to announce that SB Refrigeration and Electrical Engineers has undergone a rebranding process, including a new logo and website design. This new look reflects our commitment to providing high-quality refrigeration, electrical, and air conditioning services to the domestic, commercial, agricultural, and industrial sectors.
We understand the importance of having reliable and efficient refrigeration, electrical, and air conditioning systems. Our team of experienced engineers are trained to handle any job, big or small, and we pride ourselves on delivering prompt and professional service.
Whether you need a new AC installed in your
home, or you require regular maintenance for your commercial refrigeration system, we have the expertise to get the job done right. Our commitment to quality and customer satisfaction is at the core of everything we do.
We are thrilled to embark on this new chapter of our journey as SB Refrigeration and Electrical Engineers, and we look forward to continuing to serve our community with the same dedication and passion that has made us a trusted name in refrigeration, electrical, and air conditioning services.
Thank you for your continued support.
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You may be familiar with our longstanding advert for Fenland First Aid?
The young child is Oakley who will turn 18 this year, Fenland First aid was established long before he was born.
We have survived and grown in what is a very competitive market due to the amount of repeat business we retain.
We intend to be your go to supplier for all first aid training for the foreseeable future.
TESTIMONIALS FROM LEARNERS ON OUR COURSES:
“Practical lessons found it easy to learn”
“I enjoyed that it didn’t feel rushed, all practical work was checked, it was fun”
“I particularly liked learning why the body reacts the way it does”
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“I just wanted to thank you and trainers for the first aid training provided this and last week, I have had really positive feedback from the attendees. We will certainly use you again in the future for first aid training and recommend to our partners.”
We hold regular courses to allow individuals or groups to attend or we can offer a more cost effective option for in house bookings.
WE DELIVER THE FOLLOWING TRAINING:
• CPR/AED Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation and Automated External Defibrillator (2 hours)
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Life is a journey of self-discovery. It is a process where we learn about ourselves, our strengths, weaknesses, passions, and desires. Finding yourself is a journey that is unique to you. It is a journey that requires patience, self-reflection, and an open mind.
Finding yourself means discovering who you truly are, what you stand for, and what you want out of life. It is about understanding your strengths and weaknesses, your likes and dislikes, and your passions and interests. It is about being comfortable with yourself and living an authentic life. When you know yourself, you can make better decisions, set achievable goals, and live a life that aligns with your values and beliefs. It also helps you build better relationships with others because you are more confident and comfortable in your own skin.
Start with Self-reflection. Take some time to reflect on your life, your experiences, and your beliefs. Ask yourself questions like, “What are my values?”, “What are my passions?”, and “What makes me happy?”. Write your thoughts and reflections in a journal to help you organise your thoughts.
Step out of your comfort zone, try new things, explore new places and meet new people. It can help you break free from old habits and routines that may be holding you back.
Ask your friends, family, and colleagues for feedback on your strengths and weaknesses, this helps you identify areas where you need to grow and develop and open you up to new possibilities.
We are all unique individuals with our own gifts and quirks. Embracing your uniqueness can help you live an authentic life and be true to yourself.
Join me on my Unplug & Relax Retreat Day to Find Yourself & Create Inner Harmony on the 10th of September 09:30-15:30. Visit susiemunns.com/unplugrelax-retreat to find out more and secure your place. for full details and to book on. Places are limited.
“There is no love like the first love.”
– Nicholas SparksMeet Me In The Treehouse is the debut novel by local author Kelly Tink, who I had the pleasure of meeting last year at a local literary event. Kelly, who admits to being an avid reader and tea drinker, also describes herself as a hopeless romantic, which really shines through in this delightfully written romance that for me, was the perfect summer holiday read.
Set in the present day in the beautiful Derbyshire countryside, this is the story of childhood best friends Emma and Chris. However, like all good love stories, theirs is not a path that runs smoothly. A family tragedy, eight years previously, which really affected Chris at the time, also impacts his friendship with Emma, making him somewhat aloof and emotionally distant. Three years later, Emma marries and moves away, leaving Chris, her family and hometown behind her. Now though, five years later, she’s back. However, a lot has happened during her time away and instead of the slightly naive but hopeful twenty-five-yearold she was when she first left, Emma returns as a broken-hearted, thirty-year-old unemployed nurse, and soon to be divorcee, living with her parents. Chris though, like a true friend, alongside several other close friends and family, is on hand to help, and slowly but surely Emma rebuilds her life. Being home again though, reminds Emma of something that, secretly, she has always known, namely her true feelings for Chris. Chris, however, who may, or may not have met someone, is making plans. The question being, of course, is Emma part of them?
Heartfelt and uplifting, with a good sprinkling of romance, Meet Me In The Treehouse is a charming love story with a great cast of believable but realistically flawed characters who also serve as a wonderful reminder of the importance of good friends and family.
Whittlesey Indoor Bowls Club & Sports Complex launches a free 5 week training course starting on Saturday 2nd September
We are a club of 200 members and we play all year round. We enjoy a great sport combined with great social interaction between our friendly members.
You will receive training and be mentored in the rules of the sport by volunteer members over 5 Saturday mornings starting September 2nd, Please arrive in good time to check in and be ready for a 9.30am start.
There is no charge for these introductory lessons and no obligation to join our club, but we would love you to. We will supply the bowls for you to train with, your only requirement is to bring with you a pair of clean, flat soled, non-marking footwear to change into once inside the club, and of course to enjoy yourself. So if you are new to bowling or haven’t played for a while and would like to get back in to bowling, come on down.
We play league games, friendlies and casual bowling between September and March/ April and casual bowling from March/April to September.
We are situated at 194-198 Station Road just 200 yards past the level crossing, (sorry no bridge for us). Turn right when you see our sign and also the sign for Carpets 4 Less, entrance to the club is by the side door to the right.
If you would like more information or to book a place for the training please ring the
club on 01733 202209. At the moment there will be someone there able to take your call after 9.45 Tuesday and Thursday mornings and Friday evenings from 6.30. You could also pop down to have a look at us on the above days and times. If you are unable to make a booking but still would like to come please just come down on the day.
If you cannot make the 5 weeks training sessions but would still like to to learn the game with a view to joining our club give us a ring and we will arrange a mutual convenient time to train you.
Come and learn how to play bowls in our free training sessions starting on Saturday 2nd September at 9:30am. Just don’t forget your flat soled shoes.
Wisbech was once a port on the coast and would have had its own beaches, but nowadays, the beach has to be brought to the town! For several years the Town Council has set up a beach complete with Punch and Judy and seaside rides in the Market Place, bringing trade to the town centre. The event has now been merged with a free Wisbech Rock Festival held in the Park -- this year it is on Sunday 6th August. The Park will be split into the Main Stage, the Beach area and the Bandstand to provide rock music and fringe events to include poetry readings and other activities. The larger venue provides spaces for local charities and other groups to have stalls and raise funds. The Splash Pad erected in the Park now provides the missing water element. It will soon be joined by an upgraded playpark.
Those locals in search of a real beach and rocks often head for Hunstanton (or Hunston as it is often referred to), a longtime popular seaside resort. New Hunstanton is very much geared towards seaside tourists. Old Hunstanton, however, is very distinctive with its layered cliffs of red and white chalk and carstone. They are receding due to coastal erosion and are often visited by university and school groups. Geography students carry out surveys of the sloping beaches. Science students sample the rock pools and sand dune habitats.
The geologists measure the rock strata and hammer fallen rocks in search of fossils. Sharks’ teeth are distinctive as are belemnites and sea urchins. These are easily found if one knows what to look for and may be found in situ in the cliff face or more easily and safely in fallen rock away from the cliff base. Large rockfalls are evidence for both the coastal erosion and the need to take safety measures both above and below the cliffs.
Saint Edmund’s chapel was erected in 1272 on the cliff top in memory of St Edmund who, in 855 was crowned king of East Anglia. He led an army against Viking invaders before being defeated, captured and martyred. He became the first patron saint of England. Below the cliffs by the lighthouse
near St Edmund’s Point is the wreck of the steam trawler S T Sheraton. Launched in 1907 it was used for anti-submarine boom defence work in WW1 and fitted with a six-pounder gun as a patrol vessel in WW2, before being painted bright yellow for use as an RAF target ship. A gale broke her mooring and she ran aground and was wrecked in 1947. Those parts not salvaged are slowly rusting away but provide artificial rock pools to be explored.
For those not familiar with the fossils and the sea-life that can be found there, a visit to Wisbech & Fenland Museum (free for under sixteens) and/ or Hunstanton Heritage Centre, (free admission) will help with the identification of fossils.
As many of you will know Ramsey has some amazing heritage, which is showcased wonderfully on the Heritage Open Days in April and September each year. This is when all sites work together to really put Ramsey on the map! The next date for your diaries is Sunday 10th September 2023.
Individually, all sites deserve recognition; primarily because they’re all run by dedicated volunteers, but also because their efforts really do help to keep Ramsey vibrant, encouraging visitors to the area – there’s the Rural Museum, the 1940s Camp and the Walled Garden to name a few.
contagion windows, two of only a few remaining in England. These windows were used to protect mourners from the viruses or diseases from which the deceased may have died; but allowed them to pay their final respects, viewing the coffin from behind the window.
In 2015 some heritage enthusiasts, led by local volunteer, Jane Yardley asked if they could start a fundraising campaign to build up finances to aid restoration of the building, especially as at that time the roof needed attention to keep the chapels watertight. The Friends of the Mortuary Chapels was formed and for the past eight years they have worked tirelessly, not just on fundraising but also on sympathetically restoring the building, and developing projects such as the ‘Not Forgotten’ project, recording information gathered from family members about individuals buried in the Wood Lane Cemetery. The many volunteers, past, present and future are so valued. This is a real community effort, protecting an important heritage site for the future.
This month we particularly wanted to feature the Ramsey Mortuary Chapels. The Chapels are owned alongside the cemeteries by Ramsey Town Council. Once the chapels were no longer required as a mortuary the doors were locked and with the building being situated where it is, and their previous use being what it was, nobody really knew what to do with them. They sat for many years unused other than for occasional storage of equipment. Sadly, as is often the case with old buildings, if they are not used they can deteriorate.
The Mortuary Chapels were built in a Gothic Revival style in 1860 and are grade 2 listed. Really important features in both chapels are the
Ramsey Town Council recognises the importance of the Mortuary Chapels and the restoration work and is committed to working alongside the ‘Friends’ to ensure we do all we can to support them. Last year flagstones left over from the War Memorial restoration were laid to make the chapels accessible to wheelchair users or those with buggies. This year we have committed funds to ensure new toilet facilities are added. A planning application was successful, and work is now underway to make sure the facilities are suitable for a modern era, with disabled access; but also ensuring that everything fits in sympathetically with the Victorian Gothic surroundings. We hope all the works will be completed by September in time for the heritage open day. Please do pay a visit to the sites and speak to the volunteers, you won’t be disappointed.
As you read this RNT will be in full swing with our Summer activities for children and young people living in and around the Ramsey area.
for food, the HAF scheme offers so much more. We wanted to share some of the comments that have been sent into Cambridgeshire County Council who oversee and manage the spend for
Parent three: “You have made such a difference to J’s behaviour. You’ve also helped him with dealing with his emotions and with talking to people. He told me ‘You all really like him’ this was a big thing for him, to feel accepted and liked in your club”.
We were obviously delighted to read these comments and the many others shared with us. As a team we try really hard to ensure that both BOSH and CRUNCH are inclusive and that there is no stigma between those who can pay and those who can’t. It’s all about everyone having great experiences together. We would also like to thank the TESCO bags of help scheme for their contribution this Summer, following the blue token voting in Spring; and Ramsey Foodbank for their support with cereals and other items, allowing us to offer breakfast as well as lunch to the children.
RNT as a community development charity feels privileged to be doing our bit in such an amazing community. Have a great Summer everyone!
Come along to our popular Dine Out evenings on the Great Whyte. The next one takes place on Friday 25th August 5pm – 9pm . There will be an outdoor disco by DJ Goochy and the following food trucks: Meat & Greet, WiYammin, Piggin Great, Question Di Sapori and Windmill Bakery.
Hello again. As I mentioned in the July magazine, I was unable to attend Big Bash 111 on 18 June due to being away on holiday. I am updating now – with jet lag – and from everything I’ve been told the event was another HUGE success. My Deputy, Cllr Dee Laws, attended and was able to see some of the 15 residents/volunteers collect High Sheriff Award Certificates for their contributions in various ways to our community. All very deserved. Congratulation to Richard Exton. John Pope, Jackie Fryett, Sue and Joe Jennings, Ray Thrower, Judy Darby, Lynn and Steve Palmer, Peter Bibb, Whittlesey Boxing Club, Pauline Edge, Mick Cooke and Robert and Julie Windle. I am aware that some were not able to collect the certificates on the day and arrangements are being made for them to be presented with them at a later date. Volunteer Excellence Awards were also presented to Bob and Matt
Stocker for their service to fishing. There are so many residents that volunteer without any thought of receiving awards for doing so. They just carry on regardless. That makes me even more pleased that some of the volunteers of Whittlesey have been recognized.
On Wednesday 28 June and Friday 30 June, Dee once again represented Whittlesey at the High Sheriff’s Summer Reception which was held at Elgoods Brewery and Gardens Wisbech and RAF Alconbury Independence Day Festivities respectively.
Now that I have returned from my holiday, I will be attending the Bishop of Ely’s Garden Party on 12 July. Fingers crossed for a fine evening.
At Whittlesey Town Council meeting on Thursday 22 June Councillors were appointed to outside organisations which include Glassmoor Bank Wind Farm, Burnthouse Wind Farm, Community Car Scheme, Rural Citizens Advice Bureau, Christmas Extravaganza, Christmas Lights, Whittlesey Festival and CCTV.
As many of you are aware the Ivy Leaf Club has sadly closed. The Club has been the meeting place and venue for the functions of the Whittlesey branch of the Royal British Legion for many years. This does not mean that the Royal British Legion has ceased to exist in Whittlesey. It has now found a new home and all future meetings, on 1st Sunday of each month at 11 am will now be held at Childers Sports and Social Club, Station Road. The next meeting will be on Sunday 6 August.
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The final MUSIC ON THE SQUARE for 2023 will be held on Sunday 13 August commencing at 2 pm. Music will be by THE CONTACTS with GRAHAM JAMES supporting.
IT’S BACK…. After a three-year break due to COVID we welcome back the Whittlesey Festival on Sunday 10 September.
The main requirement for all outside events is good weather, so fingers crossed the sun will shine for both of these and everyone will have a good time.
Enjoy the summer and I will update you again in September.
Taking photos in the wild is one of life’s joys – spending time immersed in and absorbed by nature and capturing special moments, sometimes spending hours or days in the process, to be rewarded with a wonderful image. This is highlighted by some of this year’s finalists in the Wildlife Trust in Cambridgeshire 2023 photography competition – who were encouraged to select from a variety of categories.
Overall winner this year is Matt Hazleton with a wonderful image of a bearded tit taken at Stanwick Lakes, Northamptonshire during last winter. “The bearded tit arrived at Stanwick Lakes in winter and was a real poser; it allowed me to capture plenty of photos,” says Matt. “I’ve entered the Wildlife Trust photography competition every year and am
so pleased to have now won it!”
Two boxing hares seen and snapped on a farm in Cambridgeshire made Kevin Pigney winner of the Flora and Fauna category. “It was an image I had been after for around five years,” explains Kevin, “and although I had seen this boxing behaviour many times, this was the first time I managed to capture an image that I was really happy with.”
Winning the People in Nature category for his picture taken of Hemmingford Meadow in Cambridgeshire is James Sinclair. Very pleased to have been selected, James says: “It has come as a very pleasant surprise, I am by no means a professional photographer.”
And top place in the Youth category goes to Finley Gerrard-Croxon, with a barn owl in flight taken in Cambridgeshire. Describing the story behind the image Finlay says: “I’ve always been obsessed with nature, but it wasn’t until I first picked up a camera that I realised that there was a lot to learn and explore in my surroundings. In late March in 2023 I remembered a local patch
where I had seen some badger cubs during my GCSEs, but unfortunately at that time didn’t have my camera to hand. I set off on a short bike ride with all my gear in my bag, in the hope that they may still be there.
“About half a mile down the road I spotted something unexpected - by the time I’d got my camera from my bag, I could no longer see the owl and was disappointed, but realised that it was likely to fly back. I positioned myself the best I could and knelt down once again and, crazily, the owl started flying impressively close and I snapped away with my camera, whilst following its movement; so I got the photograph I’d been hoping for.
“Ever since, my photography has stepped up, I’ve managed to capture other birds such as red kites, tawny owls and spoonbills in all their glory. I’m so grateful
to have come first place in the youth category,” he adds, “It’s another big step in my passion for wildlife photography.”
The competition was judged anonymously by past winner, ecologist and photographer Sarah Lambert, Chris Galvin from Opticron and Owen Howell and his team at Campkins’ Cameras. Category winners each get £130 worth of equipment from competition supporters Opticron, a Wildlife Trust BCN goodie bag and - along with the overall winner and 18 other photographers - their work will be featured in the 2024 calendar (which they will all get a copy of), which will be on sale later this year.
This beautiful dew-dropped four-spotted chaser dragonfly is amongst them, taken by Neil Malton at Woodwalton Fen NNR. Neil explains: “It was taken very early morning last summer; I’ve been a member of my local Wildlife Trust for many years but this was the first year I have entered the competition and am very pleased to have been selected. I’m also a member of the British Dragonfly Society as I find them fascinating creatures to observe and photograph; I use Canon cameras (An EOS 7D II) for that picture with a 100mm macro lens.”
Congratulations also to the following photographers, whose pictures have also been chosen to feature in the 2024 calendar, which will be on sale later in the year - Andy Astill, David Belton, Jamie Clarkson, Matthew Cottrell, Carl Everitt, Michael Hammond, Thomas Hanahoe, Leanne Hilless, Adrian Leybourne, Kevin Loader, Roy McDonald, Ann Miles, William Parkinson, Guy Pilkington, Alan Rosling, Trevor Sawyer and Dave Wesson.
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It’s our favourite time of the year - the summer holidays! It means we get to meet so many more of you and show you around our beautiful nature reserves and introduce you to the wonderful wildlife that lives here. This summer we’re hosting our first parent drop-off sessions for 7-12 year olds. Leave them with our qualified staff for a full day of going wild in the woods. Want to come too? Why not try our free family picnic day or join in with the Boggart’s Birthday Bash? There’s fun for all ages as Little Bugs will continue through the holidays too. We can’t wait to see you!
August Events:
Family Picnic Day
Wednesday 9th August, 10am 3pm. Bring a picnic and get to know Ramsey Heights Nature Reserve. Free fun and games plus optional owl pellet dissection. Free to attend. Pellets £5.
A Boggart’s Birthday Bash
Wednesday 16th August, 10am – 2pm. Our mischievous boggarts (part of the Great Fen fairy-folk) are celebrating a big birthday. Craft decorations, cook a birthday cake and play party games. £5/7.50 per child. Adults free.
Creatures of the Night
Wednesday 23rd August, 7.30 – 9.30pm. Bring the family to see how Ramsey Heights nature reserve comes alive after dark. Bats, moths, owls and more. £5/7.50 per child. £10/12.50 per adult.
Little Bugs
Alternating Wednesdays and Fridays, 10.30am –12pm. For toddlers and pre-school children. Older siblings welcome in the holidays too. Fun exploration around the reserve, learning about different wildlife each week, plus storytime, crafts and snacks. £2/3 per child. Adults free.
Please remember that pre-booking is essential for events, and they will need to be booked online. Please visit www.wildlifebcn.org/events or call 01487 710420 for more information. Thank you for supporting The Wildlife Trust BCN as we defend nature and work for a Wilder Future across our counties.
A key aspect of many relationship breakdowns is the arrangements that will be made for the couple’s children. Sometimes this is relatively straightforward but not always. Occasionally, in court cases regarding child arrangements, it is necessary for the child to have their interests put forward formally. This might happen if there are significant parental disputes or complex issues such as parental alcohol/ drug consumption, parental alienation or implacable hostility.
In these circumstances, someone known as a ‘16.4 guardian’ can be appointed to represent the child’s views and more importantly, their best interests, independently of what the parents are saying. The guardians are professionally qualified and experienced social workers who
will arrange for the child to have their own solicitor. The parents will not need to pay for this additional legal support as it will be publicly funded.
Together, the guardian and solicitor will consider all the paperwork, liaise with teachers, doctors – the child themselves if old enough to express a view – and put together reports, with recommendations about what they think is the best way forward.
A guardian can be involved in a case, with the family, for several months, until a Final Order has been made by the court.
It is important for the parents to work cooperatively with the guardian to ensure that the child’s needs are best considered and met. A guardian will not usually share parental responsibility – the
ability to make medical or schooling decisions – but their guidance should be considered and followed.
Guardians are not routinely appointed because of the significant costs and resources required. It is usually sufficient to consider the circumstances of a case with the benefit of at least initial CAFCASS/ Children’s Services guidance, but some cases will call for this extra level of detail and oversight.
The Family Department at Fraser Dawbarns has recent experience of acting for parents in court proceedings involving 16.4 guardians and can advise on the process and assist if required. Our team can also provide support with all aspects of family law, including divorce and separation, cohabitation agreements, change of name, and financial settlements.
This article aims to supply general information, but it is not intended to constitute advice. Every effort is made to ensure that the law referred to is correct at the date of publication and to avoid any statement which may mislead. However, no duty of care is assumed to any person and no liability is accepted for any omission or inaccuracy. Always seek advice specific to your own circumstances. Fraser Dawbarns LLP are always happy to provide such advice.
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A programme of free activities is being laid on in Wisbech Park this summer in the latest of a string of investments into it.
years and above. The classes run on Saturdays from July 22 to and including August 26. They will not be run on August 12.
RKA Kickboxing will deliver kickboxing sessions on Saturday 12, 19 and 26, August, 10am to 11am for under 15s, 11.30am to 12.30pm for those aged 15 and over.
Groundwork will be hosting Wisbech Wild Play sessions for families with pre-school and primary school age children. Sessions will include scavenger hunts, natural arts and crafts, exploring nature, games and learning through play.
They take place 10am to noon and 1pm to 3pm on: Tuesday, August 2; Wednesday, August 9; Wednesday, August 16; Tuesday, August 22; Wednesday, August 23; Tuesday, August 29; and Wednesday, August 30. Children must be accompanied by an adult.
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For more information contact: lucy.woodbridge@groundwork. org.uk
Wisbech Town Council dance fit, kickboxing events and more Wisbech Town Council has organised a range of free activities with more to come. No need to book. Just turn up.
Taya’s Dance and Fitness will deliver dance fit activities on Saturdays in July and August 1pm to 2pm for ages six to 14 and 2.30pm to 3.30pm for ages 15
The Van Buren Victorian Wonders Show will be in Wisbech Park Saturday, August 27.
The show, which has been performed on TV, for royalty and around the world, is billed as for all the family and answers questions about magic. There will be two 30-minute shows during the day and a 30-minute circus workshop.
The Groundwork, Blackfield Creatives and Wisbech Town Council activities have been funded by the UK Government’s Levelling Up Parks Fund following a successful bid by Fenland District Council. They’re being delivered in partnership with Peterborough and Cambridgeshire Parks Partnership.
The Splash Pad is open daily 10am to 5pm and landscaping of the area is planned for the end of the year.
Additional activities taking place in Wisbech Park this summer include WisBEACH Rock Festival, bandstand concerts, wellbeing walks, junior parkrun and A Stand In the Park.
Sign up to Sue Ryder Starlight Hike Peterborough and walk 5k or 10k under the stars to celebrate the memory of a loved one this October. Get together with family and friends to remember someone special, raise funds and help Sue Ryder create a future where everyone has access to care and support at the end of their life or following a bereavement.
Join hundreds of supporters at Sue Ryder Starlight Hike Peterborough on Saturday 7th October 2023.
Taking place at the beautiful Ferry Meadows Country Park, the 5k or 10k route will lead you around the tranquil setting of the country park and during the event there will be an opportunity to place a dedication in memory of someone special.
Crossing the finishing line, you will be rewarded with a well-deserved medal and the knowledge that you’ve done something amazing to remember those close to you.
The funds raised will help Sue Ryder’s specialist teams to provide expert care which means the end of people’s lives can be filled with friendship, family and love in their final moments together. Sign up now at sueryder.org/ starlightpeterborough or contact the Sue Ryder Thorpe Hall Hospice fundraising team via email thorpe. fundraising@sueryder.org or call 01733 225 999.
Tickets are £15 for adults and £6 for children aged 6-17. Children under six go free. If you register before the 10th of September then you receive 20% off your ticket price.
Back for another year, Sing for Life 2023 returns to once again encourage women to come together and raise even more money for supporting Sue Ryder Thorpe Hall Hospice - could you be joining them?
Launching in September, Sing for Life will sign up 40-plus local women - women just like YOU - to take part in a tenweek pop-up singing project, working towards a fantastic live performance event at The Cresset this November, supporting charity partner Sue Ryder Thorpe Hall Hospice. You’ll learn to sing, meet new people, challenge yourself, perform live on stage AND raise money for this much-loved local charity –what’s not to like?!
Absolutely no previous singing experience is needed, just a willingness to step outside your comfort zone, get stuck in and give it a go… it’s all about the journey! “Sing for Life is not about finding the next Adele; it’s about helping ordinary women find their voice” says project director Will Prideaux. “So many people lack confidence or genuinely believe they can't sing, but deep down just
about everyone secretly has a favourite karaoke number… we promise we’ll have you singing, and loving it, in no time!”
Over one hundred brave women took part in Sing for Life 2022, all eager to learn to sing and raise money for Thorpe Hall Hospice - and they smashed it, giving the performance of their lives and raising over £10k for the charity, a fantastic total and more than the project has ever raised before! For most of them, this was their first experience of rehearsing and singing as part of a group, and of performing in public, and here’s what some of them had to say about it:
“It was time to get out and do something for me” says Gaynor from Stamford. “Singing
was a passion when I was younger so I was excited to try it again with a group of amazing women. It was the best experience and decision ever. I learned new skills, made new friends and pushed myself out of my comfort zone and I loved every minute! Singing is so empowering and such good fun!”
“Sing for Life opened up a whole new world” says Joanne from Yaxley. “It became a time
for me, for personal enrichment, learning and self-discovery, building friendships through a shared love of music while working towards a common goal - raising money for Thorpe Hall Hospice.”
Helen Kingston, Community Fundraiser at Sue Ryder Thorpe Hall Hospice, says: "A big thank you to the Sing for Life team who will, once again, bring our community together in perfect harmony to raise vital funds for our hospice. With your support we can continue to provide expert and compassionate care in the local community and fill last days with love. Good luck to everyone who signs up this year and we look forward to seeing you all on the stage at the grand finale concert!”
The project kicks off with introduction sessions on Thursday 7th September (7-10pm), Friday 8th September (7-10pm) and Saturday 9th September (2-5pm) when you can meet the team and some of the other women who’ll be taking part. Don’t worry, this is NOT an audition and there’s no big red buzzer, it’s just an opportunity to find out more and get involved.
So, if you’re looking for a challenge and you’d like to know more, get in touch TODAY, we’d love to hear from you so you can start YOUR singing journey… there's a whole new world waiting!
For more information about Sing for Life visit www.peterboroughsings.org.uk, email info@peterboroughsings.org.uk or call 01733 425194.
Introduction sessions will be on Thursday 7th September (7-10pm), Friday 8th September (7-10pm) and Saturday 9th September (2-5pm) at The John Mansfield Campus Dogsthorpe PE1 4HX. Please call/email first to register and book your time-slot.
The Sing for Life concert will be at Peterborough’s Cresset Theatre at 7.30pm on Friday 10th November.
Are you among the hundreds who have entered the Airbnb or holidaylet business to meet the growing demands of staycationers, visiting business people or families just wanting a non-hotel less-formal break?
Hundreds have emerged in recent years across Fenland’s market towns and countryside – the proof is on the shelves of the local Tourist Information Offices. Landlords should realise that HMRC will know about their lettings through Airbnb, so full disclosure of all their taxable property income is essential, including for all prior years.
HM Revenue & Customs is reportedly cracking down on owners who fail to declare their incomes. If any rental income has not been declared via Airbnb sources to HMRC then the risk of an enquiry into personal tax affairs increases. We have addressed this before in the Fens Magazine but it is worth repeating that this warning also applies to other rental income sources.
If any undeclared income is discovered, HMRC will seek to recover the underpaid tax and can go back 20-years. It may also raise suspicion that there are other undeclared sources of income and this could open the door for a more detailed investigation of tax affairs.
Interest would be charged on underpaid tax and penalties would be considered for failing to notify HMRC of the liability. These can be levied at up to 100% of the tax underpaid! A voluntary ‘unprompted’ disclosure made to HMRC can reduce these penalties to 10%.
HMRC runs a Let Property campaign which allows a voluntary on-line disclosure with the incentive – an offer of minimum penalties. This also frequently results in a speedy resolution without further enquiries.
In summary, if you have undeclared income from Airbnb income or from any other rental sources we can help you. It’s possible you think you made no profit but just need to check the situation. We can relieve the pressure and deal with HMRC on your behalf, ensure you claim any reliefs to which you are entitled and ensure that you are tax compliant.
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Most people associate orthodontics with teenagers wearing metal fixed braces. However, nowadays the range of ages of patients suitable for orthodontics extends from 7 to 70 years! Here are a few pointers to age considerations if you’re considering having either your or your child’s teeth straightened.
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This is prime brace time, since the adult teeth have erupted
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Adults form a large proportion of my patients, typically having aesthetic (tooth coloured) fixed braces or transparent plastic aligners. Fortunately, many types of tooth and bite improvements are still biologically possible after facial growth has ceased, because bone is a dynamic tissue throughout life. Therefore, even 70-somethings can be treated successfully provided that their teeth and gums are disease free. In addition, a small number of adult patients with a severe jaw mismatch and/or airway restrictions benefit greatly from brace treatment combined with jaw (orthognathic) surgery
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Big, yellow, blistered pustules. Red raw skin (sorry if you’re eating your breakfast). An insatiable need to itch and scratch, but knowing every time that little hand rubs up against another tingling spot, the chances of a permanent scar increase. I’m talking about the dreaded chicken pox.
This week in the Wicks household young Jude (4) has finally experienced its joy. And boy did he go for the full experience! From his inner ear to between his fingers, he was covered. In fact, the inside of his legs looked like a interstellar galaxy of red spots, the more you looked, the more you saw.
For a period that seemed to last several months (it was in three days), there was only one thing that brought the lad any comfort or distraction from irritation. It wasn’t the loving embrace of a concerned Dad. Nor was it the soothing cuddle of a devoted Mum. No, it was the Paw Patrol. Yes, Ryder, Chase, Rubble etc… really did come through on their promise that “Whenever you’re in trouble, just yelp for help.” Those prodigious pups entertained for episode after episode, thus distracting Jude from the unbearable itchiness that was taking over his body.
If I must offer some constructive criticism to Jude’s doggy deliverers however, I would say that they weren’t much use during the hours of 11pm-6am. They seemed quite happy to leave the nightshift to Gemma and me, as we were woken every hour by a poorly boy who kept rousing to have another scratch and cream reapplied. Would I call the Paw Patrol shirkers? Maybe that’s a bit strong. But a strongly worded email
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To be fair I probably didn’t help the situation by informing the lad there was a reasonable chance he would turn into a chicken. Did that have anything to do with his nightmares at 3am? Who knows. Should I not have quietly clucked outside his door as he was drifting off to sleep each night? Who’s to say?
Anyway, as Jude (and we in turn) suffered, it got me thinking about why chicken pox is known by such an obscure name.
And as with many such questions in history, the word’s etymology is unclear. Its first recorded use was in 1658, with theories abounding that the red blisters were thought to look like chickpeas. They really don’t. Or that the spots resemble the peck marks of a chicken. Having never been persistently pecked by a chicken I couldn’t possibly comment.
But fear not Judey boy, because every article I read on the matter agreed on one thing.
You won’t turn into a chicken.
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As Summer is in full swing, many of us might be heading to the coast for a dip in the sea. Naturally, the chances of being attacked by a shark are 1 in 264.1 million (you are much more likely to sustain an injury putting on your underpants) but what if you wake up in the briny world of the monster shark movie? Luckily, I have spent a month watching dozens of shark films and I have five tips to ensure that you survive to the end credits.
1) If the Mayor says that “it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time.”, stay away from the beaches. He might not get stuck on a zip-line like some mop headed buffoon, but this is always a case of over-confidence or reckless endangerment. Just pop for a carvery instead.
2) Do not Be Young and Have Fun. It is a proven fact that having fun and being young attracts monster sharks. Have you ever seen a goth eaten by a shark? Nope. Stop having fun.
3) If A German Scientist Starts Working at SeaWorld – Stay Indoors. Keeping out of the sea might not be enough if a mad doctor mixes the DNA of a shark with an octopus, a rhino or maybe the most terrifying animal of all, the goose! With legs or wings you could find yourself facing down 300 serrated teeth outside Wetherspoons!
4) It seems obvious, but a lot of people in these films are munched while trying to swim to safety. So, Rule 4 is – stay out of the water. Ideally, call in the military and stay quiet until they blast the aquatic menace sky-high.
5) If there is an ominous piece of music playing – you are about to be the main course. The Jaws theme by John Williams is the most infamous, but any mildly threatening music with an increasing tempo is your big red flag to get to safety.
6) Carry Shark-Repellant – If it is good enough for Batman,
it’s good enough for you Colin!
7) If Weird Weather is Predicted – Stay Well Away. Sharks have – in films – been found in tornados, deserts, avalanches, swamps, flooded supermarkets, and ancient ruins, to name a few – so do not assume that somewhere is devoid of befinned menaces.
8) Finally – Be Unable to Swim and Socially Awkward – it is ALWAYS the confident and arrogant folks who end up bungee-jumping into a hungry shark’s gaping maw, so having a narrative arc of finding oneself and conquering an inability to swim will result in surviving to the end credits.
I have suffered through some truly awful shark films to put together that garbled load of nonsense, but hopefully – in the year that Jaws 2 celebrates its 45th anniversary and Jason Statham takes on some giant sharks in The Meg 2 – it brought a broad smile to your face. Now, grab some Maltesers, get comfy – safe in the knowledge that if you end up sucked into the madcap world of Sharktopi – you are going to survive. Perhaps. I hope.
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