Serious New Year Edition, 2021

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ENTERTAINMENT

A
Better
Time: 2021
Outlook

-
Prof

Year
Of Lefasefare

-
Dami

Money
No Dey
Lagos

-
Everyday
Big
Man

Betting Butter

-
Lushlash

Wahala
Be Like
Bicycle -
Pascolo


Happy
new
year.
I
had
intended
to
say
this
in
July,
but
there's
still
Covid­ 19.
So
this
is
a
real
happy
new
year.
I
pray
that
all
the
suffering
of
2020
 stays
 there
 and
 2021
 is
 filled
 with
 joy,
 happiness,
 peace,
 safety
 and
 good
health.
Let
the
church
say
Amen
and
the
mosque
Allahu
Akbar.
 This
prayer
is
deep
from
my
heart
guys,
2020
was
a
really,
really
scary
 year.

In
this
edition,
we
look
at
some
of
the
lessons
2020
taught
us
–
the
most
 important
being
“Health
is
wealth.”
When
I
prayed,
I
saw
that
someone
 on
the
team
had
seen
the
2021
vision
for
Nigeria
and
all
I
know
is
that
 everyone
must
be
on
a
steady
we
dey
our
lane
grace
and
not
lose
 guard.
This
is
Nigeria,
and
anything
you
see,
you
just
take
it
like
that!

My
good
friend,
Tosin
A.,
told
me
this
year
that
betting
is
the
poor
man's
 stock
market
–
Warren
B.,
my
other
close
friend
really
hates
this,
but
I
 totally
see
where
Tosin
is
coming
from.
We
all
need
multiple
streams
of
 income
and
I
want
to
believe
this
is
what
drives
some
of
the
decisions
in
 betting.
It
also
gives
hope
that
person
fit
blow
at
any
time
–
aren't
we
all
 taking
bets
by
just
existing?
Especially
in
this
Nigeria.
We
also
give
you
 some
 good
 information
 on
 how
 to
 make
 legal
 bets
 through
 investments
in
functional
market
instruments.
Lastly,
we
discuss
how
if
 you're
 looking
 for
 forex,
 trade
 and
 diaspora
 (Canada
 way)
 are
 the
 vibe.

In
2021,
I
just
want
to
have
fun,
I
just
want
to
spend
money.
Join
me
 guys,
no
de
do
like
bolo
o,
let's
do
this!

It’s
A
New
Year!
What’s
On
Your
Mind?


a
better
time

A
Better
Time 2021
Outlook

-
Prof Jowo

We
start
this
article
with
a
plea.
Nigeria
jo
jo
 wo
 let
 this
 year
 be
 great.
 Honestly,
 three
 gbosa
 for
 the
 two
 person
 wey
 born
 our
 Nigerian
leaders
for
how
they
were
able
to
 manage
the
hectic
year
called
2020. Many
many
situations
are
trying
to
whine
us.
Still,
our
outlook
for
the
 year
is
positive
relative
to
2020,
and
our
expectation
is
that
of
slow
 but
steady
growth.
We
don't
really
expect
baba
to
make
so
many
 changes,
 and
 he
 would
 probably
 be
 continuing
 his
 policies
 on
 both
 the
 local
 and
 international
 front.
 But
 then,
 we
 beg
 God
 again,
Daddy
jo
jo
wo,
let
this
year
be
great
for
us,
help
us
be
safe
in
 Nigeria
 and
 cash
 out,
 and
 if
 the
 vision
 is
 still
 Canada,
 protect
 Canada
 from
 any
 outbreak
 that
 would
 make
 them
 close
 their
 borders.
Protect
Trudeau
too,
because
this
life
no
balance. Something
Fishy

We
 all
 know
 the
 story
 that
 food
 prices
 are
 telling
 in
 the
 market,
 panla
is
now
N900/kilo,
tomato
paste
is
now
N120
from
N50,
aboki
is
 cashing
 out
 with
 Dollar,
 and
 unemployment
 is
 rising
 –
 it's
 not
 a
 sweet
story
at
all.
Even
though
the
country
is
currently
recording
a
 negative
GDP
growth
(recession),
we
anticipate
a
positive
growth,
 worst
case
scenario,
by
the
end
of
June
2021.
This
is
because
we
 expect
a
full
resumption
of
economic
activities,
and
despite
what
 seems
 to
 be
 a
 second
 wave,
 we
 believe
 the
 pandemic
 would
 have
 a
 less
 harsh
 effect
 on
 the
 economy.
 We
 don't
 see
 unemployment
improving,
so
please,
Jara
e,
create
opportunities,
 start
small
and
grow;
at
least
you
have
The
Business
Hub
by
Sterling
 to
support
you. The
 food
 crisis
 might
 not
 be
 going
 anytime
 soon
 due
 to
 the
 persistent
 insecurity
 in
 some
 parts
 of
 the
 country.
 We
 hope
 that
 things
improve
so
that
this
pressure
on
food
causing
high
inflation
 might
be
over
soon.
Recent
trends
of
low
harvest
yield
and
non­ access
 to
 market
 might
 also
 linger,
 further
 affecting
 an
 already
 vulnerable
food
condition.
 Shopping
Spree

The
Dollar
is
currently
turning
oniown;
we
are
not
even
looking
at
 Pounds
and
Euros
again;
lemme
just
mind
my
business.
We
expect
 a
 slight
 improvement
 in
 Dollar
 reserves
 due
 to
 the
 CBN's
 new
 policies
on
remittances,
improved
oil
prices,
and
as
per
awon
IJGB

came
 through
in
 December.
 Following
 oil
 sector
 deregulation,
 fuel
pump
prices
might
remain
high,
and
in
Nigeria,
anytime
oil
 prices
 go
 up,
 everything
 else
 follows.
 Apart
 from
 agriculture,
 other
 labor
 elastic
 sectors,
 particularly
 manufacturing,
 construction,
 and
 crude
 oil,
 may
 remain
 challenged,
 thus
 affecting
employment
and
labor
productivity
negatively.
We
still
 also
expect
further
devaluation,
so
the
30BG
gang
that
used
to
 have
$76mil(at
N390/$)
could
have
$75mil(at
N400/$).
With
high
 inflation
 and
 other
 lingering
 economic
 challenges,
 we
 expect
 household
 spending
 to
 decrease
 due
 to
 reduced
 disposable
 income
and
high
prices.
Meaning
you
might
not
be
able
to
go
to
 Timbuktu
unless
you
save
aggressively,
don't
worry
 Doubble.ng
 gat
you! So
Crazy

We
 expect
 government
 spending
 to
 increase
 
 
 .
 According
to
 the
 2021
finance
bill,
the
federal
government
is
expected
to
spend
₦13.4
 trillion($34
billion),
35%
higher
than
the
previous
year
and
9.5%
of
the
 nation's
 entire
 GDP.
 So,
 expect
 borrowing
 to
 increase
 this
 year
 because
it
doesn't
look
like
government
expenditure
is
going
down
 soon.

Holy
Ground

Kamala
 calls
 Joe
 brother,
 and
 he
 calls
 her
 sister
 too!
 We
 look
 forward
to
a
change
in
US
affairs
and
hope
Donald
is
finally
ready
 to
accept
defeat.
We
don't
expect
the
China­US
trade
war
to
 end
 soon,
 nor
 do
 we
 expect
 Nigeria­US
 relations
 to
 improve
 significantly.
 Hopefully,
 immigration
 policies
 might
 be
 the
 most
 popular
thing
on
the
table,
not
just
in
the
US
but
worldwide.
We
 are
still
waiting
to
see
how
the
AfCTA
plays
out
but
seeing
the
 small
disagreement
between
Nigeria
and
Ghana,
international
 trade
will
be
one
to
keep
an
eye
on.
We
also
hear
that
electric
 cars
 would
 increase
 worldwide,
 except
 in
 Nigeria,
 where
 you
 would
 have
 to
 buy
 an
 extra
 generator
 (it's
 a
 musk!).
 And
 yes,
 shoutout
 to
 Mama
 Ngozi,
 our
 great
 titan,
 and
 several
 others
 putting
Nigeria
on
the
global
map.

3


A
Better
Time 2021
Outlook

-
Prof

The
Best

Again,
 we
 are
 not
 Pastors
 or
 Imams;
 2020
 has
 taught
 us
 not
 to
 predict
but
instead
be
flexible
enough
to
adapt
to
whatever
the
 year
throws
at
us.
Our
mentor
would
be
Bridget
Bema,
a
young
 lady
teaching
us
not
to
conform
to
societal
norms
and
be
strong
 enough
to
survive.
No
matter
what
this
year
throws
at
us,
we
look
 forward
to
a
better
time!

4



Winter
is
Coming On
the
27th
of
February,
Nigeria
recorded
its
first
COVID­19
case,
which
 began
our
induction
into
the
pandemic
world.
By
this
time,
the
rest
of
 the
 world
 had
 recorded
 thousands
 of
 cases
 and
 deaths,
 and
 by
 estimations,
it
was
going
to
be
a
blood
bath.
It
wasn't
just
COVID,
our
 economy
 had
 barely
 bounced
 back
 in
 2019,
 and
 here
 we
 were,
 government
revenue
cut
by
more
than
60%
and
a
pandemic
brewing
 in
 a
 country
 of
 over
 200
 million
 people
 with
 little
 or
 no
 healthcare
 infrastructure.
Baba
and
Uncle
Jide
swung
into
action,
and
by
March,
 all
borders
were
shut,
and
a
mandatory
lockdown
was
put
into
effect
in
 parts
of
Nigeria.
We
started
to
watch
our
cases
grow
from
10
per
day
to
 900
per
day,
food
prices
soared,
and
businesses
got
affected.
The
most
 painful
were
the
lives
we
lost,
friends
and
family,
due
to
this
pandemic. It
 was
 a
 long
 two
 months
 of
 Tiktok
 challenges,
 #bopdaddy,
 #tissuechallenge,
 #dontrush,
 among
 others.
 The
 world
 basically
 shut
 down
because
winter
had
indeed
come. Out
of
The
Ashes

Year
Of Lefasefare

-
Dami

Long
and
Short
Year When
 the
 lion
 himself,
 Indaboski,
 called
 2020
 the
 year
 of
 lefasefare,
 nobody
knew
what
he
actually
meant,
but
that
has
been
the
summary
of
 2020;
confusing.
It
was
a
long
and
challenging
year,
a
year
of
so
many
 happenings
yet
so
little
happening.
Everybody
agrees
that
it
was
a
long
 year
 but
 somehow
 still
 short
 as
 we
 moved
 through
January,
 February,
 March,
Covid,
and
December.
As
we
enter
into
the
new
year,
we
take
 you
through
the
previous
year
and
try
our
best
to
summarize
an
eventful
 journey.

Weighing
 the
 economic
 costs
 and
 the
 impact
 on
 lives,
 the
 Nigerian
 government
 strategically
 eased
 the
 lockdown
 while
 applying
 safety
 measures.
They
also
received
loans
and
grants
to
tackle
the
health
and
 economic
 crisis.
 The
 effects
 were
 grave
 as
 we
 entered
 another
 recession
by
the
end
of
June.
Slowly,
economies
began
to
ease
out
of
 lockdown
–
football
was
returning,
restaurants
re­opened,
Iya
Oyinade
 was
back
in
business
–
and
that
brought
me
joy.
But
the
pandemic
had
 and
is
still
costing
us.
We
heard
that
the
world
lost
over
3
million
people
 directly
and
indirectly
to
COVID
alone
this
year
and
over
$1
trillion,
God
 no
go
shame
us. The
 economic
 downturns
 have
 affected
 everyone,
 including
 our
 exchange
rate,
which
soared
from
about
#308/$1
to
#390/$1.
Inflation
 soared
 to
 14.23%
 as
 food
 prices
 doubled
 and
 security
 situations
 deteriorated.
Still,
the
good
news
is
that
everybody
got
married
as
well;
I
 mean
it,
if
you
are
single,
you
are
probably
among
the
five
single
people
 in
Nigeria.

Why

Story
of
Fire
and
Ice The
 US
 killed
 Qasem
 Soleimani,
 a
 top
 Iranian
 general,
 on
 the
 3rd
 of
 January,
and
Iran
was
ready
to
retaliate
in
what
people
expected
to
be
 a
 full­blown
 crisis.
 That
 was
 the
 start
 of
 the
 year
 we
 got.
 Nations
 had
 begun
to
take
sides,
and
we
even
heard
there
was
an
anti­US
protest
in
 Nigeria
–
abeg
na
dem.
In
retaliation,
the
US
base
was
attacked,
and
 unfortunately,
 a
 Ukrainian
 commercial
 flight
 was
 mistakenly
 gunned
 down,
killing
176
people
on
board.
While
the
tensions
slightly
doused,
this
 was
only
the
first
week
in
January.
What
soon
followed
was
a
full­scale
 outbreak
 of
 COVID­19
 in
 China,
 shutting
 down
 one
 of
 the
 largest
 economies
and
causing
a
drastic
drop
in
oil
prices.
We
lost
the
Mamba,
 and
Australia
was
engulfed
in
its
largest
wildfire
in
over
a
decade,
and
this
 was
just
January.

Around
the
world,
people
began
to
ask
the
question
of
why
and
why
 not.
 From
 the
 #BlackLivesMatter
 protests
 in
 the
 US
 to
 Hong
 Kong,
 Nigeria,
 Thailand,
 India,
 South
 Korea,
 Algeria,
 Chile,
 Columbia,
 Lebanon,
people
began
to
demand
better
conditions
as
citizens
are
 increasingly
becoming
aware
of
their
power
as
the
people.
The
tech
 world,
ever
standing
gidigba
despite
the
challenges
still
received
the
 money.
In
spite
of
the
odds,
your
bank
still
blessed
you
with
OneBank,
 the
sweetest
app
known
to
man.
By
the
way,
we
also
heard
that
the
 palliatives
were
looted
and
Daddy
Femi
Falana
was
so
upset
by
the
 government's
actions. Professor
2020 If
we
actually
were
to
talk
about
all
that
happened
this
year,
there
will
 be
 no
 space
 left.
 2020
 dished
 out
 a
 lot
 of
 things,
 which
 includes
 the
 death
 of
 prominent
 sportspeople
 and
 leaders,
 globally
 and
 locally:
 Kobe
 Bryant,
 Abba
 Kyari,
 Chadwick
 Boseman,
 Abiola
 Ajimobi,
 Adebayo
 Osinowo,
 Ibidunni
 Ighodalo,
 Mara
 Dan
 Foster,
 and
 millions
 more
who
we
may
never
know
their
names.
From
the
Beirut
explosion
to
 the
Jere
massacre
to
the
coups
and
government
changes,
the
year
 taught
us
to
appreciate
lives
and
those
around
us.
For
every
plan
that
 failed,
 we
 take
 solace
 in
 the
 ones
 that
 worked;
 for
 every
 disappointment
and
loss,
we
rejoice
at
the
chance
to
go
again.
This
 year
feels
like
5
years
packed
in
1,
but
we
must
keep
on
keeping
on,
with
 our
chin
up,
heads
high,
and
with
our
full
chest
(almost
forgot
we
had
 Big
Brother
this
year
sef).
The
good
news
is
that
it
looks
like
the
worst
is
 behind
us,
and
as
creatures
of
hope,
we
look
forward
to
a
better
time!

6


Introducing

TrybeOne

A
community
that
intersects
between
pop
 culture
and
finance,
a
world
where
you
live
 on
your
terms
and
you
are
free
to
be
anyone
 you
want
to
be.

Earn.
Learn.
Fun

trybeone.ng


Betting Butter

-
Lushlash

The
Good,
The
Bad
and
The
Ugly

Sho
ni
Ticket?
Pick
Am!
Cash
Out!
Cash
Out!

Early
in
December,
Barcelona
FC
lost
Cadiz
FC,
while
this
just
seems
like
a
 random
information,
it
cost
the
betting
world
an
estimated
$1
billion
 and
Nigerian
sporting
companies
made
an
estimated
 N50
million
on
 that
match
alone
(how
will
Barca
even
lose??).
Every
other
weekend,
 my
Twitter
TL
is
awash
with
banter
about
tickets
that
“cut”
and
those
 that
have
“cashed
out.”
At
the
same
time,
my
thoughts
are
interrupted
 by
the
sounds
of
exclamations
(everything
between
“Ye!”
and
“Ope
 O!”)
from
the
Bet9ja
shop
behind
my
house.
Over
the
years,
the
gaming
 industry
 has
 undergone
 transformation
 and
 in
 the
 case
 of
 Nigeria,
 phenomenal
growth
in
reach
and
value
of
the
industry;
this
growth
has
 been
so
organic
and
widespread
that
I
think
we
all
need
to
take
a
look
 at
what
is
going
on
there.

going,
the
exponential
growth
can
be
attributed
to
two
key
factors:
Cost
 and
Technology,
both
creating
a
thriving
environment
for
gambling
in
 people
and
policies.
 Have
 you
 ever
 wondered
 why
 people
 bet
 regardless
 of
 what
 their
 pockets
are
saying?
Or
why
there
are
more
NairaBet
shops
than
Redeem
 churches?
A
wise
man
once
told
me
that
betting
is
the
Stock
Exchange
 for
the
poor
man
–
the
risks
are
similar,
with
a
little
financial
commitment
 and
risk,
you
can
cash
out
for
life
and
in
that
same
vein,
one
wrong
move
 can
wreck
your
entire
family
 legacy.
The
minimum
amount
needed
is
 N100,
some
sites
even
allow
 N50
and
depending
on
the
odds
and
the
 number
of
predictions/kinds
of
betting,
you
can
make
as
high
as
10,000%
 return.
With
a
combination
of
low
cost,
low
risk
and
a
struggling
economy,
 it
is
no
wonder
many
Nigerians

explore
all
means
of
escaping
the
poverty
 cycle.
 At
 the
 end
 of
 the
 day,
 all
 die
 na
 die.
 Many
 Nigerians
 are
 more
 comfortable
with
betting
than
trading
stock,
at
least
they
don't
need
to
 read
 about
 Pfizer
 or
 Tesla.
 They
 are
 turning
 their
 passion
 into
 profit
 by
 supporting
their
teams,
and
they
can
trade
with
any
amount
regardless
 of
their
location.

Odds
are
Forever
in
Your
Favour The
Nigerian
betting
industry
has
come
a
long
way
since
the
days
of
 Baba
Ijebu.
From
the
late
2000s
when
Akin
Alabi
received
its
license
from
 the
Lagos
Lottery
Board,
the
number
of
local
betting
companies
have
 grown
 to
 over
 50
 operating
 across
 Nigeria
 with
 over
 60
 million
 users
 between
the
ages
of
16­40.
To
put
this
in
perspective,
there
are
22
banks
 in
Nigeria
with
79
million
active
accounts
and
in
10
years,
the
betting
 industry
 acquired
 over
 60
 million
 users.
 We
 heard
 that
 average
 daily
 spending
on
sports
betting
is
about
 N3,000
(an
estimated
 N730
billion
 every
year),
making
the
Nigerian
gaming
industry
the
biggest
in
Africa.
 Again,
 for
 context,
 Nigerians
 spent
 a
 total
 of
 N 628
 billion
 on
 entertainment
and
water
in
2019,
which
is
13%
less
than
they
spent
on
 betting
within
the
same
period.
In
fact,
according
to
a
report
by
KPMG
 in
2016,
Bet9ja,
one
of
the
largest
Nigerian
sports
betting
companies
 makes
 an
 estimated
 monthly
 turnover
 of
 $10million!
 
 And
 play
 in
 an
 industry
worth
5
billion
naira
–
the
real
SPENDINGGGGGG!!! The
betting
industry
is
also
locally
based
and
using
a
distinct
penetration
 method,
 it
 has
 reached
 even
 the
 most
 rural
 parts
 of
 the
 country
 by
 employing
local
agents
who
are
familiar
with
the
environment
and
so
 are
trusted
by
the
locals.

Playground
for
Champions

Another
reason
for
the
growth
in
the
industry
is
the
increase
in
mobile
 penetration
 across
 the
 country
 over
 the
 past
 10
 years;
 as
 access
 to
 technology
 and
 internet
 increased,
 so
 did
 the
 penetration
 of
 sports
 betting.
Today,
from
the
comfort
of
your
home,
you
can
access
your
bet
 account
and
place
your
bet.
There
are
even
multiple
payment
channels,
 including
QR
payment,
USSD
and
instant
bank
deposits.
The
technology
 keeps
 evolving
 and
 creating
 an
 attractive
 ecosystem.
 Nigerians
 are
 ardent
lovers
of
sports
and
that
love
and
passion
have
been
key
drivers
 for
them
to
feel
like
they
are
so
vested
in
the
teams
they
are
supportive
of,
 even
if
it
includes
getting
to
the
bottom
of
their
pockets.
So
I
can
say
Up
 Man
 U
 and
 still
 make
 money
 because
 Rashidi
 scored
 before
 the
 25th
 minute.

God
When?

5
Billion
Gang

Finally,
we
are
a
people
that
thrive
on
hope,
we
exist
by
practically
asking
 ”God
when





“
and
saying
“God
abeg



”
and
it
is
this
hope
that
betting
 companies
 sell.
 So
 each
 time
 the
 players
 pick
 a
 ticket,
 they
 are
 convinced
 it
 is
 their
 “time,”
 so
 creating
 the
 most
 potent
 problem
 in
 betting
 –
 addiction!
 While
 there
 are
 religious
 and
 moral
 biases
 in
 the
 country,
 it
 is
 clear
 that
 the
 betting
 industry
 is
 doing
 something
 that
 is
 attracting
Nigerians,
and
their
business
model
is
one
we
can
learn
from.
 The
sports
betting
market
in
Nigeria
is
expected
to
grow
to
$2
billion
by
 2025
and
is
poised
to
maintain
its
growth
trajectory,
especially
with
the
 continued
downturn
of
the
Nigerian
economy
and
state
of
affairs.

Every
day
Nigerians
go
out
with
hope
praying
that
luck
smiles
on
them.
 Their
faith
is
reinforced
by
testimonies
of
people
cashing
out,
putting
 N150
and
making
 N100
million.
Apart
from
the
hope
that
keeps
them

8



Money
No Dey
Lagos

-
Everyday
Big
Man

First,
The
Lagos
Anthem
(In
English



) Every
night,
Bentley, Every
night,
Rolls
Royce
 On
the
toll
gate
road,
we
are
going
to
chop
life My
friend
is
driving
an
Aston
Martin,
I'm
driving
a
Bugatti Every
Friday
night,
we
are
going
to
chop
life Yet,
they
will
say…

Treasury
bills
(T­bills
for
short)
and
bonds
have
always
been
the
safest
 investment
 options
 and
 i­invest
 pioneered
 the
 market
 in
 providing
 quick
 and
 easy
 access
 to
 these
 types
 of
 investments.
 With
 minimal
 capital
and
a
smartphone,
anyone
can
buy
treasury
bills
within
a
few
 minutes.
While
we
are
currently
begging
God
to
arise
and
cause
the
T­ bills
rate
to
rise,
they
remain
a
significant
opportunity
and
you
should
 definitely
download
i­invest
today.

The
F-Word

If
you
are
looking
to
step
up
your
investment
game
and
invest
in
the
 growing
sectors
of
the
Nigerian
economy,
then
agriculture
provides
a
 decent
opportunity.
Agro­partnerships
platforms
are
giving
millennials
 the
 platform
 to
 invest
 in
 agriculture
 with
 minimal
 capital.
 SABEX
 is
 another
game­changing
platform
you
should
look
out
for
in
2021,
it
will
 be
an
agro­commodity
exchange
platform
designed
for
the
everyday
 investor.
 You
 should
 definitely
 consider
 investing
 in
 agriculture;
 the
 government
 wants
 us
 all
 to
 become
 farmers
 anyway,
 so
 here's
 a
 chance
to
show
your
patriotism.

­
Omoniyi
Temidayo
Raphael,
 World
President. Eko
Wenjele

Let's
get
it
straight,
there
is
money
in
Lagos,
in
Nigeria
and
all
over
the
 world,
we
all
just
need
to
figure
out
how
to
get
more
and
more
of
it.
2020
 was
all
Vibes
and
Insha
Allah
because
most
of
us
let
go
of
some
financial
 goals
for
the
sake
of
our
mental
health;
that
1
million
I
wanted
to
save
 remains
N995,000
to
reach
my
goal.
But
as
God
no
go
shame
us,
in
2021,
 we
are
Serious
about
making
money.
 DIY
 investments
 have
 officially
 become
 a
 thing.
 Now
 more
 than
 ever,
 millennials
are
investing
using
digital
investment
platforms.
Major
online
 brokers
like
Charles
Schwab,
Etrade
and
Robinhood
experienced
over
 170%
portfolio
growth
in
2020,
with
over
50%
of
the
increase
coming
from
 people
between
the
ages
of
24
to
35.
So,
if
other
millennials
are
making
 money,
why
not
you?
Padi
mi
ma
logo.

After
all
the
trouble
we
faced
this
year,
and
with
2021
loading
ding
ding
 ding
 loading,
 we
 have
 decided
 to
 be
 your
 investment
 plug
 for
 the
 coming
year.
Depending
on
your
risk
appetite
(i.e.,
how
much
risk
you
like
 to
 eat),
 you
 can
 choose
 from
a
 wide
 array
 of
 DIY
 investment
 options.
 However,
the
higher
the
risk
you
decide
to
take,
the
higher
your
potential
 reward;
but
ultimately,
no
risk,
no
reward
#NGNG.

One
Naira

Perhaps
the
simplest
way
to
invest
is
with
simple
savings
platforms.
We
gat
 you
 with
 Doubble
 providing
 above
 market
 interest
 rates
 on
 regular
 savings.
 Doubble
 even
 gives
 users
 the
 opportunity
 to
 earn
 up
 to
 100%
 interest
within
a
few
years.
So,
if
you
are
looking
to
earn
more
from
your
 savings,
 sign
 up
 today.
 On
 a
 side
 note,
 it
 is
 largely
 rumored
 that
 all
 Nigerian
women
save
their
money
on
these
platforms,
so
you
know
where
 to
check
when
they
claim
to
be
broke.
You
are
welcome.

Stocking

Buying
shares
in
local
and
international
companies
have
always
been
 an
excellent
long
term
investment
option.
Boomers
and
Gen­Xers
will
 probably
 still
 drive
 long
 distances
 to
 meet
 their
 stockbrokers,
 but
 millennials
are
investing
in
shares
from
their
mobile
phones.
Bamboo,
 Wealth.ng,
 Robinhood,
 i­trade
 and
 many
 more
 are
 platforms
 that
 provide
 flexible
 options
 for
 local
 and
 international
 stock
 market
 investment
with
the
requisite
support.
Basically,
this
means
you
can
own
 a
stake
in
Sterling
or
Microsoft…
how's
that
for
bragging
rights?
 *In
Naira
Marley's
voice*
“I'm
just
thinking,
I'm
not
saying
you
should
do
 it,”
but
if
you
wish,
you
can
invest
in
some
cryptocurrency.
You
probably
 know
one
or
two
people
who
have
made
some
cool
crypto­cash
or
a
 thousand
people
on
IG
who
“trade
bitcoin





”.

It
is
also
worth
knowing
 that
 the
 Nigerian
 Stock
 Exchange
 has
 issued
 regulation
 that
 allows
 cryptocurrency
 to
 be
 treated
 as
 a
 trading
 asset.
 So,
 if
 you
 are
 also
 thinking
about
it,
you
can
try
BuyCoins,
Luno,
CoinBase,
etc.,
to
begin
 trading
today.
 In
case
you
are
wondering
how
to
start
your
money
journey,
we
invite
 you
to
join
us
at
Trybeone.
Our
inspirations
for
2021
are
Jeff
Bezos
and
 Mummy
C
Dollar;
and
the
plan
is
to
cash
out,
but
on
OneBank
instead
of
 CashApp
(buy
local
to
grow
local




).
Hope
you
enjoined
our
Trybeone
 party
and
if
you
didn't,
you
missed.
It
will
be
great
to
see
you
too
pull
up
 with
your
squad
in
your
own
version
of
an
Aston
Martin
or
Bugatti
and
 loads
of
Millennial
Money.
 We
are
rooting
for
you!

dou




 bble 10



5

Wahala
Be Like
Bicycle

-
Pascolo

Wahala
for
Who
No
Get
Backbone

We
 head
 into
 2021
 with
 a
 lot
 of
 uncertainties,
 even
aunty
Ada
that
posts
new
year,
new
me
is
 quiet
this
year.
It's
not
our
fault,
we
went
all
out
in
 December,
 and
 we
 are
 back
 to
 real
 life
 in
 January.

On
 the
 export
 side,
 its
 oil
 oil
 oil
 responsible
 for
 85%
 of
 export
 with
 diversified
Agric
accounting
for
less
than
10%
because
let's
be
frank,
we
 don't
produce
anything.
 For
a
country
that
doesn't
produce
anything
and
consumes
everything,
 how
can
it
effectively
participate
in
commerce
and
trade?
It's
not
by
 having
DG
sha,
although
we
are
proud
of
Mummy
Ngozi.
I
mean,
even
 the
rice
in
Kano
is
not
enough
for
people
in
Kano.
This
is
why
we
need
to
 find
other
things
to
export;
if
COVID
has
shown
us
anything,
we
need
to
 improve
local
production
because
the
streets
are
not
smiling.

Even
for
Nigeria,
it's
our
usual
vibes
and
inshallah,
but
we
know
inshallah,
 things
will
get
better.
Remember,
in
the
last
edition,
sterling.ng/serious
we
 discussed
how
important
our
markets
are
and
how
valuable
they
are
for
 our
culture.
This
time
we
go
a
step
further
by
showing
you
how
we
think
 our
economy
can
improve
and
attract
the
necessary
investment
from
 obodo
 through
 our
 local
 market
 and
 resources.
 It's
 our
 answer
 to
 the
 question
of
what
we
have
apart
from
oil.
We
all
know
oil
money
is
drying
 up,
and
on
how
our
attempt
at
diversification
is,
let's
just
thank
God
for
life.

2020
na
Ment

2020
affected
everything
and
everyone,
but
among
the
worst­hit
is
our
 trade
 sector,
 which
 shows
 a
 declining
 figure.
 Uncle
 Yemi
 Kale
 of
 NBS
 showed
 us
 that
 commerce
 declined
 significantly
 from
 January.
 Still,
 in
 order
 not
 to
 carry
 last,
 we
 decided
 to
 understand
 the
 full
 picture.
 By
 January
 2020,
 COVID­19
 had
 fully
 taken
 hold
 in
 China.
 The
 country
 is
 responsible
 for
 32%
 of
 trade,
 and
 the
 ripple
 effect
 affected
 our
 commerce.
 By
March,
our
commercial
capital
went
on
lockdown,
causing
a
further
 decline
in
the
sector.
We
also
started
asking
ourselves
what
exactly
we
 are
 buying
 from
 China
 sef.
 To
 understand
 that,
 we
 took
 a
 look
 at
 our
 export
 and
 import
 properly;
 while
 much
 of
 Uncle
 Godwin's
 FX
 policies
 have
focused
on
food
importation,
import
statistics
show
that
Machinery
 and
 Chemical
 Products
 accounted
 for
 55%
 of
 total
 imports
 in
 Q3.
 In
 comparison,
all
the
food
we
imported
only
accounted
for
15%
of
the
total
 import
and
guess
who
is
supplying
us,
the
Chinese.

Keys
to
the
Kingdom

One
 area
 the
 government
 can
 encourage
 and
 support
 more
 is
 the
 entertainment
industry.
Now
before
we
shut
this
out
as
child's
play,
let's
 look
at
the
numbers.
Because
the
world
is
changing,
we
at
Serious
also
 believe
export
is
changing,
and
we
need
to
start
looking
at
what
else
to
 trade
as
a
country.
What
can
we
invest
in
that
would
give
quick
wins?
 Our
first
thought
is
the
creative
industry.
 This
 sector
 finished
 the
 year
 at
 an
 annual
 growth
 of
 more
 than
 9%,
 making
it
one
of
the
fastest­growing
sectors.
We
heard
that
Apple
music
 pays
Nigerian
artistes
$7,350
for
a
million
streams.

12


Wahala
Be Like
Bicycle -
Pascolo

With
 the
 quality
 of
 music
 produced
 in
 the
 country
and
the
number
of
albums
released
this
 year
 alone,
 you
 can
 imagine
 the
 millions
 our
 artists
made.
Let's
not
even
add
other
platforms
 like
 Spotify
 and
 Tidal
 ($10,000
 per
 million
 streams),
 and
 this
 is
 just
 a
 fraction
 of
 the
 opportunity
in
the
music
industry.
 Now
imagine
if
we
add
our
other
creative
sectors
like
movies,
art,
and
 fashion.
We
really
need
Dollars
and
the
creative
industry
got
us.
It
means
 with
 the
 right
 support
 and
 shikini
 money,
 our
 creative
 exports
 could
 significantly
increase
and
improve
our
balance
of
trade.

Abroad
Pipu

If
 the
 protests
showed
 us
 anything,
 it's
 that
 japa
 japa
 is
 more
than
 a
 song.
It
is
estimated
that
over
30
million
Nigerians
live
outside
Nigeria,
 with
the
figures
expected
to
hit
50
million
by
2030.
A
lot
of
these
people
 often
seek
greener
pastures
and
end
up
doing
well
for
themselves.
A
 recent
 independent
 study
 shows
 83%
 of
 Nigerians
 in
 the
 abroad
 will
 invest
in
Nigeria
if
the
right
business
opportunity
is
created.
It
is
why
the
 first
 Diaspora
 bond
 back
 in
 2017
 was
 fully
 subscribed.
 With
 Uncle
 Godwin
easing
policies
on
diaspora
remittance,
it
would
be
interesting
 to
see
how
important
this
is
for
us
in
the
new
year.

For
the
People

Another
area
we
have
a
comparative
advantage
 is
 the
 cost
 of
 labour
 we
 can
 give.
 Our
 minimum
 wage
of
$62
is
among
the
lowest,
especially
for
the
 size
of
our
working
population.
Our
market
is
also
 viable
even
though
it's
a
sachet
economy.

Unfortunately,
 the
 cost
 of
 industry
 is
 high.
 Improving
 ease
 of
 doing
 business
 will
 include
 providing
 the
 necessary
 infrastructure
 and
 providing
the
right
environment
for
small
businesses
to
thrive.
From
the
 issue
 of
 documentation
 to
 task
 to
 honouring
 legal
 contracts,
 if
 the
 country
can
focus
on
its
ease
of
doing
business
index
like
a
certain
land
 of
 honour
 and
 integrity,
 we
 can
 show
 the
 world
 our
 seriousness
 and
 improve
business
conditions
for
indigenous
businesses.

If
E
Easy,
Do
Am

We
 are
 just
 thinking
 out
 loud
 ni
 oo,
 we
 know
 it's
 not
 easy,
 and
 we
 understand
that
the
Ogas
at
the
top
are
doing
their
best.
For
this
year,
 we
need
any
positive
growth
anywhere
we
can
find
it,
especially
as
the
 world
 begins
 to
 open
 again.
 We
 owe
 it
 to
 all
 the
 lives
 lost
 in
 2020
 to
 survive
and
grow;
we
owe
it
to
our
country
to
do
our
best
to
improve
it.
 Inshallah,
Nigeria
will
be
great
o.

13



I
hope
you
enjoyed
being
 ‘Serious.’
Stay
safe
in
2021


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