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ETELESCOPE

Palomar College · Volume 21

Number

33 · A Publication of the Associated Students ·

April 21~

San Marcos, Calif.

92069

Club Council to consider ten per cent activity tax

Arnold Senterfitt, noted author and member of the "Flying Samaritans ," displays a map of Baja Mexico, where he and other medical doctors donate time and medicine to the impoverished residents of villages.

Senterfitt's speech , delivered last Friday, was received by a small audience.

In addition to explaining the work of the Flying Samaritans, Senterfitt showed a film of the work of the doctors in Mexico.

Author tells of Flying Samaritans' charity work to Newman Club Published author A r no 1 d Senterfitt spoke to a small audience about the local Flying Samaritans last Wednesday.

Sponsored by the Newman Club, Senterfitt gave a brief explanation of the Flying Samaritans and showed a film of the Samaritans' work in Mexico.

The Samaritans) he said, "are a group of medical professionals who take medicine to Baja, California, to places where there is no medical care."

Accompanying Sent e r fit t was Red Birdsell, a 1 abo rat or y technician at Convair in San Diego.

"Red sees more of the patient care than I do," Senterfitt said. "I've seen him set up nearly complete laboratory facilities in a place the size of a phone booth."

Senterfitt attributed the Samaritans' origin to Dr. Dale Hoyt. · "Dr. Hoyt, upon visiting Baja, noticed the lack of medical facilities and the inability of people to pay for medical care.

"He opened his black bag and began treating people that day. The doctor received 22 patients that day. He had to stop treatment, because he ran out of medicine. But he promised to return in two weeks.

"And so Hoyt went back two weeks later, and two weeks after that and so on " Senterfitt continued. "Soon he began

to get help from others."

The film showed the Samaritans at two of the five established clinfcs1 El Rosario and Colnette.

Samaritans either fly or drive to the medical centers, usually traveling down to Baja every other weekend.

Most of the equipment used has been donated. Medicines are doctor's samples or pharmaceutical ·houses' gifts.

Ofte·n one doctor will see over 100 patients a day, working well into the night. The patients travel to the clinic by horseback or on foot.

"There are about 100 members enrolled in the club J 50 of which are active," Senterfitt stated.

Included in the organization are x-ray technicians, truck drivers, pilots and dentists. Two students from Sweetwater High School in San Diego were seen · in the film. The students do secretarial and file work and conduct interviews of patients at the clinics.

Besides spending weekends in Baja, Senterfitt is working on a book to be published soon, "Airports of Mexico and British Honduras." He has also written "Airports of Baja, California."

Tomorrow, Dennis Bostic.., zoology instructor here, will discuss "Doing things for others," at 11 a.m. in F-22.

A Folk Mass is scheduled for April 7 at Mission San Luis Rey at. 1 p.m.

Newman Club meetings are held every Wednesday at 11 a.m. in F-22.

Steve Frazee volunteers to work for ~another guy' In Cameroun "No one wants to help another guy." says Steve Frazee. "Everyone is too concerned with themselves."

Steve is going to do something to help "another guy." Beginning in the summer of 1969, he will be working for the Peace Corps1 setting up 4-H programs in Cameroun. He has been active in the Escondido 4-H for several years.

Cameroun, in . central Africa on the Atlantic coast, is part arid desert and humid jungle. Although unsure of which climate he will be assigned to, Frazee is fairly certain that hewill be working alone since there are o ply some 70 volunteers in the entire country.

After his graduation from Palomar, Frazee plans to spend two years there and attempt to learn the languages and rlialects of the country. ''As long as someone really needs help, as long as they are r e a 11 y underdeveloped) we should help them " he said.

Frazee joins the almost 5,000 Californians who have served in the Peace Corps since its inception in 1961.

The Peace Corps is formed of volunteers who enlist their services to the organization for a period of two years. These volunteers are selected on the basis of their skill and the need of the Corps for that skill.

Volunteers are sent to approximately 40 countries in Asia, Latin America and Africa. Qualified personnel,such as teachers and civil engineers, are in great demand in the less developed nations of Africa and Latin America.

Volunteers In Service To America , "Vista." recently conducted a recruiting

drive on Palomar's campus.

Vista works in the ghetto areas of this country as well as on Indian reservations and in mental institutions. Acceptance into the Vista and Peace Corps programs are based on previous experiences in work and nonpaying programs such as charity work, etc. The Vista program enlistee is involved for one year, with options to re-enlist for two additional years. Male en 1 is tees are granted occupational deferments for the duration of their tenure.

Steve Frazee

The Inter-Club Council will vote on a proposal to charge a 10 per cent tax on all club activities grossing more than $50 at their regular Thursday meeting in R-3 at 11 a.m . The tax is contained in a proposal to establish an ICC treasury, according to ASB vicepresident Paul Hauptman.

At the present time each club has its own treasury and is responsible for maintaining its own account. This present sitiuation would remain the same with the addition of a general club fund.

One section of the proposal calls for 10 per cent of profit gained by clubsponsored activities to be put into a general ICC treasury.

The sponsored activity must net the

NEWS BRIEFS Palomar's honor club , Alpha Gamma Sigma, will be sponsoring a scholarship Bake Sale Drive Thursday evening and Friday at 11 a.m. in the Student Union.

Proceeds go to this semester's scholarship fund.

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* * • "The New Cinema.:• · a collection of short films showing a new aspect of the motion picture industry is showing tonightfor the last tim~. T,he screening will be in ES-19 at 7:15 . ,The presentations are free and open to the public.

These short films contain totally new dimension in cinema, ideas which will probably continue through the next decade. This is the last opportunity to see the works that have sold out in New York, San Franciso and Los Angeles.

'Mother Courage' postpontrl one week Opening night for Palomar College's Drama Department's last production, "Mother Courage," has been changed from April 18 to April 25 , according to Frank White, head of the Drama Department.

The extra week was make available due to the cancellation of a dance exhibition scheduled for the same room, Casting for the different roles of the play have been completed and the actors are in rehearsal.

The plot of the story revolves around the efforts of a woman to keep herself and her family alive during the 30 Year War in 17th Century Europe.

Each of her sons is directly involved in the war and all eventually die due to the conflict before the end of the play , according to White.

"The play is strongly anti-war," commented White.

The drama will run April 25-27 and May 2-4 at 8 p.m. in P-33.

'Spring Fling' tickets still available here Tickets for the big Disneyland "Spring Fling" set for this Saturday night from 8 to 1 a.m. are still being sold in the Student Union from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. ·every day.

Additional tickets had to be orde red since the first 80 were sold.

T he p r i c e of the ticket is $5 pe r p e r son. This includes bus transportation up and back and unlimited use of the park.

Top rock bands. swing music and more than 4 0 0 prizes including a new automobile will be added to Disneyland's F 1 in g especially designed for young adults .

Entertainers. will include the Califo rnians . the Levee Loungers , the Moods , the Premiers. the Mustangs with special gues t s tar Bobby Vee and many more . ·'Spring Fling" prizes include and new :\l e rcury :\Iontego, Finder electric guitar a nd other musical instruments 1 General Electric Porta-Color television set, six Honda 50's and a trip for two by United .-\ir Lines for the world premier of \V a l f Disney's "The One and Only O riginal Family Band :" .-\.mong other prizes are Muntz Stereos. a c hauffeur-driven limousine for ten days. Bullock's gift certificates totalling $800. Kodak Instamatic movie cameras. . Angell baseball tickets and record albums.

club no less than $50 in order for ICC to claim 10 per cent, however.

Funds which do not meet the $50 mark will · go entirelv to the treasury of the club which sponsored the activity.

Anotlier section of the proposal would allow "up to 70 per cent of the Pep Club treasury" to be used "to provide financial assistance to the ICC when called upon by a two-thirds vote of ICC members."

Pep Club would be permitted to withdraw up to 100 per cent of its own accumulated funds at any time out of this treasury.

By allotting 70 per cent of its own treasury, Pep Club would be ·providing a financial basis for the ICC funos.

Further items of the proposal would

provide one ICC sponsored activity for every three open club-sponsored activities.

Hauptman's proposal also calls for means of interest free borrowing from the ICC funds by the clubs. Borrowing would be permitted if the club wished to sponsor an event of ·"· high caliber."

Methods of repayment and penalities for failure to repay are also listed.

Hauptman cited the main purpose of his proposal as being "to better serve the social desires of the students at Palomar; by making available to them activities of the highest caliber at the lowest possible price . " All sections of the proposal must gain a two-thirds majority vote of the ICC representatives.

No new classes in fall because of tax defeat "No new courses will be offered fall semester due to the failure of the March 12 tax election," stated Virgil Bergman, dean of instruction.

Although no new courses are added to the schedules, additions in courses and programs have been made to the curriculum. They are included in the catalog supplement this spring.

The Curriculum Committee voted to change the graduation requirement b.3. behavioral science to read as follows: "Social or Behavioral Science (including A. 1 above) ... 6 units" Program changes include the formation of the Aeronautics Associate of Arts Degree. The first part of the program will be taught at Palomar. The second part will be taken bv the student at a commercial airport at the student's own expense and risk.

The course is designed to provide students with the basic skills and knowledge for employment in the aviation field. The college is fully approved by the Federal Aviation Agency for all ground school instruction.

New courses approved by the Curriculum Committee include three in Aeronautics: Aeronautics 11, Basic Flight Training; Aeronautics 12, Advanced Flight Training; and Aeronautics 5, Celestial Navigation and Nautical Astronomy, which is crosslisted with the Astronomy Department.

Twenty courses of the Dental Assisting curriculum were approved by the committee. Any further action on patterns for the AA degree or certificate were tabled.

Dr. John Schettler, ASB financial advisor and assistant superintendent, said· that since there are insufficient funds to offer the program in the fall, it would be appropriate to take up the matter in the first committee meeting in the fall of 1968.

It was decided that the Dental Assisting program would not be included in the course supplement. It was thought it might cause confusion to the students since the program is not offered.

Two changes in separate certificate

programs involved an addition and a substitution in the Photo-journalism certificate and the Library Technology cer::- · tificate.

Graphic Arts 1 Fundamentals, was added to the Photo-journalism program and brought the total units for the certificate to 26.

English 1B or English 35 are deleted from the Library Technology certificate and replaced by Business 51A or Business 53A. New changes in the English department include English 1A as a prerequisite for English 15 Classical Mythology; 16, the Bible in Literature; 17 introduction to Shakespeare; and 30, Literature and Ideas as well as the cross-listed Philosphy 30.

Gene Jackson, head of the English Department said "that it is next to impossible for a student to survive in these courses unless they have had English 1A. The reason for the prerequisite is not to keep students out of the course but to give them an opportunity to pass the course once they are registered in it."

Eligibility for English 1A or instructor permission is prerequisite for all beginning foreign language courses. Adoph Heyne, foreign language department head said, "It is the feeling of the department that, if students do not qualify for English 1A 1 they cannot do the work in the language course." He further stated. "that without a proper background in grammar in English, too much time is spent with those students who have no idea what a verb or an adjective is."

Changes in the Life Science Department include the removal of the prerequisites from Biology 1 and a change has made it a required course for all life science majors transferring to San Diego State. Four courses have been renumbered: Botany 1A to Botany 1; Botany 1B to Botany 2; and Zoology 1A-1B to two separate courses, Zoology 20 and 21.

Vocational Work Experience Education 54A-B was added to the curriculum .

Drawing,. printmaking exhibit to open In Boehm Gallery Thursday The Palomar College drawing and printmaking award exhibit opens Thursday in the Boehm Gallery with a recep.tion !)j: 11 a.m.

Consisting of drawings and prints from across the nation . all exhibition entries were juried by Russ Baldwin and Harry Bliss art instructors. This jury process is to eliminate unsuitable entries.

Sam Amoto. art professor at UCLA .will be the final juror or judge for the purchase award of $750.

Following Amoto's decision , one or more of the drawings and/or prints will be purchased. The $750 was budgeted by the spring 1967 Student Council. The art department had asked for $1500.

"The show would not have been possible had it not had the generous aupport of the Student Council." commented Baldwin Gallery director.

Last year. two sculptures "Flight" and "Growth Svnthesis " were purchased by the Student Body in the invitational sculpture purchase award exhibit.

"Flight " by Kenneth Hass rick of Los

Angeles , is located west of the Student Union between the chemistry and science buildings. Since last year Hassrick and his work have been frequently mentioned by leading nationally circulated art magazines.

Michael Arntz's "Growth Synthesis" is in the lobby of the Fine Arts Library and Boehm Gallery. It will soon be moved to in front of the Gallery. Arntz. professor of art at UC at Santa Barbara has received the Louis-Comfort-Tiffany award of $2500. Only twenty of these are given out nationally 1 according to Baldwin.

Funds totaling $1100 were raised to purchase the two sculpturepieces. Aside from the ASBallotment, the bronze casting and ceramic sculpture were purchased with con t rib uti on s from the Patrons of Palomar and citizens of the community.

"Any individual in the college or community may purchase any ofthe available e xhibits." stated Baldwin. "No commis s ion will he c harged."

Joan Kattelmqpn

THE TELESCOPE In 1962, the Student Publications Board established a Code of Ethi cs with the cooperation of the m embers

of all c ampus publications.

Local newspaper pub-

Ushe rs were asked to comment and they said the code

was complete.

Two statements from that code are

pertinent today: •Within the framework of school coverage, sen-

sattonaltsm. glorlflcatton, and favoritism should not be tole rated. " Coverage of national or international occurrences should be govern-ad by the proximity of the event and the direct relationship of the event to the students.

These events should be considered

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Agele5s kingdom of escape offers cnnual Spring Fling

when they occur on c ampus or broughtlntothe college program directly. • · Opinions expressed In this paper In signed editorial• and arti c les are the views of the writers and do not

neces sarily represent optn1ons of the staff, v1ewa of the Associated Student Body Council, college administration. or the Board of Governors.

The TELESCOPE invites responsible •guest edltortale• or letters to the editor. All communicattona must be signed by the author.

The TELESCOPE as a student newspaper must represent the entire spectrum

of student thought.

Staff editorial

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-Touch football on the White House lawn?

By Steve Schneider Who's best suited for the White House?

In the coming presidential election, there will undoubtedly be many campaign issues brought to the surface 1ly tlie candidates.

They will probably be arguing about such unimportant issues as the Vietnam war, c rime in the streets , poverty , etc. However, I feel that there is one issue which !Yi!.l most likely go unnoticed which overrides all other issues.

That i~ which candidate wants and needs the presidency the most?

I'm sure that you'll agree that the person who needs the presidency the most is Bobby Kennedy. After all, a man with 10 children needs a home the size of the White House in order to get them out of his hair once in a while.

I feel that President Johnson and the bird lady from Texas should try to find a smaller home now that the children are grown and gone. Evidently , the President agrees as shown by his announcement Sunday night that he will not run in the November election. After al~ the second and third floors of the White House are devoted primarily to bedrooms and with only the two of them there remains a lot of space that could be used to alleviate the overcrowding of Kennedy's family.

No other candidate for the office of

president can match the size of Bobby's brood. Nixon has two daughters who before long will be married ( the oldest is presently engaged to Dwight Eisenhower· III), thereby leaving the exact situation as in the Johnson family.

If you examine the floorplan of the White House , you can easily see that it is a young child's dream . Inside its walls are swimming pools, a playroom, gym •.theatre and 18 acres of ground for children to play touch football or any other game.

Let's put a president in the White House that will make good use of the facilities provided in the first house of the nation .

Disregard all of the arguments and promises made by the different candidates during the next few months, because no matter what they say , once they get into office, they will most assuredly fulfill the same amount ofprom1ses no matter who they are--none.

Let's help a family solve their overcrowded conditions by letting them move into the :size of housP. they definitely need.

After aU, I always did enjoy going to a drive-in movie and see a newsreel of the President and his family enjoying a friendly game of toucb football on the White House Lawn.

Student commentary

Club week approval unanimous Students polled unanimously agreed that the recent Club Week was a success, Many of them expressed the enthusiasm and unity that the week's events brought to the campus was very good.

They disagreed, however, as to the time of year Club Week should be held. Most students seemed to feel the .Inter'-Club Council project should be at the beginning of the fall semester.

This week's question was "Do you think Club Week was : SJJcess.ful? Do you think it's a worthwhile tradition to start at Palomar and when do you think it should be held?" .. ; Diane Landfear, sophomore-"Yes) I believe that Club Week was.notonly suecessful but generated an enthus~am even greater than that of Homecoming. Definitely-:- it should be continued, if just for the reason of getting students· working together for a purpose. The timing would have to be determined differently each year, with regard to other scheduled activities. Let's have it again; it was great!"

Jim Vaught freshman--"Yes, it helps to promote school spirit by bringing the

Jim Vaught

Sharon Palecki

Linda Welch

student body closer together. It should be expanded to have even more events for the whole student body to enter."

Larry DeBoever, freshman--"The success of Club Week can be measu.red only by looking at individual events. The frosh light show was not a success and the AGS candy sale was not a success. The three worthwhile activities were the balloon f~ht, the Peace and Freedom booth, ai.).d the Frosh dunking booth. Club Week seemed to drag out until Friday when things began to happen.

I suggest that it be a tradition but u.. mit it to two or three days."

Ron Simecka freshman--"Yes, Club Week was a s.uccess. I have worked hard for the ASB and I enjoyed seeing the project through. Very seldom are crowds drawn at Palomar, but every activity was met with much enthusiasm during Club Week. I think that all the stUdents involved with the trike race and dunking booth and ev(:lrything else should be given a vote Jf thanks for all the work they did. It is through projects like this that the word apathy is slowly leavln'g Palomar's campus.

Linda Welch, freshman--"It seems as though this was one of the few successful spirit-raising activities at Palomar. I think a good time for it would be in second semester when stuoents are well oriented."

Sharon Dempsey, freshman--•club Weekwasasuccess, but I think it would have been much better to have it at the beginning of the year instead of so late in the second semester. This way, the incoming freshmen would be able to · see right away what clubs are on campus and are available."

Maralyn Fairservice freshman--"! believe Club Week was a great success! I think that itshould be held at the beginning of the year because people interested in clubs would like to know what each club is going to participate in throughQut the year.

Club Week is very worthwhile and I enjoyed the whole week's activities."

Michele Noone, sophomore ... -"This Club Week should be at the beginniQg of each semester for the benefit of new students. A large calendar of the week's activities could be postea in the Student Union."

Sharon Palecki, sophomore-- "Taking into consideration that this was the first Club Week held at Palomar, I feel that it was received with sufficient amount of enthusiasm by the student body.

I feel that there is a · definite need for advance publicity so that students will be more aware of what is scheduled on what daYJ so that they will be able to get more involved in the activities . " Anthony Walker freshman--"Yes, taking into consideration that this was the first time it was held.

Besides, this was the first time all clubs worked together for a mutual project . Club Week should be a tradition started at Palomar. It should be held ·about the same time as it was this year."

Larry DeBoever

Michele Noone

As CeCe sees it

T-h-e P-i-l-1

By Cecelia Lodico Out of all the pills available on the market today, one is still missing.

College students can purchase pills to satisfy or rectify nearly every need.

Except for one, that is.

There are pills to prevent babies from arriving. (This is especially convenient during an election year. Such as when tax overrides fail and funds are generally not available.)

There are pills that "flake out"' in your stomach.

Pills that have the power of working in half the time , which, as the commercials showJ ruins your Timex watch by crue):llng the crystal in half.

And there are pills to make you sleep. After dozing for awhile, you take a pill to counteract the sleeping pill. This pill keeps you awake in class.

Then there are the new extra-strength vitamin pil.ls commonly referred to as pep pills.

When you want to be in a you take a goof ban pill.

If you want to get fat, you take a pill~ There are also pills to make you slrtnny.

But the one aspect o~ callege life the scientists have oveTk>oked is probably the most important. The text books.

Where, Twentieth Century good mood,

scientists, is a pill to make college students study?

Think of it, folks! How many times have you sat down , tried to study but really been unable to concentrate?

Thoughts wander from "What will I wear Saturday night?" to "If only I'd practiced a little harder, I could have won that tennis match."

The directions on the study pills could r e ad: "Take one pill one -half hour before study time."

Instantly, brainwaves would be oriented to your text books and nothing else .

Definite dosages could be prescribed "Take one before studying.

Increase dosage if better grades are desired."

Naturally with science moving foreward as it is , the study pills would undergo constant perfection.

Later , there could be time capsules. A lZ hour study capsule. You could do a wli.ole week's study in half a day because your brain would be intensely working on your textbOoks alone.

Then you could goof off with your goof balls or snooze with your sleep ptlls or whatever you care to do.

The challenge is presented.

And college students of America await the outcome.

[ informal editorials ]

Our College Cbmmunity STUDENTS GAIN BENEFITS Attead all your classes and earn money for Palomar College. Each regularly enrolled student is worth $250 this week if he attends every class.

The State pays Palomar on an overall daily attendance and on the average of the four cenus weeks occuring during the schOol year. This is the final census.

Dr. John Schettler, ASB financial advisor, stated that "the actual cost is a little over :1:750 per year and the approximately $250 allotted by the state is only 1/4 of the cost."

In order for the college to receive any benefit) you must attend all classes all week. · LAST DANCE FRIDAY 'G 1 ass Family and the 'Strange Ones' will perform Friday night in the Student Un-

THE TELESCOPE Editor-in-Chief . . ; Cecelia Lodico Page 1, Tuesday . . . Jerry Nicholas Assistant. . . . . . Steve Krueger Page 2, Tuesday. . Joan Kattelmann Assistant. . . . . . Jan Donoho Page 1, Friday. . Steve Schneider Assistant. , , Corky Wisniewskl Page 2, Friday. . . Rick Monroe Assistant. . , . . . . Dave Conrad News Editor. . . . . . . . . Joe Wu Exchange Editor. , , , , Sherr! Hall Reporters. • . . . . . Neil Hoffman, Ken Kline, Tom Wheeler Advertisements. • . : Dianna Houser, Jim Reeploeg Photographers ... ... ........ .. Don Bartlett!, Ted Karounos, Bob Nelson Journalism Advisor. . . Fred Wilhelm Photography Advisor. • Justus Ahrend Graphic Arts Advisor . James McNutt

ion from 8 to 12 p .m.

Admission is $1.50 a head and only college ASB card holders will be admitted.

PAPER POLICIES EXPLAINED New to this edition is a staff editorial. For the sake of Clarification, the term means that the material was written by a single staff member. The expressed viewsdo not necessarily represent the entire opinion of the Telescope staff.

All contributions including letters to the editors must be typed, doubl~ spaced and signed by the contributor. All materials must besuomitted at least three days prior to the publication date that they wish the material published.

Mid terms , deficiency · notices and term paper outlines head the agenda before spring break. This is the last week of classes before a whole week to spend lying in the sun thinking about t~ose term projects due on return to our academw mecca.

One bright spot at the end of this week is Saturday's Spring Fling in the ageless and of escap~-­ Disneyland. Tickets are on sale in the Student Umon all this week for $5 apiece.

The pathways to this surrealistic spot have changed since we bounded down them with swinging braids, shining braces and skinned knees while holding hands with the crew cut kid in madras bermuda shorts.

As children ft was easy to escape completely from our academic world of half-understood realities to the wonder of pixies, pirates and steamboats that sail around the bend in the river into adventure.

It's a place where the food tastes better than Mom'·s because it is served and prepared by animate objects of Walt Disney's imagination. It's a trip into the past to see Grandma's world in bustling reality on Main Street contrasted by the future where we become the generation discussed on Main Street.

There are the real king-size animals that inhabit the park and travel freely from the past to the present, into the future and back to Fantasyland where the exciting worlds of our favorite tales reside. Characters in Disney's creations become animate and we melt into the pages of his classics for the exchange of a "C" ticket.

TIPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL ESCAPE A few things are essential for survial and fun on an excursion lasting half the night. Personal attire shouldn't consist of a straight skirt or tootight trousers for the simple reason that either would make riding the Matterhorn, merry-go-round or rockets-to-the-moon an embarassing experience: Minis are very unsuccessful unless you're riding solo.

Footwear is a problem depending on what vacinity of the park that you happen to be in. The worst spot for wearing sandals is in the newly finished New Orleans Square. Visitors are so busy looking at the architecture that they ignore the protruding feet of fellow sightseers. You can always tell the people who have been in that area because their bandaged feet remind you of a bunch of Chinese girls from the Ming Dynasty.

Near the Square is the Mark Twain , the paddlewheeler on the river. This watery conveyance offers a special bonus if you can manage to get clearance to the wbeelho_use. Tb.e _skipper is very .cordial and will accredit_y~ with anrefficial pilot license. Don't refer to the wheelhouse ·as "upstairs" or you'll 'lose your license and send the skipper into gales of laughter.

There is a ourlousphenomenon across from Tom Sawyer's Island that everyone should file past and observe. It is the Haunted Mansion. It has been under construction for five vears and will not be completed until 1971. The reason for such lengthly construction is that the crews must capture same 200 spooks to take up residence in the place.

One final tip: No pregnant women, people with crutches. or neck braces are allowed on the Matterhorn or the Pirates of the Carribean (don't sit in the front seat on this one, you'll get a shower.)

REALITIES ANCHOR OUR MINDS It is harder for us to leave the world of the Vietnam War; racism; hassling police; friends who have flipped out on the psychedelics; and the absurd logic of General Hershy, commonly called the draftJ to go spinning madly~ on the flying teacups of Fantasyland. Our generation is trying to understand and change the ills that we see ID society through a variety of radical methods. It almost seems that we can't take the time from our reform campaign to return to ·childish bliss even for an ocassional fling. It would give us !lill the chance to vent pent-up frustrations and go running around with balloons tied to our wrists and melt back into the subconcious that fondly craves escape to the Magic Kingdom.

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