PARTY 2025
Super Good Quality! Super Good Vibes! Super Great Parties.
When we created HOUSE PARTY, we really leaned into that raw, nostalgic energy. We pulled in everything that makes a house party unforgettable – red cups, comfy sofas, pizza, and a removal truck-load of chaos. It’s like stepping into a real house, with seven floors each bringing its own vibe. Not your typical night out, plus, way more authentic than what you’ll find on the West End. HOUSE PARTY – where the fun is built in, and the clean-up is someone else’s problem. It’s our house, but your party. Browse our 2025 catalogue to rent your own space.
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The Teenagers Room
The Parents Bedroom
to 25 Guests
£1,000:-
The Living Room
1 PRIVATE BAR Slinging all your house party favourites, from cocktails to bottles of Hooch. 2 GAMES CONSOLES Thrash your mates at Mario Kart with the finest dual player console. 3 PIANO Slightly off key, but inarguably fun. A bit of Greensleeves never fails to lift the mood. 4 SECRET ROOM Uncover the secret room and relax in two Lazy Boy massage chairs that Joey and Chandler would be envious of.
5 PIZZA DELIVERY New York style pizzas delivered fresh to your party. Available in 12” and 18”.
Members
Mario Kart: where the most successful strategy is hoping everyone else crashes first.
The Kitchen
The Basement
1 STORMZY’S FIRST CAR Zim, zimmer, who got the keys to my bimmer?
2 DJ WASHING MACHINES for music that cleans up.
3 PRIVATE BAR Slinging all your house party favourites, from cocktails to bottles of Hooch.
4 BEER PONG Shit is about to get real. Battle it out over a beer or two.
5 PIZZA DELIVERY New York style pizzas delivered fresh to your party. Available in 12” and 18”.
6 PLAYLIST PARTY it’s like TRL, but instead of screaming fans, it’s just your mates side-eyeing you.
7 INCLUDES QUEUE JUMP VIP treatment starts at the door. No waiting on mum’s watch.
The Terrace
1 BBQ the steaks are high and the views are well-done!
2 DOG KENNEL bring your own bone.
3 PICNIC BENCHES because all worthy conversations happen in the smoking area.
4 THE POTTING SHED a same level cloakroom for all your storage needs.
Members
Family
George Foreman approved (not fact checked)
SLAMMO HERBIE
FLÄTTËN
RÖLLÏN ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS
SPRÏNKLË
Unfold your rolling paper. Sticky side up, like the floor of the House Party at 3 AM.
Gently distribute the herbal mix across the paper. Aim for an even spread.
LÏCKËN
Apply a delicate, slightly awkward lick to the sticky edge. Bonus points if you make eye contact with a baddie across the room.
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FÜMËN RÖLLËN
Begin rolling like you’re folding a fitted sheet: awkward, but with determination.
FÖRBERED
TEQUILÅ ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS
Light it. Inhale. Exhale.
CONTENTS:
• 1 x House Party Rizla
• 1 x Filter (Optional, but classy)
• 1 x Loose Herbal Mix (or... “spices”)
• 2 x Shaky Hands
Set the stage. Grab your shot glass, lime and salt. Make sure it looks like you know what you’re doing even if you don’t.
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BITTËN SALTËN REPEAT SHOTTA
Lick your hand. Sprinkle a little salt on the top of your hand, between your thumb and index finger. Nice and wet for the regret to adhere
Take the shot of tequila like a champ. Don’t hesitate. The quicker, the better.
CONTENTS:
• 1 x Shot Glass
• 1 x Tequila
• 1 x Lime (or Lemon if you’re rebellious)
• 1xSalt
• 1 x Confident Attitude
Immediately bite into the lime. The citrus should remind you that you’re alive and this isn’t how it all ends.
If you’re still standing, consider taking another shot. If you’re not, well, try again tomorrow.
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