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REPORT REVEALS EXTENT OF STRATHCLYDE’S INVOLVEMENT IN GAZA

By STEPHEN RAMSAY

The Campaign Against the Arms Trade (CAAT) released a study covering the University of Strathclyde’s ties to the ‘Military Industrial Academic Complex’ on 1 October. It comes as a companion to a broader study published in February of this year entitled ‘Weaponising Universities‘, which included case studies of Imperial College London, Southampton University, and Lancaster University.

and machinery for Israel’s ongoing siege on Gaza. This assault is one the International Court of Justice – tacitly or otherwise – accepted as a potential case of genocide back in May. The scope of the conflict has since escalated, now involving bombardment and a ground invasion of Lebanon, as well as attacks on UN peacekeepers, drawing Iran into the conflict and further destabilising the Middle East.

tween the University and the defence industry, as well as placing this dynamic in an illuminating historical context. Previous work by the Ferret revealed that both Strathclyde and Glasgow Universities had invested in BAE Systems, Thales, and Leonardo, with Strathclyde holding shares worth £514,200 in BAE and £137,653 in Thales.

CAAT’s new case study highlights that the University of Strathclyde has also received tens of millions of pounds in research and academic funding from the military and arms companies since 2016.

SCOTTISH CHILD POVERTY CONTINUES TO RISE

By JULIA BRAUN RAVEN

“Child poverty is going the wrong way,” explains Jackie Baillie MSP, Scottish Labour Deputy Leader. In the 14 years of the Conservative Party in power, “the thing that we’ve been missing,” she explains, “is that constructive, intergovernmental plan that crosses all departments.”

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2024 WINTER PRINT EDITION

Welcome to the 2024 winter edition of the Strathclyde Telegraph! I hope you are keeping well as we approach the end of what has been a busy semester.

This is my third year at the Telegraph, and this experience has one of the most enjoying, fulfilling, and valuable parts of my university experience. I feel so grateful for the opportunity to meet and work alongside the most lovely and talented group of people, and I am so excited to be part of yet another printed edition. I hope you all love it as much as I do.

Before Kate gives you a taste of what’s to come, I would like to extend my gratitude to the many people who play such a crucial role in the Telegraph’s day-to-day functioning.

As we close our 64th year as a publication, it is only fair that I thank all of the incredibly talented and dedicated members who have come before our current cohort and have allowed us to continue a legacy which we are all so proud of. In particular, I would like to thank Danny Munro, last year’s Editor-in-Chief, who has been so kind and patient with me, especially in taking the time to respond to my persistent messaging (even while 6,000 miles away in Thailand). Danny’s support has been invaluable to me this year, and I am so excited to have him back for this edition to share his wisdom as a graduate, which you can read on page 13.

None of this could happen without Strathclyde’s Alumni Fund, whose generous contributions allow us to run throughout the year, both digitally and in print. I encourage all of you to check out their work and get involved where possible – their details can be found on the back page.

Finally, I would love to thank our editors, writers, and photographers, whose hard work shines so brightly both throughout this paper and our website. While we are a small team, it is so heartening to see the love and enthusiasm people have for the Telegraph, and our expansion over the past few months speaks to the wider importance of student journalism more now than ever before.

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I hope you all enjoy this jam-packed edition, and I wish you all a lovely festive period and a happy new year when it comes!

Rhiannon McGovern, Editor-in-Chief

I have thoroughly enjoyed working alongside Rhiannon as Deputy Editor in Chief for the Telegraph this year. It has been so amazing to watch everyone’s hard work pay off as we worked toward this Winter Print edition, and to watch our new sections – Creative and Multimedia begin to thrive. Being a part of something like this paper, this tangible piece of work that we collectively have worked on, as a team, is immensely rewarding.

Within the pages of this Winter print, we have so much for your consumption. From Christmas dinner rankings to Brat Summer, from thoughts on Trump’s presidency to Strathclyde-based news – this paper has something for everyone to sink their teeth into!

To follow on from Rhiannon, I would like to say a thanks to the over 40 Strathclyde students that have made up this paper; without your contributions this paper could not exist, so thank you. We have enjoyed reading what you have written for us. I would also like to extend a thanks to the many interviewees and societies that also contributors to the making of this paper. Our hope, as Rhiannon said, is to encourage others to write and contribute to the Telegraph, whether as a casual writer or an avid contributor, we have space for you! As you can see there is enough sections and pitches for something to take your fancy.

Happy Holidays (when it comes) – we hope to see you in the next print!

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Strathclyde Christmas Toy Appeal returns

The vast majority of schoolchildren hear homophobic language

Strath Union cuts support for society-run balls

Starmer urged to pay reparations to countries affected by slave trade

Ban on disposable vapes delayed in Scotland

Former union on John Street set to be transformed by £30 million donation

Life expectancy has risen but remains below pre-covid levels

Labour’s plans to tackle child poverty as rates continue to rise in Scotland

Polls show public support for assisted dying

President Trump will return

Westminster SNP leader Stephen Flynn to run in next Holyrood election

Opinion: new Tory elects leave party as boring, backwards, and broken as before Legislation or limitation? Unpacking Scotland’s hate crime law

Middle-class monopoly: how working-class voices are silenced in climate activism

Conflicting conflicts? Why we should highlight intersectional injustices

Report reveals extent of Strathclyde’s involvement in Gaza

Automated undergrads: don’t give in to ChatGPT

‘Showing students how to be students’: Strath Union plans ‘community building’ What’s on at Strathclyde?

The calm before The Panic Years: Bradley Simpson takes on Glasgow as a solo artist

Bye Brat summer, welcome back indie sleaze

ReWired at Strath Union: bogle and Cloud House

Album re-releases: fan service or financial strategy?

beabadoobee rocks Glasgow’s O2 Academy

Photography from Strathclyde students

Holiday magic or marketing genius? Mariah Carey’s Christmas takeover

Tis’ the season of style!

To read or not to read? Books to have on your 2025 TBR

A gripping twist can’t save Strange Darling from its thinly veiled misogyny

The future of television

Amber’s extensive Christmas films guide

Sam’s conclusive Christmas dinner ranking

The Strathclyde Telegraph’s winter picks

Evan’s vegan spiced cookie sandwich recipe

Very demure, very mindful: new year’s resolutions

How to get through the winter exam season

Independent coffee shops in Glasgow: a winter’s guide to snowy sips

Daydreaming before Christmas

An ode to Ashton Lane

StrathSnow: building community through winter sports

A fight for fair pay in the UFC: should fighters unionise?

How do Scotland look heading into the Women’s Rugby World Cup 2025? Is Scottish football still affordable?

RHIANNON MCGOVERN

NATHAN LAWIE

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STRATH CHRISTMAS

TOY APPEAL RETURNS

By RHIANNON MCGOVERN

The University of Strathclyde’s Christmas Toy Appeal is back to spread the festive cheer for another year.

Organised by third-year Business students, the appeal aims to collect as many presents as possible to give to disadvantaged children living in and around Glasgow who would not otherwise receive a gift this Christmas.

The presents are being donated to several schools and charities across Glasgow, including Annette Street Primary School, Saint Bride’s Primary School, 3D Drumchapel, Aberlour, Glasgow City Mission, Includem, the Lilias Graham Trust, and Daisy Chain Early Years Project.

In 2023, the appeal raised £4,203 for those in need. They are optimistic that this generosity will be extended this year as people are keen to get involved and help make a child’s Christmas extra special.

A spokesperson for the appeal has said: “There’s something so powerful in knowing that our efforts can help bring excitement and warmth to children who might otherwise go without. Being part of this cause allows us to spread the magic of Christmas and show these kids that they are cared for and remembered. It’s an opportunity to give back, and we all feel grateful to play a role in bringing a smile to their faces on Christmas morning.”

The appeal is accepting new and unwrapped gifts for children up to the age of 18. Suitable donations include clothing, cuddly toys, dolls and action figures, books, stationary, arts and crafts, sports-related equipment such as footballs, and any other fun presents appropriate for children and teenagers.

Donations can be dropped off until 9 December at the Welcome and Enquiry Desk in the Andersonian Library.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF SCHOOLCHILDREN HEAR HOMOPHOBIC LANGUAGE

Research showed that nearly four-fifths of schoolchildren in the UK said they had heard homophobic language.

The LGBTQ+ young people’s charity Just Like Us in conjunction with VotesForSchools questioned 31,975 schoolchildren including 4,307 primary school pupils aged 9 to 11.

The results showed that 78% of pupils had heard homophobic language, while for secondary school students, the figures increased to 80%.

Many of the primary school students surveyed cited TikTok as the place where they had heard the word ‘gay’ used as a derogatory insult without understanding what it meant. The research showed that social media and

gender stereotypes were contributing factors to the prevalence of homophobic language being used.

One primary school pupil from Sandhurst said: “We mainly hear people call each other ‘gay’ as an insult or a joke. This is because we mainly see it trending on TikTok.”

Another in Glasgow explained: “Because I’m a boy and have long hair I have been called gay before as an insult.”

There is also a rise in games being played by school students which feature homophobic sentiments. An example of this is a game played on TikTok in which players guess things, if they make an incorrect guess then the others would say “You’re gay.”

By NATHAN LAWIE

Whilst this may seem like harmless fun this has a detrimental impact on young people who are part of the LGBTQ+ community. This is supported by a study conducted by Just Like Us in June which showed that 43% of LGBTQ+ pupils experience bullying compared to 21% of their straight peers. Students with gay or transgender parents are also more likely to be bullied.

To combat these startling results, Just Like Us has released a series of free primary and secondary school resources for teachers to download.

The Chief Executive of Just Like Us, Laura Mackay, said: “It is deeply concerning that 78% of primary school children across the UK have heard homophobic language. The experience shared by young people in our survey highlight the urgent need for education and open dialogue about the impact of homophobic language.”

When discussing the material, Mackay said: “We’re proud to have launched a series of new, free resources for primary and secondary schools that address the issue of rising homophobic language. We believe that education is vital for fostering understanding and acceptance, and by empowering teachers with the knowledge and confidence to lead discussions around diversity, we can help all young people become allies and advocates for change.”

This study has shown that whilst progress has been made in normalising and celebrating same-sex relationships, we have a long way to go before all stigma is removed.

STRATH UNION CUTS SUPPORT FOR SOCIETY-RUN BALLS

An announcement from Strath Union confirmed that they will no longer support society-run ball events.

This decision, which has come in the wake of unspecified issues surrounding society balls over recent years, has raised concerns about how future events will be managed and financed.

In a statement sent to society leaders, the Union revealed that societies will no longer receive support, and that several key services typically provided by Strath Union will be cut. This includes the ability to hold society accounts for ball funds, administrative assistance with payments and invoices, and the use of the Union’s Native platform for ticket sales.

The statement also made no mention of graduation balls, leaving

By MATTHEW BORRIE

students unsure about whether those events will be affected.

The decision comes as a significant change for societies, many of which host annual balls as their largest events. With the Union stepping back, societies must now find alternative methods to manage their funds and ticket sales.

In their message to students, Strath Union advised society leaders to first approach their respective academic departments to see if they are willing to support ball events by holding funds or paying invoices.

Failing that, societies could open their own dedicated bank account for ball funds, with committee members or departmental staff serving as signatories. However, the Union gave a third option—having the money paid

into a committee member’s personal account— which presents significant challenges and responsibility, a prospect that leaves many student leaders feeling uneasy.

The Union assured societies that any leftover funds from previous balls will remain accessible, but they cannot be transferred to a newly created student account. Any future transactions, however, such as paying vendors or securing contracts with external venues, will need to be managed independently or through university departments.

A representative from Strath Union acknowledged the difficulties this decision poses for societies and expressed regret over the late clarification of the Union’s position.

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STARMER URGED TO PAY REPARATIONS TO COUNTRIES AFFECTED BY SLAVE TRADE

Keir Starmer has sparked recent debate after rejecting calls for the United Kingdom to pay reparations to Commonwealth nations who have suffered the ill-effects of the slave trade, following mounting pressure from leaders of Caribbean nations and some of his own backbenchers.

Whilst Starmer noted that the transatlantic trade was “abhorrent,” he said he is keen not to engage in “very long, endless discussions” about the past and would rather set his focus on the contemporary issues facing his new government.

The British Prime Minister insisted the issue would not be broached at a summit of 56 Commonwealth countries in late October, but there remained significant pressure from leaders to begin a “meaningful conversation” on the subject, with diplomats admitting they expect reparatory justice to be a central focus of the agenda at the next Commonwealth summit in two years’ time.

The trade saw Britain’s wealth and industry rise exponentially between the 16th and 19th century, with the exploitation and exportation of millions of

African slaves. Citing generational trauma, significant economic disadvantages and underdevelopment in the centuries since the trade ended, many Commonwealth nations claim Britain must be subject to historical accountability.

Whilst this debate is not new, its current iteration follows renewed global momentum towards racial justice, with movements like Black Lives Matter bringing these issues to the forefront.

This has led to some instances of recognition from institutions and families. The University of Glasgow became one of the first UK universities to officially acknowledge its ties to slavery with a 2019 report outlining the financial donations they received from individuals with prominent roles in the slave trade. They have since launched their “reparative justice” initiative, pledging 20 million pounds to fund scholarships and create the Glasgow-Caribbean Centre for Development research. Other examples come from the University of Cambridge, the Church of England, and the National Trust. So, should the British Gov-

BAN ON DISPOSABLE VAPES DELAYED IN SCOTLAND

By IAN HAMILTON

1 June 2025, instead of 1 April, as the bill is expected to be presented to Parliament before Christmas.

By MICHAEL ALBA

ernment follow suit and if so, who should receive reparations and what form would they take? The Caribbean Community Reparations Commission, formed in 2013 by 15 Caribbean nations, has a 10-point plan for reparations outlined which asks for a formal apology, debt cancellation and investment in cultural and economic revitalization, and repatriation assistance for descendants who wish to return to Africa. Other calls come from individual countries like Jamaica and Barbados. There are examples throughout history of reparations being paid. After the First World War, Germany was made to pay for the damage suffered by Britain and France, roughly 6.6 billion pounds. In 2013, the UK government agreed to pay 19.9 million pounds to more than 5,000 elderly Kenyans tortured by British Colonial forces following the Mau Mau uprising in the 1950’s. Opposition to reparations is somewhat widespread. British Prime Ministers consistently avoid making any commitments and during a 2015 visit to Jamaica PM David Cameron urged nations to “move on.” Historian Niall Fer-

tish Government was the first in the UK to commit to taking action on single use vapes.

“We have worked closely across the four nations to ensure a consistent approach to a ban on the sale and supply of single use vapes so we can provide certainty to businesses and consumers.”

He confirmed that regulations would be laid to shift the implementation date to 1 June 2025, ensuring uniformity across the UK.

The upcoming ban comes in response to rising concerns over youth vaping rates and the environmental impact of disposable vapes.

A Scottish Government study conducted in 2023 found that 14 per cent of vapers in Scotland were under 18, with 4.3 per cent of 13-year-olds reporting regular vaping.

Similar trends have been observed in England, where 24 per cent of people aged 16 to 19 reported using a vape within the past month.

Jacob George, Professor of Cardiovascular Medicine and Therapeutics at the University of Dundee said: “Disposable vapes are a gateway to smoking for younger people who have never smoked before, so by reducing their availability, it becomes less likely for young people to take up vaping.

guson agrees, arguing that the economic legacy of the trade is complex. Critics also cite the financial burden on taxpayers if reparations were to be paid and that people shouldn’t be responsible for the actions of their ancestors. They argue that whilst being a major player in the slave trade, Britain was also a driving force behind its abolition in 1833. This issue remains prominent and will likely build up as time goes on. One way or another it must be addressed and a serious discussion about the payment of reparations must be had.

and the lithium, and for these reasons, I welcome the ban.

“We know that in terms of the cardiovascular system, neither tobacco nor vaping is safe. Vaping is less harmful, however, it has its own effects, even if it takes many years before these effects are known.”

Industry leaders have cautioned that the ban could lead to a black market, driving up illegal sales. However, the government has stated there will be no grace period, and retailers must sell all stock by the deadline or face penalties.

Another Scottish Government report highlighted that an estimated five million disposable vapes are thrown away each week, generating approximately 4,292 tonnes of carbon emissions in 2022 — roughly equivalent to 2,100 cars.

Bans on single use vapes are becoming more common globally as Belgium and Ireland become the latest to follow countries such as India and Australia in introducing similar restrictions.

The

Neil Gray, Scottish Secretary for Health and Social Care said: “The Scot-

“They are also an environmental hazard because of both the plastic

The UK Public Health Minister, Andrew Gwynne, commented on the broader Tobacco and Vapes Bill, calling it “the biggest public health intervention in a generation,” which aims to protect young people from nicotine addiction and move towards a smoke-free UK.

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The Scottish Health Secretary has announced a two-month delay on the ban of disposable vapes to align with new UK-wide legislation.

ban will now take effect on

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FORMER UNION ON JOHN STREET SET TO BE TRANS-

FORMED BY £30 MILLION DONATION

By NATHAN LAWIE

The former Student Union building will be transformed thanks to a £30 million donation from Dr Charles Huang.

The building on John Street will be redeveloped into a digital, entrepreneurial and social engagement hub named the Charles Huang Advanced Technology and Innovation Centre. (CHATIC) in recognition of the generous donation.

The building was originally built in 1959 and has been empty since 2021 when the student’s union moved to Richmond Street. The building’s renovation is scheduled for completion in 2026.

Dr Huang gained his MBA from Strathclyde in 1989 and PhD in Marketing in 1994. When asked about his generous donation he said: “My educa-

tion at Strathclyde played a critical role in the success of both my career and my businesses. This gift is to show my gratitude to Strathclyde and to support those who have yet to embark on their studies.”

Professor Sir Jim MacDonald, Principal and Vice-Chancellor of Strathclyde said: “I am delighted that CHATIC will facilitate new opportunities to partner and innovate with industry and enhance research capabilities by actively developing our research leaders of the future.”

The £30 million is part of the Charles Huang Foundation’s larger donation of £50 million. The donation has already helped create the Stephen Young Institute for International Business among other programmes.

LIFE EXPECTANCY HAS RISEN BUT REMAINS BELOW PRE-COVID LEVELS

By NATHAN LAWIE

Recent statistics released by the National Records of Scotland (NRS) show that life expectancy has risen in Scotland.

Both male and female life expectancy has seen a slight increase. However, the report shows that levels are still lower than pre-covid levels.

The female life expectancy figures from 2023 show a rise from 80.8 years to 80.9 years, whilst male figures show a rise from 76.6 years to 76.9 years. Despite these modest rises, it remains lower than pre-COVID levels where life expectancy was 81.1 and 77.1 respectively. Those statistics were reached from 2012-2014 and has plateaued ever since.

The NRS report also showed that Scotland had significantly lower life expectancy levels compared to the other countries in the UK and most of Western Europe.

There are also disparities between affluent areas and deprived areas. East Renfrewshire, has the highest life expectancy rates with men at 81

years and women at 84.5. This compares to Glasgow which has the lowest figures with men at 73.6 years and women at 78.3.

Several reasons can explain Scotland’s stagnation over the past decade. Austerity measures put in place in the early 2010s are often cited for the slight decline in figures. Those measures, which led to a cut in the NHS budget, also disproportionately affected less affluent areas. However, within the last five years, the report showed that COVID-19 had the biggest negative impact on life expectancy figures, whilst improvements in cancer treatment had the biggest positive impact.

Population projections for Scotland suggest that life expectancy will continue to rise to 83.4 years for women and 80.1 for men by 2045.

There were some positives to draw from the statistics, treatments for cancers and respiratory illnesses improved, which had a positive effect on life expectancy figures.

Artists’ impression of the CHATIC. Image credit: University of Strathclyde.

LABOUR’S PLANS TO TACKLE CHILD POVERTY AS RATES CONTINUE

TO RISE IN SCOTLAND

“Child poverty is going the wrong way,” explains Jackie Baillie MSP, Scottish Labour Deputy Leader. In the 14 years of the Conservative party in power, ‘the thing that we’ve been missing,’ she explains, “is that constructive, intergovernmental plan that crosses all departments.”

A step in the right direction by the new Labour government has been the launch of the cross-government Child Poverty Task Force. Its role will be to investigate why, compared to 2010, there are now 700,000 more children living in poverty in the UK. Based on its findings, a Child Poverty Strategy is set to be published in spring 2025.

Baillie believes that cooperation between governments can make a significant difference in tackling poverty. “The opportunity to collaborate now is huge,” she observes, adding “I want to see collaboration between governments because they both pull different levers to work together… I hope the SNP government seizes it with both hands.”

Upon assuming his role as First Minister, John Swinney vowed to make eradicating poverty the “single most important objective.” He asserted that his Cabinet would do everything in its

power, “including listening to and working with members across the chamber.”

Reducing child poverty to 10 per cent by 2030 is a tough challenge that the Scottish Government has set for itself. Currently, 24 per cent of children in Scotland live below the relative poverty line, which is defined as household income being less than 60 per cent of the UK median income. As the Centre for Civic Innovation (CCI) explains in its Child Poverty in Glasgow 2024 report, this is £523.20 per week for a family with two adults and two children under 14. CCI estimates that, in Glasgow, there are 24,419 children living in poverty, and on average, they are £126 per week below the poverty line.

Introduced in 2021, the Scottish Child Payment, currently £26.70 a week for every qualifying child, effectively reduces child poverty rates. However, it is not enough to address the full scale of child poverty in Scotland, and a holistic approach is needed.

Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) statistics reveal that, in Glasgow alone, there are 33,508 children in poverty. For the Scottish Government to reduce this to 10 per cent, Glasgow will need to see 23,665 children lifted above the poverty line.

As stated in Shelter Scotland and Aberlour’s joint report: “If the Scottish Government are serious about their plans to eradicate child poverty, they must make social housing delivery a bigger priority.” The Scottish Government’s Poverty and Inequality data shows that, after housing costs, 24 per cent of children are living below the relative poverty line, whereas before housing costs, that number is significantly lower, at 19 per cent - meaning high housing costs push 50,000 children into poverty.

Shelter and Aberlour’s report urges more social housing to be built,

By JULIA BRAUN RAVEN

and at a faster rate. Due to cuts to the Affordable Housing Supply Programme, local authorities lack funds to build affordable homes, and are having to “put people into temporary accommodation, such as bed and breakfast or hotel rooms,” explains Baillie. “It is not suitable for anybody to sustain themselves. Certainly not suitable for children,” she adds. There are 10,000 children trapped in temporary accommodation, desperately in need of a safe home.

Reducing poverty to 10 per cent is a challenging target— not an impossible one, but it requires bold, wide-ranging actions if we are to see a notable reduction in child poverty.

’‘I am never, ever complacent. I’ve been too long in Scottish politics to be complacent. So, for me, it’s the opportunity,’ asserts Baillie. “In Scotland, internally, the Labour Party has pulled together a panel of people to advise us, and that work is being led by my colleague, Paul O’Kane,” she adds. Hopeful and ready to act, Baillie advises

“Let’s look at what works, that we know works, and let’s do it… You need to do it not in isolation; you need to do it as part of a whole plan.”

A fund aimed at single parents is among the initiatives she would like to see implemented. It is, as she notes, “the one thing that worked, really, really well.” It was a £10 million fund set up to help single parents with whatever needs they had— “whether it’s training, whether it’s childcare, whether it’s lessons to drive a car that helps you get into employment, we will provide.” She emphasises that it ‘transformed the experience of those single parents, lifted them and their children out of poverty, and didn’t cost a lot of money.’

With child poverty increasing over recent years, one may have little faith in change. However, with a new government, there is a bit of hope that, through open conversation and cooperation, policies that will lift children out of poverty can be introduced to give them the opportunities in life they deserve.

POLLS SHOW PUBLIC SUPPORT FOR ASSISTED DYING

By IAN HAMILTON

A private members bill proposing to leagalise assisted dying for terminally ill adults in England and Wales will have its second reading this month.

The Terminally Ill Adults (End of Life) Bill put forward by Labour MP, Kim Leadbeater, will be debated in parliament on 29 November. However, a similar bill is already under discussion in Scotland, but what position is it in?

The Assisted Dying for Terminally Ill Adults (Scotland) Bill was drafted by Liberal Democrat MSP, Liam McAr-

thur, and introduced back in March. However, the bill is still under examination by the comittee of Health, Social Care and Sport and is not expected to be voted on until early next year.

A poll carried out by Opinium Research showed that around three quarters of adults in the UK support assisted dying legislation.

Despite both MPs and MSPs being granted a free vote on the issue, some senior figures have spoken out against the bill including the Justice

Secretary, Shabana Mahmood and the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, who has warned that the proposed new law could come at the expsense of other NHS services.

So, should the bill pass? Those in favour argue that the law as it stands denies people autonomy in their lives, condemning them to suffering and leaving family members facing prosecution should they choose to help their loved ones to die. On the other side of the debate, it is argued that life is pre-

cious, vulnerable people could face social pressure to end their lives, and that the role of doctors would change, leaving opportunity for abuse of power.

Assisted dying is legal, at least to some extent, in 11 nations including Austria, Belgium, and Switzerland with at least 200 million people allowed to make the choice.

Leadbeater, who is the first MP to propose a private members bill this parliament has said that the legislation is the “most robust” in the world.

Image: Glasgow City Chambers. Credit: Unsplash.

Image: Jackie Baillie MSP.

PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL RETURN

By SOPHIE ADAMS

Donald Trump is set to return to the White House as the 47th president of the United States. In an election that had been too close to call after Kamala Harris stepped in to replace Joe Biden as the Democratic party nominee, he produced the most convincing victory of his three campaigns.

As election night progressed the results began pointing to a victory for the former president. The first swing states of North Carolina and Georgia were called for Trump in a sign of what was to follow across the country. Once Pennsylvania had been called in his favour Trump appeared to make his victory speech from Florida, after walking on stage to ‘God Bless the USA’ Trump proclaimed: “This is a movement like nobody’s ever seen before and, frankly, this was I believe the greatest political movement of all time.”

Not only did Trump carry the electoral college winning all of the swing states. He was also victorious in the popular vote, a feat he did not achieve in 2016 or 2020. Down the ticket, the Republicans also took control of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

After it was announced she would not speak at her election night rally, Harris officially conceded the race to President-elect Trump in a phone call and appeared on the afternoon of 6 November to give her concession speech. Speaking from her alma mater, Howard University in Washington, DC, Harris said: “We must accept the results of this election,” adding “while I conceded this election, I do not concede the fight that fuelled this campaign.”

Her speech went on to refer-

ence many of the key issues of the campaign; abortion rights, equality, and the protection of democracy, which now become the key focus of what could be to come in the second Trump term.

NBC exit polling data placed immigration as a key issue among Republican voters and in the days following the election Trump reaffirmed his campaign promise to begin mass deportations. In comments to NBC news he said that the cost of his plans is not a concern: “It’s not a question of a price tag. It’s not - really, we have no choice.”

Abortion rights, one of the key concerns amongst Democratic voters, was also on the ballot in 10 states. Voters in seven states opted for measures to enshrine either further access to, or the right to abortions in their constitutions. Protections for abortion rights were not passed in Florida, Nebraska, and South Dakota. These measures, however, could be overturned if the administration were to pursue a national abortion ban. The President-elect has stated that he would not sign a federal ban however, he could now come under pressure to enact one from members of the party and pro-life organisations.

Another key consideration for the new president will be foreign policy. Following Trump’s victory Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky took to X to congratulate him saying: “I am looking forward to personally congratulating President Trump and discussing ways to strengthen Ukraine’s strategic partnership with the United States.” Trump was also congratulated by Russia’s President Putin. In comments made during an address in Sochi, Putin described Trump as: “a courageous

WESTMINSTER SNP LEADER STEPHEN FLYNN TO RUN IN NEXT HOLYROOD ELECTION

By NATHAN LAWIE

The current Westminster leader of the SNP, Stephen Flynn, has declared his intention to run as an MSP at the 2026 Holyrood election.

person”. During the campaign, continued support for Ukraine under a Trump administration was questioned after his comments that he could end the conflict between Ukraine and Russia within a day.

Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, also posted his congratulations for the President-elect, stating that: “Your historic return to the White House offers a new beginning for America and a powerful recommitment to the great alliance between Israel and America.”

With Trump’s repeated message that he would put America first, it is unclear how he will proceed to handle the ongoing conflicts both in Europe and the Middle East. Both the EU and the UK have reiterated their ongoing support for Ukraine following the US election results.

As Trump is set to take up the Oval Office once more following the Inauguration in January, many questions remain about what he hopes to achieve during his second term and the different methods that will be used to achieve it.

Questions also remain for the Democrats, having faced a substantial defeat in these elections and with many of the key party figures, such as Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, taking a step back from leadership roles the future direction of the party seems uncertain.

The one clear result from this election is that America has embraced the MAGA movement on a greater level than ever before. With JD Vance set to take up the role of Vice-President the future of the Republican party seems committed to the movement.

Flynn, who has been the MP for Aberdeen South since 2019 and SNP’s Westminster leader since 2022, is hoping to win his party’s nomination for the Aberdeen South and North Kincardine seat which is currently held by Audrey Nicholl.

Flynn has said that he would like to remain as an MP until the next general election but would not accept two salaries.

His decision to run has divided the party. Many senior SNP politicians have spoke in favour of Stephen Flynn’s decision to run - this includes the Deputy First Minister, Kate Forbes who said that ‘he was exactly the type of person that Holyrood needed.’ Many Scottish MSPs have come out against Flynn, however; Emma Roddick, the party’s MSP for the Highlands and Islands region in Scotland, has expressed concern that someone can be a good MSP whilst still serving as an MP.

However, in 2021 the SNP changed their internal rules to require MPs to resign from their seats at Westminster if they wished to run for a seat at Holyrood. The change led to Joanna Cherry withdrawing from running for Holyrood and forced Neil Gray to resign as an MP to run for Holyrood in 2021.

Many Scottish politicians have held seats in both parliaments, most notably both Alex Salmond and John Swinney held seats in both parliaments. Previously, Flynn had criticised former Scottish Conservative leader Douglas Ross for attempting to make a similar move in July’s general election.

It remains to be seen if the SNP will change their internal rules to allow for their politicians to hold office at Holyrood and Westminster.

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OPINION: NEW TORY ELECTS

LEAVE THE PARTY AS BORING, BACKWARDS, AND BROKEN AS BEFORE

After its disastrous election campaign in the summer, the Tory party has decided to keep in with their new-found tradition of electing doomed leaders, by asking Kemi Badenoch to take the reins of the party for the foreseeable.

Badenoch is undoubtedly a formidable politician, with her seven-year rise to the top of the Tory party being an impressive show of career politics. Becoming the first black leader of a UK party is a notable achievement, and her background is a testament to her grit and determination. Yet, however impressive she may be, she is not the change leader everyone thinks she is.

She represents a tired, backwards, Johnson-era Conservative party, who are hell-bent on fabrication, distraction, and the promotion of ‘true conserv-

By LUKE CHARLES

ative values’ (whatever those may be). Her defence of partygate, appointment of Johnson loyalists to her shadow cabinet (hello Priti Patel), and embracing of culture-wars, shows that she is scared to change a party which is still getting over its Boris-shaped heartbreak.

Russell Findlay up north offers little contrast to Badenoch’s leadership, despite his own assurances of change. He vowed to ’work constructively’ with Badenoch, citing the threat of gender ideology as their main shared value.

Whilst this focus on gender ideology might seem like an easy win for both Tories, it shows that they are not focussed on anything but their own survival. The voters they must win back want solutions on the economy, foreign policy, housing. Weakly emulating the

master distractor Boris Johnson just won’t cut it anymore.

Whilst helping the Conservative party is the last thing on my mind, their move away from Cameron and Davidson-era conservatism is hurting them immensely. They must move back to their seemingly sensible, One-Nation

principles, and stop engaging in culture wars which only lower the public’s trust. Right now, with these leaders in Westminster and Holyrood, I cannot see the Tories moving away from the Johnson era of conservatism which ruined not only our politics, but our country, for decades.

LEGISLATION OR LIMITATION? UNPACKING SCOTLAND’S

HATE CRIME LAW

By KATIE LUNDBERG

Just over three years after it passed, the Scottish Hate Crime and Public Order Bill finally took effect on 1 April 2024. It aims to address a “rising tide of hatred” within society, as put by former First Minister Humza Yousaf.

The law extends state intervention to combat hatred against various groups based on age, race, religion, disability, sexual orientation, or transgender identity. Interestingly – yet controversially – it does not currently cover women, with a separate misogyny law currently in development.

Fervent supporters such as Yousaf support this act as a beacon of progress, pointing out its necessity as every day in Scotland around 18 hate

crimes are committed. Meanwhile, many staunch critics raise concerns about censorship and its impact on free speech.

Scottish Conservative MSP Pam Gosal commented that even though she had experienced racist abuse herself, “freedom of speech is a fundamental principle that our country is built upon,” and that she believes “there are better solutions to tackling discrimination.”

Proponents contend that this law addresses long-overdue needs in tackling hate-motivated offences. The increase in substantiated reports this year showed the act was necessary –noting that 7,000 online reports of hate crimes were reported within a week of it coming into effect.

The LGBTQ+ community in particular has welcomed these protections, with reported hate crimes against them doubling over the past decade. According to a report conducted by LGBTQ+ charity Stonewall Scotland, 20 per cent of LGBTQ+ people have experienced a hate crime or incident for their identity in the past 12 months.

By explicitly defining hate crimes and increasing penalties for offenders, the act intends to send a powerful message that such behaviour will not be tolerated, especially in Scotland: a country famed for its vibrance and citizens’ friendliness.

LGBTQ+ rights activist Peter Tatchell states that this act, despite the uproar it has received, will certainly protect countless Scottish people. Conversely, critics such as billionaire and X owner Elon Musk and podcaster Joe Rogan raise concerns about the potential impact on freedom of speech.

Amongst the most outspoken of this law’s opponents is the renowned author, J.K. Rowling. She wrote on X: “Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal,” before later writing: “I’m currently out of the country, but if what I’ve written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return

to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.” Rowling was also a vocal critic of Scotland’s Gender Recognition Bill, which was blocked by Westminster.

Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak came out supporting Rowling’s remarks, claiming that the UK had a “proud” tradition of free speech and that people should not be criminalised “for stating simple facts on biology.”

Stonewall condemned Sunak’s statement, posting: “This kind of misrepresentation about the Act and its purpose only serves to trivialise the very real violence committed against us in the name of hate”.

The law’s impact on policing is also significant. Police Scotland aims to catalogue hate crimes effectively, yet faces challenges with resources and declining officer numbers. Many officers have not yet received adequate training on the new legislation, leading to concerns about public trust and the potential for mishandling complaints.

The introduction of the Hate Crime and Public Order Act in Scotland marks a major milestone in the ongoing battle against prejudice, and signals a commitment to inclusivity. Ultimately, it is striking a balance between protecting vulnerable groups and safeguarding civil freedoms that will prove to be crucial in the effective implementation and enforcement of this law.

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MIDDLE CLASS MONOPOLY: HOW WORKING CLASS VOICES ARE SILENCED IN CLIMATE ACTIVISM

By MATTHEW

As the climate crisis escalates, Scotland’s activism scene is ablaze with voices demanding action—but whose voices are we actually hearing? Judging by the discussions at most climate events, you’d think the world’s end might just mean a shortage of oat lattes in Edinburgh or a recycling slip-up in the West End.

Climate activism has, consciously or not, established itself as an extracurricular activity, ideal for people with flexible schedules, high salaries, and a stable living situation. At a glance, it appears the whole cause is made up of well-meaning but well-off bairns; look closer and nothing changes. The same affluent voices, largely unaffected by the policies they advocate, continue to dominate the conversation.

The impacts of climate change don’t discriminate based on socioeconomic status, so why does it feel that its activists do? It’s a question that lingers like an emission in the air. While climate change is a concern across classes, it’s not a priority for those most neglected in Scotland who are focused on immediate survival rather than future projections. Climate change can feel like an abstract, even luxurious, worry—one that’s completely removed from the grinding reality of making it to the end of the month.

Someone with social barriers, who wants to make a difference to the environment may struggle to find an entry point into the movement that feels accessible or inclusive. Access to influence in the climate movement isn’t just about passion; it’s about privilege. Middle- and upper-class activists can afford the luxury of unpaid internships at environmental organizations, transport to conferences, and hours spent at climate rallies. They have the connections and

the freedom to network, secure media coverage, and amplify their voices. But each time a wealthy, able-bodied person takes the platform in the climate movement, a marginalised voice is inadvertently silenced. When the faces of climate activism are consistently white, middle-upper-class, and socially privileged, it sends a message about whose experiences matter most.

And then there’s the image of climate activism itself, which feels made for a middle-class lifestyle. The movement has taken on this ‘minimalist chic’ look that’s right at home on Pinterest: reusable water bottles, high-end bikes, and, of course, the branded tote bag. The whole act is ready for the grid, making it hard to deny that this climate ‘consciousness’ has become a marker of middle-class identity. And so, Scotland’s activists from gentrified city centres often sport the latest eco-friendly gear, saving the planet one oat latte at a time while working-class citizens from Blantyre to Barnhill continue to grapple with real economic barriers to greener, more sustainable choices—like affording the bus fare, let alone an electric car.

Climate change is anything but the latest fad, but from whom you see in the limelight, that is all it appears to be. This trendification trivialises the issue, framing it as a cause for the socially conscious rather than the urgent, collective struggle for survival that it truly is.

Edinburgh and Glasgow have become the centres of Scottish climate activism, with well-meaning but well-off campaigners often defining the movement’s tone and direction. The rest of the country, however, not so much.

In Aberdeen, Europe’s oil capital, the climate debate feels almost like a distant luxury. Concerned about whether they’ll have a job tomorrow, for many Aberdonians, oil isn’t just an industry, it’s the lifeblood of the local economy. The jobs, the businesses, the infrastructure, everything in the city has been built around the energy sector. Yet in the Central Belt, a growing chorus of middle-class activists are calling for an end to fossil fuels immediately.

To them, Aberdeen’s oil workers may as well be a statistic, collateral damage on the way to a cleaner, greener Scotland. Their idea of a “just transition,” somehow rarely extends past the edges of Edinburgh and Glasgow. Aberdonians aren’t worshippers of oil or deniers of climate science—they’re simply asking for a fair, gradual shift, one that doesn’t leave them out in the cold only insulated with empty gestures like GB

Energy’s corporate posturing.

In Dundee, a once industrial powerhouse, factories have been closing almost monthly. The city has reinvented itself in recent years, leaning into tech and tourism with a splash of art for good measure. Affluent activists often cheer this transformation, celebrating the repurposing of industrial spaces into trendy art galleries and cafes as an example of sustainable progress but gentrified jobs are rarely accessible to former machinists and assembly line workers.

Yes, the transition is necessary, but the privileged position of those calling for it means they won’t bear the cost. They don’t have to face the realities of job loss, economic collapse, or the gut-wrenching uncertainty of supporting a family while an entire industry dies. It’s easy to demand the end of oil and factories when you’re comfortably nestled in a city cushioned from the consequences. The voices of the North East are drowned out by the upper classes, who claim to have everyone’s best interests at heart yet remain detached from the stakes faced a mere two hours away.

To reduce climate change, we need to work in unison, but this doesn’t mean equally. Working-class people know they’ve contributed far less to national emissions than those in the private jet class or the investment managers holding millions on fossil fuels.

Everyone needs to chip in, yes, but not in the same way.

Telling people in Raploch, Govan, or Lochee that they should “reduce their footprint” by cutting back on flights and meat consumption is as misguided as it is patronising. These communities already have some of the lowest carbon footprints in Scotland—not by choice, but by constraint. A family scraping by on minimum wage isn’t agonising over their next eco-holiday; they’re worrying about whether there’s enough in the bank to cover the electric bill. Meanwhile, climate activists often fly across continents to deliver a three-minute speech on the urgent need for change.

These activists don’t even notice their disconnect. They talk about saving the planet, but they often fail to consider the people who are, quite literally, fighting for survival. Vulnerable people feel like an afterthought, who get second priority after polar bears and turtles.

The more they alienate the working class, the more climate change deniers can weaponize their ignorance. When the climate movement sidelines those facing real, immediate struggles, it hands deniers the perfect narrative: that climate policies are an attack on regular people. If climate activism continues to feel exclusive, it risks losing crucial support for the very changes needed most by the communities it’s failing to reach.

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CONFLICTING CONFLICTS? WHY WE SHOULD HIGHLIGHT INTERSECTIONAL INJUSTICES

Since the escalation of violence in Gaza on October 7th, global headlines have been dominated by a familiar tug-ofwar over public attention, comparing Gaza and Ukraine in a baffling “battle” for public attention. In pitting two vastly different humanitarian crises against each other, some have argued that the recent media focus on the genocide in Palestine has taken attention away from the war in Ukraine.

Contrary to this belief, it is possible to hold space in our minds for more than one thing at a time - although perhaps this is more difficult for some than others. To insinuate that we are unable to split our attention and understanding between a variety of global crises is frankly insulting. It’s not just insulting; it’s simply condescending. People can - and do - hold multiple truths in their minds without short-circuiting. Shifting focus across conflicts, from Gaza to Ukraine and beyond, does not lessen attention on any single issue. Instead, it deepens our understanding of global social injustices and reveals the interconnected nature of these issues.

News cycles tend to spotlight one crisis at a time, and the story receiving the most airtime often garners the most sympathy and support from the public. Yet, rather than detracting from Ukraine, the recent focus on the genocide in Gaza allows us lets us see the bigger picture: how Western military meddling is often at the root of these crises, creating cycles of violence, displacement, and immigration across borders.

Attention to multiple conflicts encourages the public to understand global patterns of injustice, adding layers to our understanding of social issues rather than simplifying them to single black-and-white narratives. The idea

By KULSUM SHABBIR

isn’t to “pick a side” but to see how these issues connect—and expose the very real, very avoidable causes of this pain.

When we look closely, we see that these conflicts aren’t isolated; they’re part of a complex, interconnected landscape of political power struggles, mainly attributed to the United States government’s military involvement in both Ukraine and the Global South.

Meanwhile, the recent U.S. elections have delivered an unmistakably anti-immigrant message. Yet, the U.S. government’s continued funnelling of weapons into the Middle East remains the primary driver of the displacement and migration that so many voters seem to fear. If they truly wanted to curb immigration, they’d start by addressing the root causes—the very military interventions that fuel it. So, the next time a voter complains about immigration, maybe they should take a minute to practice some critical thinking — displaced refugees are not the enemy. Perhaps it’s time to hold the government accountable for the consequences of their actions.

Alasdair Soussi notes that President Zelenskyy has raised concerns that Israel’s assault on Gaza has “muddied” Western efforts to support Ukraine— understandably, as Ukraine is heavily reliant on the United States’ military aid. But this argument overlooks the simplest solution: the United States could, and should, withdraw its military support for Israel. This is long overdue, especially in light of Israel’s disregard for the humanitarian crisis unfolding in Gaza.

The Biden administration has already threatened this after the Israel Occupying Force blocked humanitarian aid from entering Northern Gaza for two weeks. Some may argue that Israel’s

continuous disregard for the deteriorating humanitarian conditions in Gaza warranted military withdrawal months ago. Yet, instead of taking meaningful action, the U.S. has only issued empty, hollow threats.

The only party to blame for any sort of ‘shift in attention’ is the US Government. While Zelenskyy’s concerns are valid, they are not directed towards shared media attention and should not be perceived as such. While coverage naturally shifts from one crisis to the next, each focus adds layers to our understanding of global injustice rather than detracting from any single issue. The anti-immigrant, single-issue voters fail to consider this – likely the same people, considering their onetrack mindedness, unable to fathom the idea that focusing on one humanitarian crisis does not in fact detract from the significance of another.

What’s more, while the crises in Gaza and Ukraine draw media attention, conflicts in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) and Sudan continue in quiet agony, treated as background noise.

Jamie Shea highlights how Europe and North America are so fixated on Gaza and Ukraine that they’re blind to the escalating ‘second-tier’ conflicts. He’s not wrong—ignoring these growing crises comes with serious risks. But Western powers won’t take notice until the situation starts affecting them directly. Skipping attention today means a much higher cost tomorrow. But, of course, history’s never been their strong suit.

In the DRC, violence fuelled by decades of political instability and competition over mineral resources has uprooted millions. Despite being one of the world’s poorest nations, the DRC

sits on a goldmine of exploited wealth, yet displaced locals are unable to access this wealth and are forced to work in inhumane conditions to mine the land for resources that will be used in the West.

Sudan faces similar issues in terms of displacement and war. Nimco Ali writes that, “in just five years, Sudan has undergone a turbulent transformation from a dictatorship to a society wrecked by civil war, via revolution and a coup. It was in April last year that this devastating war broke out.”

In the months leading up to the start of Sudan’s war in April 2023, the United States was busy practicing false sympathies – mediating a so-called ‘framework agreement’ for civilian rule. However, these talks came to nothing as the war broke out, and the United States has been surreptitiously quiet in regard to the Sudanese humanitarian crisis.

Highlighting conflicts like these alongside more prominent ones like Gaza and Ukraine broadens our perspective. By paying attention to multiple regions simultaneously, we gain insight into the global patterns that drive these crises. The issues in Gaza, for example, are not isolated from those in Sudan or the DRC; they are all part of a global system that perpetuates violence and inequality.

Let’s stop pretending these crises are competing for our attention. Conflicts like those in Gaza, Ukraine, the DRC, and Sudan collectively aid our understanding of global social injustice. Rather than isolating each struggle, we can link them – dissecting the overlap of these issues to reveal the global superpowers that are truly to blame. Focusing on diverse conflicts doesn’t dilute support; it strengthens our collective resolve to seek justice across borders.

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REPORT REVEALS EXTENT OF STRATHCLYDE’S INVOLVE-

MENT IN GAZA

The new case study presents some interesting insights regarding the University of Strathclyde’s significant financial and research ties to companies like BAE Systems, Leonardo, and Thales, all of which have provided components and machinery for Israel’s ongoing siege on Gaza. This assault is one the International Court of Justice – tacitly or otherwise – accepted as a potential case of genocide back in May. The scope of the conflict has since escalated, now involving bombardment and a ground invasion of Lebanon, as well as attacks on UN peacekeepers, drawing Iran into the conflict and further destabilising the Middle East.

For those familiar with Strathclyde’s history, these ties will not come as a surprise. However, the findings of these two studies provide specifics regarding the two-way exchange of investment and scientific knowledge between the University and the defence industry, as well as placing this dynamic in an illuminating historical context. Previous work by the Ferret revealed that both Strathclyde and Glasgow Universities had invested in BAE Systems, Thales, and Leonardo, with Strathclyde holding shares worth £514,200 in BAE and £137,653 in Thales.

CAAT’s new case study highlights that the University of Strathclyde has also received tens of millions of pounds in research and academic funding from the military and arms companies since 2016. This includes £13,440,192 from Rolls Royce, £11,535,245 from the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory, £3,504,836 from BAE Systems, £1,035,234 from the Ministry of Defence, and £338,563 from Thales. The University of Strathclyde is one of 90 organisations awarded a place in the £1 billion Hypersonic Technologies & Capability Development Framework, a program aimed at advancing the UK’s hypersonic missile technology, following Russia’s deployment of such missiles in Ukraine. The University has also contributed to the development of unmanned military vehicles.

The study claims that Strathclyde is involved in developing quantum technologies that ‘enhance detection

By STEPHEN RAMSAY

and imaging capabilities on the battlefield.’ The argument in favour of these technologies is that they improve the accuracy of targeting and thus reduce civilian casualties. However, in practice, the information gathered from sensors often goes on to be processed by AI, to generate ‘kill lists’ such as those used by the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) in occupied Palestine. These systems are prone to automation bias and increased anonymity, convoluting the process of accountability for the human individuals taking advantage of these still-fallible systems – after all, it is not feasible to try an AI in a military court, while any soldier involved can shrug their shoulders and shift the blame to the technology when civilians die. The ongoing development of such systems raise concerns about their applicability to civil surveillance systems in the future.

The study also notes that Strathclyde has taken advantage of the Orion Laser Facility to investigate quicker triggering of nuclear fusion. This is a typical example of a dual-use military and civilian application technology, offering value both in simulating the conditions of a nuclear explosion (without actually causing one, which would violate the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty), as well as generating energy. Indeed, while some technologies are inherently dual-use, there are grounds to be critical about the naturalisation of dual-use functionality in the advance of technology.

Firstly, since there is a huge amount of money available for research and development relevant to

the arms sector, the direction of scientific research is generally more likely to be biased towards projects which can secure this funding – i.e., those with military applications. This dependency is especially pronounced given that universities have become increasingly privatised and subject to the caprices of the market in the preceding decades, even as arms companies continue to be heavily propped up by state subsidy. This is undoubtedly an economic rather than a scientific factor.

Secondly, the dual-use nature of technologies can be a useful ambiguity for companies, and universities, to hide behind – they can claim they are merely contributing to the advancement of science, or creating employment for their workers, and the military application is, to some extent, an inevitable by-product of this. Students should be highly sceptical of such a notion, given the figures presented in this study.

“This report highlights that our tuition fees are being used to fund the design and production of arms which are used globally to kill innocent civilians and escalate the climate crisis,” a spokesperson for the Strathclyde Palestine Society commented: “This runs directly counter to the University’s progressive claim.”

“Given the economic power of the arms industry, I think it was only natural that connections between the military-industrial complex and academia would form,” they continued: “However, we must also be conscious of the roles specific individuals have played, and ensure that the damage they have caused

is not forgotten. For example, Jim McDonald was a pioneer in creating links between industry and academia, and prior to him becoming Principal, he was a powerful part of Rolls Royce – who are now the most significant contributor to the university in arms research grants, and produce for the IDF, among others, their fighter jet engines.”

They noted, however, that “a combination of work between the Strath Union president, vice presidents and groups such as ourselves, encouraging boycotts and creating a space for students’ voices to be heard, eventually resulted in the removal of Starbucks” from the Andersonian library, despite the University saying this was due to the company’s contract expiring, not any campaign by staff or students.

“The university management has shown they will listen to student demands, and whilst cutting these financial ties will take far more effort from students, we will undoubtedly be able to make them adopt more ethical policies – in fact some of the background work on this has already started. For this year, a primary aim is to send an open letter to the university, calling for them to divest from Israel and arms, and we will need as many student signatures as possible to make the biggest impact.”

“Students should join us because we offer a safe space to learn about Palestine, and express their emotions around the ongoing genocide.”

Students have previously demanded an end to the University’s ties

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with BAE in 2009, following a prior military action by Israel against civilians in Gaza. Time will tell whether, and for how long, the University can continue this relationship in the face of increasingly egregious violations of human rights in Palestine, and in other parts of the world oppressed by the overwhelming military and technological might of aggressive regimes supplied by the UK arms sector.

Okopi Ajonye, author of the CAAT study, commented previously: “It is one thing to say universities shouldn’t do this, but they have been going through a major funding crisis for a long time. This dramatically raises the incentives of doing research and development for the military and arms industry and creates a vacuum the military and arms industry are trying to fill. It has created and is enabling conditions for that.”

The problem, then, must be understood on multiple levels. The crucial fact on which everything else depends is that the arms industry is lucrative: it is lucrative because there is a high demand from governments for military technology, especially, for example, those aligned with the neo-conservative outlook and strategic interests of the USA. If we are living in democracy, then it should follow that this high de-

mand for the development of military technology from governments reflects a high demand for the development of military technology from the demos, the people. There are grounds, however, to be sceptical.

While there is evidence that the Ukraine war, for example, has caused a ‘rally-round-the-flag’ effect in many countries, leading to higher support for the nuclear deterrent across Europe, popular support for Israel and its genocidal adventuring are reaching an all-time low in the UK; currently, 49% of UK citizens support the suspension of some arms exports to Israel, versus just 26% opposed.

It is precisely the grisly theatre of occupied Palestine which has been the laboratory for so much of the novel military and surveillance technology emerging from the arms sector; in the absence of a clear signal of consent for the UK’s ongoing complicity in this occupation from its people, and in the increasingly heavy-handed response of British law towards anti-war activism, we are faced with the prospect not only of a profound moral and humanitarian crisis abroad, but of a democratic crisis at home.

We should be concerned as taxpayers, as students, as citizens – and,

AUTOMATED UNDERGRADS: DON’T

GIVE IN

By DANNY MUNRO

Having only graduated six months ago and, admittedly, not exactly being a fountain of wisdom, I don’t claim to have much advice for today’s students. But I make up for what I lack in post-university life experience with strong opinions. Chief among them is this: students -especially those in the Humanities and Arts - should make a concerted effort to ditch services like ChatGPT entirely. Though it might sound unthinkable to some, it’s a belief I genuinely stand by - just ditch it. Install some dodgy browser extension that atomically blocks all traces of Automated Intelligence. Download an app that tracks how long you can go without asking a bot to interpret your International Relations essay question. Buy some paper and a pen and throw your laptop in the Clyde. Genuinely, do whatever it takes to detach yourself from any kind of system that does your thinking for you. Where does my disdain for AI come from, I hear you ask? Before I make my case against it, I must note that AI does have its uses. Google’s suggested search system, for example, long predates the likes of ChatGPT, making life easier and speeding up your a few

above all, as human beings. Our government continues to support a regime increasingly condemned by nations on all sides of the great global axes of power, while funnelling public money into propping up the arms trade, a sector which it has failed to regulate effectively. This industry has proven itself to be morally unscrupulous even by the most hawkish of standards in its dealings with this regime, as well as with others like Saudi Arabia, which systematically murder vast numbers of innocent civilians –the death toll in Yemen has reached the hundreds of thousands, most of whom are children. Our tuition fees, meanwhile, are being paid to an institution which receives vast sums from, invests in, and funnels many of its students into careers in this sector.

Arms exports to Israel represent only a fraction of the UK’s total, the largest share of which goes to Saudi Arabia. However, the continued export of arms to both Israel and Saudi Arabia highlights the glaring inadequacies in the ostensible checks and restrictions on potential human rights violations associated with arms exports in this country, both by government and by purportedly ‘progressive’ universities like our own University of Strathclyde.

The export of arms to Israel by

TO CHATGTP

milliseconds at a time whenever you look something up. Perhaps in STEM, where problem-solving often revolves around equations and coding, getting assistance with a tough calculation can let you focus on the innovative parts of your work.

As time passes, the quality of services on offer to students and the wider public is bound to improve. In that regard, it is understandable that one may wish to keep up to date with the latest technology, in advance of it becoming even more prevalent across the board.

My main issue with ChatGPT isn’t the quality of the service or even the alarming environmental toll of massive AI tech operations—where gallons of water are burned up cooling overheated servers so we can churn out AI mock-ups of Homer Simpson belting out Born Slippy. The real concern, in my view, is the risk students face of cutting corners and selling themselves short by the time they graduate.

I say this because I’ve been tempted to take similar digital shortcuts myself. It’s all too easy to downplay it, convincing yourself you’re just using ChatGPT for mere inspiration. ‘I’m just

the UK is an important political signal. The diplomatic weight of the UK, who played an important role in the original Zionist project and continue to be one of its great advocates – despite growing murmurs of reluctance – should not be underestimated. The dependence of the arms trade on universities for innovation – just as the universities depend on it, in turn, for financing – is absolutely essential to its perpetuation. In the face of an ever-growing death toll in Gaza, which shows no signs of slowing over a year on from Hamas’ October 7th attack, both dynamics demand our urgent attention.

A spokesperson for the University of Strathclyde said: “As a leading international technological University that is socially progressive, our mission is to make the world better-educated, sustainable, prosperous, healthy, fair and secure. There is no contradiction between our institutional mission and working with defence industry partners on research that contributes towards the security of our country and that of our allies.” They continued: “All of our research is subject to risk assessments, ethical approvals and adherence to UK Government guidelines on national security, export control and the Academic Technology Approval Scheme.”

trying to get a sense of the essay’s tone’ you tell yourself—when deep down, you know you’re hoping the AI will do the heavy lifting for you.

While I fully appreciate that this is the least cool statement I’ll ever make, I’m happy to sound like a sweat on this one, provided at least one student can take something from my pleading.

I fully appreciate that it is easy for me to make the anti-GPT argument, given that I’m currently sitting on a bus to a national park in Thailand, 6000 miles away from campus - where my days of scrambling to salvage essays and literature reviews have come to an end. But I do possess the benefit of hindsight, and one of the most pertinent reflections I have made in the months since I graduated is that being

a student is quite good. Right now, the stress might feel overwhelming, but someday, whether you’re sitting in an office or working shifts at your local supermarket, you’ll look back and realise what a privilege it was to spend years of your life dedicated to learning. For me, as unexciting as it may sound, one of the most rewarding parts of being a student was the simple act of soaking up knowledge. Don’t let a pseudo-assistant take that away from you! The skills and knowledge you gain from your course are infinitely more valuable in your hands than in the hands of an AI. At this pivotal moment, as AI edges closer to reshaping every aspect of our lives, take back some control—let your learning serve you, not a machine.

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‘SHOWING STUDENTS HOW TO BE STUDENTS’: STRATH UNION PLANS ‘COMMUNITY BUILDING’

Eva Curran was first elected President of Strath Union in June 2023. In her first term, she saved Strathclyde students £800,000 on rent.

“That was probably what I was most proud of,” Curran, a recent Strathclyde graduate, says in Roasters.

As the “main point of contact” between the University and its students, she successfully negotiated with the University when it had planned to raise student accommodation prices.

It was just one part of her drive to “push forward students’ wants and needs in those conversations” with the University. Curran now works to bring that motivation into the 2024-25 academic year with further plans to revitalise student life after Covid.

“A lot of the work I’m doing is on community building,” she says. “We’ve got a new generation of students that almost don’t know how to be students because they’ve not got anyone showing them the way.”

Curran experienced that herself. Her path to becoming Strath Union President ranged from pulling pints behind the Union bar to joining Strathsnow on a whim. It is the type of journey she is strongly encouraging incoming Strathclyders to embark on this September.

If there is one thing she wishes she knew before starting university, it would be to “take every opportunity available to you,” she says. “Join every society, go to the club try-out days and just engage with everything, every op-

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portunity that’s available to you, because you don’t know where it’s going to take you.”

Curran’s own engagement with the Union’s activities – “I could not ski nor snowboard when I joined” – has taken her, indirectly, to employment in the Alps after finding work off the back of Strathsnow ski trips.

Re-building an environment at Strath Union which encourages students to follow such a trajectory will be supported by a new ‘buddy’ scheme this academic year. After witnessing its success in Oslo’s universities, Curran has overseen a project which pairs first-year students with existing students to help this year’s intake settle into university life.

“It’s so beneficial for international students, but even the home students that are travelling half an hour that haven’t lived away from home before,” she says. “People are just looking for a bit of community.”

Another planned addition to boost the buzz on campus is the re-introduction of gigs at Strath Union with

“local talent” performing. Before closing in 2021, its historic former headquarters on John Street hosted numerous stars, with Elton John, Fleetwood Mac and Talking Heads all performing at the old Strathclyde Students’ Union on John Street.

“[Gigs] used to be such a massive part of our identity,” Curran says. “We had a renowned reputation, we had the most amazing acts.”

Its first gig night was headlined by indie band Cloud House on 17 October, with further acts to come throughout the semester. For now, Curran’s first recommendation for new and international students is “to be a tourist” around Glasgow.

“Just get involved, do your research, check out things,” she says. “There’s just so much amazing stuff in Glasgow, like Pollok Country Park – that is my new obsession!

“There’s so much to see and there’s no better way of getting excited and getting settled into an area than going out and exploring it.”

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THE CALM BEFORE THE PANIC YEARS: BRADLEY SIMPSON TAKES ON GLASGOW AS A SOLO ARTIST

It’s not every day you get to see the lead singer of your favourite childhood band embark on his solo career, let alone interview him. On 12 November, I had the pleasure of doing both ahead of the release of his debut solo album, The Panic Years, next February. What was seemingly an ordinary Tuesday night, was, for me, one of the most anticipated nights of my year. Simpson and I sat in G2 of Glasgow’s The Garage and talked briefly before he took to the stage for a sold-out show on his first-ever solo UK headline tour.

I have witnessed Bradley Simpson go from the OVO Hydro with The Vamps, to The Garage on his own, playing to his most adoring fans. Having been in the business for over ten years now, Simpson is no stranger to the stage. He took to The Garage with impressive confidence and played a wonderful set.

During our chat before the

show, Simpson explores in his feelings about jumping straight from a tour with the band to one on his own. “It [touring with The Vamps] is so different to my stuff, even like, musically and then stage or performance-wise,” he said. “It was nice to kind of, like, jump out of it and into something completely different. I’ve really enjoyed it.”

Confessing to me that he had his first legal pint in The Garage – something he later told the crowd – he referred to it as a ‘rite of passage’ venue, continuously expressing his gratitude towards the crowd, and his excitement about playing in Glasgow. His stage presence has only improved with time, and the confidence and love for what he does radiates from him.

Opening with unreleased track ‘Getting Clear’, he reveales to me he hopes that it resonates with fans: “I tend to write about love, like a soppy twat, but ‘Getting Clear’ was the first song

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that I wrote about moving into a new part of your life. Not necessarily just this point that I’m in now, but everyone goes through stages where you have little epiphanies, or like, you feel you’re getting to know yourself a bit better. It’s kind of like a self-discovery song.”

Despite half of Simpson’s set being unreleased, he instantly had the crowd singing back the lyrics. Something so special about having a loyal fanbase is that they will follow any work you produce, and I saw that shine through massively. He dove straight into ‘Daisies’, a song which was never supposed to be a single, but received such a great reception from the crowd. Simpson feels it’s definitely a fan-favourite already.

Throughout his set, he performed covers of Chappell Roan’s ‘HOT TO GO!’ and ‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac. These were excellent choices, especially ‘HOT TO GO!’ as the crowd of predominately teenage girls all became one as they did the viral dance. I saw

friends turn to one another and dance to each other, creating a really fun and endearing moment in the show. Something I was really interested to know was what Simpson had in his own headphones during the process of making The Panic Years. He told me Charm by Clairo was on repeat. This was a sort of ‘when two worlds collide’ moment for me, and, because of that, I’m even more excited to listen to The Panic Years. “I feel like it [Charm] is one of those albums you can put on and not think about anything, it’s so good,” he explains. “I was trying to find music like that while writing the album, where I could just switch off.”

It’s so exciting to hear Simspon take a step into something so serious with this album, and the passion he has for his work is extremely present in his live shows and pre-released singles.

Bradley Simpson takes The Panic Years on the road in 2025 and will play Glasgow’s SWG3 on 11 May.

Bradley Simpson performing at The Garage in Glasgow. Credit: Evie Shields.

BYE BRAT SUMMER, WELCOME BACK INDIE SLEAZE

By AMBER GALLACHER

REWIRED AT STRATH UNION: BOGLE AND CLOUD HOUSE

By JHANVI VIPIN

Live gigs and music have officially returned to Strath Union, with opening night at The Venue being headlined by Glaswegian bands Bogle and Cloudhouse on 17 October.

The former Student Union on John Street hosted the likes of Fleetwood Mac, Blondie and Pink Floyd (to name a few), but covid-related delays have caused several years of hiatus before Strath Union was able to host live music nights again. Gig nights have since come back as ‘Rewired’, with the intention of bringing back the musical atmosphere at Strathclyde.

Eva Curran, the Strath Union President, and her team of Union Representatives arranged Rewired to bring back such a crucial part of Strath Union’s background. When asked how it feels to finally bring back live gigs successfully, Curran laughed. “We’ll wait till the gig is over to see if it’s successful,” she says. “It’s successful in the sense that it’s happening; it’s been really exciting and something that I’ve wanted to do for a while. Strathclyde has a big music com-

It seemed that the cultural phenomenon of 2023’s ‘Barbenheimer Summer’ couldn’t be topped until we heard the words “I’m so Julia”.

Brat Summer became the biggest trend of 2024, thanks to the brilliance of Charli XCX and Addison Rae’s iconic scream. It has since even developed into Brat Autumn, with the release of Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat, featuring 18 artists.

For most of this summer, I couldn’t go on social media without seeing a reference to Brat, and Charli XCX became one of my go-to artists after having never listened to her before. So, what is it about Brat that is so great?

The phrase “I’m so Julia” has become influential to listeners as it embodies an iconic It Girl – hot, smart, down to earth yet stylish too. The overall message of the album makes listeners feel more empowered, as it contains important topics such as the struggles of girlhood and the scary realities of becoming a mother. Relaying these issues in such a captivating way, you can’t help but listen to the album on repeat (and also can’t help constantly doing the ‘Apple’ dance once you’ve seen it on TikTok).

Brat Summer was at its peak, then ‘guess featuring billie eilish’ was released and the hype was stronger than ever. Fans reacted to Billie’s fea-

2019, consisting of five members: Connor, Patrick, Jack, Calum, and Morgan. Known for their honest melodies and indie-rock music, Cloud House are rising stars, as they certainly made sure it was a well-known fact that night.

ture all over social media, with everyone shocked by the bold and unhinged lyrics. This track was produced by The Dare, who has gained a lot of popularity recently with his Indie Sleaze aesthetic. A popular style in 2006-2012, Indie Sleaze was inspired by bands such as The Strokes and Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It was a time when Effy Stonem was the It Girl, and the messier you looked, the cooler you seemed. Now, it has been slowly creeping back into mainstream media with songs like ‘Girls’ by The Dare gaining hype through TikTok.

The Dare recently released his debut album What’s Wrong With New York? and while it features just 10 songs, each is as catchy as the last. A modern take on the Indie sleaze style with an interesting rhythm, The Dare’s record makes you feel alive, and you can feel his personality through the music.

The Indie Sleaze fashion has also started to make a comeback, but will it overtake the Brat aesthetic? It seems likely with its growing popularity and the excitement of Oasis reuniting next year. The style has a nostalgic feel to it, and with its return, we get a feel for that era when everything was just beginning, with the expansion of social media and the growing celebrity empire. So, how will Indie sleaze look for Gen Z? So far, less messy – but more fun.

munity, especially with the history from John Street to the new building.”

What started out as a simple university day quickly became punkrock-esque with the first band of the night, bogle. An alternative four-piece from Glasgow, bogle is made up of Adam McCafferty (guitar, vocals), Jacob Duffy (bass, vocals), Evie Seenan (acoustic drum kit) and Joseph O’Donnell (guitar, vocals). Their sound was incredibly energetic with their amazing riffs and powerful drum sets.

The crowd really began to pick up, with many vibing to the music. Fans were able to listen to a full hour of them, with bogle playing some of their most anticipated tracks in their set list. It is not an overstatement to say that they impressed older fans, and picked up newer fans with their tenacity. It will be exciting to see where they go next.

The name ‘Cloud House’ was already on people’s lips as the show started, but the exhilaration was real as the second hour began. Glaswegian band Cloud House was formed in

The band’s vibrant personality could be seen through their music, especially their clear, resonant vocals. They played a whopping 13 songs for their set, including many fan-favourites like ‘Waiting for Summer’, ‘Still Here’, and their latest single, ‘Steal This Life.’ Each member is clearly a professional, with phenomenal mastery in their instruments, whether it be vocals, drums,

bass, saxophone, or guitar. You could see people clapping along to the music and fans mouthing the words of each song. By the end of the night, the crowd was bustling and chanting for an encore. Cloud House obliged, and some even got to sing with Connor, the frontman of the band, himself. The show overall was lively and amusing, and Cloud House are fantastic performers: and you can truly see the spirit of each member when they’re locked in. For the first show of the year, Rewired had a great turnout and it will be thrilling to see which bands perform at the Union next.

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ALBUM RE-RELEASES: FAN SERVICE OR FINANCIAL STRATEGY?

By SARAH BORLAND

Decades ago, it would have been a massive achievement to have a successful album soar its way into the charts. Many years on, artists are releasing multiple versions of the same album, with each featuring additional songs or alternative artwork. Is the concept of releasing deluxe albums really about the fans, or is it a money-making tactic?

Recent deluxe releases include The Rolling Stones’ Hackney Diamond, which had at least 43 different variants all with the same track list but different LP colours and alternative artwork, The Last Dinner Party’s Prelude to Ecstasy, which has an additional nine songs but is lacking the poster contained in the standard LP, and Gracie Abrams’ The Secret of Us, which also features alternative artwork and more tracks.

One of the main culprits for this is infamous star Taylor Swift, who has recently been re-releasing her old albums, branding them as ‘Taylor’s Version’. As well as putting out remastered versions of her songs, she is releasing

‘vault tracks’; songs written originally for that album that never made it on.

We are then left to wonder: if they were not good enough to be on the album all those years ago, why put them on the re-released version now? The simple answer is to make fans buy and stream the latest version of the album as they get ‘exclusive’ and ‘unheard’ songs.

This is not only an issue with Swift’s re-releases, but also her brandnew albums. Her 2022 album Midnights not only came in four different colours with the same track lists, but the back of each edition featured one-quarter of a clock face, which also required a clock kit sold through her online shop to complete an unusable clock.

The announcement of the 16-track-long The Tortured Poets Department omitted the release of a 31-track-long album, as Swift surprised fans on release day.

While it would make sense for there to be two seperate albums for the physical media release – the standard

Early last year, beabadoobee was part of the biggest world tour in history as she opened for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. On a freezing Monday night in Glasgow, the singer-songwriter turned the O2 Academy into a blazing stadium of her own and proved that her energy can engage even the most casual listener.

Before beabadoobee and her band graced the stage, fans were perfectly warmed up by up-and-coming American rock band, Momma, who were able to set the tone of the night in only thirty minutes. The short time they played left me excited to dive into their full catalogue and brought heaps of energy into

release and the deluxe release – but no. Instead of putting out the deluxe album on physical media, Swift released the standard album, featuring one of four extra songs. So, if you wanted to physically collect all of the extra songs, you would have to purchase the same album at least four times to collect each single.

This has caused a stir with both the general public and other artists who do not agree with these methods. Re-

cently, award-winning artist Billie Eilish branded the concept of multiple album variants as “wasteful” and “irritating”. She went on to criticise musicians who care more about numbers and making money than being sustainable. In a day where people are struggling to pay their bills due to inflation, are these artists really thinking of their fans anymore? Is this morally wrong for artists to expect people to buy the same album over and over?

BEABADOOBEE ROCKS GLASGOW’S O2 ACADEMY

By HOLLY HALDANE

this with two songs from her previous album Beatopia. First, she played ‘Talk’, much to the excitement of the crowd.

It was during this song that it became obvious the young girls in the audience see beabadoobee as someone electric.

sing a love song to each other. This sort of audience behaviour is a testament to beabadoobee and the community she has created around her music.

the crowd just in time for the main set.

As beabadoobee’s set was about to begin, the room physically began buzzing, with the amps turned right up and the overhead fluorescent stage lights uncontrollably flickering. The energy in the crowd, however, might have been even more electric, as fans began screaming with excitement as beabadoobee jumped straight into sunbleached single ‘California’ from her latest UK number 1 album, This Is How Tomorrow Moves. The song perfectly set the tone for the rest of the evening as fans jumped along with every word perfectly memorised.

beabadoobee quickly followed

The crowd followed her every instruction, and, even though the sold-out venue meant that everyone was packed in tight together, the entire crowd crouched to the ground, waiting for Bea’s signal to get back up and jump. Fans continued to dance on for much of the night as beabadoobee and her band delivered an amazingly charged setlist.

My personal highlight of the night was when the singer took a moment to slow down the set and play ‘Glue Song’, which she dedicated to the crowd that evening. Although the song is amazing in its own right, what I found really special about the performance was seeing young girls in the audience turn to one another and dedicate it to their friendship. Around me, groups of teenage girls faced completely away from the stage to take the moment to

Shortly after, the energetic pace the set opened with was back, and fans were given the chance to return the earlier dedication. During recent single, ‘Beaches’, fans turned the venue into their own kind of paradise as swayed along, holding up small blue paper waves in front of their phone torches. It was clear to see that there is genuine love between the singer and her fans, as she was clearly emotional at the gesture, especially considering that she told the crowd the track is her favourite of her own songs.

Throughout the gig, beabadoobee mentioned that she was incredibly nervous to get on the stage that night, especially considering this was the first show of the UK leg. Any nerves were undetectable, however, as beabadoobee and her band created a fun and exciting night for everyone present – one that fans surely won’t forget.

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River Ayr, taken on a walk at Auchincruive November 2023. Photo credit: Erin McDill.

Early morning at the sports grounds at Stepps. Photo credit: Paul Bellew.

Robbie with stick in Blackburn, Aberdeenshire. Photo credit: Emma Byrne.

The Secret Garden in Aberdeen. Photo credit: Emma Byrne.

‘my bed, not yours’. Crystal taken on 35mm film. Photo credit: Daniel Donaldson.

Fish at Glasgow’s Botanical Gardens. Photo credit: Evie Shields.

San Jose at Sneaky Pete’s, 16/08/24. Photo Credit: Evie Shields.

VLURE in BAad for this year’s Tenement Trail. Photo credit: Mariana De Freitas Souza.

‘black lives matter - a garden protest’. Argyle street during lockdown. Photo credit: Daniel Donaldson.

A snowy day near Aviemore. Photo credit: Afton Murdoch.

HOLIDAY MAGIC OR MARKE-

TING GENIUS? MARIAH

CAREY’S CHRISTMAS TAKEOVER

By ELISE HENDRY

Every 1 November, Mariah Carey’s iconic whistle-tone “It’s time!” rings through our minds, signalling the beginning of the holiday season. I’m sure we can all envision Mariah Carey breaking out of her frozen stasis in full Christmas attire, ready to top the charts again with ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’. How, though, has Carey’s legendary marketing strategy worked every single year?

The meme began in October 2017 when a few viral tweets joked about Carey’s annual return to the top of the charts, marking the time to cosy up and start baking Christmas cookies. The trend only grew more popular- so much so that Carey has managed to use it to her advantage.

Even though the meme initially poked fun at Carey’s incredible talent for creating a Christmas frenzy, she embraced the joke on 1 November 2021. She posted an Instagram video of her behind three pumpkins carved with the words “It’s”, “not” and “time.” Symbolically, she smashed the “not” pumpkin

with a comically sized candy cane.

Carey’s playful awareness has allowed her to bridge the gap between her and fans, turning her from just a musical megastar into a cultural icon. Younger generations are much more likely to grasp onto something if it is via social media, and Carey’s creative takes on the meme keep her relevant.

It has almost become tradition to await Carey’s green light on November 1st to begin the excitement over the festive season. The admirable thing about this is that Carey has turned November 1st into a date that focuses on her entirely. It consistently drives millions of people to her social media accounts, inclines people to listen to her songs and earns her a ton of money!

This year especially, Mariah Carey has bagged a mega brand deal with Kay Jewellers, who are providing the ‘ice’ to adorn her in her annual breaking-outof-the-ice video, which has almost 60 million views on Instagram.

For many adults, the shift to

“Ugg boots for winter? Groundbreaking.” I hear my own internal Miranda Priestly say as November approaches, and the Glasgow weather goes from kind of upsetting to glacial temperatures. In my opinion, ‘tis the season of the most fashionable, and here’s my list of what’s in and what’s to come.

Shoes, Socks and Perfect Stockings Square. Toed. Shoes! Boots, Mary janes and loafers, whatever the case may be, this style of shoe will evoke that feeling of yes, indeed I am very stylish. If you’re a fashion enthusiast, why not opt for a pointed silhouette? Lace-up boots can bring out that new romantics’ edge to your outfit; cowboy or Chelsea booties,

the Christmas season brings mixed feelings. Of course, the buzz of festive fun is powerful, but with that comes the stress of overspending on gifts for loved ones, never mind the colder weather and high energy bills. For those that grew up with Carey’s Christmas tune on repeat from November through the end of December, ‘All I Want for Christmas Is You’ is nostalgic. She has managed to keep the light-heartedness of Christmas alive in times of struggle for many.

Other musical Christmas icons are often mentioned on November 1st, such as Michael Bublé and Wham! The

usual remakes and remasters and cover versions of original Christmas tunes sometimes try their hand at topping the charts, but no one does it quite like Carey!

Mariah Carey’s, or perhaps her marketing team’s success is a masterclass in becoming the Queen of Christmas. Every year the discourse around her increases as she plays into the imaginations of millions.

When 1 January rolls around and Mariah Carey becomes frozen again, we’ll know it is not a ‘goodbye’ but an ‘until we meet again’ on 1 November, 2025.

‘TIS THE SEASON OF STYLE!

WHAT TO WEAR THIS WINTER

By MARIANA DE FREITAS SOUZA

it all adds interest to your outfit. For all my people with Doc Martens who will not buy new shoes for the next four winters, that little looped label on the back of your docs is there for a reason, and so are the laces. Charm them up! If none of that is your game and you just want to dress well without sacrificing your comfort (or warmth), get a good pair of hiking shoes. If you felt mildly offended by my Ugg boot comment at the start, here’s my suggestion to you: clogs! They’ve been my go-to shoe this winter because it’s basically like wearing slippers. A good pair of fluffy socks with it, can’t get any cosier. If you want to get funky with it, leg warmers and kneehigh socks are also all good options.

Bottoms up!

The ‘office siren’ trend, the return of business-casual and for those who skew more alternative, the faintest resurgence of grunge all point pinstripe trousers to me. I think going for bottoms that have that extra little detail in general is where the bingo card is. For a zero-spending alternative, jazz up your beat-up denim with Sashiko stitching! Nothing is ever more ‘in’ than making your own stuff. Why don’t we get those kilts from the back of the wardrobe?

Layered, paired with knee high boots… what once was sixth-form chic can turn into Vivienne Westwood-adjacent if you see the vision. If you own slip dresses or long skirts you can play around with folding, pinning, and belting it up for a couple extra outfit options.

Bop to the tops

Layering is in! Always is, like fluffy socks, and you can always make it work for you. The first thing I want to see more this winter is vests and waistcoats. As an avid barras-goer, you can find the love-

liest corduroy, suede and knit vests to wear over a long sleeve shirt and even a thin jumper. The cropped ones add funky proportions to play around with, and the texture variation is infinite also. Plus, tons of them have embroidery, and denim ones have a super cool western look. Coogi style jumpers, funky collars on button up shirts and your grandad’s cardigan are all things to keep an eye for.

Jacket of all trades

Outerwear: the protagonist of your outfit. Throw that puffer on a hanger for a while and go for something like vintage leather, suede, a good corduroy blazer or a trench coat if you’re feeling fancy. Stack your lapel with pins and badges or go for oversized-ness if you nail that cool-girl look — regardless of your gender, those are cool-girl things.

Rapid Fire!

Double denim, mohair, new romantics, Ushankas hats, bonnets and berets, stacked jewellery. Hope you feel inspired to dress to impress.

Carey’s induction into the Library of Congress National Recording Registry. Credit: Shawn Miller.

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CULTURE

TO READ OR NOT TO READ? BOOKS TO HAVE ON YOUR 2025 TBR LIST

By ERIN LOVE

Fellow bookworms, literary geeks and casual readers. Are you ready to start the next chapter, oh sorry, New Year with a cup of tea and a good book? Or maybe perhaps your New Year resolution is simply just to read more? Well look no further! I can assure you that this list is for you. These are my top six books from 2024 that I suggest you put on your “To be read” list for 2025.

Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin

With 2024 being the centenary year of James Baldwin’s birth, I felt it was only fair that I include one of his works on this list. Giovanni’s Room details the life of David and explores his relationships. Soon, he is embroiled in a love-triangle and must decide whether his shame and fear will keep him from happiness. Sexuality and identity are themes that Baldwin explores with such intimacy and care, that it will leave you with thoughts about this book for days.

If there is one author you should read more of in 2025, it is Dolly Alderton. This woman has made me laugh out loud on the bus, and cry in the breakroom before starting my shift (inconvenient, but necessary). Good Material follows Andy in the aftermath of a breakup, and details all his various coping mechanisms. A hilariously heart-wrenching story, this book needs to be on your TBR for 2025.

Intermezzo by Sally Rooney

I feel it would be unfair for me to write a TBR recommendation without including Sally Rooney. Now, we all know about Connell and Marianne from Normal People, but Rooney goes on to break our hearts even more. Intermezzo was one of the most anticipated books of 2024, and it is clear why. Following two brothers as they navigate grief and relationships, Rooney always manages

to capture the messiness of life.

There are Rivers in the Sky by Elif Shafak

A beautiful story connecting three characters with one just drop of water, Shafak manages to weave these characters together beautifully, not only using it to tell the stories of these three characters, but also forces us to confront the value of water, and how society can misuse it. The novel also revolves around the Epic of Gilgamesh as well as the rivers Tigris and Thames combining cultures and communities.

Strong Female Character by Fern Brady

Fans of Taskmaster might recognise Brady from the show, but her comedy is just as witty and bold in her writing too. Her memoir discusses her trauma, mental health, and relationships. Brady also delves into the experience of her autism diagnosis and talks about why autism in women often gets

overlooked. She writes all of this with such morbid humour that you cannot help but laugh.

The House of Hidden Meanings by RuPaul RuPaul is just the person we need to conclude the list, published earlier this year, it details his life from homelessness to stardom, and his experiences of growing up queer and black. This intimate insight into a cultural icon is a must-read for 2025. Can I get an amen?

Well as the end to 2024 approaches quickly, so does it bring me to the end of my list, what a year for reading it has been! I hope you manage to add some of these books to your ever-growing TBR list and have the chance to enjoy them as much as I did! Remember, make sure to use your local libraries and support independent bookshops when you can.

A GRIPPING TWIST CAN’T SAVE STRANGE DARLING FROM ITS THINLY VEILED MISOGYNY

The following review contains spoilers.

Writer-director JT Mollner creates a controversial subversion of the ‘lastgirl’ trope in Strange Darling, all shot on a 35mm camera (as is obnoxiously stated at the beginning of the film). The film follows two protagonists in a serial-killer horror, using a nonchronological structure to split up the storyline so the audience is unsure who is the predator and who is the prey.

The male central character, introduced as The Devil, is initially seen hunting down a bloodied and distraught woman, labelled The Lady, however throughout the film it slowly becomes clear that the woman is the

bloodthirsty serial killer that has been on a killing spree and The Devil, one of her potential victims, is fighting back. This revelation is an engaging twist that left me and my friends having the competitive post-plot-twist discussion: when did you realise?

However, there is a glaring issue with the film that took away from its engaging plotline and striking shots – it is riddled with poorly-hidden misogyny. The film portrays anyone to come to The Lady’s aid as foolish, after revealing that she has killed an old couple who had offered help. The Lady and The Devil’s unrelenting battle comes to an end when The Devil is killed, his jugular bitten out.

When The Lady hears police si-

By MADDIE WATSON

rens, she then makes it seem as though The Devil had tried to rape her and that his murder was in self-defence, framing herself as the innocent female victim. It felt like the director had poorly constructed his own fantasy in which he could expose a woman for lying about rape, which in today’s climate seems inappropriate. It was also unnecessary, as the plot twist of the serial killer being the woman was enough to make the film shocking and enjoyable.

Then, to make matters more uncomfortable, the two police officers who at arrive at the scene of the murders debate whether to help The Lady who appears to have been raped, with the female officer showing sympathy

and helping her while the male officer argues that the situation is unclear, and that more investigation should be done before helping the apparent victim. Of course, ultimately the male officer was correct when The Lady eventually murders him, framing the female officer as naïve and foolish for having basic human empathy. Exactly what is Mollner pushing as the moral for this film? Don’t help the battered and raped young woman just in case she’s a prolific serial killer? The film had potential for greatness for I was constantly engaged, and there was a great ambiance created by the ominous soundtrack and nonlinear plot. In the end, however, it was soiled by its strange messaging.

Good Material by Dolly Alderton

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THE FUTURE OF TELEVISION

By KATE CONNOR

In the last decade, streaming services, such as Netflix, Disney+, and Apple TV, have contributed to a considerable decline on the viewership of general television channels. The freedom of being able to choose whatever strikes your fancy tends to outweigh the rigid schedules of TV programming. Plus, with many celebrity-based content, such as Chicken Shop Date or Hot Ones, available to watch on YouTube in bite sized videos, there is no need to tune into talk shows like Graham Norton at its allotted time.

A study from Ofcom found that since 2017 the online streaming revenue increased by 97% - almost doubling in just six years. Additionally, finder.com showed that around 18.8 million UK households have at least one subscription to a streaming service and around 13.3 million have two or more.

It is presumable that streaming revenue will continue to increase, forcing traditional TV to play catch up, as new streaming services are introduced with fresh, exclusive benefits. Many television channels have already implemented their own versions of streaming services, such as the BBC iPlayer or

Sky Q, allowing viewers to access programmes at their leisure. The popularity of streaming sites has propelled TV to stay on trend, to keep its viewership.

There are many advantages to using streaming services. They provide a plethora of choice and diversity of programmes, encouraging viewers to experience what they may not have considered before.

Viewers are introduced to a much wider scope of language and culture than was perhaps previously accessible. For example, in 2023, Squid Game, a Korean survival thriller, was the topmost viewed series (according to CNET) with a total of 1.65 billion hours of watch time within the first 28 days of its release. Streaming services have provided an easier access to foreign titles and have given them more chance of popular success in Western audiences.

The freedom of choice that streaming services provide can be a double-edged sword. Lisa Holmes, VP of Commercial Strategy at US television company, Discovery, said in an article from the BBC, that consumers are “finding themselves overwhelmed by the choice.” Another issue is the num-

It’s that time of year again. Crack open the Quality Streets, bring on the Baileys hot chocolate and put on your ugliest Christmas jumper. Now you’re ready to watch a Christmas film, but which one? Look no further as the following list is sure to reveal the perfect film for you…

When you’re in the mood for a good festive laugh, HoHoHo…. Office Christmas Party, The Night Before and A Bad Mom’s Christmas are all bound to make you laugh uncontrollably, especially after a few mulled wines. For family-friendly recommendations, Elf is undoubtedly one of the best, but other enjoyable options include: Nativity, Jingle all the Way,

When you love a good romance….

Mrs Miracle is the only Hallmark movie I rewatch, it is so comforting. Another cosy watch is Let It Snow, set in a small town with the intertwining storylines. Last Christmas, Four Christmases, Holidate and Your Christmas or Mine? are more charming romances that are worth a watch (or rewatch).

When you want a bit of action...

Violent Night shows Santa’s naughty side with an entertaining story, while Red One brings a new meaning to the word ‘elf’.

ber of sites and subscriptions needed to have access to different programs specific to each site, such as Netflix’s Stranger Things or Apple TV’s Ted Lasso. Holmes also discussed this, adding that many are “annoyed” with having to go to multiple different platforms to find what they want.

I’d argue that the art of anticipation has been lost with the “nowness” of streaming; with TV there is a given time needed to watch shows. Whereas it’s easy with streaming services to watch things whenever the mood strikes, or to binge a whole series in one without pausing to appreciate it. Though, some programs on these sites have set up a schedule, allowing for anticipation as

each episode drops weekly.

The convenience of streaming services is one of the main contributing factors to their popularity, today’s society is a fast paced, ever-moving environment and having the choice and freedom to watch whatever, whenever, is often preferred to the rigid structure of a television programme schedule. Realistically, TV will probably still exist in some shape or form, as many do still turn to it, but in a world that is increasingly fuelled by consumerism, the fixed schedule of television programmes has lost its importance. The easy access of streaming services works in the society of today; it is no surprise that convenience tends to take precedence.

AMBER’S EXTENSIVE CHRISTMAS FILMS GUIDE

By AMBER GALLACHER

When the only Christmas film you’ll watch is a horror….

Black Christmas has three different versions, with my personal favourite being from 2019 - however it does have an average score on Letterboxd of 1.8 stars so be warned.

When you want an older film….

A favourite in my household is National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - it’s perfect if you want that typical 80s American Christmas. If you prefer a 70s aesthetic, try The Holdovers, a recent release, bound to make you laugh and sob. Another oldie I am keen to watch this year is It’s a Wonderful Life which I am ashamed to say I haven’t yet seen.

When you’re feeling nostalgic….

Arthur Christmas, A Christmas Carol and The Santa Clause are my gotos for an entertaining throwback.

When you want something different….

Based on a true story, Joyeux Noël brings together Scottish, German

and French soldiers on Christmas Eve despite WW1 pitting them against one another. It is a heartwarming tale.

When your favourite actor is Timothée Chalamet….

Love the Coopers involves the interconnected stories of one family and the people around them, leading to a chaotic Christmas Eve.

When you want a film at Christmas that’s not actually a Christmas film…. Little Women and Gremlins are films I associate with Christmas time.

My personal favourites….

Love Actually is my favourite because it is the perfect blend of humour, romance and British icons. This is closely followed by How the Grinch Stole Christmas, a childhood favourite, full of mischief and sarcasm with a heartwarming ending. A new favourite of mine is The Holiday, a charming cottage romance, with a cosy feel and the best soundtrack. What more could you want?

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Deck the Halls, Home Alone, Fred Claus and Christmas with the Kranks

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SAM’S CONCLUSIVE CHRISTMAS DINNER RANKING

By SAM MIDDLEMISS

Official Disclaimer: The views present within this ranking reflect neither the views of the University of Strathclyde, nor the Strathclyde Telegraph.

12) Cauliflower Cheese

I would like to open this ranking as I mean to go on, steeped in controversy and rage-bait. When I approached our Editor-in-Chief, Rhiannon, with my provisional ranking, I received the same look of disgust as I give to cauliflower cheese. As a foodie, disliking cheese is my greatest disgrace. So, with the utmost remorse for the cheese eaters of the world, sorry but this is my bottom spot.

11) Brussels Sprouts

My placement of brussel sprouts has been described as ‘childish’ by some. This will not deter me, however, as I cannot be convinced that anyone actually believes they are delicious. No amount of frying in bacon fat can save the most offensive vegetable.

10) Cranberry Sauce

The second and final item of food on our list that our Editor-in-Chief has tasted, cranberry sauce is a strong favourite of hers. So, at the risk of being chewed out (or fired), cranberry sauce humbly sits at number 10 on this list. While I like every inclusion from now onwards, this condiment is ultimately

forgettable compared to the big hitters.

9) Turkey

The king of Christmas dinners, turkey is the iconic centrepiece. It is as overrated as it is iconic. However, as a difficult dish to execute properly that yields marginally better results than the humble roast chicken, it definitely deserves to be higher than the last few ranks.

8) Stuffing

Stuffing is good. Editor’s note: stuffing is the best.

7) Veggies

While often relegated to being the forgettable side-character of the Christmas dinner, vegetables are a necessity to any feast, that, with care and attention, can stand alongside the rest. Christmas is not the time to be conservative, so load that plate with some of the healthy stuff. And yes, this placement includes parsnips.

6) Yorkshire Pudding

Yorkies are not a common member of the Christmas Dinner club, but paired with beef and drowning in gravy, they are a more than worthy addition to any festive feast.

5) Gravy

The glue that ties everything

together, it wouldn’t be Christmas without a vat of gravy to smother the veg in. Just make sure to keep it away from the roasties to avoid any festive fights.

4) Slow-cooked Pork

To the woe of our Features Editor, Matthew, slow-cooked pork is an underrated hit on Christmas day. Arguably my favourite Christmas dinner had this flavourful main as its centrepiece. If my pork placement is offensive, however, gammon is a worthy alternative, reminding me of my childhood visits to the carvery with my late grandparents.

3) Roasties

Crunchy outside, wonderfully fluffy inside, and cooked in heaps of goose fat, there is no other place roast

potatoes could be on this list.

2) Roast Beef

Roast Beef is really my house’s go-to Christmas main. What it lacks in iconography attributed to Turkey, it is a cheaper and tastier alternative that is more than worthy of a top three placement.

1) Pigs in Blankets

Now for a completely uncontroversial conclusion to this list: Pigs in Blankets. These champions of the Christmas feast have it all - possessing all the iconography of turkey or cranberry sauce and providing an unmatched universal appeal. Even our vegetarian, former Editor-in-Chief Danny gave them the reverence they deserve. Iconic. Delicious. Affordable. What else can I say, it’s a sleigh.

THE STRATHCLYDE TELEGRAPH’S WINTER FAVOURITES

As Strathclyde’s self-proclaimed it-girls, our editors share their top picks as the cold winter nights set in.

Since Sam didn’t give them the recognition they deserve, it is only fair that I advocate for cauliflower cheese and cranberry sauce. For me, cauliflower cheese isn’t just for Christmas dinner, it is a delicacy that can, and should, be enjoyed all year round. Cranberry sauce, on the other hand, is a festive classic, and I mark each day in my calendar by how close I am to being able to douse some brie crackers in a bucket-load of of it (yes this is how I will be using the condiment, not along with some roast beef or pigs in blankets or another dish I hear some people are excited to eat). Sticking to the food theme, I am also here to put on record my love of my mum’s homemade soups. The thrill of coming home to find out what she has made never gets old, and as of right now I am completely ob-

sessed with her butternut squash soup. I encourage everyone to have a bash at making their own, and to have it with a side of sourdough. I guarantee you’ll love it, but I can’t promise it will be as good as hers.

- Rhiannon, Editor-in-Chief

My winter pick would have to be Let it Snow, both the book and the Netflix adaptation. Every festive season I strive to read this short, heartwarming tale of three love stories told by three different authors, then watch the movie thereafter. Who doesn’t love a bit of cosy romance to hide away from the cold?

- Kate, Deputy Editor-in-Chief

I am currently obsessed with Laufey’s new EP, A Very Laufey Holiday! She is bringing the perfect jazzy Xmas vibes!

- Natalie, Multimedia Executive

My winter pick this year is definitely New Girl! Honestly, it’s my ultimate

comfort show any time of the year, but there’s something cosier about watching it when it’s dark at 4pm. And when I have a lot of assignments to catch up on, I always make sure my breaks in between are the length of an episode. Some will call it cringey and millennial and they may be correct, but don’t let the haters steer you away from this perfect show! It’s just too good.

- Holly, Lifestyle Editor

My pick this winter would be curling. I haven’t played in over 10 years, but the society here at Strathclyde has been so welcoming and helpful—even the Glasgow university students we train with are a blast (and much less pretentious than their reputation suggests). I’m far from an Eve Muirhead, but I’m getting pretty good at pretending to know what I’m doing. It’s a great way to break up my week and sweep to my heart’s content!

- Matthew, Features Editor

My winter pick is Zelda, Breath of the Wild. A complete stranger to the “gaming” world, my only exposure to video games involved some (perhaps unfair) unflattering stereotypes of what being a “gamer” meant. However, this game has been a continuously enjoyable experience, subverting all my previous expectations. It’s the perfect introduction to the iconic landscape of the Zelda universe, through an open-world format. I’m pleased to report that playing this game has not turned me into an antisocial recluse! I’ve spent countless hours exploring and would highly recommend it to everyone as the perfect way to spend a winter’s afternoon in bed!

- Kulsum, Creative Editor

This winter I have been loving macaroni cheese, especially the one from St Luke’s and the Winged Ox. Another honorable mention is Siamese Dream by The Smashing Pumpkins!

- Evie, Music Editor

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EVAN’S VEGAN SPICED COOKIE SANDWICH RECIPE

By EVAN BAXTER-CARR

As winter approaches, spice takes over the baking world. Cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger – all these warm flavours are essential. If you want to switch things up this festive season, you can’t miss out on these spiced cookie sandwiches. Crisp on the outside and soft on the inside, these vegan delights are the perfect Christmas treat. To make this recipe, all you need are the basic ingredients, a few bowls, an electric hand whisk, and an oven. If you want to get fancy, a piping bag and a few nozzles wouldn’t hurt!

INGREDIENTS (COOKIES)

- 2tbsp ground flaxseed

- 6tbsp cold water

chips into the dough with a spoon.

6: With a tablespoon, scoop heaps of dough and roll into balls. You should end up with 8-12 cookies.

7: Place the doughballs on baking paper and chill in the fridge for 30 minutes. This will allow the dough to firm up, so the cookies maintain their shape.

8: Preheat the oven to 190°C.

9: Place the cookie dough on a sheeted baking tray and bake for 1518 mins. The cookies should be golden on top with a cracked surface and a softer middle, but adjust time to your preferred texture. Sprinkle over cinnamon sugar for added flavour.

VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL: NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

I know new year’s resolutions are often thought as silly or as something you give up in the first week in January, but isn’t there something so promising about the thought of a clean slate and having aspirations for the year ahead?

Whether you’re into the new ‘winter arc’ trend or want to become ‘that girl’, self-improvement is becoming a dominating trend – and there’s no better time to become the best version of yourself than in the new year. A fresh start, a new year, a new you!

New year’s resolutions can be as serious as you want, so start small or think big. Take the pressure off of hardcore committing to your resolutions, it’s all about setting the right intentions. Set the tone for 2025. If you want to get out of your comfort zone more next year, or just want to start some new, positive habits, there’s something for everyone. Welcome to your guide to new year’s resolutions.

Self-care

By RHIANNA GOODALL

ing a new language

2. Start journalling, clear your head and go as artsy as you want!

3. Relax by picking up a crafty skill: painting, sewing, photography...

Fitness

1. Go for regular hot girl walks, pick a playlist and go!

2. Try something new: take up a new sport or experiment with different forms of exercise like yoga or pilates

3. Join a local class

4. Aim to get 10,000 steps each day

University

1. Go to those 9am lectures, then buy a sweet treat (you deserve it)

2. Spend a study session a week catching up on readings

3. Join a society: joining a society is a great way to make friends at uni and learn new skills. Try writing for the Telegraph or starting your own show at Fusion Radio (to name a few).

- 115g chilled vegan butter

- 160g brown sugar (I use demerara)

- 30g caster sugar

- 240g self-raising flour

- 1tsp ground cinnamon

- 1tsp ground nutmeg

- ½ tsp mixed spice

- ½ tsp baking powder

- ½ tsp salt

- 300g chocolate chips (optional)

INGREDIENTS (BUTTERCREAM)

- 200g icing sugar

- 90g vegan butter

- ¼ tsp salt

- 1tsp cinnamon

- ½ tsp nutmeg

INSTRUCTIONS: SPICED COOKIES

1: In a small bowl, take your flax and cold water and mix them until combined. Set aside.

2: In a large bowl, add vegan butter and sift in both sugars. With an electric hand whisk, beat for a few minutes until light, creamy, and fully combined.

3: Add the flax mixture and beat again for 30 seconds.

4: Sift self-raising flour, baking powder, salt, and spices to the mix. Beat until combined, but careful not to overmix. Add spice to your preference.

5 (optional): Fold chocolate

10 (optional): For your cookies to be perfectly symmetrical, use a glass to cut them while the dough is hot.

11: Allow to cool completely before you make your buttercream.

INSTRUCTIONS: SPICED BUTTERCREAM

1: Sift icing sugar into a bowl and add vegan butter, salt, and spices.

2: Using an electric hand whisk, beat the ingredients together on a slow speed until combined. Gradually increase speed to thicken the buttercream. If the mixture tastes too buttery, balance with more sugar.

3: Place in the fridge to chill for 10 minutes before assembling.

ASSEMBLY

1: Flip half the cookies upside down so that their smooth bottoms are facing up.

2: Pipe your spiced buttercream over half the cookies. I prefer using a starshaped nozzle, but any shape will do.

3: Place another cookie on top and press down to make your sandwich!

4: Use excess buttercream to pipe designs on top of the sandwiches.

5. Store in an airtight container or place in the fridge, where they will last up to five days.

HAPPY BAKING!

1. Set aside an hour for yourself a day, relax and recharge

2. Treat yourself once (or more) a week: there is truth to sweet treat culture

3. Reduce your screentime, reconnect with yourself by disconnecting from the digital world

4. Find a Sunday reset routine.

Financial

1. Create a monthly budget plan 2. Set saving goals, for travelling etc. 3. Start an emergency fund.

Hobbies

1. Dedicate 30 minutes a day to learn-

Relationships

1. Go on solo dates, get to know yourself better!

2. Put yourself out there, expand your social horizons and meet new people.

3. Schedule plans with your friends regularly, life gets busy, make time for each other!

Try a resolution and see what fits! Cut your hair, clean your room, read a book, buy yourself flowers. Do what feels good for you and prioritise fun. 2025 is about doing what you want. Show up for yourself and watch everything change. Happy new year!

December is meant to be the most wonderful time of the year, but it can be incredibly difficult to indulge in all the holiday cheer when there is a mountain of assignments piling up. As a fourthyear student who knows the feeling all too well, allow me to give you my best tips on how to maximise your grades, while also making the most of your Holly Jolly Christmas!

Do not procrastinate

If I could turn back time, that is all I would say to my younger self. Procrastination is my worst enemy and I know that I am not the only one suffering with it. Although you may not want to start that assignment a month early and going for dinner with your friend just sounds so much easier, be-

lieve me – that dinner will taste so much better knowing that your assignment is done. Just because it’s not the due date, doesn’t mean it’s not the DO date! Start early and then you will have all the time in the world to join in on the festivities.

Make time for yourself

While it may sound like I am contradicting myself here, it is also important that you don’t let your exams or assignments consume every minute of your day. Yes, the pressure is there for a reason, but your grades don’t define you. If you feel like it is getting too much, just go home and relax. Stick on your favourite film, grab a snack, and don’t think any more about uni work for the day – we all need to take a break, sometimes.

HOW TO GET THROUGH THE WINTER EXAM SEASON

By HOLLY HALDANE

Set your own deadlines

This is especially important if you relate to my procrastination problem. At this time of year, usually all I can think about is everything festive that I want to do. All my deadlines tend to fall within the same week, and as mentioned, I am a pro at leaving them until a couple of days before. My new tactic is to convince myself that they are due earlier and mentally change that deadline to the week before. This sounds ridiculous but once they’re complete, I have an extra week of Christmas. Try it - this might be crazy enough to work for you too!

Talk to someone about it

I am no stranger to crying it out and keeping the stress to myself, but it is so much better to tell someone about how you’re feeling. Winter can be a very challenging time for anyone, so don’t feel like you are failing or falling behind just because nobody else is saying it –we are all stressed out! The best thing to do is reach out and. Sometimes, actually saying it aloud puts things into perspec-

tive and can help kickstart some motivation to cross the finish line. You’ve got this, trust me, I have been there.

Create the ultimate study playlist!

Studying can sometimes feel like the biggest chore, with there being hardly any enjoyment. That is why I believe that no study session is complete without some tunes. Before you sit yourself down in the library, create the ultimate study playlist. My top tip is to exclude as many of your favourite songs and artists as you can to ensure there are no major distractions - plus you may just find your new fave song!

If this is your first winter as a student, I can’t promise that the work gets easier, but I can say that as time goes on, you will find your own ways to combat stress and you will begin to feel more at ease. In the meantime, I hope my completely unprofessional tips have helped you in any way. For now, I am wishing you the best of luck and I hope your season is bright and full of joy!

INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOPS IN GLASGOW: A WINTER’S GUIDE TO SNOWY SIPS

Why not spice things up this sweater weather by ditching the coffee chains and sampling new independent coffee shops in Glasgow?

The Devil’s Roast

A TikTok sensation and reasonably priced, this new gem on Renfield Steet lives up the hype. The interior has a combination of historic charm (think arched windows, marble cherub fireplace, candlelit table) and contemporary touches. There is a relaxing ambiance, with the buzz of chit chat and artists such as Faye Webster playing overhead.

The pumpkin spice latte was not overly sweet but heavily spiced, elevated by the coffee shop making their own home-made syrups and using nutty and chocolatey Brazilian-coffee beans. The sweet potato soup was creamy and flavorful which made an excellent accompaniment to the houmous, pinenut and rocket fresh sourdough sandwich – although the bread could have been softer.

Ottoman

This one may be a bit further from campus on Berkeley Street, but

By ROSLYN DOUGAN and MATTHEW BORRIE

it’s absolutely worth the trek. Step inside and be greeted by character – walls adorned with intricate artwork, chess sets ready for a match, and vintage bookshelves packed with unique reads. Traditional touches like ornate lamps and handwoven rugs create a warm, authentic atmosphere.

The food is equally authentic, with options ranging from sweet, flaky pastries to savoury shawarma. Whether you’re in the mood for a light snack or a hearty meal, each dish offers a true taste, transporting you to Turkey with every bite. Their coffee packs a punch – order a quadruple shot mocha, and you’ll feel like you can write an essay, run a marathon, and solve world peace all before tea. If you are feeling extra authentic, try a Turkish brewed coffee, and experience a rich, robust flavor you won’t find anywhere else in Glasgow.

iCafe

Located right on campus on Ingram Street, iCafe is perfect for early risers grabbing coffee before university. With plenty of plug points, grab a booth, order your coffee to your table, and have a productive study session.

Alternatively, bring your friends, have a catch-up session, and be serenaded by artists like Phoebe Bridgers. Those with a sweet tooth might love the strawberry mocha, or deiude to be adventurous with the banana cappuccino. Although slightly pricer, the coffee comes in a large mug, perfect for warming up your hands from the winter frostbite.

Kafferteria

Got a train to catch? Why not try Kafferteria, located opposite Queen

and Buchanan street stations on Dundas Street. The interior exudes hygge, with sage walls, soft lighting, and wooden floors. It’s perfect for slow, intentional days and to decompress.

I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the vegan tomato and rocket sandwich, and my friend toughly enjoyed his cream cheese and smoked salmon bagel. Unfortunately, I was disappointed with the watery leek and potato soup. There is free Wi-Fi and lots of plug points.

Image credit: Shutterstock

Image: The Devil’s Roast.

LOST SNOW PRINTS

By JHANVI VIPIN

I never see the snow. not here. not in this city. frost seeps while I slumber, a quiet but unsettling tranquillity

the night becomes colder, my sheets are less warm my legs curl up into the covers so that I return to the foetal position I was in when I was born.

I cling onto any sensation of warmth the frostbite recovers, but the feeling doesn’t leave lost snow prints, its after-effects I just don’t know if it was real.

the morning arises again, as dawn always does. but soon, you would never know with the rooftop remnants gone, that just last night — it had snowed.

THE BITTER LONELINESS OF SELF-PRESERVATION

By KULSUM SHABBIR

Unspoken rivulets have a method of escape through glacial mountain fronts.

Did you know?

A child weighed down by secrets rejects the closeness you crave while yearning in tandem. Seeping through fractured ice, only to submit to the frost before reaching you.

In isolation, each fragment of snow displays recognised beauty, yet in excess, becomes bothersome.

How much of my coldness could you take? I, the one shovelled into piles marked with the filth of summer’s mud at the edge of our driveway.

ONE NIGHT ONLY (OR A LOVE LETTER TO NEW YORK

By KATE CONNOR

yellowed pages; sun, sweat bleached. a man, mouth moving.

oppose the song o’ rails he sings atop imperfect cadences. though deaf to my ears, he ne’er drops a note.

stage right a window stage left the audience (to be)

a suitcase by his feet floral tatters burst at the seams potential pours out, i see it now:

a lone mic, a smattering audience. the song o’ rails but a cursed backstory beckoned by unsung applause his song spills forth.

he sings of new york the city of dreamers, of lovers and sinners. she draws you; a promise of glamour, of fame the spotlight.

a shadow from his past appears, like an old forgotten melody of a life left behind. his song falters, a discord in his clamour for the spotlight he forgot himself.

WINTER SOLSTICE

By HARRY PLEYDELL-BOUVERIE

When the days turn their bleakest Our struggles seem ceaseless The sun’s certainty struggles The dark’s daring teeters troubles

The days march on, A pilgrimage of plight through this life Christ’s strife did nothing for our rife But teach us a lie for when we die

But hope is strong when winter wanders on, Beauty in bleak, no sadness to seek, Nothing to preach but the genius in each.

KINTSUGI

By KULSUM SHABBIR

Incompetently tending to my burns, I consider the impasse.

In the months since I buried my mother, I have known grief with intimacy. I have acknowledged its visits like that of a neighbourhood cat, greeting me with familiarity, yet never quite belonging in my home. Even now, I recall my days under its all-encompassing, watchful eyes. In the hues of heavy dusk, I clawed at my stomach, wretched with remorse. It watched. I can see myself now through its eyes, breaking skin, parting muscle, forcing my hand through, up, reaching for my heart. The snap of ribs only solidifying my resolve as I yanked the pulsing thing out in front of me. Let me soothe you, I begged, I pleaded. It watched. Somewhere, distantly, a mother held her weeping child and echoed my cries. I remember watching the mangled organ in my hands slowly stop beating as the world dimmed and lost light.

Perhaps inevitably, in my return to the land of the living, I found courage. Gingerly, I shifted my weight, careful not to upset fresh stitches while tenderly forming verses of prose. I crafted fearfully, dreading the violent threat of my own heartache until I felt words flowing through me, freeing the held breath I had come to work around. Pleased, I clutched my work close to my chest, holding it tight, dried blood still under my fingernails.

Still wary of how my misery may maim those around me, I had been living as a recluse. I would spend my days sleeping under fluorescent lights, eyes screwed shut, trying to fool myself into believing that the sun was shining on my face. The blood behind my eyelids refused to warm, never cooled enough to let me know peace. Frustrated, and sensing the rising tide of my melancholy, I quickly, and somewhat reluctantly, opened my blinds, sharing my creation

among vaguely familiar faces. Friends, not of mine, but of a version of myself that I could no longer reconcile with.

The whispers came intrusively, encouraging at first, revering my words before urging me to reveal more, sign deals, make money. I tried to argue back, protective of my art. They laughed at my ‘eccentricities’ and called me naive. Deafened by the noise, I fought off out-stretched hands reaching to shake mine. Let me sell you, they begged, pleaded. I felt a palm grasp mine, bending my unwilling fingers backwards in agreement, shaking robotically. Gripped with fear, I ran. In my haste I left my work behind and they pounced, methodically clawing, tearing. Commodifying my grief into something unrecognisable.

And now, I find myself here, exhaling smoke from the fire that has filled every crevice of my body.

Briefly, upon my arrival, I wished to be set alight and see, just for a minute, my horror engulf the world around me alongside my body. Instead, the flames quickly burned out and left in their stead a gaping hollowness, nauseatingly familiar. Looking out across the summit, I watch ducks swim in the lake below, sporadically placed like nails pinning the sky upside down. It would take less than 30 seconds to simply inch a couple steps forwards and let the water rush upwards to greet me. And I am too exhausted to even consider fathoming the strength it would take to turn back and face the world. Absent-mindedly, I reach to stroke the cat that has appeared beside me. It watches, wide eyes mirroring my remorse. Waiting for my decision.

I recall one particularly humid summer’s day from my childhood, watching my mother piece together a jigsaw of pottery on the picnic table. Kintsugi, she explained. Kintsugi

is the Japanese practice of mending broken pottery with gold, highlighting its imperfections. A beautiful manner of healing. Since that summer I fear I have healed my fractures one too many times now; there is little left for the gold to hold together. I wonder how the Japanese judge which shattered vases are worth saving.

I wonder if I am worth saving.

A couple of feet to my right sits her headstone, humble and unassuming but difficult to ignore. Stretching out my stiff and aching limbs, I lie parallel to where she rests. Watching the embers behind my eyelids, I picture myself sinking down, warm dirt embracing my body, welcoming me. The ground moulds itself like soft sand around my body, covering me. Entombed in the darkness I sink down, down until I can inch my seared hand over and take hers in mine. The smell of her powdery perfume mixed with sweat, the shape of her wonky index finger, identical to mine. No amount of glue or gold can soothe the innate instinct to need your mother.

Perhaps I am not ready for the earth to claim my charred flesh, yet the soft soil offers comfort beyond any alternative available to me. Ready and willing, I offer myself to the ground. Take my sacrifice, let maggots feast and tear apart my composition, fertilise growth. I am little on my own and I do not have the strength to foster growth within myself. I wish to feel the weight of my body give way to something Something that cannot be taken from me, nor I from it.

Yet, somewhere in the back of my mind, I know that she would scold me for forcing myself somewhere that does not welcome me. Not yet, anyway.

When I was 12 years-old I ran home from school, cheeks stiff from tears, limbs aching, much like they do now. They don’t want someone like me

on their team, I cried to her, swallowing down my self-pity and embarrassment. She considered me for a moment, before shrugging. Then find another team I would spend another few years tagging behind friends who would forget me and teammates who would exclude me before I fully understood her.

I laugh to myself, realising that, even now, I have run to my mother’s side when faced with bullies.

A trail of ducklings are led to the shore. I inch closer, watching. The breeze passes through me and I wonder if I am already dead, if I was even alive in the first place.

I wonder if I will always rely on grief to create.

I wonder why I spend hours dissecting and interpreting my hurt when I am determined for peace. I wonder if this is an easier way out.

I wonder if I will go home.

I wonder if my mother is waiting for me.

I wonder if I will make the same choice as she would.

With as much clarity as I can muster, I move.

Sun beams filter their way through canopies of greenery, dancing on the lake, bouncing upwards to be reunited with the sky. Small birds float effortlessly, meandering, come alive by the soft breeze, singing to themselves as they travel onwards. From the summit, an ant watches, eyes squint. In its periphery sits a boulder twice its size, and a cat, lazily stretching its limbs, soaking up the sunlight. The ant sits for a while, considering. The cat does what it does best, and watches. With insurmountable strength, the ant lifts the pebble and turns its back on the cliff’s edge, making its way home.

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DAYDREAMING BEFORE CHRISTMAS

By JULIA BRAUN RAVEN

AN ODE TO ASHTON LANE

By KATE CONNOR

The day was cold, but the people were colder. They hunched inside their coats, muttering to themselves, cursing the weather, as if they should be surprised.

The snow – if you could call it that, more of a slush really – sunk into their bones and the cold seeped in, like an infection. (I often wondered upon the magic of weather; how it can lift and drop a mood). Errands they ran, lunches they had. I watched it all.

From my crossroads I could see in all three directions. Follow the cobbles and you’d get to…the end of the cobbles before the paved road started up again, the magic of the lane already dissipating. I tried to keep them here, on my lane, but now so little captured

attention. At night, though, that is when my lane comes to life. The twinkle of lights, like stars, stretched above them, the laughter and warmth spill forth onto the cobbles from the crowded bars on every corner.

And they stay, for a moment.

I will the snow to disappear and for night to fall. Day timers do not appreciate the lane, bustling about as they do. My lane and I thrive on the dreamers, the hungry, the drunks. I long to mingle amongst them one day, to dance on the cobbles, to laugh with a drink in hand.

The grave thing about desire, to long for something, is the potential for unfulfillment.

ANSWERS FOR PUZZLES ON PAGE 29

STRATH CHRISTMAS CROSSWORD

Across

2. One of these gave directions to the three wise men (4)

3. Which St. resides right next to the Glasgow Christmas markets? (7)

5. Eastern mediterranean vegetable usually served roasted, particularly around this time of year (8)

8. Used to deliver presents, also used to store them if you’ve been bad (7)

10. A type of sledge pulled by horses (or another animal) (6)

11. Something used to decorate that lends grace, beauty or festivity (8)

15. A film heavily involving song and dance (7)

17. Exceptionally beautiful or kind, derived from a type of celestial being in western religions (7)

18. A half-goat creature who punishes badly behaved children originating in German folklore (7)

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STRATH CRYPTIC CROSSWORD

1. The patron saint commonly associat ed with Christmas time (13)

3. Seven of this bird were delivered in the song “12 Days of Christmas” (4)

4. Climate conference held in Glasgow in 2021 (3)

6. The ___ total of items, assorted live stock and musicians delivered in the aforementioned song was 364 (3)

7. The second largest type of deer in the world, usually associated with North America (4)

9. Mother of Cain and Abel (3)

12. Old-timey slang for a horse (3)

13. Scottish actor known best for playing William Wallace (3)

14. Alternative to naughty (4)

16. Another word for an item of clothing, Santa’s has a white pompom attached (3)

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4. Older person making a bang (6)

6. Entranced group of 1000 at hare end (5)

7. To spook, making nun veer (7)

9. Clever spy’s information met ligament and lost morning (10)

11. A joy lighted goes crazy (7)

14. Outdated search method proven unpopular yet exclaimed in joy (5)

16. Skimming two thousand off racing down a mountain (6)

17. “Cake with more flour my dear” a woman heard (7)

18. Almost all is moist bar one (4)

19. Small omnivore’s version of love (4)

20. Overattached! Need he say any more? (5)

STRATH WORDSEARCH

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By JACK BURNETT

1. Smelling when one’s feral (4)

2. Make arrangements with an alien for the world (6)

3. Doc, you meant to read out that file? (8)

5. Frankenstein’s creation emerges from sermon sternly (7)

8. An excessive quantity for mixing or at help (8)

10. Gash i.e. looking nice (5)

12. Chet crudely scratches on (4)

13. Making our world go round, the one in my heart (5)

15. Determination to travel by car (5)

16. Animators go backwards less or for endurance (7)

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STRATHSNOW: BUILDING COMMUNITY THROUGH WINTER SPORTS MOVEMBER AT STRATH

By SAM MIDDLEMISS

As the long winter nights draw in, it is important for us to open up about mental health and break down the stigma around seeking help. The Movember movement has become the leader in raising money and awareness for Mental health and suicide prevention, prostate cancer, and testicular cancer in Men.

This year, the Strathclyde community has come together to show you don’t need a moustache to raise awareness this Movember

Many students have been running to raise awareness: five members of Strath Canoe ran from Loch Tay to Dunkeld in their Tay Marathon Fundraiser, while one student ran 1km every hour for 24 hours at Glasgow Green. The wider community has also been able to participate, joining in a special Parkrun edition and, on 29 November, a free ‘3k on the green’ run welcomes all skills and running proficiencies.

Our societies have also been creating new ways to participate. StrathSailing are braving the Scottish autumn with a cold plunge at Ayr beach, where attendees were encouraged to “bring your best Hawaiian outfits.” StrathPool have also hosted a Pool tournament, offering a prize pool and a timed 6-ball shootout minigame for additional prize money.

True to sporting tradition, Strath’s Movember movement created a friendly leaderboard to compete in raising the most possible. By week two, over £5,000 was raised with the Men’s hockey and rugby societies leading the pack.

This movement is not just for our athletes, however, as a Ceilidh and quiz at the Union have allowed the whole Strathclyde community to come together to raise money and awareness.

If you are struggling, it is never too late to reach out. The Movember charity recommends a range of free services at https://uk.movember.com/ mens-health/get-support.

As Strathclyde’s Sports Union continues to expand, more opportunities are opening up for students to try many weird and wonderful sports, all from the comfort of our very own campus. As we approach winter in a city as notoriously cold as Glasgow, StrathSnow has all things freezing under control – and a little something for everyone to enjoy.

Regularly training at the Glasgow Ski and Snowboard Centre in Bellahouston, the club is open to all students regardless of skill or experience and currently offers its members the chance to take part in both racing and freestyle. Those looking to compete may also enter the Scottish University Dry Slope Championships (SUDS) and the British University Dry Slope Championships (BUDS), but, more casual involvement is also encouraged.

Spearheading the club is Dominic Cluckie, a fourth-year Computer Science student from Hamilton. “I don’t actually do too much skiing,” he jokes, noting that more of his time is spent answering the club’s WhatsApp group or making sure everyone feels at home at their popular fortnightly socials. A modest but dedicated committee of eight people, Cluckie says that their main goal is to foster a fun, safe space for students to socialise and take part in sports alongside their studies: “We just want to make sure that the club can support people in any way that they want and make them feel welcome.”

One of the team’s major selling points is the flexibility that it offers. “It’s not as constraining as other sports can be,” Cluckie explains. “You don’t have something on every week, which is nice because it’s a lot easier for students to take part.” He also highlights that they are open to new mem-

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bers throughout the year, so students don’t have to wait to get involved.

Despite the name, StrathSnow is so much more than a haven for lovers of winter sports - those simply looking for a break away from studying have come to the right place. Hosting a variety of events such as karaoke, themed pub crawls, and their annual ceilidh, Cluckie insists that there’s always room for an extra person: “People bring their friends along and stuff, which is really nice because it just kind of expands our community. It’s open to everyone.”

Solidarity and camaraderie are at the heart of StrathSnow, and their recent Ceasefire social, in partnership with Glasgow Caledonian University, is one of Cluckie’s proudest moments. Organised in aid of the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund, over 600 people attended their sold-out event at Kitty O’Shea’s.

In January, the club will be embarking on its annual ski trip, a venture that will see over 500 Strathclyde students travel to Tignes in the French

If you’re looking for a way to destress from all your immediate responsibilities and want to do a sport free of cost, look no further than Strathclyde’s StrathActive sport sessions.

This health initiative, started in partnership with the Sports Union and Strath Union, provides students and staff the chance to participate in sports and physical activities without breaking their wallet. The sports range from badminton to indoor football, and it’s a great chance to exercise and meet new people from all sorts of backgrounds. All equipment is pre-provided; you only need to wear appropriate clothing and have fun!

Programmes always run during term-time and the next one is from 20 January to 30 March 2025. Most ses-

Alps. One of the club’s most anticipated events, Cluckie recommends it to anyone. “You don’t have to know how to ski or snowboard,” he clarifies. “You get to learn, hang out with other unis, and go for night outs. It’s nice and relaxing. We want to make it as accessible and enjoyable as possible.”

Cluckie’s main piece of advice for anyone thinking about joining is to just lean into all that the society has to offer. “I think the first step is for people to just come along. That makes such a difference,” he says. “We have our Cuff and Chug social, where you get handcuffed to someone for the night, and you have to drink the same as them. Last year, two boys didn’t really know anyone, so I’d handcuffed them. Now they’re living together, and are best pals. I think it’s little things like that, those are the things that make me happy.” Obviously winning is nice and everything – it’s cool having medals, but, if people are coming back and having fun, that’s all that really matters to us.”

sions take place weekly at Strathclyde Sport, the fitness centre located at the heart of campus. Be sure to check it out, the opportunities are endless!

Tani Joseph, a spokesperson for StrathActive, said, “Being in StrathActive was one of the most enjoyable experiences I’ve had this year. From trying new sports to challenging my social skills, it had it all. In StrathActive, we offer free support sessions at the sports union to all students, we even offer free badminton sessions for the staff.

What I genuinely loved was the fact that there was so much diversity in the level of sport and culture.

I genuinely think being in StrathActive was one of the best experiences and hope that many more students get the change to experience it.”

StrathSnow on their most recent ski trip. Credit: StrathSnow.

Image credit: Strathclyde’s Movember Movement

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A FIGHT FOR FAIR PAY IN THE UFC: SHOULD FIGHTERS UNIONISE?

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has grown to become the most valuable combat sports promotion, worth $11 billion. Despite record-breaking revenues and the promise of fame and fortune for UFC stars, many fighters are vastly underpaid, lack basic employment protections, and are tied down by exploitative contracts - a situation that desperately calls for a the establishment of a fighters’ union.

The aggressive expansion and market domination of the UFC has come at the expense of many of its fighters. While top names like Conor McGregor can command substantial paydays, they represent an exception rather than the rule. The vast majority of fighters struggle with low earnings that are not equitable with the revenue they generate for the organisation.

In the UFC, fighters are paid a meagre 15-16%, owing to their classification as independent contractorsa stark contrast to other sports where athletes receive closer to 50% of the revenue. A particularly striking example of this inequity is the case of Raffael Cerqueira at UFC 308. Despite the UFC receiving billions of dollars in revenue,

By AIDEN MCKEEVER

Cerqueira earned a mere $19,000 after his loss.

The contractor status strips them of rights typically available to employees and locks them into restrictive contracts that curb their professional autonomy and financial potential.

All UFC contracts contain non-compete clauses, removing a typical benefit of being an independent contractor - the ability to work for multiple organisations. Along with other alleged monopolistic practices, this formed the basis of an ongoing lawsuit from previous fighters against the UFC, which, as of writing, has been settled for $375m.

In a lawsuit filed against the UFC, Wanderlei Silva revealed his experience managing a traumatic brain injury and CTE. With insufficient support from the UFC, Silva struggled to pay for treatment, highlighting the urgent need for adequate health protection and benefits.

Calls for fighters to unionise are not new. The MMA Athletes Association, spearheaded by former champion Georges St. Pierre, was an initial attempt to allow fighters to collectively

HOW DO SCOTLAND LOOK HEADING INTO THE WOMEN’S RUGBY WORLD CUP 2025?

By SAM MIDDLEMISS

bargain for better pay and conditions. While this effort did not yield the desired improvements, the discussion around fighter pay and conditions have continued to gain traction among MMA media and fans.

Achieving successful unionisation requires both the stars and lesser-known fighters. This is a challenge, however, as fighters likely fear the repercussions of upsetting figures like

The women’s Rugby World Cup is heading to England, and is shaping up to be the largest ever, with the Thistles looking to produce their most successful campaign yet. Their first World Cup as a fully professional side, there is a weight of expectation surrounding them and whether they can capitalise on their form.

Having recently wrapped up their WXV2 campaign, the Thistles have finished the season as the 7th ranked team, losing in a final matchup to a powerful Australian side. The journey to this placement provides a good look into how the side might do in the world cup.

Heading into the final fixture against Australia’s Wallaroos, the Thistles had shown why they were the favourites. Not only were they the reigning champions – in the first fixture Evie Gallagher impressed at 8 as the Thistles stunned the Italians who had recently upset WXV1 side, Ireland. Their second win was no less impressive, a tough match against the fan-favourite Japanese side courtesy of a powerful performance by outside centre Meryl Smith.

Australia came out the gate with a brace of tries, and late offloads exposed poor defensive reads as Scotland struggled to gather momentum. While the Thistles began to show their trademark confrontational defence, a

Dana White, who has not hesitated to cut ties with fighters over pay disputes, like former heavyweight champion Francis Ngannou.

Despite Dana White’s frontman ambitions, the real champions of the sport are the fighters themselves. As discussions around fighter pay and conditions persist, it’s clear that without significant change, the calls for unionisation will only grow louder.

deadly grubber through unlocked it.

After 30 minutes, Scotland found their usual intensity with strong carries and a dynamic attack. Like the men’s team, the Scottish audacity to threaten points from anywhere was on show during this final.

While a disappointing red card to Emma Orr allowed the Wallaroos to pull ahead at the death and lift the trophy, this is a side that has proven they are capable of winning tournaments.

So where does that leave Scotland heading into the next World Cup? At seventh in the world, and stealing victories from many of the top sides, the Thistles are a dark horse in the competition. There are some notable challenges for them to overcome if they want to go the distance, however.

In pool B, Scotland has to overcome unpredictable Welsh and Fijian sides before facing a formidable Canada (ranked 2nd). Given their consistency and quality, the Thistles should escape the pool and make it into a quarter-final where they will likely face a winner from another pool.

Scotland are underdogs, but as long as they avoid the intimidating England side in the quarter-final, they have a strong opportunity to reach the semi-finals and carve a path for further professionalisation in women’s rugby.

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IS SCOTTISH FOOTBALL STILL AFFORDABLE?

By ARCHIE WILLIS

Students face rising costs to attend Scottish Premiership matches amid across-the-board ticket price hikes, according to new data.

Eight of the twelve 2024-25 Scottish Premiership clubs are charging students more than in the previous season, with the cheapest available tickets now ranging from £15 at Ross County to £34 at Celtic.

The biggest increase has been made by Hibernian, where students must now pay full adult prices - starting from £24 to attend league matches. A £16 student ticket offered in the 202324 campaign has since been removed from the club’s pricing structure, while Celtic, Rangers and Aberdeen also operate without a student ticket category.

With no student or young adult concession, even a 17-year-old can expect to pay at least £34 to attend league matches at Celtic Park. However, Aberdeen and Rangers do include a discounted option for young people

aged below 21.

Meanwhile, the average price of the cheapest adult ticket has increased by 18% since pre-pandemic, leaving Aberdeen, Motherwell and St Johnstone as the only teams yet to charge above £25.

The cheapest adult season ticket for the twelve 2024-25 Premiership sides is also 15% more expensive than in the 2019-20 season.

Kilmarnock charged adults £30, concessions (over-65s, students and under-21s) £25, under-18s £20 and £12 for under-16s at the beginning of the 2024-25 season, announcing new ‘digital discounts’ in September which lowered the cost of all categories.

The Ayrshire club cited the jump in prices from the 2023-24 to 2024-25 campaign as “a means of covering increasing costs”.

In the Championship, Scotland’s second tier, Hamilton Academical amended ticket prices twice in the

space of ten days in September. Original prices for the current season included a £26 fee for adults, more expensive than the cheapest adult ticket at four clubs in the division above.

The Scottish Football Supporters Association (SFSA) supported the publication of ‘The Review of the Game’, a report dedicated to the “rebuilding” of Scottish football, which included a discussion on rising ticket prices.

“It’s a thorny question,” the SFSA’s Director of Operations Alastair Blair said. “Because clubs obviously need to pay a decent wage to attract a reasonable standard of player.”

At Kilmarnock, higher ticket prices have coincided with the club finishing fourth in the Scottish Premiership, qualifying for European football and spending small transfer fees on a few players, while the Old Firm continue to strive to match the standard of continental competition.

The SFSA’s paper has recom-

mended away ticket price caps with “instances of differential pricing causing grief for fans”, Blair said.

“It’s easy to say there should be a cap, but while many fans might applaud this, they would then get very annoyed if it meant one fewer player in their club’s squad,” he added.

Despite ticket price inflation, the Scottish Professional Football League (SPFL) said in May that the leagues’ total attendance record had been broken for the second season running.

Scotland also had the highest per capita crowds in Europe for the 2023-24 season, according to UEFA.

But watching matches in the Scottish top flight is often more expensive than many major European clubs. I attended league games last season at AC Milan (€19), SL Benfica (€22.50) and Valencia CF (€27.17), each cheaper than the current cost of a ticket for any Scottish Premiership club, suggesting greater affordability within European football.

Chart: Archie Willis. Source: BBC

Chart: Archie Willis. Source: BBC, The Scotsman