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Out with the old and in with the new —School Year in Review BY NATASHA JONES Assistant Editor
As the 2012-2013 school year is nearing
and the electrical wiring, as well as remod-
students could come and wait for standby
Hutton to Moss and Moss to Hutton
its end, we, the student body, look back at
eled the kitchen in the grill. All the renova-
seating. Ten minutes before the program is
February 25, 2013
how we have each changed individually over
tions were made to support Phase III of the
supposed to start, an administrator would let
At an informational housing meeting, it
the school year. Freshmen may reflect on the
overall Health and Wellness Project.
any students that were left waiting know if
was announced that, due to the excessive
there are any extra seats available.
need for housing for males, Hutton Hall and
type of character they were while in high school, compared to who they’ve become in college. Sophomores and juniors may reflect
Moss Hall would be swapped. Hutton Hall
Convocation Changes September 5, 2012
From Cumberland Idol to The Spotlight January 22, 2013
would become a male dorm and Moss Hall would become a female dorm again.
on how their career plans or passions have
Until this past fall semester, convocation
changed throughout their college years. For
had been held on Monday or Wednesday
For the past seven years, Cumberland
some seniors who are preparing to say good-
between 10-10:50 a.m. This past fall semes-
Idol had been a highly anticipated and enter-
bye, they may look back at how they have
ter there were a number of convocation
taining event to hit campus every spring
changed during their time here at UC. As us
opportunities, each varying in topic, that
semester. This year, however, the Campus
A coffee shop opened in the grill, located
students grow and change through the course
were held at different times throughout the
Activity Board decided to change things up.
on the top level of the Boswell Campus
of a year, we tend to forget that are profes-
week. These changes were made to give stu-
They renamed the program The Spotlight,
Center. The coffee shop’s hours are 10 p.m. to
sors, advisors and even our school has been
dents and professors a little more flexibility
added a new host and a new stage. The judges
12:30 a.m. and is open 7 days a week.
growing and changing too. Here’s a look at
by allowing teachers to have class during the
consisted of: Dr. Charles Pilant of the history
Though purchases will not be included in stu-
how UC has changed throughout this school
10-10:50 hour.
department, Dr. Michael Dickman of the
dent meal plans, beverages that will be sold
communication arts department, Dr. Gina
are hot chocolate, coffee, and fountain drinks.
Herring of the English department, and UC’s
This also opened up more positions on cam-
women’s basketball coach, Melissa Irvin.
pus for students in UC’s Federal Work-study
year: February 11, 2013 Reconstruction of BCC
The response from the student body about the new convocation changes had been mixed
The option of in house voting, which con-
Through the first three months of the fall
until the spring semester when many students
sists of the audience being allowed to cast a
semester, students observed the ongoing con-
were turned away from a major convocation
vote as they exit, was also new to the pro-
struction of the Boswell Campus Center. This
event that was in the Gatliff Chapel. To try
gram.
construction had started in May of 2012 as
and avoid this problem in the future, Student
online viewers can still vote online. After see-
Phase II of a III phased project. Kyle Gilbert,
Services started distributing reserved seating
ing the buzz about Spotlight on social media
vice president of operations, and his crew of
tickets for convocation events. The number
and the big crowds that came out to Gatliff
construction workers renovated and upgraded
of seats that were available for the event was
chapel on performance nights, I believe we
the student center, redid all of the plumbing
how many tickets were distributed. However,
can declare The Spotlight a success.
September 3, 2012
However, audience members and
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UC Coffeeshop March 19, 2013
Program.
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News
Recording, Flying Colours, and Brett Ratliff
BY SOLOMON WHITAKER Staff Writer
“ you know whatever music the band makes reflects on the producer...” On UC’s campus, there are a lot of musi-
it."
nonetheless, he does have a few bands under
with me as they threw ideas out. In the end
cally talented people, whose voices and
The journey to get the studio started three
his belt. These bands include The Sowing
we could see that some things I suggested
instrumental talents can be seen at The
years ago when Ratliff's band, The Sowing
Season, OH! Divide, and Flying Colours.
worked and some didn't; some of the ideas
Spotlight, an event sponsored by CAB. What
Season, was looking to record an album.
Tyler Bird of OH! Divide had this to say
they suggested worked and some didn't. I
people might not know is that there is now a
They had saved up money and had the choice
about his experience with Ratliff, “Guitar and
think the finished product really suits them.
recording studio close by.
of either going to a studio or buy some gear
vocals were the hardest to record. It took me
It's definantly my best project yet." To hear
Brett Ratliff, an alumnus of UC, has
to do it themselves. They chose to buy the
about three hours to record my guitar tracks.
the latest project that Ratliff has completed,
recently opened a recording studio called
gear and do it themselves. After working on
Vocals were easier to record, they took less
you can go to the Flying Colours Facebook
Sowing Season Studios at his house in
the first few songs, Ratliff realized he was
takes. Brett definitely gave some helps and
page and click the link to their Bandcamp
Jellico, Tenn. Ratliff graduated in May 2008
good at recording and mixing. Along with
suggestions because I had never recorded
page.
with a major in biology and a minor in chem-
being skilled at this process, Ratliff was also
vocals. It was great and a lot of fun.
istry. He is currently working at Jellico
passionate about it.
So far for 2013, Ratliff has two projects
The Flying Colours is the most recent
lined up, one with Brent Foley and one with
Community Hospital as an IT Technician.
"I found I could record myself at a higher
band that he has worked with. Ratliff had this
his roommates worship team. His studio has
Although this is the job that Ratliff holds
quality than what I could afford in studio,"
to say about the process of recording with
also now been moved to part of a church that
right now he has another passion- music.
Ratliff said. Slowly over the next few years
Flying Colours, "As a producer you know
is across form the Jellico City High School.
So, Ratliff loves music, but why would he
Ratliff collected more and more gear to
whatever music the band makes reflects on
Bird says, “I wish we would’ve had more
want to open a recording studio in his house?
where he could start helping friends that did-
the producer. I trusted them and let them have
time to work with him. He’s grown a lot as a
Ratliff says, "I love making music and help-
n't have a lot of funds record. Now, his studio
free reign. Whenever they wanted to try
producer since then. We were the guinea pigs
ing others. A lot of bands don't have the funds
is at the point where he could open it up for
something crazy, we did it. I could throw out
and I felt like he did a great job with the time
to go professional and I had the space. In
bands to book and record.
my opinion and they could throw theirs back.
he had. Jordan Infield of OH! Divide said this
Nashville they have entire houses devoted to
Due to how recently Ratliff has gotten his
Sometimes I would suggest something
about his experience with Ratliff, “My expe-
it. It was something I started from the ground
studio up and running, he does not have a
and they would be on board and at other
rience working with Brett was exciting,
up so I wouldn't loose any money I sunk into
long list of bands that have recorded, but
times would not. The same thing happened
enjoyable, and professional.”
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Hallways with No Windows
What I Learned from Catalyst One Day BY HALEY DAVIS
BY SOLOMON WHITAKER
Staff Writer
Staff Writer
Patience. That’s a virtue I rarely have.
know I’m not ready for the future, sometimes
Even when I get close to owning the wait-it-
I just get sick of waiting in the hall with no
out walk, I’m left in debt to my sinful, slav-
answers and no encouragement.
I sat in my seat, enthralled by what I was
at 5:30 a.m. and this was the second session
ing self, irritated that things aren’t my way
I at least want to know what I’m doing is
hearing. The church sanctuary looked more
out of four, needless to say I was enveloped.
and irritated that I’m irritated about things
going to be worth it, since I center my life
like an auditorium than the churches I had
Catalyst One Day in Lexington, Kentucky
going my way. Yeah, it doesn’t make much
around myself so much anyway. But, when
been in. The thousand-plus seats were filled
started at 9 a.m. and went until 5 p.m.
sense to me either.
you are in that hallway between your dreams
to the brim. The stage was huge and had the
There were four sessions in which the
But seriously. Anybody know anyone
and your reality, you build the best spiritual
instruments of the band set up on it. Andy
High Point Worship Band performed fol-
who has patience? Like, maybe for a split
muscles. Faith really takes place in the hall-
Stanley, the pastor of North Point church in
lowed by a message from Andy Stanley
second, but frankly, I don’t think humans are
way where there’s no windows and no eyes
Georgia, sat on his chair beside his little
and/or Craig Groeschel. For lunch, the other
very patient people in general. Why do we
watching. Where you find yourself broken,
table; any time I’ve ever seen Andy Stanley,
25 UC students, five professors, and I got to
long so much? Why are we aching at night?
hungry, tired, and lost. You come face to face
he always had that chair and table. If I was
enjoy Chick-Fil-A. In session three, Craig
Why are our emotions borderline bipolar
with your need for a glory-driven grace. Beat
going to have to teach for 45 minutes or
Groeschel talked about creating a "Culture of
when we stand in a simple line? Complicated
the wall all you want – lessons are best
more, I would too.
Self-Awareness." What he was talking about
questions, but there has to be an answer
learned through these tough challenges,
"Do not confuse giftedness with anoint-
is that it is easy to be self-deceived. In this
somewhere.
rough experiences, and hard circumstances.
ing," he said in his smooth voice. There is so
culture everyone claps for you and pats your
“We know that the whole creation has
much truth in that statement. What he had
back, even if you were terrible at what you
been groaning as in the pains of childbirth
waits, and in his word I put my hope.”
been talking about is how in the church we
did. They'll tell you "great job."
right up to the present time. Not only so, but
Psalm 130:5 NIV.
“I wait for the LORD, my whole being
think that there are only a few people who are
Therefore, we might think we're good at
we ourselves, who have the first fruits of the
I’m not saying the walk is outrageous, but
anointed to preach, teach, and lead "wor-
something and really aren't. A "Culture of
Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait eagerly for
the walk is not alone. Even when you feel
ship."
Self-Awareness" is basically allowing your
our adoption to sonship, the redemption of
alone, you’re not. Even when you don’t know
The truth is that pastors and teachers are
working environment to be honest; this is
our bodies. For in this hope we were saved.
what you’re doing, there’s purpose. Even
just gifted at speaking and teaching.
from the perspective of a leader because it
But hope that is seen is no hope at all. Who
when you’re afraid to take a wrong step,
"Worship" leaders are gifted at playing music
was a leadership conference. Through having
hopes for what they already have?”
God’s there. Patience is a stage we all must
and leading other musicians. (The reason I
this, people can be comfortable to give cor-
Romans 8:22-24 NIV.
walk through, crawl through, and endure
put worship in quotes is that we also have the
rections and help each other get better at the
Moments like right now all I want to do is
through. With God, all things are possible…
idea that worship is just music when it is real-
things we are not good at. All in all, Catalyst
sigh. Am I content with where I am in my
and this includes those moments when some-
ly everything we do.) Anointing on the other
One Day was awesome and I learned a lot on
life? To a degree, of course; I have an amaz-
one was obviously praying patience for you.
hand is something that every Christian
that day.
ing family, gracious friends, outstanding
Whether you’re in a dry spell or a flood-
receives once they make Jesus leader of their
mentors, uplifting church families, and plen-
ed storm, God is right there, and he has not
lives.
ty more. But what about where I dwell spiri-
and never will leave or forsake you. So knit
tually? Eh, I could have more. Couldn’t we
while you wait. Sing while you sit. Learn
all?
while you can, and just remember that God
Just like a king was anointed as king in ancient times, we are anointed sons and daughters of God. The inherent danger in this
Sometimes, I just want the door to open. I
belief is it makes the pastor, teacher, or "wor-
just want the semester to end, summer to end
ship" leader above everyone else and this is
and to be a graduate. Anyone feel me there?
not good leadership. Even though I woken up
We all get in those moods. Even though I
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6 Opinion
That funny thing:
Time
BY TIMOTHY WYATT Assistant Editor
Time is a funny thing, but it is more of a concept than
school? Now, in college, it is almost nonexistent, right? No
ber time, but that you might
an actual thing. What is even funnier than time itself
one sped up the clocks. There is a lesson that comes with
forget it now and then for a moment, and not spend all your
though, is how different individuals treat and use it. Some
the understanding of time. And it’s that it doesn’t last for-
breath trying to conquer it.”
of us squander it. Some of us cherish it. Some of us don’t
ever. True, maybe it goes on infinitely, then again, maybe it
have enough of it. The real problem with time is that it doesn’t wait for you. It doesn’t take a break to let you figure out who you
And that is what so many of us try our best to do: conquer time. Time conquers all. It is a gift and a curse. Regardless of what it is that you want to do, just do it.
doesn’t. Who knows? One thing is for certain: our time is finite, fragile, fleeting.
Do something. Do anything. Start right now. This moment
I’m reminded of an excerpt from William Faulkner’s
is the one that could define the rest of your life. Not to be
“The Sound and the Fury.” A father is going through the
cliché, but time really is of the essence. Make the most of
Remember how long summer break felt in elementary
generational rite of handing down a watch to his son. As he
it.
school? Remember how it wasn’t quite as long in high
does so, he says, “I give it to you not that you may remem-
want to be or what you want to do with your life. Even worse is that it only moves faster as you get older.
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The Chromebook – The Laptop Takes to the Skies
Google Drive – Never Forget to Bring Your Homework Again
BY CALEB VANDER ARK
BY CALEB VANDER ARK
Staff Writer
Staff Writer
A substantial trend in computing over the
store, which features thousands of apps –
past several years is the introduction of the
both free apps and paid apps, many of which
ominous “Cloud.” Not the big, puffy, sheep-
are similar to common tablet and smartphone
like objects in the sky that are most definite-
apps.
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You’re
a presentation on your desktop from your
halfway to class when you realize that you
tablet or laptop, all you need is an internet
We have all had it happen.
ly made of cotton candy; rather, it is the term
These include the various Google apps
left your 24-page paper back on your desk.
connection. I personally use all three of the
attached to data stored and streamed via the
such as Google Docs, calendar, and more.
Not only that, but your flash drive is in your
programs mentioned above, but typically use
Internet. Some basic examples of cloud-
The browser itself can be kept in sync with all
other jeans. Oops. Thankfully, new technol-
Google Drive as I run everything else through
based services are: Internet-based email
of your other devices that run Chrome, such
ogy has made it possible for your precious
my Google account anyway. It is also a good
applications, video streaming sites, social
as desktops, other laptops, and smartphones.
hard work to be never more than a click away.
idea to download the folder application to all
media, and music streaming sites. All of these
Thus, whatever apps and bookmarks you
The wide-spread adoption of Cloud-
of your devices. In my case, I have folders on
services utilize data that is stored remotely on
have on your Chromebook will be synced
based technology has given rise to a slew of
both my laptop and desktop so that both
across all of your devices. Each of the four
Internet storage programs designed to make
devices have physical copies of my docu-
As Internet speeds have grown exponen-
models offered comes with a free 2-year sub-
your work accessible from any computer,
ments and other files.
tially over the past decade, so have offerings
scription to Google Drive with 100 GB of
anywhere.
Offerings such as Microsoft’s
Try it for yourself! Google offers 5 GB of
of cloud-based applications. Since speeds are
storage space. This allows you to access any
Skydrive, Google Drive, and Dropbox offer
free space, Microsoft offers 7 GB (plus more
higher, larger files and commands can be
of your documents or photos stored on your
free entry-level storage that is perfect for
if you buy Office 2013), Dropbox offers 2
transported with greater ease and efficiency.
Chromebook from any other device in the
storing all of your documents and presenta-
GB, but you can refer friends to Dropbox and
The opportunities brought on by this rapid
world with an Internet connection (for more
tions.
pick up an additional .5 GB for each one that
increase in technology are virtually limitless.
on Google Drive, see the corresponding arti-
a server far, far away.
One such opportunity is the rise of Google’s
Each of these programs allows you to download an application that exists as a fold-
cle).
Chrome Operating System; it transforms the
Obviously, the Chromebook relies on an
er on your computer. Anything you save to
way operating systems handle data. This
Internet connection for the best experience.
that folder will automatically be uploaded to
operating system is the core of Google’s first
However, it also is able to work offline with
the Internet, where you can access it from any
attempt
most of its apps. Any work you do on docu-
device with an Internet connection; all you
ments or photos offline will be automatically
have to do is go to the website of whichever
The fundamental premise behind the
synced with the online versions once the
program you’re using, sign in, and voila! All
Chromebook is integration with the cloud.
device is reconnected to the Internet.
of your files in that folder are within reach.
The system runs everything from the Chrome
Chromebooks are available at many retailers,
You can also create subfolders to better man-
Internet browser. It is simple, minimalistic,
and start at $199. For the price, it is a well-
age your files as well.
and quick – startup times clock in at less than
rounded and solid machine, provided you can
10 seconds. All applications and programs
do everything you want through an Internet
at
the
laptop
market:
The
Chromebook.
The benefits of signing up for one of the aforementioned programs are immense. If
are run through the Chrome browser. They
your computer dies, your work is safely
are distributed through the Chrome web
backed up in the cloud. If you need to access
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Creative
eyes.
Previously in The Experimental War...
into one of their buildings he discovered that
trigger, breath out." Prockar pulled the trigger
Ashaan, the leader of the human colony on
they had built a “bio bomb� to destroy the
and breathed out, the laser blast shot out and
Planet 20, and Shinzar, the leader of the alien
aliens and were releasing it the next day. The
nailed the creature.
colony on Planet 20, led their troops into a
hero was caught and chained on a platform
"Wow dad, did you see that, I can't
battle against each other. Ashaan had a mem-
under the building by the evil Dr. Kingard,
believe I just did that," Prockar exclaimed.
ory of an interrogation in which he learned
who had helped in his mind wipe. Ashaan
Shinzar smiled down at his son.
ing when laser blasts were heard. Since they
that both colonies were warring pawns in a
was left to die.
"He's got a great teacher. He'll survive if the time ever comes," she replied. Shinzar felt confidence rise up in his heart again. "Hey dad, here's the..." Prockar was say-
"Yes Prockar, that was a great shot. Now, go
were on the southern edge of their colony, the
plan of genocide for the aliens, for they could
Shinzar stood perfectly still behind the
bring it in and we'll get to eating," replied
family quickly made their way into the center
not remember anything before a week earlier.
green foliage, his eye on a furred, pig-like
Shinzar with a very proud voice. Shinzana,
of the colony, where they found many of the
Soon, Ashaan found himself no longer the
creature not ten yards in front of him.
Shinzar's wife, looked up out of the water
other Lizards hiding behind objects, rifles up
leader of the troop and questioning the lead-
Bending down on his legs, he whispered into
pool and smiled at her husband. "He's learn-
and firing at a troop of humans that were hid-
ers of the colony, the white coats. Later that
the ear of a smaller, green, lizard-like crea-
ing quick. I just hope he don't have to face the
ing behind the trees and foliage.
night, Ashaan found out that the white coats
ture, his son Prockar. "Bring the rifle firm
humans anytime soon," remarked Shinzar,
were involved in the plan, and after breaking
against your shoulder, breath in, pull back the
knowing the statement behind Shinzana's
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"Quickly, get back to the hut," yelled
replied Shane in exasperation. He went over
exclaimed Ashaan as he put his hand on
"So, you've come to take vengeance for
Shinzar to his family, quickly getting the rifle
to Ashaan, pulled out a laser pistol, shot off
Shane's shoulder. They quickly turned
those creatures, how touching," sneered Dr.
from his son. His family quickly made their
the restraints, and helped him up.
towards the exit door and made their way to
Kingard and then he took a run towards
the second metal building where the white
Ashaan. Shane raised up his pistol but was
coats lived.
blocked by a guard who tried to take the laser
way back and Shinzar took his place on the
"Why does everyone keep saying that?
backside of an abandoned hut, firing at will
Now, I know it must be a shock seeing me
into the trees.
like this, but what exactly is going on here. I
At the Lizards camp the battle was still
pistol from him. As Dr. Kingard hit Ashaan,
In the trees, the humans kept the laser
know that I've been mind wiped, something's
going on intensely. Shinzar looked around to
they both went flying back into a glass table
blasts flying. Every now and then an alien
going on with Planet 17, and they're wanting
see only a few Lizards still standing. They
that shattered. Dr. Kingard was on top and he
Lizard would be hit, but that was not the
to wipe out the Lizards, but what does this
were not made for this kind of fighting. All
started beating Ashaan's face.
focus of this attack. It was a distraction to
have to do with me?" asked Ashaan, the feel-
that mattered to him was that his family was
keep the Lizards occupied while the bio
ing of finally getting the full picture flooding
kept safe, so he kept firing into the trees.
bomb was being assembled, the men in front
through his body. Shane's face turned down-
protection for it; the bio bomb came in pieces
cast.
"This is the end of the road for you," Dr. Kingard sneered in triumph.
Hidden in the foliage of the jungle, the
Having gotten satisfaction from beating
humans continued the onslaught. "I hope that
Ashaan's face, Dr. Kingard put his hands
because once it was fully assembled it would
"Well, I see not everything has returned.
bomb is almost complete because we're los-
around Ashaan's throat to finish the job.
detonate in ten seconds. The end to this war
Your name is Rick Towers and you were in
ing men up here," yelled Bachee, the leader
Shane, although in a chokehold, saw his laser
was near and with every piece assembled,
the Marines. The invention of Hyper Drive
of the troop, in a frustrated tone. One of the
pistol on the floor and kicked it to Ashaan.
that end drew nearer.
has given us the ability to travel galaxies at
two men assembling the bomb put in the final
Ashaan grabbed the laser pistol and shot Dr.
Ashaan sat with his knees under him and
very quick speeds. It came at the right time,
piece and the top of the metal orb glowed
Kingard in the heart. He quickly slumped off
his arms held up by the restraints. It had been
because Earth's population was overrunning
blue. It was activated.
of Ashaan. As Ashaan looked around at the
hours since Dr. Kingard had walked away, his
and we needed somewhere to start a new
"It's ready sir, do want me to deploy it now,"
other white coats, whom quickkly surren-
plans to wipe out the Lizards on Planet 20
colony. So, all of the nations sent ships out to
retorted the man who put in the last piece.
dered; a humming sound and voice came
close to fruition. Ashaan couldn't believe this
find a planet identical to Earth. Planet 17 is
Bachee looked back and gave him a death
from the communications device across the
was going to happen and all he could do was
that planet; the only problem is that the plan-
stare.
room.
sit here. A creaking noise echoed through the
et is home to over one million of the aliens
"Yes, you idiot, activate it," yelled back
The voice said, "Captain Mills to Dr.
underground chamber and he saw the door on
we call Lizards. So our leaders, in their arro-
Bachee. The man pushed the blue button and
Kingard, I hope that bio bomb of yours has
the opposite side of the room slowly starting
gance, have decided that we are more impor-
a green gas was forced into a mile radius
killed those aliens because if not I'm going to
to open. The figure of a man started walking
tant than that species.
through an explosion. The humans watched
replace you." Ashaan ran over to the device
toward Ashaan and all he could think was this
So, they developed a plan to ‘mind wipe’
in victory as the Lizards tumbled to the
and picked up the transmitter piece, pushing
was Dr. Kingard coming to tell him that all
a group of physically fit humans and pit them
ground. The gas was designed to only kill the
the talk button as he did.
the Lizards on Planet 20 were wiped out.
against a group of the Lizards, like it was an
Lizards and not harm humans. After a few
"Dr. Kingard will not be replying to your
As the man got into the light, Ashaan
experiment. We were against this action, but
seconds, the human troops went and checked
message, Captain Mills. This is Major Rick
immediately saw that this was not the case,
we knew we had to act quietly, but they came
the Lizard colony.
Towers, one of the people you mind wiped
for a man dressed in camouflage stood in
to you and wanted you to lead the operation.
There were no survivors.
for your purposes. You are guilty of the mur-
front of him. His face had recently been
You resisted, so they gave you the mind wipe
As Ashaan and Shane sneakily made it to
der of both aliens and humans, along with
clean-shaven, but the hair had been growing,
and fabricated a new existence for your mind.
the entrance to the second metal building,
being involved in the process of genocide
so he knew he wasn't one of the white coats.
This planet, Planet 20, is where they decided
there was an explosion to the south. They
against a sentient race. If this is what we've
"Major Towers, is that you," he asked.
to carry out the plan of pitting the two sides
quickly turned to see a gas cloud in the sky.
become, I want out. If you want a war, you've
Immediately, Ashaan started to remember
against each other. I snuck onto the delivery
They've done it," whispered Shane.
got one," replied Ashaan to the voice. He
this man.
ship that brought you here and have been
Ashaan's heart sank and with a quick turn he
dropped the transmitter piece and went to
waiting
shot the handle off the door, kicking it open.
find his wife and son.
"Shane, Shane Hibird, what are you doing here," replied Ashaan with another question.
for
the
opportune
moment,"
explained Shane.
They both walked in, made it to the main
The man looked stunned at hearing his name.
"Thank you my friend, you have given
quarters where the white coats lived, and
"So you are remembering, I couldn't tell, but
me my name back and given me hope that we
pointed their guns at them. They all stared in
something in my gut told me you were,"
could actually win. Now, let's finish this,"
shock at their intruders.
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10 Feature
Job Days of Summer
BY RYAN POYNTER Staff Writer
working in a unique summer position.
never know when a reporter is going to be
Summer is approaching quickly, and with
ing the summers of ’67, ’68, and ’69. I made
it comes a fresh set of opportunities for col-
minimum wage at the time, which was $1.65
“In the summer of 2010, I was hired to be
lege students. Some of us will be looking to
an hour.” Frazier said that he was working to
a part-time field representative on the reelec-
Summer means different things to differ-
spend the time between May and August on
have money to spend throughout his semes-
tion campaign of United States Congressman
ent people. Some of us will be working typi-
vacation, with our feet planted firmly in the
ters at Cumberland. He often got “threatened
Fred Upton,” he said. “I oversaw ground
cal, nothing-out-of-the-ordinary jobs, some
contours of sand around the ocean or our bod-
to be fired,” he said, for trying to make the
operations for five counties along with a team
of us will be working exciting or unique jobs,
ies positioned comfortably in a lounger
job more fun by doing things like cranking
of four other staff members.”
and others of us will be working hard to avoid
between two trees with an easy-to-read book.
the bottling machinery far past its intended
For others, though, the downtime that
threshold to see how fast they could bottle.
Vander Ark worked in this position for
working at all. But no matter the case, sum-
two summers – in 2010 and again in 2012 –
mer is a break from college life – it’s a chance
and it provided him some interesting oppor-
for students to rest and recharge for their
tunities.
remaining semesters, and that’s true for
comes after finals week in May will serve
“That job is the reason I’ll never drink a
only as a transition period into a different
Coke out of a glass bottle anymore,” Frazier
kind of work. But there, we’re not looking to
said. “The bottles that got recycled were
“One of my favorite roles was acting as
earn good grades or other academic acco-
nasty. And the soap we used on ‘em would eat
support staff at fundraisers,” said Vander Ark.
lades – we’re laboring for cold, hard cash.
through the leather on your boot if you
“I got to smile and wave at people who were
Dollar bills. Cheddar. And we’re willing to
dropped any.” Coke bottling is done almost
paying $200 each to be there while I was get-
do some pretty odd things to earn it.
exclusively by machine now, so it’s a good
ting paid to eat fine food. It was a good life.”
thing Frazier has since found a new way to
But his job wasn’t without struggles. “It's
occupy his summers.
very stressful work, as I was required to
“I spent three summers in college bottling Coke products by hand,” said Dr. Tom
around.”
Frazier, English department chair at the
Caleb Vander Ark, a junior political sci-
always keep my composure and speak tact-
University of the Cumberlands. “It was dur-
ence major at UC, also spent some time
fully around constituents,” he said. “You
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WEIGHT a minute, a Pinterest obsession Photo courtesy of Flickr’s Edson Hong. Used with permission.
BY BRANDY NORMAN Staff Writer
If you’re a female, you know the pains of
same time. It's seems like the harder I work at
“It was so bad in my school that if you
Pinterest can cause unrealistic goals and
trying to maintain a certain body image for
looking that way the further away I am,” said
were overweight, people made fun of the way
dreams for normal women and is consuming
the American eye. Even if you aren’t willing
UC senior Jaimie Bengie.
you looked every day,” said UC junior
females everywhere. And it’s not just about
to admit it, you diet and you work out to feel
She’s not the only one who feels that way
Corrine Jackson.
fitness. Pinterest has caused this epidemic in
a sense of accomplishment and to build your
and, in fact, you’re surrounded by girls at UC
confidence. Not always to be “perfect” but to
who feel the same way you do.
It’s true. Women are starting to care more
America where women want to get married
and more about the way they look and some
more than ever, paint their nails every day,
be healthy. Even if you don’t do those things,
“I will admit that I have never had that
will do just about anything to become what
cook on a daily basis and then go workout. It
you’ve probably struggled with self-esteem
perfect body that Pinterest throws around. It
they are surrounded by in society. Many web-
is discouraging when society expects average
at some point. Why? Because you’re a
does affect me, however. Just looking at a
sites have banned accounts who promote eat-
people to be super models.
woman and Victoria’s Secret makes you feel
couple of photos makes me feel guilty for not
ing disorders such as anorexia, bulimia and
ashamed of your curves! The media, fashion,
eating lettuce for 354 days in a row. Maybe if
the use of laxatives to lose weight.
and websites create an expected body image
I was more active they would encourage
However, there are still many websites
beauty or does the media? What came first?
and one of those sites is Pinterest.
rather than make me feel guilty. Whoops!”
that we visit on a daily basis that are still
Honestly, it’s hard to say but if Photoshop
said UC junior Joy Coleman.
enabling people to promote this idea of
and makeup were never created, would it
Pinterest is one website that women are
Who is to blame for this? Do we hold each other to certain standards of weight and
crazy about right now. Besides the fact that
It’s not just always college girls though
obsessing over your body. Pinterest included.
matter what we looked like anymore?
most females are obsessed with “pinning”
and it’s not always high school either. Body
So the question is, is the Pinterest “fitspira-
Pinterest is great for planning your wedding
new clothes onto their boards and creating
image affects everyone, every gender and
tion” just as bad as pro anorexia and pro
but not so great for confidence if you expect
their perfect virtual wedding, there is also
every age.
bulimia sites? Maybe, because regardless of
to look like the women on the site.
another category that gets a lot of attention:
“I was with my middle school group at
what you’re doing in life, you should never
“To me, a perfect body image is overall
the fitness and health category. If you are
my church last Christmas break and they
obsess. It doesn’t matter if it’s an eating dis-
feeling happy and confident in how I look. It,
familiar with Pinterest, you know what I’m
were singing and dancing. One girl, who is
order or exercising, excessive amounts of it
of course, also includes trying my best to take
talking about. If you aren’t familiar, then just
easily less than 100 pounds, wasn’t partici-
can cause health issues. So, why do so many
care of my body. I realize that I will never
know that the site is plastered with beautiful
pating. One sponsor embarrassed her by mak-
users on Pinterest insist on promoting this
have a perfect body but as long as I ensure I
women with amazing bodies-most likely per-
ing her join in. She was still so angry and
obsession?
am healthy and happy, everything else will
fected by Photoshop. What does that say
asked through gritted teeth, “Did you see
“I think Pinterest is not really unhealthy
take care of itself. I think the worst thing a
about America and what does that do to the
what she wanted me to do? Clap my hands!
unless you make it that way. For me and some
person could do for their body image is com-
average female?
What if everyone saw my arms jiggling! Why
of my friends it is a good way to motivate us
pare themselves to someone else because as
“I do actually look at Pinterest especially
would she do that to me?” Tears filled her
to work out, but to others it can make them
cliché as it sounds: you aren’t them, you’re
when I need some extra motivation. I see the
eyes and that is when I realized we had a big-
hate their body so much that they become
you and your own unique person,” said UC
women on there and think if they can look
ger problem in our society than people care to
desperate to look like the girls in the photos,”
junior Katelynn Hardin.
like that so can I. But it is discouraging at the
admit,’ said Coleman.
said Jackson.
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12 Sports Let’s face it, sports are a big deal in American culture. Sure, not everyone cares about them (if that’s you, then go ahead and skip to the article about Justin Timberlake on page 17), but just as many as those who don’t, if not more, do. Myself? I fall into the latter category. Some may even say that I fall into the category of people that care too much; but who is really listening to those people anyway? Usually, I’m quite the optimistic sports fan. The refs make a bad call? They will make up for it later. My team falls short in a close game? Eh, we will win the next one. But, with this being The Patriot’s last issue of the semester, I’ve decided to spill my last ounce of pent-up, wintery, acrimonious belligerence onto this page before we all leave to bask in the glorious warmth of the sun.
Welcome to “the Cynical Sports Guy.” BY TIMOTHY WYATT Assistant Editor
• Alabama wins the BCS What’s new, right? •
Ravens win the Super Bowl
(See my article on page 15.) •
The Miami Heat’s “almost” historic
win-streak Now, I may be the only person left in America who can still find the energy to hate on the Heat – and that’s cool – but I just can’t find it in me to like them. I fondly refer to this team as “the Yankees of basketball.” If you can just buy up talent, then you’re going to dominate. Considering the Heat’s roster, steamrolling through 27-straight opponents isn’t very impressive to me. •
Baylor wins the NIT The National Invitational Tournament is
Photo courtesy of Corbis.com.
set aside for the “better” teams that just miss the NCAA tourney. So congratulations, Baylor, for being the best-worst team in the country. •
FGCU makes it to the Sweet Sixteen The first 15-seed to ever make it to the
Sweet Sixteen! I have nothing bad to say here, I just wanted to include it. It’s a shame that “dunk city” couldn’t keep winning.
•
Louisville
wins
the
National
Championship
that “Loserville” actually won it all, I refuse
Those were the two “best” teams in college
to look over how weak the college basketball
hoops? Puh-lease.
You’ll have to excuse me for a moment
spectrum was this year. And that “jump ball”
while I gain some composure for this
in the waning minutes of the Final Four
one…well, it was worth a shot. This is the
matchup against Wichita State was a crock.
most undeniably grotesque thing to happen to
But… moving on, did anybody see that
sports in a long time, and let me remind you
championship game? It looked like a couple
that the Heat won the NBA Finals last year.
of good — not great — high school teams
Even if I could somehow get past the fact
battling it out.
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Sports
Women’s swimming team makes a splash in Oklahoma City
BY TIMOTHY WYATT Staff Writer
Oklahoma City, Okla. was arecent desti-
but for her that wasn’t enough reassurance.
honors at the National Championships. “It
that many people at school recognizing what
nation for University of the Cumberlands’
Parent said, “It was a race that I wasn’t
was a complete shock. I didn’t expect it.
I did is one of the most amazing things from
men’s and women’sswimming teams as they
expecting to win. I mean, I came in as the
We’re allowed to vote for ourselves and I did-
this,” Parent said.
traveled to compete in the 2012-13 NAIA
first seed, but I knew that other people were
n’t even vote for me, but I recognize that the
National Championships on Feb. 27 through
going to be faster than me because, in season,
coaches in the NAIA recognize what we’re
March 2.
you don’t always give your best, so I was
doing here at Cumberland,” said Skelly.
The men’s team, overall, did well, bring-
really surprised.”
Recognition was received from more than
ing home a sixth place finish, the highest in
Head swimming coach Eric Skelly
just the other coaches in the conference.
seven years. But it was the women’s team
thought Parent’s win really rallied the team,
Parent said she surprisingly received plenty
who stole the show, placing third—tying the
saying, “It was a big win for us because it was
of her own when she returned to campus.
highest ranking ever by the UC women—and
only the second event for the women, so it
“The thing that makes me the most happy
landing five swimmers on the All-American
really helped set up the points for us and we
is that I got recognition from a lot of people
list, including Charlotte Parent, who won the
were able to hold off a lot of teams later on.
that I wasn’t expecting. A lot of people, when
National Championship in the women’s 200
It was very important for us to get that win on
I came back to school, were like, ‘Wow.
IM with a time of 2:05.30.
day one and just establish some momentum.”
Congratulations. Good job.’ I always knew
Skelly also received Coach of the Year
my family would be proud of me, but having
Parent went into the race as the favorite,
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Running for the
14
Pros
BY BRANDY NORMAN Staff Writer
For most college players, their athletic
two 40-yard dashes in an impressive time. It
be making their way to Williamsburg to eval-
Willie Gibson, FaQuan Calloun, Weston
career ends on senior day. Getting to partici-
also impressed the scouts who came all the
uate some more during the season,” said
Hazlehurst, Adrian Hightower, Kel McCarter,
pate in an intercollegiate sport is a blessing
way from other states to the small town of
Coach Bland.
Reggie Murray, Ryan Northcut, Nick Smith,
within itself for aspiring athletes and for a
Williamsburg, Kentucky to get a look at these
few football players at UC, they are working
young men.
Cobb, a leader on the football field, is
Shane Turnipseed, Terrell Wlison and
from Knoxville, Tennessee where he attended
Mitchel Mascaro, whom according to Bland, all did an outstanding job.
on making their dreams a reality. UC junior
According to UC’s head football coach,
Fulton High School. Cobb started his football
Terrance Cobb has high hopes for the future
John Bland, almost all of the juniors or soon-
career as a child and has chased his dream
and plans on doing whatever it takes to make
to-be seniors got the chance to run for NFL
through adulthood, as this time next year; he
it.
scouts. For this team, the scout day was very
will be a senior with high hopes of making it
Many weeks ago, two NFL scouts came
important as this evaluation of the athletes is
to the NFL.
to UC’s campus to interview Cobb and sever-
for the 2014 NFL draft. With a total of 12 jun-
“It was a starting process of a long to
al other players. They had Cobb do an evalu-
iors who got the opportunity to try out in
journey to the NFL,” said Cobb. “This means
ation of his college career up until the point
front of the scouts, Cobb did an outstanding
a lot to me because I think it’s an honor to be
he’s at right now as a junior.
job in comparison.
able to get an opportunity to play pro foot-
“They all ran well for the conditions of
ball. I feel as if it’s something big for me but
that day. It was 45 degrees and drizzling rain
also something big for the school as well. It’s
On another day, the players ran for the
outside. Terrance Cobb and Willie Gibson ran
big for the kids coming up and the players
scouts from the Detroit Lions and the
exceptionally well and the scouts pretty much
that before me.”
Tennessee Titans. Cobb, a running back, ran
guaranteed that teams from the NFL would
“It was kind of like a job interview,” said Cobb.
The other juniors that tried out included:
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Sports
In my opinion: Flacco’s payday spells mayday for Baltimore
BY TIMOTHY WYATT Assistant Editor
Remember last offseason when Joe
MVP of the game. So, it seems as if my pre-
it. Yeah, he has had some great games. Yeah,
from the team’s roster this offseason. A move
Flacco said he was an “elite” quarterback?
cognition skills are pretty poor at times, but
he has helped his team get to the playoffs all
that—aside from wide receiver Anquan
OK, to be fair, it was his agent that said that.
don’t think that is going to stop me jumping
of his five years as a starter. Yeah, Baltimore
Boldin (Flacco’s “go-to guy”)—devastated
Instead, Flacco went on Baltimore’s WNST
the gun again.
has had plenty of good, solid wins with him
the defensive side of this team. By the time
1570 and said, “I assume everybody thinks
More recently, Flacco signed a deal with
at the helm, but it has also consistently had a
this editorial runs, the situation will probably
they're a top-five quarterback. I mean, I think
the Ravens that made him not only the high-
good, solid defense to bail him out; which,
be even worse.
I'm the best. I don't think I'm top five, I think
est-paid QB in the league, but the highest-
speaking of, they just lost.
I'm the best.”
paid player…period. According to nfl.com,
Maybe I wouldn’t go as far to say that the
The NFL free-agency-bonanza is always
Ravens won’t make the playoffs next season
Joe Flacco? Elite? Bah. I scoffed at that
Flacco’s signature raked him in a little over
an
for
(though, I wouldn’t be surprised), but I will
comment for weeks. I scoffed at that com-
$120 million over the next six years. All I can
Baltimore, it was even more so this year. We
guarantee we won’t see them in the Super
ment for most of the season. To be honest, I
say is I hope his big paycheck with all those
already knew this past season was legendary
Bowl next year…or anytime in the foresee-
scoffed at that comment all the way up to the
numbers on it makes him happy next season,
linebacker Ray Lewis’ last hoorah before
able future. Thanks, “Fluke-O.”
Super Bowl. Then, of course, when the final
because he sure won’t be finding that same
retirement—which was probably a bigger
seconds ticked off the clock in the Mercedes-
solace in the win column. Sorry, Ravens fans.
component to the Ravens’ Super Bowl run
Benz Superdome, it was the Ravens who
Let’s explore this for a minute. Prior to
hoisted the Lombardi Trophy at midfield. The
this year, Flacco’s nickname was “Fluke-O.”
What we didn’t know was the amount of
worst part of it though: Flacco was named the
That isn’t a name you’re just given, you earn
Super Bowl starters that would be purged
interesting
phenomenon,
but,
than Flacco.
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Life of Pi Review
BY CHLOE GU Staff Writer
the adult Pi who relates the tale to a Canadian
why, could be important themes of “Life of
most. When you get to the twist ending, it is
and most thought-provoking movie of the
writer who wants to use Pi’s tale for a book.
Pi.”
up to you to make a decision as to what to
year. It is a 3D live-action and computer-ani-
In the story, Pi and Richard encountered
The music in this movie by Mychael
believe. The surprising ending shocked me
mated adventure drama film based on Yann
many marvels — a sky full of flying fish, an
Danna is amazing. It has about 30 different
and kept me in deep thinking even after I
Martel's 2001 novel of the same name.
ocean swimming with iridescent jellyfish,
pieces music. At the beginning, audiences
went out the theatre.
Directed by Ang Lee, the film is based on an
and a carnivorous island. All these wonders
can feel a strong atmosphere by some
People have rights to doubt all the beauti-
adapted screenplay by David Magee, starring
and more are brought to the screen with
smoothing Indian songs. Then, the melody
ful things, or receive a cruel truth, but life is
Suraj
beautiful, and faith is great.
“Life of Pi” must be the most beautiful
Gérard
dreamlike intensity. The lyricism and visual
become up and down when the fight scenes
Depardieu, Tabu and Adil Hussain. “Life of
magnificence makes “Life of Pi” an experi-
appear. Sometimes, some sad and quiet music
Pi” won four Oscars in 2013 for Best
ence you don’t want to miss, especially in
makes the audience process the thought-pro-
Cinematography, Best Visual Effects, Best
3D.
voking material.
Sharma,
Irrfan
Khan,
The dialogue in this movie gives some
When I was watching this movie, my
It tells the story of a 16-year-old Indian
clues to pave the way for the following. Like
mood was nervous all the time. It was undu-
boy named Pi, who survived a shipwreck that
Young Pi said, “Animals have souls, I have
lating by the developing of the magical plots.
his family did not, and who finds himself
seen it in their eyes.” Pi’s father warned, “If
However, Pi’s perseverance and the relation-
stranded in the Pacific Ocean on a lifeboat
you believe in everything, you will end up
ship between Pi and the tiger have touched
with a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker.
not believing in anything at all.” What is and
me deeply.
Direction and Best Original Score.
The story is told in a flashback style by
isn’t real, what stories can be believed and
In the end, it is the story that matters
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Timberlake brings music back with ‘The 20/20 Experience’
BY TIMOTHY WYATT Assistant Editor
After a seven-year hiatus, ’N Sync
up doesn’t do this album justice, and not
JT’s vocal delivery just as pure and refined.
influenced by rock with more than a hand-
front-man turned solo-artist turned actor
just because there is only one track that falls
“20/20” is also very dynamic. Tracks
ful of forgettable songs—and 2006s’
turned
Justin
under the five-minute mark. Each track is a
like “Mirrors” and “Tunnel Vision” are
“FutureSex/LoveSounds”—just as many, if
Timberlake, has returned to the music
world of its own—a journey. Make sure you
powerful, edgy; they get your heart rac-
not more, forgettable tracks coupled with a
scene. Well, it’s less of a return than it is a
can devote ample time to it before embark-
ing—not to mention your subwoofer bounc-
contrived feeling of overindulgence. This
buzzing of the tower in an extraterrestrial
ing.
ing. “Spaceship Coupe” and “That Girl” are
record feels far more organic, more cathar-
But the extended length of “20/20,”
more lounge like, with the latter being so
tic.
Just think: the last time Timberlake
occasionally, borders on self-indulgent.
smooth that you just want to lie back and
Another thing is clear in this album: it
released a full-length album, there wasn’t
Most of the songs on this album could easi-
wade in the wave of the horns, bass, and
doesn’t matter what JT is saying, just as
even such a thing as an iPhone. JT’s “The
ly be cut at four or five minutes and be just
jazz guitar while being carried away in a
long as he is the one saying it. I mean, what
20/20 Experience” successfully explores
as effective. Instead, several of them blow
blissful trance by Timberlake’s voice. Then,
does “with your hand in my hand and a
pop, rhythm and blues and soul music in
well past seven with repetitious, if not out-
there’s “Let the Groove Get In” that is sure
pocket full of soul, I can tell you there’s no
such a way that is almost Prince-like at
played, rhythms and melodies. The upside
to make many appearances on club’s loud-
place we couldn’t go…” mean anyway?
times and has generated almost as much
though: at least they’re catchy.
speakers, because you just can’t sit still
Who cares? It sounds good.
social
media
mogul,
vehicle that only seats two people.
when it comes on.
hype as the yearly release of each new, but-
It is obvious that Timberlake put a lot of
not-so-different, version of the aforemen-
time into this record (no pun intended). The
JT’s musical progression over the past
tioned phone.
production quality of the work, as a whole,
decade is pretty obvious with “20/20” when
is so polished that it’s nearly flawless with
compared to 2002’s “Justified”—heavily
A quick skim through the 10-song-line-
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Entertainment
Two years in the spotlight have changed his starry-eyes.
Playing Oz: Fake it until you make it
BY KRISTINA SMITH Staff Writer
Audiences across the nation will be rav-
fourths of the film. Still yet, the good news is
ing about “The Great and Powerful Oz” for
that those slight falters in acting are about as
the next few months – and then it will disap-
bad as the movie gets.
pear into film history. Worth the two hours
Opening in a crisp black and white shot
and money spent, this Sam Raimi film cap-
with a shortened frame area, the film later
tures both children and adults alike into the
turns into an explosion of color that engulfs
BY ERIN MCMULLEN
magical world of Oz where it seems truly
the full movie screen. The animations and
Staff Writer
anything (except high quality acting) can
picture quality rivals that of “The Hobbit”
occur.
which was so renowned for its clarity earlier
album,
“When I Was Your Man,” we might get a hint
“Unorthodox Jukebox,” is not for the roman-
as to why he is singing to a different tune
tic at heart. Unlike his freshman release
now. He outlines all of his wrongs in a rela-
“Doo-Wops and Hooligans,” there is bitter
tionship with an ex where he was “too young
chill underlining his bad boy lyrics. His sweet
and too dumb to realize…all the things [he]
melodies from his debut have gone sour. In
should have done.”
Bruno
Mars’
sophomore
2010, hits like “Grenade” and “Just The Way
Whether his lyrics are charming or icy,
You Are” gave the album a gushy, romantic
one thing is certain – Mars’ lyrics are always
quality. Mars’ lyrics could have swept even
honest. You can feel the changes that have
the evil stepmother off her feet with songs
occurred in his life through songs like
like “Marry You”. This time around, he is
“Young Girls,” which talks about how fame
trading his fedora for a bad boy persona. In
and fortune have taken a toll on him, saying,
songs like “Gorilla” and “Money Make Her
“All these roads steer me wrong, but I still
Smile,” it is safe to say Mars’ lyrics are of
drive them all night long.” The authenticity
less than a classy taste. The album is appro-
of Bruno Mars’ music is what keeps people
priately named “Unorthodox Jukebox”
wanting more and this album is no excep-
because he is venturing from his traditional
tion.
charismatic identity. Despite his turn from endearing themes, the album still brings together the solid, well thought-out lyrics fans have come to love. In
James Franco plays the role of Oz – a
in the year. I imagine that “Oz” would be
small-time magician with big-time ambitions
wonderfully mind-numbing in IMAX the-
and absurdly repetitive pick-up lines. After a
aters.
brief suspenseful show run with the circus,
The film also has some nice modified tie-
Oz finds himself humorously fleeing for his
ins from the classic “Wizard of Oz”. There’s
life and through a twist and turn of events
a hilarious monkey with wings in a bell hop
lands in the eye-catching area promptly
uniform that follows Oz everywhere he goes.
labeled as Oz. From there, the film turns into
Finley the monkey looks strikingly like the
an intriguing battle of emotions for Oz in
old minion monkeys from “Wizard of Oz”
which viewers are left wondering if he will
but he is a lot nicer than they ever were. Of
leave his corrupt ways behind for a life as a
course “The Great and Powerful Oz” also
“good man” in this mystical world.
couldn’t make it without a replication of the
The character of Oz is aptly developed
“Wizard of Oz” Emerald City. It’s just a lit-
and more than exceeds expectations for the
tle more believable and a little less sparkly
film. However, the same cannot be said for
than we’re all used to.
Franco’s supporting actors. Mila Kunis plays
Overall, “The Great and Powerful Oz” is
the “Shrek” reminiscent, naïve, witch-mon-
a fine and enjoyable way to pass a couple
ster Theodora whose performance was at
hours. By no means though is it worthy of an
times painful to watch. Michelle Williams
Oscar. “Oz” is pleasant, not remarkable. But
looks stunning as the good witch Glinda who
that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t join Oz and
is awkwardly kind and smiling through three-
leave Kansas for a while.
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Review: Best Out of Three
BY WHITLEY WEST Staff Writer
Foals, the rising Oxford indie/math rock
heavy and lacking sound variety. They
protest against the progressive sounds that
out. Be sure to check out Holy Fire and
band, released their newest album Holy Fire
stepped up their game entirely with the
were popular in Oxford at the time, so I’m
enjoy!
on February 13, 2013. “I can’t get enough…
release of Total Life Forever and even more
impressed that they have successfully created
SPACE!” yells Yannis Philippakis beginning
successfully done in Holy Fire.
a more diverse song selection in the two most recent albums without jeopardizing their sig-
the chorus of their song “Inhaler”. Well I
Holy Fire is a more balanced album that
can’t get enough… of this album!Out of the
definitely shows the group’s versatility, with
three albums they have released (Antidotes
the dance rock track "My Number", the
It is safe to say this new variety will sig-
2008, Total Life Forever 2010, and Holy Fire
heavy and almost grunge-y track "Inhaler",
nificantly increase their fan base, and maybe
2013) the latest definitely takes the cake.
nature funky sound and tight interplay.
and the slower and more personal track“Bad
even spark the same interest in American pop
Foals provides their listeners with lyrics
Habit” continuing the musical variety seen in
culture as they undoubtedly did overseas, as
that sometimes lack considerable importance,
their earlier album Total Life Forever. The
Holy Fire reached the number one album spot
but make up for that with songs that progress
ominous cover art for the album indicates
in Australia.
with incredible momentum and loads intrigu-
darker and heavier music than seen in their
ing undertones.
previous albums.
Antidotes was criticized for being too top
Foals was originally formed as a way to
If you listen to music that’ll make you dance until you drop or even slower, more serious tunes, then you’ll wear this album
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The Spotlight Finalists: a Q-and-A BY RYAN POYNTER Photo by Natasha Jones
The first season of Spotlight here at the
and stuff – I guess the most challenging
how I still make it a priority to find songs,
saying, “just praying to the one god I
University of the Cumberlands has ended.
thing was the judge’s pick day – I had to
learn them – at least one song a week – and
believe in.” and that was the most reward-
The final votes have been cast, the last
learn a song that I wasn’t familiar with and
practice it and try to get it down as best I
ing, knowing I got challenged on a song and
songs have been sung, and the winner, Jake
that was just challenging. But it’s been a
can. I’ve also learned that the world isn’t
I still got to be a witness through this thing.
McPheron, has been chosen. But let’s go
great experience just meeting a lot of guys
exactly fair… because there were a couple
I just want to be recognized by my talents
back for a moment, if we may. Earlier this
that I’ve never talked to before and just
people on the show who I think should have
for God, so that was just a good opportuni-
month, I sat down with our three finalists,
being recognized for it, you know? It’s just
made it into the finale who are at least bet-
ty.
Jake McPheron, Tyler Bird, and Hannah
cool to know that I almost didn’t even do it
ter than me… I know the system has
Tyler Bird: Oh man, there have been a lot
Roehrborn, before the Spotlight finale to
and here I am in the top three.
changed a lot since last year, but I don’t
of things that have stood out that were just
ask them a few questions. Here are their
Tyler Bird: I feel like it’s been challenging
think it’s completely fair… but, what are
really exciting and satisfying and enjoyable.
comments about how they have struggled
in the sense that – coming up with an
you going to do? And I’ve learned that I
Then like the friendships – I’m competing
throughout the season and what they’ve
arrangement, and finding a song that fit.
shouldn’t dance on purpose. If I just start
against two amazing artists and that’s been
learned from this experience.
Spiritually, just remaining humble and real-
dancing, that’s one thing, but if I force stage
cool. Just the sense that, you know, the
izing that it isn’t about me [has been chal-
presence and start dancing, I find that I look
sense that God has given me a gift and
Q: It’s been a long season. In what ways
lenging]. It’s like… “Okay, you didn’t get
like a fool…
allowed me to use it and people actually
has participating in the Spotlight chal-
this far because of your ability. God has
lenged you, and what have you learned
allowed you to go this far.” It’s just been a
Q: What has been the most rewarding or
Hannah Roehrborn: Financially, obvious-
from it?
humbling experience that way. And I’d say
your favorite part of participating?
ly, getting top three… because at least now
enjoy it somewhat.
I’m getting a little bit of money from it. And
musically, it’s been challenging just trying Jake McPheron: Well, honestly it’s been
to learn a new song, trying to learn all the
Jake McPheron: The most rewarding part
getting to know all of the people has been
interesting more than anything. I didn’t
lyrics, and find an interesting arrange-
was that, when I went into this, I just talked
really great. I’ve gotten to know a bunch of
want to do it originally. I like to write my
ment… This group was so awesome to work
to God to myself, you know, and just said, “I
new people in different groups. All the peo-
own music more than anything; it’s hard for
with and I think that’s what has made it such
want to glorify you.” And so I auditioned
ple that I’m friends with in Spotlight I met
me to get my songs chosen for me some-
a good experience. Everybody was phenom-
with a Christian song – I didn’t have the
through Spotlight – I didn’t know them
times. Brad Pearce actually convinced me to
enal and it was a really fun time.
opportunity to do a Christian song in any of
before, so that’s been great. And then, kind
do it. He had asked me a couple times and
Hannah Roehrborn: Okay, I think that…
the shows, but the judge’s pick song actual-
of just becoming a better performer. It just
actually called me the last day of audi-
Challenge-wise, it has forced me to organ-
ly had some lyrics in it that were challeng-
gives me the opportunity to perform all the
tions… so, I went and made it and that is
ize my time. This is my last semester on
ing on purpose. They said, “just praying to a
time and get better at it.
what made me do it. But yeah, it has been
campus, I’m taking all of my capstone
god that I don’t believe in.” So, I got to actu-
challenging… as far as working with duets
courses, and I’m extremely busy, but some-
ally be a witness by changing the lyrics and
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Entertainment
Red Dawn Review
BY ABBEY CHERRY We’ve all heard it before – “Why fix
With potential to hit the bull’s-eye for a great
he could of the plot.
moment in time.
something that isn’t broken?” Running paral-
The action/adventure film stars up-and-
TV action/drama show, the writers missed the
Killer explosions may have been what
lel with that statement is this one: “If some-
coming actors Chris Hemsworth (“Thor”),
mark by trying to overload the script. The
dodged the bullet from turning “Red Dawn”
thing is broken, then it will be fixed.” At
Josh Peck (“Drake and Josh”), and Josh
viewers get to know four of the characters
into a “Bed Yawn.”
least, that was the intention of Dan Bradley’s
Hutcherson
Games”).
while all the others on-screen are in the back-
2012 remake of the 1984 teen-cult classic,
Hemsworth and Peck portray the Eckert
ground; the writers barely nicked the surface
“Red Dawn.”
brothers, who lead what would appear to be –
of developing those characters.
In the clichéd plot line of rebel teens rising up to overcome a colossal adversary,
(“The
Hunger
in reality – a bunch of meddling kids who should be riding around in the mystery van.
While the script may be poorly written, the fight scenes made up for the lack of char-
Bradley holds true to good portion of the
The brothers battle one another’s inner
acter development. The cinematography in
original film. However, viewers will be
wars amongst the outer conflict of the inva-
this film allows the audience to get in on the
blindsided as he shoots to resolveas much as
sion of North Korean soldiers.
action, or at least believe they are for a
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Katie Osborne: the Comedic Swimmer BY BRANDY NORMAN Staff Writer
science and history and plans on attending
someone who can make you laugh. With her
I never knew anything about swimming until
law school after taking the LSAT this summer
big, golden-brown eyes and wide smile, she’s
I met her.”
and spending a year off from the hustle and
always the life of the party in any situation.
Everyone seems to have a mutual agree-
bustle to enjoy time as a post graduate. The
When asking UC junior Jessica Speake to
ment that Osborne is somewhat of the class
political science and history department have
explain their relationship she says while
clown among their group of friends but what
influenced Osborne’s decision a lot in deter-
laughing, “My first impression of her is that
is her take on it? Conveniently enough, she
At 1 a.m. in a suite lobby inside Harth
mining her future, as she admits that although
she was really loud and open minded which I
answers that question without even being
Hall, there’s a blaring sound of a TV but
it might be corny, she loves her professors
really love about her. We met my freshman
asked.
there’s no TV in sight. While walking toward
and department.
year and she was in the suite next to me. We
“I know people will probably think the
became close friends and lived together the
things I have said are stupid but hopefully
next year.”
they just think I’m funny and get a good
the door of the first room, you can hear that
Osborne is also a swimmer at UC and has
she is watching “Friends” and softly giggling
dedicated all four years to a sport she loves
by herself as Ross rambles about something
and will miss dearly as well as being a sena-
Osborne’s greatest quality, perhaps, is
no one understands. With a knock on her dec-
tor for Student Government Association and
that she is an all-around nice and funny per-
orated door, Katie Osborne swings it open
confesses that she will miss helping out the
son, making her an awesome friend. Not only
After she finally mutes the blasting TV
and shouts out at me in a very serious tone,
school and community through the organiza-
is she amusing, she’s also honest, dependable
and we regain our hearing, we discuss this
“What if I was asleep?”
tion.
and kind. And if you don’t believe the hon-
profile over laughter and Dove milk choco-
esty part, follow her on Twitter.
late.
laugh out of it,” she says while checking her phone.
For most people, 1 a.m. is late so the
When asking Osborne how she felt about
shouting is understandable; but it’s not late
graduating in May, her face revealed sadness
“Katie is always full of energy and is sure
“I can’t believe you’re really writing
for Katie Osborne and everyone knows that
as she replied, “I’m actually kind of scared,
to make you laugh,” said UC senior Jaimie
about me. I’m going to send that article home
because she stays on Twitter until all hours of
honestly. I think a lot of people in this posi-
Bengie. “We lived together in a suite my jun-
to my mom and she’ll be like ‘Why would
the night. As she laughs at my reaction, she
tion are because it’s a month away and every-
ior year and she’s very honest and hilarious.”
someone write about you?’ and I’ll say
plops on the bed while unraveling a piece of
thing is just kind of coming down to it and
While continuing to talk to Speake, she
‘Because mom, I have friends. Well, not real-
chocolate and stares at me.
I’m going to miss everybody.”
boasted about how great her friendship with
ly but I have one friend and she wrote about
“This is it, this is my room; this is where
As she grabs her Mason jar to take a sip
Osborne is and how sad she’ll be when she’s
me so don’t worry about it!” as she laughs at
all the magic happens. And by magic, I mean
of water she adds, “And after I graduate, I
gone. When asking Speake what three words
herself hysterically. “I’m going to be famous
this is where I put on my leggings before I go
can’t walk into my friend’s room and ask if I
came to her mind when she thought of
after this, except not really.”
to class every morning,” she says with a seri-
look stupid. So next year, I’m going to have
Osborne,
ous face.
to go out in public looking stupid and then
“Mountain Dew, which only she would
have someone tell me.”
understand, naps, because we take one at the
Osborne is a senior from Lexington, Kentucky. She is a double major in political
Osborne is known around campus as
she
chuckled
and
replied,
same time every day and swimming because
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SENIOR PROFILE: Kristen Keller
BY ERIN MCMULLEN Staff Writer
things I’m never going to be able to do again,
the most important things in my life; it’s
Thursday, there is an introduction ceremony
like I’m never going to be able to ride in the
always been a part of me,” Keller says of her
and a concert that night. On Friday morning,
back of a car with a derby hat on during a
involvement in church. “Ever since I knew
there is a training session, a picnic, a tea, and
parade,” she states.
what it actually meant, a personal relation-
a parade. On Saturday, the queen, chosen by
ship with Christ has always been number one
secret judges, will be crowned. Finally, on
to me,” she adds.
Sunday, there will be a brunch to celebrate
The annual festival will start on May 23 Naturally clad with a smile, she walks me
in Pineville, Kentucky. The festival has a
to her suite’s lobby. Everything about her
coronation of a queen each year, chosen from
The psychology major hopes to one-day
seems down to earth and easy going – right
a group of representatives from colleges all
work in pediatric therapy. This past summer
While her preparations for the festival are
down to her fuzzy, purple slippers. While
over Kentucky. The 20-year-old student was
Keller had the opportunity to work with
in full swing, she is getting a little taste of the
sporting a t-shirt and gym shorts, every hair
nominated along with other representatives to
Kosair Children’s Hospital in Louisville.
newness of the experience. Her latest venture
still looks in place.
attend a reception held by a committee that
Through Kosair’s, she was able to help with
of curtsey lessons was definitely something
Kristen Keller seems to be everywhere on
would make the final choice. This committee
a handwriting camp for kids. Her love for
fresh and exciting for Keller. “It’s something
campus. She is a resident director in Asher
included Linda Carter, UC dean of student
kids will come in use during the festival when
incredibly new for me,” she adds. She smiles
Hall and a student life assistant in Archer. She
life and Lisa Bartram, director of student
the representatives help with the Little Miss
the biggest grin when she shares that she will
still finds time for extracurricular activities
activities.
Kentucky Mountain Laurel Pageant.
be shopping for her dresses for the festival
the queen.
this weekend.
such as Chamber Choir. She attends Main
“She will make a great representative for
Fellow chamber choir member Bethany
Street Baptist Church where she also sings. It
our school,” close friend Auburn Debruler
Sturdivant says, “She is really easy to be
There is no doubt that Kristin Keller will
is no surprise that someone so involved at the
says. “She is a classy girl,” Debruler adds.
around and easy to talk to. Kristin comes
be a fabulous representative for the
University of the Cumberlands was chosen as
Class is not all Keller will need for the festi-
from a beautiful supportive Christian home
University of the Cumberlands for the
the representative for this year’s Kentucky
val. Each representative is chosen based on
with fabulous morals and she has just been
Kentucky Mountain Laurel Festival. She is
Mountain Laurel Festival.
merit, involvement, and certain academic
raised really well. She will represent our
classy and elegant, yet somehow manages to
“I am not a pageant girl,” says Keller
requirements. Keller easily fulfills all of these
school in an elegant way.”
be down to earth and make everyone around
about herself. “I was like, ‘Oh it will be fun
and more. Not only does she look good on
to do the interview and stuff,’ but I never
paper, but she also has a good heart.
Keller will be trading in her purple slippers for a pair of high heels for the festival.
expected to actually get it,” she adds. The
Back home in Greenville, Ind. Keller
On Memorial Day weekend, women from all
Indiana native says that she is most excited
attends Graceland Baptist Church where she
different universities from across Kentucky
for the overall experience. “There are a lot of
is involved in a worship group. “It’s one of
will arrive in Pineville for the festival. On
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SENIOR PROFILE: Elise Brewer
BY TMOTHY WYATT Assistant Editor
A brunette woman sits in a lounge chair toying at the keys of her laptop. The room
close friend Jamie Wolfe. But it is undeniable that Elise’s forte isn’t
seemed very comfortable—and began to
and trying to teach her new things.” she says
open up more.
with a smile, “I love all kids. If you brought
around her is quiet and cramped, with the
talking about herself. She spends much of the
“I have an obsession with reality-TV,”
some in here right now I would just try to
only sounds being the faint voices of children
interview playing with the lid of her coffee
says Elise when asked to share something
color with them or play with them. I think
coming from outside the room and the subtle
cup, clicking the flap opening in and out of
most people wouldn’t know about her, “I love
they’re fascinating. They’re whole learning
tapping of her keyboard as she types. She
a little notch on the top. Finally, she thinks of
the ‘Real Housewives’ series. I could tell you
process and the way they think is so interest-
looks content in her surroundings—comfort-
a word that she feels best describes herself:
what is happening in every single season
ing.”
able. Her black, thick-rimmed glasses show-
“different.”
because I watch it so much.” Wolfe speaks to
After graduation, Elise plans to be doing
that, teasingly saying, “‘Toddlers and Tiaras’
an internship with the Boys and Girls Club in
is probably one of her top-five shows.”
Tempe, Ariz. working with at-risk children in
case her brown-eyed gaze as they reflect the
Why? Because Elise truly has a melting
soft light of the computer screen. In an
pot heritage, with roots that lie here in
instant, she closes the laptop lid and reaches
Appalachia and others that are anchored
“Oh, something else no one really knows:
to the floor for a McCafé cup. “Are you ready
south of the border. “I’m related to Cesar
I love playing badminton,” states Elise with a
“Instead of going home after school and
to get this over with?” she says to me laugh-
Chavez,” she
coy smirk, “Seriously, if they had a bad-
taking care of themselves, these children can
ingly.
states in a very off-the-cuff manner. My
minton team here I would be on it.”
come to a program like the Boys and Girls
Elise Brewer, originally from Holtville,
laughter arouses her defense. “No, really. We
What sets her apart though, isn’t her sup-
Club and do activities and other stuff that
Calif., is a human services major in her final
get invitations to the family reunion.” A very
posed relation to a famous civil rights activist
helps their learning, social skills and stuff
semester at University of the Cumberlands.
comical, light-hearted debate soon ensues.
or her badminton fetish or even her question-
like that. I will be doing after-school pro-
To those who don’t know her, she may come
One that is only ended by her phoning her
able obsession with reality-TV, it is her pas-
grams and day camps and working with stu-
off as reserved, but then again, those people
mother to confirm the story. Apparently, they
sion to help children.
dents from Arizona State University.”
don’t know her. Actually, she is far more out-
have t-shirts to prove it.
going. “She’s very happy and comforting. She can put me in the best mood so easily,” says
Phoenix.
“I’ve always liked kids, but I really knew
With a sense of humility, Elise says, “I
that I wanted to work with them after my
think if I can make a difference in any kid’s
to look more and more like the person
niece was born because I really enjoyed
life, as far as, like, helping them in any way,
she was before it started—the one who
spending time with her and working with her
I will really enjoy it.”
As the interview furthered, Elise started
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A missionary in Uganda BY KRISTINA SMITH Staff Writer
Elephants may have chased University of
Uganda would be no laughing matter for her.
Uganda, but she knew that winning people
ministry made her an excellent asset to the
the Cumberlands senior Abbey Cherry
Cherry also had to face a giant that none of
for the Kingdom was more than worth it. It’s
team,” Paris said.
through the Ugandan savannah, but Cherry is
her fellow missionaries had to deal with: dia-
so hot there and there isn’t much electricity.
Most of all, Cherry is a firm believer in
in pursuit of something much larger.
betes.
To keep insulin cool is a hard thing to do,”
the idea of putting others before yourself.
Pratt said.
Constantly active on campus, it’s not unusual
“I actually got caught in a herd of ele-
According to the American Diabetes
phants. I was within twenty feet of five or six
Association, approximately 25.8 million peo-
Despite the difficulties, Cherry knew that
to hear of her taking a moment to help the
elephants and they started stampeding
ple in the United States have diabetes as of
traveling to Uganda was the right thing for
Campus Activity Board with an event or of
towards our van. Our driver, Andrew, told us
2011. Still yet, it is possible for most of that
her to do. Bright eyed with rosy cheeks,
her assisting youth camps with Appalachian
that when elephants start to warn you they
8.3 percent of the population to access the
Cherry beams with excitement when speak-
Ministries.
will flap their ears at you and they will lift
healthcare and education needed to maintain
ing of doing missionary work.
their trunks and kick up dust at you. When
their diabetes. In Uganda, that’s a different
they started doing all of that, Andrew said we
story.
“I’ve been involved in church my whole
“I had thought about going to Uganda for
life. If you look at Jesus and his life, his call
years. One of my best friends here at school,
here to earth, then you see he was a servant,”
“I had packed more medical supplies with
Julie, had talked to me about her family doing
Cherry said, “so I definitely believe I need to
then came chasing after us,” Cherry said.
me than a whole village in Uganda might
it all the time and it just sounded awesome. I
have a servant’s heart. Giving back to people
In the summer of 2012, Cherry left her home
even have. They had some needles at their
had to just really pray about it, and then some
and being able to share about Jesus is so awe-
in Cincinnati, Ohio, to live among the people
hospital, but not much. While in Uganda my
missionaries who came to campus for wor-
some. Also, being able to give back to kids is
of Uganda, Africa. For two weeks Cherry
insulin also had to stay cold. So, we even had
ship started talking about going to Uganda. I
an amazing feeling. I still have pictures up in
roamed Uganda with a carefully selected
to rent a generator just to keep my insulin
found it really random that they would speak
my room of all the kids I met while in
group of missionaries. However, the trip was-
cold because for a whole week we were with-
about the place that I had been thinking about
Africa.”
n’t without its fair share of trials and tribula-
out electricity. I had to really learn how to
so I took it as God talking to me. As soon as
Cherry dreams of going back to Uganda
tions.
deal with my diabetes in a general sense,”
we left worship that night I called my mom
some day with an agenda bigger than the herd
Cherry said while squinting behind her dark
and told her I knew I had to go,” Cherry said.
of elephants that tried to run her down during
rimmed glasses.
For Cherry’s friend of three years, Julie Paris,
her first visit. A topic close to her heart,
the question of Cherry’s fit into the mission-
Cherry knows the importance of proper med-
ary team was a no-brainer.
ical care when sickness arrives. She hopes to
had to get out of there. We gunned it and they
Since she was in middle school Cherry has participated in local missionary work through her church, but until her trip to
Cherry’s courage to continue on with the
Uganda she had never been involved in a
mission trip despite possible danger to her
project so large. It would take her months of
health proved to be an inspiration to those
“One of the reasons I knew that she’d be
bring a medical team to the villages she once
preparation before she could even go.
around her. Michelle Pratt traveled to Uganda
great for the trip is because she is a natural
visited in order to provide them with the care
with Cherry and was one of those people
leader. She has had experience with
they desperately need. Even now, the ram-
awed by Cherry’s work.
Appalachian Ministries and leading things
bunctious college student has that plan in the
“Abbey sacrifices and gives up so much
like Vacation Bible Schools. While she was in
works with the aid of her parents and hometown church.
Funds had to be gathered, paperwork had to be filed, shots had to be administered, and prayers had to be spoken. Despite having a laugh that would loudly
for God. She has Type 1 diabetes and going to
Africa, I knew she would be working with
resonate through a room, Cherry acknowl-
Africa and having Type 1 diabetes is not the
children and could implement those same
edges the fact that picking up and traveling to
best mix. So she risked a lot traveling to
strategies. Her experience and her passion for
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Senior Profiles
Kathleen Edwards: ‘A Great Teacher’ BY CHLOE GU Staff Writer
As an education major, she has worked as
going on for me without her help. Kathleen
hours with a student, explaining a concept
a tutor in the Academic Resource Center
helps me a lot with my English, she also
one-thousand-and-one ways so that they
since she was a freshman. When asked why
teaches me how to accommodate myself to
could understand, and be fulfilled by the
she has decided to work in the ARC for so
new circumstances,” says international stu-
challenge every moment. That is the part of
long, she responds by saying: “It is gratifying
dent Maria Mahmut, with a look of gratitude.
teaching I live for.”
to see a student’s improvement in different
She goes on to say that it was the ARC which
“I have been friends with her almost four
subjects,” confessing that she had never real-
kept her at UC. “During my sophomore year
years,” says Hu, “She wants to be a teacher in
ly thought about it. She seems to be thinking
I was at a point in my life where I thought
the future and I have 100 percent confidence
very seriously when she says, “I don’t neces-
God might be telling me to transfer. When I
that she will be a good teacher.”
sarily do it because I feel like ‘I play a role’
thought about what was most important to me
“She is still a teacher even in daily life,” says
or am ‘partly responsible’ for my peers’ suc-
about UC, academically, it was the ARC. I
Hetrick. “Her life is not limited to teaching,
cess. I don’t do it because I ‘want to make a
thought about how much I loved the ARC,
though. She is just as great as a friend”
difference,’ but because it is a fascinating
even with the busyness of it, and I knew there
Hetrick adds.
blessing to be able to witness a person’s
would not be an opportunity for me to teach
Edwards is always busy, but when she
growth as a human being.”
like that in another school,” she says with a
finally has her own time she enjoys learning
smile.
new languages, reading and researching dif-
“I have worked with Kathleen in the ARC for the last four years. In those four years, she
After finishing this statement, she takes a
ferent cultures. She likes to listen to music
has tutored more people than anyone else,
bite of an apple. This hard worker doesn’t
from many countries and watch movies in
She drags her feet with a heavy pace and
and been more willing and happy to help a
always have time to eat meals.
other languages. Indian movies and Korean
comes into the room with her schoolbag, lap-
student who needed it than anyone else. I
Edwards is also in the Student Teaching
dramas are her favorite. “There are several
top, and a sheaf of files held in her hands.
have never seen her turn away a student, even
program, which is something she must com-
ways to learn about another culture, but aside
After she drops all of her stuff on her desk,
when she was busy or sick,” Edwards’ col-
plete as an Education major before she grad-
from jumping a plane and immersing your-
she topples over on her bed, sighing wearily.
league Caleb Hetrick says, with a very
uates. She has completed her experience in
self in the culture, the best way is to watch
She looks worn out. Turning on her bed, she
respectful voice, “and she was not just being
both primary school and high school at
their media: listen to their music, watch their
hugs a pillow tightly, and says “Oh! I miss
nice. The quality of her teaching exceeded
Whitley County. She likes being with her stu-
movies and television, and read their news
my bed so much.” There are no less than 10
the quality of most, if not all, of the other
dents, and she treats them as her own kids.
reports,” say Edwards. When she concen-
pillows on her bed. She likes to sleep and
tutors’ teaching.”
When asked about what kind of experi-
trates on a movie or show, taking her mind off
“She is a very kind and patient person,
ence it has been for her, she considers for a
things can occasionally make this busy girl
and never refuses to offer her help to others,”
moment before answering, “Jumping into
feel relaxed.
Edwards is a UC senior from Calhoun,
says international student Xiaoyu Hu with
teaching in a school the first time is both
Just as we finish the interview, Edwards
Georgia. Well, Edwards is not in fact from
sincerity, “Kathleen grew up outside of the
thrilling and intimidating,” says Edwards,
receives a text message: someone wants to
Georgia. She was born in Guadalajara,
United States and was influenced a lot by
“and understanding how children think is
know if she can proofread a paper for them.
Mexico and grew up in the Arab Republic of
international cultures, which makes her feel
sometimes an enigma; however, I find noth-
Edwards takes a quite look at the clock, and
Yemen. These special experiences give her a
comfortable and happy to participate in inter-
ing more exhilarating than the moment when
replies “What time?”
different perspective on life. She communi-
national students' different experiences in the
a person’s eyes brighten, their eyebrows
cates with a lot of people from different coun-
U.S.”
raise, and their mouths form the words, ‘I get
watch movies in this soft and crowed bed when she can, which is not very often.
tries and has learned much about different cultures as a result.
Edwards also sets up sessions specifically
it!’”
for international students to help them learn
Her own eyes seem to become bright as
English. “It’s hard to imagine what would be
she thinks about it, “I would sit for three
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Growth Spurt: Christin Miller BY NATASHA JONES Assistant Editor
“Growth Spurt,” a word Christin Miller, a
ing her junior year decided to swap the two.
tions of photo editor, design editor, managing
most of her time with at UC, they would tell
senior at University at the Cumberlands, used
This set her back a semester from graduating
editor and now editor-in-chief as since
you Miller has grown just as much as a stu-
when asked to sum up her college experience
but her advisor, Dr. Eric Stephens, professor
January 2013.
dent as she has a performer and person. Dr.
in just one word.
of psychology, said, ”She’s handled switch-
Her position at the campus newspaper is
Stephens described Miller as a, ”model stu-
ing majors very well. She’s had to take a lot
just the start of Miller’s extracurricular
dent, in the sense that she works very hard
chair in a small cramped room, the student
of upper level classes but she’s handled it
activities. She also is heavily involved in the
and is always in class participating, doing her
newspaper office, in Grace Crum Rollins
very well.”
Jazz Ensemble on campus. Along with that
assignments. I think many students would benefit following her ethics.”
She comfortably lounges in an office
Center where Miller has spent a great deal of
She had been terrified of moving away to
she was in band for the first time last semes-
time in over the past four years doing design
school but shortly after arriving she had
ter and has been in UC’s Chorale since her
on the campus newspaper, her attention
found that many of the horror stories of harsh
sophomore year and she has also kept a part-
past year also said, “She’s hardworking and
being divided between the Mac computer in
professors and impossible to pass exams in a
time job back home where she works on the
loyal, which is one of her strongest traits.” I
front of her and her close friend beside her
land of new faces had been false.
weekends.
asked Stephens where he sees Miller after
giggling.
“I really was blessed; I was randomly
When asked what her biggest obstacle to
Joanah Renner, Miller’s roommate for the
graduating college, Stephens said,” I think
As she brushes a strand of her red hair
placed with upper classmen suitemates in my
overcome in college has been, Miller said,
Christin will be successful doing whatever
behind her ear and looks ahead. I can tell she
dorm, I didn’t know any of them and we all
“Getting out of my comfort zone, I was a
she chooses to do, due to her pleasant attitude
isn’t looking at me or the wall behind me, but
got along great. I had one that actually took
piano major and I always hated performing, I
and her work ethics.”
looking to the past. Miller tells me her first
me under her wing and showed me around”,
didn’t want to be in the center of anything. I
Her roommate, Reener, said, “I can see
memories of UC, was the tour she took when
says Miller. The atmosphere in Miller’s class-
trusted myself to do that and I found out I
her working with both design and psycholo-
she was a high school senior. “My response
es only continued to calm her worked up
loved it.”
gy, the stuff she’s doing now.”
was, I don’t want to go here, I hate it,” says
nerves, she says,” The majority of my profes-
With all her responsibilities Miller has
When asked how she feels about gradua-
Miller.
sors were amazing, nice and just genuinely
become no stranger to being in front of a
tion Miller says, ”Excited but terrified.
caring as a person.”
crowd. Being the center of attention was
Exciting to know I’ve accomplished it but the
Being homeschooled Miller was very intimated by the thought of moving to UC,
After arriving and surviving it didn’t take
something she greatly feared before coming
unknown is scary, knowing that nothing is set
away from her family and everything she had
long for Miller to being her striving. Her first
to college but she now says performing is
in stone after I leave here.”
ever known. She lived in Knoxville,
year of college she had been so terrified of
probably one of her favorite things about col-
Tennessee till the age of seven and then
performing in front of large crowds, she had
lege.
moved to the small town of Lafollette,
almost considered changing her major. Like
Though she began enjoying school soon
found success, growth, new experiences, con-
Tennessee. From the first grade on, Miller
many of the other things she had herself so
after arriving, Miller told me, “It wasn’t till
fidence and a lot of friends. Though she’s
was homeschooled; she met with a small
worked up about, Miller also learned she
my second semester of my sophomore year
nervous about leaving what has become her
group of homeschooled children once a week
could handle the pressure. For her work-
that I really warmed up to people. I started
home for the past four years, those around her
and then had class at home the rest of the time
study job she was also randomly placed at the
playing games in the music building after
and myself have no doubt Miller will conquer
so she was typically around very few
campus newspaper where she today is the
practice and that’s when it became more fun
the world, just as she has this campus
strangers.
editor-in-chief of The Patriot.
because I learned to come out of my shell a
throughout her college years.
Miller started college majoring in music
She has worked at The Patriot during all
with a minor in psychology, but decided dur-
four years of college and has had the posi-
little.” If you were to ask those she has spent
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Profiles
Caleb Hetrick: No Worries
BY RYAN POYNTER Staff Writer
But rarely would anything that he does be
House Council, a life group leader for BCM,
everywhere, but there are people here at
door’s open, walks in and sits down on the
considered “conventional.” Let’s review:
and he’s written for the school newspaper.
home to help. Plenty of them. We’re here in
couch across from me. It looks like he’s been
He smiles more than any person I know. He
And he stopped listing things there only
America getting tired of the Christmas story,
hurrying. His T-shirt and blue jeans sag just a
likes to juggle, but only when someone is on
because he ran out of breath.
and there are people out there who haven’t
little from the moisture that comes from run-
his shoulders. He considers playing chess to
Which of these activities does he find
ning. Strands of hair have swooped down and
be “one of his hobbies.” He sleeps in a sleep-
most satisfying to be a part of? He smiles
Hetrick breaks eye contact with me for
fastened tight with sweat to his forehead in a
ing bag in his dorm room. And when most
again and reaches back with a long arm to
the first time to look down at his feet. I can’t
way that looks like he meant it to happen. His
folks are looking for something with four
scratch his neck.
see it – not physically – but there’s something
breath is heavy. He swallows once and grins
wheels to get them around, he’s most com-
so big you can tell it from the nose up.
fortable pedaling on one.
He knocks only twice before realizing the
heard it once.”
“Tutoring,” he says. “It’s satisfying to be
heavy on him, and it’s making him sweat. His
helping someone who might not pass a
brow bends out of shape as he wipes his face with his hands. He looks afraid.
“Sorry if I’m late,” he says. But he was-
If unique people are cut from a different
class… They’re still here at college because
n’t, and, honestly, it wouldn’t have made a
cloth, Caleb’s made out of cardboard. “The
they passed that class.” He talks to me about
“I worry I can’t do it,” he says. He paus-
difference even if he were. Caleb Hetrick, a
first time I saw the guy… he took off down
how fulfilling it is to enable others to suc-
es for a moment, looks back to me and pos-
senior business communications major at the
the road on his unicycle,” said Dave Baker,
ceed. Helping people is just in his nature.
tures his back. He’s sitting up again. He takes
University of the Cumberlands, is not the
Hetrick’s good friend of four years, about the
“He just wants to make others feel good
a deep breath. “But even the people in the
kind of person you get mad at.
first time they met. “It was just the most
about themselves,” said Raul Maya, Hetrick’s
field think they can’t do it… People with
It isn’t because he’s tall, though, or
oddly inspiring sight I had ever seen.”
former roommate, when asked about what
master’s degrees who have been doing it for
because he’s got a deep, earth-toned voice.
Clearly, he’s great at making first impres-
makes him different from other people. “He
so long – every day, they think, ‘I can’t do it.’
It’s got nothing to do with the way he looks.
sions.
is always teaching me new ways to become a
They have to rely on God.” He channels a
better person.”
kind of supernatural strength.
It’s just because he’s the nicest and most gen-
But for all the things he does that separate
uine person you’ll likely ever meet. It’s hard
him from the crowd, Hetrick has never had
And, for Hetrick, his time at UC is only a
“I feel like I might not be the best at it. I
to be mad at a guy like that. He’s 22 years
much difficulty finding his place in it. When
small portion in a lifetime of helping people.
might fail in many ways. But somebody has
old, and he’s from Richmond, Ky., where he
asked about the number of things he’s been
“I want to go to grad school for linguistics
to go,” he tells me. “I’ve got to go and at least
grew up with his two siblings in a family full
involved in during his time here at UC, he
and become a Bible translator,” he says. He
put my hand to the plow and see what I can
of people just as good-hearted as he is.
simply responded with, “too many.”
tells me there are almost 2,000 languages in
do. And if I fail, I mean… A lot of people fail,
the world without a translated Bible. Hetrick
so… no worries.” With that kind of attitude,
has done his research.
it’s hard to do much else but succeed.
Hetrick starts our interview by telling me
In four years’ time, Hetrick has been a
what to do. “Ask me some questions,” he
STAR, an RA, a tutorial assistant, he’s been
says playfully. I’m still not mad at him, even
on the radio, he’s started an on-campus min-
“Need constitutes a call…” is what he
after that, though I will admit that it’s an
istry called “Coffee House,” he’s worked in a
says to me when I ask him why he wants to
unconventional way to begin an interview.
real coffee shop, he’s been the president of
do that with his future. “Need is the same
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UC’s Drama Queen: Mary Beth Lee BY ABBEY CHERRY Staff Writer
Lounged back on the couch with her feet
a resident assistant, student life assistant, and
very young age of 12, on top of being the pas-
stacked up, she sits with her iPad and two
now as a residence hall director in Asher. She
tor’s daughter, she had no other option then to
iPhones. She scrolls through work emails as
has been active in Baptist Campus Ministries
step into this leadership role.
her phone whistles with floods of incoming
and began her own ministry on this campus.
one word to describe Lee is passion. “Everything she does, she does with passion,” Paris states with a grin of confidence,
After making this very blunt statement,
“The reason the drama team has been so suc-
texts and the occasional phone call. Covered
“Eleven years,” she says as she counts off
Blankenship adds, “Saying that, it has been
cessful is because she is passionate about
in a “Little Mermaid” blanket, Mary Beth
on her fingers in a low mumble, “I was in
great to see her growing experience. It has
what she does. The joy and excitement she
Lee delicately balances her director job, stu-
sixth grade and it all started with a lady from
been a very humbling to know everything
gets when working with drama can’t be con-
dent teaching, and plans meeting times for
my church. The lady who was over our drama
going on behind the scenes, in her personal
tained; it’s infectious.”
her ministry team. Within a handful of min-
team really poured into me the passion she
life, on the team and then to see how she has
As if it isn’t enough to see passion
utes, she sets all forms of technology aside,
had for worship. Then God just really took it
developed in learning how to handle this
spilling from Lee while working and per-
looks up with a smile, and innocently says,
and it grew from there.” She has danced her
leadership role.”
forming with the drama team at UC, Lee can-
“Ask away.”
way over the years from the background of
To the outside eye, many would agree
didly says, “If I could do anything, I honestly
the stage, to performing leads, to now leading
that Lee handled being thrown into these
would join the Chosen dance team. I would
her own drama team.
roles with grace. While leading 20 students in
go to school to get an understanding of how
Lee is a senior from Harlan, Kentucky. As an only child, with her parents actively involved in the Pentecostal church, she grew
“In January my freshman year, I started
ministry, continuing to help with her drama
to run a drama team and get a youth ministry
up walking a narrower path than most. With a
the drama team,” she says with a quirky grin,
team in her home church, having a semester
degree from the ministry school of Ramp.”
blushed face, Lee’s best friend, Roxie
going on to say, “We started with seven peo-
of student teaching, and being a director of a
Ramp is a ministry whose mission is to
Blankenship laughs as she reminisces on first
ple and then the following year we jumped to
dorm, Lee would be the first to say that she
awaken a generation, equip them, and then
meeting her. “I always thought she was dif-
around 20 people. Since then, we have fluctu-
herself couldn’t have done it all; rather it was
send them out to start a spiritual revival.
ferent and weird, but really friendly. You
ated from 20 to 30.” She pauses for a brief
the work of God through her in her obedi-
Chosen is Ramp’s ministry team, who
could tell she was really organized and pre-
moment choosing her words with diligence,
ence.
through dance, drama, preaching and teach-
pared for school.”
“It’s been a major transition for me learning
“It was difficult learning how to do deal
ing, and worshiping, has been called and call
how to lead that many people and then to
with different types of people because where
their generation to live out radical lifestyles
choreograph for that number.”
my age is the same as theirs,” says Lee. “I
of holiness.
Blankenship breaks the light-hearted spirit by transitioning into a serious state and says with sincerity, “But the first thing I did notice
Leading this drama team hasn’t always
had to learn to lead in a way where I kept
Smiling in agreement at these high aspi-
about her was that she wore a purity ring and
been an easy task. While shaking her head
myself separated enough to where they
rations Blankenship says, “I see God calling
I knew she was different.”
side to side, with wide eyes, Blankenship
respect me, but be enough of a friend so that
her to a ministry with teenagers. I have seen
It wasn’t the purity ring or her over-zeal-
says, “Believe me, she has had to grow with
when we’re not in the practice or perform-
the compassion and genuine affection she has
ous school efforts that would set Lee apart.
the team. She has always been in leadership
ance zone we can still be friends.”
on that age group. Regardless of if her min-
She was destined to step up to a bigger plat-
roles, but this was overwhelming at times.”
form.
Despite the stress, Lee has remained root-
istry focus is drama team, I see her being obe-
Lee’s leadership training ground began long
ed to the path that God made on her life here
dient to His call by going on to be very influ-
In her four years at the University of the
before she ever began this ministry. With
at Cumberlands. Drama team member Julie
ential in the lives of others for God’s pur-
Cumberlands she has worked in the dorms as
leading drama at her home church from the
Paris did not blink once before saying that the
pose.”
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Audrey Springer: Dedicated, hard working, and fun
BY SHELBY MUFF Staff Writer
As she rushes into her messy dorm room
story has always been her motivation.
while slamming the door behind her, she is
I asked if she had any cool or unusual sto-
relieved to finally relax and escape from her
ries to share about being in the Emergency
crazy, hectic day. As she throws her tired
Room, she gave a quirky smile and replied,
body on her zebra print bed she brushes her
“too many to name.”
and hanging out with friends. “I typically
She looked like a nervous high school
feel like I’m moving 100 miles per hour,” she
graduate receiving an acceptance letter, quite
says.
nervous to hear my opinion. This shows the
Springer has almost perfected her time
way Audrey never takes herself too seriously.
management skills this semester.
During the interview it was also rather
long, blonde hair out of her face and shoots
Springer gives a cautious look and says,
“I don’t know how Audrey does it; I know
impressive to hear about her gigantic and
me a smile asking if I’m ready to begin the
“One of the days I spent in the birthing cen-
she has so much on her plate but she seems to
interesting family. Audrey is actually one of
interview. She immediately puts me at ease
ter I was able to see a live birth. It was one
handle it so well, says close friend and UC
nine children.
with her friendly disposition and relaxed
of the most influential experiences I have
student, Kayla Johnson.
tone.
ever witnessed. Most think that it would be
Springer enjoys constantly being on the
but at the same time, she always manages to
With her carefree, spontaneous nature, no
gross or painful to watch, and trust me it was
go, “I feel like I’m actually doing something
have fun with her friends,” said Casey
one would ever be able to guess that she is
somewhere along those lines; but it was more
productive with my day plus, I love helping
Anderson, a friend and UC student.
balancing a full time internship to complete
of a happy moment.
“Audrey is so dedicated and hardworking
people,” says Springer in a sweet but deter-
As long as Springer remembers what
her major, competing in her senior year track
The 17 hours of labor, eight stitches,
mined tone. It’s easy to see that she will go
motivated her to get involved with the med-
and field season while trying to find a job
blood, and pain was all worth it when the
far in the medical field; she has plenty of pas-
ical field, her strong work ethic, and time
after graduation.
mother heard that first cry from her baby.
sion and drive.
management skills, she should have no prob-
Audrey Springer is a senior at the
Although it was only the first birth I had ever
When asking Springer an interesting fact
lem being successful. She is concentrating
University of the Cumberlands and interns at
seen, it made everyone in the room want to
about herself, she gave me a sheepish smile
now to find a full time position in Knoxville
St. Joseph London Hospital to go along with
cry to be a part of a new life entering the
and told me how she enjoyed playing the gui-
at one of the local hospitals.
her public health major.
world.”
tar. I asked her to play a few chords for me
She came to UC
originally as biology major but soon changed
This has definitely been chaotic semester
and she was rather timid at first. Once she
to public health. When asked what inspired
for Springer. In the little spare time she does
brushed off her guitar and built up enough
her to enter the healthcare field, she replied
have, she says she does whatever she can to
courage, I got to hear a true talent. “Stairway
that her sister was diagnosed with a serious
not stress about graduation or school work.
to Heaven” had never sounded better. After
life-changing disease that branched from an
She mentioned the easiest ways for her to
she finished she looked up at me with a nerv-
athletic injury about five years ago and her
relax are going for a run, watching movies
ous expression and held her breath.
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Jered Medina: Refusing to Fold BY KRISTINA SMITH Staff Writer
He has a good poker face – well, some-
metatarsal in my left foot playing missionary
ability. I remember one time at work we were
at the University of the Cumberlands. With
times. Jered Medina’s dark eyes dart back
soccer,” says Medina. After a brief sidetrack
short staffed in the kitchen and I asked him to
the completion of three online classes Jered
and forth – analyzing each player. Eventually
explaining how he grew up in Las Vegas,
come back there with us to help us out and he
had the opportunity to travel to Ky. with his
it’s dwindled down to just two. Medina’s still
Nev., playing missionary soccer, which is
was more than happy to. He didn’t know a
brother to further his education and return to
in the game despite my doubts with his low
soccer where the goal is just a piece of wood
thing about what he was doing but despite the
wrestling while he was at it.
cards. He’s trying to pull the bluff, but his
constructed into a platform, Medina contin-
pressure he did well. He helped us out a lot
competition doesn’t know that.
ues on.
that day.”
After this explanation, Medina remarks that for him it was a straight forward “Why
There’s no real money on the line here,
“Since I broke my foot I went out for golf
Medina just shrugs off this praise by sim-
not?” moment and jumped at the opportunity.
although any bystander would think they
so that I could letter in another sport. To be
ply stating, “I just feel like there’s always
Five years of classes at UC and a Mid-
were witnessing a minor-league version of
honest with you, that’s probably the best
something that can be done or that you can be
South Conference Wrestler of the Week
the World Poker Tour. Tension. Lots of ten-
thing I ever did because in Vegas they have a
doing at the workplace.”
Award later, Medina is graduating with a
sion. Betting. Lots of betting, and Medina is
lot of 5-star golf courses that are around $200
Most people don’t realize though that
leading the way.
to $500 to play on and I got to play for free,”
Medina’s refusal to give in goes beyond high
he says. He refused to fold.
school sports and the workplace.
One final raise and I can’t help but look at
bachelor’s degree in exercise sport science. When asked where he goes from here, Medina lets out an anxious round of half-
Medina like he’s lost his mind. He responds
Eldest brother Andre Medina explains,
Graduating in May from the University of
hearted laughter, throws out some potential
with a simple cocked eyebrow and a quizzi-
“Jered was the youngest of five boys who
Cumberlands at age 28, Medina admits there
job possibilities which includes coaching
cally calm, “What?”. The competition called
most of which had tons of success in the sport
have been setbacks when it came to receiving
wrestling and teaching special education, but
his raise and the showdown soon ended.
of wrestling. He had a lot to live up to.”
a college degree.
ultimately he ends with a “I guess we’ll see.”
Medina lost. He was just bluffing after
Andre then goes on to enthusiastically
“Nobody here believes how old I am. I
A few rounds of poker later, with a
all. A quick shrug of the shoulders and a
explain the story of how his youngest brother
went to a junior college in Tuscon, Ariz., for
depleting stock of chips, Medina’s ever so
weary smirk then he says, “Anybody else
lost to a wrestler in district tournaments and a
two years after high school until I decided to
slightly nervously-shaking hands pushes his
would have folded.”
week later came back to beat the same
go back home and get a job there for the next
stack all in.
wrestler in the state tournament.
five years. Looking back, I wish I would
His eyes once again are darting back and
Medina throughout his life however. As a
“When he is challenged his hard work
have stayed in school because I would have
forth – this time from his vulnerable stack of
high school star-wrestler, cross country and
ethic kicks in,” says Andre. Co-worker Cody
been graduating a long time ago,” Medina
chips to his competitor. Once again, tension.
track competitor, and golf player he admits he
Mason agrees to this statement.
says.
Waiting.
That seems to be a common theme for
stayed pretty busy during those years. Reflecting upon his athletic feats which includes wresting state championships and
“Jered is one of the hardest working peo-
Still yet, always an optimist, Medina
His opponent doesn’t fold, but instead
ple I know. He is always there to help any-
remarks, “But I did find a really good job
flips his cards to reveal a worthless hand.
one out if they need it too,” Mason says.
while I was working. I worked my way up
Medina had won.
setting school records for track and field,
Currently employed at the Patriot
into a management position. I regret coming
I’m bewildered but Medina just looks and
Medina rather nonchalantly says “I was one
Steakhouse as a server, Medina is well-
back home but I definitely learned a lot of
gives that same curt shrug of the shoulders, a
of the best in my high school.”However, that
known to rise above expectations in difficult
things and got experience in a lot of different
sly smirk, and gathers up his valueless win-
was a bumpy road paved with obstacles.
situations in order to help his work team.
ways.”
nings.
“My sophomore year, two weeks after
Mason says, “Jered does what he’s asked
However, in 2008 brother Josh Medina
track season started, I broke the fifth
of work and tries to do it to the best of his
had the chance to pursue his master’s degree
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Profiles
SENIOR PROFILE: Steven Jeffries
BY WHITLEY WEST Staff Writer
Inside the door of a red candy cane-
Kentucky, University of Pikeville, or Lincoln
mind to do whatever he could in order to help
striped bungalow, Steven Jeffries is lounging
Memorial University. He has had a passion
who needed it. Here are few of the many he
on the couch with his music blasting - sur-
from the medical field ever since his child-
named.
rounded by Jimmy Buffet posters, Penguins
hood. Family influence also played a huge
“I guess it was about three years ago that
Hockey team merchandise, and classic rock
role in helping him decide his career path, as
I built a fence around my sister’s yard. I also
posters hanging from the walls leaving little
his father is a dentist and his brother Aaron is
went and painted her deck and porch around
white to show behind them. He turns the
currently in medical school at Lincoln
the same time, and I just fixed her toilet about
music down creating a long, awkward silence
Memorial University.
two or three weeks ago. I fix my brother’s
when he struggles to think of an answer to the
“Medicine’s just something I’ve wanted
gutters about once a year. Here in the next
question, “What is something unusual about
to do since I was little. I remember being like
few weeks I’m going to be building an end-
yourself
have
7 or 8 and reading the encyclopedia about
table for my sister, a blue-bird box for my
guessed?” With much thought, he finally
cardiology and the heart, as dorky as that
mom, a platform for the computer at my
responds, “Hmm. Maybe not what you’re
sounds. I wasn’t able to understand hardly
dad’s office, and lay tile in my Mamaw’s and
looking for, but I’m a huge Taylor Swift fan.”
any of it but I learned enough to know the
aunt’s bathrooms. I’m also about to start
Jeffries, a senior biology major at UC,
four chambers of the heart by memory and
mowing and weed eating for my dad and
chose to begin his journey at University of
where they were. I basically have wanted to
grandmother here in a few days, although I
the Cumberlands because of the convenience
go into cardiology ever since then, although I
do that every summer.”
in having a school practically at his doorstep.
called it ‘heart doctor’ at the time,” Jeffries
He has always been very family-oriented, and
said.
most
people
wouldn’t
He’s a regular handyman. Steven can repair practically anything you throw his
has enjoyed having the opportunity to go to
His brother Aaron Jeffries said, “He is
way. When I asked him how he acquired
school in his hometown of Williamsburg, KY
very selfless and is always willing to drop
these many skills he earnestly said, “Pap. I
surrounded by his family, quite literally. He is
what he is doing and help you out in any way
learned so much from working with him. All
next-door neighbors with his brother, grand-
that he can.”
of it. The first summer I worked for him I
mother, parents, and aunt, as they all have
"Steve is selfless, kind, hard-working and
built a pool house. Over the years, I gained
homes on a large hill that the family jokingly
endearingly awkward," said his longtime best
experience in plumbing by putting in my sink
calls “The Jeffries Compound.”
friend, Kenley Bidwell.
and replacing my apartment pipes. I also
After graduating from UC, he plans to
“Selfless” is the word that always comes
learned electrical work, roofing, flooring, and
finally leave Williamsburg in hopes of attend-
to mind when asked about Steven. He shared
building furniture too, among other things.”
ing medical school at University of
with me countless times where he didn’t
He went on to say that his grandfather had to
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be the biggest influence in his life because of the never-ending list of valuable things he taught him before he passed away last December. When he isn’t running, working out or helping someone out Jeffries is an assistant coach for Williamsburg Middle School’s football team where he has been in charge of the offense and calling plays for the past four years. With his help, the team became state champions a few years ago. I asked Steven how he would describe himself in three words and he responded, “Quiet. Laid back. Easy going.” Three words that perfectly describe this guy. He is just going with the flow of life, excited to see where it will take him. In ten years, Steven Jeffries sees himself becoming a doctor and staying in the area, taking his passion for people to the next step, into his career.
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