JUST FOR FUN
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efore the days of big painting machines, the Highway Department hired a man to paint lines on a newly paved stretch of road. Halfway through his first week, the supervisor reviewed his work. “Well, you got off to a great start...Monday you painted three miles of center line, and Tuesday you painted two miles. But today you only painted one mile. What’s going on?” the supervisor asked. “Well,” the new employee replied, “I kept getting farther away from the bucket of paint!”
24 | the Front Row | wsiada.com | January/February 2020
