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(ii Weallhave people who wesecretly hate, andtheholidays canbeagood timeto make them suffer. Here aresme giftsfor those youdon't want tohave happy holidays. OUT OFSIGHT A one-wayticket to Baghdad will get your enemiesout of your hair forever. Most Americans can·t find Iraq on a map, so convincingthem that Baghdadis a "tropical paradise" shouldn'tbe too tough.
HOME COOIIN' Everyoneloves Christmas cookies,so considera nice plate of cookies bakedwith a laxative The best thing is the effect may be a little delayed,giving you time to make a getawayand making it harder for your enemy to pin the crime on you
a car from a friend wtthouttelling your friend.Then give it to your mark. Yourenemy will be so amazedat the gift that he or she won't question it. Wait until your friend reports the car stolen, then tip off the police as to its whereabouts. Sit back and enjoy the ensuing hilarity
By Jason Kalchik THI T LESCOPE
San Diego State University has decided not to accept undergraduate enrollment applications for the Spring 2004 semester. SDSU is the first school in the California State University system to take this measure, which college officials said is an attempt to offset historic enrollment growth. The number of undergraduates applying to the university has risen 57 percent since 1996. "We are currently over-enrolled by about 1,000 full-time equivalent students this was unexpected ," sa id Jason Foster, a university spokesman. "By far, the lion's shar~ of students ARTHURANDERSON / THETELESCOPE that we accept in the spring semester are upper division transfer students." Leftto right:JimCooper, LuisDelValle,NatalieKnuthandDavidBoydpracticeusingfireextinguishers, Dec.4. This means the majority of these students are transferring from San Diego's numerous . community colleges, including Palomar. A representative for the Palomar College Transfer Center said that they had not yet taken agency that specializes m fire-related any steps toward accommodating students who injuries. were previously planning to transfer to SDSU in Before they got down to the actual the spring of 2004. firefighting, the group of about 15 students and faculty received a course detailing all of SEE SDSU,PAGE 4 the different classes of fires - A, B, C, D and the newly-coined K - and the extinguishers and techniques needed to defeat them. By Charles Steinman "I thought it was kind of cool," said theater THI TELESCOPE st udent Dan Majors. "I didn't know all the "Somebody call 911!" yelled Sarah Gauthier, kinds of fire extinguishers." as she and three other st udents stepped For instance, Roy said, the fire forward with fire extinguishers in their hands. extinguishers they would be using that day They sprayed the fire and waited to see if it are only made to handle type B and C fires, would go out. Gauthier cheered as the smoke fires that burn flammable liquids or electrical cleared, revealing their success. fires. This was the conclusion to an hour-long A wood or paper fire, type A, would take a training course given by Ron Roy to students different kind of fire extinguisher. and staff at the Howard Brubeck Theatre Dec. Roy told them new ABC-type fire 4. extinguishers, which are quickly becoming Roy has trained professional rescue workers, and was giving the presentation on behalf of By Jessica Musicar the Burn Institute, a nonprofit health care SEE FlRE,PAGE 17 THI TELESCOPE
Fire drill at performingarts Studentsandlaeu/tylearn first-handhowto light varioustypes of fires.
ACODENTS HAPIIIN A thoughtfulgift of rubber sheetsto help childrenwho wet the bed can be a devastating blow to somebody's ego when given in a public location. "Youknow,just in case:•you say as your mark opens the package.
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FRIEND If a puppyis a good gift, 'lmi.l•vr.ie a fullygrown and trained attack-Rotweiler oughtto be a greatone. When your enemytakes the muzzleoff the beast,givethe dog the commandto attack.Nothingwill helpyour holiday spiritmorethan seeingthoseyou hatespendthe winterin traction.
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Students create toys for the needy By Chanel Hachez THI TELESCOPE
ave you ever been inspired to do something nice for someone else? You might after knowing that Palomar's woodworking program, along with the Woodworkers Association of San Diego, dedicated their time and energy in a Christmas toy making workshop for two Saturdays in November. Forty students woke up early on two Saturdays to participate in the fourth annual workshop. They learned to make toys which will be donated to different CHRISTOPHER DONEZ/ THETELESCOPE charities within San Diego. "400 different toys are spread throughout the San Palomar Woodworkilg student Roger~
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A proposal to reorganize the instructional divisions has been made to more fairly distribde academic programs under the deans ' offices. It will also create the new Career and Technical Education Division. Diane Lutz, the assistant superintendent and vice president for instruction and deans made the proposal and brought it before faculty, Nov. 13, for discussion. Lutz said the reorganization would balance the workload among the deans, give them a more reasonable workload and provide a voice for the Extended Education Department. It will also move similar programs together to prevent crossdepartmental loads. Despite possible benefits to the deans, the proposal is receiving criticism from some faculty and department chairs. Departments such as business education, which are part of the Media, Business and Community Services Division, will be moved into the Career and Technical Education Division. Media, business and community services is currently led by interim SEE INSTRUCTION, PAGE 9
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