Avion Issue 8 Spring 2019

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Issue 8 | Volume 151 | March 25, 2019 A B C D E

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Blue & Gold Week

Blue & Gold Week Kicks off with Carnival, TNG Big Show

Photos by Jorja Gwaltney & Connor Strobel

Vipul Telang & Connor Strobel Photo Editor & Staff Reporter

UPCOMING EVENTS

It’s that time of year again! Blue & Gold week officially kicked off with the Blue & Gold Carnival and concert with DJ services by WIKD 102.5. The carnival was a huge hit, and laughter filled the Saturday night within the Armstrong parking lot. There was a chair swing, spinning barrels, a fun slide, a monkey maze, and a zero-gravity ride. Food options included the ever-popular funnel cake as well as fried oreos. Touch-N-Go Productions brought back its yearly Blue and Gold Week Big Show on Sunday Night. This year’s main act starred Chris D’Elia with special guest Matt Bellassai. With ticket prices only $5 for Embry-Riddle students, it was a great way to end the weekend. Doors opened at 7 p.m. and all the floor seats quickly filled up, prompting audience members

to sit in the bleachers in the back of the ICI center. As everyone finished filling in at 8, the show began. With Chis D’Elia’s opener up first, it was a good way to get people warmed up for the night ahead. He began to joke about his roommate and how females have the tendency to hide their fast food addictions. His standup came to an end with a very risquee joke involving Taco Bell hot sauce. Next out was Matt Bellassai, a self-proclaimed fat, gay comedian. He began his act by describing how he feels that he does not fit the stereotypical gay image, and that he thinks that he is below average within the gay community’s standards. Bellassai then moved on to his hatred for birds, with particular resentment to a certain bird from a magician’s show. He then talked about his view on straight people, including his new slur “glarth” to define straight

people. Finishing with a story about his hatred for the dentist, Matt Bellassai was a refreshing comedic value that lead us straight to the main man of the hour, Chris D’Elia. D’Elia started off slowly, talking about how he was unapologetic about his comedy. He then moved on to growling at babies and his two Yorkie puppies. Chris managed to fit a lot of animal related humor into his act. From dolphins to dogs to possums, D’Elia managed to tell compelling stories that left the entire audience hooked. His humor was often raunchy and some of his topics could be found very contreversial in today’s age. Finishing up with gangsters being late to the bathroom, and New Age restaurants, D’Elia said goodnight to the crowd before stepping down. Although we wished the show would never end, it was the show of the semester.

Interview with Matt Bellassai A former Buzzfeed web series host, Matt Bellassai decided that he would pursue stand-up comedy three years ago after his series “Whine About It” took off, and he’s barely looked back. He is also the author of Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations. After the TNG Big Show, The Avion Newspaper was able to ask Bellassai a few questions. The Avion Newspaper: How did you get your start in comedy? Matt Bellassai: I started as a writer for Buzzfeed after going to journalism school. I started writing funny stuff and got to making videos for them. AN: Who are your comedic role models? MB: I really love Jim Gaffigan because he’s another pudgy white guy! I also love talking about everyday stuff that people can really relate to. The full interview can be found at theavion.com

TUESDAY MAR 26

WEDNESDAY MAR 27

THURSDAY MAR 28

FRIDAY MAR 29

Chalk Art and Field Games

Student Appreciation Day

Star Wars Cantina

Blue & Gold Block Party

Pull-A-Plane

The Squawk

TNG Movie: Aquaman


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