say what?

mushrooms are my jam

That’s what friends are spore.

MILF… Mushroom I’d like to forage.

Let that shitake go.

Wanna party? I’m a fungi.

I mushrooms.

Shitake happens.

You got this! You can do it! - Morel support good food, good mood

I want buns of steel, but I also want buns of cinnamon. My Disney princess name is Taco Belle.

GOOD FOOD… GOOD MOOD don’t trip nurse life

Dove chocolate tastes better than their soap. Whatever the opposite of a hunger strike is, I’m on that.

I have hanger management issues.

Torn between looking like a snack and eating one.

It’s a good day to have a good day. Happiness is the best makeup.

Why be moody when you can shake your booty. Staying in my lane.

Moisturized, focused, flourishing. You did not wake up today to be mediocre. Care enough to notice, but not enough to trip.

Ain’t no tired like nurse tired.

Nurses: we can’t fix stupid, but we can sedate it. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.

Don’t make me use my registered nurse voice. Be nice, I might be your nurse someday. Yes, I’m a nurse. No, I don’t want to see it.

Livin’ the scrub life