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Valentines Day Gadgets
Lover Key Ring Lest you be parted from your better half by a madding crowd, the Lovers’ Keyring will ensure your two halves fit together whence you’re rejoined, or something. The two half hearts each have a clip attachment, and have been molded so that they fit together when placed side by side on a table - which sounds like swingers party heaven. The perfect keyring for the truly romantic. £12.95
Last Rolo Making a symbolic gesture never fails to impress, but if it’s just the last chocolate in the packet, then it won’t impress for very long - one bite is all it takes and all you’re left with is a mouthful of chocolate and a memory. These versions of ‘The Last Rolo’ however are considerably more likely to produce a smile, a kiss, and who knows, maybe even a long lasting relationship (well a date at any rate). Now you have to decide just how much you love that special someone and choose between our Gold Rolo, Silver Rolo or the deliciously girly Pink Rolo, all encased in a charming little box. £39.99-£59.99
I Love You Toast There are myriad ways to say ‘I Love You’. Flowers and chocolates are hackneyed, and sky writing’s just absurd, but embossing the words in your morning toast is the best we’ve ever heard. What better way to start the day than with slices of hot buttered toast, that proclaim to the world in words unfurled, that they’re the one you love the most. Poetry was never our strong point. This toast embosser (until recently not two words you’d expect to see together) transforms everyday bread into a missive of lurve. Simply press into a slice of bread, pop it in the toaster, and in a matter of moments you’ll have a slice of piping hot toast emblazoned with the immortal words ‘I Love You’, and if that doesn’t earn you major brownie points, we don’t know what will. £2.99
Hunk of Love Cake Tin Being the perfect boyfriend is tough. The ingredients invariably include - dashing good looks, a great sense of humour, a sweet but manly nature, a job (ideally), your own flat or at least not living with the parents, great dress sense, a car with a valid MOT, and a good relationship with the word commitment - phew it’s a tall order. Well, if stacking all of those absurd requirements up seems a trifle daunting, then don’t worry, there is another way to a woman’s heart requiring less effort, and that’s through her stomach. Introducing the Hunk of Love cake tin, with an Adonis-like torso and cake mix included, at the whisk of a spoon and a fan assisted oven you can bake the perfect specimen of a man £14.99 50 Student Bodiez/ feb 2009
Love Stinks Soap Doesn’t matter how you look at it, sometimes love just stinks. Whether you’re sending this to a lovelorn friend as a consolation, to your ex to tell them that quite frankly they smelt and were horrible anyway, or it’s for yourself as a resolute and bitter singleton, the Love Stinks soap says it all. Wash that man right out of your hair with this heart-shaped subtly scented floral glycerine soap, it’s a small trophy that let’s you know that whether she left you, he left you, or you left them, you’ve won the moral high ground with this cynical soap. £5.99
Wooden Postcard In days of yore young lovers would saunter dreamily into the great rolling forests of our green and pleasant land, and as the sun glinted down through dappled leaves, they would carve their love into the bark of some mighty oak for generations to see. Back then it was deeply romantic, nowadays we call it vandalism. The other drawback of course, aside from going around wounding trees, is that sending trees to loved ones is not without its complications. Fortunately we have a stunningly brilliant solution. The carve your own wooden postcard, which anachronistic as it may sound, is a delightfully modern take on an age old love message. This postcard sized block of soft wood, complete with address lines on the reverse, is ready and waiting for you to carve your message of undying love into it £7.49
iwoot.com 51 Student Bodiez/ feb 2009