You’d be past the infinite jest bullshit too if you’d spent five weeks breaking in a cherry pair of Sperry’s, only to find the toe box still pinched your bunion harder than one of Dad’s drunken titty twisters.
All the I-told-you-so’s in the world don’t even come close to the feeling of being the only one prepared to lead when greatness is thrust upon you.
TFW Mike Huckabee is next in line and you finally get to feed him his beloved pet Labrador.
JANUARY 2016
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