30 april 2015 tv guide

Thursday April 30th BBC1 BBC2 EastEnders, 7.30pm

8 9 10 11

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

Emmerdale, 7pm

The Supervet, 8pm

The Classic Car Show, 7pm

6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (S)(R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S) 11.00 Channel Patrol (S) 11.45 Cowboys and Angels (S) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) 1.00 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) 1.45 Doctors (S) 2.15 Land Girls A break-in at the Manor House leads to a riot. (S) (R) 3.00 Decimate Three friends compete. (S) 3.45 Escape to the Country (S)(R) 4.30 Flog It! (S)(R) 5.15 Pointless (S)(R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News Programmes; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R)

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.00 Channel Patrol (S)(R) 7.45 Cowboys and Angels (S)(R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Great British Garden Revival (S)(R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire News and current affairs. (S) 11.00 BBC News (S) 11.30 BBC World News (S) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) 1.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship The first semi-final gets under way. (S) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast By the UK Independence Party. (S) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S)(R) 6.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship The second semi-final begins. (S)

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 This Morning (S) 10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.00 This Morning (S) 12.30 Loose Women (S) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) 3.59 ITV Regional Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard. (S) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S) 6.00 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00 Countdown (S)(R) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S) (R) 9.25 Four in a Bed (S)(R) 10.30 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 12.00 Channel 4 News (S) 12.05 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 1.05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Deal or No Deal Beat-the-banker game show. (S) 4.00 Three in a Bed Rival B&B hosts in Glastonbury, Bournemouth and Shropshire compete. (S)(R) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Secrets of Great British Castles (S)(R) 1.15 Home and Away (S) 1.45 Neighbours (S) 2.15 NCIS The team investigates the murder of a marine. (S)(R) 3.15 FILM Murder on the 13th Floor (2012) (12) Thriller, starring Tessa Thompson. (S) 5.00 5 News at 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Georgia is arrested when Nick finds her in his room.

(S)(R) 6.00 Home and Away (S)(R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

7.00 The One Show Topical stories from around the UK. (S) 7.30 EastEnders Kat and Alfie finally open up about their feelings; (S) BBC News; Regional News (S)

8.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial The best three candidates from the week have to produce a threecourse menu embracing local ingredients for a room full of customers, before one is given the job of head chef. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Laurel puts her life in danger. (S) 7.30 New Players, New Politics?: Tonight Julie Etchingham interviews Nicola Sturgeon, Leanne Wood and Natalie Bennett. Last in the series. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 7.55 Party Election Broadcast A campaign outline by a political party. (S)

7.00 The Classic Car Show Quentin Willson and Jodie Kidd present highlights of the programme. Last in the series; (S) 5 News Update (S)

8.00 Question Time Election Leaders Special With the General Election just a week away, David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband come on in turn and face questions from the audience. (S)

9.00 The Game New series. The head of MI5 assembles a special committee when a defecting KGB officer reveals the existence of a Soviet plot. Thriller set in 1972, with Tom Hughes and Brian Cox. (S)

8.00 Emmerdale A panicked April rings for an ambulance. (S) 8.30 Double Decker Driving School A 20-year-old trainee has a near miss with oncoming traffic. Last in the series. (S)

8.00 The Supervet A Labrador has a life-threatening tumour in its leg, a cat’s heart stops beating during its recovery from an operation, and a lurcher is brought in with shotgun wounds. (S)(R)

8.00 The Body in the Freezer: Countdown to Murder The events leading up to the death of Rebecca Thorpe in March 2010, when her partner, pub landlord Michael Tucker, shot her; (S)(R) 5 News at 9 (S)

9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share John and Kayleigh get to know each other a little bit better. (S)

10.00 W1A Anna puts herself forward for the newly advertised role of Head of Better. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

9.00 Fraud Squad New series. City of London Police detectives investigate criminals who have made millions conning victims into buying worthless land they claim is ripe for property development. (S)

9.00 The Island with Bear Grylls Lauren, Beth and Belinda set animal traps and eventually snare a pig, which could mean salvation for struggling Georgina – if they can kill their catch. (S)

9.00 The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi heads to the Dorset seaside resort of Bournemouth to help the owner of a struggling hotel where all 55 bedrooms have been named after famous actors and pop stars. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.30 BBC Regional News and Weather (S) 10.50 Election 2015: Ask Nigel Farage A studio audience questions UK Independence Party leader. (S)

11.15 Weather (S) 11.20 Snooker: The World Championship Action from the concluding session on day 13 in Sheffield. (S)

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S) 10.30 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 10.40 The Agenda Tom Bradby and guests discuss the week’s big issues. (S)

10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Jeremy Paxman for a comic review of the past seven days, including the latest politics in the run-up to the election. (S)

10.00 The Mentalist: The Last Ever Episode Feature-length episode bringing the curtain down on the crime drama. Jane poses as a psychic to lure out the serial killer, but ends up being abducted by him. Last in the series. (S)

11.20 Newzoids Satirical puppet sketch show. (S)(R) 11.50 FILM Carry On Again Doctor (1969) (PG) Comedy, starring Sid James and Kenneth Williams. (S)

11.05 First Dates A former model works for the affections of a personal shopper.

Last in the series. (S)(R)

11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours A withered corpse is found beside a theme park. (R)

DAYTIME

7

Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial, 8pm

11.20 This Week The past seven days in politics. (S)

AFTER 12.05 Holiday Weatherview (S) 12.10

12.10 Sign Zone: Who Will Win the Election? – Panorama (S)(R) 12.40 Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids (S)(R) 1.40 Sex and the Church (S)(R) 2.40 This Is BBC Two (S) 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)(R)

1.20 Jackpot247 3.00 New Players, New Politics?: Tonight (S)(R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)

12.10 Skint (R) 1.05 Secret Millionaire Ireland (R) 2.00 The Secrets of Sports Direct (R) 2.55 Unreported World (R) 3.20 Double Your House for Half the Money (R) 4.15 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (R) 5.05 Deal or No Deal (S)(R)

12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Secrets of Great British Castles (S)(R) 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (S)(R) 4.25 Divine Designs (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.10 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.35 House Doctor (S)(R)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 6.20 Psych 7.05 Emmerdale 7.35 Coronation Street 8.10 You’ve Been Framed! 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Scorpion 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10 Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Scorpion 10.00 Celebrity Juice: Keith’s Birthday Party 10.50 Release the Hounds 11.50 Two and a Half Men 12.40 Mom 1.35 Scorpion 2.30 Teleshopping ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Never the Twain 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.35 Judge Judy 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05 Heartbeat 2.05 Where the Heart Is 3.10 The Royal 4.15 Never the Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On the Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Foyle’s War 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Trial & Retribution 12.00 Northern Lights 1.05

Cornwall with Caroline Quentin 1.50 Judge Judy 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00 Comedy Fest Live 2014 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Family Guy 11.50 American Dad! 12.10 Family Guy 12.35 Tatau 1.15 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 2.10 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.40 Jenny Bede: AAA 3.00 Beaten by My Boyfriend 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Top of the Pops: 1980 8.00 Wild China 9.00 The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler 10.00 FILM: Downfall (2004) (15) Factbased Second World War drama, starring Bruno Ganz.

12.25 The Plantagenets 1.25 India’s Hospital Train – Lifeline Express 2.25 Top of the Pops: 1980 3.00 The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler 4.00 Close E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28 6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Revenge 7.10 Charmed 8.00

Made in Chelsea 9.00 Rules of Engagement 9.30 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Charmed 12.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules of Engagement 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 2 Broke Girls 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9.30 Marry Me 10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Rude Tube 1.00 Jane the Virgin 2.00 Revenge 2.45 Rude Tube 3.40 Made in Chelsea 4.35 Charmed MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Location, Location, Location 11.05 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 11.40 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 11.50 FILM: Bullwhip (1958) (U) 1.25 Time Team 3.35 Car SOS 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 The Good Wife 10.00 The Hoarder Next Door 11.00 24 Hours in A&E 12.05 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 1.00 The Hoarder Next

Door 2.05 Grand Designs 3.10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.40 Close FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 Babette’s Feast (1987) (U) Period drama, starring Stephane Audran. 1.10 Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) (U) Western, starring Randolph Scott. 2.50 I Was Monty’s Double (1958) (U) Fact-based Second World War drama (1953) (PG) Western, starring Alan Ladd. 7.15 Jumper (2008) (12) Fantasy thriller, starring Hayden Christensen. 9.00 Knight and Day (2010) (12) Comedy adventure, with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

11.10 The Football Factory (2004) (18) Drama, starring Danny Dyer. 12.55 Boomerang (1992) (15) DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.00 Radical Highs 7.15 Top Gear 9.00 Motorway Cops 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage Hunters 12.00 Top Gear 2.00 Motorway Cops 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Hunters 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 Storage Hunters 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 10.00 Suits 11.00 QI 11.40 Only Connect 12.20 Mock the

Week 1.00 Storage Hunters 2.00 Suits 3.00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 4.00 Close SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 The Real A&E 7.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 8.00 Modern Family 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Futurama 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Arrow 9.00 Forever 10.00 Wild Things: Absolutely Livid 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 UK Border Force SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Seinfeld 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 House 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Seinfeld 2.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst 10.00 Mad Men 11.00 Treme 12.15 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 12.50 The Sopranos 2.00 Vegas 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise

DIGITAL

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BBC News (S)

Friday May 1st BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.00 Channel Patrol (S)(R) 7.45 Cowboys and Angels (S)(R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World (S)(R) 8.45 Sign Zone: Helicopter Heroes Down Under (S)(R) 9.15 Richard Attenborough: Talking Pictures (S)(R) 10.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) 1.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast (S) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S)(R) 6.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship The third session of the opening semi-final. (S)

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 This Morning (S) 10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.00 This Morning (S) 12.30 Loose Women (S) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) 3.59 ITV Regional Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard.

(S) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S) 6.00 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00 Countdown (S)(R) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S) (R) 9.25 Three in a Bed (S)(R) 10.30 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 12.00 Channel 4 News (S) 12.05 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 1.05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Deal or No Deal Beat-the-banker game show. (S) 4.00 Three in a Bed Hoteliers from Snowdonia, Blackpool and the Scottish Borders compete.

(S)(R) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.15 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (S)(R) 1.15 Home and Away (S) 1.45 Neighbours (S) 2.15 NCIS: Los Angeles Money stolen by a terrorist group in Iraq is used to set up a bank robbery in Los Angeles.

(S)(R) 3.15 FILM After All These Years (2013) (12) Mystery, starring Wendie Malick. (S) 5.00 5 News at 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours (S)(R) 6.00 Home and Away (S)(R) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

7.00 The One Show Hosted by Chris Evans and Alex Jones. (S) 7.30 A Question of Sport With Michael Jamieson and Dominic Cork; (S)(R) BBC News; Regional News (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Marlon struggles to comprehend what has happened. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Erica turns up and drops a bombshell on Nick. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 7.30 Unreported World Unscrupulous football agents in Cameroon. (S) 7.55 Party Election Broadcast A campaign outline by a political party. (S)

7.00 The Gadget Show Carl Fogarty checks out the latest motorcycle technology, and Jason Bradbury and Amy Williams head to Stratford-upon-Avon to try out the newest ideas in transport; (S)(R) 5 News Update (S)

8.00 EastEnders Kat visits the convent where she gave birth to Zoe. June Whitfield guest stars.

8.35 Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out The animated heroes go to the moon. (S)(R)

8.00 Weekend Escapes with Warwick Davis A short break in Yorkshire. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street Chesney is worried about Sinead overdoing things. (S)

8.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Coulson does whatever it takes to protect the future of SHIELD after Robert Gonzalez makes his move, while Skye’s journey to control her powers take a surprising turn. (S)

8.00 Secrets of Great British Castles Dan Jones explores the history of Stirling Castle, which has long been one of the most strategically important castles in Britain and guards the gateway to the Highlands; (S) 5 News (S)

DAYTIME

The Graham Norton Show, 10.40pm

7 8 9 10 11

6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (S)(R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 11.00 Channel Patrol (S) 11.45 Cowboys and Angels (S) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S) (R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) 1.00 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) 1.45 Doctors (S) 2.15 Land Girls Nancy is shocked to learn Lawrence’s secret. Last in the series. (S)(R) 3.00 Decimate (S) 3.45 Escape to the Country (S)(R) 4.30 Flog It! (S) 5.15 Pointless (S)(R) 6.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News Programmes; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R)

DIGITAL

The Paul O’ Grady Show, 5pm

Alan Carr: Chatty Man, 10pm

NCIS: New Orleans, 9pm

9.00 Have I Got News for You Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S) 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes tries to gatecrash Maria’s hen party. (S)(R)

9.00 Iceland – Land of Ice and Fire: Natural World The people and animals who inhabit the Nordic island, including an Arctic fox family eking out a clifftop living. (S)

9.00 Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Rhys Jones The comedian travels through Zambia and Zimbabwe, meeting students training to be locomotive drivers.

Postponed from Friday, April 24.

9.00 Gogglebox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas. Narrated by Caroline Aherne. (S)

9.00 NCIS: New Orleans The team investigates a bomb at a marine corps gala and Pride suspects a well-known crime family when he discovers that he was the target of the attack. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.30 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) National Lottery Update (S) 10.40 The Graham Norton Show With Kit Harington, Rebel Wilson and Mumford & Sons. (S)

10.00 The Clare Balding Show With Chris Eubank and his son Chris Jr. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S) 10.30 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 10.40 FILM Senna (2010) (12) Documentary exploring the life of Formula One world champion Ayrton Senna. (S)

10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man Tonight’s guests include Noel Gallagher, Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe, Alex Brooker, Will Mellor, Joanna Scanlan, Alexandra Roach and Paul Ritter. (S)

10.00 NCIS A mysterious illness strikes children from military families. (S) 10.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A woman reports the disappearance of her granddaughter. (S)(R)

11.25 Peter Kay’s Car Share Sitcom about two supermarket employees’ daily commute. (S)(R) 11.55 Peter Kay’s Car Share John and Kayleigh get to know each other a little bit better. (S)(R)

11.00 Election Late Show News from the UK General Election. (S) 11.30 Weather (S) 11.35 Later – with Jools Holland Extended edition. (S)

11.05 Virtually Famous With Jimmy Bullard, Laura Whitmore, Rhys James and Chris Ramsey. (S) 11.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Boyle tries to get a suspect to confess. (S)

11.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours A doctor is accused of assaulting a party girl. (S)(R)

AFTER 12.25 FILM Ruthless People (1986)

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The Clare Balding Show, 10pm

(15) Comedy, starring Danny DeVito and Bette Midler. (S) 1.55 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 2.00 BBC News (S)

12.40 Snooker: The World Championship (S) 1.30 Sign Zone: Secret Britain (S)(R) 2.30 Strangeways – Britain’s Toughest Prison Riot (S)(R) 3.30 This Is BBC Two (S)

12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S)(R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

12.15 FILM Cop Land (1997) (18) (S) 2.00 Fargo (S)(R) 3.10 Shameless USA (S)(R) 4.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (S)(R) 4.55 Deal or No Deal (S)(R) 5.50 The Common Denominator (S)(R)

12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Gotham (S)(R) 4.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.10 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.35 House Doctor (S)(R)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 6.20 Psych 7.05 Emmerdale 8.10 You’ve Been Framed! 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Scorpion 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10 Emmerdale 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) (12) Spy thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon.

11.15 Take Me Out 12.30 Two and a Half Men 1.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.45 Royal Pains 2.30 Teleshopping ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Never the Twain 6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.35 Judge Judy 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.05 Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.15 Never the Twain 4.50 Rising Damp 5.20 On the Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.05 Blue Murder 12.40

FILM: The Elephant Man (1980) (PG) Fact-based drama, starring John Hurt. 2.45 Judge Judy 3.25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Great Movie Mistakes V: Revenge of the Fifth 7.15 Atlantis 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00 Bad Education 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 10.30 EastEnders 11.05 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10 Family Guy 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Killer Magic 1.30 Bad Education 2.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Sounds of the Eighties 8.00 BBC Young Dancer 2015 9.00 Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 10.25 Rod Stewart at the BBC 11.25 Top of the Pops: The Story of 1978 12.15 Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 1.40 Rod Stewart at the BBC 2.40 BBC Young Dancer 2015 3.40 Close

E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28

Away 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 ANZAC Girls 10.20 FILM: Panic Room (2002) (15) Thriller, starring Jodie Foster. 12.35 24 Hours in A&E 1.40 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 2.35 The Good Wife FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 The War Lord (1965) (PG) Medieval drama, starring Charlton Heston. 1.25 Hobson’s Choice (1953) (U) Comedy, starring John Mills. 3.35 Storm Over the Nile (1955) (U) Period adventure, starring Laurence Harvey. 5.45 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) (12) Fantasy drama. 9.00 Colombiana (2011) (15) Action thriller. 11.05 20,000 Days on Earth (2014) (15) Premiere. 1.15 The Acid House (1997) (18) DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.00 Storage Hunters 7.25 Top Gear 9.00 Motorway Cops 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage Hunters 12.00 Top Gear 2.00 Motorway Cops 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Hunters 5.00 Top Gear 7.00 Storage Hunters 9.00 Mock the Week 11.00 QI 11.40

Only Connect 12.20 Mock the Week 1.00 Storage Hunters 2.00 Mock the Week 3.15 QI 4.00 Close SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 The Real A&E 7.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie 8.00 Modern Family 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Futurama 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Relatively Clever 9.00 Trollied 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 UK Border Force 5.00 Stargate Atlantis SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Seinfeld 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 House 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Seinfeld 2.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Alan Partridge: Welcome to the Places of My Life 10.00 Silicon Valley 10.35 The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst 11.35 Penny Dreadful 2.55 Nurse Jackie 4.05 Stargate SG-1

6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Revenge 7.10 Charmed 8.00 Made in Chelsea 9.00 Rules of Engagement 9.30 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Charmed 12.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules of Engagement 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 FILM: Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief (2010) (PG) Fantasy adventure, starring Logan Lerman. 10.20 The Big Bang Theory 11.20 Rude Tube 12.25 2 Broke Girls 12.55 Marry Me 1.25 The Cleveland Show 1.55 Balls of Steel Australia 2.20 Channel 4’s Comedy Gala 2013 3.00 Revenge 3.45 Made in Chelsea 4.40 Charmed MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Location, Location, Location 11.05 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 11.20 FILM: The Thirty-Nine Steps (1978) (PG) Thriller, starring Robert Powell. 1.25 Time Team 3.35 Car SOS 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or

Saturday May 2nd BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S) 11.30 Paul Hollywood’s Bread (S)(R) 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Football Focus: Championship Special (S) 2.15 Live Snooker: The World Championship The opening semi-final is set to reach a conclusion. (S) 4.30 Final Score (S) 5.10 FILM WALL.E (2008) (U) Pixar animated adventure, with the voice of Ben Burtt. (S) 6.40 BBC News (S) 6.50 BBC Regional News and Weather (S) 6.55 Pointless Celebrities (S)

6.15 FILM Gambling House (1950) (PG) 7.35 FILM The Red Beret (1953) (PG) 9.00 The Nature of Britain (R) 10.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship 12.00 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial (R) 1.00 Michel Roux’s Service (R) 2.00 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (S)(R) 2.20 Timewatch: Inside the Mind of Adolf Hitler (S)(R) 3.10 Timewatch: The Making of Adolf Hitler (S)(R) 4.00 The World’s Most Photographed (S)(R) 4.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S) 5.30 Iceland – Land of Ice and Fire: Natural World (S)(R) 6.30 Dad’s Army (S)(R)

6.00 CITV 8.25 ITV News (S) 8.30 Weekend (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R) 12.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 12.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (S)(R) 1.45 Doc Martin New receptionist Morwenna Newcross gets off to a bad start. (S)(R) 2.50 Who’s Doing the Dishes? Antony Worrall Thompson plays host. (S)(R) 3.50 FILM The Great Outdoors (1988) (PG) Comedy, starring John Candy and Dan Aykroyd. (S) 5.30 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 5.45 ITV News (S) 6.00 New You’ve Been Framed! Unleashed! Wild accidents caught on camera. (S)

6.15 How I Met Your Mother (S)(R) 7.05 Challenge Dubai Action from the opening triathlon in the Triple Crown Series. (S) 8.00 The Morning Line Rishi Persad and guests look ahead to the 2000 Guineas. (S) 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 10.30 Frasier (S)(R) 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (S)(R) 12.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Coulson does whatever it takes to protect the future of SHIELD. (S)(R) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing Including the 2,000 Guineas at 3.45. (S) 4.15 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 6.45 Channel 4 News (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (S)(R) 10.35 The Dog Rescuers (S)(R) 11.05 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S)(R) 2.00 FILM Columbo Undercover (1994) (12) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk. (S) 3.55 FILM Secret Liaison (2013) (12) Thriller, starring Meredith Monroe.

(S) 5.35 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A York man gets an unexpected soaking after an argument.

(S)(R) 6.30 Britain’s Horror Homes A man who turned his house into a fortress after being burgled 10 times. (S)(R)

7.45 Atlantis Jason’s discovery leaves him vulnerable. (S)

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship Hazel Irvine introduces the fourth and final session of the second semi-final at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. Subsequent programmes subject to change. (S)

7.00 Ninja Warrior UK Contenders from across the nation test their strength, speed and courage in the fourth heat of the obstaclecourse challenge, all hoping to progress to the semi-finals. (S)

7.15 For the Love of Cars Philip Glenister fulfils a dream to drive some of Britain’s most iconic police cars, as he and Ant Anstead restore a Rover SD1 and push a 1959 Daimler Dart to the limit. (S)(R)

7.20 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Debtors make accusations to the police about two High Court enforcement agents. (S)(R)

8.30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Quiz show, hosted by Dale Winton. (S)

9.30 FILM Quartet (2012) (12) Three former singers’ plans for a fundraising concert for their retirement home are disrupted by the arrival of a famous diva.

Comedy drama, with Maggie Smith and Billy Connolly. (S)

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the fourth audition show, as Simon Cowell, David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon give their verdicts on more of the nation’s best – and worst – performers. (S)

8.15 FILM Men in Black II (2002) (PG) An alien plots to destroy humanity – and the only one who can stop her is a retired agent whose memory has been wiped. Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith. (S)

8.15 5 News Weekend (S) 8.20 NCIS A petty officer is killed.

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DAYTIME

Pointless Celebrities, 6.55pm

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9.20 Casualty Connie goes on trial for Alfred’s murder. (S)

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10.10 BBC News; Weather (S) 10.30 Match of the Day Highlights of the latest Premier League clashes; (S) National Lottery Update (S)

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11.55 The Football League Show Manish Bhasin presents highlights and all the goals from the final weekend of the regular season in the Championship. (S)

AFTER 1.05 Weather for the Week Ahead

DIGITAL

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Live Snooker, 7pm

New You’ve Been Framed!, 6pm

For the Love of Cars, 7.15pm

9.10 NCIS The team investigates the death of a lance corporal, whose body has been found in an empty house, and makes a startling discovery regarding the man’s personal life. (S)(R)

9.15 Play to the Whistle With Dermot O’Leary and Romesh Ranganathan. (S)

11.00 QI XL Extended edition. (S)(R) 11.50 FILM Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) (15) Period thriller, with Ben Whishaw and Alan Rickman. (S)

10.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 10.15 FILM Cliffhanger (1993) (15) Thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone and John Lithgow. (S)

NCIS, 8.20pm

10.00 FILM Dredd (2012) (18) Premiere. A law enforcer in a post-apocalyptic city must fight his way out of a tower block dominated by a ruthless crime lord. Sci-fi thriller, starring Karl Urban and Lena Headey. (S)

10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A caped vigilante is killed while trying to protect a homeless man. (S)

11.55 Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies The Office co-creator’s critically acclaimed 2011 standup comedy show, based on his experiences of the rocky road to finding love. (S)(R)

11.05 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A teenage girl is hurt in a fall, but doctors discover she is also suffering from injuries sustained in an attack. (S)(R)

(S) 1.10 BBC News (S)

2.00 FILM Honeymooner (2010) (15) Comedy, starring Gerard Kearns. (S) 3.10 This Is BBC Two (S)

12.15 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S)(R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

12.55 The Last Leg (S)(R) 1.55 Hollyoaks (S)(R) 4.05 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (S)(R) 5.00 Double Your House for Half the Money (S)(R) 5.55 The Common Denominator (S)(R)

12.05 SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy: The OJ Simpson Murder Case (S)(R) 4.00 Psychopath: The Nazi Killer (S)(R) 4.50 Make It Big (S)(R) 5.15 Angels of Jarm (S)(R) 5.40 Roary the Racing Car (S)(R) 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (S)(R)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 McBusted: The Hot Desk 6.10 Emmerdale 8.40 Coronation Street 11.05 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.25 A Night in with Olly Murs 2.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.45 FILM: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) (U) Animal adventure, with the voice of Michael J Fox. 4.30 Mr Bean 5.40 FILM: Johnny English (2003) (PG) Spy comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 7.30 FILM: Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007) (PG) Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent 10.15 Celebrity Juice: Keith’s Birthday Party 11.00 Britain’s Got Talent 12.20 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.20 Hell’s Kitchen 2.05 Crazy Beaches 2.50 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Movies Now 6.10 Wycliffe 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.05 Where the Heart Is 10.10 The Darling Buds of May 11.15 Agatha Christie’s Marple 1.20 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966) (PG) Comedy horror,

starring Kenneth Williams. 3.15 Wycliffe 4.25 FILM: Columbo: Lady in Waiting (1971) (PG) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Leslie Nielsen. 6.00 Lewis 8.00 Doc Martin 9.00 Foyle’s War 11.05 Inspector Morse 1.25 Wire in the Blood 2.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Great Movie Mistakes – Not in 3D 7.10 Top Gear 8.10 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.10 Live at the Apollo 10.10 Happy Valley 11.10 Family Guy 1.25 Killer Magic 1.55 Live at the Apollo 2.55 Tatau 3.35 Vodka Diaries 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 8.00 Wild China 9.00 Inspector Montalbano 10.45 Len Goodman’s Big Band Bonanza 11.45 Top of the Pops: 1980 12.15 Chas & Dave: Last Orders 1.15 Survivors: Nature’s Indestructible Creatures 2.15 Wild China E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28 6.00 Revenge 6.45 The Tomorrow People 7.35 Marry

Me 8.00 How I Met Your Mother 9.00 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Baby Daddy 11.00 The Goldbergs 12.00 How I Met Your Mother 1.00 The Big Bang Theory: It All Started with a Big Bang 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 4.00 Made in Chelsea 5.00 Jane the Virgin 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Coming to America (1988) (15) Comedy, starring Eddie Murphy. 11.20 The IT Crowd 12.25 The Inbetweeners 1.25 Rude Tube 2.25 Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and Tattoos 3.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 3.45 How I Met Your Mother 4.30 Make It or Break It MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Time Team 12.10 FILM: Carry On Abroad (1972) (PG) Comedy, starring Sid James. 2.00 Four in a Bed 4.40 Building the Dream 5.45 Location, Location, Location 7.55 Father Ted 9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 10.00 Lee Mack Live 11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats 11.55 Father Ted 1.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.05 ANZAC Girls 3.25 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 3.40 Close

FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15

2.45 Russell Howard’s Good News 3.30 Lizard Lick Towing 4.00 Close SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 7.00 Glee 8.00 The Fantasy Football Club 9.00 Game Changers Masterclass – Beckham 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00 The F1 Show 1.00 Inside Mayweather v Pacquiao 2.00 Driving School of Mum and Dad 2.30 The Avengers Special 3.00 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 A League of Their Own 10.00 Mayweather v Pacquiao: At Last 11.00 A League of Their Own 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Airline USA 5.00 Road Wars SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 7.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 House 3.00 Without a Trace 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 The Following 10.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 10.35 The Enfield Haunting: Behind the Scenes 11.05 Penny Dreadful 2.20 Nurse Jackie 4.20 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.10 House

11.00 Bugsy Malone (1976) (U) Musical gangster comedy, starring Scott Baio. 1.00 Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) (PG) Family comedy, starring Jim Carrey. 2.55 The Wackiest Ship in the Army (1960) (U) Second World War comedy, starring Jack Lemmon.

5.00 Fool’s Gold (2008) (12) Romantic comedy adventure, with Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson. 7.15 Airplane! (1980) (PG) Spoof disaster movie, starring Robert Hays. 9.00 Season of the Witch (2011) (15) Fantasy adventure, starring Nicolas Cage.

10.45 The Pact (2012) (15) Horror, starring Caity Lotz.

12.30 Scary Movie 2 (2001) (18) Spoof horror sequel, starring Anna Faris. 2.10 Shutter (2008) (15) Horror, starring Joshua Jackson. 3.55 Close DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.10 Extreme Fishing with Robson Green 9.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage Hunters UK 12.00 Lizard Lick Towing 1.00 Beverly Hills Pawn 2.00 QI XL 10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.00 Red Dwarf

Sunday May 3rd BBC1

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6.00 Breakfast (S) 7.30 Match of the Day (S)(R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S) 10.00 The Big Questions (S) 11.00 Sunday Politics (S) 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S) 1.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 1.15 Bargain Hunt (S) 2.15 Escape to the Country Looking for rural property in Northamptonshire. (S)(R) 3.15 Pets – Wild at Heart (S)(R) 4.15 Points of View (S) 4.30 Songs of Praise – School Choir of the Year (S) 5.15 Pointless Celebrities (S)(R) 6.05 BBC News (S) 6.20 BBC Regional News and Weather (S) 6.30 Countryfile (S)

6.00 Life in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein (S)(R) 6.30 Great British Garden Revival (S)(R) 7.30 Countryfile (S)(R) 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden (S) 9.00 The Football League Show (S)(R) 10.10 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Highlights of the series. (S) 11.40 Back in Time for Dinner (S)(R) 12.40 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Trial (S)(R) 1.40 James Martin’s Food Map of Britain (S)(R) 2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship The opening session of the final at the Crucible Theatre.

(S) 6.00 Flog It! From Alnwick castle in Northumberland. (S)(R)

6.00 CITV 8.25 ITV News (S) 8.30 Weekend Martin Shaw talks about the new series of Inspector George Gently.

(S) 9.25 Judge Rinder (S)(R) 12.25 ITV News; Weather (S) 12.35 Tipping Point (S)(R) 1.30 Britain’s Got Talent Ant and Dec host the fourth audition show. (S)(R) 2.45 FILM Dragnet (1987) (PG) Spoof crime drama, starring Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks. (S) 4.50 All Star Family Fortunes Coronation Street’s Samia Ghadie takes on former castmate Bill Tarmey. (S)(R) 5.50 Ninja Warrior UK The fourth heat of the obstacle-course challenge. (S)(R) 6.50 ITV Regional News; Weather (S)

6.20 How I Met Your Mother (S)(R) 7.10 Caterham Motorsports (S) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With chef Tom Kerridge and actor Colin Salmon, among others. (S) 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (S)(R) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing Including the 1,000 Guineas at 3.40. (S) 4.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Searching for properties in Hampshire and Mijas, Spain.

(S) 5.00 Channel 4 News (S) 5.20 FILM The Karate Kid (2010) (PG) Martial arts drama, with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan. (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The turtles learn a shocking secret about April’s past. (S)(R) 10.35 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S)(R) 12.20 Ultimate Police Interceptors Highlights of the documentary programme. (S)(R) 1.20 FILM Blue Streak (1999) (12) Comedy, starring Martin Lawrence. (S) 3.05 FILM Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) (PG) Family sci-fi adventure, starring Josh Hutcherson and Jonah Bobo. (S) 5.00 FILM Holes (2003) (PG) Family adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf. (S)

7.30 Antiques Roadshow A visit to Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum in Glasgow, where items include insect jewellery, a silver cup from the time of Oliver Cromwell and a claymore sword from the Boer War. (S)

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship Hazel Irvine presents all the action from the second session of the final at Sheffield’s Crucible Theatre.

Subsequent programmes subject to change. (S)

7.00 ITV News (S) 7.15 Celebrity Squares Guests include Julian Clary, Katherine Ryan and Paul Hollywood. (S)

DAYTIME

Antiques Roadshow, 7.30pm

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8.30 The C Word Sheridan Smith stars in this moving drama based on the blog and book by Lisa Lynch, telling the story of her life after being diagnosed with breast cancer. With Paul Nicholls. (S)

DIGITAL

Perspectives: Rick Wakeman on Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, 10.20pm

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, 9pm

Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs, 10.35am

7.05 5 News Weekend (S) 7.10 FILM Legally Blonde (2001) (12) Comedy, with Reese Witherspoon and Luke Wilson.

Edited for language. (S)

8.00 Sunday Night at the Palladium New series. Bradley Walsh hosts the variety show this week, with performances by Olly Murs, Madness, Alfie Boe, Jo Brand, slapstick duo Men in Coats and animal act Olate Dogs. (S)

8.00 For the Love of Cars Philip Glenister and Ant Anstead focus on the 1980s “hot hatch”, which became must-haves for boy racers, as they help transform a Volkswagen Golf GTi Mk 1 into a rally car. (S)

9.00 Home Fires New series. Drama about the lives of a group of Women’s Institute members in a rural Cheshire community during the Second World War. Starring Samantha Bond and Francesca Annis. (S)

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown New series. Sean Lock, Bill Bailey and Paul Foot compete against guest captain Sarah Millican with Rob Delaney and Romesh Ranganathan. (S)

10.05 ITV News; Weather (S) 10.20 Perspectives: Rick Wakeman on Vivaldi’s Four Seasons The prog rock keyboardist explores the story of the famous classical piece. (S)

10.05 An Immigrant’s Guide to Britain Henning Wehn leads an irreverent take on life in Britain.

10.35 Gogglebox Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV. (S)(R)

11.00 W1A Anna puts herself forward for the newly advertised role of Head of Better. (S)(R) 11.30 FILM The Accidental Husband (2008) (12) Romantic comedy, with Uma Thurman. (S)

11.20 Churchill: 100 Days That Saved Britain Dramadocumentary about Winston Churchill’s first three months as prime minister. (S)(R)

11.40 Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler Stand-up comedy from London’s Hammersmith Apollo. (S)(R)

11.05 FILM Gamer (2009) (18) Sci-fi thriller, starring Gerard Butler and Michael C Hall. (S)

(S) 12.20 BBC News (S)

12.50 Sign Zone: Countryfile (S)(R) 1.50 Holby City (S)(R) 2.50 This Is BBC Two (S)

12.15 The Store 2.30 Motorsport UK 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S)(R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)

12.40 FILM 12 Rounds (2009) (15) (S) 2.35 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S)(R) 3.30 FILM Ashad Ka Ek Din (1971) (12) Historical drama, starring Arun Khopkar. 5.35 The Common Denominator (S)(R)

12.45 Jackass (R) 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (S)(R) 4.00 House Doctor (S)(R) 4.25 Make It Big (S)(R) 4.50 Make It Big (S)(R) 5.15 Angels of Jarm 5.40 Roary the Racing Car 5.50 Roary the Racing Car (S)(R)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 6.25 Life’s Funniest Moments 6.45 Emmerdale 9.35 Coronation Street 12.00 Take Me Out 1.10 Scorpion 2.05 FILM: Scooby-Doo (2002) (PG) Live-action comedy adventure, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar. 3.55 FILM: Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1996) (U) Animal adventure sequel, with the voice of Michael J Fox. 5.40 Britain’s Got Talent 7.00 Britain’s Got More Talent 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Yearbook 9.00 FILM: Knocked Up (2007) (15) Romantic comedy, starring Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. 11.35 FILM: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) (12) Spy thriller sequel, starring Matt Damon. 1.45 Mom 2.30 Teleshopping ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Judge Judy 6.40 Countrywise 7.40 FILM: The Secret of My Success (1987) (PG) Comedy, starring Michael J Fox. 9.55 Heartbeat 11.55 Wycliffe 1.00 FILM: Columbo: Lady in Waiting (1971) (PG) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Leslie Nielsen. 2.40

Lewis 4.45 A Touch of Frost 6.50 Inspector Morse 9.00 The Best of the Royal Variety 10.00 Wycliffe 11.10 FILM: The Color Purple (1985) (15) Drama, starring Whoopi Goldberg. 2.05 Secret Smile 3.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 3.40 Emmerdale BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Live Diving. Coverage of the World Series event in London. 8.05 FILM: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) (12) The globe-trotting archaeologist races against Soviet agents to find a mysterious artefact of untold power. Action adventure sequel, starring Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett.

10.00 Tatau 10.45 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 11.55 Family Guy 12.15 Tatau 1.00 Teen Model Factory: Reggie Yates’ Extreme Russia 1.55 Killer Magic 2.25 Flat TV 2.45 Tatau 3.30 Killer Magic 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 8.00 National Gallery: A Film by Frederick Wiseman 10.55

Imagine – Rod Stewart: Can’t Stop Me Now 12.20 Rod Stewart at the BBC 1.20 BBC Young Dancer 2015 2.20 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 3.20 Close E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28 6.00 Make It or Break It 6.45 Revenge 7.35 Melissa & Joey 8.35 Baby Daddy 9.30 Hollyoaks 12.00 Made in Chelsea 1.00 Revenge 2.00 Jane the Virgin 3.00 The Goldbergs 4.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.00 FILM: St Trinian’s (2007) (12) Comedy, starring Rupert Everett.

10.00 The IT Crowd 11.00 The Inbetweeners 12.10 Rude Tube 1.15 Virtually Famous 2.00 2 Broke Girls 2.30 Rules of Engagement 3.10 The Cleveland Show 3.35 Hollyoaks MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Tiny House Nation 9.55 Building the Dream 11.00 Homes by the Sea 12.05 Food Unwrapped 1.40 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 2.40 Four in a Bed 5.20 Come Dine with Me 8.00 Celebrity Come Dine with Me: Coronation Street Special 9.00 Car SOS 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.05 24 Hours in

A&E 12.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Shameless USA 2.05 Car SOS 3.05 Food Unwrapped 3.35 Close FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 Carry On Up the Khyber (1968) (PG) Comedy, starring Sid James. 1.00 Mighty Joe Young (1998) (PG) Family adventure remake, with Charlize Theron. 3.15 Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (2011) (PG) Premiere. Comedy, starring Jordana Beatty. 5.00 Jumper (2008) (12) Fantasy thriller, starring Hayden Christensen. 6.45 Multiplicity (1996) (12) Sci-fi comedy, starring Michael Keaton.

9.00 Men in Black 3 (2012) (PG) Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith. 11.10 Monsters (2010) (12) Sci-fi drama, with Whitney Able and Scoot McNairy. 1.00 20,000 Days on Earth (2014) (15) Documentary about Nick Cave. 3.10 Close DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.10 Driving Wars 8.00 Top Gear 10.00 Storage Hunters 3.00 The World’s Most Stupid Criminals 4.00 Top Gear 5.30 Top Gear Vietnam Special 7.00 Top Gear

India Special 9.00 Mock the Week 11.00 Ross Noble: Freewheeling 12.00 Not Going Out 1.55 Mock the Week 3.30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 4.00 Close SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 8.00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10.00 Glee 11.00 WWE: Raw 12.00 The Flash 1.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew 2.00 Harrow: A Very British School 3.00 The Real A&E 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 About a Boy 6.00 The Simpsons 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men: Living Dangerously 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Airline USA 5.00 UK Border Force SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9.00 Without a Trace 2.00 Seinfeld 4.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.10 Penny Dreadful 12.30 Silicon Valley 1.00 Nurse Jackie 2.00 Game of Thrones 3.00 Nurse Jackie 4.05 House

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.20 BBC Regional News and Weather (S) 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Mark Chapman reviews the latest Premier League action. (S) 11.35 The Football League Show Highlights of the final weekend of the regular season in League One. (S)

AFTER 12.15 Weather for the Week Ahead

12

Flog It!, 6pm

9.00 FILM Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) (15) Premiere. Zombiefighting heroine Alice’s search for human survivors leads her into a deadly trap. Action horror sequel, starring Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter and Wentworth Miller.

Monday May 4th BBC1

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6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.00 The Housing Enforcers (S) 9.45 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 10.45 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S) 11.30 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R) 12.00 Bargain Hunt (S)(R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) 1.00 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) 1.30 Land Girls (S)(R) 2.15 Escape to the Country (S)(R) 3.00 Decimate (S) 3.45 Flog It! (S)(R) 4.40 Pets – Wild at Heart (S)(R) 5.40 Pointless (S) 6.25 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.45 BBC Regional News Programmes; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R)

6.05 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.05 FILM Odette (1950) (PG) Factbased Second World War drama, with Anna Neagle. (S) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire News and current affairs.

(S) 11.00 BBC News (S) 11.30 BBC World News (S) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) 1.00 How We Won the War (S)(R) 2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship The third session of the final. (S) 6.00 Party Election Broadcast By the Labour Party. (S) 6.05 Vintage Antiques Roadshow From Hopetoun House by the Firth of Forth. (S)(R) 6.30 Eggheads Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine. (S)(R)

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R) 10.30 FILM Columbo: Identity Crisis (1975) (12) (S) 12.25 The Unforgettable Pat Phoenix (S)(R) 1.00 ITV News (S) 1.10 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 1.15 Catchphrase Celebrity Special (S)(R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) 4.00 Tipping Point (S)(R) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S) 6.00 Off Their Rockers (S)(R) 6.25 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 6.35 Party Election Broadcast (S) 6.45 ITV News (S)

6.00 Countdown (S)(R) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.30 The Simpsons (S)(R) 10.30 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 1.05 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown With guest Chris Hollins.

(S) 3.00 Deal or No Deal Beat-thebanker game show. (S) 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers New series. Spin-off of the show offering an insight into the world of pawnbroking. (S) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three couples from Durham compete to host the best dinner party. (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff Debate on issues of the day.

11.30 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S) 12.25 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.30 Sick Note Skivers Exposed (S)(R) 1.30 Neighbours (S) 2.00 Rosamunde Pilcher: The Other Wife Drama, starring Rupert Everett and Natalia Worner. (S)(R) 5.30 Neighbours Daniel accidentally reveals Amber’s pregnancy to Josh.

(S)(R) 6.00 The Gadget Show Amy Williams attempts to produce the ultimate home cinema experience.

(S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast By the Labour Party. (S)

7.00 The One Show Hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. (S) 7.30 Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers The animated duo fall foul of a villainous penguin.

(S)(R)

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship Coverage of the concluding session of this year’s final at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. Subsequent programmes subject to change. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Laurel lashes out at Marlon. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street David leaves Weatherfield with the children. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 7.25 Party Election Broadcast A campaign by a political party. (S) 7.30 How the Other Half Eat An experiment in which two families swap their weekly shop and recipes. (S)

7.00 World’s Busiest Hotel Behind the scenes at the Venetian Palazzo hotel complex in Las Vegas, which has more than 7,000 rooms and is home to America’s highest-grossing restaurant; (S)(R) 5 News (S)

8.00 Wild Ireland The Cliffs of Moher, the Aran Islands and a sailing lesson. (S) 8.30 Coronation Street Callum calls David and orders him to bring Max home. (S)

8.00 Food Unwrapped A look back at a selection of investigations from the programme, including Kate Quilton’s trip to Malaysia to learn about a disease threatening the future of bananas. (S)

8.00 Police Interceptors A drinkdriver damages one of the team’s favourite cars, Kevin hunts down a horsebox full of illegal plants and officers are led on a chase across the countryside; (S)(R) 5 News at 9

9.00 Safe House Michael has a breakthrough in his hunt for the Blackwells and the police believe his arrest is imminent, but Joe fears he has made a mistake that could endanger his family. (S)

9.00 The Stranger on the Bridge A man is reunited with the stranger who saved his life. (S)

9.00 Gotham Gordon investigates an unsolved murder case, Bruce tries to track down the man who attacked Alfred, and Cobblepot strikes a deal with the owner of an Italian restaurant. (S)

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S) 10.10 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 10.15 The Agenda Tom Bradby and guests discuss key issues in election week. (S) 10.55 Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Rhys Jones (S)(R)

10.00 Ballot Monkeys 10.30 Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh The comedian performs a stand-up set recorded at the SECC Glasgow during his Making People Laugh tour. (S)(R)

10.00 Person of Interest Carter tries to protect Laskey. (S) 10.55 FILM Lord of War (2005) (15) Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage and Ethan Hawke. Edited for language. (S)

11.00 Wastemen Documentary following the people who work round the clock to cope with the vast swathes of refuse produced by the residents of Newcastle upon Tyne. (S)(R)

11.55 The Unforgettable Larry Grayson Tribute to the comedian and game-show host. (S)(R)

11.35 The Island with Bear Grylls The men build a makeshift raft from all the plastic bottles washed up on the beach. (S)(R)

12.00 Sign Zone: Back in Time for Dinner (S)(R) 1.00 The Truth About Your Medicine Cabinet (S)(R) 2.00 Channel Patrol (S)(R) 2.45 This Is BBC Two (S) 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)(R)

12.20 Jackpot247 3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly (S) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)

12.35 The Secret Millionaire (R) 1.35 24 Hours in A&E (R) 2.30 Supersize vs Superskinny 3.30 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.25 Double Your House for Half the Money 5.20 River Cottage Bites 5.30 Jamie’s Comfort Food (S)(R)

1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 The Classic Car Show (S)(R) 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (S)(R) 4.25 Great Scientists (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.10 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.35 House Doctor (S)(R)

Damp 5.15 On the Buses 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 7.55 Wycliffe 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire in the Blood 12.05 Inspector Morse 2.00 Judge Judy 2.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 FILM: Bedtime Stories (2008) (PG) Fantasy comedy, starring Adam Sandler. 8.30 Sherlock 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Family Guy 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00 Killer Magic 12.30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1.00 Meth and Madness in Mexico: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Ecstasy Wars: Stacey Dooley Investigates 3.00 The Cannabis Smugglers: Stacey Dooley Investigates 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Britain’s Best Drives 8.00 Dawn Chorus: The Sounds of Spring 9.00 Handmade 10.00 The Mary Rose: A Timewatch Guide 11.00 The Last Days of Anne Boleyn 12.00 Ray Mears Goes Walkabout 1.00 Handmade 2.00 The Mary Rose:

A Timewatch Guide 3.00 Dawn Chorus: The Sounds of Spring 4.00 Close E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28 6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Revenge 7.10 Charmed 8.00 Made in Chelsea 9.00 Rules of Engagement 9.35 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Charmed 12.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules of Engagement 1.00 The Goldbergs 1.30 Melissa & Joey 2.00 The Big Bang Theory: Star Wars Day – May the Fourth Be with You 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Revenge 9.00 Made in Chelsea 10.00 Virtually Famous 10.55 The Big Bang Theory 11.55 Rude Tube 1.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 1.30 How I Met Your Mother 2.20 Supernatural 3.05 Revenge 3.50 Made in Chelsea 4.40 Charmed MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Location, Location, Location 10.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.35 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 10.50 FILM: The African Queen (1951) (PG) 1.00 Four in a Bed 3.35 Grand Designs: Top 5 9.00 Location, Location, Location 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 12.10 8 Out

of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Location, Location, Location 2.05 Grand Designs 3.10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) (PG) Comedy sequel, starring Macaulay Culkin. 1.20 The Longest Day (1962) (PG) Fact-based Second World War drama. 5.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) (PG) Fantasy adventure. 6.50 Congo (1995) (12) Jungle adventure. 9.00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) (12) Superhero adventure prequel, starring Hugh Jackman.

11.05 Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) (18) Fantasy horror prequel. 12.50 Harsh Times (2005) (15) DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.05 Storage Hunters 7.25 Top Gear India Special 9.00 The World’s Most Stupid Criminals 10.00 Top Gear 11.30 Top Gear Vietnam Special 1.00 Top Gear India Special 3.00 Storage Hunters 8.00 Ross Noble: Freewheeling 9.00 Not Going Out 11.00 QI 11.40 Only Connect 12.20 Mock the Week 1.00 Storage Hunters 2.00 QI 2.40 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 4.00 Close

SKY1 SKY: 106

DAYTIME

Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers , 7.30pm

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8.00 EastEnders Dot’s court case takes a turn for the worse. (S) 8.30 VE Day: Remembering Victory Famous names share their memories of May 8, 1945, when it was announced the war in Europe was over. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.25 BBC Regional News and Weather (S) 10.35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (S) 11.20 The Graham Norton Show (S)(R) 11.20 Granada/YTV The Super League Show Including highlights of Huddersfield Giants v Leeds Rhinos. (S)

AFTER 12.05 Weather for the Week Ahead

DIGITAL

12

Live Snooker: The World Championship, 7.00pm

(S) 12.10 BBC News (S)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Ariana Grande: The Hot Desk 6.10 All Star Family Fortunes 6.55 Emmerdale 7.25 Coronation Street 8.30 People Do the Funniest Things 9.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.40 Emmerdale 1.10 Coronation Street 2.10 Mr Bean 3.15 FILM: Richie Rich (1994) (PG) Family comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin. 5.10 FILM: The Smurfs (2011) (U) Fantasy comedy, starring Neil Patrick Harris. 7.15 FILM: Johnny English (2003) (PG) Spy comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 9.00 FILM: The Dark Knight (2008) (12) Comic-book thriller sequel, starring Christian Bale. 12.05 Celebrity Juice: Keith’s Birthday Party 12.50 Two and a Half Men 1.15 The Vampire Diaries 2.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 2.25 Teleshopping 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Never the Twain 6.25 Heartbeat 7.30 Where the Heart Is 8.30 The Royal 9.30 Judge Judy 10.50 Inspector Morse 1.00 Heartbeat 2.05 Where the Heart Is 3.05 The Royal 4.10 Never the Twain 4.45 Rising

The Agenda, 10.15pm

Food Unwrapped, 8pm

Thge Gadget Show, 6pm

6.00 The Real A&E 7.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie 8.00 Modern Family 3.00 Futurama 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Modern Family 8.30 Driving School of Mum and Dad 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 10.00 Hawaii Five-0 12.00 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 2: Living Dangerously 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 2.00 Arrow 3.00 Critical 4.00 Hawaii Five-0 5.00 Stargate Atlantis SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Seinfeld 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 House 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Seinfeld 2.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.00 Silicon Valley 10.35 Thronecast 11.10 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.45 The Newsroom 1.00 Boardwalk Empire 2.15 The Sopranos 3.15 Vegas 4.10 Stargate SG-1 5.05 Star Trek: Enterprise

Tuesday May 5th BBC1

BBC2

ITV

Channel 4

Channel 5

6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.15 The Housing Enforcers (S) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S) 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S) 1.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) 1.00 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) 1.45 Doctors (S) 2.15 Land Girls Bea falls for an Italian PoW. (S)(R) 3.00 Decimate Quiz show, hosted by Shane Richie. (S) 3.45 Escape to the Country (S) 4.30 Flog It! (S)(R) 5.15 Pointless (S) 6.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News Programmes; Weather (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R)

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S)(R) 7.45 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R) 8.15 Sign Zone: Collectaholics (S)(R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire (S) 11.00 BBC News (S) 11.30 BBC World News (S) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) 1.00 How We Won the War (S)(R) 2.00 Daily Politics: Welfare Debate (S) 3.00 The Super League Show (S) 3.45 Are You Being Served? (S)(R) 4.15 ’Allo ’Allo!

(S)(R) 4.45 Just Good Friends (S)(R) 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S) (R) 5.55 Party Election Broadcast (S) 6.00 Eggheads (S)(R) 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S)

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 This Morning (S) 10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.00 This Morning (S) 12.30 Loose Women (S) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) 3.59 ITV Regional Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard.

(S)(R) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show (S) 6.00 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S)(R) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00 Countdown (S)(R) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.25 Undercover Boss (S)(R) 10.30 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 12.00 Channel 4 News (S) 12.05 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 1.05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S)(R) 2.10 Countdown (S) 3.00 Deal or No Deal Beat-the-banker game show. (S) 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers A bus-load of antiques and a watch once owned by Saddam Hussein. (S) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff 11.45 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S) 12.40 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.45 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door (S)(R) 1.45 Neighbours (S) 2.15 NCIS Kidnappers strike on Halloween. (S)(R) 3.15 FILM Left to Die (2012) (12) Premiere. Fact-based prison drama, starring Barbara Hershey and Rachael Leigh Cook. (S) 5.00 5 News at 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours A drunken Bailey uses Matt’s police badge to impersonate an officer. (S)(R) 6.00 Car Crash TV (S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S)

7.00 The One Show Live chat and topical reports. (S) 7.30 EastEnders Kim fears the worst when she is confronted by Vincent; (S) BBC News; Regional News (S)

7.00 Coast Australia The team explores Norfolk Island. (S) 7.50 Nature’s Weirdest Events Chris Packham investigates unusual natural events. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Dan makes a sacrifice for Amelia. (S) 7.30 Live UEFA Champions League A semi-final first leg (kick-off 7.45pm). (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 7.55 Party Election Broadcast A campaign outline by a political party. (S)

7.00 Police Interceptors Jason heads to a Christmas party that has become a full-blown riot, while Adam and Nick catch a drunken woman giving her daughter a lift to the shops; (S)(R) 5 News Update (S)

8.00 Holby City Henrik Hanssen returns as CEO, proving an unpleasant surprise for Guy, Oliver Valentine ruffles a few feathers when he comes back to work at Holby and Fletch has money concerns. (S)

8.00 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made New series. Gregg Wallace and Cherry Healey find out about the production of three household staples. Continues tomorrow. (S)

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S) 10.30 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 10.40 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time The opening semi-final first leg. (S)

8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It Kirstie Allsopp has plenty of refurbishment ideas for an Essex couple who have let the maintenance of their house slide, while Phil Spencer offers replacement family homes. (S)

8.00 Britain’s Horror Homes A street that is subjected to a tide of raw sewage every time it rains, and a retired couple’s home that is being threatened by a series of devastating floods; (S) 5 News at 9 (S)

9.00 24 Hours in the Past The celebrities work at a recreated Victorian rural coaching inn, where time is constantly against them as they groom horses, feed guests, do the laundry and empty chamber pots. (S)

9.00 Wastemen This edition focuses on how the things people throw away have never been worth so much, meaning no bin, skip or piece of scrap metal is safe from the opportunists. (S)

11.30 Benidorm Kelly’s mother Sylvia arrives to sort out Mateo. (S)(R)

9.00 No Offence New series. Police comedy drama by Paul Abbott (Shameless), following an unorthodox crack team of cops going above and beyond to keep the streets clean. (S)

9.00 20 Moments That Rocked Britain Documentary looking back at major news events from the past 40 years that made a lasting impression on the British public. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.30 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) National Lottery Update (S) 10.50 Del Boys & Dealers Val makes a purchase that leads her to the door of a 1970s footballer. (S)(R)

10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland With FFS, Alabama Shakes, the Lone Bellow and Tobias Jesso Jr. (S) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 Ballot Monkeys The four campaign buses are in the grip of fear. (S) 10.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Nina Conti is in Dictionary Corner. (S)(R)

11.00 FILM Far and Away (1992) (15) A penniless Irish farmer and his landlord’s daughter run away to seek their fortune in America during the gold rush. Romantic period drama, starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. (S)

11.50 FILM Texas Rangers (2001) (12) Western, starring James Van Der Beek and Dylan McDermott. (S)

11.30 Weather (S) 11.35 The NI Leaders’ Debate Noel Thompson is the host as the leaders of five political parties from Northern Ireland take part in a debate. (S)

11.35 The Island with Bear Grylls Lauren, Beth and Belinda set animal traps. (S)(R)

DAYTIME

Holby City, 8pm

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Later Live – with Jools Holland, 10pm

The Paul O’ Grady Show, 5pm

Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It, 8pm

Britain’s Horror Homes, 8pm

AFTER 1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S)

12.50 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (S)(R) 1.50 Rip Off Britain: Food (S)(R) 2.35 Channel Patrol (S)(R) 3.20 This Is BBC Two (S) 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)(R)

12.00 Jackpot247 3.00 Loose Women (R) 3.45 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)

12.30 Poker (S) 1.25 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S) 1.50 Challenge Dubai (S)(R) 2.45 Caterham Motorsports (S)(R) 3.10 Shameless USA (R) 4.10 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (S)(R) 5.05 Double Your House for Half the Money (S)(R)

1.40 SuperCasino 3.10 The Body in the Freezer: Countdown to Murder (S) (R) 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (S) (R) 4.25 Great Scientists (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.10 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.35 House Doctor (S)(R)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 6.20 Psych 7.05 Emmerdale 7.35 Coronation Street 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Scorpion 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10 Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 7.30 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Educating Joey Essex – General Election, What Are You Sayin?! 10.00 Hell’s Kitchen 11.00 FILM: Scary Movie 4 (2006) (15) Spoof horror sequel, starring Anna Faris. 12.40 Two and a Half Men 1.25 Educating Joey Essex – General Election, What Are You Sayin?! 2.15 Teleshopping 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Movies Now 6.10 Never the Twain 6.35 Heartbeat 7.35 Where the Heart Is 8.35 The Royal 9.40 Judge Judy 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.20 Never the Twain 4.55 Rising Damp 5.20 On the Buses 5.55

Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00 Wire in the Blood 12.05 Inspector Morse 2.00 Judge Judy BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00 Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 11.00 Family Guy 11.45 American Dad! 12.10 Family Guy 12.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 1.00 Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 2.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 2.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 3.00 Cocaine Capital of the World: Stacey Dooley Investigates 4.00 Close BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Britain’s Best Drives 8.00 All Aboard! The Canal Trip 10.00 Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide 11.00 Fig Leaf: The Biggest Cover-up in History 12.00 Rude Britannia 1.00 All Aboard! The Canal Trip 3.00 Roman Britain: A Timewatch Guide 4.00 Close

E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28

Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building the Dream 10.00 Homes by the Sea 11.10 24 Hours in A&E 12.15 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 1.00 Homes by the Sea 2.05 Building the Dream 3.10 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 3.40 Close FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 Shane (1953) (PG) Western. 1.20 Sahara (1943) (PG) 3.20 The Gentle Gunman (1952) (U) Drama, starring John Mills. 5.05 Bell, Book and Candle (1958) (U) Supernatural romantic comedy. 7.10 Mr Popper’s Penguins (2011) (PG) Family comedy, starring Jim Carrey. 9.00 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011) (12) Comedy drama. 11.25 Rising Sun (1993) (18) Thriller. 2.00 Dogtooth (2009) (18) 3.55 Close DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.15 Top Gear 9.00 Traffic Cops 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage Hunters 12.00 Top Gear 2.00 Traffic Cops 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Hunters 5.00 Top Gear 6.00 Scrapheap Challenge 7.00 QI XL 8.00 Would I Lie to You? At Christmas 8.40

Would I Lie to You? 10.00 Mock the Week 10.40 QI XL 11.40 Only Connect 12.20 Mock the Week 1.00 Storage Hunters 2.00 Would I Lie to You? At Christmas 2.40 Would I Lie to You? 4.00 Close SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 The Real A&E 7.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie 8.00 Modern Family 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Futurama 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Critical 10.00 Forever 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Hawaii Five-0 SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Seinfeld 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 House 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Seinfeld 2.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 The Following 10.00 Penny Dreadful 11.10 Game of Thrones 12.10 Thronecast 12.45 Ray Donovan 1.55 The Sopranos 3.10 Vegas

DIGITAL

12

1.15 BBC News (S)

6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Revenge 7.10 Charmed 8.00 Made in Chelsea 9.00 Rules of Engagement 9.30 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Charmed 12.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules of Engagement 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Empire 10.00 Supernatural 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 Rude Tube: Heroes and Villains 1.00 Rules of Engagement 2.00 2 Broke Girls 2.25 Marry Me 2.50 Rude Tube: All Things Weird and Wonderful 3.45 Made in Chelsea MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 9.30 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Best Bites 9.45 FILM: To Catch a Thief (1955) (PG) 11.50 Time Team 2.00 Four in a Bed 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Selling Houses with Amanda

Wednesday May 6th BBC1 BBC2 The One Show, 7pm

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DIGITAL

Channel 4

Channel 5

Give a Pet a Home, 8pm

Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell, 11pm

Autopsy: The Last Hours of River Phoenix, 9pm

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 7.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (R) 7.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R) 8.15 Sign Zone: See Hear 8.45 Sign Zone: An Island Parish: Falklands (S)(R) 9.15 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News (S) 12.00 Daily Politics (S) 1.00 How We Won the War (S)(R) 2.00 Daily Politics: Trust in Politics Debate (S) 3.00 Charlton Heston: Talking Pictures (S) (R) 3.40 Are You Being Served? (S)(R) 4.10 ’Allo ’Allo! (S)(R) 4.45 Just Good Friends (S)(R) 5.15 Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S)(R) 6.00 Eggheads (S)(R) 6.30 Escape to the Continent (S)

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S) 8.30 Lorraine (S) 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 10.30 This Morning (S) 10.55 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.00 This Morning (S) 12.30 Loose Women (S) 1.30 ITV News (S) 1.55 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. (S)(R) 3.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (S) 3.59 ITV Regional Weather (S) 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard.

(S)(R) 5.00 The Paul O’Grady Show With The Last Leg star Adam Hills. (S) 6.00 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 6.30 ITV News (S)

6.00 Countdown (S)(R) 6.45 Will & Grace (S)(R) 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 9.25 Undercover Boss (S)(R) 10.25 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 11.55 Channel 4 News (S) 12.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(R) 1.00 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun (S)(R) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing Live coverage of four races from Chester. (S) 4.00 Posh Pawnbrokers Featuring racing silks owned by jockey AP McCoy. (S) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Three couples from Blackpool compete. (S) 6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 6.30 Hollyoaks (S)

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff Topical talk show. 11.45 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs (S) 12.40 5 News Lunchtime (S) 12.45 The Hotel Inspector (S)(R) 1.45 Neighbours (S) 2.15 NCIS: New Orleans Pride is the target of a bomb at a marine corps gala. (S)(R) 3.10 FILM Deadly Honeymoon (2010) (15) Mystery, starring Zoe McLellan. (S) 5.00 5 News at 5 (S) 5.30 Neighbours Lauren decides Bailey needs to learn a lesson. (S)(R) 6.00 Car Crash TV Events caught on film by dashboardmounted cameras. Last in the series.

(S) 6.30 5 News Tonight (S)

7.00 The One Show Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show featuring topical reports from around the UK and big-name studio guests; (S) BBC News; Regional News (S)

7.00 Coast Australia The team explores southern New South Wales. (S) 7.50 Nature’s Weirdest Events Chris Packham investigates unusual natural events. (S)

7.00 Emmerdale Marlon resorts to desperate measures to make Laurel face her problems. (S) 7.30 Coronation Street Gail returns from her honeymoon to find No 8 in chaos. (S)

7.00 Channel 4 News (S)

7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Dr Ferdinand has to break the news of a woman’s dementia to her children; (S)(R) 5 News Update

8.00 Inspector George Gently An investigation into a GP’s suspected suicide takes the team to the small village community where Rachel grew up, and a secretive local company provides a new lead.

8.00 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made Gregg Wallace and Cherry Healey find out about the production of chocolate.

Concludes tomorrow. (S)

8.00 Give a Pet a Home Amanda Holden reveals which of last week’s celebrity-championed animals have found a new home with viewers, and six more potential pets are put up for adoption. (S)

8.00 The Restoration Man: Best Builds George Clarke looks back at four dramatic tower conversions, including a Georgian windmill that became a family home. (S)

8.00 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door A Wolverhampton couple experience trouble with a neighbour whose extension is invading their space. Last in the series; (S) 5 News at 9 (S)

9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share Kayleigh is half-drunk after a wild party the night before. (S)

9.00 Charlie Brooker’s Election Wipe Broadcaster Charlie Brooker offers a satirical look at the General Election campaign, mixing the big stories with the funniest and strangest moments along the way. (S)

9.00 Newzoids The puppets poke fun at politicians on the eve of the election. (S) 9.30 The Delivery Man An incognito celebrity asks Matthew to help hide her pregnancy from the public. (S)

9.00 The Island with Bear Grylls After the women feast on a pig, one of their precious water cans is discarded – an action that sets off a chain reaction with huge consequences – threatening the entire challenge. (S)

9.00 Autopsy: The Last Hours of River Phoenix Forensic pathologist Richard Shepherd investigates the events surrounding the 23-year-old actor’s death. Last in the series. (S)

10.00 BBC News (S) 10.30 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) National Lottery Update (S) 10.50 A Question of Sport With Kelly Sotherton and Shane Williams. (S)

10.00 QI With Sara Pascoe, Jack Whitehall and Adam Hills. (S)(R) 10.30 Newsnight (S)

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S) 10.30 ITV Regional News; Weather (S) 10.40 Unforgettable Election Moments: 60 Years On An A-Z of memorable scenes from 60 years of TV election coverage. (S)

10.00 Ballot Monkeys It is the last day of campaigning on the election battle-buses. Last in the series.

10.30 Bugsplat! Comedy following a team of RAF pilots. (S)

10.00 CSI: Trilogy – Part One The Miami team discovers the severed leg of a girl who went missing in Nevada. (S)(R) 10.55 CSI: Trilogy – Part Two Ray Langston visits New York to join forces with Mac’s unit. (S)(R)

11.20 FILM A Few Best Men (2011) (15) Premiere. Comedy, starring Xavier Samuel and Laura Brent. (S)

11.20 Sign Zone: See Hear Investigating why some deaf people feel their vote does not matter. With voiceover. (S)(R) 11.50 Wastemen (S)(R)

11.40 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands A hotel manager feels the impact of the economic downturn. (S)(R)

11.00 Bodyshockers: My Tattoo Hell Katie Piper explores the craze for body modification. (S)(R)

11.50 CSI: Trilogy – Part Three A TV weather presenter who was working as a prostitute is found murdered. (S)(R)

12.50 Sign Zone: Kew on a Plate (S)(R) 1.50 Portillo’s State Secrets (S)(R) 2.20 Channel Patrol (S)(R) 3.05 This Is BBC Two (S) 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)(R)

12.05 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA (S)(R) 3.40 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)

12.00 The Stranger on the Bridge 1.00 Embarrassing Bodies Down Under 1.55 Burger Bar to Gourmet Star 2.50 FILM Adam (2009) (12) 4.30 Unreported World 4.55 River Cottage Bites 5.05 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses

12.45 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (S)(R) 1.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Person of Interest (S)(R) 4.00 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (S)(R) 4.25 Great Scientists (S)(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(R) 5.35 House Doctor (S)(R)

Trial & Retribution 12.00 Inspector Morse 1.55 Judge Judy 2.20 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30 Teleshopping BBC3 SKY: 115 FV: 7 7.00 Top Gear 7.55 FILM: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) (12) Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Johnny Depp. 10.00 Murder in Successville 10.35 Family Guy 11.15 American Dad! 11.40 Family Guy 12.00 Murder in Successville 12.30 Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment 1.00 Tom Felton Meets the Superfans 2.00 Fighting the System 3.00 Killer Magic BBC4 SKY: 116 FV: 9 7.00 World News Today; Weather 7.30 Britain’s Best Drives 8.00 Handmade 8.30 The Quizeum 9.00 Sappho: Love & Life on Lesbos with Margaret Mountford 10.00 Cleopatra: A Timewatch Guide 11.00 The Man Who Discovered Egypt 12.00 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Tsunamis 1.00 Handmade 1.30 The Quizeum 2.00 Cleopatra: A Timewatch Guide 3.00 Sappho: Love & Life on Lesbos with Margaret Mountford 4.00 Close

E4 SKY: 136 FV: 28

Nation 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 11.00 24 Hours in A&E 12.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 12.55 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 2.00 24 Hours in A&E 3.05 The Good Wife 4.00 Close FILM4 SKY: 315 FV: 15 11.00 Forty Guns (1957) (PG) 12.40 Buchanan Rides Alone (1958) (U) 2.20 Hobson’s Choice (1953) (U) 4.30 At the Earth’s Core (1976) (PG) 6.25 Runaway Jury (2003) (12) 9.00 Silver Linings Playbook (2012) (15) Romantic comedy drama. 11.25 Season of the Witch (2011) (15) 1.15 Hear No Evil (1993) (15) DAVE SKY: 111 FV: 12 7.00 Storage Hunters 7.25 Top Gear 9.00 Scrapheap Challenge 10.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage Hunters 12.00 Top Gear 2.00 Scrapheap Challenge 3.00 American Pickers 4.00 Storage Hunters 5.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 6.00 Scrapheap Challenge 7.00 QI XL 8.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 10.00 Mock the Week 10.40 QI XL 11.40 Only Connect 12.20 Mock the Week

1.00 Storage Hunters 2.00 QI 3.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You SKY1 SKY: 106 6.00 The Real A&E 7.00 Greggs: More Than Meats the Pie 8.00 Modern Family 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 Futurama 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 9.00 A League of Their Own 11.00 Futurama 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 2.50 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.40 Road Wars 4.30 Stargate Atlantis SKY ATLANTIC SKY: 108 6.00 Seinfeld 7.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 10.00 House 11.00 Blue Bloods 12.00 Without a Trace 1.00 Seinfeld 2.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 Stargate Atlantis 5.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Blue Bloods 10.00 FILM: Phil Spector (2013) (15) 11.50 Penny Dreadful 1.00 Mad Men 2.00 The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst 2.55 Treme 4.10 Stargate SG-1 5.05 Star Trek: Enterprise

AFTER 12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead

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ITV

6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.15 The Housing Enforcers (S) 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 11.00 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom (S) 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(R) 1.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) 1.00 BBC Regional News and Weather; (S) 1.45 Doctors (S) 2.15 Land Girls Connie discovers more about the piano player. (S)(R) 3.00 Decimate Quiz show, hosted by Shane Richie. (S) 3.45 Escape to the Country (S)(R) 4.30 Flog It! (S) 5.15 Pointless (S) 6.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 6.30 BBC Regional News Programmes; Weather (S)

DAYTIME

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Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made, 8pm

(S) 12.55 BBC News (S)

ITV2 SKY: 118 FV: 6 6.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 6.20 Psych 7.05 Emmerdale 7.35 You’ve Been Framed! Yearbook 8.35 Dinner Date 9.35 Scorpion 10.25 Psych 11.20 Royal Pains 12.10 Emmerdale 12.40 Britain’s Got More Talent 1.45 Dinner Date 2.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 FILM: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) (15) Romantic comedy sequel, with Renee Zellweger and Colin Firth. 11.10 The Vampire Diaries 12.05 Two and a Half Men 1.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 1.30 The Vampire Diaries 2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen ITV3 SKY: 119 FV: 10 6.00 Movies Now 6.10 Never the Twain 6.35 Heartbeat 7.35 Where the Heart Is 8.35 The Royal 9.40 Judge Judy 10.55 Inspector Morse 1.10 Heartbeat 2.10 Where the Heart Is 3.15 The Royal 4.20 Never the Twain 4.50 On the Buses 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: UK 11.00

6.00 Hollyoaks 6.25 Revenge 7.10 Charmed 8.00 Made in Chelsea 9.00 Rules of Engagement 9.30 Melissa & Joey 10.00 Charmed 12.00 Hollyoaks 12.30 Rules of Engagement 1.00 How I Met Your Mother 2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 The Goldbergs 3.30 Melissa & Joey 4.00 Rules of Engagement 5.00 How I Met Your Mother 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 The Goldbergs 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Jane the Virgin 10.00 FILM: Jennifer’s Body (2009) (15) Comedy horror, starring Megan Fox. 12.05 Virtually Famous 12.55 Made in Chelsea 2.00 Rude Tube: All Things Weird and Wonderful 2.55 Supernatural 3.40 Made in Chelsea 4.35 Charmed MORE4 SKY: 138 FV: 14 8.55 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 9.35 FILM: Halls of Montezuma (1950) (U) 11.50 Time Team 2.00 Four in a Bed 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Tiny House