photo by bailey kopp
how to
RIDE THE COUGAR COASTER
1. Step into your imaginary Cougar Coaster cart. 2. Reach up and gently pull down on the safety bar until you hear a “click�. You are now secured into the Coaster. 3. As the Cougar Coaster begins the ascent, lean back and shake your arms as if the coaster is rattling on the track. 4. As the coaster reaches the top, throw your hands in the air, lean forward and scream for optimal awesomeness as the coaster descends (see photo).
5. Lean to the right, then left, then right, then left again as the Cougar Coaster takes turns at high velocity. Then repeat steps three and four. 6. Following the pattern shown, use your arms to illustrate the Cougar Coaster pulling off a loop-the-loop. 7. Imitate someone noisily vomiting. Then repeat steps three, four and five 8. As the ride comes to a sudden halt, throw your body forward.