say what?

I would totally share my fries with you You’re cooler than a popsicle on a hot day I bet you’re even smarter than Smarties

Every little thing you do is magic You shine so bright I have to wear shades I would totally share my fries with you If we were playing kickball I’d pick you first You’re so sweet I need to brush my teeth good vibes

Let go of that #@!& Namaste all day Best Day Ever Be a nice human Good Vibes Only

Kind people are my kinda people Happy is the new black zen AF

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit. If you fall, I’ll be there – Mat Heavily Meditated Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. Don’t hate, meditate. Do no harm, but take no shit. I saw that – Karma happy birthday let’s taco ’bout us I only have fries for you. Let’s taco ’bout us Every pizza me loves every pizza you. Don’t go bacon my heart. I love you a latte. You’re all that and dim sum. You’re my jam.

Birthday: Nature’s way of telling you to eat cake. Smile, you’re never going to look this young ever again. Go shawty, it’s your birthday! Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions. Aww, look at you gettin’ so old!

I’m sorry I called you old, I thought you knew. This is your birthday present. wake up beauty, it’s time to beast. Wake up beauty, it’s time to beast. I’m a woman, what’s your superpower? My dentist said I need a crown. I was like, I know, right? Be a warrior not a worrier. Don’t look back, you’re not going that way. Be the badass girl you were too lazy to be yesterday. Trying times are times for trying.