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The Independent Student Voice of Mt. Hood Community College
January 17, 2014
Volume 49 Issue 13
Campus closed Monday for MLK Jr. Day
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Two MHCC leaders retire
DEADLINE Graphic by Heather Golan - The Advocate
Eastern Oregon University September 1 www.eou.edu
Lewis & Clark College Rolling Deadline www.Lclark.edu
Linfield College April 15 www.linfield.edu
University of Oregon March 15 www.uoregon.edu
Marylhurst University Year Round www.marylhurst.edu
Oregon State University September 1 www.oregonstate.edu
Concordia University August 8 www.cu-portland.edu
Pacific University June 15 www.pacificu.edu
Vice President of Administrative Services passes the torch
Check out schools at transfer day
by Greg leonov The Advocate Mt. Hood will hold its annual Oregon Transfer Day on Thursday, Jan. 30, from 10 a.m. until 1 p.m. in the Vista Dining Hall, to highlight what is required to transfer to a four-year col-
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lege or university. Students have the chance to meet advisers from different schools around Oregon, Washington and Idaho, said Calvin Walker, MHCC academic adviser. “This is an opportunity to talk with advisers face to
face,” Walker said. “Otherwise, students find themselves looking at websites, and you don’t know a lot of the information. “You’re searching on the website for an hour, and normally what would take you an hour could take 15 minutes here,” Walker said
of the event. He encourages students to attend even if they aren’t sure of their academic future. “Maybe this will be the influence that will allow you to make up your mind to transfer to [an] Oregon state school or university,
be it public or private,” he said. Walker said the traveling Transfer Day event is coordinated each year by a different Oregon school.
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‘Ride Along’ fails to bring laughs by Danny perez-crouse The Advocate My enjoyment of “Ride Along” wasn’t so much from laughing, but by thinking of all the ways I was going to rip this piss-poor excuse for a comedy a new one! “Ride Along” is about a potential cop, Ben (Kevin Hart), trying to impress his girlfriend’s veteran cop brother, James (Ice Cube), so he can get his blessing in the couple’s marriage. The only way he can prove his worth is by going on a tour of duty to see if he is cut out to be a cop. And through a set of wacky situations the two get caught up in dangerous adventures and Ben proves his worth and they become good friends. Is this sounding familiar? The story is generic as hell. It’s another buddy-cop movie, and it follows all of the same buddy-cop movie tropes like a champ. A stern loner who doesn’t play by the rules collides with an optimistic wimpy guy who cracks a lot of jokes. They don’t get along, then, they eventually do. There is a tough police chief, a mysterious drug dealer, a double-
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crossing and an attempt at serious stuff. I am really getting tired of these same terrible buddy-cop movies, using the same terrible rinse-washrepeat formula: Take a really basic and easy-to-write script, throw in a popular comedian and have them constantly ad-lib to make up for the terrible script. Speaking of ad-libbing, every sequence shoehorns some instance where Ben and James will bicker for a couple minutes over some trivial issue. It’s not even clever or entertaining. It’s childish banter, lacking any wit or clever retorts, that merely pads out the runtime. Ice Cube will say something tough or demeaning, and Kevin Hart will squeak out some nervous, high-pitched babbling. And there is an occasionally immature or raunchy reference thrown in, like Ben calling his penis “the black hammer” or his girlfriend “bouncy butt.”
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Associate Vice President of Instruction celebrated
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