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F R E E FEBRUARY 11, 2010
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On Avenue Q, a fictional neighborhood in New York, a blend of puppets, humans and Gary Coleman live and sing songs about racism and internet porn.
COURTESY AVENUE Q
Live, nude...puppets?
'Avenue Q' pushes conservative boundaries MARGARET REIMER Journalist
"Avenue Q" lives up to its parental advisory warning with politically incorrect songs and puppet nudity. The puppets are not only nude, but nude in all positions. The musical, which ran from Feb. 8 through Feb. 10 at the
Morrison Center, won the 2004 Tony Awards for Best Musical, Best Book and Best Score. The characters include a porn-addicted monster (Trekkie), a promiscuous puppet (Lucy the Slut) and a Log Cabin Republican (Rod). Princeton, the central character, recently graduated with a “useless degree” in English. He moves into Avenue Q, a ghetto "Sesame Street," until he can find his “purpose” in life. In the process he befriends two monsters, a bad comedian, an Asian stereotype, Gary Coleman and many others. He falls in love with Kate Monster, a kindergarten teacher's aide who aspires to own her own school for monsters. He also encounters Rod, a closeted gay Republican in love with his sloppy roommate (Nicky). The neighbors work out their troubles through a medley of songs that take swipes at Germans, Glenn Beck, the Internet and pretty much everyone else. Each puppet has an onstage handler whose emotions provide depth to the character.
The Bad Idea Bears stood out as a twisted version of the Care Bears. At one point, Princeton received money from his parents until he could find a job. The Bad News Bears immediately suggested Princeton buy beer. However, Princeton disagreed. “But you deserve it!” they cried. Princeton broke down and agreed to purchase a six-pack. “Buy a whole case!” they shrilled. “A case of beers? No, I can’t get a whole case,” objected Princeton. “But you’re on a budget! You’re wasting your money in the long run if you don’t buy in bulk," the bears countered. During the intermission, a few disgruntled audience members left the Morrison Center. Their walkout surprised few patrons. “We’ve seen people walk out of the opera 'Carmena Burana' because it was too scandalous, so we thought we would see people walking out of this. People were warned about this
show though,” Katie Knight said. The majority of audience members consisted of the generation that grew up on South Park and revel in crude humor. Song titles from the evening included "If You Were Gay," "Everyone's a Little bit Racist" and "You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love)." However, individuals from each generation attended. “It’s great, one of the best shows they could bring to Boise. If you can open your mind, it’s a great show, it’s a little dirty but it has great messages,” said Nick Haslem, a pharmacy major.
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Ten percent student iPad to appear on campuses beginning late March fee increase to be proposed SAM BURDICK Journalist
KIM KING Journalist
Students, faculty and staff are invited to the student tuition and fee hearing Friday at 1 p.m. in the Lookout Room of the Student Union Building. According to the Boise State University notice of student fees for 2010, the proposed total fees for full-time students will be increased by $243. The proposed change represents a 10 percent increase in fees from the current fee rate of $2,432. Presentations of proposals will begin with general education and tuition, followed by the marching band, intercollegiate athletics, campus recreation, and The Arbiter and University Pulse. According to Vice President of Student Affairs Dr. Michael Laliberte, detailed information regarding these fees is available for review during regular business hours in the budget office -- room 305 of the administration building.
Students, faculty and staff may testify at the hearing in person or by written testimony. Those wishing to testify in person may sign up at the hearing, or schedule in advance by calling (208) 426-1418 or by visiting room 208 in the administration building. Testimony is limited to three minutes and a written copy of comments must be provided to the hearing officer at the end of testimony. Written comments may be submitted to room 208 in the administration building or by e-mail to vpsa@boisestate.edu by Thursday. All written testimony must include the submitter’s name and will become part of the official record. According to Laliberte, the Idaho State Board of Education is responsible for establishing tuition and fees and will consider the recommendations in April. A schedule of the proposed fee increases can be found at www.boisestate.edu/vpsa.
Apple CEO Steve Jobs introduced the iPad in a speech Jan. 30, revealing to the public Apple’s long-awaited consumer tablet. The device, which features a 9.7 inch touchscreen and a powerful wireless internet adapter, is touted as a middle-ground between the functionality and power of a laptop and the portability and versatility of a smartphone. In his keynote, Jobs made a point of emphasizing that the focus of the iPad was to “do some key tasks better than a smartphone or laptop,” and was accoladed as the best possible medium to browse the Web, check e-mail, enjoy music and videos, and read eBooks. In the immediate wake of the tablet’s introduction, public opinion on the device has polarized between two distinct and opposing parties: those who herald it as a revolutionary new device and those who dismiss it as a waste of time and money. Opponents of the iPad label the device as "redundant"
Apple CEO Steve Jobs presents the newest innovation from Apple, the iPad. and "useless if you already own a laptop or a smartphone." Some of the harshest criticism labels the device as nothing more than a "jumbo-sized iPod Touch," pointing out the lack of support for Adobe Flash during online browsing among other things. Conversely, supporters of the iPad cite the many features it has as "vital" and "easily useable in a variety of environments," and note that as other products -- like the iPod -- have evolved to meet the wants of the consumer base, the iPad will
also adapt and evolve. So what does the iPad mean for the average Boise State student? “It has a lot of potential, especially in the educational market,” said an Apple specialist at BroncoTec, who also noted there is a high amount of interest in the device among the student body. “A great amount of that potential will be realized as time passes, as developers make apps specifically for the iPad, as textbook eBooks rise in quantity and popularity (with college students).” While eBook reading de-
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vices presently have little utility value to some students, this may soon become an important selling point as increasing pressure is put on publishers to distribute textbooks in eBook form -- a move which could save both publisher and student money in the long run. For better or worse, iPads may appear on campus in gradually increasing numbers once it’s released in late March (a 3G-compatible model is due in April). According to Apple, about 8 million units already projected to be sold by 2012.
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