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RECOVERY OR

POVERTY Level up?

Oh, shut up

Personal wealth initiatives: Inflate the housing market then give it 5 years till it bursts

Social cleansing: Let’s put you mouthy poor people back in your box Tourist infrastructure: Get a new leisure centre by painting over the cracks and rising prices THEM

US

Leisure: Hey Boris, can we have our pitch back?

Education: A*s for all – unless you are doing a BTEC, not good enough for the red brick Job creation: Get on yourbike and deliver that P45

Local power: Give the council a wedge

A big blue one - a small red one Nepotism: Buy an old school tie on ebay, that will make your bid successful

Social mobility: Have you tried the postcode lottery? Better odds on that

Benefits: We wont leave you behind, here have £20 and that’s your lot Creating cultural: Put your hand up if love conceptual art but don’t want to go to London.

Sorry get on that train to London

Health and well-being: We will make you eat salad all day - live longer in poverty

LUXURY CAPITALISM

That’s on the way up

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